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Original subtitles

HEY, FLOYD, DID YOU HAPPEN TO

SEE THAT SPECIAL LAST NIGHT, THE

ON

ONE ABOUT BLACK BUSINESSMENE ABN

GI

GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY?VI?

OH,

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, N

I WAS WATCHING "

I WAS WATCHING "GRANDMOTHERSGRAM

GONE WILD."

GONE WILD."

THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THIS LADY

THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THIS LADY

WAS DOWN IN MA

WAS DOWN IN MARDI GRAS, RIGHT?RR

AND SHE WAS GONNA LIFT HER SHIRT

TO GET

TO GET SOME BEADS.

FLOYD, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON

THIS MORNING -- STOP.

WAIT A MINUTE.

CHECK IT. CHECK IT. CHECK IT.

THIS DUDE, RIGHT, HE OWNS THIS

DOUGHNUT SHOP, AND ALL HE HIRES

IS EX-CONS AND GANG BANGERS.

IT IS SO INSPIRATIONAL, FLOYD.

YOU SHOULD SEE IT.

I MEAN, THE WAY THAT HE JUST

GIVES BACK TO PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,

[ Voice breaking ] IT'S SO

INSPIRATIONAL.

LIKE, PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE

NOTHING...

AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM,

YOU KNOW.

THEY DON'T EVEN OWE HIM NOTHING

AND NEVER KNOW HIM, BUT HE WOULD

DO THAT TO SOMEBODY WHO AIN'T

GOT IT BECAUSE THEY GOT IT, AND

IF YOU GOT IT, THEN YOU GIVE IT.

RIGHT.

THAT'S SO NICE, I THINK.

MM.

MM.

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY.

IT IS.

WOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

BECAUSE OF THAT, FOR THE LAST

TIME, I'M NOT HIRING YOUR

BROTHER KIKI.

WHY THE HELL NOT?!

YOU KNOW DARNELL JUST GOT DONE

DOING A BIT.

HE NEED A JOB REAL BAD, FLOYD.

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR

MEDICINE?

GAZIZZA, FLOYD.

GAZIZZA.

WHAT'S UP, BABY?

LOOK HERE.

WE GOT AN EMERGENCY.

WELL, YOU THE FIRE

DEPARTMENT.

CALL YOURSELF.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS MOCKINGLY ]

WE NEED A HAIRCUT.

SIT DOWN.

WE GOT A JOB INTERVIEW.

WHOO!

> "W GOT A JOB INTERVIEW"?

OT A INTERVIEW FOR A FIREG

CHIEF JOB IN NEW JERSEY.

CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

$5.

I WANT YOU TO MAKE HIM LOOK

DIGNIFIED, LIKE DR. KING.

FOR $5. ALL YOU GONNA GET IS

DON KING.

SAY, DANA, COULD YOU GO GET ME A

SMOCK FROM OUT THE BACK?

SAY, DANA...

HUH?

COULD YOU GO GET ME A SMOCK

OUT THE BACK?

OH.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

"PSH!

GIRL, PLEASE.

I AM NOT YO' SERVANT.

GET IT YOURSELF OR -- TURN

OVER --

GET AN ASSISTANT, PERIOD."

SEE?

DARNELL COULD DO THAT FOR ME.

I AM NOT ABOUT TO SPEND MY

HARD-EARNED MONEY ON A EX-CON TO

GO FETCH SOME SMOCKS.

AIN'T NOBODY SAID YOU GOT TO

PAY HIM, FLOYD.

I'LL PAY HIM.

WELL, THEN YOU NEED TO CALL

HIM RIGHT NOW AND SET UP A JOB

INTERVIEW FOR TOMORROW.

MATTER OF FACT, CALL YOUR WHOLE

FAMILY, ESPECIALLY YOUR MAMA,

BECAUSE I NEED THIS WHOLE PLACE

PAINTED.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR MAMA

WORK A ROLLER?

MM!

[ SIREN WAILS ]

CJ, LISTEN, BABY.

NO MATTER WHAT, WE ARE PROUD

OF YOU.

CURTIS WOULD ALWAYS...

OH, BABY.

[ IMITATES SCREECHING TIRES ]

I PACKED YOUR LUGGAGE FOR YOU.

I PACKED YOUR LUGGAGE.

I BOUGHT YOU A POWER TIE.

I SHINED YOUR SHOES.

I PACKED YOUR LUNCH BECAUSE YOU

KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE LUNCHES ON

THE FLIGHT ON THE PLANES NO

MORE.

AND I PUT A COUPLE PROTEIN BARS

IN THERE SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR

ENERGY UP.

[ LAUGHS ]

COME ON, MAN. LOOK HERE.

GOT YOU SOME MINTS.

YOU KNOW, YOUR BREATH BE

HAH HAH, BL-AM!

WAAH.

POP, I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR

HELP AND EVERYTHING, BUT IT'S

JUST A JOB INTERVIEW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "JUST A JOB

INTERVIEW"?

IT'S NOT JUST A JOB INTERVIEW!

COME ON, CJ!

JUST A JOB --

DO YOU HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING?

"JUST A JOB INTERVIEW."

THIS IS A JOB INTERVIEW OUT OF

STATE.

IT'S A OUT-OF-STATE JOB

INTERVIEW.

NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

ALL RIGHT, CJ?

NOW COME ON, MAN.

YOU GOT TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT

THIS THING.

OKAY.

I GET IT.

OKAY.

IF I GET THE JOB, WE'LL MOVE

OUT, AND I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR

HAIR.

DO YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?

IF HE GET THE JOB --

IT'S NOT IF!

IT'S WHEN!

"WHEN I GET THE JOB," OKAY?

YOU REPEAT AFTER ME -- WHEN I

GET THE JOB.

REPEAT AFTER ME -- WHEN I GET

THE JOB.

WHEN I -- WHEN I GET THE JOB.

RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

YES.

WELL, COME ON, MAN.

YOU GOT TO GET SOME POSITIVITY

IN YOUR LIFE.

ALL THAT NEGATIVE GONNA HAVE

TO STOP.

THEM THEM, ELLA.

YOU GOT TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE

SEED, THE SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

YOU GOT TO HAVE FAITH LIKE

SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

COME ON, MAN.

CJ, MALIK CALLED FROM KEVIN'S

HOUSE, AND HE WISHED YOU GOOD

LUCK, AND WE ARE ALL PULLING FOR

YOU TO GET THIS JOB BECAUS WE

WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, TOO.

THANK YOU, JANINE.

EVEN YOUR WIFE IS POSITIVE.

CJ, WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU.

WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DO WELL.

GOOD LUCK.

BREAK THAT UP.

BREAK.

NO, BABY, WE GOT TO KEEP THE

POSITIVE AURA, BECAUSE YOU

MESSING THAT THING UP.

DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM BABIES!

DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM BABIES!

THEM BABIES ARE FILTHY, AND

YOU COULD CATCH A COLD WITH

THEM BABIES.

LOOK, YOU AIN'T MESSING UP MY

SHOT.

YOU HEAR ME, CJ?

WE AIN'T MESSING THIS UP.

OKAY.

I GUESS I BETTER GET GOING,

THEN.

LET'S DO IT.

KIKI!

AAH! D-BOOGIE!

WHAT'S UP, BABY BOY?

HOW YOU DOING?

I'M GOOD, GOOD!

YOU LOOK GOOD!

DOING THEM PUSH-UPS.

[ BEEPING ]

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

HOW YOU DOING?

FLOYD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY, YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO

SURE, ALL RIGHT?

THANK YOU.

WOULD YOU GET UP OFF MY

BROTHER?

HEY, YO, YO, KI, I MEAN,

IT'S COOL.

I MEAN, I'M KIND OF USED TO IT.

SEE THERE?

COOPERATION ALREADY.

I LIKE THAT.

NOW YOU MAY PLEASE TAKE THE

STAND.

HAVE A SEAT, SIR.

NOW, IF YOU WOULD RAISE YOUR

RIGHT HAND...

TH OTHE RIGHT HAND...

OH.

AND PUT THE OTHER ONE RIGHT

HERE.

DO YOU PROMISE TO STATE THE

TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND

NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP

YOU GOD?

GO ON, MAN.

IS THIS A PHONE BOOK?

I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!

FLOYD, THIS IS STUPID.

NOW I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS

FOR YOU.

HAVE YOU AT ANY TIME EVER WORKED

WITH ANY SHARP OBJECTS, PENCILS

INCLUDED?

I OBJECT.

FINE.

I'LL RESTATE THE QUESTION.

HAVE YOU EVER STABBED ANYBODY IN

THE NECK WITH A PENCIL?

NO, MAN, NOT WITH NO PENCIL.

MM-HMM. I SEE.

SO, WHY WERE YOU IN PRISON?

HE MURDERED HIS BOSS FOR

ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

NOW, CAN HE WORK HERE OR NOT?

I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION, ONE

MORE QUESTION.

THIS WILL DETERMINE YOUR WORTH.

HAVE YOU EVER WORKED WITH OR

SKINNED A CAT?

FLOYD, THAT IS DUMB.

I GUESS YOU CAN WORK HERE FOR

NOW.

OH, GOOD LOOKING, MAN.

AH, AH.

I'M WATCHING YOU.

OKAY, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, CJ.

OKAY, BABY. OKAY.

CURTIS, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP

PACING BEFORE YOU PUT A HOLE IN

MY RUG?

AIN'T NO RUG BACK HERE.

THERE'S FLOOR.

WELL, BEFORE YOU PUT A HOLE

IN MY FLOOR.

BABY, COME ON.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE?

I'M NERVOUS.

OKAY, BABY.

REALLY, JUST CALM DOWN.

CALM DOWN. COME OVER HERE.

SIT DOWN, AND WHEN CJ COMES

HOME, HONEY, DO NOT JUST POUNCE

ALL OVER HIM.

BABY, PLEASE. COME ON.

DON'T BE SILLY.

HEY.

CURTIS!

GIVE ME THAT.

COME ON.

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PHONE, MAN?

YOU CAN'T CALL NOBODY?

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

WHAT? CO--

CALL YOU ABOUT WHAT?

THE INTERVIEW, CJ.

I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WAITING

ON YOU TO CALL, MAN.

COME ON, I HAVEN'T ATE NOTHING

IN HOURS, MAN!

UNCLE CURTIS, YOU'RE EATING

OW.N

I HAVEN'T HAD PROTEIN.

COME ON.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

COME ON. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!

IT WENT WELL.

GOOD.

OKAY.

YOU MEAN "WELL" LIKE WHAT?

"WELL" LIKE "YOU ABOUT TO MOVE

OUT OF MY HOUSE" WELL?

I MEAN, LIKE...IT WENT WELL.

AND, BY THE WAY, WHY IS THERE A

MOVING TRUCK OUTSIDE?

JUST IN CASE IT WENT WELL.

OKAY, SO, CJ, DO YOU REALLY

THINK YOU GOT THE JOB?

I'M ABOUT 99.9% SURE.

YEAH.

THAT'S GREAT.

THEY SHOWED ME HOUSES.

THEY GAVE ME A BROCHURE FOR

SCHOOLS IN THE AREA.

THEY GOT A DAYCARE ON SITE,

AND THEY GAVE ME JOB LISTINGS

FOR YOU.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

OKAY, CJ.

WHEN WILL YOU KNOW FOR SURE?

THEY SAID REAL SOON.

WAIT.

WELL, DID THEY SAY, "YOU'LL KNOW

REAL SOON," OR DID THEY SAY,

"YOU'LL KNO REA SOON"?

THEY SAID I SHOULD BE GETTING

AS CALL IN ABOUT A DAY OR SO,

AND WE'D BE MOVING OUT BY NEXT

WEEK.

WHOOPEE!

HA HA!

SEE, ELLA? SEE, ELLA?

HE DID IT. YES.

HE ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS, BABY!

I'M GONNA GO TELL THE KIDS!

HEY, YO, FLOYD, LEFT YOUR

WALLET IN THE BATHROOM, MAN.

HERE YOU GO. YEAH.

DID YOU LOOK IN IT?

I MEAN, I HAD TO, MAN, TO SEE

WHO IT BELONGED TO.

IT'S ALL THERE.

IT'S ALL THERE.

YEAH. YEAH.

GOOD LOOKING OUT, MAN.

APPRECIATE THAT.

UH, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, MAN.

NO PROBLEM, MAN.

THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY,

FLOYD.

HEY, MAN, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T

TRUST YOU, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S ALL GOOD.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

GOOD LOOKING OUT.

TAKE CARE, SIR.

HE A GOOD DUDE.

OH, HELL NO.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

OH, I FORGOT.

THIS IS "DO NOT TRUST" DAY.

TOO FUNNY.

YO, D.

WHAT'S UP?

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN

BRINGING IN A LOT OF BUSINESS.

I'M GONNA PUT SOME EXTRA MONEY

IN YOUR POCKET, ALL RIGHT?

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU ALREADY PAID ME, KI, MAN.

YOU KEEP IT.

YOU SURE?

YEAH. I'M GOOD.

GONNA GET SOME CLIPPER OIL

FROM THE BACK.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M GONNA JUST STRAIGHTEN UP

YOUR STATION.

HEY, MAN, LET'S DO THIS BEFORE

MY SISTER GET BACK.

HELLO?

YEAH.

CHIEF JONES, HOW YOU DOING?

THIS IS CURTIS PAYNE, ATLANTA,

GEORGIA.

YEAH. YEAH. CHIEF PAYNE.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH. GOOD TO TALK TO YOU, MAN.

YEAH.

I WAS GIVING YOU A CALL.

I WAS ACTUALLY CALLING TO GIVE A

RECOMMENDATION FOR MY NEPHEW,

CLARENCE PAYNE.

YEAH. YEAH.

HE'S UP FOR THE JOB OUT THERE.

YEAH.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS CALLING

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW BECAUSE I

KNOW YOU PROBABLY GOT A LOT OF

CANDIDATES FOR THE JOB, AND YOU

MAY BE TORN BETWEEN THEM, AND I

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT

A PROFESSIONAL CLARENCE PAYNE

IS.

OH, NO, BUT HE'S NOT REGULAR.

HE'S GOT A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP

WITH FIRES.

YOU SEE, HIS HOUSE BURNED DOWN.

YEAH. OH, NO, NO. NO.

IT WASN'T NOTHING LIKE THAT.

WELL, ACTUALLY, HIS WIFE BURNED

IT DOWN.

YEAH.

NO, HE DIDN'T KNOW SHE DID IT.

SHE'S A CRACKHEAD.

YEAH.

WELL, NO. HE DIDN'T KNOW IT.

WE DIDN'T FIND OUT TILL LATER.

YOU KNOW HOW DECEPTIVE

CRACKHEADS CAN BE.

[ MUTTERING ]

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS

SAYING HALF THE TIME.

YEAH. NO. YEAH.

IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT.

HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.

YEAH.

WELL, THAT'S WHY HIS CREDIT IS

BAD NOW.

I MEAN, HE'S PAYING A MORTGAGE

ON ASHES.

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.

AND HE GOT 4 KIDS, TRYING TO

RAISE 4 KIDS.

HUH?

NO, NO.

THEY'RE GOOD KIDS.

OH, NO. NO, NO.

AIN'T NONE OF THAT.

NO, NO, NO. ONE MAMA.

AIN'T NO BABY MAMAS HERE.

ONE WOMAN. YEAH. THE CRACKHEAD.

YEAH. HUH?

YEAH. NO.

ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD EXCEPT THE

OLDEST ONE.

THE OLDEST ONE, HE'S TRYING TO

STEAL MY MOTORCYCLE, SO I HAD TO

HAVE HIM ARRESTED.

BUT I'M -- NO.

HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CASE.

I LOVE HIM, SO I DIGRESSED.

IT WAS THE CRAZIEST THING.

REPEAT WHAT?

FOR WHAT?

YOU WRITING IT DOWN?

HELLO?

HELLO?

IS THIS PIZZA PALACE?

I WAS CALLING FOR PIZZA PALACE.

UH, ANCHOVIES?

NO ANCHOVY. I'M SORRY.

WRONG NUMBER.

I'M SORRY. WRONG NUMBER.

OKAY. GRACIAS.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

CURTIS?

OH, BABY DON'T YOU HEAR THAT

PHONE RINGING?

WHAT?

NO, BABY. I DIDN'T.

CURTIS, YOU HEAR THIS PHONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

HELLO, HELLO?

UH, YES, HE IS!

ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. YES.

CJ, TELEPHONE!

It's them.

IS THAT THEM?

HELLO?

YEAH, THIS IS CLARENCE PAYNE.

YES.

YES.

NO. OH.

OKAY.

YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.

THANK YOU.

WHAT? WHAT?

GOOD NEWS?

NO. NO.

I DIDN'T GET THE JOB.

I'M SORRY, BABY.

LISTEN, THERE'LL BE OTHER JOBS.

YEAH. I DON'T GET IT.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SURE THING.

I'M SORRY, UNCLE CURTIS.

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE

TO STAY A LITTLE LONGER.

LOOK, MAN.

HEY, IF THAT'S THE WAY THE MAN

UPSTAIRS MADE IT, THEN IT IS

WHAT IT IS.

YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST.

WHAT'S YOURS IS YOURS.

WHAT AIN'T YOURS AIN'T YOURS.

THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE IS.

YOU JUST GOT TO LIVE WITH IT.

YOU STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT,

MAN.

IT JUST IS WHAT IT IS.

CURTIS, CURTIS!

HUH?

COME ON. COME ON.

BABY, I'M GONNA MAKE THE BED.

UM, UM, UM, UM, YOU GONNA

COME ON BACK IN HERE.

COME ON, BABE.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[ BABBLING ]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

YOU DID SOMETHING. CURTIS?

OKAY, BABY.

I MADE A LITTLE PHONE CALL.

WELL, I MEAN, IT WAS JUST THAT

.01%, JUST A LITTLE --

I THOUGHT I'D JUST CALL AND MAKE

A LITTLE RECOMMENDATION, YOU

KNOW, AND IN THE CONVERSATION,

IT KIND OF TURNED, AND IT KIND

OF TOOK A LIFE OF ITS OWN.

SOMEHOW, THE WHOLE CRACK THING

GOT UP IN THERE.

AW, MAN.

THEN I TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW

MALIK WAS A THIEF, YOU KNOW?

LOOK.

I'M SORRY, MAN, ALL RIGHT?

IT JUST GOT AWAY FROM ME, AND

I'M SORRY.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU,

UNCLE CURTIS.

I NEEDED THAT JOB!

I NEEDED YOU TO NEED THAT

JOB.

WELL, CURTIS, SINCE ALL OF

THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU CANNOT

SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THEM

LIVING HERE.

I KNOW.

WELL, WE DID HAVE

RESERVATIONS TO GO OUT AND EAT

IF I DID GET THE JOB.

I SAY WE GO ON OUT AND EAT.

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY, BUT,

YOU KNOW, I'M DOWN. LET'S GO.

NO, NO, NO, NOT YOU.

YOU STAY HERE WITH THE TWINS.

I DON'T WANT TO STAY WITH THE

TWINS.

I WANT TO GO EAT.

AND I'M GONNA NEED SOME MONEY

TO PAY FOR DINNER.

THIS ALL I GOT.

THIS ALL I GOT.

WHAT YOU --

OH, YEAH.

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

UNCLE CURTIS, JADA NEEDS TO

BE CHANGED, AND THE TWINS SHOULD

BE WAKING UP RIGHT ABOUT...

[ SLAMS DOOR ]

[ BABIES CRYING ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HIM

THAT.

THAT'S REAL GOOD.

NO, YOU WAS ACTING IT MORE,

THOUGH.

BUT THAT'S YOUR ROOM.

WHOSE IS THIS?

SO, WHAT, YOU GOING THROUGH

STATIONS NOW?

OH, KICKED DOG ALWAYS BARK.

YEAH, I GO THROUGH THE STATIONS

EVERY MORNING.

IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I DO,

TOO.

I GOT RULES AROUND HERE -- NO

DRUGS.

SO WHAT'S UP WITH THIS, KIKI?

WELL, IT AIN'T MINE.

OH, SO I GUESS THE FAIRY

GOD-WEED-MOTHER JUST CAME IN

LAST NIGHT, WAVED HER WEED WAND,

AND IT JUST APPEARED IN YOUR

STATION.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GUESS THE TRICK DID BECAUSE I

TOLD YOU IT AIN'T MINE.

IT'S THAT ATTITUDE GONNA GET

YOUR BEHIND IN TROUBLE.

GET YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT.

OH, WORD?

WORD.

IT'S LIKE THAT?

IT'S LIKE THAT.

COOL.

HEY, YO, YO, YO, KI, HOLD UP.

YO, YO, FLOYD.

KI, HOLD UP!

HEY, YO, FLOYD, MAN, I PUT THE

WEED IN THERE.

SO YOU THE FAIRY

GOD-WEED-MOTHER.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE

GOING CLEAN, MAN.

MAN, I AM, BUT IT AIN'T LIKE

WHEN YOU FRESH OUT OF PRISON,

PEOPLE ARE LINING UP TO GIVE YOU

JOBS.

I JUST GAVE YOU A JOB.

IT MAY NOT BE THE JOB YOU WANT,

BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT ONE.

FLOYD, I AIN'T GOT THAT KIND

OF TIME, MAN, ALL RIGHT?

OUT THERE IN THOSE STREETS, MAN,

I GOT A REPUTATION.

I GOT TO GET MY GAME --

WHAT KIND OF REPUTATION YOU

GOT?

YOU JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL,

BROTHER!

YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR

SELF-ESTEEM, YOU'RE NOT THINKING

ABOUT YOUR SELF-WORTH.

SIT DOWN, BROTHER. SIT DOWN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?

THAT'S FUNNY COMING FROM YOU.

YOU IN HERE, SO YOU DON'T KNOW

WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE!

HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, BRO.

I DIDN'T GET THIS OLD BEING NO

FOOL.

I BEEN THERE BEFORE IN THE SAME

SHOES YOU'VE BEEN IN.

I GOT A RECORD. SO WHAT?

MADE SOMETHING OF MYSELF.

I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE

CYCLE AGAIN LIKE ALL YOU OTHER

YOUNG BROTHERS OUT HERE TRYING

TO GET AHEAD QUICK.

SO, WHAT CHOICE DO I GOT,

HUH?

GET A DAMN JOB!

THAT'S WHAT I DID.

NOBODY GAVE ME NOTHING.

I HAD TO TAKE WHAT WAS MINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.

GONNA TAKE MY WEED, MAN, AND I'M

GONNA GET OUT YOUR SHOP.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA SELL THIS IN

FRONT OF MY SHOP.

YOU AIN'T GONNA GET THIS.

YOU GO OUT THERE AND SELL TO

SOME INNOCENT KID DON'T KNOW

WHAT THEY'RE SMOKING.

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN KEEP IT.

HEY, YO, YO, KI, BABY SIS, YO.

I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

LOOK, LOOK.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

SOMEBODY GAVE ME A SECOND

CHANCE.

IF YOU CAN COME IN HERE TOMORROW

WITH THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND AND

SWEAR TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT

GONNA SELL THIS STUFF ANYMORE,

THEN YOU GOT A JOB HERE, AND YOU

CAN UNBREAK YOUR SISTER'S HEART.

BUT IF NOT, YOU CAN STAY THE

HELL OUT OF MY SHOP.

MAKE NO DANG SENSE.

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