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YOU AND I ALONE IN THE
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BAHAMAS. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
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THERE.
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OH, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BE
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YOUR BAHAMA MAMA.
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I BOUGHT MY ONE-PIECE.
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OH, BABY, I THOUGHT YOU WAS
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GONNA BRING THAT BIKINI.
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JUST ONE PIECE OF IT.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HEY, MALIK PAYNE REPORTING
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FOR DUTY.
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THERE HE IS.
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OH.
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MY MAIN MAN.
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COME ON.
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MALIK, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
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HOUSESITTING FOR US.
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HEY, NO PROBLEM.
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I HAVE TWO PAPERS TO WRITE THIS
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WEEKEND, AND I COULD REALLY USE
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THE PEACE AND QUIET.
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OKAY.
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WELL, THANKS FOR HOLDING DOWN
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THE FORT WHILE WE REMIND
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OURSELVES WHY WE GOT MARRIED.
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YEAH.
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GET A ROOM.
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THAT IS THE PLAN.
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OH, IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL
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YOU NEED ME TO DO HERE THIS
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WEEKEND?
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WELL, THE REFRIGERATOR'S FULL
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OF FOOD.
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LEAVE IT LIKE THAT.
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LISTEN, JUST PLEASE REMEMBER
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TO PICK UP THE MAIL, AND I
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LOADED THE DISHWASHER, SO ALL
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YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE DISHES
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UP WHEN THEY'RE CLEAN.
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ALL RIGHT, NO PROBLEM.
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OH, BY THE WAY, IS IT OKAY THAT
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KEVIN COMES OVER TO HELP ME
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STUDY?
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
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MALIK.
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BABY, IT'S JUST MALIK AND
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KEVIN.
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OKAY. IT'S FINE.
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WE WILL SEE YOU WHEN WE GET
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BACK.
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BABY, WE NEED TO HURRY UP,
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW THOSE LINES AT
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SECURITY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, BIG DOG.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, CALL
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UNCLE CURTIS.
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OKAY.
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BE BREEZY.
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HEY, YOU TWO HAVE A GREAT
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TIME.
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'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME. I
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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HELLO?
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OH, WHAT'S UP, KEVIN?
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OH, YEAH, THE COAST IS CLEAR.
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COME ON BY, MAN.
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YEAH, WE GONNA HAVE A GREAT
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TIME.
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IT'S ON!
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OH, THE GOOD LIFE!
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MM!
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CURTIS?
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YEAH, BABY?
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DID C.J. AND JANINE LEAVE
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YET, BABY?
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MM. YES.
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WE GOT A WEEKEND OF NO MORE
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WHINY BRATS.
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AND THEY TOOK THE TWINS WITH
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THEM, TOO.
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CURTIS.
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MM.
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WORK IT, BABY.
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SAY, ONE TIME BABY, YOU LOOK
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GOOD, GIRL.
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CURTIS, STOP IT, OKAY?
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I'M SERIOUS.
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YOU ALMOST LOOK AS GOOD AS THIS
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DOUGHNUT -- ALMOST.
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MMM.
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YOU WANT ONE?
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NO, I DO NOT WANT A DOUGHNUT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I WILL TAKE SOME.
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I DIDN'T SAY "SOME."
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I SAID "ONE."
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LET ME HAVE ONE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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BABY, DON'T BREAK THE BOX.
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DON'T EAT THE WHOLE -- YOU GOT
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THE WHOLE BOX.
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MM-HMM.
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WHERE YOU GOING WITH THE
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DOUGHNUTS?
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YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME.
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HEY.
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WHOA!
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ROSIE, I'M SORRY.
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DID I HIT YOU?
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GLAD YOU'RE NOT HAVING MILK
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WITH YOUR DOUGHNUTS.
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OH, GOOD TO SEE -- WAIT.
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HEY, CURTIS.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I GOT A BACKUP STASH.
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DUST YOUR LIPS WHILE YOU'RE
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IN THERE, SIR.
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I AM SO FRUSTRATED.
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WHY?
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I AM TRYING TO LOSE THIS
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WEIGHT, AND IT'S JUST NOT
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WORKING.
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I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING.
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I HAVE TRIED THE LOW-CARB DIET,
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THE CABBAGE DIET, THE BEYONCé
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DIET, THE GRAPEFRUIT DIET, THE
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EAT BEFORE 6:00, EAT AFTER 7:00,
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DON'T EAT AT ALL.
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I'M SICK OF IT.
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THOSE DIETS DON'T WORK.
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YOU GOTTA DO WHAT I DID.
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I CUT OUT FAT, DAIRY, AND FLOUR.
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AND WHAT WOULD I EAT?
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NO, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LOOK AT THIS.
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THIS CAME IN THE MAIL THE OTHER
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DAY, AND I THINK ME AND CURTIS
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ARE GONNA TRY THIS.
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A PERSONAL TRAINER
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INTERVENTION?
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YES.
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YES, SEE, THEY ACTUALLY COME TO
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YOUR HOUSE AND DO AN INTENSIVE
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WORKOUT FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
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I DON'T KNOW, ELLA.
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THAT SOUNDS EXPENSIVE.
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NO.
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HERE IT IS.
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NO, NO, NO.
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SEE?
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IT'S NOTHING.
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HMM.
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OKAY?
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IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU AND CARLOS
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DOING THIS WEEKEND?
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CARLOS WANTS TO GO TO THE
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AUTO SHOW, BUT --
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MNH-MNH.
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MAYBE I WANT TO DO THIS?
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YES, YOU DO.
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YES, YOU DO.
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AND LOOK -- WE CAN SPLIT THE
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COST.
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YES.
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DEAL.
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OOH, I GOT A WORKOUT PARTNER!
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I GOT A WORKOUT PARTNER!
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PAR-TAY!
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MAN, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
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NOT YET, BUT TONIGHT, YOU
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BETTER LOOK OUT.
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I MEAN, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY
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DANCE MOVES AND EVERYTHING.
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I'M GONNA BRING IT OUT AND I'M
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GONNA WAVE IT IN, THEN I'M GONNA
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FREEZE, THEN I'M GONNA ASK YOU
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TO HELP ME OUT.
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UNH-UNH.
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I GO SOLO, THEN, BABY.
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UH-OH.
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UH-OH, TAKING IT BACK.
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MAN, Y'ALL AIN'T READY, BABY.
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Y'ALL AIN'T READY.
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WELL, LOOK, MARIO AND THERESA
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SAID THEY GONNA BRING THE PIZZA,
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AND JANELLE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
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SHE CAN'T MAKE IT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OH, WELL.
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WELL, THERE'S PLENTY MORE FISH
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IN THE FOREST.
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UH, I MEAN, THE -- FORGET IT.
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I CALLED LISA AND DENISE, AND
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THEY'RE BRINGING TWO MORE
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FRIENDS.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
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ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE,
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OKAY?
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I DON'T THINK COUSIN CALVIN AND
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MIRANDA WILL LIKE THIS.
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I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE,
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THOUGH.
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THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS.
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KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I CAN GET SHANICE AND
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THEM TO COME ON OVER.
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LOOK, WAIT, MAN.
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I WANT THIS TO BE A SMOOTH,
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GROWN-UP PARTY, ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY, I GOT YOU -- SMOOTH,
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GROWN-UP.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE'LL TAKE MY MOM'S JAZZ CD --
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YOU KNOW, SET THE MOOD.
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SINCE YOU WANT SMOOTH AND
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GROWN-UP.
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I GOT YOU.
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I GOT SMOOTH AND GROWN-UP JAZZ.
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COME ON, CARLOS.
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COME ON!
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MY BACK HURTS.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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BABY, RIGHT THERE.
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CAREFUL.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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THANK YOU GUYS FOR DOING
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THIS!
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THANK YOU, BABY.
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YEAH, LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE.
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YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
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TWO CUT OFF THE CABLE.
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IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET
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YOU TWO OFF THE COUCH.
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WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS
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CRAP, ANYWAYS, HUH?
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THIS STUFF AIN'T CRAP.
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THIS STUFF IS STATE-OF-THE-ART.
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THIS IS TOP-OF-THE-LINE
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EQUIPMENT RIGHT HERE.
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OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
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THAT, YOU EL GRANDE NACHO-EATING
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METER MAID.
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WHO YOU CALLING OVERWEIGHT,
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WITH ALL THAT FRIED CHICKEN YOU
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EAT, HUH?
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HUH?
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I GOT YOUR FRIED CHICKEN.
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CURTIS! CURTIS!
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
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USED THIS STUFF, ANYWAY?
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WELL, IT WAS ABOUT FIVE YEARS
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AGO.
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HA!
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YOU SHOULD TALK, CARLOS.
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YOU TOOK ONE AEROBICS CLASS, AND
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THE INSTRUCTOR HAD TO GIVE HIM
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MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY KISSED A
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BOY AND LIKED IT.
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YEAH?
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OH, YEAH?
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COME OVER HERE, GORDO.
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I SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LIKE IT.
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[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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AHH!
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THE TRAINERS ARE HERE.
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THE TRAINERS ARE HERE.
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IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHAPE UP,
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YOU'RE NEVER GETTING YOUR CABLE
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BACK.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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AAH!
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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I'M JADE, AND THIS IS FRANCOIS.
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FR--
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HEY, I REMEMBER YOU.
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IT'S ELLA.
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HELLO, FRANCOIS.
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GET OUT!
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GET YOUR HAND -- GET -- GET YOUR
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HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!
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WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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YOU REMEMBER ME?
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YOU REMEMBER ME, FRANCISCO?!
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I'M CURTIS.
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THAT'S MY NAME.
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THIS THE ONE TRIED TO MAKE A
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MOVE ON YOU LAST TIME.
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I AIN'T FORGET ABOUT IT.
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I AIN'T PAYING HIM DIDDLY-SQUAT.
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CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.
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TOUCH HIM AGAIN.
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PLEASE.
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WE ARE -- LISTEN.
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WE ARE GONNA HAVE A WONDERFUL
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WEEKEND.
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YAY!
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YAY!
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EVERYBODY, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
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THIS PROGRAM REALLY WORKS.
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I USED TO
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WEIGH 125 POUNDS!
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TALK ABOUT HAVING A BADONKADONK.
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CAN I HIT HER?
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CURTIS, NO.
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DO NOT HIT HER.
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AND FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS,
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YOU'RE GONNA WORK OUT LIKE YOU
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NEVER WORK OUT BEFORE.
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE EATING
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AND DRINKING NOTHING BUT CARROT
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JUICE, TOFU, WHEATGRASS, AND
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BRUSSELS SPOUTS!
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YAY!
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ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
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YOU GO WITH FRANCOIS.
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GENTLEMEN, YOU STAY HERE WITH
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ME.
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OKAY.
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GREAT.
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TO THE BACKYARD.
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THEY GOING WITH FRANCOIS.
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I BETTER CHECK ON FRANCOIS.
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EXCUSE ME, MR. PAYNE!
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HEY!
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YOU COME BACK HERE NOW!
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I SAID NOW!
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YOU'RE PATHETIC.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COP.
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I AM.
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AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A
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FIREMAN.
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THAT'S FIRE CHIEF.
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FIRE CHIEF?
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YOU'RE SO OUT OF SHAPE, YOU
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COULDN'T BLOW OUT A CANDLE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
347
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THAT WAS -- THAT WAS FUNNY.
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AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?!
349
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YOU'RE SO SLOW, YOU COULDN'T
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CATCH A PARKED CAR.
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HA!
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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EXCUSE ME, CAN WE -- CAN WE
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HAVE SOME --
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SOME WATER, PLEASE?
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NO!
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YOU HAVE TO EARN IT!
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OKAY!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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I GOTTA -- I GOTTA TAKE A -- A
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LITTLE BREAK.
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PLEASE.
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I GOTTA -- ONE -- ONE -- ONE
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SECOND -- OH!
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OOH, YOU KILLED HIM!
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NAW, HE JUST PASSED OUT.
367
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DON'T LOOK LIKE HE'S
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BREATHING.
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THEN GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
370
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HEARD HE SORT OF LIKES THAT KIND
371
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OF THING.
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NO, HE JUST PASSED OUT.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ]
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WHAT?
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I WENT TO THE STORE JUST FOR A
377
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MINUTE AND...
378
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BOY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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ARE YOU ON THE COUNTER?
380
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SERIOUSLY, PLEASE, GET DOWN.
381
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DID YOUR MAMA RAISE YOU LIKE
382
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THAT?
383
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I HOPE THERE'S JUICE IN THAT
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CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SURE THROWING
385
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IT BACK.
386
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Y'ALL GETTING A LITTLE TOO
387
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FREAKY OVER HERE.
388
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Y'ALL NEED TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP
389
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WHEN YOU'RE ALL DONE.
390
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KEVIN.
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KEVIN.
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KEVIN!
393
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KEEP HITTING ME, A'IGHT?
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KEVIN, WHO ARE ALL THESE
395
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PEOPLE?
396
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I DON'T KNOW HALF THESE PEOPLE
397
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UP IN HERE.
398
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WELL, THAT DO MEANS YOU KNOW
399
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THE OTHER HALF.
400
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,433
I MEAN, CHILL, MALIK.
401
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:05,267
THEY HAVING FUN.
402
00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:06,233
THIS IS THEIR PARTY.
403
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,600
I KNOW THEY HAVING FUN.
404
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,867
HE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN OVER
405
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:09,300
THERE.
406
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,867
LOOK, KEVIN, I WANTED A SMALL
407
00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:12,233
AMOUNT OF PEOPLE OVER HERE.
408
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,700
COUSIN CALVIN AND MIRANDA --
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00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,367
THEY CALLED ME OVER HERE TO TAKE
410
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CARE OF THIS PLACE.
411
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MALIK, CHILL, CHILL.
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00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:19,133
I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.
413
00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:20,067
CHECK THIS OUT.
414
00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:20,567
HOLD ON.
415
00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:21,933
GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT.
416
00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:23,100
BOO-YOW!
417
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:23,967
CHECK THAT OUT.
418
00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:25,433
AND WHERE DID YOU GET ALL
419
00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:26,300
THAT MONEY FROM?
420
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,467
I CHARGED ADMISSION.
421
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:28,967
YOU SEE, AFTER WE INVITED THEM
422
00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:30,567
SIX PEOPLE WE AGREED ON, LISA --
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00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,000
YOU KNOW, SHE GOT A BIG MOUTH.
424
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,533
SHE TOLD HER COUSIN, HER COUSIN
425
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,033
TOLD SOME GUYS, THE GUYS TOLD
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00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,833
SOME GIRLS, AND THEY ALL CAME
427
00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,367
HERE, SO...I CHARGED ADMISSION.
428
00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:40,800
WELL, I'M NOT MAD AT THE IDEA
429
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,833
TO CHARGE SOME MONEY.
430
00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:42,433
I KNOW.
431
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,900
WE CAN SPLIT IT HALF AND HALF.
432
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,733
SO, YOU TELLING ME THAT WE
433
00:10:45,733 --> 00:10:47,700
CAN HAVE FUN AND MAKE SOME MONEY
434
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,400
AT THE SAME TIME, THEN, HUH?
435
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,667
LET THE MONEY TALK TO YOU.
436
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:51,900
LET THE MONEY TALK TO YOU.
437
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,400
WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
438
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,333
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
439
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,500
I THINK YOU NEED TO GO ANSWER
440
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,700
THAT DOOR, THEN, BECAUSE THERE'S
441
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,867
A LINE OUTSIDE AND I'M SURE THEY
442
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:58,733
GOT ALL KINDS OF MONEY.
443
00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,067
OKEYDOKEY.
444
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:03,067
MONEY IS CALLING.
445
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,567
WELL, THIS COULD BE PRETTY
446
00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:04,967
FUN.
447
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:06,467
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG,
448
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:06,933
THEN?
449
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:07,633
EXACTLY.
450
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,333
COME ON IN.
451
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,100
RRR!
452
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:09,967
YEAH.
453
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:12,267
PULL THAT MONEY OUT.
454
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,667
THANK YOU.
455
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:14,800
THANK YOU.
456
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,900
THANK YOU.
457
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,100
THANK YOU.
458
00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:24,267
OKAY.
459
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,900
OH, YOU GOT THE EXTRA-HOT, TOO.
460
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,500
YEAH.
461
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,733
MM!
462
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:30,867
FOOD FOR THE GODS!
463
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:31,533
OH, YEAH.
464
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,800
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN.
465
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,067
HEY, HEY, AIN'T IT GOOD?
466
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,400
THERE AIN'T NOTHING LIKE SOME
467
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,500
HOT WINGS, BOY.
468
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,633
MMM.
469
00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,433
NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM.
470
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,567
YOU ARE BUSTED!
471
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,500
BUSTED!
472
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,700
YOU ARE BUSTED!
473
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:43,633
OH, BOY.
474
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:45,167
CURTIS, YOU'RE BUSTED.
475
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,967
BABY, I WAS JUST TAKING OUT
476
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:47,700
THE TRASH.
477
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,233
AND WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
478
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:53,900
I-I WAS HELPING HIM.
479
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,167
Both: JADE!
480
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,067
NO, NO, NO!
481
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:57,633
PLEASE.
482
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,533
ELLA, COME ON.
483
00:11:58,533 --> 00:11:59,667
COME ON, COME ON, BABY.
484
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,733
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
485
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,467
ARE YOU BEING BAD, BOYS?
486
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,233
NO. NO.
487
00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:13,767
GET IN THERE AND GET BACK TO
488
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,200
WORK!
489
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,167
NOW, NOW, NOW!
490
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,067
YOU...
491
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,733
MOMMY.
492
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:33,900
NO!
493
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,933
WHERE IS THE TV?
494
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:37,500
KEVIN, WAKE UP.
495
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,067
KEVIN, WAKE UP!
496
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,967
MA, CAN I HAVE SOME FRENCH
497
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:41,567
TOAST?
498
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:42,733
WAKE UP, KEVIN.
499
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:43,700
WHERE MAMA?
500
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,533
BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR
501
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:46,200
MAMA IS.
502
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:52,200
WHERE'S THE TV?
503
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,133
IT'S GONE.
504
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,067
OH, WELL, UH, I'LL SEE YOU AT
505
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:55,967
SCHOOL, THEN.
506
00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:57,367
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
507
00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,067
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL
508
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,067
WE FIND THIS TV.
509
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,233
HOW DID WE LOSE A TV?
510
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:02,233
I DIDN'T LOSE IT.
511
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,767
ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE PARTY
512
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,267
MUST'VE TOOK IT, AND WE HAVE TO
513
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,733
FIND IT BEFORE COUSIN CALVIN AND
514
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:07,600
MIRANDA GET HOME.
515
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,900
WELL, LUCKILY THEY WON'T BE
516
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,767
BACK TILL TOMORROW.
517
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,833
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
518
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,567
HELLO?
519
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:16,600
OH, HEY, COUSIN CALVIN.
520
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,933
HEY, BUDDY.
521
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:19,667
OH, OKAY.
522
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,667
YEAH, EVERYTHING HERE IS FINE.
523
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,267
YEAH, THE TV's FINE.
524
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:27,267
YOU BE COOL.
525
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:29,567
Y-YEAH, COUSIN CALVIN.
526
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,667
O-OKAY, THEN, OKAY.
527
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,067
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
528
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,267
OKAY.
529
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:35,200
OKAY.
530
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,533
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT,
531
00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:37,067
RIGHT?
532
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:37,500
NO.
533
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,300
COUSIN CALVIN AND MIRANDA --
534
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,067
THEY'RE COMING HOME AT 5:00.
535
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:41,667
5:00.
536
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:42,733
WE GOT SOME TIME.
537
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:43,733
OH, MY GOODNESS!
538
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:44,967
WE GOT 3 HOURS TO GO!
539
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,100
YES.
540
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,400
OKAY, EVERYBODY!
541
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,333
NOW FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
542
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,467
LET'S SEE HOW MUCH WEIGHT WE'VE
543
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,067
LOST.
544
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:56,567
NO.
545
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,833
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
546
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,167
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
547
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,700
CAN WE, LIKE, GO TO THE HOT
548
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,233
TUB, GET A BEER, GET A SANDWICH,
549
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,067
PLEASE?
550
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:08,067
ALL RIGHTY.
551
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:08,867
WHOO-HOO!
552
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:11,800
AAH!
553
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,067
MRS. PAYNE, YOU'VE LOST
554
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,167
6 POUNDS!
555
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,433
AAH!
556
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,900
6 POUNDS!
557
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,567
YEAH-UH.
558
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,667
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP.
559
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:21,900
GIVE IT BACK, GIVE IT BACK.
560
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,067
UNH!
561
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:26,700
GIVE IT BACK.
562
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,533
BABY, I LOST 6 POUNDS!
563
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,833
I KNOW, BABY, I KNOW.
564
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,467
I HEARD IT WHEN THE LOUD-MOUTHED
565
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:32,533
NAZI CHICK SAID IT.
566
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,667
ALL RIGHT, ROSIE, IT'S YOUR
567
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,300
TURN.
568
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,067
YES.
569
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,933
ROSIE...
570
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:41,567
YOU LOST 5 POUNDS!
571
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,067
[ ALL CHEERING ]
572
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,167
5 POUNDS!
573
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,600
SHE BEAT YOU!
574
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,700
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
575
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,733
YEAH, I HEARD IT!
576
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:49,967
[ LAUGHS ]
577
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:53,133
ALL RIGHT, YOU SOURPUSSES.
578
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,500
UP AND AT 'EM.
579
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,300
OKAY, OKAY.
580
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,400
WOW.
581
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,767
ONE WHOLE POUND.
582
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,833
YEAH!
583
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,400
HEY.
584
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,633
[ Laughing ] ONE WHOLE...
585
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:12,933
YEAH, ONE POUND.
586
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:13,467
WHAT?
587
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:14,800
YOU'RE A LOSER!
588
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,867
WHAT TYPE OF MAN LOSES ONLY
589
00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:18,100
ONE LITTLE POUND?
590
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,133
HE'S A PUBLIC SERVANT.
591
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,733
PROTECT AND SERVE.
592
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:24,467
YOU CAN'T EVEN LOSE --
593
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:27,167
OHH, HE'S RIDICULOUS.
594
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:32,633
WHAT'D IT SAY?
595
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:33,967
BOTH FEET, MR. PAYNE.
596
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,333
PLEASE HURRY.
597
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,767
GET ON THERE!
598
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,400
OKAY, HERE.
599
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,233
WHAT IS...
600
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,600
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
601
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,900
NO.
602
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,767
MR. PAYNE, YOU'VE GAINED A
603
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:54,500
POUND.
604
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,567
YES!
605
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:56,533
HA HA!
606
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:59,833
ONLY GAINED ONE POUND, BABY.
607
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,100
PIECE OF CRAP.
608
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,800
CURTIS!
609
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,133
YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A
610
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,600
WINNER'S ATTITUDE.
611
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,633
COME HERE.
612
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,333
LET ME TALK TO YOU GUYS.
613
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,400
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU.
614
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,133
COME OVER HERE.
615
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,433
CARLOS, OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME.
616
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:13,067
CURTIS.
617
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,400
NO, BABY, I'M GONNA SHOW THEM
618
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,600
WHY I DO WHAT I DO, 'CAUSE
619
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,067
SOMETIMES I CAN'T HELP BUT TO DO
620
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:17,700
IT.
621
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,433
CURTIS.
622
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,267
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE 300 POUNDS
623
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,667
RIGHT NOW.
624
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:22,600
WATCH ME.
625
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,300
WATCH ME.
626
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,800
RIGHT NOW.
627
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,833
AAH! WHOA!
628
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:27,700
CURTIS!
629
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,100
SHUT THE DOOR, CARLOS!
630
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,900
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
631
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,400
UHH!
632
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,133
YEAH!
633
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,800
I FEEL LIGHTER ALREADY.
634
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,300
WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE
635
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,067
WHOLE WEEKEND.
636
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,267
SOON AS THEY WALKED IN, WE
637
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,567
COULD'VE JUST THREW 'EM OUT.
638
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,933
YOU KNOW, CURTIS, I AM SO
639
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:40,833
PROUD OF YOU.
640
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,367
BAH.
641
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,067
I'M PROUD OF YOU, TOO,
642
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:43,767
PAPITOS.
643
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,067
AHH.
644
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,667
I SAY WE CELEBRATE.
645
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,167
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
646
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,267
LET'S GO EAT!
647
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,067
YEAH!
648
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,633
[ LAUGHS ]
649
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:52,767
I GOT THE DOUGHNUTS.
650
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:58,067
MALIK, DID YOU HAVE TO SPEND
651
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,067
ALL THE MONEY WE EARNED ON A TV?
652
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,367
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
653
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,167
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MATCH?
654
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,433
I MEAN, I TOOK PICTURES AT
655
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:04,967
THE PARTY.
656
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,333
MAYBE I COULD FIND ONE WITH A TV
657
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,233
IN IT.
658
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,067
LET'S SEE.
659
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,900
LET'S SEE.
660
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:10,900
OH, HOO-HOO.
661
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,800
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HER AT THE
662
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,433
PARTY.
663
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,667
LOOKS LIKE MY MATCH.
664
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,233
HA HA!
665
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,667
MY MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.
666
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:17,967
WILL YOU JUST FOCUS ON TRYING
667
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,200
TO FIND A PICTURE WITH A TV IN
668
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:19,500
IT?
669
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:19,933
RELAX!
670
00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:21,467
DON'T GET YOUR TROUSERS IN A
671
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,067
BUNDLE.
672
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,600
LET'S SEE.
673
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,400
FOUND ONE.
674
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:29,067
LET'S SEE.
675
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:29,933
I DON'T KNOW.
676
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,467
I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T NOTICE.
677
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,067
I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE A MATCH
678
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:33,533
TO ME.
679
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,500
I SAID I WAS SORRY THE WHOLE
680
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,267
WAY HOME.
681
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:37,967
I GOT THE RESERVATION DATE
682
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,767
WRONG.
683
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:43,567
CALVIN, HOW DID YOU FORGET IT
684
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,767
WAS THE 12th AND NOT THE 22nd?
685
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:46,400
MY BAD.
686
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,867
BABY, LOOK, I'LL RESCHEDULE THE
687
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,167
TRIP FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
688
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,533
UM, Y-YOU OKAY,
689
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:51,667
COUSIN CALVIN?
690
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:52,100
NO.
691
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,533
I MADE THE RESERVATIONS FOR TWO
692
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,067
WEEKS AGO, SO WHEN WE GOT THERE,
693
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,433
THERE WERE NO ROOMS AVAILABLE.
694
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:57,633
HMM.
695
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:58,967
OUCH.
696
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,633
MALIK!
697
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:02,667
UM, YES?
698
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,167
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT
699
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:04,867
TO TELL US?
700
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:05,400
UM...
701
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,300
YOU KNOW WHAT?
702
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:06,967
I GOTTA GO.
703
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,367
I MEAN, I GOTTA GET READY FOR
704
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:08,867
SCHOOL.
705
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,167
HEY, HEY, HEY!
706
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,133
YOU NEED TO STAY HERE 'CAUSE
707
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,667
YOU WERE HERE, ALSO.
708
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,433
OKAY.
709
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,500
MALIK, ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO
710
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,567
WAS TO START THE DISHWASHER AND
711
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,667
PUT THE CLEAN DISHES UP WHEN IT
712
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,700
WAS FINISHED.
713
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,133
YOU DIDN'T START THE
714
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:23,933
DISHWASHER?
715
00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:25,567
YOU GUYS, I STARTED IT, BUT
716
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,200
YOU REALLY NEED TO START BEING
717
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,233
MORE RESPONSIBLE.
718
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,967
YOU BETTER BE HAPPY THAT'S THE
719
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,567
ONLY THING THAT WENT WRONG.
720
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:34,200
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE
721
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,633
SLEEPING RIGHT HERE TONIGHT.
722
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,533
[ TELEVISION TURNS ON ]
723
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:42,500
HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD H.D.
724
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,500
UH, TAKE IT EASY,
725
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,067
COUSIN CALVIN.
726
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,433
MAKE YOURSELF COMFY ON THE
727
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:47,900
COUCH.
728
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,333
HEY, UH, MALIK, BEFORE YOU
729
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,800
LEAVE, LET ME ASK YOU ONE MORE
730
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,100
THING.
731
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,067
HOW WAS THE PARTY?
732
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,767
KIDS.
733
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,267
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID
734
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,367
THAT.
735
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:08,567
WELL, AT LEAST I GOT AN UPGRADE
42935
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