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MMM. I SMELL PANCAKES.
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YEAH, AND THEY WERE REALLY
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YEAH. AND THEY WERE REALLY
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GOOD, TOO.
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YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME ANY?
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SLEPT IN.
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WELL...WELL, UNCLE CURTIS,
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CAN YOU PASS ME SOME CEREAL?
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C WORD? THE MAGIC WORD?
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NOW? IT WAS A JOKE. PLEASE.
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PLEASE.
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VERY GOOD.
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C.J., WILL YOU GO TO THE STORE
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AND BUY YOUR SON SOME CEREAL,
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PLEASE?
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THIS IS MINE.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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CURTIS, BABY, CAN YOU GET THE
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DOOR, PLEASE?
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WHY, YES, BABY.
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YOU'RE SO POLITE AND KIND.
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GO GET THE DOOR FOR YOUR AUNTIE.
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WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD,
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UNCLE CURTIS?
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Ass whupping.
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WISH YOU WOULD.
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TOO OLD TO GET WHUPPINGS.
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I HEARD THAT.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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ARE WE ALONE?
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WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD WE
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NEED TO BE ALONE?
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COME ON OVER.
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GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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SIT DOWN.
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NO, NO, STAND UP.
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NO, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT
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DOWN, SIT DOWN.
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NO, STAND UP.
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WILL YOU JUST MAKE UP YOUR
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MIND, ALREADY?
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, LOOK AT ME.
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DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING
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DIFFERENT?
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YEAH, YOU ARE ACTING A LITTLE
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WEIRDER THAN USUAL.
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HA! IT HAS HAPPENED.
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WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
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I AM A MAN.
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SINCE WHEN?
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YOU STILL SLEEP IN A RACE-CAR
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BED.
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OKAY, I KEEP TELLING YOU,
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IT'S COMFORTABLE.
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BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING
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ABOUT.
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THEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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DO YOU KNOW ASIA?
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WHAT, THE CONTINENT?
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NO, THE GIRL.
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YEAH, WHAT ABOUT HER?
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HA HA HA!
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SHE MADE A MAN OUT OF ME.
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OH, YOU MEAN --
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YEAH!
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WELL, WHERE?
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YEAH.
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WHEN?
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YEAH.
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WILL YOU STOP SAYING "YEAH"
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AND JUST TELL ME HOW IT
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HAPPENED?
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HER PARENTS WENT OUT OF TOWN
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AND SHE INVITED ME OVER LAST
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NIGHT.
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WOW.
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YEP.
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I HAVE CROSSED OVER INTO
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MANHOOD.
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OH!
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YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD
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THESE.
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LET ME GET SOME MILK.
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AH!
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HEY.
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MMM. BABY, YOU ARE RIGHT ON
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TIME FOR DINNER.
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OH, NO, THANKS.
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IT SMELLS GOOD, BUT THE GAME'S
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ON.
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YOU GO AHEAD.
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YOU WATCHING THIS?
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NO? GOOD.
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POOKIE-WOOKUMS...DO YOU
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REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION THAT
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WE HAD EARLIER THIS MORNING
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ABOUT WHAT YOU WANTED FOR DINNER
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TONIGHT, AND YOU SAID CHICKEN
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MARSALA?
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HUH?
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OH, YEAH, BUT...I HAD CHICKEN
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FOR LUNCH, SO I GRABBED A
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BURGER.
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BUT I SLAVED OVER THIS STOVE,
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AND I COOKED EXACTLY WHAT YOU
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WANTED TO HAVE FOR OUR
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ANNIVERSARY DINNER TONIGHT.
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OKAY, BABY, I REMEMBER,
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I REMEMBER.
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NOW, WHAT ANNIVERSARY?
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE
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FIRST TIME THAT WE KISSED.
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HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
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OH! BABY, OF COURSE NOT.
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I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER.
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IT WAS WHEN WE WAS ON THAT
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ROLLER COASTER, AND WE WAS
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HOLDING HANDS.
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THAT WASN'T ME.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT WAS WHEN WE WERE WALKING ON
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PEACH STREET, COMING HOME LATE.
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SEE, I REMEMBER.
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CALVIN, THAT WASN'T ME,
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EITHER.
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SEE, I WAS JUST TESTING YOU
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TO MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER.
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SEE, IT WAS WHEN WE WAS IN
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CHURCH.
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WHAT LITTLE NASTY, FREAKY
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GIRL WAS KISSING YOU IN CHURCH?
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I USED TO DATE THE PASTOR'S
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DAUGHTER.
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BUT SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU NEED TO BE SORRY RIGHT
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NOW.
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COME HERE.
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SIT HERE.
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NASTY BURGER.
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I'M GONNA SIT RIGHT...
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O-OKAY.
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BABY, LISTEN, IT'S NOT JUST
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YOU ANYMORE, OKAY?
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YOU HAVE TO BE CONSIDERATE.
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"YOU" IS "WE" NOW.
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OKAY.
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AND YOU HAVE BECOME THE PERSON
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THAT'S INTERRUPTING THE GAME.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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SO ALL YOU SEE ME IS AS AN
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INTERRUPTION?
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YEAH.
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I MEAN, NO, NO.
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BABY, BABY, NO, LOOK...
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LOOK, I'M SORRY.
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I LOVE YOU.
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WHERE'S MY KNIFE?
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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YOU PROMISE TO BE MORE
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CONSIDERATE?
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I PROMISE.
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OKAY.
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I WANT YOU TO TASTE THIS.
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I WORKED HARD ON THIS, BABY.
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OH! WOW! TOUCHDOWN! YEAH!
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WHOO!
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FLOYD, OKAY, IF YOU HEAR FROM OR
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SEE CALVIN, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL
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HIM TO CALL HOME, OKAY?
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I'M SO WORRIED.
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NO, I -- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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GLOBAL WARMING WAS CAUSED BY
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MICROWAVED POPCORN.
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HANG UP.
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UH, GOOD-BYE.
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NO LUCK.
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NO LUCK THERE.
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OKAY, WELL...
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MISS ELLA, I AM SO SORRY THAT
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I HAD YOU GUYS COME OUT HERE IN
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THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
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I AM JUST SO WORRIED.
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I HAVE NOT TALKED TO CALVIN ALL
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DAY, AND THIS IS NOT LIKE HIM TO
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NOT RETURN MY PHONE CALLS ALL
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DAY.
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MIRANDA, JUST CALM DOWN,
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HONEY.
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HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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HE'LL BE HOME SOON.
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CURTIS, HONEY, WOULD YOU WAKE UP
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AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE WORRIED?
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CALVIN STILL IS NOT HOME YET.
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BABY, BABY, CALVIN IS A GROWN
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MAN, OKAY?
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OR AT LEAST HE'S GOT A GROWN
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MAN'S BODY.
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WHAT IF SOMETHING HAS
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HAPPENED TO HIM?
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OH, MY GOODNESS, WHAT IF -- WHAT
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IF HE'S OUT THERE AND HE'S HURT?
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MIRANDA.
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YOU KNOW, WE JUST HAD THE
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BIGGEST ARGUMENT YESTERDAY, TOO.
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I JUST WANTED HIM TO BE MORE
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CONSIDERATE.
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HE WAS JUST BEING SO
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INCONSIDERATE, MISS ELLA.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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MIRANDA, MIRANDA!
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WOULD YOU JUST CALM DOWN, BABY?
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HE GOT IT HONEST.
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HE'S LIKE HIS DAD IS WHEN
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IT COMES TO BEING CONSIDERATE.
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I CAN'T COUNT HOW MANY NIGHTS I
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SAT UP WAITING AND WORRYING
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ABOUT THIS MAN.
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SO, WHEN DID HE STRAIGHTEN
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UP?
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[ SNORE ]
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WELL, HE HASN'T.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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PARTY, HEY!
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HA HA! MA AND POPS, WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING HERE SO LATE?
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DON'T TELL ME YOUR HOUSE BURNED
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DOWN?
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HA HA!
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[MOCKS LAUGH]
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SORRY.
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CALVIN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I HAVE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL DAY.
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MY BAD.
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I TURNED MY PHONE OFF.
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OH, YOU TURNED YOUR PHONE OFF
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ALL DAY?
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WHAT IF THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY,
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CALVIN, THEN WHAT?
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AIN'T NO EMERGENCY.
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AND BESIDES, IF THERE WAS AN
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EMERGENCY, YOU GOT THE FIRE
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CHIEF RIGHT HERE.
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OOH!
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LOOK, POOKIE HAD TICKETS TO A
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LISTENING PARTY.
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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN RUDE FOR ME
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TO LEAVE ON MY PHONE.
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OKAY, COME ON, BABY.
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COME ON. LET'S GO.
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POOKIE HAD TICKETS.
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SO YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF
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INVITING ME?
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COME ON, BABY, LET'S GO.
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BABY, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED
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IT ANYWAY.
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IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS
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SITTING AROUND LISTENING TO RAP
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MUSIC.
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BABY, LET'S GO. COME ON.
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ELLA, ELLA!
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WERE THERE WOMEN THERE?
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YEAH, BUT THEY WERE DANCING
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IN CAGES.
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I COULDN'T GET TO THEM.
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OKAY, COME ON, GET A MOVE ON!
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COME ON. COME ON, CURTIS.
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LET'S GO, THEN.
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OKAY, BYE, MIRANDA!
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Y'ALL LEAVING?
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YES, BABY.
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CALVIN, LISTEN, IF I DON'T EVER
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SEE YOU AGAIN, I LOVED YOU.
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OOH, I'M SO GLAD THEY'RE
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GONE.
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NOW YOU AND I CAN GET FREAKY.
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OW, OW!
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NO. HERE, BABY, COME ON.
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I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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OH, YOU GOT A SURPRISE?
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OH, YEAH. I GOT A SURPRISE.
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I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE SURPRISES.
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I LIKE SURPRISES.
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YOU ROUGH.
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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE
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SLEEPING TONIGHT.
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BABY, WHAT I DO?
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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DID YOU COOK?
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[TV PLAYING]
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C.J. C.J.
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I GOT THE TWINS TO SLEEP.
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AW...
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I GOT THE TWINS TO SLEEP.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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MM-HMM.
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AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASLEEP?
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YES.
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GIMME SOME SUGAR. MMM...
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MM-HMM.
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I FINALLY HAVE A MOMENT TO
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SNUGGLE WITH MY HUSBAND.
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WELL, SNUGGLE ON, BABY.
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SNUGGLE ON.
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SNUGGLE ON. SNUGGLE THERE.
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PEOPLE, PEOPLE, COME ON. EW!
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MALIK! MALIK!
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SHH!
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BOY, IF YOU WAKE
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THEM BABIES--
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[BABIES CRYING]
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HE WOKE THE BABIES.
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MY BAD.
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IT WAS NICE SNUGGLING WITH
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YOU. AHEM.
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MALIK, DID YOU GET
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THE LETTER?
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WHAT LETTER?
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THE LETTER THE SCHOOL SENT
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OUT.
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I GRABBED MINE BEFORE MY PARENTS
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GOT TO IT.
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WELL, WHAT DID IT SAY?
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READ IT.
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A SYPHILIS OUTBREAK?
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SHH! DON'T LET THEM HEAR YOU!
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SHH! SHH!
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W--WELL, HOW DID YOU GET
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SYPHILIS?
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WELL, SEE, I THINK IT WAS
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ASIA.
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I MEAN, THEY SAID SHE GAVE
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IT TO EVERYONE ELSE AT THE
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SCHOOL.
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THAT'S WHAT THE LETTER SAID --
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IT WAS AN OUTBREAK.
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MAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, MAN?
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I GUESS YOU JUST GOT
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TO MAN UP.
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I MEAN, I AM A MAN!
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A DEAD MAN.
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I WANT MY RACE-CAR BED BACK,
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MAN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR PARENTS.
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AH!
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NO, DON'T CALL MY PARENTS.
351
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NO!
352
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NO, NO, DON'T CALL MY PARENTS.
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I-I'LL TAKE THE PHONE CORD OUT.
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DON'T CALL MY PARENTS.
355
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DON'T CALL MY PARENTS, MAN.
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I MEAN...YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
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THEY'LL DO TO ME.
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THEY'LL DO BAD THINGS...VERY BAD
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THINGS.
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LOOK, ONE TIME I GOT THE
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MEASLES, AND MY DAD LOCKED ME UP
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IN THE TOOL SHED FOR, LIKE, A
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WEEK.
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I'M SCARED OF TOOL SHEDS, MAN.
365
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LOOK -- LOOK, YOU NEED TO
366
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CALM DOWN, OKAY?
367
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I CAN'T CALM DOWN, MAN!
368
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,033
DON'T CALL MY PARENTS, MAN!
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DON'T CALL MY PARENTS, MAN.
370
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:53,867
LOOK, NO.
371
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NO, NO, NO. CALM DOWN.
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YOU JUST NEED TO--CALM DOWN,
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MAN!
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CALM DOWN.
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JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY?
376
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:02,833
LOOK, WE CAN TALK TO MY
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PARENTS.
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00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,133
NO! DON'T TALK ABOUT PARENTS.
379
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YOUR PARENTS GONNA TALK
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TO MY PARENTS.
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THEY GONNA FIGURE OUT THAT I
382
00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:09,700
HAVE SYPHILIS, MAN.
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DON'T DO THAT.
384
00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:11,600
THAT'S A NO-NO, MAN.
385
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,967
DON'T...DON'T TALK TO YOUR
386
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PARENTS.
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IT'S OKAY.
388
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,500
WHEN I TALK TO THEM, I'LL LEAVE
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YOUR NAME OUT OF IT.
390
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:16,733
OKAY?
391
00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:17,767
AND I'LL SEE HOW MUCH I CAN
392
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:18,800
HELP YOU WITH THIS, OKAY?
393
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ALL RIGHT.
394
00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:22,333
DAD, UH, I REALLY NEED TO
395
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TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
396
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:24,600
WHAT'S GOING ON?
397
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I GOT TO GO.
398
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,067
I GOT TO START THE ROAST.
399
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,400
SO WHAT'S UP?
400
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,933
WELL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND, AND
401
00:11:34,933 --> 00:11:37,300
WHAT HE DID CAN GET HIM INTO A
402
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,633
LOT OF TROUBLE.
403
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,133
A FRIEND, HUH?
404
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,767
YES, A FRIEND.
405
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,133
COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN.
406
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:47,300
THIS SAME FRIEND IS SO SCARED
407
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,233
OF WHAT HE DID, HE WON'T EVEN
408
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,333
TELL HIS OWN PARENTS.
409
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,967
UH, A FRIEND?
410
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,267
A FRIEND.
411
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:57,933
I THINK YOUR FRIEND SHOULD
412
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,667
TELL ME--I MEAN, HIS FATHER--
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00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,200
WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
414
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,067
I'M GETTING THE FEELING THAT
415
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,467
YOU THINK THAT...MY FRIEND
416
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:09,367
IS ME.
417
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:12,067
THAT'S THE RIGHT FEELING.
418
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:15,100
THIS FRIEND, HE REALLY IS A
419
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,167
FRIEND.
420
00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,500
UH-HUH.
421
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,767
AND WHAT HE DID IS
422
00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:22,067
ENDANGERING HIS HEALTH.
423
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,067
WHAT SHOULD HE DO?
424
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,733
WHAT IS THE THING, MALIK?
425
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,067
WHAT THE HELL?
426
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:40,233
MOVE AWAY FROM THE BOY.
427
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:44,267
DON'T LOOK BACK.
428
00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:45,167
TAKE THAT.
429
00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:47,133
I NEED YOU TO RUN ACROSS THE
430
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,267
STREET TO THE FIREHOUSE AND GET
431
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:52,167
THE HAZMAT SUITS.
432
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,533
AND YOU DON'T TOUCH NOTHING.
433
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:59,800
READ IT!
434
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,300
THERE'S A SYPHILIS OUTBREAK
435
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,333
AT YOUR SCHOOL?
436
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,633
YES.
437
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,300
EVERYBODY GOT IT!
438
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,467
YOU GOT TO MOVE.
439
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:14,233
MALIK, YOU BEEN HAVING SEX?
440
00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:17,067
DAD, I PROMISE YOU I HAVEN'T
441
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,533
BEEN HAVING SEX.
442
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,367
IS THIS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
443
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,733
TRYING TO TELL ME?
444
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:22,467
YES.
445
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:24,700
I'M GONNA CALL YOUR SCHOOL.
446
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,433
UNCLE! UNCLE CURTIS,
447
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:27,967
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
448
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:28,600
THE CLOSET!
449
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,367
GET TO THE CLOSET.
450
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,100
UNCLE CURTIS!
451
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:30,967
GET TO THE CLOSET.
452
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,067
LOOK, STOP, UNCLE CURTIS.
453
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:32,967
AND HUSH UP!
454
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,067
DON'T SAY NOTHING.
455
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,067
GET IN THE CLOSET.
456
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,467
UNCLE CURTIS...
457
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,833
YOU REALLY WANT--
458
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,200
IN THE CL--AND DON'T TOUCH MY
459
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,067
CLOTHES.
460
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,333
AH! I TOUCHED THE DOOR!
461
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,600
I TOUCHED THE DOOR.
462
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,067
UNCLE CURTIS, WHEN CAN
463
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,767
I COME OUT?
464
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,433
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE SYPHILIS.
465
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,367
DID YOU TOUCH HIM?
466
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,167
HUH?
467
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,933
DID YOU TOUCH HIM?
468
00:13:56,933 --> 00:13:58,533
DID YOU TOUCH HIM?!
469
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,667
HEY, BABY, IT'S ME AGAIN.
470
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,833
THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME I'VE
471
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,967
CALLED YOU, AND I'M KIND OF
472
00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,100
MISSING YOU.
473
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,667
CALVIN! WOULD YOU STOP BEING
474
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,800
A WUSS?
475
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,833
YOU TALK TO HER.
476
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,433
TELL HER GET HER BUTT HOME.
477
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,133
YEAH. GET YOUR BUTT HOME.
478
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:13,767
OKAY.
479
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,433
HEY, HEY, LOOK HERE, WHERE YOU
480
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:15,833
AT?
481
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,067
I CALLED YOU 5 TIMES.
482
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,167
ANSWER YOUR PHONE.
483
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,600
WHY YOU AIN'T ANSWERING YOUR
484
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,233
PHONE?
485
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:22,133
WHY YOU AIN'T ANSWERING YOUR
486
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:22,833
PHONE?
487
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:23,633
YEAH.
488
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:25,767
I GOT YOU WHEN YOU COME HOME.
489
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:26,867
UH. LIKE THAT?
490
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:27,667
YEAH.
491
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,767
THAT'S HOW YOU HANDLE THAT, SON.
492
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,833
SHE GOT ME SO STRESSED OUT.
493
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,500
CURTIS, SOMEHOW I THINK THIS
494
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,400
IS YOUR FAULT.
495
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,933
WHO YOU TALKING TO, WOMAN?
496
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,333
WHO YOU TALKING TO, HUH?
497
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,600
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
498
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,367
COME HERE.
499
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:39,900
WHAT?
500
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,733
COME HERE.
501
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:41,300
WHAT?
502
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,833
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
503
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,833
CALVIN, WHY ARE YOUR CLOTHES ALL
504
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,200
AROUND EVERY PLACE?
505
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,300
BECAUSE MIRANDA KICKED ME OUT
506
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,433
OF THE BEDROOM.
507
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,867
THIS IS MY ROOM NOW.
508
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,500
LOOK, SHE HASN'T CHECKED
509
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:52,933
IN.
510
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:53,733
IT'S LATE.
511
00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:56,767
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER.
512
00:14:56,767 --> 00:15:00,767
SHE STOOD ME UP.
513
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,300
BABY, HE'S ABOUT TO JUMP.
514
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,700
HE'S ABOUT TO JUMP. QUICK.
515
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,367
WELL, WE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR.
516
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:08,967
IT WON'T HURT THAT BAD.
517
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,533
OKAY, CALVIN, I'M WORRIED JUST
518
00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:11,633
AS MUCH AS YOU ARE ABOUT
519
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:14,067
MIRANDA, BUT LISTEN, YOU DID THE
520
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:16,467
SAME THING TO HER LAST NIGHT,
521
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,900
AND THIS IS JUST HOW SHE FELT.
522
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:19,967
NO, NO, NO, THAT WAS
523
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:20,567
DIFFERENT.
524
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:21,833
SHE WANTED ME TO CHECK IN.
525
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:22,633
I'M A GROWN MAN.
526
00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:23,467
THANK YOU.
527
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,067
I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD FINALLY
528
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:26,400
GET THAT HE A GROWN MAN.
529
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,900
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO CHECK IN.
530
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,067
HE DON'T CHECK IN.
531
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:29,967
HE A GROWN MAN.
532
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:30,567
SEE.
533
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,367
CURTIS, YOU DON'T CHECK IN?
534
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:33,267
HELL, NO.
535
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,267
CALVIN, YOUR DADDY CHECKS IN.
536
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,467
WHY YOU ALWAYS--
537
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,067
YOU CHECK IN.
538
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,233
HAVE A SEAT.
539
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,700
YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN, AND
540
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:44,200
THINGS ARE DIFFERENT, BABY,
541
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,300
WHEN YOU GET MARRIED.
542
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,533
YOU JUST--
543
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:48,967
[HUMMING]
544
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,167
WOMAN'S RIGHT THERE.
545
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MIRANDA, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
546
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,467
I CALLED YOU 5 TIMES.
547
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:56,133
HEY! OH, BABY, I WENT TO A
548
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BACHELORETTE PARTY, AND IT WAS
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OFF THE CHAIN.
550
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,333
TIME TO GO.
551
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,733
SO YOU COULDN'T CALL HOME?
552
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,200
OH, BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
553
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,300
AHH...MY PHONE WAS OFF.
554
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,700
COME ON, ELLA, LET'S GO.
555
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,067
[PHONE RINGS]
556
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,767
OH. OH, HOLD ON.
557
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,233
THAT'S MY PHONE.
558
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HEY, ROGER.
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00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,300
YES, I MADE IT HOME SAFE.
560
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,900
ALL RIGHT, TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
561
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,700
COME ON. LET'S GO.
562
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,767
BUT, CURTIS, WHO WAS SHE
563
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:22,300
TALKING TO?
564
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,267
DON'T MATTER WHO SHE WAS
565
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:24,500
TALKING TO.
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00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,767
[INDISTINCT]
567
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,067
UH, MIRANDA?
568
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:27,900
HMM?
569
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,567
JUST IN CASE I NEVER SEE YOU
570
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,167
AGAIN, LOVED YOU.
571
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,533
[DOOR CLOSES]
572
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:36,100
FIRST OF ALL, WHO IS ROGER?
573
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,500
IT'S SHORT FOR ROGERINA.
574
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,500
OKAY, LOOK, SECOND OF ALL,
575
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,833
I'M YOUR HUSBAND.
576
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,900
YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT ALL NIGHT
577
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,133
WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
578
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:49,267
LOOK, WE HAD DINNER PLANS...
579
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,600
AND YOU STOOD ME UP.
580
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,267
JUST LIKE I DID TO YOU.
581
00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:55,467
A-HA!
582
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:58,967
LOOK, BABY, OKAY, I HAVE ONE
583
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:01,633
MORE THING TO SAY.
584
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:03,067
YES?
585
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,967
I'M SORRY.
586
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,167
YOU PROMISE?
587
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,567
YES, I PROMISE.
588
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,533
GOOD.
589
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:13,067
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT.
590
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,100
YOU GET IT NOW?
591
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,933
YEAH, NOW I GET IT.
592
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:17,567
OKAY, BABY, WELL, I'M ABOUT
593
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,433
TO GO TO SLEEP.
594
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,233
AHH...
595
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,933
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
596
00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,633
YOU WORE THAT TO THE
597
00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:25,167
BACHELORETTE PARTY?
598
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:27,333
BABY, I WAS RIGHT DOWN THE
599
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,633
STREET AT THE 24-HOUR SUPER
600
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,333
SHOP.
601
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,167
GOTCHA.
602
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:37,933
HA HA! OH.
603
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,100
WELL, IF IT AIN'T THE
604
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,567
OUTBREAK MONKEYS.
605
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:43,633
WELL, HOW IS DUMB AND DUMBER?
606
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,333
STILL DUMB.
607
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,433
WE JUST CAME BACK FROM THE
608
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:46,933
CLINIC.
609
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,400
WHAT HAPPENED?
610
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,967
MALIK IS OKAY, BUT KEVIN HERE
611
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,500
HAD TO GET A SHOT.
612
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,767
TOLD YOU, DAD, I WASN'T
613
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:54,433
HAVING SEX.
614
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:55,333
I KNOW, I KNOW.
615
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,767
AND I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR THAT.
616
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,433
'CAUSE I'VE TOLD YOU TIME AND
617
00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:00,367
TIME AGAIN YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
618
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,133
HAVING SEX.
619
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,567
SEX DON'T MAKE YOU A MAN.
620
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,200
TO BE A MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BE
621
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,067
RESPONSIBLE.
622
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,733
YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT THE
623
00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:08,500
CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS.
624
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,267
NOW, THERE ARE TEENAGERS OUT
625
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:11,733
THERE EVERY DAY CATCHING
626
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:13,333
DISEASES AND DYING 'CAUSE
627
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,100
THEY'RE MAKING BAD DECISIONS.
628
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,467
NOW, Y'ALL ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE
629
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:19,933
HAVING SEX ANYWAY.
630
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,433
IT AIN'T THAT GOOD.
631
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,900
ASK YOUR UNCLE CURTIS.
632
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,533
WHAT AIN'T THAT GOOD?
633
00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:25,233
SEX.
634
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,400
WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY IT AIN'T
635
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,767
THAT--IT AIN'T GOOD.
636
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,900
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING
637
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,767
ME, UNCLE.
638
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,600
BUT I'M SAYING, WAIT TILL
639
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,633
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, SEE WHAT
640
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:36,533
I'M SAYING?
641
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,933
WAIT TILL YOU'RE--
642
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,333
YOU CAN'T BE 15 YEARS OLD,
643
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,800
14 YEARS OLD, RUNNING AROUND
644
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,200
THINKING ABOUT BOOTY ALL THE
645
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:42,600
TIME.
646
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,500
LIFE'S NOT JUST ABOUT BOOTY.
647
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,967
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I THOUGHT
648
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:48,967
ABOUT OTHER THINGS.
649
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,067
I THOUGHT ABOUT...
650
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,100
FOOD.
651
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,300
JUST DON'T RUN AROUND
652
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,867
THINKING ABOUT THAT ALL THE
653
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:56,633
TIME.
654
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:58,233
NO MORE BOOTY.
655
00:18:58,233 --> 00:18:59,267
SAY IT WITH ME.
656
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:00,500
NO MORE BOOTY.
657
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,367
NO MORE BOOTY.
658
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,633
IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU.
659
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:03,867
SHOULD HAVE HEARD HIM
660
00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:05,233
HOLLERING WHEN THEY STUCK THAT
661
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:05,967
SHOT IN HIM.
662
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,333
WHERE'D THEY STICK HIM?
663
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,233
IN HIS BOOTY.
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