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UGH.
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LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.
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LOOK LIKE THE CAT DRAGGED HIM
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IN, BEAT HIM DOWN, AND STOLE HIS
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WALLET.
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FLOYD, WEREN'T YOU WEARING
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THOSE CLOTHES WHEN YOU LEFT HERE
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ON FRIDAY?
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YES, I WAS.
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I'VE JUST BEEN OVER IN THE
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CASINO.
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THE NEW ONE OVER IN BILOXI.
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I AIN'T SLEPT IN THREE DAYS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THREE DAYS,
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EITHER, BUT HER NAME WASN'T
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BILOXI!
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HA HA!
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HATERS!
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FLOYD, DIDN'T YOU GO OVER
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THERE LAST WEEKEND?
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I DID, I DID.
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HEY, CURTIS?
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YOU NEED TO GO WITH ME NEXT
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WEEKEND, MAN.
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OH, PLEASE.
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ELLA'D KILL ME IF I SPIT A
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TOENAIL AT A CASINO.
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WHAT'S BERNITA GOT TO SAY
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ABOUT YOU GAMBLING EVERY
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WEEKEND?
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OH, SHE HAPPY 'CAUSE I'M
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WINNING.
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HEY, QUE PASA, HOMIES?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS
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SIDE OF TOWN, HERNANDEZ?
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YOU GOT LOST?
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NAH, I JUST WON FREE HAIRCUTS
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FOR LIFE AT A POKER GAME
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LAST NIGHT.
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SO, CAN A MAN GET A CHAFE OR
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WHAT?
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ZACK, GET HIM SOME LOTION SO
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HE CAN GO IN THE BATHROOM AND
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TAKE CARE OF THAT CHAFING.
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NO, NO, NO, A SHAVE, SHAVE.
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HE WANTS A SHAVE.
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DANA, GET UP AND LET THE MAN SIT
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DOWN.
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ZACK, COME ON.
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HEY, MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.
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REAL GOOD.
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IT'S A BARBER SHOP, NOT A
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MAGIC SHOP.
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VERY FUNNY, CURTIS, BUT NOT
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EVEN YOU CAN RUIN MY MOOD TODAY.
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NOPE.
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MY SON DIEGO IS GETTING A MEDAL
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THIS AFTERNOON FOR SERVING HIS
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COUNTRY.
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OH, HE'S GETTING A MEDAL
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FROM THE MEXICAN ARMY?
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YOU KNOW, I LOVE A MAN IN A
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UNIFORM.
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YOU LOVE ANY MAN WITH A
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PULSE.
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SO WHAT DID YOUR LITTLE BOY
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DO IN THE SERVICE?
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MY LITTLE BOY DIEGO IS A
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SERGEANT.
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HE WAS A HERO ON THE FRONT
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LINES, UNLIKE CALVIN.
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WELL, I PUT BEG YOU POINT.
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CALVIN WAS IN THE FRONT OF THE
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LINE BUYING A HERO SANDWICH.
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DIEGO HAS TRAVELED ALL OVER
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THE WORLD AND SEEN DOZENS OF
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COUNTRIES.
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WELL, CALVIN HAS...
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BEEN TO THE COUNTRY A DOZEN
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TIMES.
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WELL, IN COLLEGE, DIEGO
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GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LAUDE.
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WELL, IN COLLEGE, CALVIN
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WENT TO S-SOME OF HIS CLASSES.
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WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW, CARLOS?
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I'M --
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WHAT YOU GOT NOW?
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WHAT YOU GOT?
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NO, WHAT YOU GOT?
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HEY, TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY.
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WHAT YOU GONNA DO, SUCKER?
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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HEY, WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO
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PLAY SO ROUGH?
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YEAH.
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BAGHDAD, BABY.
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I GOT USED TO PLAYING PICK-UP
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GAMES WITH DUDES WITH MACHINE
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GUNS AND BODY ARMOR.
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POPS, WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?
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> WE'R NOT WATCHING ANYTHING.
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' WATCHING THE FIGHT ON THE I
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CLASSIC SPORTS CHANNEL.
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YOU'RE LEAVING.
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OH, ALI WON THIS FIGHT!
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DUDE!
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POPS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
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I LIKE TO WATCH THE FIGHT
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LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.
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MAN, MY DAD TALKS ABOUT THIS
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FIGHT ALL THE TIME.
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THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO ON OVER
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TO YOUR HOUSE AND TALK ABOUT IT
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WITH YOUR DAD?
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YEAH, YOU -- YOU CAN'T SIT IN
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THE CHAIR.
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IT'S ALL GOOD.
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MY DAD'S THE SAME WAY.
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DIEGO.
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HERNANDEZ.
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DO YOU EVER KNOCK?
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PAYNE, I START KNOCKING WHEN
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MALIK STOPS TRYING TO SNEAK INTO
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MY WINDOWS, OKAY?
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[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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LOOK AT THE TIME.
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COME ON!
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THE MEDAL CEREMONY'S IN 30
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MINUTES.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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I TOLD YOU ALREADY, MAN --
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I'M NOT GOING.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT
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GOING?
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THE WHOLE FAMILY IS WAITING TO
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SEE YOU BE HONORED, AND YOU ARE
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NOT GOING TO DISAPPOINT THEM.
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OKAY, LOOK, LOOK.
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YOU TWO, YOU GOT A HOUSE RIGHT
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NEXT DOOR.
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YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
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IT SMELLS LIKE ARROZ CON POLLO.
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GO TO IT.
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DIEGO, GET IN THE CAR.
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NOPE.
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DIEGO, WE'RE GOING NOW.
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YOU GO.
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I'M GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE.
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YOU GONNA LET HIM JUST TALK
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TO YOU LIKE THAT?
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WHO -- WHO THE DAD?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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WELL, YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO
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LET HIM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.
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IF YOU THE DADDY, HE THE DADDY,
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YOU THE DADDY.
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DIEGO, COME ON, LET'S GO.
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NOW!
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NO.
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HE'S NOT EVEN LISTENING TO
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YOU.
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HE DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT
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YOU SAID.
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DIEGO, LET'S GO! COME ON!
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NOPE.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DO WITH
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CALVIN IN SITUATIONS SUCH AS
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THIS.
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CALVIN...SAY NO.
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NO.
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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OYE, DIEGO. GET IN THE CAR.
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NO.
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NO? I WISH YOU WOULD.
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
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AAH!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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MORNING.
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FLOYD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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I BEEN UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING
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POKER.
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PERSONALLY, I THINK DRIVING
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TWO HOURS TO LOSE MONEY IS
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STUPID.
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THAT'S WHY I AIN'T DRIVING
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NO MORE.
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OH, SO YOU QUIT GAMBLING COLD
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TURKEY?
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STOP CALLING ME NAMES, LITTLE
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NINJA.
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NO, I FOUND A GAME HERE IN TOWN.
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YOU SHOULD STOP TRIPPING
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AND JUST QUIT.
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[ SCOFFS ] I CAN'T.
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HEH, I WON THESE LAST NIGHT.
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All: EW!
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THESE ARE PLATINUM WITH
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FANGS.
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I DON'T KNOW, FLOYD.
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I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A
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GAMBLING PROBLEM.
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I AIN'T GOT NO GAMBLING
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PROBLEM.
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I GAMBLE, NO PROBLEM.
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OKAY, LOOK HERE.
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HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THAT I
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CAN QUIT GAMBLING ANYTIME I GET
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READY?
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OKAY, DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT
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YOU JUST SAID?
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YEAH, I'M SAYING -- ALL
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RIGHT, DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
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ALL RIGHT?
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AS SOON AS I GET THROUGH WITH
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THIS NOW, I CAN QUIT GAMBLING
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ANY TIME I WANT.
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DIEGO, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE
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HOME.
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GLAD TO BE BACK.
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THAT'S THE DIEGO I REMEMBER.
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THANK YOU.
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HEY, ABUELITA, I BROUGHT YOU
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SOMETHING.
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"HEY, ABUELITA" YOURSELF.
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KILL HIM. HIT HIM AGAIN.
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PULL HIS HEAD OFF.
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ARE YOU WATCHING WRESTLING
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GAIN?A
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NO, A DIVORCE SHOW.
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DIEGO!
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UH-OH.
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YOU BETTER RUN FOR COVER,
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SOLDIER BOY.
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DIEGO, OYE.
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INCOMING!
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WHAT HAPPENED, EH?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HELP
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ME CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE TODAY.
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QUE PASO?
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DADDY, IT'S OUR FAULT.
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WE TOOK HIM DOWN --
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NO, NO. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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WILL YOU JUST RELAX, MAN?
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I'LL HELP YOU RIGHT NOW.
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I'M NOT GOING TO RELAX, OKAY?
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YOU DON'T TELL ME WHEN TO
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RELAX, OKAY?
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO HELP ME
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FINISH, BECAUSE I FINISH IT
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MYSELF.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN HOME FOR
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TWO WEEKS, AND YOU'RE ALREADY
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ACTING LIKE A BUM!
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LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
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DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE
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YOU'RE A WAR HERO THAT YOU
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CAN...
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STOP, STOP, STOP!
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STOP!
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STOP CALLING ME THAT.
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MAN, I'M NOT NO HERO, ALL RIGHT?
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OYE ME -- I READ YOUR
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CITATION, OKAY?
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YOU ARE A WAR HERO.
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OH, DIEGO, YOU GOT ANOTHER
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SPEEDING TICKET?
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WHAT CITATION ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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>WENT TO THE BASE AND PICKED
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U YOU MEDAL.
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I DON'T WANT IT.
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IT'S YOURS.
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DIEGO, IT'S OKAY.
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NO, ALICE, IT'S NOT OKAY.
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IT'S NOT, AND I WANT ALL YOU
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GUYS, EVERYONE HERE, TO STOP
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TELLING ME HOW PROUD YOU ARE OF
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ME.
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WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
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OH, HE WAS CHEATING ON HIS
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WIFE.
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NOW, IMAGINE ANYBODY SLEEPING
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WITH THAT BALD-HEADED SON OF --
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NO.
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WHAT'S GOING ON, CARLOS?
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I NEED YOU GUYS TO JUST GIVE
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ME A LITTLE BIT OF ROOM.
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IS THAT OKAY?
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JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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I'M TIRED.
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[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
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HOW CAN YOU BE TIRED, DIEGO?
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SEE, ALL YOU BEEN DOING IS
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PARTYING AND HANGING OUT WITH
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YOUR FRIENDS.
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HEY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
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I HAVE BEEN
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SERGEANT HERNANDEZ FOR 2 YEARS,
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DAD -- 2 YEARS!
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UH-HUH.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE?
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DO YOU THINK I COULD BE DIEGO
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FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
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DO YOU THINK?
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[ SPEAKS SPANISH ]
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I WOULD LIKE TO BE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ FOR A WHILE.
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DIEGO, HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?
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YEAH, YOU CAN BRING ME
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MARC ANTHONY ON A CRACKER.
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YOU CAN START BY GETTING HIM
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OFF MY BACK.
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OYE ME -- DON'T YOU DARE LET
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YOUR SISTER IN MY HOUSE.
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OKAY, OKAY, EVERYBODY.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH] RELAX.
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SON, POR FAVOR, MIO, RELAX.
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I AM NOT GONNA RELAX UNTIL
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YOU GET HIM OFF MY BACK!
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[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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I DON'T NEED YOU!
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[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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RELAX.
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EVERYBODY, RELAX.
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I AM AS RELAXED AS I CAN GET.
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AAH. HEY.
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SIT DOWN.
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WHERE YOU BEEN AT, FLOYD?
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YEAH. DID BERNITA FINALLY
337
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LEAVE YOU?
338
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HOW MUCH YOU LOSE THIS TIME?
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A LOT.
340
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WHAT'D YOU LOSE?
341
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I LOST THE SHOP.
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN
343
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YOU LOST THE SHOP?
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OH, MAN, YOU JUST PLAYING.
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HE DIDN'T LOSE THE SHOP.
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COME ON. THE SHOP?
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OH.
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I WISH I WAS PLAYING.
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IT WAS EITHER GIVE UP THE DEED
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TO THE SHOP OR -- OR HE WAS
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GONNA BURN IT DOWN FOR INSURANCE
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MONEY.
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GIVE WHO THE SHOP, FLOYD?
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MORNING, FLOYD.
355
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WELL, WELL.
356
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YOU'RE RIGHT -- THIS PLACE DOES
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HAVE POTENTIAL.
358
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I GOTTA MAKE JUST A FEW CHANGES.
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OOH.
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I WON'T BE CHANGING MUCH ABOUT
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YOU.
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[GIGGLES]
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WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
364
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THIS HERE BE YOUR NEW OWNER
365
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NOW.
366
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THIS BE MR. ORLANDO.
367
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HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
368
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WHAT ABOUT MY SHARE?
369
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OH, OH, YOU MINORIT SHARE.
370
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DON'T WORRY.
371
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YOU STILL A MINORITY.
372
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[ LAUGHTER ]
373
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MINORITY.
374
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YOU ARE A MINORITY!
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YOU FEEL ME.
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SO, MR. ORLANDO, WHAT TYPE OF
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CHANGES ARE YOU GONNA MAKE?
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OH, NOT -- NOT TOO MANY.
379
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FIRST OF ALL, YOU ALL ARE GOING
380
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TO WEAR UNIFORMS.
381
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BUT NOT ALL THE TIME.
382
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:48,367
YEAH.
383
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HEY, MAN.
384
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WHY DOESN'T YOUR VOICE FIT YOUR
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BODY?
386
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,867
WHY ARE YOU, LIKE, THE
387
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BLACKEST WHITE MAN I EVER MET?
388
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HEY, LISTEN, WE ALSO ARE GONNA
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RAISE THE PRICE OF HAIRCUTS
390
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AROUND HERE.
391
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NOW, NOW, DON'T WORRY, DON'T
392
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WORRY.
393
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I'M NOT A HARD MAN TO WORK FOR
394
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AS LONG AS YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE
395
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TOLD.
396
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EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS.
397
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STEP ASIDE, PART THE WATERS.
398
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DID HE JUST TOUCH ME?
399
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,067
HE JUST CALL ME PRINCESS?
400
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,100
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
401
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,200
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
402
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,433
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
403
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:13,067
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M
404
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:13,600
DOING?
405
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I'M, UH, TAKING SOME O M MONEY
406
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FRO M SHOP TO GO GE M SOME
407
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LUNCH.
408
00:11:17,933 --> 00:11:19,600
IF Y'ALL GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT,
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Y'ALL CAN GO AND CUT HAIR DOWN
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AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
411
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT
412
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REALLY PAYING TOO WELL DOWN
413
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THERE.
414
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,067
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
415
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:26,767
UNEMPLOYMENT!
416
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:27,867
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
417
00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:30,567
Y'ALL GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?
418
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,833
GOOD DEAL.
419
00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:32,733
OKAY, PEOPLE, CHOP-CHOP.
420
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:33,433
GET BACK TO WORK.
421
00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:34,100
GET BACK TO WORK.
422
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,133
WHEN I GET BACK, I WANT TO SEE
423
00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,300
MORE CASH UP IN THAT BOX, OKAY,
424
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,400
'CAUSE I GOT THIS HOT DATE WITH
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00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,967
THESE TWINS FROM FLORIDA.
426
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,967
GOOD SEEING YOU, BROTHER.
427
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,167
I LIKE THAT GUY.
428
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,133
HE KNOWS HOW TO DRESS.
429
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:48,400
THAT IS FASHION RIGHT THERE.
430
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,833
THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
431
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,500
I WASN'T.
432
00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:55,900
OH.
433
00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,067
YOU NEED TO RELAX.
434
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,800
I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
435
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,067
WE'RE GOING TO DO.
436
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:00,633
YOU KNOW?
437
00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,567
DIEGO IS -- IS -- HE'S OUT OF
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CONTROL.
439
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:07,067
JUST LIKE HIS FATHER.
440
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,467
LISTEN, MI AMOR, I AM NOT
441
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,300
GOING TO LET HIM COME INTO MY
442
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,767
HOUSE AND DISRUPT MY PEACEFUL
443
00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:13,967
HOME, OKAY?
444
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,200
RIGHT. THAT' YOU JOB.
445
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,867
WAIT, HAVE YOU GIVING HER HER
446
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:22,600
PILL TODAY?
447
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,633
[ LAUGHING ]
448
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:24,833
Shh.
449
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:25,600
OKAY.
450
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,667
SO MUCH FOR SNEAKING IN.
451
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:28,833
YOU GOT HIM?
452
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,467
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
453
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,667
UM...
454
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,533
YEAH.
455
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:36,133
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO
456
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:36,733
DRINK?
457
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:37,900
A COUPLE BEERS.
458
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,933
A COUPLE SHOTS.
459
00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,333
LIGHTWEIGHT!
460
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,800
YOU KNOW WHAT?
461
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,767
YOU DON'T ACT LIKE MY SON.
462
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,100
YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO
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YOURSELF AND TO YOUR WHOLE
464
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,233
FAMILY.
465
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,133
OKAY, I'M NOT YOUR SON
466
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ANYMORE.
467
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:52,400
NO.
468
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,833
I'M STAFF SERGEANT
469
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:58,200
DIEGO HERNANDEZ, SIR.
470
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,233
STAFF SERGEANT
471
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:00,267
DIEGO HERNANDEZ
472
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,133
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
473
00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:01,867
YOU KNOW WHAT?
474
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:02,900
YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME
475
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,433
RESPONSIBILITY.
476
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,133
HUH?
477
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,633
WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF MY
478
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,200
HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK --
479
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,400
TOO LATE!
480
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,067
TOO LATE!
481
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,600
YOU'VE BEEN SO NICE TO ME SINCE
482
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,433
I'VE BEEN BACK!
483
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,633
SO NICE, RIGHT?!
484
00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:16,967
I RE-ENLISTED, MOM.
485
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,700
HOW'S THAT FOR RESPONSIBILITY,
486
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,600
PAPI?
487
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,600
EH?
488
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,167
HOW'S THAT FOR RESPONSIBILITY?
489
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,767
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
490
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,167
HE'S ALREADY BEEN TO WAR!
491
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,467
SHE IS VERY DANGEROUS.
492
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,067
UH, ON DECK.
493
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:35,800
WE GOT A CUSTOMER.
494
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,700
THAT'S MONEY IN THE DOOR.
495
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:38,600
COME ON.
496
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,767
MAKE IT SING.
497
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,833
All: WELCOME TO MR. ORLANDO'S
498
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,767
HAIR AND HONEYS.
499
00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:46,300
DO THE REST.
500
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,133
Both: WE CUT THE HAIR.
501
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:50,733
Both: AND WE'RE THE HONEYS.
502
00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:52,633
[ IMITATE SIZZLE ]
503
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,467
LOOK TIRED.
504
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,533
WHO'S IN CHARGE?
505
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,200
HIM.
506
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,667
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
507
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,233
MR. ORLANDO.
508
00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:02,233
YOU KNOW YOUR VOICE DON'T
509
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,700
MATCH YOUR BODY, RIGHT?
510
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,567
I'M CHIEF PAYNE.
511
00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:08,800
I'M HERE FOR THE SURPRISE
512
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,433
INSPECTION.
513
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,633
I-I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
514
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:11,100
COMING.
515
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,133
SURPRISE!
516
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,233
OKAY, WELL, FINE, MAN.
517
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:14,833
GO ON.
518
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,067
DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
519
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,067
THANK YOU.
520
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,600
I REALLY NEED YOU TO TELL ME TO
521
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,700
DO THAT.
522
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,300
THAT'S WHY I CAME TO DO THIS.
523
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,967
I GOT THIS. I'M THE CHIEF.
524
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:25,067
THANK YOU, CHIEF.
525
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:25,867
THANK YOU.
526
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,633
DO WHAT YOU DO, BABY.
527
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,733
SPRINKLER HERE IS BROKE.
528
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:29,933
I CAN SEE THAT WITHOUT LOOKING
529
00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:30,333
AT IT.
530
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,700
THAT'S A VIOLATION.
531
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,067
DID YOU KNOW YOU HAD ONE EXIT?
532
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:34,767
WELL, YEAH.
533
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:36,367
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY IN AND OUT.
534
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:37,733
DID YOU KNOW YOUR EXIT SIGN
535
00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:42,633
WAS MISSPELLED?
536
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,900
AND IT'S NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH.
537
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,867
WHAT WATTAGE DID YOU USE
538
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,067
FOR THE BULB?
539
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,500
UM, I -- I DON'T KNOW.
540
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,867
OWNER NOT BRIGHT AT ALL.
541
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:51,733
AAH!
542
00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:52,733
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
543
00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:54,500
WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT?
544
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,067
THE GROUT...IN THESE TILES.
545
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,200
THAT'S A VIOLATION.
546
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,800
W-W-W-W-WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE
547
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,867
GROUT?
548
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,300
NOT ENOUGH GRIT.
549
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,500
IMPROPER GROUT GRIT IS A SERIOUS
550
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,233
VIOLATION.
551
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:07,200
COME ON, MAN.
552
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,533
YOU MAKING THAT UP.
553
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:14,333
PROVE IT.
554
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,867
IT'S GONNA COST ME $50,000.
555
00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:18,100
FLOYD, YOU CONNED ME.
556
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,300
THIS IS A BOGUS SHOP.
557
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,867
[ Deep voice ] WELL, I MEAN,
558
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,967
YOU WON IT--
559
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,300
[ Normal voice ] YOU WON IT FAIR
560
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:24,900
AND SQUARE.
561
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,067
YOU'RE THE NEW OWNER NOW.
562
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:26,933
YOU'RE THE PROPRIETOR,
563
00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:27,533
MR. ORLANDO.
564
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:28,867
OH, HELL TO THE NO, I'M NOT.
565
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:29,867
MAN, I'M OUT OF HERE.
566
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,300
LOOK, YOU NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
567
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,133
THIS IS HIS SHOP.
568
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,533
YOU CAN HAVE THIS DEED TO YOUR
569
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,167
BOGUS SHOP.
570
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,600
NO, I DON'T WANT THIS, MAN.
571
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,667
YOU KEEP THAT, MAN.
572
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:37,733
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
573
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,367
I SURE ENJOYED WORKING WITH YOU,
574
00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:43,333
MAN.
575
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,100
MR. ORLANDO?
576
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,767
CAN WE KEEP THE UNIFORMS?
577
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,833
I CAN BE THE HAI AN THE HONEY.
578
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,200
CHIEF PAYNE, WE ARE SO LUCKY
579
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,067
YOU CAME AND DID THE SURPRISE
580
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,567
INSPECTION TODAY.
581
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:54,900
WASN'T LUCK, DANA.
582
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,633
CALVIN TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED.
583
00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,500
BOO-YEAH.
584
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,833
GOOD LOOKING OUT, PARTNER.
585
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,267
THANKS, CURTIS.
586
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,367
SIZ-IR.
587
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:06,067
EVERYBODY, I'M SORRY.
588
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,400
I KNOW THAT GAMBLING IS A
589
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,067
SERIOUS PROBLEM AND A SERIOUS
590
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,567
ADDICTION AND...I'M GONNA HAVE
591
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:11,967
TO PICK UP ANOTHER HOBBY OR
592
00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:13,200
SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT?
593
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,733
NEVER SEEING YOU IN A TANK
594
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,433
TOP AND SHORTS WILL BE
595
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,467
THANKS ENOUGH.
596
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,767
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
597
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:24,833
COMING.
598
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:28,233
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
599
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,433
HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
600
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:30,167
COME ON IN.
601
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,267
IT'S ALL GOOD, MAN.
602
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,800
I JUST -- I JUST CAME BY TO SAY
603
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,100
GOODBYE.
604
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,300
WHAT?
605
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,267
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
606
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,533
DUDE, I'M JUST -- I'M NOT
607
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,967
FEELING THIS WHOLE CIVILIAN LIFE
608
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:39,900
THING ANYMORE, MAN.
609
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:40,633
I'M NOT.
610
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,633
I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY CAPTAIN
611
00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:43,467
RIGHT NOW.
612
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:44,833
I'M GONNA RE-ENLIST.
613
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:50,767
OYE. DIEGO.
614
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,633
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
615
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:53,933
WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK
616
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:54,967
YOU'RE GOING?
617
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:56,667
WAIT, WHERE IN THE HELL DID
618
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,967
YOU COME FROM?
619
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:02,800
OH, SHE JUST JUMPS THE FENCE.
620
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,233
DIEGO, ARE YOU OKAY?
621
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,067
YEAH, I'M FINE.
622
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,667
DIEGO, COME BACK HOME.
623
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,833
DAD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GO TO
624
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,267
THE WAR.
625
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,300
DON'T WANT YOU TO GO. W
626
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,433
COME ON, YOU ALL KNOW I'M
627
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,600
BETTER OFF NOT BEING IN THAT
628
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,333
HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
629
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,467
YOU HAVE TO STAY.
630
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:20,933
LOOK, WHY DON'T EVERYBODY
631
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:22,767
HAVE A SEAT?
632
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:30,733
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
633
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,200
WHAT KIND OF A FATHER ARE YOU
634
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,700
TO TREAT YOUR SON LIKE THAT?
635
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:38,200
I WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
636
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,733
DIEGO, PLEASE DON'T GO BACK
637
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:41,067
TO THE WAR.
638
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:42,500
WE DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT.
639
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,300
NIÑA, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
640
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,667
TO STAY IN THE HOUSE.
641
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:47,633
HERE I COME, RICHARD.
642
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:48,467
HERE I COME.
643
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:52,367
AAH!
644
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,133
WHAT THE HELL GOING ON?
645
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,667
I WAS WATCHING RICHARD PRYOR.
646
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,100
WHY THEY IN THE HOUSE?
647
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:58,867
POPS, THEY'RE TRYING TO HAVE
648
00:17:58,867 --> 00:17:59,767
A FAMILY MEETING.
649
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:00,567
THEY CAN'T HAVE A FAMILY
650
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:02,933
MEETING AT THEIR FAMILY HOUSE?
651
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:03,900
YOU KNOW WHAT?
652
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,800
FOR ONCE, CURTIS IS RIGHT.
653
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,467
GIRLS, COME ON...
654
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,067
MAMA, LET'S GO.
655
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,067
LET'S GO.
656
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,667
LET'S GO.
657
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,667
DIEGO, COME ON.
658
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,433
WAIT.
659
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,867
I WASN'T PLAYING WITH YOU, POPS.
660
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,400
OKAY, I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
661
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,933
I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE.
662
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,300
THEN WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
663
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,700
HUH?
664
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,733
I JUST TOLD YOU.
665
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,100
I'M GOING BACK TO IRAQ.
666
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,200
YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE.
667
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,067
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
668
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,533
LISTEN TO ME.
669
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,633
[ Voice breaking ] YOU ARE MY
670
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:41,767
SON, AND I AM TELLING YOU THAT
671
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:44,067
YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK THERE.
672
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:46,333
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
673
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,200
NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
674
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,533
OVER THERE, OKAY?
675
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,067
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HERE
676
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:58,633
WITH YOUR FAMILY...AND WITH ME
677
00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:03,067
UNTIL WE MAKE IT BETTER.
678
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,300
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, MIJO?
679
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,533
THANK YOU, PAPA.
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