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CALVIN, I'M TELLING YOU,
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EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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HEY.
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MIRANDA, WILL YOU STOP TRYING
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TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
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THE WEDDING IS RUINED!
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MS. PAYNE, PLEASE HELP ME.
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CALVIN, BABY, WHATEVER IT IS,
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IT CAN BE FIXED.
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NO, IT WON'T.
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SHE ASKED FOR BAROPPY CRYSTALS
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AND THEY GAVE HER RHINESTONES!
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MIRANDA, BAROPPY WHAT?
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HE'S TALKING ABOUT
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BALLENTINE CRYSTALS.
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OH, THAT'S NICE. AH!
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OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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THEY PUT RHINESTONES ALL OVER
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THE GOWN.
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CALVIN, RHINESTONES CAN BE
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NICE, YOU KNOW?
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DIDN'T BEYONCE'S HAVE
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RHINESTONES ON HER DRESS WHEN
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SHE PERFORMED WITH PRINCE?
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JANINE, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
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AND DO I LOOK LIKE PRINCE?
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OOH! OOH!
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CALVIN, PLEASE, JUST SIT
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DOWN.
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RUNNING 'ROUND HERE,
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CRYING ABOUT SOME DOGGONE
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VALENTINE CRYSTAL AND
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RHINESTONES AND DRESSES.
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ARE YOU SWITCHING ON ME?
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YOU SWITCHING UP?
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AT LEAST HER GOWN FITS.
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MY TUXEDO IS TOO TIGHT.
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AND I'M BLOATED.
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I'M CRABBY. I'M TIRED.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST
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OVERWEIGHT.
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I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT.
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YOU WATCH YOURSELF.
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I'M SENSITIVE.
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UNCLE, I'M JUST SAYING, HOW
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DID YOU GAIN THAT MUCH WEIGHT
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SINCE THE LAST FITTING?
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CURTIS, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO
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KNOW, BABY.
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SINCE YOUR HEART ATTACK, YOU
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WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING
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WHAT YOU EAT.
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LOOK, I WISH YOU ALL WOULD
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STOP.
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I HAVEN'T GAINED ANY WEIGHT.
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I AM WATCHING WHAT I EAT, ELLA.
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YOU'RE WATCHING IT GO FROM
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THE PLATE INTO YOUR MOUTH.
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SOMEBODY SWITCHED MY TUXEDO.
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I DON'T THINK THEY SWITCHED
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YOUR TUXEDO.
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I THINK YOU'RE JUST GAINING
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WEIGHT.
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I THINK YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR
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HANDS OFF OF ME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE A LITTLE
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MORE SENSITIVE.
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LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU ALL,
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I HAVE NOT GAINED ANY WEIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT? END OF SUBJECT.
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DROP IT.
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AND I'M NOT PAYING FOR NO
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ALTERATIONS EITHER.
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THEY'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
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REFUND MY DEPOSIT AND WE'RE
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GONNA GET OUT TUXEDOS SOMEWHERE
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ELSE.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HELLO?
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IT'S MY WEDDING, NOT YOURS.
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AND NOBODY'S GONNA BE LOOKING AT
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YOU IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE TUX,
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FAT HEAD.
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THEY'LL BE LAUGHING AT MY BRIDE
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IN HER RHINESTONE GOWN.
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BABY, NOW THE PEOPLE SAID
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THAT THEY WOULD TAKE ALL THE
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RHINESTONES OFF THE DRESS AND
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PUT THE BALLENTINE CRYSTALS ON
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LIKE I WANT.
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BABY, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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I'LL KNOW THE RHINESTONES WERE
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STILL THERE.
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UGH!
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SON, SON!
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I THINK YOU LADIES COULD BE A
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LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE.
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LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE.
I'M COMING, SON!
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I'M COMING, SON!
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OH, CALVIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
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WE'RE ACTUALLY ABOUT TO GET
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MARRIED.
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I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE THE
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FIRST DAY I MET YOU.
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WAIT.
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WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU
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HUSTLED ME?
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BABY! ACTUALLY, THOUGH, HMM.
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IT WAS DURING.
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YOU KNOW, IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL
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THE SAME, SO I KNEW THAT WE WERE
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MEANT TO BE.
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MOVE, MOVE. MOVE.
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YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME MESS UP.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE JUST
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SO ROMANTIC RIGHT NOW.
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LOVE YOU.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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BABY, DON'T YOU SEE ME PLAYING
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THIS GAME?
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YOU GONNA GET THE PHONE?
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DON'T YOU SEE ME PLANNING OUR
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WEDDING?
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HELLO.
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WHAT?
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME?
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HE KNOWS I'M GETTING MARRIED IN
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TWO WEEKS.
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SO WHAT I HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHURCH
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IN 19 YEARS.
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I'M STILL HURT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
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I NEVER CARED ABOUT HIM ANYWAY.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M HANGING UP.
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I'M HANGING UP ON YOU.
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I'M HANGING UP. BYE.
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BABY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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MY SELFISH PASTOR DIED.
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AW, BABY.
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I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A SIGN.
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IT HAS TO BE A SIGN.
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THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
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WELL, THEN WHO'S GONNA
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PERFORM THE CEREMONY FOR US?
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USHER BOY NUMBER FOUR.
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OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
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OH, OKAY.
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LISTEN, WE WILL WORRY ABOUT THAT
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LATER.
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BUT WE HAVE SO MANY THINGS
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STILL WE NEED TO DO. SO, BABY,
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CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
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I NEED YOU TO CALL THE CATERER,
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AND I NEED YOU TO CONFIRM THE
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MENU FOR THE RECEPTION. OKAY?
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DON'T YOU SEE ME PLAYING THIS
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GAME?
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OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SO TIRED OF YOU.
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MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
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MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME MESS UP.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME MESS UP.
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HI, HOW ARE YOU?
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YES, CAN I PLEASE SPEAK TO
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VINCENT?
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OH, HEY, VINCENT.
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YEAH, YEAH. IT'S MIRANDA.
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YES.
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EVERYTHING'S GOING, YOU KNOW,
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PRETTY GOOD.
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HA, HA.
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ANYWAY, I WANTED TO CALL AND
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CONFIRM THAT WE ARE GOING TO GO
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WITH THE VEGGIE LASAGNA AND THE
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CHICKEN MARSALA. MM-HMM.
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WHAT?
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HOLD ON, ONE SECOND.
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HEY, BABE.
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SHH, SHH.
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NO. NO. NO.
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NO. NO. NO.
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NO, THIS, RIGHT NOW, THIS IS
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IMPORTANT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU JUST MADE ME DIE.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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LOOK.
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LISTEN, THERE IS NO CHICKEN.
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THEY'RE OUT OF CHICKEN, SO WE
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CAN'T HAVE CHICKEN MARSALA.
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NO. NO. NO. NO.
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IT'S A SIGN. IT'S A SIGN.
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DEAD PASTORS, A BLACK CATERING
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COMPANY IS OUT OF CHICKEN,
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YOU MADE ME LOSE MY GAME.
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IT'S A SIGN.
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ARE YOU SURE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
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GET MARRIED?
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VINCENT, LET ME GIVE YOU A
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CALL RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
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HAVE A SEAT.
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COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN.
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COME ON.
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FOR ME, PLEASE.
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BABY, I THINK WE SHOULD DO
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PREMARITAL COUNSELING.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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YEAH, RIGHT. I'M GONNA PLAY THIS
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GAME AGAIN. I KNOW THAT.
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GAME AGAIN. I KNOW THAT.
YOU WANT ME TO HURT YOU?
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YOU WANT ME TO HURT YOU?
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HEY, BABY, WHERE'S THE SCALE
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AT?
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WHAT SCALE, BABY?
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WE DON'T HAVE A SCALE.
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GET THE MEASURING TAPE.
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GET THE MEASURING TAPE AND
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MEASURE ME 'CAUSE I THINK I LOST
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SOME WEIGHT.
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YOU'RE EATING A COOKIE AND
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YOU THINK YOU HAVE LOST SOME
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WEIGHT SINCE THIS AFTERNOON?
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YES. DON'T BE JEALOUS.
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PUT YOUR HAND UP HIGH, BABY.
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BABY.
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UNH-UNH.
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IT'S TOO MUCH.
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WHOO, LORD.
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UH-OH.
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WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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OUCH.
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WOULD YOU QUIT PLAYING?
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WHAT DOES IT SAY, WOMAN?
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IT SAYS I NEED SOME MORE
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TAPE.
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WILL YOU QUIT PLAYING AND
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COME ON, BABY?
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OKAY, OKAY, BABY.
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WHAT YOU MEASURE THAT FOR?
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THAT'S MUSCLE. THAT AIN'T GOING
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NOWHERE.
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YES, SIR.
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OKAY. SPREAD 'EM, SPREAD 'EM.
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UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH.
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WAIT.
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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BABY, HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH
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THIS MORNING?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OKAY, CURTIS, HOW DO YOU KNOW
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IF YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT IF YOU
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DON'T KNOW YOUR ORIGINAL
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MEASUREMENTS?
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I DON'T NEED MY ORIGINAL.
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I'M LIGHT ON MY FEET.
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I'M LIGHT ON MY FEET.
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RUN, GO GET YOU ANOTHER
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COOKIE.
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RUN, RUN, RUN!
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CALVIN, LISTEN.
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IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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WHY WON'T YOU?
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MS. PAYNE, I'M TRYING TO GET
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CALVIN TO GO TO PREMARITAL
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COUNSELING, BUT HE WON'T AGREE.
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OKAY, CALVIN, WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO USE HER
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PASTOR, AND I KNOW HE WON'T BE
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FAIR TO ME.
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WELL, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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WELL, BECAUSE I USED TO DATE
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BOTH OF HIS TWIN DAUGHTERS.
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CALVIN, PREMARITAL
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COUNSELING IS NECESSARY.
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IT WILL GET YOU STARTED OFF ON
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THE RIGHT FOOT.
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WELL, PERSONALLY, I THINK
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IT'S A WASTE OF TIME, BUT SINCE
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YOU GUYS KEEP PRESSURING ME,
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OKAY, FINE. I'LL DO IT.
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BUT IT'S A SIGN.
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SHE MADE ME LOSE MY LAST MAN ON
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THE GAME, DEAD PASTORS, THEY'RE
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OUT OF CHICKEN AND THEY'RE A
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BLACK CATERING COMPANY AND, AND
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WE ALREADY NEED COUNSELING.
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WE ALREADY NEED COUNSELING.
IT'S A SIGN.
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IT'S A SIGN.
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YOU WILL LOVE GOD.
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YOU WILL NEVER GO TO JAIL.
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MS. ELLA.
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YOU WILL -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
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CURTIS!
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CURTIS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OKAY, CURTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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NOW, BABE?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M
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DOING? I'M LOSING WEIGHT.
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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE
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FLOATING OVER A TOP OF A PARADE
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OR SOMETHING.
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WHERE IS YOUR MESSAGE?
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HA, HA, HA.
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BUNCH OF COMEDIANS.
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FUNNY YOU ALL AIN'T MAKING NO
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MONEY OFF OF IT.
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NO, FOR REAL, UNCLE CURTIS,
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YOU'RE REALLY NOT LOSING
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NO WEIGHT, MAN, YOU'RE JUST
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DOING A LOT OF SWEATING.
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THAT'S ALL WATER WEIGHT,
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UNCLE CURTIS.
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YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BURNING ANY
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FAT.
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LOOK, IT'S A START.
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BUT, CURTIS, YOU KNOW ONCE
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YOU DRINK WATER, YOU'RE JUST
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GONNA SWELL BACK UP.
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THEN I WON'T DRINK ANY WATER
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EVER, EVER AGAIN.
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I WON'T DRINK NO WATER.
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MAN, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP
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DRINKING WATER.
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UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR DIET
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AND EXERCISE REGULARLY, YOU'RE
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NOT GOING TO LOSE ANY WEIGHT.
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HA. THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.
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'CAUSE I WENT AND BOUGHT
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A SCALE, AND I'VE ALREADY LOST
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FIVE POUNDS.
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IF YOU NEVER HAD A SCALE
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BEFORE, HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
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WEIGHT YOU HAVE LOST?
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I JUST KNOW, ELLA.
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OKAY?
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NOW, Y'ALL CAN MAKE FUN ALL YOU
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WANT TO.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE GONNA BE
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HATING WHEN I'M THE SHARPEST ONE
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AT THE WEDDING.
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THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT RIGHT
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NOW, WE JUST WANT TO RIP YOU
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OPEN AND SEE HOW MUCH POPCORN
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FALLS OUT.
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YOU'RE A HATER.
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YOU'RE A HATER. YOU A HATER.
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AND YOU'RE HAVING A LITTLE
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HATER.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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WE DON'T WANT ANY.
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CALVIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU OPEN
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THE DOOR FOR THE PASTOR?
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HI, PASTOR JONES, HOW ARE YOU?
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WELCOME.
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PLEASE COME IN.
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THIS IS MY FIANCEÉ, CALVIN.
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OH, PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
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OH, PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SO, YOU KNOW, I'M VERY GLAD
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THAT YOU DECIDED TO TAKE THE
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NEXT STEP.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO BUILD A
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FOUNDATION, AND YOU'RE A YOUNG
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COUPLE.
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AND SINCE THE AVERAGE PERSON
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LIVES TO BE WELL OVER 80, YOU
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COULD BE TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT
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60 YEARS.
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[ COUGHS ]
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EXCUSE ME.
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DID YOU JUST SAY 60 YEARS?
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YES, AND SINCE YOU TWO ARE
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TOGETHER, I WOULD JUST LIKE --
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
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I'M GETTING NAUSEOUS. WAIT.
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DID THE ROOM JUST GET A LITTLE
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SMALLER?
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CALVIN, SIT DOWN.
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OVER HERE.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?
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OKAY. SHH, SHH.
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WE ACTUALLY MET ABOUT A YEAR AGO
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ON A DANCE FLOOR.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
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THAT MEANS THAT YOU'VE DATED
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FOR AT LEAST A YEAR.
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WELL, WE DATED FOR ABOUT A
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WEEK, AND --
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AND THEN SHE ROBBED ME.
403
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EXCUSE ME?
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CALVIN.
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WHAT? YOU WANTED THE
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COUNSELING. I MEAN, HE'S A
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PASTOR, A MAN OF GOD.
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GO AHEAD AND TELL THE TRUTH.
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BE HONEST.
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I TOOK ALL THE MONEY OUT OF
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HIS BANK ACCOUNTS, AND I TOOK
412
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CASH ADVANCES ON ALL HIS CREDIT
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CARDS.
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WELL, THAT'S NORMALLY WHAT A
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WIFE DOES, SON.
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BUT I GAVE IT ALL BACK.
417
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NOW, A WIFE DOESN'T DO THAT,
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00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,241
NOW.
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AND, WE'VE BEEN IN LOVE EVER
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SINCE.
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OH, SO, SINCE WE MENTIONED
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MONEY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT
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FIRST.
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DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING JOINT
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ACCOUNTS?
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OH, YES.
427
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NO.
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BUT I THOUGHT WE WOULD HAVE
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SEPARATE ACCOUNTS.
430
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AND WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT?
431
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BECAUSE IF WE HAVE JOINT
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ACCOUNTS, YOU'LL HAVE ACCESS TO
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ALL MY MONEY.
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[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT MONEY?
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SWITCHING SUBJECTS HERE.
436
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DO YOU PLAN TO STAY IN ATLANTA?
437
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YES.
438
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,551
NO.
439
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:52,724
NEXT TOPIC. KIDS?
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[ BOTH ] YES.
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SEE? SEE?
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THERE'S SOMETHING WE AGREE ON.
443
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HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?
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TWO.
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FIVE.
446
00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:01,482
YOU WANT FIVE KIDS?
447
00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:02,551
WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAVE
448
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YOUR FIVE KIDS?
449
00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:04,827
THAT'S ME THAT WOULD HAVE TO
450
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CARRY THEM FOR NINE MONTHS AND
451
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TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT --
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NO, SIR.
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BUT, BABY, I WANT THE
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HUXTABLES.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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THAT IS ON TV.
457
00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,137
CLAIRE DIDN'T HAVE ALL THEM
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KIDS.
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THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE.
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LOOK, I GOT A PLAN.
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00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:19,758
NOW, TIGER WOODS' DAD GROOMED
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HIM TO PLAY GOLF.
463
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,000
AND THE WILLIAMS SISTERS' DAD
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MADE THEM TENNIS CHAMPS.
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NOW, I'M GONNA MAKE A BAND.
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IT'S MY JOE JACKSON PLAN.
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I DON'T PLAN TO BE BROKE MY
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WHOLE LIFE.
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00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:31,448
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:34,206
YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
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WE SHOULDN'T DO THIS.
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00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:36,896
SEE? SEE?
473
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WE AGREE ON SOMETHING ELSE.
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GOOD PASTOR.
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I KNEW MARRIAGE COUNSELING WAS A
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BAD IDEA.
477
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GOOD NIGHT. THANK YOU.
478
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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THIS MARRIAGE THING, THIS ISN'T
481
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A GOOD IDEA.
482
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A GOOD IDEA.
CALVIN, THIS WEDDING IS OFF.
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00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:58,655
CALVIN, THIS WEDDING IS OFF.
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HEY, PASTOR JONES.
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00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,413
HOW ARE YOU?
486
00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,068
WHAT'S GOING ON?
487
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:05,206
MIRANDA CALLED OFF THE
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WEDDING.
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00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,689
WHAT?
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00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,724
MIRANDA CALLED OFF THE
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00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:09,689
WEDDING.
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00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,034
BUT, SISTER ELLA, DON'T YOU
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00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:12,482
WORRY ABOUT A THING.
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I'M SURE SHE'S GONNA COME
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00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,965
AROUND.
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00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:16,793
KEVIN --
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[ BOTH ] CALVIN.
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CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR
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YOUR SECOND SESSION.
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MAN, I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE
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00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,586
YOU AGAIN. GET OUT!
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00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:28,000
CALVIN!
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00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,517
I'M GONNA CAST THAT DEMON OUT
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00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,482
OF YOU, BOY.
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00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:31,965
DO NOT TALK TO PASTOR JONES
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00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:32,793
LIKE THAT.
507
00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:34,034
MAMA, I'M SORRY.
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00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,137
I'M SO SORRY.
509
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:36,965
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY.
510
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:42,241
GOD BLESS YOU AND GET OUT.
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00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:43,413
FORGIVE ME.
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00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:47,068
CALVIN PAYNE, SIT.
513
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:49,000
WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON WITH
514
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,103
YOU?
515
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,448
NOW, YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT THE
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00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,206
CHICKEN.
517
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,103
YOU'VE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE
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00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,931
PASTOR DYING, YOUR VIDEO GAME,
519
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:57,931
THE COUNSELING.
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00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,275
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
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00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:02,758
YEAH.
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00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,413
OH, BABY.
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00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:06,620
MOM, I JUST NEVER IMAGINED
524
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,551
BEING WITH ONE WOMAN FOR 60
525
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:09,724
YEARS.
526
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,827
I MEAN, IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE
527
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:11,896
HAPPY FOR THAT LONG?
528
00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:12,931
YES.
529
00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:15,689
LOOK AT ME AND YOUR FATHER.
530
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,655
CALVIN, BABY, DO YOU LOVE HER?
531
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YES.
532
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ARE YOU GOING TO STAY WITH
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HER?
534
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YES.
535
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OKAY.
536
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
537
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I CAN'T IMAGINE LIVING WITHOUT
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MIRANDA.
539
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I NEED TO FIX IT.
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GO.
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AND DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, BABY.
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AND DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, BABY.
THANKS, MOM.
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THANKS, MOM.
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FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO THANK
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EVERYBODY FOR PARTICIPATING IN
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THIS FAMILY MEETING.
547
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NOW, WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?
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WHERE ELSE?
549
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OVER AT TIFFANY AND DESMOND'S.
550
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AND, PLEASE, DON'T MENTION THEM
551
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AGAIN 'CAUSE THEY MAY CALL.
552
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WHERE'S POPS?
553
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I DON'T KNOW.
554
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SOMEWHERE DOING SOME PILATES.
555
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IN A RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.
556
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COME ON, BABY, COME ON.
557
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WHAT IS ALL THIS ABOUT?
558
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IT'S ABOUT MIRANDA CALLING
559
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OFF THE WEDDING.
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I DIDN'T KNOW, CALVIN.
561
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I'M SORRY. WHAT HAPPENED?
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IT'S A LONG STORY.
563
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LACK OF CHICKENS, DEAD PASTORS,
564
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I CAN'T MAKE MY BAND.
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JUST PURE MAYHEM.
566
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A BAND?
567
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A
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FIGHT. NO, I'M NOT.
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GOOD. CALVIN, WHAT CAN WE
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DO TO HELP YOU?
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FIRST OF ALL, JANINE, I NEED
573
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YOU TO CHECK ON MIRANDA'S
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WEDDING GOWN.
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MAKE SURE IT'S PERFECT WITH
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THOSE CRYSTAL THINGS AND MORE
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BEAUTIFUL THAN SHE COULD HAVE
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EVER IMAGINED.
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ALL RIGHT?
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NOW, MOM.
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I NEED YOU TO CHECK ON THE
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FLOWERS.
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MAKE SURE THEY ARE PERFECT.
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OKAY, GOOD.
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C.J., MY MAN --
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YES, SIR.
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I NEED TO FIND ANYBODY THAT
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CAN MAKE CHICKEN MARSALA.
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CHICKEN MARSALA.
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YES. AND I NEED YOU TO GET
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MIRANDA OVER HERE LATER.
592
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HOW AM I GONNA DO THAT?
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MAN, I DON'T KNOW, MAN, JUST
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DO IT!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
596
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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HUT, HUT, HUT.
598
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OH, YOU MEAN NOW.
599
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WAIT, SHE CAN'T HUT TOO FAST.
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I'M HUTTING.
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MOVE.
602
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YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE ALL MEAN
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ABOUT IT.
604
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HEY, UNCLE CURTIS, IS THAT
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ICE CREAM?
606
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WITH STRAWBERRIES ON TOP?
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YES AND YES.
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CURTIS, BABY, HOW ARE YOU
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SUPPOSED TO LOSE WEIGHT IF
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YOU'RE EATING ICE CREAM?
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I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T
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CARE!
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I'M DEPRESSED.
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POP, DON'T WORRY.
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ME AND MIRANDA ARE GONNA WORK
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OUT THAT WEDDING.
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WILL YOU GET AWAY FROM ME,
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CALVIN?
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NOBODY CARE ABOUT YOU AND THAT
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GIRL'S WEDDING.
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I'M DEPRESSED BECAUSE I'M
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GAINING WEIGHT.
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I'M BLOATED.
624
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I GOT CRAMPS, AND I'M CRANKY.
625
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I'M NEVER CRANKY LIKE THIS.
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I JUST DON'T FEEL PRETTY, BABY.
627
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YOU'RE NOT.
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AND IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
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ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.
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C.J., YOU ARE THE MAN.
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SO, HOW MUCH DID IT COST?
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CALVIN!
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I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
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BABY, WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE
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BED? HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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I'M NOT TIRED.
638
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C.J. TOLD ME YOU FELL DOWN A
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FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
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BABY, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
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STAIRS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
644
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NO, NO, NO. WAIT. WAIT.
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BABY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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SIT DOWN.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT BY ME?
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NO.
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LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO LET
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YOU KNOW THAT EVERYTHING'S TAKEN
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CARE OF.
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I HAD JANINE GO FIX YOUR DRESS,
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AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF IT AND I
654
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AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF IT AND I
DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT.
655
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DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT.
656
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OH, MY GOODNESS, BABY, IT'S
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BEAUTIFUL.
658
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JUST LIKE YOU.
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AND NOT ONLY DID C.J. FIND
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SOMEBODY THAT'LL MAKE CHICKEN
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MARSALA, BUT THEY'LL PREPARE
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EVERYTHING ELSE, TOO.
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YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, HUH?
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OH, BUT, THAT'S NOT IT.
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PASTOR JONES IS GONNA PERFORM
666
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THE CEREMONY, AND MY MOM GOT
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TWICE THE AMOUNT OF FLOWERS FOR
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HALF THE PRICE ALL BECAUSE THE
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FLORIST LOVED HER PECAN PIE.
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OH.
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BABY, YOU ARE GONNA MAKE SUCH A
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GREAT HUSBAND.
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AND A FATHER OF FIVE.
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HMM?
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LOOK, BABY, I DON'T CARE IF
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WE HAVE ONE CHILD, FIVE
677
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CHILDREN, OR IF WE ADOPT.
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE MY WIFE,
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THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
680
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SO, MIRANDA LUCAS, WILL YOU
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STILL BE MY WIFE?
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STILL BE MY WIFE?
YES.
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YES.
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YES! YES!
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CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!
686
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[ LAUGHS ]
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MOVE, WATCH YOURSELF.
688
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WATCH YOURSELF.
689
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MOVE THAT WAY.
690
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OH! I'M SO HAPPY.
691
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:35,413
WOW, WORD TRAVELS FAST.
692
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:36,620
SO YOU'RE HAPPY THAT THE
693
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WEDDING'S STILL ON?
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00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:39,241
NO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
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WEDDING.
696
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I ACTUALLY LOST WEIGHT!
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I LOST TWO POUNDS.
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TWO POUNDS.
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00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:49,103
32 OUNCES, 56 GRAMS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHOO! SO HAPPY.
702
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:58,482
WHAT WERE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?
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00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,103
I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD
704
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HAVE A BARBECUE TO CELEBRATE.
705
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,862
WE WOULD DO A FISH FRY.
706
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BAKE OFF.
707
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,310
WE COULD DO A BAKE OFF.
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00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:08,931
EVERYBODY BAKE SOMETHING.
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