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FRONT.
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I WANT MY BACHELOR PARTY
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TO BE HUGE.
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MAN, IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW HUGE
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THE PARTY IS.
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IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE
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FUN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, HEY, I'M TRYING TO HAVE
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A LOT OF FUN.
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LOOK.
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CHEAP AND SMALL CAN BE FUN.
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NOW, FOR C.J.'s BACHELOR PARTY,
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WE DROVE ALL THE WAY TO VEGAS,
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SPENT ALL THAT MONEY, AND THE
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MARRIAGE STILL WENT UP IN
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SMOKE...
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LITERALLY.
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I SAY WE KEEP YOUR PARTY NICE
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AND SIMPLE.
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WELL, HEY, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE
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IT AT THE HOUSE?
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STUPID, YOU DON'T HAVE IT AT
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THE HOUSE.
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GO HAVE IT AT THE BARBER SHOP.
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THE BARBER SHOP? HMM.
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I GOT TO CLEAR THAT WITH FLOYD.
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CALVIN, THERE'S GONNA BE
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STRIPPERS THERE.
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FLOYD WOULD NOT MIND.
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HEY, HEY, SINCE I'M YOUR BEST
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MAN, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HANDLE
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THE STRIPPERS?
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NO OFFENSE, C.J., BUT YOU
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BEEN OUT THE GAME TOO LONG.
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I'LL HAVE POOKIE AND PEANUT
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HANDLE THAT.
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I'LL TALK TO THEM.
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OH...HELL, NO.
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YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
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POOKIE AND PEANUT IS A RECIPE
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FOR DISASTER.
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TRUST ME, THE STRIPPERS WILL
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BE ALL GOOD.
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WELL, I HOPE SO BECAUSE I'M A
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MARRIED MAN, AND BACHELOR PARTY
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IS THE ONLY EXCUSE I HAVE TO
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SEE A STRIPPER.
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WE'RE FORGETTING ONE THING.
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WHAT? I GOT THE STRIPPERS.
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WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED?
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AUNT ELLA.
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WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU ELLA
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WAS A STRIPPER?
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UGH, WHY WOULD MY MOM WANT TO
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BE AT MY BACHELOR PARTY?
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LOT OF THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW
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ABOUT YOUR MAMA.
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WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT I'M
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SAYING IS, AUNT ELLA'S NOT GONNA
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LET US HAVE STRIPPERS.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE
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STRIPPERS.
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FLOYD IS HAVING STRIPPERS.
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WE'RE JUST DROPPING BY.
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WELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THE
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STRIPPERS?
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OH, YEAH.
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THEY'RE POOKIE AND PEANUT'S
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SISTERS --
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DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS.
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SOUNDS YUMMY.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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DO THEY LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THEM,
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POOKIE AND PEANUT?
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OH, TRUST ME, THEY DON'T.
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YOU GOT PICTURES?
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OH, YEAH, I GOT PICTURES...
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NAKED.
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OH?
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BABY, WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH
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ANYMORE.
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IT'S LIKE WE DON'T SPEND TIME.
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IT'S JUST, LIKE, YOU DO YOUR
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THING, I'M DOING MY THING.
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WE'RE DOING IT.
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WE'RE NEVER TOGETHER NO MORE.
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OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
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THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
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OKAY, CURTIS, WHAT IS IT, HMM?
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OKAY.
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OUT, OUT, OUT.
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UH, MATTER OF FACT, ME AND THE
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FELLAS WAS TALKING.
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WELL, C.J. AND CALVIN WAS
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TALKING.
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I JUST HAPPENED TO BE THERE.
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I WAS LISTENING TO WHAT THEY
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WERE SAYING, AND I HEARD C.J.
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SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW IT'D
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REALLY BE COOL IF THEY DID
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CELEBRATE CALVIN'S NUPTIALS, IF
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THEY HAD, LIKE, A CELEBRATION
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FOR THAT.
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I SAID, "WELL, IT MIGHT BE
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OKAY."
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CURTIS, SO YOU ALL WANT TO
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HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY, YES?
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NO, NO, NOT A BACHELOR PARTY.
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OH, OH, NO, MA'AM.
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THEN WHAT?
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IT'S LIKE A TEA PARTY BUT
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JUST WITHOUT THE TEA.
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OKAY, LISTEN.
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I REALLY DO NOT AGREE WITH IT,
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BUT I KNOW IT'S TRADITION, AND,
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CALVIN BEING YOUR ONLY SON,
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I GUESS --
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HE IS?
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HE IS, WHAT?
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YES, HE IS YOUR ONLY SON.
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HE'S THE ONLY ONE I HAD.
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OH, THE ONLY ONE YOU HAD.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, CURTIS, LISTEN.
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HAVE YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.
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I JUST DO NOT WANT ABSOLUTELY NO
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STRIPPERS IN THIS HOUSE, CURTIS.
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NONE.
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NO STRIPPERS?
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NOT ONE.
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WHAT -- BUT, BABY, WHAT --
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SAY NO STRIPPER?
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DON'T THE BIBLE SAY,
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"CLOTHE THE NAKED"?
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I'M JUST SAYING IF A STRIPPER
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CAME IN, LIKE, IF ONE JUST CAME
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IN, IF IT WAS RAINING OUTSIDE
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AND THEY HAPPEN TO COME INSIDE
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TO A DIFFERENT KIND OF RAIN,
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AND -- I CAN'T LEAVE THEM NAKED
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BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT
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HER, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "NOBODY
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LOOK AT THE NAKED -- " IF THEY
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DID LOOK AT HER.
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SO, I'D COVER THEM UP?
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NO.
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WELL, I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THEM
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NAKED!
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I CAN'T DO THAT!
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I'M MARRIED TO A CHRISTIAN!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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TO TELL YOU.
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DIDN'T DAVID DANCE ALL HIS
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CLOTHES OFF IN THE RAIN?
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CURTIS, DON'T USE DAVID.
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DAVID WAS PRAISING GOD.
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HE PRAISED GOD OUT OF HIS
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CLOTHES, YES, BUT HE DIDN'T--
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HE WAS A PRAISE DANCER.
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HE DIDN'T STRIP.
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HE WAS A PRAISE DANCER.
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OKAY.
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WHAT IF THEY PRAISE DANCERS?
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WHAT IF THEY FROM THE CHURCH?
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CURTIS!
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IF I GET THEM TO SIGN
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SOMETHING, SAY THEY FROM THE
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CHURCH, WE GOOD?
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THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO
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STRIPPERS ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE
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NOW, OKAY?
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BABY, I'M MESSING WITH YOU.
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I KNOW THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO
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STRIPPERS IN YOUR HOUSE.
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THAT'S WHY WE HAVING IT AT THE
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BARBER SHOP.
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OOH.
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[ Laughing ] I'M MESSING.
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CURTIS, NO.
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BABY, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE --
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LOOK, THERE WILL BE NO STRIPPERS
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IN YOUR HOUSE.
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THANK YOU.
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EVER.
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NO STRIPPER WILL STEP FOOT IN
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YOUR HOUSE.
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WHY DO YOU WANT A PARTY WITH
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CALVIN AND HIS LITTLE FRIENDS,
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ANYWAY?
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BABY, I'M NOT PARTYING WITH
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THEM KIDS.
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I'M NOT PARTYING WITH THEM.
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I'M A CHAPERONE.
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I'M JUST CHAPERONING, MAKE SURE
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EVERYTHING IS ON THE UP AND UP.
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OH, YOU GONNA CHAPERONE, MAKE
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SURE EVERYTHING IS ON
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THE UP AND UP.
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YEAH.
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OKAY. WELL, BABY, WHAT
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ACTUALLY HAPPENS AT
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A BACHELOR PARTY?
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WHAT'S INCLUDED?
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WE PLAY CHECKERS.
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WE PLAY DOMINOS.
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WE DRINK DIET DRINKS, AND WE
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READ THE BIBLE AND SING HYMNS,
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JUST REGULAR STUFF.
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AROUND MIDNIGHT, WE SING HYMNS.
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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A WHOLE HYMN.
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HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
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SING IT. SING IT.
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SING ONE.
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SING ONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH,
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BABY.
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THAT'S IT, YOU ONLY HAVE
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TO ASK ME ONE TIME.
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I DON'T MIND GIVING IT UP
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FOR THE BIG GUY.
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* OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE-E-E-E *
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* BY-Y-Y THE DAWN'S EARLY
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LI-I-I-IGHT... *
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CURTIS, LISTEN.
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[SCATTING]
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CURTIS...
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[ Laughing ] THERE ARE TO BE
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ABSOLUTELY NO STRIPPERS.
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"NO STRIPPERS IN MY HOUSE."
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IN MY HOUSE.
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I KNOW, BABY, I GOT YOU.
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OKAY. GOOD, THEN, BABY.
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THERE AREN'T GONNA BE NO
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STRIPPERS IN THE HOUSE, OKAY?
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THANK YOU, BABY.
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MWAH.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I WON'T LET IT
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GET OUT OF HAND.
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GOOD.
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BECAUSE, CURTIS, IF THAT
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BACHELOR PARTY GETS OUT OF HAND,
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YOU ARE GOING TO BE A BACHELOR.
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PROMISE?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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HEY.
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HEY, HI!
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WAIT, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BABY.
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ONE SECOND.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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OKAY. ONE SECOND.
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OKAY.
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HEY, BABY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, I'M JUST CHILLING.
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NOTHING.
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WHAT YOU UP TO IN HERE?
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NOTHING.
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UM...
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"DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS"?
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HUH?
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OH, SO WHEN'S YOUR PARTY?
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WHAT PARTY? ME?
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CALVIN, DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
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OKAY, LOOK, BUT, BABY, IT'LL
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BE NO BIG DEAL.
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IT'LL JUST BE A COUPLE OF MY
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FRIENDS, PLAY SOME GAMES,
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NOTHING BIG. POKER.
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WE'LL PRAY -- WE GONNA PRAY.
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CALVIN, COME ON, NOW.
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OKAY, BABY, MAYBE I'LL HAVE
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ONE BEER.
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THE BIBLE SAY,
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"DRINK YE ALL OF IT."
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HEY, CALVIN, YOU GOT THE
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PICTURE OF THE STRIP --
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STRIP STEAK, STRIP STEAK.
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STRIP STEAK?
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WE'RE GONNA EAT STRIP STEAK.
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IS IT NUTRITIOUS AND
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DELICIOUS?
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NO! IT'S LEAN.
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IT'S LEAN.
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IT'S LEAN.
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DO IT HAVE ANY FAT ON IT?
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NO, NO, IT'S LEAN,
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AND THEY JUICY.
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ANY MARBLE IN IT?
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OKAY.
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I'M GONNA GO UNLOAD THE --
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COMMUNION, COMMUNION.
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OH, YEAH.
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BREAD AND WINE.
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BREAD AND WINE!
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YES.
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I'M GONNA GET THE BREAD
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AND THE -- [ HUMS ]
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OKAY, BUT I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO
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GET THE HAND TRUCK.
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GET THE HAND TRUCK.
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SINCE WHEN DO YOU NEED A HAND
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TRUCK FOR BREAD AND WINE?
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OKAY, MAYBE I'M GONNA HAVE
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TWO BEERS.
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YOU KNOW, BABY, LISTEN.
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I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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INSTEAD OF A TRADITIONAL
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BACHELOR PARTY, WHY DON'T WE
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JUST DO SOMETHING WITH JUST
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THE TWO OF US?
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BUT, BABY, WE ARE.
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WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
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CALVIN, I'M SERIOUS.
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LET'S JUST DO SOMETHING WITH US,
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JUST YOU AND ME, PLEASE?
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OKAY, BABY, BUT IT'LL BE JUST
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ME AND YOU FOR THE NEXT
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60 YEARS.
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I MEAN, THAT'S A LONG TIME.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT
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TO DO, HUH?
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OH, I WANT TO HAVE MY
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BACHELOR PARTY.
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OKAY, NO.
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE
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A BACHELOR PARTY.
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YOU KNOW, GUYS USE THAT AS AN
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EXCUSE TO HAVE ONE LAST FLING.
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BABY, NO, NOT ME.
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NO, SEE, I'M GONNA BE GOOD.
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IT'S JUST GONNA BE ME AND MY
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BOYS DRINKING A LITTLE BEER.
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SO YOU AREN'T GONNA HAVE
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ANY STRIPPERS?
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PSSH! WHAT?
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UGH, NO.
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STRIPPERS? BABY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
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WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET,
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AND YOU'RE ALREADY LYING TO ME?
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LOOK, OKAY, BABY.
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I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
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LOOK, IF IT MEANS...
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IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU...
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I W-W-WON'T HAVE MY BACHELOR
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PARTY, AND ME AND YOU CAN DO
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SOMETHING TOGETHER, JUST THE TWO
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OF US.
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YOU WON'T?
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THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.
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THANK YOU, BABY.
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THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
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WHOO!
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HEY, I GOT TO RUN THIS OVER TO
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THE SPOT, OKAY?
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I FORGOT TO GO TO THE STORE.
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I FORGOT TO GET THE SNACKS.
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YOU GOT TO PICK UP SOME SNACKS
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AT THE STORE, OKAY?
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LIKE WHAT?
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GET SOME NUTS.
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WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU NOT HAVING
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A BACHELOR PARTY?
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I PROMISED MIRANDA.
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BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
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TOO LATE FOR WHAT?
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THE GUYS ARE ON THEIR WAY
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OVER HERE TO FINALIZE THE PLANS.
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WHAT?
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[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]
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THERE THEY GO.
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* OH, OH *
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* UH, UH, UH, YEAH *
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IT'S PARTY TIME!
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YEAH, WHAT'S UP, POPS?
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LET'S GET THIS PARTY PLANNED.
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LOOK, NO, NO, NO, FELLAS.
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SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT
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MIRANDA AND I TALKED, AND WE
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DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING
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TOGETHER, JUST THE TWO OF US.
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WHY DID YOU DECIDE THAT?
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BECAUSE HE'S SPRUNG,
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THAT'S WHY.
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I AM NOT SPRUNG.
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I JUST LOVE MY FUTURE WIFE,
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AND THAT'S WHAT WE DECIDED.
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SPRUNG!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
397
00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:40,167
NOW, WHO IS THAT?
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HEY!
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HEY, BABY.
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HMM...
401
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HEY, GUYS.
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All: HEY, MIRANDA.
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WHAT'S UP?
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HOW YOU DOING?
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UH-HUH.
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LONG TIME NO SEE.
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00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:54,967
WHAT Y'ALL DOING?
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UH...
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WE WAS HAVING BIBLE STUDY.
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WE WAS HAVING BIBLE STUDY.
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YEAH, WE LOVE JESUS.
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AND OPEN YOUR BOOKS TO...
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POPS.
414
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,367
AND THE BIBLE SAYS --
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WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING,
416
00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:09,867
BABY, THEY WERE JUST LEAVING.
417
00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:12,800
MM-HMM.
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00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,267
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE PLANNING A
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BACHELOR PARTY TO ME.
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All: NO.
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00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,767
I MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO THEM
422
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,433
THAT THERE WILL BE NO BACHELOR
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PARTY, RIGHT, GUYS?
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YEP.
425
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,367
ABSOLUTELY.
426
00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:26,300
POSITIVELY.
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00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,200
CRYSTAL...
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00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,533
CLEAR.
429
00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:30,533
LIKE MUD.
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00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,500
I MEAN, IT'S ABSOLUTELY,
431
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,733
POSITIVELY CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT WE
432
00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:37,067
CAN'T THROW CALVIN A BACHELOR
433
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,500
PARTY.
434
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,733
SHE SAID I CAN'T!
435
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,533
SHE'LL KILL ME!
436
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,833
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, STOP!
437
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:43,633
YOUR DADDY SAID YOU COULD
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HAVE ONE!
439
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,567
THAT'S RIGHT.
440
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,633
NO, I CAN'T!
441
00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:50,367
I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T!
442
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,133
NO, MIRANDA WILL KILL ME.
443
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,133
OH, LOOK, JUST TELL HER YOU
444
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:58,867
AT WORK!
445
00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:00,533
AND YOU'RE AT WORK!
446
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:01,467
RIGHT.
447
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:02,367
NOW LET'S SEE SOME STRIPPERS.
448
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,533
Together: YEAH!
449
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:04,367
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
450
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ALL NIGHT, CAL.
451
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,267
RELAX, DAWG, RELAX.
452
00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:07,933
YEAH, MAN.
453
00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:08,767
A'IGHT, SO WHERE Y'ALL GOT THE
454
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,533
STRIPPERS FROM, ANYWAY?
455
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:11,667
YOUR HOUSE.
456
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:12,533
WHAT?
457
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:13,267
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
458
00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:16,067
MY MAMA HERE?
459
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,333
NO, YOUR MAMA WAS BOOKED,
460
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,233
SO WE CALLED YOUR SISTERS.
461
00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:21,333
[ LAUGHTER ]
462
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,900
Y'ALL CALLED NATASHA AND
463
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:23,933
DELILAH OVER HERE?
464
00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:27,367
NO, NUTRITIOUS AND DELICIOUS.
465
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,333
LOOK, MAN,
466
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,100
WHAT MADE Y'ALL THINK OUR
467
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,500
SISTERS IS SOME STRIPPERS?
468
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,333
BECAUSE EVERY TIME SHE WALK
469
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,400
BY A POLE, SHE DROP IT LIKE
470
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IT'S HOT.
471
00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:36,400
[ LAUGHTER ]
472
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,667
THAT DON'T MAKE HER NO
473
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,367
STRIPPER.
474
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,267
WHAT IT MAKE HER, THEN?
475
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:40,400
SHE A GYMNAST.
476
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,333
SHE DO THE POLE VAULT.
477
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,433
THEY ABOUT TO GET A 10
478
00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:43,167
TONIGHT.
479
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,633
THREE $10's!
480
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,933
HA HA! LET'S GO, BABY.
481
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,300
YEAH!
482
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,533
NO, NO, NO, HOLD UP.
483
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:53,867
BOO!
484
00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:54,800
BOO!
485
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,733
"BOO, BOO, BOO," HELL, MAN.
486
00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:57,933
THESE ARE OUR SISTERS, FOLK.
487
00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:58,767
COME ON, MAN.
488
00:12:58,767 --> 00:12:59,633
LET THEM LADIES DO WHAT THEY DO,
489
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:00,367
MAN.
490
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:01,133
NO, NO.
491
00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:01,833
THEY DON'T DO NOTHING.
492
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:02,600
THESE AIN'T NO LADIES.
493
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,367
THESE MY LITTLE SISTERS.
494
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,233
WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE WITH
495
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,833
MAMA'S HEELS ON, BEING FAST?
496
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:07,500
THIS AIN'T EVEN
497
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,333
YOUR REAL HAIR, GIRL.
498
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,267
COME ON. LET'S GO, NATASHA.
499
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,400
LET'S GO, DELILAH.
500
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,067
RIGHT NOW, Y'ALL GETTING OUT
501
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,167
OF HERE.
502
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,067
THEY AIN'T EVEN GOT NO MONEY.
503
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:14,700
TOLD Y'ALL TO STAY
504
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:15,733
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
505
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,400
BOO!
506
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,067
YEAH!
507
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,567
HEY, TIME TO GET THIS PARTY
508
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,433
STARTED, BABY!
509
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,233
COME ON, CALVIN.
510
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:25,933
LET'S GET IT POPPING.
511
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:28,267
NO, NO, NO. I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
512
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,400
OKAY, OKAY, MAYBE FOR A COUPLE
513
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,067
OF SECONDS.
514
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,200
NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS
515
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,500
DELICIOUS, AND WHICH ONE IS
516
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,233
NUTRITIOUS?
517
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,333
IT DON'T MATTER.
518
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,200
THEY BOTH GOOD FOR YOU!
519
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,700
[ LAUGHTER ]
520
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,367
GO, DELICIOUS!
521
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,800
GO, NUTRITIOUS!
522
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,867
GO, DELICIOUS!
523
00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,300
GO, NUTRITIOUS!
524
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,567
GO, CALVIN!
525
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,833
GO, CALVIN!
526
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,833
GO, CALVIN!
527
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:48,833
WAIT -- MIRANDA!
528
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,067
GO, MIRANDA!
529
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,200
GO, MIRANDA!
530
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:51,900
NO, NO, NO!
531
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:52,600
IT'S MIRANDA!
532
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,100
IT'S MIRANDA.
533
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:58,067
UNH...
534
00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:58,867
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
535
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,467
Both: SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
536
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:01,800
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
537
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,900
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
538
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,067
[ LAUGHS ]
539
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,633
WAS SHE SHAKING THAT THING,
540
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:06,967
OR WAS SHE SHAKING IT?
541
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:07,867
OH, THEY WAS SHAKING THAT
542
00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:08,533
THING!
543
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,100
OOH.
544
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,300
SORRY ABOUT THAT, CAL.
545
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,767
HEY, CAL, WHAT HAPPENED?
546
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:19,133
NOTHING.
547
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,200
NOTHING.
548
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,233
I TRIED TALKING TO HER FOR OVER
549
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,767
AN HOUR, BUT SHE'S STILL UPSET.
550
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,867
SHE THINKS I LIED TO HER.
551
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,433
BUT YOU DID LIE.
552
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,133
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
553
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,433
POPS, I DID NOT LIE, AND THIS
554
00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,700
IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
555
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,400
MY FAULT?
556
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,633
HOW CAN IT BE MY FAULT?
557
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,733
I DIDN'T THROW THE PARTY.
558
00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:37,067
YOUR FELLAS THREW THE PARTY.
559
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,567
I WAS JUST INVITED.
560
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,400
Both: SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
561
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,667
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
562
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,667
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
563
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,467
UM, SO, MIRANDA -- SHE'S
564
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,367
PRETTY UPSET, HUH?
565
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:47,433
YEAH.
566
00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,100
SHOOT, I'LL BE LUCKY IF WE STILL
567
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,133
GET MARRIED.
568
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,733
OH, COME ON, MAN,
569
00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:52,467
OVER A BACHELOR PARTY?
570
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,967
NO, POPS, OVER A LIE.
571
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,200
ME AND MIRANDA HAD AN AGREEMENT,
572
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,067
AND BECAUSE OF YOU TWO,
573
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,167
I BROKE IT.
574
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,100
HEY, CAL, MAN, WE DIDN'T
575
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,400
FORCE YOU TO PARTY WITH US.
576
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,667
OKAY, MAYBE THINGS DID GET
577
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:08,667
OUT OF HAND, BUT THERE SHOULDN'T
578
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:09,500
HAVE BEEN A PARTY IN THE FIRST
579
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,767
PLACE, AND I DON'T WANT TO START
580
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:12,933
OFF LYING TO MY WIFE.
581
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,567
POPS, YOU LIE ALL THE TIME, AND
582
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:15,267
ALL IT DOES IS GET YOU
583
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,267
INTO MORE TROUBLE.
584
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,733
THAT -- THAT IS TRUE.
585
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:19,467
THAT IS VERY TRUE.
586
00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:22,533
AND, YEAH, C.J., ALL YOU DO
587
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,667
IS LOSE WOMEN, AND I DON'T WANT
588
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:24,733
TO DO THAT, EITHER.
589
00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:25,800
THAT'S TRUE, YES.
590
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,867
YES, THAT'S TRUE.
591
00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:29,433
YOU LOSE THEM, BOY.
592
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:30,567
YOU ARE LOSING --
593
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,067
I HAVE NOT LOST ONE WOMAN.
594
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,733
HAVE NOT LOST NO WOMAN.
595
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,600
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
596
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,433
WHAT WOMAN DID I LOSE?
597
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,200
WHAT WOMAN?
598
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,133
LET'S START WITH THE ONE THAT
599
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:38,367
WAS BREAKING UP ALL MY DISHES!
600
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,300
SHE BROKE THE DISH 'CAUSE SHE
601
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:39,967
WAS CRAZY!
602
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:40,967
WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!
603
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,367
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING
604
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,667
TO SHUT UP?
605
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,767
C.J. NOT YOU.
606
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,567
LOOK, WE WAS JUST HAVING
607
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,767
A LITTLE FUN, OKAY?
608
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:50,733
YEAH, MAN.
609
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:51,433
HEY, LOOK.
610
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,700
IF IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL ANY
611
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:55,067
BETTER, WE WILL TALK TO MIRANDA
612
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:55,700
FOR YOU.
613
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:56,500
YEAH.
614
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,433
OKAY?
615
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:58,900
AND, BY THE WAY, I DO NOT
616
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,433
LOSE WOMAN.
617
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,233
HE KNOWS EXACTLY
618
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:06,733
WHERE THEY ARE.
619
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,967
NOT WITH HIM.
620
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,467
HEY, SO WHAT HAPPENED
621
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:12,933
AFTER I LEFT?
622
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:14,200
OH, YOU DON'T WANT
623
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:14,867
TO KNOW THAT.
624
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:15,567
NO, DON'T TELL HIM,
625
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:16,733
DON'T TELL HIM!
626
00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:17,967
TELL ME.
627
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:18,900
TELL HIM, BOSS.
628
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,267
Both: SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
629
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,400
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
630
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,233
HA HA HA!
631
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,533
HEY, BABY.
632
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,133
MM-HMM.
633
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,867
SO...
634
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,067
C.J. EXPLAINED EVERYTHING,
635
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:43,933
RIGHT?
636
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,633
C.J. TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED.
637
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,767
HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS THE GUYS'
638
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,633
IDEA TO HAVE THE PARTY
639
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:52,433
AND TO INVITE THE GIRLS.
640
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,067
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO EXPLAIN.
641
00:16:55,567 --> 00:17:00,300
EX --
642
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,933
EXPLAIN WHAT?
643
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,200
[ CHUCKLES ]
644
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,800
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
645
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,700
CALVIN, WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON
646
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,233
THE CHAIR?
647
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:13,167
OH, BUT, BABY, I WAS JUST
648
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:13,833
SITTING.
649
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,833
I WAS SITTING.
650
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,733
CALVIN!
651
00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:17,567
OKAY.
652
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,200
MAYBE THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT
653
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,533
OF HAND, BUT, LOOK, I TRIED TO
654
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:21,333
RESPECT YOUR WISHES.
655
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,933
I TOLD THEM NO PARTY.
656
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:25,100
I KNOW.
657
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,467
C.J. TOLD ME.
658
00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,067
I FORGIVE YOU, BABY.
659
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:28,667
YEAH?
660
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,967
I FORGIVE YOU.
661
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:34,233
OH, POPS, SO,
662
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,200
IT'S ALL SETTLED.
663
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,700
MIRANDA FORGAVE ME.
664
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,633
SHH.
665
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:40,067
OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.
666
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:43,633
FORGAVE YOU FOR WHAT?
667
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,300
OH, BABY, STAY OUT OF THEIR
668
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:45,967
BUSINESS.
669
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,133
THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS.
670
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,067
DON'T DO THAT.
671
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,833
THEY DON'T NEED THAT.
672
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,167
OH, YEAH.
673
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:50,967
I FORGAVE HIM FOR
674
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,533
THE BACHELOR PARTY.
675
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,533
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
676
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,700
CURTIS MENTIONED THAT TO ME.
677
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,267
LISTEN, I WAS AGAINST IT AT
678
00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:58,400
FIRST, BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT
679
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,267
IT, AND IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF
680
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,767
BOYS DRINKING BEER.
681
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:03,900
IT'S LIKE A TEA PARTY.
682
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,500
OH, YEAH.
683
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,967
OH, JUST THROWING MONEY
684
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,333
AT STRIPPERS.
685
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,233
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, CURTIS.
686
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:14,933
THERE'S ANOTHER BAG
687
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:15,567
IN THE CAR!
688
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,500
THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE.
689
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,367
THERE'S NO MORE BAGS OUT THERE,
690
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,933
BABY, COME, COME, COME!
691
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,200
START TALKING.
692
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:22,867
ABOUT WHAT?
693
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:24,100
DID SHE SAY STRIPPERS?
694
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,600
NO, STRIP STEAK.
695
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,300
WE ATE STRIP STEAK.
696
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,100
IT SOUNDED LIKE "STRIPPERS,"
697
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:28,900
BUT IT'S STRIP STEAK.
698
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,567
NO, SHE DID NOT.
699
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,767
SHE SAID, "AND THROWING MONEY
700
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:31,433
ON STRIPPERS."
701
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,067
ON STRIP STEAK.
702
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:33,733
IT WAS A "T."
703
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,167
THERE WAS A "T."
704
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:35,867
CURTIS...
705
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,833
[ SIGHS ]
706
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:41,667
START TALKING, BABY.
707
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,367
OKAY, YOU KNOW PEEKIE
708
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,067
AND POONUT?
709
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:48,300
PEEKIE AND PEE --
710
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,467
WHAT'S THEIR NAME?
711
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:51,067
POOKIE AND PEANUT.
712
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,200
YOU KNOW PEEKIE, POO --
713
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,700
[ SIGHS ]
714
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,467
ANYWAY, THEY GOT SISTERS, OKAY,
715
00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:59,600
AND IT TURNS OUT, THEIR NAMES
716
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,800
ARE DELILAH AND NATASHA --
717
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,700
SWEET GIRLS.
718
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,467
OH, YOU MEAN, DELICIOUS
719
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,833
AND NUTRITIOUS.
720
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:05,933
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE,
721
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:06,833
SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
722
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,600
I'LL BUST YOUR LITTLE LIP.
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