Original subtitles

[ LAUGHING ]

WHAT?

OH, THAT'S CRAZY.

IT SAYS HERE, THEY HAD THESE

ROBBERS ROBBED A BANK, AND THEY

TRIED TO ESCAPE THE POLICE BY

DRIVING INTO A CAR WASH.

[ LAUGH ]

IS THAT CRAZY?

THEY DIDN'T THINK THE POLICE

WAS GONNA GO IN THERE AFTER

THEM?

NO, THEY WAS TRYING TO MAKE A

CLEAN GETAWAY.

[ LAUGH ]

I SAID THAT. I SAID THAT.

THAT AIN'T IN THERE.

HEY, DADDY.

CAN YOU RENT A SCARY MOVIE FOR

MY SLUMBER PARTY TONIGHT?

SURE, BABY.

ANYTHING FOR MY LITTLE BABY

GIRL.

WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP,

HOLD UP, HOLD UP.

DID I HEAR SLUMBER PARTY?

YEP.

HERE?

YEP.

TONIGHT?

YEP.

OH, HELL, NO!

NO!

COME ON, UNC, WE ALREADY

PLANNED IT.

WELL, THEN UNPLAN IT!

WHAT YOU HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY

FOR ANYWAY?

IT'S NOT HER BIRTHDAY!

WELL, THIS IS A "JUST

BECAUSE" SLUMBER PARTY.

YEAH.

I'M HAVING IT..."JUST BECAUSE."

WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO

HAVE IT.

WHY NOT?

JUST BECAUSE.

OKAY, JAZMINE, HERE ARE YOUR

PINK PILLOWS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MOMMY!

WHAT?

DON'T SIT THEM THERE!

ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY FIRST

"JUST BECAUSE" SLUMBER PARTY?

NO.

I WAS TRYING TO HELP.

WELL, THEN, PLEASE FOLLOW THE

LIST OF DO'S AND DON'TS.

BAM!

OKAY, SO, NOW, NUMBER ONE --

DON'T LET OLDER BROTHER, WELL,

IN THIS CASE, STINKY-FEET MALIK,

ANYWHERE NEAR THE PARTY.

OKAY.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE

AROUND YOUR LITTLE STUPID

FRIENDS, ANYWAY.

THEY ALL UGLY.

EVERY TIME I MENTION YOUR

NAME, YOU APPEAR!

NUMBER TWO!

NUMBER TWO.

DO HAVE POSTERS OF OMARION,

CHRIS BROWN, OH, YEAH, AND MY

BOYFRIEND...

BOW WOW.

NUMBER THREE [CHUCKLES]

DON'T HAVE LITTLE GOOFY GIRLS.

OH, SORRY.

YOU CAN'T COME TO YOUR OWN

PARTY.

NUMBER FOUR, MALIK, GO TO

YOUR ROOM.

OKAY, JAZMINE, I'VE BEEN

THINKING A LOT ABOUT THE GAMES

FOR YOUR PARTY, AND I HAVE COME

UP WITH THE PERFECT ONE.

OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU READY?

YES. I'M READY, I'M READY.

IT'S FUN. IT'S EASY.

IT IS GUARANTEED TO GET THE

PARTY STARTED.

I'M SO GLAD I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I WANT TO PLAY IT MYSELF.

YOU READY?

YEAH! YEAH!

MUSICAL CHAIRS.

OH, THAT'S GREAT!

THAT'S AWESOME!

IT'S SO SIMPLE.

THAT IS SO FIVE YEARS AGO.

NO, IT'S NOT.

IT'S SIMPLE AND IT'S A FUN GAME.

I USED TO PLAY IT.

UH, NO [ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S CHEAP AND IT'S BORING.

AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT

EASY.

ANYWAY, I HAVE TO JUDGE THE

HULA HOOP CONTEST.

SO -- BAM! -- HERE ARE THE

RULES.

OKAY.

OH, YEAH, AND READ NUMBER

SIX CAREFULLY.

FINALLY, YOU'RE BACK!

YOU'RE WELCOME.

OKAY, ICE CREAM.

CHECK.

OH, "ROLL BOUNCE" CD.

HEY, BOW WOW -- CHECK.

DAD, YOU FORGOT THE

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK LOLLIPOPS.

BUT I GOT THE GLOW IN THE

DARK GUM, AND THE

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK NECKLACES, AND

THE NAIL POLISH.

I KNOW, BUT WITHOUT THE

LOLLIPOPS, IT'S NOT GONNA BE

PERFECT.

SWEETHEART, IT'LL BE FINE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS WILL BE

RUNNING AROUND HERE SCREAMING,

BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS IN NO

TIME.

WELL, THAT DOES SOUND FUN.

SOUNDS LIKE I NEED SOMEPLACE

TO HIDE.

YOU SHOULD STAY,

UNCLE CURTIS, IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

STAY FOR WHAT, C.J.?

I'M NOT GONNA STAY HERE IN MY

HOUSE, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE

INVADED BY A BUNCH OF

8- AND 9-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GIRLS.

BOY-CRAZY, GERM-CARRYING, AND

FAST-TALKING BUSYBODIES.

RUNNING ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE.

IT'S NOT GONNA BE THAT BAD.

THEY'RE REALLY LITTLE ANGELS.

SO WAS LUCIFER...

UNTIL HIS DAUGHTER HAD A SLUMBER

PARTY.

WHO'S LUCIFER?

YOUR GRANDFATHER,

UNCLE CURTIS' DAD.

UNH!

THAT'S A FINE YOUNG LADY RIGHT

THERE!

BOY, COME PAYDAY, SHE CAN GET

ALL MY CHECK.

YEAH, ALL $72.

YOU KNOW THAT YOUNG GIRL WOULD

GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK.

CLEAR!

THEN CLEAR OUT YOUR BANK

ACCOUNT.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO

YOU YOUNG'UNS.

SEE, ABOUT THAT PRETTY-GIRL

THING -- IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE

UNAPPROACHABLE.

IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE NOT

APPROACHED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO GO AND

FACE REJECTION SOMETIME.

BUT, SEE, IF YOU DON'T GET

REJECTED, THEN YOU GET THE

PRETTY GIRL.

THAT'S HOW I GET MY PRETTY

GIRLS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL

YOU TALKING ABOUT, BUT IS THAT

HOW YOU GOT VERNITA?

VERNITA'S NOT A PRETTY GIRL.

SHE WAS MY PROBATION OFFICER.

SOME PLEA-BARGAIN BETWEEN SOME

PEANUT BUTTER, LUNCH MEAT, AND

SOME HANDCUFFS.

BUT THAT'S ANOTHER WHOLE STORY.

LOOK, THERE ARE A LOT OF PRETTY

WOMEN THAT ARE HOME ALONE ON

SATURDAY NIGHTS.

OH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY KIKI IS

ALWAYS OUT ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.

[ LAUGHS ]

WITH YOUR MAMA.

HEY!

HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

I REMEMBER YOU!

YOU CAME IN HERE ON YOUR WEDDING

DAY TO GET YOUR HAIR CUT, RIGHT?

YEP.

STERLING.

YEAH.

YEAH, YOU TRIED TO CUT YOUR

OWN HAIR.

YOU CAME IN HERE, AND IT WAS

JACKED UP!

YEAH. YEAH.

BUT KIKI HOOKED A BROTHER UP.

HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A LINE UP?

I GOT YOU NEXT.

ALL RIGHT. COOL.

WOW!

IT ALL GREW BACK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, TELL ME, HOW'S, STERLING,

HOW'S MARRIED LIFE TREATING YOU,

BROTHER?

OH, MAN, IT WAS GREAT FOR A

WHILE.

MAN, WE WAS ROLLING.

WE HAD LIKE, A NEW HOUSE, PLASMA

TV.

WOW.

NEW CARS.

THEN I LOST MY JOB.

OH.

AWW.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THEY ACCUSED ME OF STEALING.

OH.

HOW MUCH DID YOU STEAL?

SEE, WHEN YOU SAY "STEALING,"

STEALING IS LIKE CONTINUOUS,

YOU KNOW, ONGOING.

I ONLY STOLE ONE TIME.

I'M A STOLER.

NOT A STEALER.

OKAY, THEN, SO, WHAT DID

YOU STOLE?

[ SPLUTTERING ]

LIKE A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

OH, THAT AIN'T NOTHING.

MAYBE A COUPLE THOUSAND

DOLLARS.

MAYBE A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND

DOLLARS.

MAYBE I TOOK A COUPLE HUNDRED

THOUSAND DOLLARS, PUT IT IN A

BAG, PUT IT IN MY BOSS' CAR,

STOLE THAT, TOO.

YOU GOOD TO BE HERE.

DOCTORS SAY I GOT A PROBLEM,

MAN, YOU KNOW.

HEY, HEY, YO.

I JUST SAID I GOT A PROBLEM.

THESE ARE SOME NICE CHECKERS.

I LIKE THESE.

AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP

THEM, TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

COULD YOU STAND OVER HERE FOR A

SECOND, PLEASE?

RIGHT OVER HERE?

YEAH, YEAH -- RIGHT HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU IN "STOLE" TIMEOUT. OKAY?

STAY RIGHT THERE.

WAN TO BE ABLE TO WATCH YOU,

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT. DON'T MOVE.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

[ PEPPY THEME MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY, UNCLE CURTIS.

WHAT YOU DOING, MAN?

PLAYING THE SLOTS IN VEGAS.

UNCLE CURTIS, YOU KNOW,

YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING REALLY NICE,

AND YOU -- YOU SMELL GOOD.

IS THAT A NEW COLOGNE?

YEAH, IT'S CALLED FUNKY.

BY DIDDY P.

OKAY. OKAY.

WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT?

WHY ARE YOU HOVERING OVER ME?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

UM, WE WAS JUST WONDERING

IF...

NO, I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.

I SAW IT IN YOUR EYES.

YOU'VE BEEN SETTING ME UP ALL

THIS TIME.

I KNEW IT.

I AM NOT WATCHING THOSE KIDS!

YOU HEARD ME?

COME ON, UNC, JUST FOR A

MINUTE, MAN.

I GOT TO GET THE CAKE.

AND SHE'S GOT TO RUN AND GET

JAZMINE'S, YOU KNOW, GIFTS.

YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU GO GET THE CAKE

AND PICK UP THE GIFT?

THEN JANINE CAN STAY AND WATCH

THE KIDS.

BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST HIM TO

GET A NICE GIFT.

BESIDES, HE'LL TAKE TOO LONG.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU MEN ARE.

BY THE TIME HE GETS BACK, THE

KIDS WILL BE SOUND ASLEEP.

YEAH, AND, I GOT TO GO ALL

THE WAY ACROSS TOWN FROM WHERE

SHE IS TO GET THE CAKE.

I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

I KNEW IT WAS.

LISTEN, I'M TELLING YOU THIS

RIGHT NOW.

I SWEAR, I PROMISE YOU.

YOU GOT ONE HOUR. ONE HOUR.

IF YOU'RE NOT BACK IN ONE HOUR,

I'M GOING IN THAT ROOM.

I'M GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THERE,

AND WHATEVER HAPPENS IN HERE,

HAPPENS.

YOU GOT ONE HOUR.

ONE HOUR -- IF YOU AIN'T BACK,

I'M GONNA GO IN THAT ROOM AND

LOCK MYSELF --

YEAH, WHATEVER. WHATEVER.

THANKS, UNC. THANK YOU.

LOVE YOU, MAN.

WATCHING NO KIDS.

SICK OF Y'ALL.

BUSY AS I AM -- I'M A BUSY MAN!

GOT MORE THINGS TO DO THAN SIT

UP AND WATCH KIDS.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

YAY! THEY'RE HERE!

THEY'RE HERE!

Shh!

THEY'RE HERE, WAKE UP!

THERE AIN'T NOBODY HERE.

WAKE UP.

AIN'T NOBODY ASLEEP.

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?

GO! GET THE DOOR!

DELIRIOUS THING, GET OFF ME.

OOH, I CAN'T STAND Y'ALL

SOMETIMES!

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

HOLD YOUR PONYTAIL!

WHAT YOU WANT?

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

OH, LOOK AT 'EM.

LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE GIRLIES!

ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN.

WE GOT RED, YELLOW, BLACK, AND

GREEN.

ALL THE PRECIOUS KIDS IN SIGHT.

WHERE Y'ALL GOING?

AIN'T YOU GONNA CHAPERONE THE

KIDS?

LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY IN HERE.

ALL RIGHT?

IT AIN'T GONNA TAKE NO TIME FOR

ME TO GET A HAIRCUT.

THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING

READY FOR THE PARTY.

WE TOLD UNCLE CURTIS WE WOULD BE

RIGHT BACK.

WHAT'S UP, C.J.?

JANINE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT

LIL' BIT'S PARTY?

YES.

WE'RE GOING RIGHT BACK THERE

AS SOON AS I GET A CUT.

DELANTE, CAN YOU HOOK ME UP,

MAN?

LET'S DO IT.

GOOD LUCK.

[ Sighing ] OH.

WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK

YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY

PROBLEMS, GUYS.

OH, IT'S OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT IS WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR.

YEAH.

HEY, YOU GET A LITTLE

SOMETHING OFF YOUR HEAD AND GET

A LOT OFF YOUR CHEST.

YEAH, MAN.

YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

THAT'S WHY IT PAINS ME TO ROB

YOU.

NO!

WHY YOU GONNA ROB US?

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

YEAH, I MEAN, COME ON,

BROTHER, WHEN ARE WE GONNA STOP

THIS BLACK-ON-BLACK CRIME?

YOU AIN'T BLACK.

I'M HALF-BLACK.

WELL, I'LL JUST SHOOT THE

OTHER HALF.

LOOK, MAN, I THOUGHT WE WAS

COOL!

OH, MY BAD, MY BAD!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

NOW, SIT HER DOWN, NOW,

AL B. SHORT.

HEY, LOOK, LOOK, ALL RIGHT?

I'D RATHER ROB FRIENDS THAN

STRANGERS.

BESIDES, I COULD WIND UP GETTING

HURT.

PLUS, I FIGURED, YOU KNOW, WITH

YOU GUYS, IT WOULD BE OKAY.

MAN, YOU BETTER BE GLAD I LET

MY GRANDMA BORROW MY NINE THIS

WEEK.

'CAUSE IF YOU HAD CAME THROUGH

LAST WEEK, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN

YOUR LAST WEEK.

LOOK, MAN, WE CAN WORK THIS

OUT.

FLOYD ALWAYS CARRIES $300 TO

$400 IN HIS WALLET.

[ ALL TALKING ]

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

OKAY, OKAY, MATTER OF FACT.

I NEED EVERYBODY TO GIVE ME ALL

OF YOUR MONEY, YOUR WALLETS, AND

YOUR CELL PHONES.

LET'S GO. COME ON.

COME ON, IN THE BAG.

LIKE KINDERGARTEN.

PUMP, PUMP, PASS, LET'S GO.

MATTER OF FACT, THE LITTLE

ONE ON THE END, SHE KEEP MORE ON

HER LEFT SIDE THAN THE RIGHT

SIDE ON HER CHEST.

OKAY, COOL.

THANKS A LOT, CALVIN.

WHAT? HE'S ROBBING US.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT -- FOR HIM

TO TAKE OUR BLOOD?

PLEASE DON'T GIVE HIM ANY

MORE SUGGESTIONS.

SHE GOT A BABY.

HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN!

I NEED YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU.

I JUST NEED TO CALL MY UNCLE AND

LET HIM KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE A

LITTLE LATE.

WE GOT AN EMERGENCY.

ALL RIGHT, MAN, IF YOU DON'T

GIVE ME THAT CELL PHONE, PUT THE

CELL PHONE IN THE BAG!

I NEED TO CALL MY UNCLE!

MAN, ARE YOU CRAZY?

I'M NOT A KILLER, BUT DON'T PUSH

ME, ALL RIGHT?

YOU CAN'T SEE ME RIGHT NOW.

I'M LIKE A WHISPER IN THE WIND.

LET'S GO.

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.

OH, DON'T THINK I FORGOT,

EITHER.

COME ON, PASS THE MONEY ON THE

LEFT-HAND SIDE -- LET'S GO.

OOH, WHAT'S THIS -- LAVENDER?

HEY, IS EVERYBODY READY FOR A

BEDTIME STORY?

BEDTIME?

All: YAY!

HIT THE LIGHT.

OOH!

OKAY.

OH, HERE WE GO.

ONCE UPON A TIME...

IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY,

ONE STORMY, COLD, WINTER,

SUMMERY NIGHT...

THIS WICKED, EVIL HUNCHBACK

EVIL GREEN WITCH WOMAN NAMED

CLARETHA...

[ HOWLING ]

I MET HER. SHE IS SCARY.

YEAH.

AND HER WIGS ARE EVEN SCARIER.

SHE COMES IN, UNASSUMING.

WALKING THROUGH THE WALLS AND

COMING UP THROUGH THE FLOORS!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

AND THERE SHE IS!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

THAT IS NOT SCARY.

HOW ABOUT IF I PUNCH YOU IN

THE FACE?

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

[ COUGHING ]

MAN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST

LEAVE?

YOU HAVE ALL OUR STUFF!

WE DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR

NAME.

YEAH, STERLING, WHY DON'T YOU

JUST...

I MEAN ROBERT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME?

YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE AT HOME

COOKING A NICE HOT MEAL FOR YOU.

JUST GO HOME.

I AIN'T GOT NO HOME TO GO TO.

[ Voice breaking ] MY WIFE LEFT

ME.

WELL, WHY DID SHE LEAVE YOU,

BRO?

BEING BROKE WAS JUST TOO MUCH

FOR HER, I GUESS.

[ CRYING ]

I LOVED THAT WOMAN!

I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOUR CRAZY

ASS, TOO.

SHE WAS THE BEST THING TO

EVER HAPPEN TO ME!

EVER. I'M SO SERIOUS.

HEY, GET THE PREGNANT LADY UP,

MAN.

HER WATER MIGHT BREAK.

YOU OKAY?

THANK YOU.

OKAY. COOL.

HEY, THIS IS ATLANTA.

YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ANOTHER WIFE

HERE.

THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN.

A LOT OF WOMEN?

YEAH. YEAH.

OR, YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY WANT

TO BE WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU

LOVE HER, YOU KNOW,

RELATIONSHIPS ARE TOUGH.

YOU SHOULD CHASE HER.

LET HER KNOW.

YEAH, SHE'S PROBABLY JUST

SCARED.

YOU SHOULD GO AND FIND HER AND

LET HER KNOW THAT YOU LOVE HER

AND THAT YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE

CARE OF HER, AND THAT YOU CAN

WORK IT OUT.

EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

TRUST HER. SHE KNOWS.

HEY, YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

I LOVE HER, AND, I'VE INVESTED

TOO MANY YEARS WITH HER JUST TO

LET HER GO LIKE THAT.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

Y'ALL, HE'S HURTING.

YES.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST HURTING.

DELANTE, GET UP.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

YO, WHAT I'M GONNA DO, I'M GONNA

GIVE YOU MY EXTRA SPECIAL LINE

UP.

THE EXTRA SPECIAL. OH, MAN.

HAVE A SEAT.

OH, MAN, I ALWAYS DREAMED OF

EXTRA SPECIAL.

YEAH, YEAH.

THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME

TRUE.

NOW GIVE ME THAT.

WELL, YOU WANT MY GUN? OKAY.

YOU DON'T NEED THAT.

OH, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE

GREAT.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST.

NO, SHE'S THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN

ALL BY HERSELF.

LOOK!

MATTER OF FACT, YOU GO AND CALL

911.

OKAY.

NOT 199.

911.

GO!

THE PHONE IS OVER HERE.

SHE'LL FIND ONE.

HEY, HEY, GUYS, LISTEN, I

WASN'T GONNA ROB YOU.

I WAS JUST PLAYING.

TELL THAT TO THE POLICE.

OH, MAN. HEY, LISTEN, LISTEN.

CAN YOU STILL GIVE ME THE LINE

UP?

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO TO

PRISON LOOKING LIKE THIS.

I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA

BE LOOKING AT YOUR LINE UP IN

PRISON.

OH, THEY LOOK SO CUTE.

OH, LOOKIT.

[ GULPS ]

UNCLE CURTIS.

[ SNORTS ]

[ SIGHS ]

UNCLE CURTIS.

UNCLE CURTIS.

CLARETHA, GET OUT! GET OUT!

UNCLE CURTIS, IT'S ME.

IT'S ME. IT'S ME.

YOU WERE DREAMING.

YOU'RE DREAMING.

DREAM ABOUT WHUPPING YOUR

BEHIND.

WE'RE REALLY -- [ CHUCKLES ]

WE'RE SORRY LATE, UNCLE CURTIS.

BUT YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT

HAPPENED TO US TONIGHT.

YEAH, YEAH, WE WENT TO THE

BARBERSHOP AND --

[ GRUNTING ]

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, C.J.

OKAY?

NOW, DON'T -- DON'T SHUSH ME.

NOW, I'M SO MAD, I'M SO ANGRY

WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, I COULD DO

SOMETHING I MIGHT REGRET THE

REST OF MY LIFE.

THERE'S TOO MANY WITNESSES IN

HERE.

NOW, I'M GOING TO BED.

GOOD NIGHT.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE

KIDS ARE ASLEEP, SO MAYBE WE CAN

GET A COUPLE OF HOURS IN BEFORE

THEY WAKE UP.

OH, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

I AM BEAT.

Good night, baby girl.

UH, JANINE, C.J.?

YEAH.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

WHAT'S THAT?

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

IT'S JUST UNCLE CURTIS.

HE'S SCARIER THAN ANYBODY!

THAT'S TRUE.