Original subtitles

HEY, MOM, POPS.

HEY, BABY.

MOM, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU

WERE IN THE KITCHEN?

CALVIN, WHEN WAS THE LAST

TIME YOU ATE?

[ Muttering ] THAT LOOKS

GOOD.

LOOKS GOOD. LOOKS GOOD.

OKAY, CALVIN.

CALVIN.

WHAT?

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, MOM, I HATE TO MENTION

IT, BUT WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU

DUSTED?

[ CHUCKLES ]

EXCUSE ME?

REMEMBER?

MIRANDA'S PARENTS ARE COMING BY

TO VISIT.

I GOT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

[ CHUCKLES ] THAT AIN'T GONNA

HAPPEN.

OKAY, CALVIN.

WHAT KIND OF IMPRESSION WOULD IT

MAKE ON MIRANDA'S PARENTS TO

COME HERE AND FIND YOU IN A

HEADLOCK?

THAT'S A GOOD ONE, BABY.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

GONNA PUT HIM IN A HEADLOCK.

[ SNEEZES ]

I THINK HE RIGHT ABOUT THE DUST,

THOUGH.

YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT

DUST ON YOUR ELBOW?

HM.

CALVIN, BABY, WHY ARE YOU SO

CONCERNED ABOUT MIRANDA'S

PARENTS?

THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE.

JUST LIKE US.

NO, THEY'RE NOT.

THEY'RE FELONS, LIKE THEIR

DAUGHTER.

MIRANDA'S NOT A FELON.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO

SOFT TO PRESS CHARGES.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

MIRANDA'S DAD IS A DOCTOR, AND

HER MOM'S A LAWYER.

OH, OKAY.

WELL, THAT MEANS THEY'RE

PROBABLY UPPITY.

DEE-DOO.

LIKE JANINE'S PARENTS.

I DOUBT ANYBODY COULD BE THAT

UPPITY.

ANYWAY, DR. LUCAS' HOSPITAL

VOTED HIM DOCTOR OF THE YEAR.

WHOA.

WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE ME?

HOW COULD THEY NOT

LIKE YOU, BABY?

WHY WOULD THEY NOT LIKE YOU?

THAT'S RIGHT, CALVIN.

YOUR MOTHER'S PARENTS HATED ME

WHEN WE FIRST MET.

AND NOW YOUR GRANDFATHER WORKS

WITH ME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WA-WAS THAT THE SAME GRANDFATHER

THAT CALLED YOU A BIG SACK OF --

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

SHH, BOY.

I WAS GONNA SAY "SUGAR."

YES.

THAT AIN'T WHAT HE CALLED HIM.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

[ HORN HONKING ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

HEY, AUNTIE ELLA.

HEY, BABY.

HOW DID YOU GET COUSIN CALVIN

TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM?

OH, HE JUST WANTS EVERYTHING

PERFECT FOR MIRANDA'S PARENTS!

NO WONDER HE'S SCRUBBING

THE TOILET IN A SUIT AND A TIE.

CALVIN!

DO I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?

NO.

CURTIS!

CURTIS!

CURTIS, LOOK -- UGH!

CURTIS, WOULD YOU LOOK AT MY

POTPIES?

THEY'RE CRISP!

CURTIS!

WHAT?

WHAT -- CURTIS, YOU HAVE TO

FIX THIS OVEN NOW -- TODAY!

YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO FIX

IT TODAY.

NO, ELLA, I SAID I WAS GOING

TO FIX THE OVEN.

THE "TODAY" PART WAS YOUR IDEA.

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

OVEN.

CURTIS, IT GETS TOO HOT.

LOOK AT THIS --

EVERYTHING I COOK BURNS!

TAKE THAT ON BACK IN THERE,

BABY.

CURTIS, COME ON, I MEAN IT.

RIGHT NOW, COME ON!

BABY, I'M TIRED.

I'M TIRED RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.

CURTIS, I NEED THE OVEN

FIXED TODAY, OKAY?

BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

WITH THE OVEN, BABY.

LOOK --

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU DON'T FIX IT, FINE.

I'LL CALL THE REPAIRMAN.

GIVE ME IT.

ELLA, GIVE ME THE PHONE.

NO.

GIVE ME THE PHONE.

GIVE ME THE PHONE, ELLA.

THEY AIN'T GOING TO DO NOTHING

BUT COME UP HERE, TURN IT ON,

TURN IT OFF, AND TELL US TO BUY

A NEW ONE.

CURTIS, I'M SERIOUS, BABY.

MIRANDA'S PARENTS ARE COMING FOR

A VISIT.

I TOLD CALVIN I WOULD COOK.

ON WHAT?

OKAY, BABY, OKAY, I'LL FIX

THE OVEN.

WELL, COME ON, NOW, COME ON!

ELLA, YOU'RE STRESSING ME,

BABY, YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT

OVER AN OVEN!

I'M GOING TO FIX THE OVEN, OKAY?

GO GET IT, BRING IN HERE

SO I CAN FIX IT!

GOODNESS.

MALIK'S GOING TO HELP ME.

HUH?

BOY, DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.

FINE, CURTIS, THEN I WILL

JUST PREPARE YOUR LITTLE LUNCH

IN THE MICROWAVE.

YEAH, THE MICROWAVE STILL

WORKS.

IT'S EVEN FASTER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHY DO WE EVEN NEED AN OVEN?

AN OVEN'S SO OUT OF DATE.

WE SHOULD BE EMBRACING

TECHNOLOGY.

IT'S OUR FRIEND.

I'M GOING TO EMBRACE YOUR

NECK IN A HEADLOCK IF YOU DON'T

GET TO THE GARAGE AND GET MY

TOOLS AND COME ON HELP ME FIX

THIS OVEN.

ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF

CHILD LABOR LAW

BEING BROKEN HERE.

I'M ABOUT TO LABOR PUT MY

FOOT IN YOUR BEHIND

IF YOU DON'T.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

MALIK -- MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?

I TOLD YOU COME ON AND HELP ME

FIX THIS OVEN.

I TOLD YOU TO GET ME

THE PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER.

I GAVE YOU A SCREWDRIVER.

AND WHO IS PHILLIP?

THEY NEED TO PUT SHOP

CLASS BACK IN SCHOOL.

I'M TIRED ANYWAY.

I NEED A BREAK.

WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME

EXERCISE.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE

MR. TAE BO.

I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE

THE PHONE TO AUNTIE ELLA, AND

SHE CAN JUST CALL A REPAIRMAN.

GIVE ME THE PHONE.

GIVE ME THE PHONE.

NOW YOU WANT TO HAVE A BRIGHT

IDEA?

[ COUGHS ]

YOU ALL RIGHT?

I GOT A HEADACHE IN MY CHEST.

COME ON, HELP ME FIX THE OVEN.

COME ON, GOODNESS.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I'LL GET IT.

CALVIN!

GIVE ME A HUG!

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, WHAT A FINE-LOOKING YOUNG

MAN.

DAD, THIS IS --

OH, MIRANDA, YOU TOLD ME

THE BOY JUST GOT OUT OF COLLEGE.

THIS MAN LOOKS PRETTY SUCCESSFUL

TO ME.

I'M SORRY, C.J.

THESE ARE MY PARENTS, JEFFREY

AND SANDRA LUCAS.

THIS IS C.J., CALVIN'S COUSIN.

OH.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU, AS WELL.

COME ON IN.

C.J., I APOLOGIZE FOR

MY HUSBAND, JEFFREY.

HE'S NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

SOMETIMES HE'S WORSE.

HEY, BABY.

HEY, BABY.

OH, YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.

THANK YOU.

COME ON.

UM...

[ LAUGHS ]

LET'S GO, BABY.

CALVIN, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET

MY PARENTS.

CALVIN, COME HERE, SON.

WHAT YOU BEEN DOING WITH

MY DAUGHTER?

YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THE WATER

BALLOONS?

No.

I GOT YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M JUST KIDDING.

COME HERE, GIVE ME A HUG.

OW, OW, OW.

JEFFREY, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.

DARLING, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.

PLEASE, DO NOT MIND HIM.

POOR DARLING -- HE DOESN'T GET

OUT MUCH.

I AM SANDRA, MIRANDA'S MOTHER,

AND THE MAN WHO MAULED YOU

IS MY HUSBAND, JEFFREY.

A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

Come on, come on, come on.

OH, UH, THIS IS MY MOTHER,

ELLA PAYNE --

HELLO.

AND MY FATHER, CURTIS PAYNE.

THIS IS DR. AND MRS. LUCAS.

HELLO.

HELLO.

I'M ELLA.

I'M SANDRA.

HOW YOU DOING?

WELCOME, WELCOME, HELLO.

HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.

HEY, CURTIS, HUH?

GIVE ME A HUG.

MAN, YOU BETTER...

NOBODY TRYING TO HUG YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR

YOU ARE OR WHERE YOUR HANDS

BEEN.

WHAT YOU, A "GYNERECOLOGIST"?

OKAY, CAN WE ALL HAVE A SEAT?

GOOD IDEA.

PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO OUR HOME.

AND, SANDRA, JEFFREY, WE LOVE

MIRANDA.

DON'T WE, CURTIS?

"LOVE" IS SUCH A STRONG WORD.

KEEP THE "L," LOSE THE "OVE,"

ADD AN "IKE."

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S CLEVER.

YOU -- YOU THOUGHT OF THAT

ALL BY YOURSELF, DID YOU?

NO, HE WROTE IT FOR ME.

I'M ON FIRE!

I'M ON FIRE!

I'M ON FIRE!

I'M ON FIRE!

STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!

STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!

EXCUSE ME, MY -- MY SON'S

ON FIRE.

C.J., HELP HIM!

HE'S STOPPING, HE'S DROPPING,

HE'S -- HE'S ROLLING.

OH, HE'S ROLLING FAST, BABY.

WATCH THAT CAR!

[ HORN HONKING ]

OH.

OH.

I'M SORRY, SANDRA.

OH, THAT'S OKAY.

OUR OVEN IS JUST NOT WORKING.

THAT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE, WHO

WILL REMAIN NAMELESS --

CURTIS -- DIDN'T FIX THE OVEN.

THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE

MY JEFFREY.

IT'S BEEN A MONTH, AND HE STILL

HASN'T FIXED OUR WATER HEATER.

COLD SHOWERS ARE GOOD

FOR YOU.

YOU BETTER KEEP THAT IN MIND.

SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, DO --

DO YOU MIND IF WE GO OUT

TO DINNER?

OH, NO, DEAR, NOT AT ALL.

MATTER OF FACT, WE'LL EVEN PAY.

MNH-MNH.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

DADDY.

LOOK, JUST BECAUSE THEIR

STOVE IS BROKE DOESN'T MEAN

THEY ARE.

JEFFREY --

SO, CALVIN --

YES, SIR?

MIRANDA TOLD US A LOT

ABOUT YOU.

DID SHE TELL YOU HE'S BEEN

IN COLLEGE FOR SEVEN YEARS?

POPS.

IS THAT ALL?

JEFFREY WAS IN COLLEGE

FOR 20 YEARS.

DAD.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

OH, THOSE WERE THE BEST DECADES

OF MY LIFE.

[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.

AND THEN AFTER IT WAS DONE, I

OPENED MY OWN PRIVATE PRACTICE

AND STARTED OUT WITH MORE THAN

50 PATIENTS WITHIN ONE MONTH.

THAT'S MY DADDY.

SEE -- SEE, POPS?

MAYBE I'LL BE A HUGE SUCCESS

LIKE DR. LUCAS.

YOU SHOULD -- YOU BEEN

IN SCHOOL LONG ENOUGH.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I LOOK AT YOU,

I SEE MYSELF 10 YEARS AGO.

WHAT, YOU WAS 85 POUNDS,

STILL LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS?

CURTIS, CURTIS, CURTIS,

CURTIS, CURTIS, CURTIS.

BABY, YOU ASKED MY BABY TO MOVE

BACK IN HERE AFTER COLLEGE.

WELL, NOW I'M ASKING HIM

TO GRADUATE.

WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL

FINISH...ONE DAY.

I LIVED WITH MY PARENTS

FOR 38 YEARS.

I HAD A CHANCE TO SAVE MY MONEY,

AND THEN I MOVED INTO

A FIVE-BEDROOM HOUSE.

PLEASE, IT WAS A DUPLEX.

YOU CAN'T COUNT BOTH SIDES.

DON'T BE PUTTING MY BUSINESS

IN THE STREET, WOMAN.

OKAY, I KNOW A VERY, VERY

NICE RESTAURANT.

CAN WE GO AND EAT?

YES, THANK YOU, ELLA.

STOP GRUMBLING, STOP

GRUMBLING.

Miranda, they're lovely.

COME ON, BABY.

BABY, I GOT HEARTBURN OR

SOMETHING.

MY CHEST IS BOTHERING ME.

CURTIS, HE'S PAYING.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO PAY FOR

NOTHING.

OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE RESTAURANT WAS PERFECT.

I MEAN, WE JUST LOVE CHINESE

FOOD, DON'T WE, JEFFREY?

OH, YES.

OUR MARRIAGE IS LIKE CHINESE

FOOD -- SOMETIMES SWEET,

SOMETIMES SOUR.

AND ON OUR WEDDING DAY, AN HOUR

LATER, I WANTED TO MARRY HER

ALL OVER AGAIN.

OH, HOW SWEET.

ISN'T THAT SWEET, BABY?

IT'S A BUNCH OF BULL --

CURTIS --

BABY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

OKAY.

HMM -- I DON'T KNOW, POPS.

WAS YOUR EGG FOO YUNG

EGG FOO YUCK?

THAT JOKE MADE ME WANT

TO EGG FOO THROW UP.

SO, CALVIN, MIRANDA SAYS YOU

LIKE TO GO FISHING.

OH, ACTUALLY, DADDY, WHAT I

SAID IS THAT CALVIN LIKES FISH.

UM, BUT, YOU KNOW, MY DAD

REALLY LIKES THE OUTDOORS.

OH, OKAY.

I'M GOING HIKING NEXT WEEK

WITH SOME FRIENDS.

IF YOU ALL WANT TO COME ALONG --

YOU LOST ME ON THE "HIKE"

PART.

I'LL PASS.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, SO, CALVIN, I GUESS IT'S

JUST GOING TO BE ME AND YOU --

OUT THERE, ALL ALONE IN THE

WOODS.

NO ONE ELSE AROUND.

DON'T FLINCH, DON'T FLINCH.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, COME ON, NOW, COME ON.

COME ON, YOU'LL BE LIKE THE SON

I NEVER HAD.

NOW, THAT'S FUNNY, JEFFREY.

HE'S LIKE THE SON I NEVER HAD,

TOO.

NOW, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT,

POPS?

IS -- IS IT BECAUSE I LET GO

OF THAT FISH 10 YEARS AGO?

WAIT -- COME TO THINK OF IT,

THAT FISH WAS BIGGER THAN YOU.

I SHOULD'VE USED YOU AS BAIT

TO CATCH THE FISH.

CURTIS, BABY, THAT'S --

THAT'S NOT NICE.

POPS, HOW YOU GOING TO TALK

TO ME LIKE THIS IN FRONT

OF COMPANY?

NO, THAT'S COOL, MA, HE NEVER

HAS ANYTHING NICE TO SAY TO ME.

CALVIN --

AND NOTHING I EVER DO IS GOOD

ENOUGH FOR HIM.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL BE HAPPY WHEN I FINALLY

MOVE OUT OF HERE SO I WON'T HAVE

TO DEAL WITH YOU.

CALVIN --

NO, DON'T TRY TO HUG ME NOW!

CALVIN, WAIT A MINUTE --

CURTIS!

NO, LET HIM FALL.

NO -- CURTIS -- HE'S --

HE'S SERIOUS! DOC!

BABY, HE'S SERIOUS!

CALVIN, YOU DID NOT CAUSE

YOUR FATHER'S HEART ATTACK.

YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BLAMING

YOURSELF.

I CAN'T.

HOW COULD I TALK TO MY FATHER

LIKE THAT?

IF -- IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT,

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

C.J., CAN YOU PLEASE TALK

TO HIM AND TELL HIM IT'S NOT

HIS FAULT?

SHE'S RIGHT, CALVIN.

I MEAN, HEART ATTACKS ARE CAUSED

BY A LOT OF THINGS.

UNCLE CURTIS HAS TO START EATING

BETTER AND GETTING MORE

EXERCISE.

AND HE HAS A REALLY STRESSFUL

JOB, AND YOU KNOW THAT

CONTRIBUTES TO HEART ATTACKS.

I'M THE BIGGEST FACTOR IN HIS

STRESS.

NO, NO, THAT'S JUST THE WAY

UNCLE CURTIS IS.

LISTEN, BABY, PEOPLE EXPRESS

LOVE IN DIFFERENT WAYS, AND YOUR

DAD JUST EXPRESSES IT BY NOT

REALLY EXPRESSING IT.

HE LOVES YOU, MAN.

I KNOW, C.J., BUT I SHOULD'VE

LISTENED TO HIM MORE.

HE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME I MAKE

HIM MAD, AND I NEVER LISTEN

TO HIM.

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE.

[ Imitates Curtis ] C.J., IF YOU

DON'T GET THEM LITTLE CRUMB

SNATCHERS OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU

SQUATTER.

OH, RIGHT!

NOW, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR DAD IS

WITH ME.

[ Imitates Curtis ] MIRANDA, LET

ME CHECK YOUR POCKETS BEFORE YOU

LEAVE.

YOU KNOW YOU GOT STICKY FINGERS.

[ Normal voice ] AND WHAT

ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HE SAYS

ABOUT JANINE?

IF I HEAR ONE MORE CRACK JOKE,

MAN, COME ON.

[ Normal voice ] BABY,

LISTEN, HE DOES NOT REALLY MEAN

ALL THAT STUFF, OKAY?

I DON'T THINK.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

THANKS, GUYS, I FEEL A LOT

BETTER.

GOOD.

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK DOWN TO

THE HOSPITAL AND TALK TO YOUR

DAD?

YEAH, ONE OF US SHOULD BE

THERE WHEN HE WAKES UP, AND I

GOT TO STAY WITH THE KIDS.

YEAH, THAT -- THAT'S A GOOD

IDEA.

YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME, BABY?

NO, BABY, I THINK YOU SHOULD

GO ALONE.

WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY, YOU NEED

TO SAY WITH JUST HIM.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY?

HEY, CAL?

IN CASE WE'RE WRONG, STAND WHERE

HE CAN'T REACH YOU.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

HEY, MA.

HEY.

HOW'S HE HOLDING UP?

HE'S STABLE.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M ALL RIGHT.

GOOD.

BUT YOU LOOK TIRED.

YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND GET SOME

REST.

NO, NO, NO.

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM HERE

ALONE.

I'LL STAY HERE WITH HIM.

OKAY.

I TELL YOU WHAT -- WHY DON'T I

JUST GO DOWN THE HALL AND GET

SOME COFFEE?

I LOVE YOU, BABY.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, MA.

I WAS TALKING TO YOUR FATHER,

CALVIN, AND I LOVE YOU, TOO.

OH.

BE RIGHT BACK, BABY.

HEY, POP, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID ALL THAT

JUNK TO YOU BEFORE.

NO MATTER HOW -- HOW MUCH I

SCREWED UP, YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED

ME.

I'M SORRY FOR SAYING ALL THE

STUFF THAT I DID.

I HAD NO RIGHT TO CRITICIZE YOU.

CALVIN.

YEAH, POP?

COME HERE.

I'M RIGHT HERE.

WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP SO

I CAN SLEEP?

EVERYBODY TALKING.

WHY'S EVERYBODY TALKING?

LOOK, POPS, I'M SORRY

FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

CALVIN, STOP IT.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

NO, I'M -- I'M GRATEFUL

FOR HAVING YOU AS A FATHER, AND

I'M PROUD TO BE YOUR SON.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

SO STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP.

THANKS, 'CAUSE IT WAS

KILLING ME.

NEXT TIME, CUT YOUR WRISTS.

IT'LL BE QUICKER.

WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?

OH, SHE WENT DOWN THE HALL

TO GET SOME COFFEE.

GOOD.

I LOVE YOUR MOTHER, I REALLY DO.

BUT ALL THAT PRAYING KEPT

KEEPING ME AWAKE.

DON'T THE BIBLE SAY "GO PRAY

IN THE CLOSET" OR SOMETHING?

DON'T PUSH, DON'T PUSH,

DON'T PUSH.

CURTIS, GO SIT DOWN.

AND RELAX, BABY, I WILL GET YOU

SOME WATER.

CAN YOU WRAP IT IN BACON,

BABY?

CURTIS, NO, I CANNOT.

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE

AROUND HERE, CURTIS.

WE'RE ABOUT TO EAT NUTRITIOUS

FOOD.

OH, LIKE WHAT?

LIKE MORE FRUITS AND

VEGETABLES.

AND NO MORE FRIED FOODS.

NOW I KNOW I DIED.

I'M IN HELL.

OH, MR. PAYNE, WE'RE SO HAPPY

YOU'RE OKAY.

YEAH, WELCOME HOME, CURTIS.

GIVE ME A HUG.

JEFFREY, SIT DOWN.

NOW IS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

POOR MAN'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.

YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

BUT, CURTIS, I KNEW YOU WERE

GOING TO PULL THROUGH.

I'VE HAD A HEART ATTACK.

YEAH.

TAKE MY ADVICE -- DE-STRESS, CUT

OUT THE GREASY FOOD, AND MOST

OF ALL, JUST RELAX AND ENJOY

YOUR LIFE.

THAT'S WHY I LIKE HIKING AND

FISHING AND NAPPING AND WHEN

YOU GET TO BE MY AGE, NAPPING

BECOMES A HOBBY.

WHY DO I TAKE YOU OUT

IN PUBLIC?

I DON'T KNOW.

HMM.

AND, UNCLE CURTIS, WHILE

YOU'RE RECUPERATING, I'LL COVER

FOR YOU AT THE FIREHOUSE.

THANK YOU, C.J.

OH, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BY

YOUR SIDE UNTIL YOU'RE FEELING

BETTER.

WAIT A MINUTE.

LOOK AT THAT -- I FEEL BETTER

ALREADY.

I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

EVERYBODY, GET OUT.

WOULD Y'ALL LEAVE?

ELLA!

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT IS IT?

THEY WON'T LEAVE.

I FEEL BETTER, I FEEL BETTER.

SO, THERE YOU ARE.

YOUR OVEN'S AS GOOD AS NEW.

ALL RIGHT.

SEE THAT, BABY?

I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T NEED

A REPAIRMAN -- GOT JEFFREY.

GIVE ME A HUG, JEFFREY.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I WAS JUST KIDDING, JEFFREY.

THANK YOU, JEFFREY.

OH, LORD, DON'T THANK HIM

YET.

WHY YOU DOUBTING ME, WOMAN?

'CAUSE YOUR KITCHEN'S ON

FIRE.

OH!

AAH!

CURTIS, DON'T LOOK!

OKAY, DON'T COME IN HERE,

EITHER!

STAY RIGHT HERE.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT DID YOU DO?

STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!

WHAT?

STOP, DROP THE OVEN,

AND ROLL IT!