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I CAN'T WAIT TILL ME AND
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CALVIN ARE PREGNANT.
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All: OH, YES, YOU CAN.
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OKAY, EVERYTHING'S SET UP FOR
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THE REHEARSAL.
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OH, AND I PUT ROSE PETALS ALL
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AROUND YOUR CHAIR, BABY.
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OH, YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND
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IN THE WORLD.
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ACTUALLY, MIRANDA, YOU WILL
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HAVE THE SECOND-BEST HUSBAND IN
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THE WORLD.
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OH. THANK YOU, BABY.
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GIVE ME SOME. MWAH.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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YEAH, GO ON, TELL THEM, BABY.
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BABY, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST
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HELP C.J. PUT AWAY THOSE
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GROCERIES?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU KNOW I'M JUST KIDDING.
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YOU ARE THE BEST.
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I KNOW I AM!
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HUH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT, WHO ELSE THE BEST
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HUSBAND?
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WHO ELSE THE BEST HUSBAND?
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DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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I'M DIVORCED.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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WAIT, HOW MUCH ALL THIS FOOD
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COST?
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COME ON, CURTIS, WE AGREED TO
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SPLIT THE COST, YOU KNOW, FOR
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THE REHEARSAL DINNER AND THE
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WEDDING.
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MIRANDA IS MY BABY GIRL, AND
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MONEY IS NO OBJECT.
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WELL, MY OBJECT IS TO KEEP MY
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MONEY.
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COME ON, POPS.
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STOP COMPLAINING.
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THE DINNER IS GONNA BE FINE.
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MATTER OF FACT, I WANT YOU TO
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GIVE A SPEECH.
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YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR WHAT
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I HAVE TO SAY.
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HIT ME AGAIN.
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OH, COME ON. TRY IT FOR US.
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SHE DON'T KNOW.
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SHE DON'T...
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OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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CURTIS.
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NO, LET ME DO THIS.
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WEDDING CAKE -- $600.
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FLOWERS -- $1,000.
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PHOTOGRAPHER -- $3,000.
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NOT TELLING YOU ALL AND THE
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WEDDING AND THE BILLS TO GO TO
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HELL...
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PRICELESS.
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**
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[ HORN HONKING, SIREN WAILING ]
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NOW, WITH ALL THAT I HAVE
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SHOWN YOU ABOUT COOKING, YOU CAN
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BRIBE A MAN WITH SOME FOOD.
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WHENEVER I WANT CURTIS TO DO
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ANYTHING FOR ME, I JUST SMOTHER
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HIM A PORK CHOP.
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MM-HMM.
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OH, YEAH.
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WHEN YOU HEAT THINGS UP IN THE
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KITCHEN, YOU CAN HEAT THINGS UP
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ELSEWHERE.
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MMM!
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OKAY, SANDRA, SANDRA.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST DO THAT.
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU WANT HIM TO COOK EVERY
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ONCE IN A WHILE.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND WHATSONEVER YOU DO, DON'T
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EVER COOK.
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EVEN IF SHE THREATENS TO
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LEAVE YOU.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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I-IS IT THAT SERIOUS?
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All: YES.
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BUT CAN'T I JUST COOK HER,
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LIKE, SOME BREAKFAST?
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NO. NO.
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'CAUSE ONCE YOU COOK THE FIRST
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TIME, SHE'S GONNA EXPECT YOU TO
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COOK ALL THE TIME.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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WHEN SHE CUTS THAT STOVE ON, YOU
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ACT LIKE A CAVEMAN, LIKE IT'S
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THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER SEEN
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FIRE.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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[ Deep voice ] WHAT Y'ALL
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DOING?
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[ Normal voice ] CURTIS, LISTEN.
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LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GO
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TO THE STORE, OKAY?
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[ Deep voice ] OKAY.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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OH, AND NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU
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ARE WRONG.
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RIGHT, AND I'M SPEAKING TO
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YOU AS YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
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ATTORNEY.
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YOU'RE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN
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GUILTY.
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YES, ONCE YOU ADMIT YOU'RE
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WRONG, YOU LOSE YOUR POWER.
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OKAY, BUT WHAT IF I REALLY AM
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WRONG?
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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EVEN IF YOU ARE WRONG, YOU
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STILL ARE RIGHT.
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YEP.
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HMM.
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THIS IS REALLY CONFUSING.
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OH, PLEASE.
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YES? WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I'M JUST GOING TO GET A
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COUPLE OF BEERS FOR THE FELLAS.
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OH, BABY, THERE'S NO BEER
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HERE.
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WHY NOT?
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I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME.
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CURTIS, YOU -- YOU DID NOT
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TELL ME TO GET ANY BEER.
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YES, I DID, BABY.
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WHEN YOU WENT TO THE STORE, I
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TOLD YOU TO PICK UP SOME BEER.
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CURTIS, DID YOU GIVE ME MONEY
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FOR BEER?
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YES.
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OKAY, IF YOU GAVE ME MONEY
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FOR BEER, WHY IS THERE NO BEER
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HERE?
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OKAY, YOU RIGHT.
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I FORGOT TO GET THAT BEER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
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IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE
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THING, REMEMBER THIS.
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EVEN WHEN SHE'S WRONG...
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Both: SHE'S RIGHT.
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ALL THE TIME?
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Both: IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP AT
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NIGHT, ALL THE TIME.
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WELL, MY WEDDING IS GOING TO
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BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
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NOTHING IS GOING TO GO WRONG.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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BABY, WE ARE THE PAYNES.
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IT'S NEVER PERFECT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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LISTEN, CURTIS WAS ALMOST --
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WHAT? -- THREE HOURS LATE FOR
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OUR WEDDING.
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YES, HE WAS, AND THE ORGANIST
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JUST CHANGED OUR WEDDING SONG TO
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"AT LAST."
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Both: ETTA JAMES.
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ETTA JAMES.
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ETTA JAMES.
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OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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C.J. -- C.J. AND I HAD AN
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APPOINTMENT TO GET MARRIED AT
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CITY HALL.
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I TRIED TO GIVE HIM DIRECTIONS.
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DID HE LISTEN?
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NO.
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NO. WE END UP AT THE D.M.V.
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I GOT MY LICENSE RENEWED, BUT WE
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HAD TO WAIT A WHOLE NOTHER WEEK
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TO GET MARRIED.
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OOH, THAT'S NOTHING.
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RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY
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CEREMONY, SOMEONE STARTS TO BOO.
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BOO?
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BOO, BOO.
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LIKE "BOO, BOO" AND HISSING AND
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"BOO" AND HISSING.
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UNH-UNH.
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OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I TRIED
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TO IGNORE IT, YOU KNOW.
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I'M STANDING THERE AT THE ALTAR.
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I'M LOOKING FIERCE!
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GORGEOUS!
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AH! YOUR DAD --
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YOUR DAD WAS SO HANDSOME.
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OH, MY GOD.
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AND, YOU KNOW, I FINALLY
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COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, SO I
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TURNED AROUND AND TOLD JEFFREY'S
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MOTHER TO SHUT UP!
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THAT WAS NOT HIS--
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IT WAS GRANDMA?
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I HISSED AT HER.
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YOU DO RIGHT BY ME.
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I'VE GOT MY EYES ON YOU.
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SO, UH, DANA, BABY, YOU COME
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HERE OFTEN?
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I WORK HERE.
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OH, WORK. THAT'S COOL.
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THAT'S COOL.
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SO, UH, HOW THAT WORKING OUT FOR
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YOU, BABY?
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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,
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HUH, CAL?
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HATE TO SEE YOU GO, PLAYER, BUT
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I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PARTY ON
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AT YOUR RECEPTION.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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YOU GOT INVITED TO THE
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RECEPTION?
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'CAUSE MY INVITATION SAID
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"WEDDING ONLY."
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YEAH. ME, TOO.
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SAME HERE.
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OKAY. LOOK, GUYS.
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I CAN EXPLAIN.
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I WANTED TO INVITE ALL OF YOU,
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BUT WE'RE A LITTLE TIGHT ON
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SPACE.
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AND MONEY.
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AND THAT'S WHY I ONLY INVITED
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MY BOY DELANTE.
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THAT IS SO BOOTLEG.
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HOW YOU GONNA INVITE PEOPLE TO
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THE WEDDING AND NOT THE
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RECEPTION?
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THAT'S LIKE TAKING SOMEBODY TO A
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GAME AND KICKING THEM OUT AT
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HALFTIME.
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AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
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MY FLIRT ON?
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HOW THEY GONNA FOCUS ON ME WHEN
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THEY FOCUSING ON THE BRIDE?
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THAT AIN'T NEVER STOPPED YOU
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BEFORE.
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LOOK, YOU ALL CAN COME TO THE
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RECEPTION.
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OUCH!
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THANK YOU.
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THE HELL THEY CAN!
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JEFFREY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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I ALREADY DID A HEAD COUNT, AND
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WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH HEADS,
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THANK YOU.
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LOOK, POPS, I'LL PAY FOR THE
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EXTRA PEOPLE.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA-PEOPLE
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MONEY?
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NO.
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DIDN'T THINK SO.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU NEED TO
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START A FIGHT WITH A COUPLE OF
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YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY DON'T SHOW
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UP.
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AND THEN WE'LL HAVE MUSIC AS
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THE WEDDING PARTY PROCEEDS DOWN
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THE AISLE.
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OKAY.
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AS THE WEDDING PARTY PROCEEDS
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DOWN THE AISLE?
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WOULD Y'ALL COME ON?!
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SO THEN, UH, I HAD ALMOST
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DIED IN THE FIRE, BUT, SEE, MY
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UNCLE -- MY UNCLE HAD FOUND ME,
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AND I COULD HAVE SAVED MYSELF,
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BUT I WAS UNCONSCIOUS.
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I KIND OF -- YOU KNOW,
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EVERYTHING WAS COOL, BUT, UH...
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OUCH!
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NICE TALKING TO YOU.
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ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT'S ALL
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I GOT TO DO TO BE REHEARSING,
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BE SITTING DOWN?
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I COULD HAVE DONE THIS WATCHING
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THE GAME.
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CURTIS, PLEASE JUST BE QUIET.
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AND, UM, C.J. AND JULIE ARE
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GONNA BE FOLLOWED BY THE FLOWER
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GIRL AND THE RING BEARER.
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OH, MIRANDA'S NEPHEW IS SICK
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WITH THE CHICKEN POX.
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SO MALIK HAS TO FILL IN FOR HIM.
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[ GROANS ]
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I FEEL RIDICULOUS.
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YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS, TOO.
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I'M TOO OLD TO BE A RING
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BEARER.
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AND WHEN MIRANDA AND HER
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FATHER REACH THE TOP OF THE
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AISLE, THEN WE'LL HAVE EVERYONE
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TO STAND, AND YOU TWO WILL COME
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TOWARD ME, AND EVERYONE WILL
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STAND.
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OH!
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CURTIS, STAND UP.
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IT'S PRACTICE.
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WE GOT TO STAND UP FOR
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REHEARSAL?
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AND THEN I'LL ASK, "WHO
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GIVETH THIS WOMAN TO BE MARRIED
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TO THIS MAN," AND YOU'LL ANSWER,
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"I DO," AND -- YOU'LL ANSWER, "I
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DO."
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I DO.
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AND THEN YOU'LL JOIN YOUR
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WIFE.
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WHO?
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YOUR WIFE.
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OKAY?
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UH, PASTOR, CAN WE SIT DOWN
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NOW?
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YES, PLEASE.
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YOU CAN BE SEATED.
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HE SAID WE CAN SIT.
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AND MIRANDA AND CALVIN, I'LL
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HAVE YOU FACE EACH OTHER, AND
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THEN I'LL -- I'LL BEGIN THE
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MARRIAGE VOWS.
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I'LL SAY, "MIRANDA LUCAS, DO YOU
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TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR LAW--"
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OH!
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BABY? MIRANDA?
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CURTIS.
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I GUESS THAT'S A NO.
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SHE FAINTED AT THE REHEARSAL
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BEFORE SAYING, "I DO."
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NOW, YOU KNOW THAT CAN'T BE
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GOOD.
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C.J., SHUT UP.
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MR. LUCAS, IS SHE GONNA BE ALL
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RIGHT?
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CALVIN, JUST GIVE HER SOME
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AIR.
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BABY, YOU OKAY SITTING UP?
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YEAH, YEAH. I THINK I'M OKAY.
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I'M GOOD.
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OKAY, MIRANDA, BABY, WHEN WAS
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THE LAST TIME YOU ATE SOMETHING?
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I GUESS I FORGOT TO EAT.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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FORGOT TO EAT?
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I AIN'T NEVER FORGOT TO EAT.
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All: WE KNOW.
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OKAY, JUST AS A PRECAUTION,
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I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE
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HOSPITAL.
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COME ON.
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YEAH, I'M GOING WITH YOU.
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WAIT, BABY. NO, NO.
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YOU NEED TO STAY HERE FOR THE
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REST OF THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
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OKAY, PLEASE?
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NO, BABY, I NEED TO BE WITH
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YOU -- COME ON.
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LOOK, UH, MAY I HAVE YOUR
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ATTENTION, PLEASE?
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THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT, BUT
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THE DINNER IS CANCELED.
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WHAT?! NO, IT'S NOT!
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THE DINNER'S NOT CANCELED!
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I DONE SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY ON
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THIS FOOD!
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NOW, EVERYBODY GET IN THE
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HOUSE, COME ON AND EAT, AND
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ENJOY IT!
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ELLA, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO
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IT.
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PASTOR, JUST KEEP PRAYING FOR
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ME, OKAY?
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WHERE THE FOOD AT?
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WAIT, WAIT.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD IT.
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KIKI, THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY.
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LET ME TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY.
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[ WHISPERING ]
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OKAY, CALM DOWN.
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YOU CAN HAVE DINNER, BUT NO
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CAKE.
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[ WHISPERING ]
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OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE CAKE.
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THAT'S MY GIRL.
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YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THE CAKE.
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I SEE SOMETHING SWEET OVER HERE.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD, SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR
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A LIVING?
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OH, I'M -- I'M A PASTOR.
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PASS WHAT?
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I'M -- I'M A PASTOR.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA PASS.
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THEY WILL FLEE.
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WON'T THEY, PASTOR?
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YEAH, IF YOU REBUKE THEM.
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EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR
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ATTENTION, PLEASE?
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CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
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I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.
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OH.
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MALIK, GET YOUR CAMERA.
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CALVIN IS LIKE A -- LIKE A
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BROTHER TO ME.
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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LET ME GET ME SOMETHING TO
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DRINK.
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
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DAD, IT'S JUST SODA.
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OH, OKAY. OKAY.
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OKAY, GO AHEAD.
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WELL, ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS
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SAYING...CALVIN IS LIKE -- LIKE
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A BROTHER TO ME.
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IF I WERE GONNA PICK THE PERFECT
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WOMAN FOR CALVIN, EVEN THOUGH
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HE'S NOT HERE, I WOULD PICK
432
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MIRANDA.
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00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,300
AND, MIRANDA, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S
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NOT HERE...
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UH, I WISH YOU TWO WONDERFUL,
436
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WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER MANY,
437
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,400
MANY YEARS TO COME.
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All: HEAR, HEAR!
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HEAR, HEAR.
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00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:53,933
I'M NEXT.
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I'M NEXT. I'M NEXT. I'M NEXT.
442
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,433
OKAY, I'M FORTUNATE IN THAT I'M
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NOT LOSING MY BABY -- THANK
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YOU -- EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT
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HERE, BUT I AM GAINING A
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DAUGHTER, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT
447
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HERE.
448
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,400
BUT I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT
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TO THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL COMING
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OUT AND SHARING IN THIS MOMENT
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OF TIME WITH US.
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PASTOR RICHARDS, THANK YOU SO
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MUCH.
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AND, OH, CALVIN, MIRANDA, GOD
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BLESS YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE
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NOT HERE.
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All: HEAR, HEAR!
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HEAR, HEAR.
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MY TURN, MY TURN, MY TURN.
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UH, FIRST, I WANT TO SAY, WE
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APPRECIATE EVERYBODY COMING ON
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00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,433
THIS WONDERFUL OCCASION --
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EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU,
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PASTOR RICHARDS.
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WE'RE SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE
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TO REPRESENT GOD.
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YOU AND ELLA.
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SO... WE MEET OUR QUOTA.
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OKAY, AND, UH, LIKE THE GOOD
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BOOK SAY...
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WHAT IT SAY?
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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DON'T ASK HIM THAT.
474
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,067
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA ASK ME
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THAT.
476
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,767
IT SAY, UH, SEND THE CHILD OFF
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INTO THE WILDERNESS FOR 40 DAYS.
478
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,067
AND IF HE SEE HIS SHADOW --
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CURTIS.
480
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,700
...UH, IT WILL BE WINTER FOR
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TWO MORE MONTHS.
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CURTIS.
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00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,433
AMEN.
484
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,933
ANYWAY, AND, UH, LOOK.
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00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,667
I BOUGHT EVERYTHING HERE.
486
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,300
I PAID -- I PAID HALF FOR IT.
487
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,900
SO DRINK UP, 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL
488
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,733
YOU'RE GETTING.
489
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,900
AND, UH, JOY AND HAPPINESS TO
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CALVIN, MIRANDA, BLAH, BLAH,
491
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,433
BLAH.
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00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,067
EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT HERE.
493
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,367
HEAR, HEAR.
494
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:39,067
HEAR, HEAR -- HEY!
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I-I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
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00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,700
EXCUSE ME.
497
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,767
HEAR, HEAR.
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HI. I'M FLOYD.
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All: HEY, FLOYD.
500
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THIS IS JUST LIKE AT MY
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MEETINGS.
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00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,933
NICE.
503
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,633
ANYWAY, I'M THE OWNER OF
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IN THE CUT BARBERSHOP -- HEY --
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AND I TAUGHT CALVIN EVERYTHING
506
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:07,067
HE KNOW ABOUT BARBERING, BUT
507
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,333
OBVIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH ABOUT
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FRIENDSHIP, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T
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00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:14,400
EVEN INVITE ME TO THE RECEPTION
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00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,067
OR TO THE DINNER.
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00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:25,067
WHY THE HATE, CALVIN? WHY?
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FLOYD.
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00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,667
FLOYD, NO HATE, NO HATE.
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00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,167
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL TOAST.
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00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:33,200
ARE WE HAVING TOAST?
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00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,200
OH!
517
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,567
NO, THAT WASN'T MY TOAST.
518
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,067
THAT WASN'T MY TOAST.
519
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:40,067
HEY, I WANT TO TOAST TO THE --
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00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,300
TO THE DIDE AND THE
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GROOM-BADOOM.
522
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,567
FLOYD, THE BRIDE AND THE
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GROOM ARE NOT HERE.
524
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:52,700
WHAT?! WHAT?!
525
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:55,067
MIRANDA DONE LEFT HIM ALREADY?!
526
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,067
OH!
527
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,433
[ SOBBING ]
528
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,467
WELL, HERE'S TO -- THE LOVE
529
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:03,900
AND -- AND EAT, DRINK, AND BE
530
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,767
MERRY.
531
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,633
J. BLIGE.
532
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,967
[ CHUCKLES ]
533
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,800
MY HOUSE IS SU CASA.
534
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,267
UH, FLOYD?
535
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,100
YES?
536
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,467
THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE.
537
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,167
IT'S NOT? WHEW.
538
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,100
I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID SOMETHING,
539
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,933
'CAUSE, BROTHER, I'M ABOUT TO BE
540
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,067
SICK.
541
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,067
CURTIS.
542
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,667
GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM.
543
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,167
GET HIM. GET HIM.
544
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,467
CURTIS, TAKE HIM TO THE BACK!
545
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,067
CURTIS! GET HIM!
546
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,767
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
547
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:38,167
HE'S IN THE COUCH! FLOYD!
548
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,733
CURTIS!
549
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,967
COME ON, NOW.
550
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,133
[ SIGHS ]
551
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,433
[ SIGHS ]
552
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:48,433
SOMEHOW, THAT WAITING ROOM
553
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,800
WAS SO DRAINING.
554
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,567
YEAH, YOU'D THINK MY BEING A
555
00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:52,633
DOCTOR WOULD HAVE SPED THINGS
556
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:55,333
UP, BUT WE SAT SO LONG, I HAD TO
557
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,533
END UP TREATING TWO PEOPLE
558
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,600
MYSELF.
559
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600
YOU KNOW WHAT?
560
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,667
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET BACK TO
561
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,467
THE HOTEL?
562
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,800
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MIRANDA.
563
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.
564
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,567
OKAY, BABY. GIVE MAMA A KISS.
565
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,433
I LOVE YOU. FEEL BETTER, BABY.
566
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:08,400
BYE, CALVIN.
567
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,533
ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.
568
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,267
OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, BABY.
569
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,300
OH, GOOD NIGHT.
570
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,667
UNH-UNH-UNH.
571
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,067
I WAS TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER.
572
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,067
OH.
573
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:18,833
MWAH.
574
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,833
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
575
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,667
[ SIGHS ]
576
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,667
BOY.
577
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,167
PASTOR RICHARDS, I JUST WANT
578
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,633
TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
579
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,733
BY.
580
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,500
HI, BABY. HOW ARE YOU?
581
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,400
PASTOR, COME ON IN.
582
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,733
HAVE A SEAT.
583
00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:36,600
OH, ARE YOU BETTER?
584
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,933
I FEEL BETTER.
585
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,267
CALVIN TOOK REALLY GREAT CARE OF
586
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,333
ME.
587
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,733
I CANNOT WAIT TO MARRY THIS MAN
588
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:42,933
TOMORROW.
589
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:44,300
YOU SEE?
590
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,133
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT -- PEOPLE
591
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,767
STAYING TOGETHER IN SICKNESS AND
592
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,933
IN HEALTH.
593
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,600
PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
594
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,133
PEOPLE DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT
595
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,433
ANYMORE.
596
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,333
BUT CALVIN AND MIRANDA, THIS IS
597
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,067
FOR YOU.
598
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,900
* I STILL BELIEVE IN MARRIAGES
599
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,200
MADE IN HEAVEN *
600
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,100
* AND THAT LOVE WILL CONQUER
601
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,467
ALL *
602
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,767
* I'VE BEEN HURT BUT NOT
603
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:11,367
DECEIVED *
604
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,900
* REGARDLESS TO WHATEVER
605
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:16,667
HAPPENS, I STILL BELIEVE *
606
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,100
* REMEMBER, FAITH THE SIZE OF A
607
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,800
MUSTARD SEED *
608
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,767
* HAS THE POTENTIAL OF ENDLESS
609
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,600
POSSIBILITIES *
610
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,300
* AND IF YOU'LL JUST KEEP THE
611
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,533
FAITH *
612
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,700
* THE PROMISE OF A BETTER DAY IS
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00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,933
GUARANTEED *
614
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,267
* I STILL BELIEVE *
615
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:35,800
* IN WATERFALLS AND SUNSETS *
616
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,133
* AND THAT DREAMS REALLY DO COME
617
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,967
TRUE *
618
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,667
* HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL IN THOSE
619
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,800
WHO SUCCEED *
620
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,200
* AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
621
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,967
I WANT YOU TO KNOW *
622
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,933
* STILL BELIEVE *
623
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:53,800
* YEAH *
624
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,067
* STILL BELIEVE *
625
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,733
THANKS.
626
00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:01,167
WHOO!
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