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WHAT'S UP, BIG UNC?
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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BREAK DANCING.
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BREAK DANCING?
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I GUESS THAT'S A DUMB QUESTION.
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BREAK
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DANCE.
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YOU DONE BREAK YOUR NECK.
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[ LAUGHS MOCKINGLY ]
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WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE?
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE
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A LIFE.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE EVER SINCE
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YOU GOT DUMPED.
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HEY, I DID NOT GET DUMPED.
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ME AND TANYA AGREED TO MUTUALLY
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BREAK UP.
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THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS
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WHO GETS DUMPED.
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HEY, DADDY.
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WE'RE GOING OUT FOR PIZZA AND TO
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PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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YEAH, PEACE, DAD.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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OKAY, SEE Y'ALL.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
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DIDN'T YOU JUST SPEND MONEY ON A
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VIDEO GAME HERE AT THE HOUSE?
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AND NOW THEY'RE GOING TO SPEND
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MONEY ON A VIDEO GAME OUTSIDE
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THE HOUSE?
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THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A
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HOUSE.
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BUT IT'S FUN TO GO OUT.
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WELL THEN, YOU NEED TO STAY
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OUT AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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LET'S GO.
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HEY, EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT?
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DIDN'T YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
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WHAT?
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YOUR BUDDY.
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OH.
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YEAH, DADDY, COME WITH US.
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IT'LL BE FUN.
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NO, NO.
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YOU GUYS GO AND HAVE A GOOD
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TIME.
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COME ON, DAD, IT'LL BE JUST
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LIKE OLD TIMES WHEN ME AND MOM
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USED TO TEAM UP AGAINST YOU AND
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JAZZY.
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OH, THAT'S FUN.
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THAT'S SOME FUN.
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YEAH, BUT, IF YOU DO COME,
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THEN I'M GONNA SWITCH PARTNERS
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BECAUSE YOU STINK AT VIDEO
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GAMES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING
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YOU SUCK.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANT.
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THAT AIN'T REALLY WHAT SHE --
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SHE SAID YOU'RE GONNA GET --
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OKAY, SO, IF THAT'S HOW YOU
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FEEL, I'M COMING.
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YOU ON, JAZZY.
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I'M TAKING YOU DOWN.
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AND I DO HAVE A LIFE, JUST SO
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THAT YOU KNOW.
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AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE,
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GET A HOUSE.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M DOWNLOADING WEDDING
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SONGS-- CHECK IT OUT.
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I GOT "THE BEST OF EARTH WIND
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AND FIRE" FOR SOMETHING OLD.
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AND NEW EDITION FOR SOMETHING
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NEW.
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NEW EDITION?
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OH, THOSE BOYS ARE OVER 50,
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BABY.
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WELL, THEY HAVE "NEW" IN
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THEIR NAME.
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OH, AND I GOT B.B. KING FOR
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SOMETHING BLUE.
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HIS SONGS ALWAYS MAKE ME SAD.
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OKAY. AND, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
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FOR BORROWED?
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OH, I GOT THAT COVERED.
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I BORROWED POP'S CREDIT CARD.
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YOU DID WHAT?
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OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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LET ME SEE ONE THING ON MY BILL.
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ONE THING.
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YOU THINK I'M PLAYING WITH YOU.
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CALVIN, BABY, I HATE TO TELL
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YOU THIS.
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BUT ALL OF THAT APPLIES ONLY TO
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THE BRIDE AND WHAT SHE WEARS.
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OLD. NEW. BORROWED. BLUE.
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WELL, SINCE I STILL HAVE
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POP'S CREDIT CARD, I'LL JUST BUY
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HER SOME NEW STILETTOS.
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CURTIS.
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I WISH YOU WOULD, I WISH --
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[ DOOR BELL RINGS ]
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DOORBELL, THE DOORBELL.
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GET THE DOOR.
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SOMEBODY'S COMING.
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GIVE ME MY CARD.
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SAY SOMETHING ELSE.
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YOU NOT THAT TOUGH.
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SAY SOMETHING ELSE.
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HEY, BABY.
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HEY, BABY.
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HI, MR. AND MRS. PAYNE.
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HI, MIRANDA.
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ARE THEM STILETTOS?
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YOU LIKE?
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LIKE? LOOK AT THOSE.
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LOOK AT THOSE.
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STILETTOS.
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STILETTO.
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BABY, ARE YOU READY TO GO
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REGISTER FOR OUR WEDDING GIFTS?
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OH, BABY, YOU DON'T NEED ME.
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YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO WITHOUT ME?
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NO, SWEETIE, I DO NEED YOU.
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WHAT IF I PICK SOMETHING YOU
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DON'T LIKE?
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THEN I'LL TAKE IT BACK AND
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GET THE CASH.
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BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU
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FORGET THE REGISTRY, JUST FORGET
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ABOUT IT AND JUST TAKE THE CASH
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UP FRONT.
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MR. PAYNE, YOU CANNOT ASK FOR
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MONEY AS A WEDDING GIFT.
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THAT IS SO TACKY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHERE YOU BEEN?
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YOU AIN'T NEVER WATCH
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"THE GODFATHER?"
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BABY, PLEASE, COME WITH ME?
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I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE.
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PLEASE?
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BABY.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST YOU BOTH
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GO TOGETHER AND TAKE ELLA WITH
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YOU, SO I CAN HAVE THE HOUSE ALL
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TO MYSELF.
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HEY, NO. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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MY MOM COULD GO WITH YOU.
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I'M SURE THAT, YOU KNOW,
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SHE'S BUSY DOING --
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NO. NO, I'M NOT BUSY.
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I'M NOT BUSY AT ALL.
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IN FACT, I WOULD LOVE TO GO AND
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HELP YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL, MY COMPUTER IS ALREADY
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SET UP.
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YOU GUYS COULD JUST REGISTER
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ONLINE.
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OR ON FOOT.
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CURTIS.
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GET OUT!
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BABY, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT
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THIS.
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COME ON, MIRANDA. COME ON.
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WHAT?
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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CHILDREN.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I PROMISE.
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I KNOW THIS IS YOUR WEDDING AND
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I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, I GUESS IT'LL BE OKAY.
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THAT'S IT.
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HERE WE GO.
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OH, LET US START RIGHT HERE.
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OOH.
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GLASSES, GLASSES.
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GLASS, I LIKE THAT ONE.
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LOOK AT THAT ONE.
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OH, YOU LIKE THOSE?
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT THOSE RIGHT
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THERE?
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OOH, NOW THAT'S CLASSY.
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AND WITH A BIG FAMILY LIKE WHAT
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WE HAVE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO
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SETS.
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PUT YOURSELF DOWN FOR TWO SETS.
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TWO SETS.
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TWO SETS? TWO?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
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MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
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HUH?
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MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
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YOU MAY NEED FOUR SETS.
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HA! THIS IS GREAT. SEE?
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ASSISTANT.
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OH, BOY.
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YOU LIKE THIS COLOR?
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YOU LIKE THAT COLOR?
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NO.
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NO? OH, IT'S PERFECT.
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YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT.
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IT'S PERFECT.
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GREEN IS YOUR COLOR.
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BABY, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
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GREEN.
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NO, IT'S FINE.
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WHEW!
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THAT WAS FUN.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU
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TRIPPED PEPPERONI PETE AND HE
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DROPPED ALL HIS TOKENS.
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BOY, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS AN
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ACCIDENT.
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THOSE KIDS PICKED UP THOSE
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TOKENS LIKE IT WAS HALLOWEEN
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CANDY.
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POOR PETE!
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YEAH.
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BUT THANKS TO MALIK SITTING ON
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HIM, GOT ME 20 TOKENS.
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YEAH.
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I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN THE
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FOUR OF US HAVE TOGETHER.
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WE SHOULD DO A MOVIE TONIGHT.
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I'M DOWN.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE SHOULD GO SEE "STAR FIGHTER."
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C.J., I'M SORRY, COULD YOU
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GET ME THE SUGAR?
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PREGNANT WOMEN AREN'T
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SUPPOSED TO HAVE COFFEE.
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IT'S DECAF.
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THANK YOU.
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DID YOU SEE HOW HAPPY MOM AND
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DAD WERE TONIGHT?
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YEAH. SO?
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OW! WHAT DID YOU HIT ME FOR?
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BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOT TO
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FOCUS, MAN.
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ANYWAY, IF MOM AND DAD ARE
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GETTING ALONG THIS WELL AS A
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FAMILY, MAYBE IF THEY GO OUT
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ALONE, THEN THEY'LL GET EVEN
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CLOSER.
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OH, LIKE A DATE.
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DUH!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU.
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YOU'RE KIND OF SLOW, BUT
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EVENTUALLY, YOU CATCH ON.
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HEY, DADDY, WE CAN'T GO TO THE
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MOVIE TONIGHT.
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BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT MALIK HAS
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TO HELP ME WITH MY SCHOOL
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PROJECT.
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OH, WELL, WE'LL POSTPONE THE
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MOVIE AND I'LL HELP BOTH OF YOU.
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NO, IT'S OKAY.
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I CAN HANDLE IT.
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YOU AND MOM JUST GO HAVE A GOOD
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TIME.
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BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME
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WITHOUT YOU TWO.
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IT'S OKAY.
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WE CAN GO THE NEXT TIME.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?
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WELL, I GUESS SO.
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I MEAN, IT'LL BE A LITTLE
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STRANGE WITHOUT THE KIDS, BUT
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SURE.
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YES! MOMMY AND DADDY ARE
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CATCHING A MOVIE ON AN OUTING,
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DATE, THINGY-MAJIG.
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GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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TOO MUCH CANDY AT THE ARCADE.
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CRYSTAL.
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OOH. OOH.
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I LIKE THAT BOWL.
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THAT IS GORGEOUS.
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THIS BOWL RIGHT HERE?
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YES.
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FOR $300, BABY?
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BABY, THAT'S NOT EVEN PRACTICAL.
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YOU KNOW, OKAY.
299
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OKAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH
300
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THAT BOWL?
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I WOULD SET THAT BEAUTIFUL
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BOWL IN MY GLASS ARMOIRE AND
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ADMIRE IT.
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OH.
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A $300 DUST COLLECTOR.
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AH!
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OH, WAIT, DO YOU EVEN DUST?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YES. I DO DUST.
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AND I ALSO VACUUM.
311
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AND THAT'S WHY THAT RIGHT THERE
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IS BEING ADDED TO MY REGISTRY.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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THAT $400 VACUUM CLEANER?
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MIRANDA, BABY, SWEETIE, HONEY,
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THIS IS A BROOM.
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A $4 BROOM.
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I SEE YOU'RE PRETTY FAMILIAR
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WITH THAT.
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YOU SHOULD RIDE OFF ON IT.
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SAY, WHAT, BABY?
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HUH? EXCUSE ME?
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MS. ELLA.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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OKAY.
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AT LEAST CALVIN WILL GET TO
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LIVE IN A DUST-FREE HOME WHILE
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HE'S STARVING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU TODAY.
333
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OKAY?
334
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I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT.
335
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I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU
336
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LIKE ANYMORE, OKAY?
337
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EXCUSE ME, BABY?
338
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
339
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THIS WHOLE DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN
340
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PICKING THINGS OUT THAT YOU LIKE
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ON HERE.
342
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OKAY?
343
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NEWS FLASH.
344
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THIS IS NOT YOUR WEDDING. OKAY?
345
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LIKE
346
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ANYMORE.
347
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I KNOW IT'S NOT MY WEDDING,
348
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DEARIE.
349
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YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF BEFORE
350
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YOU WON'T BE HAVING A WEDDING.
351
00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,933
OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
352
00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:15,067
I'M GONNA TAKE MY STUFF.
353
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I'M GONNA TAKE MY STUFF.
354
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FINE.
355
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AND, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I'M
356
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,067
GONNA DO.
357
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I'M GONNA DO IT ALL BY MYSELF AT
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MY HOUSE.
359
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EXIT. YOU HAVE NO MORE ACCESS.
360
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CALVIN, COME TURN THIS THING
361
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ON!
362
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I WANT THAT FOOD PROCESSOR!
363
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MOM, WHAT HAPPENED?
364
00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:42,267
MIRANDA'S IN THE LIVING ROOM
365
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UPSET.
366
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,467
REALLY?
367
00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:47,433
SHE IS?
368
00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:49,433
WHAT HAPPENED?
369
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I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
370
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,300
WELL, SHE'S UPSET. I'M UPSET.
371
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,500
BUT I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE
372
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GETTING ALONG GREAT.
373
00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:56,867
CALVIN, WE WERE.
374
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:59,167
UNTIL SHE BECAME ALL PUSHY.
375
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,800
I MADE ONE LITTLE SUGGESTION TO
376
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HER. AND SHE JUST BLEW UP.
377
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,667
COME ON, LET'S TALK TO HER.
378
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:10,000
CALVIN, I WILL GO, BUT I'M
379
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,633
NOT TALKING UNTIL SHE APOLOGIZES
380
00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,533
TO ME.
381
00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:13,533
COME ON.
382
00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:15,733
NO. NO. DON'T. WHAT?
383
00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:17,267
HMMM MM.
384
00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,333
ELLA, HOW COULD YOU?
385
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,667
MIRANDA, BABY, MY MOTHER SAID
386
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,800
SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP AND
387
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,967
YOU BLEW UP AT HER.
388
00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:26,367
THAT'S NOT WHAT MIRANDA SAID.
389
00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:27,933
YOUR MOTHER KEPT PICKING
390
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,767
THINGS THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT.
391
00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,100
AND SHE CRITICIZED EVERYTHING
392
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,233
THAT I DID WANT.
393
00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:34,200
OH, OH, AND ACCORDING TO HER,
394
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,400
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
395
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,233
RIGHT, INCLUDING MARRY YOU,
396
00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:40,767
BECAUSE I CAN'T COOK.
397
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,000
YOU DON'T COOK?
398
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,167
THAT'S RIGHT.
399
00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,000
DING, DING, DING, DING!
400
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,667
SHE DOES NOT COOK.
401
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,700
WHY DO YOU THINK WE EAT OUT
402
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,667
ALL THE TIME?
403
00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:49,633
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED
404
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:50,567
GOING OUT.
405
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,033
I DO, AND I DON'T COOK.
406
00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,167
LOOK, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT
407
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,133
LATER. RIGHT NOW, YOU NEED TO
408
00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,233
APOLOGIZE TO MY MOTHER.
409
00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:57,700
CALVIN, WHY SHOULD I
410
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,767
APOLOGIZE WHEN SHE STARTED IT?
411
00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:00,800
WAIT A MINUTE.
412
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,200
MIRANDA, THIS IS MY MOTHER.
413
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,300
WRONG MOVE.
414
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,933
YES, I AM.
415
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,467
CALVIN, YOUR MOTHER IS A
416
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,233
LITTLE BOSSY.
417
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:12,133
WELL, MOM, Y-Y-Y-YOU ARE.
418
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,800
STOP STUTTERING.
419
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,967
DON'T STUTTER.
420
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,433
I MEAN, DON'T PICK SIDES.
421
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,300
BE NEUTRAL. LIKE, SWITCH.
422
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,833
OKAY, MOM.
423
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,233
SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T COOK
424
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:23,600
ANYTHING?
425
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600
YOU KNOW WHAT?
426
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,367
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR MOTHER, BUT,
427
00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:28,433
WRONG IS WRONG.
428
00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:35,900
SORRY, MIRANDA, I'M SO SORRY
429
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:39,067
ABOUT THIS.
430
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:42,300
CALVIN, BABY, I'M SORRY.
431
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,400
WELL, I JUST GOT A LITTLE
432
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,367
EXCITED, OKAY?
433
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,967
I JUST WANTED TO HELP.
434
00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:48,400
I'M SORRY.
435
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,600
BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE HOW
436
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,967
SHE TALKED TO ME.
437
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,067
SHE GETTIN' SO SOFT.
438
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,633
A FEW YEARS AGO, CRACK!
439
00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:00,167
SHE'D CRACKED HER.
440
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,167
OH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA
441
00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:01,967
CRACK.
442
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:03,500
THAT CHRISTIAN STUFF REALLY
443
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,833
WORKS.
444
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,933
MALIK, IS THAT ALL YOU DO?
445
00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:13,233
BABY, READ A BOOK.
446
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,400
STIMULATE YOUR LITTLE MIND.
447
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,633
AUNTIE ELLA, THIS IS
448
00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:17,533
STIMULATING.
449
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:18,567
IT ALSO HELPS YOU RELIEVE
450
00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:20,233
STRESS.
451
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,167
REALLY?
452
00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:23,800
YEAH. TRY IT.
453
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,767
ALL RIGHT.
454
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:25,900
THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE MOVES
455
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,067
THE SPACESHIP UP AND DOWN.
456
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,133
THAT ONE MOVES IT LEFT AND
457
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,667
RIGHT. AND, THOSE BUTTONS RIGHT
458
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,333
THERE, SHOOTS THE ALIENS.
459
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,733
CAN I NAME THE ALIEN?
460
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:33,767
YEAH. THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE
461
00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,100
HELPS YOU NAME THE ALIENS.
462
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,100
OKAY.
463
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,567
M-APOSTROPHE R-N-D.
464
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:41,833
THEY WON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
465
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,433
DIE! DIE! DIE!
466
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:52,467
BUT YOU DON'T EVEN COOK, ALIEN.
467
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,200
YOU DON'T. HA!
468
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,233
KICK, DIE! DIE!
469
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,267
AUNTIE ELLA, AUNTIE ELLA!
470
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,167
WHAT?
471
00:12:58,167 --> 00:12:59,133
AUNTIE ELLA, LOOK, LOOK,
472
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,267
PLEASE, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
473
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:03,800
OKAY. WHAT? OKAY.
474
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,067
THE GAME'S STILL GONNA BE
475
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,133
THERE. OKAY?
476
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,067
CALM DOWN.
477
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,067
OKAY.
478
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,967
PUT THE REMOTE DOWN.
479
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:12,467
BACK AWAY FROM THE TV, OKAY?
480
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:15,867
OKAY. CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
481
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,233
MALIK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
482
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,300
GOING TO HELP JAZMINE WITH HER
483
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,333
SCHOOL PROJECT?
484
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:20,367
OKAY. YEAH. I'M GONNA DO IT
485
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,367
AS SOON AS YOU TWO LEAVE.
486
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,433
WELL, PLEASE DON'T WAIT UNTIL
487
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:23,433
THE LAST MINUTE. SHE'S ALREADY
488
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,500
GOTTEN STARTED ON IT. OKAY?
489
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,067
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
490
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,400
SCARF?
491
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,933
NO SCARF?
492
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:31,333
NO SCARF.
493
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,433
I'LL WEAR THE SCARF.
494
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,167
THANK YOU.
495
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,167
CAREFUL.
496
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,067
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
497
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,067
JACKET?
498
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,233
NO JACKET.
499
00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:39,633
JACKET.
500
00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:43,633
DEFINITELY NO JACKET.
501
00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:46,167
OH, YOU LOOK NICE.
502
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,867
THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.
503
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:48,967
DAD, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALM
504
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,100
DOWN WITH ALL THE COMPLIMENTS
505
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:50,900
AND STUFF.
506
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:53,700
WOMEN DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT.
507
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,467
WHO TOLD YOU THAT, SON?
508
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,833
UNCLE CURTIS.
509
00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,967
WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO MOVE.
510
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,167
OKAY, WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS
511
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,367
LATER.
512
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,967
YEAH. WE'LL BE BACK.
513
00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:05,867
[ INDISTINCT ]
514
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:06,800
MALIK, DO NOT STAY UP TOO
515
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,900
LATE. REMEMBER TO HELP JAZMINE
516
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,867
WITH HER HOMEWORK. AND, PLEASE
517
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:09,967
DON'T GIVE AUNT ELLA A HARD
518
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,067
TIME, OKAY?
519
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,067
OKAY.
520
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:12,933
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
521
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,067
NIGHT.
522
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,933
DAD, HAVE HER HOME BY 10.
523
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,633
AND, HERE'S A EXTRA FIVE DOLLARS
524
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:22,933
FOR YOU. GET THE BIG BAG OF
525
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,300
POPCORN, OKAY?
526
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,300
THANKS.
527
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,767
HEY, BABY.
528
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,833
WHERE'S C.J.? I NEED HIM TO
529
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:29,767
HELP ME WITH SOMETHING.
530
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:30,767
OH, C.J.
531
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:33,333
AND JANINE WENT OUT ON A DATE
532
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,867
WHILE I'M WATCHING THEIR KIDS.
533
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:37,200
WENT OUT ON A DATE?
534
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,533
THEY'RE DIVORCED.
535
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:40,900
THEY HAVE TWO KIDS AND A BABY ON
536
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,267
THE WAY.
537
00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:43,367
I THINK IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE
538
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,333
DATE STAGE.
539
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,700
DON'T YOU THINK?
540
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,267
NO.
541
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,067
HEY.
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LOOK WHO'S BACK FOR ROUND
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TWO! LOOK WHO'S BACK
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FOR ROUND TWO!
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ELLA, YOU GONNA LET HER GET
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AWAY WITH-- WAIT A MINUTE!
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OKAY. WHOEVER KNOCKS
548
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,333
THIS OFF GETS THE FIRST HIT.
549
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I'M JUST SAYING, I'M JUST --
550
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HOW COME YOU BRING HER BACK?
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00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,467
MOM, THE TWO OF YOU NEED TO
552
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:08,267
TALK.
553
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:11,933
OKAY, START TALKING.
554
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,267
MIRANDA, CAN YOU APOLOGIZE TO
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00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,267
MY MOTHER?
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NO.
557
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CALVIN, I TOLD YOU IN THE CAR
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THAT I DON'T FEEL I SHOULD HAVE
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TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE SHE STARTED
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IT.
561
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,533
DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHO
562
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:22,400
STARTED IT?
563
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YES. YES.
564
00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:27,467
IT'S GOING DOWN THIS TIME.
565
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,333
GUYS, PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS.
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00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:33,767
MOM, I LOVE YOU.
567
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,733
BUT, I'M MARRYING MIRANDA.
568
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,067
AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT
569
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,067
YOU TWO GET ALONG.
570
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:42,967
AND, BABY, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
571
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,333
BUT I CAN'T LET YOU COME IN
572
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,933
BETWEEN ME AND MY MOTHER.
573
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,833
SO, PLEASE, FOR ME, CAN YOU TWO
574
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,067
JUST SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND
575
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,300
APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHER?
576
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,367
I MEAN, YOU BOTH WERE A LITTLE
577
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:55,267
WRONG.
578
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,733
I'M SORRY, MIRANDA.
579
00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:59,100
I'M SORRY.
580
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,133
I KNOW I PROBABLY WAS A LITTLE
581
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,967
PUSHY IN THERE.
582
00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:06,200
BUT I KNOW IT'S YOUR WEDDING.
583
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,800
I WAS JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE
584
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,733
REGISTRY AND ORDERING THINGS
585
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,133
AND, BABY, I'VE NEVER HAD A
586
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:15,667
DAUGHTER, OKAY? SO, SORRY.
587
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,500
MS. ELLA, I'M REALLY SORRY
588
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,200
FOR GETTING SO UPSET WITH YOU.
589
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,233
I REALLY, HONESTLY, I APPRECIATE
590
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:22,967
YOUR HELP.
591
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,700
HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO AND
592
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,633
FINISH THE REGISTRY IN PERSON?
593
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:29,267
NO-- NO!
594
00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:31,067
MIRANDA AND I WILL HANDLE IT.
595
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:33,533
OH!
596
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,467
THEN I WILL GO AND FINISH
597
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:36,833
DINNER.
598
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,967
MS. ELLA? [ SIGHS ]
599
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,067
I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER
600
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,133
HAD A DAUGHTER.
601
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,367
BUT YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
602
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:44,733
WOULD REALLY, REALLY LIKE IT IF
603
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,567
YOU COULD TEACH HER HOW TO COOK.
604
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,667
[ LAUGHING ]
605
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:49,967
GET IN THIS KITCHEN.
606
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,533
OKAY. BYE, BABY.
607
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,167
MIRANDA, THE FIRST THING TO
608
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,233
COOKING --
609
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,667
IS WASHING YOUR HANDS.
610
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,667
I CAN DO THAT.
611
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,600
I DIDN'T DO IT.
612
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,567
I'M NOT HERE, I'M NOT IN IT.
613
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:02,667
THEY'RE GOING FOR THE KNIVES.
614
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,733
THEY'RE GOING FOR THE KNIVES.
615
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,667
YOU'RE GONNA LET THEM GO FOR THE
616
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,867
KNIVES?
617
00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:10,900
[ CHUCKLING ]
618
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,467
WHAT HAPPENED?
619
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,700
THEY MADE UP.
620
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,567
THEY LEFT.
621
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,433
IT'S QUIET.
622
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:16,933
LET'S WATCH TV.
623
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:18,700
MAN!
624
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,767
SO, YEAH, I HAD A REALLY
625
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:22,667
GREAT TIME.
626
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,700
YEAH. SO DID I.
627
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,133
YEAH.
628
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:26,067
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LATE IT
629
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:26,967
IS.
630
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:28,500
YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.
631
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,700
AND YOU'VE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS
632
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,367
WITH THIS JESUS WRAP ALL NIGHT.
633
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,300
HERE WE ARE.
634
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,133
YOU WANT TO GET THE DOOR?
635
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:37,933
OH?
636
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,400
YES.
637
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,067
OH, YEAH, THESE --
638
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,100
YEAH. C.J., WHY ARE YOU SO
639
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,133
NERVOUS?
640
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,933
SEE, USUALLY, IF I WALK A
641
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:48,233
DATE TO HER DOOR, I GIVE HER A
642
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,500
KISS.
643
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,300
OKAY, SO WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
644
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,267
IT WAS A BIG BUCKET OF
645
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:04,067
POPCORN, WASN'T IT?
646
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,700
BABY, I'M ADDING A WORKBENCH
647
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,633
AND A TOOL KIT AND GOLF CLUBS.
648
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:13,933
THIS IS CALVIN AND MIRANDA'S
649
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,067
REGISTRY.
650
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,400
BABY, YOU CANNOT ADD THOSE
651
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,200
THINGS TO THEIR REGISTRY.
652
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,467
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
653
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,233
AFTER TAKING CARE OF CALVIN,
654
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,400
PUTTING HIM THROUGH SCHOOL FOR
655
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,867
SEVEN YEARS --
656
00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:27,867
TAKING CARE OF HIM FOR 25 YEARS,
657
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:28,967
HE OWE ME.
658
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:32,867
CURTIS, THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
659
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:35,233
NOW, FOOD PROCESSOR.
660
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:38,067
FOOD PROCESSOR.
661
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,267
HOW DO YOU SPELL "PROCESSOR?"
662
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,867
P.
663
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:45,467
P-I CESSOR.
664
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,633
YOU FORGOT THE PRO, BABY.
665
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:48,733
PR, PRO?
666
00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:49,800
PRO, PRO.
667
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,900
PRO, PRO.
668
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,167
PRO.
669
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,900
HOLD ON. I CAN'T TYPE THAT FAST.
670
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,600
LET ME DO IT.
671
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,100
FOOD PROCESSOR.
672
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,933
P-R-O-C-E-S-S-O-R.
673
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,700
NEW CARBURETOR.
674
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,700
FOUR HUNDRED-DOLLAR VACUUM
675
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:07,700
CLEANER.
676
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,200
TWENTY-INCH RIMS.
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