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[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

OK, BABY, OK, BABY, I'LL SEE

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

OK, BABY, OK, BABY, I'LL SEE

YOU.YOU.

[NOISY COUGHING]OISY COUGHING]

OK. I'LL SEE YOU ALL.

OK. I'LL SEE YOU

I'LL SEE YOU. I WISH I COULD GO

WITH YOU. YEAH. OK.EE YOU. I WIU

WITH YOU. YEAH. OK.

HEY, C.J., TELL JAZMINE I'D LOVE

TO SEE HER. I MISS HER.

TO SEE HER. I MISS HER.

I LOVE HER.

I LOVE HER.

OK. NO, NO. Y'ALL GO.

OK. NO, NO. Y'ALL GO.

NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

IF I GET SICK, I'LL DRIVE--

IF

[COUGHS]

I'LL DRIVE MYSELF TO THE

HOSPITAL.

OK. LOVE YOU.

[HORN HONKS]

BEAT IT.

SUCKERS. HA HA!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

UNCLE CURTIS, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M

DOING?

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE

STRIPPING.

I'M GETTING COMFORTABLE.

DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL

AUNTIE ELLA THAT YOU COULDN'T GO

VISIT JAZMINE BECAUSE YOU WERE

SICK?

NEPHEW OF MINE, NOW, YOU CAN

STAND THERE AND TRIFLE IN

DETAILS IF YOU WANT TO, OR YOU

CAN JOIN YOUR UNCLE FOR

A BLISSFUL WEEKEND OF TV

WATCHING AND NAPPING AND

SNACKING. YOU KNOW ALL THAT

GOOD, FUN RELAXING MAN STUFF.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OOH! IT'S BREAKFAST.

HELLO. HA HA!

TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT.

19.98? WHAT DID I GET?

WHAT YOU GOT? FOR TWO PIECES

OF THIS? HERE'S A 20.

THANK YOU.

PIZZA AT LAST. PIZZA AT LAST.

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY. PIZZA AT

LAST. HEY, HEY.

WHA--

UNCLE CURTIS, I THOUGHT WE WERE

SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, YOU KNOW,

THE ALL-AROUND MAN RELAXING

STUFF.

ME MAN, YOU BOY. UG!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

MM-MM! DON'T GET IT.

DON'T GET THAT. DON'T GET THAT.

DON'T--

HELLO.

[DEEP VOICE]

HEY. HEY, BABE.

OH, YEAH. OH, YOU WANT TO COME

OVER?

WHY YOU CHANGE YOUR VOICE?

[REGULAR VOICE]

UNCLE CURTIS, I'M ON THE

PHONE.

[DEEP VOICE]

YOU COME ON OVER NOW THEN, BABE.

AIN'T NOBODY COMING OVER

HERE.

YOU CAN COME ON OVER NOW,

THEN, BABY.

ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA BE HERE.

OK.

[REGULAR VOICE]

OK, OK. SHE'S COMING OVER.

ALEXANDRA'S COMING OVER.

ALEX IS COMING OVER.

I GOT TO GO GET DRESSED.

I GOT TO GO GET DRESSED! AAH!

HEY, LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY

COMING OVER.

AIN'T NOBODY COMING OVER HERE.

THIS IS A MAN'S WEEKEND.

THIS IS MY MAN ZONE.

NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN THE MAN'S--

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, SUPERMAN?

YOU AIN'T DRESSED.

IT'S LIKE--UH-UH. YOU GOT TO GET

DRESSED. LOOK, ALEX IS COMING

OVER, AND YOU NEED TO GET

DRESSED. YOU NEED TO PUT THESE

ON. PUT SHOES ON.

PUT SHOES ON. COME ON. COME ON.

COE ON. COME ON. LOOK, LOOK,

PUT THIS ON. PUT THIS ON.

COME ON. WE NEED TO MOVE IT.

WE NEED TO MOVE IT.

WE NEED TO MOVE IT.

WE NEED TO MOVE IT.

CALM DOWN, MALIK. CALM DOWN.

COME ON. ALEX IS COMING

OVER. ALEX IS COMING OVER.

[MALIK SCREAMS]

CALM DOWN!

I TOLD YOU. NOW, LOOK, THIS IS

MY MAN WEEKEND.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA MESS UP

MY PEACEFUL WEEKEND.

YOU HEARD ME?

YOU NOT GONNA MESS IT UP, MALIK.

ALEX IS A-COMIN' OVER.

SHE HAS TO ASK ME ONE THING, OK?

AND THEN SHE'S GOING RIGHT BACK

HOME, OK?

ARE YOU SURE?

I'M POSITIVE.

[CURTIS SCREAMS]

YOU GOT ANCHOVIES ON IT?

BLECCH!

[HORN HONKS, SIREN]

SEE, AS A BUSINESS OWNER,

YOU GOT TO DIVERSIFY YOUR

PORTFOLIO.

FLOYD, WHAT PORTFOLIO?

ALL YOU OWN IS THIS ITTY-BITTY

BARBER SHOP.

SEE? SMALL THOUGHTS FROM

SMALL MINDS.

I GOT A BUSINESS WITHIN

A BUSINESS.

EVERYTHING THAT COMES THROUGH

THAT DOOR, I GET A CUT OF IT.

CDs, SOCKS, EVEN STREET MEAT.

YES. SO EVERYTHING THAT COMES

THROUGH THAT DOOR, I GET NOT 5,

NOT 10, BUT 20% OFF THE TOP.

THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL

DIVERSIFICATION.

THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL

IGNORANTIFICATION.

I AM THE POWER BROKER OF

ATLANTA, MR. WALL STREET.

MR. BROKE AS HELL.

MR. BROKE AS HELL IS ABOUT TO

BE DADDY BIG BUCKS AROUND HERE

REAL SOON. HEY, I HIRED

A NEW BARBER.

WHAT?

YEAH. YEAH. AS A MATTER OF

FACT, HE USED TO DO ALL THE

RAPPERS' HEADS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WAS

TI's PERSONAL BARBER.

AIN'T NO RAPPER NAMED TY.

SPELL TI, FLOYD.

T.I. IT'S ABOUT TO BE

PACKED UP IN HERE LIKE

A PREGNANT POODLE WITH A PECK OF

PUPPIES. I'M TALKING ABOUT

BUSINESS IS GONNA BE BOOMING.

MORE BODIES, MORE BUSINESS.

CAN YOU SAY CHA-CHING?

CAN YOU SAY PE-PEPPERMINT?

SO WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD UP.

YOU WENT AND HIRED SOMEBODY

WITHOUT EVEN CONSULTING US?

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE WE

RECOMMENDED?

THE GUY YOU RECOMMENDED?

ANYBODY THAT HAS A BAD HAIRCUT

LIKE THAT CANNOT BE A GOOD

BARBER. THE ONE YOU RECOMMENDED

COULDN'T EVEN CUT A SANDWICH.

WELL, PAUL'S JUST ECCENTRIC.

ECCENTRIC? HELL.

HE LOOK HOMELESS, ALL RIGHT?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, HIS CORN

ROWS LOOKED LIKE CORN DOGS.

AND, KIKI, THE ONE THAT YOU

RECOMMENDED, HE BROUGHT A GUN

TO HIS INTERVIEW.

OH!

OH, THAT'S 'CAUSE HE A COP.

OK, HE WAS ON "COPS."

WE AIN'T EXACTLY IN BUCKHEAD.

HEY. OOH. HERE COME MY CASH

COW NOW.

OOH!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HEY, KIKI, COME HERE.

DANA, KIKI, THIS IS ZACH,

YOUR NEW CO-WORKER.

ZACH?

MALIK, CAN I TALK TO YOU IN

THE KITCHEN?

UH, MALIK, CAN YOU PLEASE

TAKE HER OVER TO HER HOUSE AND

TALK, PLEASE?

HE CAN'T. CONSUELA'S GOT

EVERYBODY MAD OVER THERE.

IT'S REALLY UGLY OVER THERE

RIGHT NOW.

IT'S ALWAYS UGLY OVER THERE

RIGHT NOW.

UNCLE CURTIS, CAN YOU JUST

GIVE US ONE MINUTE, OK?

YOU GOT ONE MINUTE.

START NOW.

55 SECONDS!

I NEED YOUR HELP.

WELL, UH, AHEM.

[DEEP VOICE]

YOU KNOW I'D HELP YOU

WITH ANYTHING, BABY.

MY ABUELA HAS TO TAKE

THE AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP TEST

TOMORROW, AND IF SHE DOESN'T

PASS THE TEST, THEN SHE'LL LOSE

HER VISA.

I'D HELP HER MYSELF, BUT SHE

THINKS I'M TRYING TO SABOTAGE

HER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

JUST SAY NO MORE. SAY NO MORE.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE

THAT?

WHA--LIKE WHAT? I MEAN, THIS

IS MY NORMAL VOICE.

I JUST--I GO IN AND OUT.

CAN I TALK TO YOU WITH YOUR

REGULAR VOICE?

[REGULAR VOICE]

UH, OK, OK.

I HAVE SOME SAMPLE QUESTIONS.

OH, OK. UH, LET ME SEE THOSE.

HMM. YOU KNOW, I GOT THESE.

YUP. I GOT IT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I'M NEVER GONNA FORGET THIS.

THANKS.

MWAH!

ANCHOVIES, ANCHOVIES!

THIS WOULD GO BETTER WITH BEER.

WILL YOU GET THEM OUT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, OK?

I'M GONNA TAKE THEM OUT ON THE

BACK PATIO.

WHAT YOU WAITING ON?

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM.

I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THEM.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THEM.

Y'ALL GO AHEAD. AND IF SOMETHING

HAPPENS TO YOU AND YOU START

BLEEDING, CALL 911 FROM

THE GAS STATION.

UNCLE CURTIS, WHAT IF WE GOT

TO USE THE BATHROOM?

HEY, MAN, WELCOME TO

IN THE CUT.

THANK YOU.

LOOK, PICK ANY CHAIR YOU WANT

TO, MAN.

I'M GONNA GO WITH THIS ONE.

IT'S CLOSER TO THE MIRROR.

EVERYONE WILL S--

NO, YOU AIN'T.

NOT THIS CHAIR.

SEE ME...

I'M GONNA GO WITH THIS ONE.

IT'S CLOSER TO THE DOOR.

I'LL GET MORE CUSTOMERS THAT

WAY.

KIKI, YOU CANNOT BE SELFISH.

YOU CAN CUT ANYWHERE, GIRL.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN HAVE

THE SEAT NEXT TO ME.

DID I MENTION THAT I WAS SINGLE

AND DRAMA FREE?

ONE OUT OF TWO AIN'T BAD.

BE CAREFUL, DANA.

HE'LL BE DOING YOUR CUSTOMERS'

NAILS NEXT WEEK.

DON'T BE DISGRUNTLED BECAUSE

I'M A SUPERIOR BARBER THAN

YOURSELF.

DO I SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

TRANSLATE THAT FOR HER.

HA HA. DON'T HATE 'CAUSE I

GOT MAD SKILLS.

WHAT?

AIN'T NOBODY SCARED OF YOU

OVER HERE. YOU GOT ME CONFUSED.

WE'RE SCARED.

YEAH.

GOOD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE

YOU HAD ME CONFUSED.

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?

SO, HEY, ZACH, YOU WOULDN'T

HAPPEN TO HAVE, LIKE, A SPECIAL

LADY IN YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU?

HEH. YEAH.

OH.

IT'S MY MOM.

OH. AW. HA HA.

BUT, HEY, A GUY LIKE ME, I

CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MAMAS.

I GOT LITTLE MAMAS, BIG MAMAS,

MAMACITAS, MAMA MIAS.

AND YOU CAN BE MY MAMA-SAN.

OK. HA HA!

DANA, LET ME HOLLER AT YOU

FOR A MINUTE. COME HERE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WHAT YOU NEED?

SO I CAN GO BACK OVER...

YOU NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM

ZACH.

OH, KIKI, WHY YOU HATING?

UH, NO. AIN'T NOBODY HATING.

I'M JUST SAYING.

IF I WAS YOU, I WOULDN'T

PARTY IN THE SUBURBS.

HUH?

I LIVE IN BANKHEAD.

WHAT?

I HAPPEN TO LIKE WHEAT BREAD.

SHE'S HAD AN ENGLISH MUFFIN.

HUMPH. OK, WHEN I WAKE UP

IN THE MORNING, I LIKE MY COFFEE

BLACK.

SHE'S HAD THE 'NILLA MOCHA.

DON'T LET HER TELL YOU

DIFFERENT.

YOU LIKE THE VANILLA MOCHA?

YEAH. LIKE, I PUT A LITTLE

CINNAMON IN IT.

YOU GOT TO TRY IT WITH

THE TOFFEE SYRUP.

STAY AWAY FROM ZACH.

OH, OK, GIRL. I'LL STAY

AWAY FROM HIM.

THANK YOU.

SO, UM, ZACH...

ARE YOU READY?

SHOOT.

OK, UH, WHAT ARE THE 3

BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT?

THE "NIÑA," THE "PINTA," AND

THE "SANTA MARIA."

UH, THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE

BIT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

UH, NO. IT'S JUDICIAL,

LEGISLATIVE, AND EXECUTIVE.

WELL, THEN ASK ME ANOTHER

ONE.

WHY DID THE PILGRIMS CROSS

THE ATLANTIC OCEAN?

OH, WELL, TO GET TO THE OTHER

SIDE.

NO.

NO?

I MEAN, WHY DID THEY COME TO

AMERICA?

OH! THAT'S EASY.

FOR THANKSGIVING.

MALIK, ARE YOU FEELING OK?

I'M A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.

OH, LET ME SEE. LET ME.

YOU HAVE A LITTLE FER, D YOU

HAVE A VERY FAST PULSE.

HONEY, YOU NEED A COLD BEER.

HOLD HIM.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

DRINK IT ALL.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE LITTLE BOY IS SICK.

HE NEED A COLD BEER.

YOU DON'T NEED A BEER.

GIMME THAT. LOOK, IF YOU'RE

SICK, GO IN THE BACK.

IN THE MEDICINE CABINET, THERE'S

ALL KIND OF MEDICINE IN THERE.

GO THROW SOME THINGS IN YOUR

THROAT.

THERE'S SOME STUFF THAT AIN'T

GOT LABELS ON IT.

IT'S STILL GOOD. YOU DRINK IT.

THE BOTH OF YOU GO BACK THERE.

AND, LOOK, DON'T MAKE NO NOISE.

DON'T DO NOTHING.

JUST TAKE THE MEDICINE.

DID I JUST SEND MALIK BACK THERE

WITH YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER?

YES, YOU DID.

ALEX, ALEX! GET OUT HERE.

YOU LITTLE FAST THING.

[ALEX SCOFFS]

NOW, LOOK, I'M GONNA TELL YOU

THIS ONE MORE TIME.

THIS MY MAN ZONE.

THIS MY MAN--I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO

HAVE AN OLD WOMAN HERE.

THERE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE NO

LITTLE GIRL HERE.

THIS MY MAN ZONE.

[BURPS]

IT DON'T GET NO MANLIER THAN

THAT.

OH, I LIKE THIS.

MR. PAYNE?

WHAT?

MALIK IS SICK, AND YOU'VE GOT

TO HELP US.

IF MY ABUELA DOESN'T PASS THE

CITIZENSHIP TEST TOMORROW, SHE'S

GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A BETTER

REASON THAN THAT, SWEETHEART.

YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.

IF YOU DON'T HELP HER, SHE'S

NOT GONNA LEAVE.

BAM! THAT'S IT. YOU DID IT.

GIVE ME THE CARDS.

THANK YOU.

WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT?

GEORGIE.

GEORGE WHO?

CLOONEY.

YOU GOT HALF OF IT RIGHT.

THAT'S HALF CREDIT.

NAME 4 SUPREME COURT JUSTICES.

RONNIE, BOBBY, RICKY, AND

MIKE. "COOL IT NOW."

CAN YOU NAME THE 13 ORIGINAL

COLONIES?

HELL, NO.

OK. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING

DIFFERENT. OK. TELL ME THIS.

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANYBODY IN

CONNECTICUT?

OH, SURE. LARRY IN

CONNECTICUT.

HE DRANK TOO MUCH.

OK. SO YOU WERE COMPATIBLE.

OK. LARRY IN "CONNECTICO."

OK. HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANYBODY

IN NEW YORK?

THERE WAS TITO. OH, HE WAS

SUCH A GOOD DANCER.

HE DID THE MAMBO.

THEN HE'D DO

CHINKY-CHINKY THING.

OK, PUT THE BEER DOWN.

OK. LARRY IN CONNECTICUT AND

TITO IN NEW YORK.

OH, I GET IT.

YOU'RE GOING TO NAME THE REST OF

THE COLONIES.

AND I WILL NAME THE REST OF MY

LOVERS.

THERE YOU GO. BUT THERE'S

ONLY 13 COLONIES.

VOILA. ANOTHER MASTERPIECE.

[APPLAUSE]

YES.

I'M IMPRESSED!

YES, YES, YES. THANK YOU.

THANKS A LOT, GUYS.

I APPRECIATE YOU.

THANKS A LOT. GOOD TO BE HERE.

YES! HA HA! I'M CLIPPING

THESE HAIRCUTS TODAY.

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU KNOW, I WASN'T EVEN

DONE.

YOU ARE NOW.

SO ANYBODY THAT'S WAITING FOR

ZACH, YOU CAN COME

AND GET A TAP.

UH-UH. HOLD UP, FOOL. I'M

TALKING ABOUT YOUR NAILS.

SO WHAT KIND OF CUT DO YOU

WANT?

NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT FROM KIKI'S

BASIC CHART. LET ME SHOW YOU

SOMETHING. THAT IS SO

OLD-SCHOOL. LOOK AT THAT.

THAT'S THE "EN-ZACH-LOPEDIA

HAIRITANNICA."

GO AHEAD AND PICK SOMETHING OUT.

OOH, OOH! THE PREDATOR?

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR

THAT.

YO, HE ALREADY GOT THE

PREDATOR STARTER KIT.

OK, HOW ABOUT WE GO WITH

THE BARNEY RUBBLE?

YOU'LL BE GETTING ALL

THE BETTIES WITH THAT ONE.

MIGHT EVEN GET A LITTLE WILMA

ON THE SIDE.

HA! OOH.

ALL RIGHT. I CAN TAKE

WHOEVER'S NEXT.

I SAID, I COULD TAKE

WHOEVER IS NEXT.

OH, DON'T NONE OF YOU HEAR ME?

HEY, YO, SHORTY DOO-WOP,

I'M DOING YOU NEXT.

COME ON. LIKE IT OR NOT,

YOU'RE GETTING CUT ONE WAY OR

ANOTHER TODAY. THAT'S WHAT I'M

SAYING.

GETTING CUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

SIT RIGHT THERE, AND LET ME LINE

YOU UP. BACK THE HEAD UP.

BACK THE HEAD UP.

KIKI.

WHAT?

LEAVE REVEREND CANNON ALONE.

AMEN. PRAISE HIM.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK YOU NEED THE REST OF THE

DAY OFF.

I'M JUST SAYING--

NO, NO. PRAISE THE LORD.

COME ON, Y'ALL.

COME ON.

COME ON.

NOW, NOW.

YOU NEED ME TO LINE YOU UP?

COME ON. LET'S GO.

I'LL GET YOU A FADE.

I CAN DO FLAT TOPS.

COME ON. I CAN DO CORN ROWS.

SOMEBODY? ANYBODY?

COME ON, KIKI.

COME ON, KIKI. COME WITH ME,

KIKI.

TITO IN NEW YORK, VICTOR IN

VIRGINIA, AND DIEGO IN

NORTH AND SOUTH CAROLINA.

HE MOVED A LOT.

AND THERE WAS MIGUEL IN MARYLAND

AND DELFINO IN DELAWARE,

AND RONNIE IN RHODE ISLAND,

AND THEN MARIA IN PENNSYLVANIA.

MARIA?

WELL, I DID A LITTLE TIME.

BUT SHH.

YOU GOT IT!

YOU LITTLE HUSSY, YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, LET ME TELL YOU GUYS

ABOUT MY DATE LAST NIGHT.

[CHUCKLES]

OK, SO FIRST, HE TOOK ME TO

AN INDIAN RESTAURANT. RIGHT?

OK, HOLD ON.

AND THEN AFTERWARDS, WE WENT AND

WE WATCHED THE SUNSET.

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

AND THEN AFTERWARDS, HE

SERENADED AT ME.

HE SOUND WHITE.

MM-HMM. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

ME AND VANITA, WE HAD THE

INCENSE BURNING.

AW.

WE HAD CANDLES LIT ALL

AROUND. AND I POURED ABOUT

90 POUNDS OF HOG HEAD CHEESE

OVER IN THE TUB.

EW.

DON'T, FLOYD. FLOYD, FLOYD!

COME ON.

THAT STUFF IS HARD TO CLEAN

OFF, THOUGH.

HEY, ZACH.

HEY, DANA.

WHAT'S UP, SECOND PLACE?

HOLD UP. DANA?

HUH?

WHAT'S UP? YOU, UH, WENT OUT

WITH OLD WHACK ZACH OVER HERE?

YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS

WHACK WHEN WE WENT OUT.

WHAT?!

WHAT?

NOW, HOLD UP. HOW YOU GONNA

TELL ME THAT I CAN'T GO OUT

WITH HIM WHEN YOU ALREADY DID?

I DID NOT GO OUT WITH HIM.

IT WAS NOT NO DATE.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, HEAR YE.

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

OK, DID HE PICK YOU UP?

YEAH. BUT THAT'S BECAUSE MY

CAR WAS--

YUP.

DID HE TAKE YOU OUT TO

DINNER?

YEAH. BUT THAT'S BECAUSE

MY CHECKING--

YUP.

DID HE TRY TO KISS YOU?

I TRIED.

I CUT HIM.

YEAH. I GOT A LITTLE SCAR

RIGHT HERE. SHE CUTS DEEP.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO

ME.

YO. IT WASN'T NO DATE.

I GOT A THING FOR ALBINOS.

I THOUGHT HE WAS ONE.

BOTH OF YOU ALL ARE SHADY FOR

NOT TELLING ME.

I'M GOING ON BREAK.

OH, COME ON, NOW, DANA.

DON'T DO THAT. OH, PLEASE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M OUT, TOO.

NOW YOU FEEL BETTER?

OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, I THINK

I'D BETTER GET SICK MORE OFTEN.

[CURTIS LAUGHING]

I DID IT! I DID IT!

I DID IT! OH, OH, AY!

[LOUD WHISTLE]

CONGRATULATIONS, ABUELA.

HA HA. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. AND THANKS TO YOU,

CURTIS PAYNE.

HA HA. OH, IT WAS NOTHING.

NO?

I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU LOOK

GOOD WITH THOSE FLAGS.

OH, REALLY?

YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING IS VERY,

VERY NICE, BUT IT WOULD ALL GO

BETTER WITH BEER.

THAT'S AMERICAN...