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FRONT.

I WANT MY BACHELOR PARTY

TO BE HUGE.

MAN, IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW HUGE

THE PARTY IS.

IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE

FUN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, HEY, I'M TRYING TO HAVE

A LOT OF FUN.

LOOK.

CHEAP AND SMALL CAN BE FUN.

NOW, FOR C.J.'s BACHELOR PARTY,

WE DROVE ALL THE WAY TO VEGAS,

SPENT ALL THAT MONEY, AND THE

MARRIAGE STILL WENT UP IN

SMOKE...

LITERALLY.

I SAY WE KEEP YOUR PARTY NICE

AND SIMPLE.

WELL, HEY, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE

IT AT THE HOUSE?

STUPID, YOU DON'T HAVE IT AT

THE HOUSE.

GO HAVE IT AT THE BARBER SHOP.

THE BARBER SHOP? HMM.

I GOT TO CLEAR THAT WITH FLOYD.

CALVIN, THERE'S GONNA BE

STRIPPERS THERE.

FLOYD WOULD NOT MIND.

HEY, HEY, SINCE I'M YOUR BEST

MAN, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HANDLE

THE STRIPPERS?

NO OFFENSE, C.J., BUT YOU

BEEN OUT THE GAME TOO LONG.

I'LL HAVE POOKIE AND PEANUT

HANDLE THAT.

I'LL TALK TO THEM.

OH...HELL, NO.

YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

POOKIE AND PEANUT IS A RECIPE

FOR DISASTER.

TRUST ME, THE STRIPPERS WILL

BE ALL GOOD.

WELL, I HOPE SO BECAUSE I'M A

MARRIED MAN, AND BACHELOR PARTY

IS THE ONLY EXCUSE I HAVE TO

SEE A STRIPPER.

WE'RE FORGETTING ONE THING.

WHAT? I GOT THE STRIPPERS.

WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED?

AUNT ELLA.

WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU ELLA

WAS A STRIPPER?

UGH, WHY WOULD MY MOM WANT TO

BE AT MY BACHELOR PARTY?

LOT OF THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW

ABOUT YOUR MAMA.

WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT I'M

SAYING IS, AUNT ELLA'S NOT GONNA

LET US HAVE STRIPPERS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE

STRIPPERS.

FLOYD IS HAVING STRIPPERS.

WE'RE JUST DROPPING BY.

WELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THE

STRIPPERS?

OH, YEAH.

THEY'RE POOKIE AND PEANUT'S

SISTERS --

DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS.

SOUNDS YUMMY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DO THEY LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THEM,

POOKIE AND PEANUT?

OH, TRUST ME, THEY DON'T.

YOU GOT PICTURES?

OH, YEAH, I GOT PICTURES...

NAKED.

OH?

BABY, WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH

ANYMORE.

IT'S LIKE WE DON'T SPEND TIME.

IT'S JUST, LIKE, YOU DO YOUR

THING, I'M DOING MY THING.

WE'RE DOING IT.

WE'RE NEVER TOGETHER NO MORE.

OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

OKAY, CURTIS, WHAT IS IT, HMM?

OKAY.

OUT, OUT, OUT.

UH, MATTER OF FACT, ME AND THE

FELLAS WAS TALKING.

WELL, C.J. AND CALVIN WAS

TALKING.

I JUST HAPPENED TO BE THERE.

I WAS LISTENING TO WHAT THEY

WERE SAYING, AND I HEARD C.J.

SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW IT'D

REALLY BE COOL IF THEY DID

CELEBRATE CALVIN'S NUPTIALS, IF

THEY HAD, LIKE, A CELEBRATION

FOR THAT.

I SAID, "WELL, IT MIGHT BE

OKAY."

CURTIS, SO YOU ALL WANT TO

HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY, YES?

NO, NO, NOT A BACHELOR PARTY.

OH, OH, NO, MA'AM.

THEN WHAT?

IT'S LIKE A TEA PARTY BUT

JUST WITHOUT THE TEA.

OKAY, LISTEN.

I REALLY DO NOT AGREE WITH IT,

BUT I KNOW IT'S TRADITION, AND,

CALVIN BEING YOUR ONLY SON,

I GUESS --

HE IS?

HE IS, WHAT?

YES, HE IS YOUR ONLY SON.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE I HAD.

OH, THE ONLY ONE YOU HAD.

OKAY.

OKAY, CURTIS, LISTEN.

HAVE YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.

I JUST DO NOT WANT ABSOLUTELY NO

STRIPPERS IN THIS HOUSE, CURTIS.

NONE.

NO STRIPPERS?

NOT ONE.

WHAT -- BUT, BABY, WHAT --

SAY NO STRIPPER?

DON'T THE BIBLE SAY,

"CLOTHE THE NAKED"?

I'M JUST SAYING IF A STRIPPER

CAME IN, LIKE, IF ONE JUST CAME

IN, IF IT WAS RAINING OUTSIDE

AND THEY HAPPEN TO COME INSIDE

TO A DIFFERENT KIND OF RAIN,

AND -- I CAN'T LEAVE THEM NAKED

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT

HER, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "NOBODY

LOOK AT THE NAKED -- " IF THEY

DID LOOK AT HER.

SO, I'D COVER THEM UP?

NO.

WELL, I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THEM

NAKED!

I CAN'T DO THAT!

I'M MARRIED TO A CHRISTIAN!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT

TO TELL YOU.

DIDN'T DAVID DANCE ALL HIS

CLOTHES OFF IN THE RAIN?

CURTIS, DON'T USE DAVID.

DAVID WAS PRAISING GOD.

HE PRAISED GOD OUT OF HIS

CLOTHES, YES, BUT HE DIDN'T--

HE WAS A PRAISE DANCER.

HE DIDN'T STRIP.

HE WAS A PRAISE DANCER.

OKAY.

WHAT IF THEY PRAISE DANCERS?

WHAT IF THEY FROM THE CHURCH?

CURTIS!

IF I GET THEM TO SIGN

SOMETHING, SAY THEY FROM THE

CHURCH, WE GOOD?

THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO

STRIPPERS ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE

NOW, OKAY?

BABY, I'M MESSING WITH YOU.

I KNOW THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO

STRIPPERS IN YOUR HOUSE.

THAT'S WHY WE HAVING IT AT THE

BARBER SHOP.

OOH.

[ Laughing ] I'M MESSING.

CURTIS, NO.

BABY, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE --

LOOK, THERE WILL BE NO STRIPPERS

IN YOUR HOUSE.

THANK YOU.

EVER.

NO STRIPPER WILL STEP FOOT IN

YOUR HOUSE.

WHY DO YOU WANT A PARTY WITH

CALVIN AND HIS LITTLE FRIENDS,

ANYWAY?

BABY, I'M NOT PARTYING WITH

THEM KIDS.

I'M NOT PARTYING WITH THEM.

I'M A CHAPERONE.

I'M JUST CHAPERONING, MAKE SURE

EVERYTHING IS ON THE UP AND UP.

OH, YOU GONNA CHAPERONE, MAKE

SURE EVERYTHING IS ON

THE UP AND UP.

YEAH.

OKAY. WELL, BABY, WHAT

ACTUALLY HAPPENS AT

A BACHELOR PARTY?

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

WE PLAY CHECKERS.

WE PLAY DOMINOS.

WE DRINK DIET DRINKS, AND WE

READ THE BIBLE AND SING HYMNS,

JUST REGULAR STUFF.

AROUND MIDNIGHT, WE SING HYMNS.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

A WHOLE HYMN.

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

SING IT. SING IT.

SING ONE.

SING ONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH,

BABY.

THAT'S IT, YOU ONLY HAVE

TO ASK ME ONE TIME.

I DON'T MIND GIVING IT UP

FOR THE BIG GUY.

* OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE-E-E-E *

* BY-Y-Y THE DAWN'S EARLY

LI-I-I-IGHT... *

CURTIS, LISTEN.

[SCATTING]

CURTIS...

[ Laughing ] THERE ARE TO BE

ABSOLUTELY NO STRIPPERS.

"NO STRIPPERS IN MY HOUSE."

IN MY HOUSE.

I KNOW, BABY, I GOT YOU.

OKAY. GOOD, THEN, BABY.

THERE AREN'T GONNA BE NO

STRIPPERS IN THE HOUSE, OKAY?

THANK YOU, BABY.

MWAH.

[ SIGHS ]

I WON'T LET IT

GET OUT OF HAND.

GOOD.

BECAUSE, CURTIS, IF THAT

BACHELOR PARTY GETS OUT OF HAND,

YOU ARE GOING TO BE A BACHELOR.

PROMISE?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HEY.

HEY, HI!

WAIT, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BABY.

ONE SECOND.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

OKAY. ONE SECOND.

OKAY.

HEY, BABY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT YOU DOING?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, I'M JUST CHILLING.

NOTHING.

WHAT YOU UP TO IN HERE?

NOTHING.

UM...

"DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS"?

HUH?

OH, SO WHEN'S YOUR PARTY?

WHAT PARTY? ME?

CALVIN, DON'T PLAY WITH ME.

OKAY, LOOK, BUT, BABY, IT'LL

BE NO BIG DEAL.

IT'LL JUST BE A COUPLE OF MY

FRIENDS, PLAY SOME GAMES,

NOTHING BIG. POKER.

WE'LL PRAY -- WE GONNA PRAY.

CALVIN, COME ON, NOW.

OKAY, BABY, MAYBE I'LL HAVE

ONE BEER.

THE BIBLE SAY,

"DRINK YE ALL OF IT."

HEY, CALVIN, YOU GOT THE

PICTURE OF THE STRIP --

STRIP STEAK, STRIP STEAK.

STRIP STEAK?

WE'RE GONNA EAT STRIP STEAK.

IS IT NUTRITIOUS AND

DELICIOUS?

NO! IT'S LEAN.

IT'S LEAN.

IT'S LEAN.

DO IT HAVE ANY FAT ON IT?

NO, NO, IT'S LEAN,

AND THEY JUICY.

ANY MARBLE IN IT?

OKAY.

I'M GONNA GO UNLOAD THE --

COMMUNION, COMMUNION.

OH, YEAH.

BREAD AND WINE.

BREAD AND WINE!

YES.

I'M GONNA GET THE BREAD

AND THE -- [ HUMS ]

OKAY, BUT I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO

GET THE HAND TRUCK.

GET THE HAND TRUCK.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU NEED A HAND

TRUCK FOR BREAD AND WINE?

OKAY, MAYBE I'M GONNA HAVE

TWO BEERS.

YOU KNOW, BABY, LISTEN.

I'VE BEEN THINKING.

INSTEAD OF A TRADITIONAL

BACHELOR PARTY, WHY DON'T WE

JUST DO SOMETHING WITH JUST

THE TWO OF US?

BUT, BABY, WE ARE.

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

CALVIN, I'M SERIOUS.

LET'S JUST DO SOMETHING WITH US,

JUST YOU AND ME, PLEASE?

OKAY, BABY, BUT IT'LL BE JUST

ME AND YOU FOR THE NEXT

60 YEARS.

I MEAN, THAT'S A LONG TIME.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT

TO DO, HUH?

OH, I WANT TO HAVE MY

BACHELOR PARTY.

OKAY, NO.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE

A BACHELOR PARTY.

YOU KNOW, GUYS USE THAT AS AN

EXCUSE TO HAVE ONE LAST FLING.

BABY, NO, NOT ME.

NO, SEE, I'M GONNA BE GOOD.

IT'S JUST GONNA BE ME AND MY

BOYS DRINKING A LITTLE BEER.

SO YOU AREN'T GONNA HAVE

ANY STRIPPERS?

PSSH! WHAT?

UGH, NO.

STRIPPERS? BABY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET,

AND YOU'RE ALREADY LYING TO ME?

LOOK, OKAY, BABY.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

LOOK, IF IT MEANS...

IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU...

I W-W-WON'T HAVE MY BACHELOR

PARTY, AND ME AND YOU CAN DO

SOMETHING TOGETHER, JUST THE TWO

OF US.

YOU WON'T?

THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

THANK YOU, BABY.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

WHOO!

HEY, I GOT TO RUN THIS OVER TO

THE SPOT, OKAY?

I FORGOT TO GO TO THE STORE.

I FORGOT TO GET THE SNACKS.

YOU GOT TO PICK UP SOME SNACKS

AT THE STORE, OKAY?

LIKE WHAT?

GET SOME NUTS.

WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU NOT HAVING

A BACHELOR PARTY?

I PROMISED MIRANDA.

BUT IT'S TOO LATE.

TOO LATE FOR WHAT?

THE GUYS ARE ON THEIR WAY

OVER HERE TO FINALIZE THE PLANS.

WHAT?

[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]

THERE THEY GO.

* OH, OH *

* UH, UH, UH, YEAH *

IT'S PARTY TIME!

YEAH, WHAT'S UP, POPS?

LET'S GET THIS PARTY PLANNED.

LOOK, NO, NO, NO, FELLAS.

SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT

MIRANDA AND I TALKED, AND WE

DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING

TOGETHER, JUST THE TWO OF US.

WHY DID YOU DECIDE THAT?

BECAUSE HE'S SPRUNG,

THAT'S WHY.

I AM NOT SPRUNG.

I JUST LOVE MY FUTURE WIFE,

AND THAT'S WHAT WE DECIDED.

SPRUNG!

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

NOW, WHO IS THAT?

HEY!

HEY, BABY.

HMM...

HEY, GUYS.

All: HEY, MIRANDA.

WHAT'S UP?

HOW YOU DOING?

UH-HUH.

LONG TIME NO SEE.

WHAT Y'ALL DOING?

UH...

WE WAS HAVING BIBLE STUDY.

WE WAS HAVING BIBLE STUDY.

YEAH, WE LOVE JESUS.

AND OPEN YOUR BOOKS TO...

POPS.

AND THE BIBLE SAYS --

WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING,

BABY, THEY WERE JUST LEAVING.

MM-HMM.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE PLANNING A

BACHELOR PARTY TO ME.

All: NO.

I MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO THEM

THAT THERE WILL BE NO BACHELOR

PARTY, RIGHT, GUYS?

YEP.

ABSOLUTELY.

POSITIVELY.

CRYSTAL...

CLEAR.

LIKE MUD.

I MEAN, IT'S ABSOLUTELY,

POSITIVELY CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT WE

CAN'T THROW CALVIN A BACHELOR

PARTY.

SHE SAID I CAN'T!

SHE'LL KILL ME!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, STOP!

YOUR DADDY SAID YOU COULD

HAVE ONE!

THAT'S RIGHT.

NO, I CAN'T!

I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T!

NO, MIRANDA WILL KILL ME.

OH, LOOK, JUST TELL HER YOU

AT WORK!

AND YOU'RE AT WORK!

RIGHT.

NOW LET'S SEE SOME STRIPPERS.

Together: YEAH!

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

ALL NIGHT, CAL.

RELAX, DAWG, RELAX.

YEAH, MAN.

A'IGHT, SO WHERE Y'ALL GOT THE

STRIPPERS FROM, ANYWAY?

YOUR HOUSE.

WHAT?

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MY MAMA HERE?

NO, YOUR MAMA WAS BOOKED,

SO WE CALLED YOUR SISTERS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Y'ALL CALLED NATASHA AND

DELILAH OVER HERE?

NO, NUTRITIOUS AND DELICIOUS.

LOOK, MAN,

WHAT MADE Y'ALL THINK OUR

SISTERS IS SOME STRIPPERS?

BECAUSE EVERY TIME SHE WALK

BY A POLE, SHE DROP IT LIKE

IT'S HOT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT DON'T MAKE HER NO

STRIPPER.

WHAT IT MAKE HER, THEN?

SHE A GYMNAST.

SHE DO THE POLE VAULT.

THEY ABOUT TO GET A 10

TONIGHT.

THREE $10's!

HA HA! LET'S GO, BABY.

YEAH!

NO, NO, NO, HOLD UP.

BOO!

BOO!

"BOO, BOO, BOO," HELL, MAN.

THESE ARE OUR SISTERS, FOLK.

COME ON, MAN.

LET THEM LADIES DO WHAT THEY DO,

MAN.

NO, NO.

THEY DON'T DO NOTHING.

THESE AIN'T NO LADIES.

THESE MY LITTLE SISTERS.

WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE WITH

MAMA'S HEELS ON, BEING FAST?

THIS AIN'T EVEN

YOUR REAL HAIR, GIRL.

COME ON. LET'S GO, NATASHA.

LET'S GO, DELILAH.

RIGHT NOW, Y'ALL GETTING OUT

OF HERE.

THEY AIN'T EVEN GOT NO MONEY.

TOLD Y'ALL TO STAY

IN HIGH SCHOOL.

BOO!

YEAH!

HEY, TIME TO GET THIS PARTY

STARTED, BABY!

COME ON, CALVIN.

LET'S GET IT POPPING.

NO, NO, NO. I CAN'T, I CAN'T.

OKAY, OKAY, MAYBE FOR A COUPLE

OF SECONDS.

NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS

DELICIOUS, AND WHICH ONE IS

NUTRITIOUS?

IT DON'T MATTER.

THEY BOTH GOOD FOR YOU!

[ LAUGHTER ]

GO, DELICIOUS!

GO, NUTRITIOUS!

GO, DELICIOUS!

GO, NUTRITIOUS!

GO, CALVIN!

GO, CALVIN!

GO, CALVIN!

WAIT -- MIRANDA!

GO, MIRANDA!

GO, MIRANDA!

NO, NO, NO!

IT'S MIRANDA!

IT'S MIRANDA.

UNH...

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

Both: SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

[ LAUGHS ]

WAS SHE SHAKING THAT THING,

OR WAS SHE SHAKING IT?

OH, THEY WAS SHAKING THAT

THING!

OOH.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, CAL.

HEY, CAL, WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING.

NOTHING.

I TRIED TALKING TO HER FOR OVER

AN HOUR, BUT SHE'S STILL UPSET.

SHE THINKS I LIED TO HER.

BUT YOU DID LIE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

POPS, I DID NOT LIE, AND THIS

IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

MY FAULT?

HOW CAN IT BE MY FAULT?

I DIDN'T THROW THE PARTY.

YOUR FELLAS THREW THE PARTY.

I WAS JUST INVITED.

Both: SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

UM, SO, MIRANDA -- SHE'S

PRETTY UPSET, HUH?

YEAH.

SHOOT, I'LL BE LUCKY IF WE STILL

GET MARRIED.

OH, COME ON, MAN,

OVER A BACHELOR PARTY?

NO, POPS, OVER A LIE.

ME AND MIRANDA HAD AN AGREEMENT,

AND BECAUSE OF YOU TWO,

I BROKE IT.

HEY, CAL, MAN, WE DIDN'T

FORCE YOU TO PARTY WITH US.

OKAY, MAYBE THINGS DID GET

OUT OF HAND, BUT THERE SHOULDN'T

HAVE BEEN A PARTY IN THE FIRST

PLACE, AND I DON'T WANT TO START

OFF LYING TO MY WIFE.

POPS, YOU LIE ALL THE TIME, AND

ALL IT DOES IS GET YOU

INTO MORE TROUBLE.

THAT -- THAT IS TRUE.

THAT IS VERY TRUE.

AND, YEAH, C.J., ALL YOU DO

IS LOSE WOMEN, AND I DON'T WANT

TO DO THAT, EITHER.

THAT'S TRUE, YES.

YES, THAT'S TRUE.

YOU LOSE THEM, BOY.

YOU ARE LOSING --

I HAVE NOT LOST ONE WOMAN.

HAVE NOT LOST NO WOMAN.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WHAT WOMAN DID I LOSE?

WHAT WOMAN?

LET'S START WITH THE ONE THAT

WAS BREAKING UP ALL MY DISHES!

SHE BROKE THE DISH 'CAUSE SHE

WAS CRAZY!

WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING

TO SHUT UP?

C.J. NOT YOU.

LOOK, WE WAS JUST HAVING

A LITTLE FUN, OKAY?

YEAH, MAN.

HEY, LOOK.

IF IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL ANY

BETTER, WE WILL TALK TO MIRANDA

FOR YOU.

YEAH.

OKAY?

AND, BY THE WAY, I DO NOT

LOSE WOMAN.

HE KNOWS EXACTLY

WHERE THEY ARE.

NOT WITH HIM.

HEY, SO WHAT HAPPENED

AFTER I LEFT?

OH, YOU DON'T WANT

TO KNOW THAT.

NO, DON'T TELL HIM,

DON'T TELL HIM!

TELL ME.

TELL HIM, BOSS.

Both: SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

HA HA HA!

HEY, BABY.

MM-HMM.

SO...

C.J. EXPLAINED EVERYTHING,

RIGHT?

C.J. TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED.

HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS THE GUYS'

IDEA TO HAVE THE PARTY

AND TO INVITE THE GIRLS.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO EXPLAIN.

EX --

EXPLAIN WHAT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

CALVIN, WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON

THE CHAIR?

OH, BUT, BABY, I WAS JUST

SITTING.

I WAS SITTING.

CALVIN!

OKAY.

MAYBE THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT

OF HAND, BUT, LOOK, I TRIED TO

RESPECT YOUR WISHES.

I TOLD THEM NO PARTY.

I KNOW.

C.J. TOLD ME.

I FORGIVE YOU, BABY.

YEAH?

I FORGIVE YOU.

OH, POPS, SO,

IT'S ALL SETTLED.

MIRANDA FORGAVE ME.

SHH.

OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.

FORGAVE YOU FOR WHAT?

OH, BABY, STAY OUT OF THEIR

BUSINESS.

THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS.

DON'T DO THAT.

THEY DON'T NEED THAT.

OH, YEAH.

I FORGAVE HIM FOR

THE BACHELOR PARTY.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

CURTIS MENTIONED THAT TO ME.

LISTEN, I WAS AGAINST IT AT

FIRST, BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT

IT, AND IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF

BOYS DRINKING BEER.

IT'S LIKE A TEA PARTY.

OH, YEAH.

OH, JUST THROWING MONEY

AT STRIPPERS.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, CURTIS.

THERE'S ANOTHER BAG

IN THE CAR!

THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE.

THERE'S NO MORE BAGS OUT THERE,

BABY, COME, COME, COME!

START TALKING.

ABOUT WHAT?

DID SHE SAY STRIPPERS?

NO, STRIP STEAK.

WE ATE STRIP STEAK.

IT SOUNDED LIKE "STRIPPERS,"

BUT IT'S STRIP STEAK.

NO, SHE DID NOT.

SHE SAID, "AND THROWING MONEY

ON STRIPPERS."

ON STRIP STEAK.

IT WAS A "T."

THERE WAS A "T."

CURTIS...

[ SIGHS ]

START TALKING, BABY.

OKAY, YOU KNOW PEEKIE

AND POONUT?

PEEKIE AND PEE --

WHAT'S THEIR NAME?

POOKIE AND PEANUT.

YOU KNOW PEEKIE, POO --

[ SIGHS ]

ANYWAY, THEY GOT SISTERS, OKAY,

AND IT TURNS OUT, THEIR NAMES

ARE DELILAH AND NATASHA --

SWEET GIRLS.

OH, YOU MEAN, DELICIOUS

AND NUTRITIOUS.

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE,

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

I'LL BUST YOUR LITTLE LIP.