Original subtitles

Malik: JAZMINE, I'M TELLING YOU,

SUPERMAN IS STRONGER THAN WONDER WOMAN.

Malik: HE'S A MAN. Kevin: RIGHT.

Jazmine: A MAN IN RED TIGHTS AND A CAPE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

C.J.: HEY, MALIK. HEY, JAZMINE.

Kevin: HEY, MR. PAYNE.

C.J.: HEY, KEVIN, MY MAN!

GET OUT.

Malik: DAD, KEVIN AND I WERE PLANNING

ON STUDYING FOR A TEST.

C.J.: OKAY, KEVIN. YOU CAN STAY.

BUT LISTEN, NO FOOLING AROUND,

ALL RIGHT?

I GOT TO MAKE A RUN, ALL RIGHT?

HEY. HOMEWORK.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE. HOMEWORK, ALL RIGHT?

Kevin: YES, SIR.

Malik: JAZMINE, DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO?

Jazmine: I AM DOING SOMETHING.

Kevin: Jazmine, FOR REAL, MALIK AND I

NEED PRIVACY.

WE NEED TO TALK MANO A MANO.

Jazmine: YOU JUST CUSSED IN SPANISH!

Malik: JAZMINE, THAT'S NOT A BAD WORD.

NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GET OUT?

Jazmine: NO, BECAUSE WITH YOU AND KEVIN TOGETHER,

IT'S LIKE FIRE AND GASOLINE.

WHEN YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER,

SOMETHING'S GOING ON,

AND I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

Malik: ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU

$10?

Jazmine: OKAY.

$10, 10 MINUTES.

ALL RIGHT. THE TIMER'S TICKING!

TICK... TOCK.

Kevin: SO, MALIK, YOU KNOW, I WONDER IF IT'S TRUE.

Malik: IT HAS TO BE --

RICKY HAS A MONKEY BITE ON HIS NECK.

Kevin: A MONKEY BITE?

AS BIG AS THAT MARK WAS,

IT'S MORE LIKE A PIT BULL BITE.

Malik: YOU THINK HE'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE?

Kevin: I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT HE WAS SAYING

TO ALL THE GUYS AT SCHOOL,

AND HE SAID IT WAS WITH TAMEKA.

MAN, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

THEY GONNA CLOWN US AT SCHOOL.

Malik: SO? I DON'T CARE. Kevin: MALIK --

Jazmine: OKAY! TIME'S UP!

Malik: IT HASN'T BEEN 10 MINUTES YET.

Jazmine: I KNOW, BUT A DOLLAR

DOES NOT GO FAR ANYMORE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID A SISTER EUROS.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

Peanut: LOOK, LET ME TELL YOU

ABOUT THIS GIRL I MET.

I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT HER. LOOK, THIS THE ONE.

THIS THE ONE.

SHE FINE...

HER TEETH STRAIGHT...

SHE COME FROM A UPPITY FAMILY LIKE YOURS...

SHE GOT BOTH PARENTS.

Calvin: SO WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING?

Peanut: YOU KNOW, PROBABLY JUST, UH,

DRESS UP REAL NICE AND, YOU KNOW,

TOLD HER THAT I LIVE HERE

AND THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE MY PARENTS.

Calvin: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

Calvin: WHAT? Peanut: I TOLD HER I LIVE HERE

AND THAT WE GOT THE SAME MAMA AND DADDY.

Calvin: WHAT ELSE?

Peanut: I TOLD HER THAT I OWN A BARBER SHOP.

Calvin: WHAT ELSE?

Peanut: THAT I GOT GOOD CREDIT.

Calvin: OKAY, NOW YOU WENT TOO FAR.

Peanut: HOLD ON. THERE'S MORE TOO.

UM, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COMING OVER HERE

FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.

Calvin: WHAT? DID YOU TELL THIS WOMAN

THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING?

Peanut: YEAH, MAN, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A LIAR?

I-- I TOLD HER MY REAL NAME.

Calvin: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Peanut: CLAYTON.

Calvin: [ LAUGHS ]

CLAYTON?

HOW A BROTHER FROM THE HOOD

GOT A RICH NAME LIKE CLAYTON?

Peanut: LOOK, I'M NAMED

AFTER MY GRANDMOTHER.

THAT NAME GOT HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE.

Calvin: WELL, ANYWAY, ABOUT DINNER,

I GOT TO ASK MY POPS.

Curtis: ASK ME WHAT? WHATEVER IT IS, NO.

Calvin: THAT'S WHY I'M NOT ASKING YOU.

I'M GONNA ASK MOM INSTEAD.

Peanut: HEY, MRS. PAYNE.

Ella: HEY, PEANUT. Peanut: HOW YOU DOING?

Ella: HEY, BABY.

Calvin: MAMA, CAN PEANUT AND HIS GIRLFRIEND

COME OVER FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?

Ella: YES. WHY NOT?

Calvin: THERE IT IS.

Curtis: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ASKED YOUR MAMA FOR.

SHE DON'T RUN NOTHING AROUND HERE.

SHE DON'T RUN NOTHING.

NOW, I SAY NO.

Calvin: THEN WHY'D YOU WAIT

TILL SHE LEFT TO SAY THAT?

Curtis: SHUT UP,

MAMA'S BOY.

TAKE HER TO YOUR MAMA'S HOUSE.

Peanut: MAN, I CAN'T GO TO MY MAMA'S HOUSE.

MY MAMA'S STILL GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON ME.

COME ON, MR. PAYNE.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

A VILLAGE...

FULL OF CHILDREN

BEING RAISED

BY THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?

Curtis: AND EVERY VILLAGE MUST HAVE AN IDIOT.

Peanut: SO WE CAN EAT OVER HERE?

Curtis: NO. YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

Kevin: I WAS WONDERING, YOU KNOW,

IF YOU AND TAMEKA

COULD COME OVER TO MALIK'S HOUSE TOMORROW?

WE'RE GONNA SKIP SCHOOL.

OKAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

Malik: KEVIN, WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?

Kevin: GUESS WHAT. ALL RIGHT. CHECK THIS OUT.

TOMORROW, WE'RE GONNA SKIP SCHOOL,

AND TANGIE AND TAMEKA ARE COMING TO THE HOUSE.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL

THEM FELLAS AT SCHOOL FOR REAL.

Malik: KEVIN, LOOK, I TOLD YOU.

I DON'T WANT A PART OF THIS, OKAY?

I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE

JUST 'CAUSE SOME GUYS AT SCHOOL

ARE PRESSURING US.

Kevin: MALIK, YOU NEED TO CHILL.

GOSH.

PLUS, IT'S OFFICIAL.

Jazmine: I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODY LOOK THIS RIDICULOUS

SINCE UNCLE CURTIS TRIED TO DO THE SOULJA BOY.

C.J.: THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE HOMEWORK TO ME.

Malik: DAD, WE WERE JUST -- C.J.: SAVE IT, MALIK.

KEVIN, GO HOME.

Kevin: ALL RIGHT, MR. PAYNE.

MALIK, YOU KNOW, SEE YOU TOMORROW

AT THE BIRD'S NEST WITH THE TWO BIRDS.

C.J.: KEVIN, GET OUT.

Kevin: OHH!

C.J.: I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, MALIK.

Malik: WHAT ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED IN ME FOR?

C.J.: 'CAUSE I TOLD YOU SPECIFICALLY

TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK,

AND YOU IN HERE PLAYING AROUND WITH KEVIN.

Malik: DAD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

C.J.: I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT BOY WAS TALKING ABOUT, MALIK!

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU.

THAT WAY, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

Malik: NO, LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUNISH ME.

C.J.: EVERY TIME I LET YOU HANG OUT WITH KEVIN,

YOU GO CRAZY.

Jazmine: CRAZY?

THEY WERE DOWNRIGHT

DISRESPECTFUL.

I MEAN, YOU SAID SPECIFICALLY,

"DO YOUR HOMEWORK," AND MALIK --

C.J.: JAZMINE.

Malik: OKAY, DAD, I'LL DO MY HOMEWORK.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ME ON PUNISHMENT.

C.J.: OKAY, MALIK, BUT YOU SKATING ON THIN ICE.

GET YOUR BUTT OVER THERE

AND DO THAT HOMEWORK AT THE DESK

LIKE I TOLD YOU TO.

Malik: THIS THE THANKS I GET

FOR TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

C.J.: WHAT?

Malik: NOTHING.

Malik: I DON'T KNOW WHY I LET YOU

TALK ME INTO THIS.

THEY'RE NOT COMING.

Kevin: THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE BY NOW.

Malik: WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING ANYWAY.

Kevin: YOU WEREN'T?

Malik: NO. LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT THE GUYS AT SCHOOL

NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE COOL.

YOU DON'T LIKE THEM. THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

Kevin: I MEAN, I KNOW, BUT--

Malik: LOOK, I'M GOING TO SCHOOL.

I HAVE TO PICK UP MY SISTER, OKAY?

THEY'RE NOT COMING.

OH, UM, TAMEKA, TANGIE...

Y-YOU MADE IT.

Malik: TAMEKA, TANGIE, YOU'RE HERE.

Tangie: SORRY WE'RE LATE.

WE HAD TO TAKE A TEST.

Tameka: OTHERWISE, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE

RIGHT ON TIME.

Kevin: DO Y'ALL WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

Tameka: NO, THANKS.

WHY DID YOU TWO INVITE US OVER HERE?

IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT ALL THE GUYS

ARE SAYING ABOUT US?

Tangie: YEAH, IS IT BECAUSE OF THAT BIG HICKEY

THAT RICKY HAS?

Tameka: OR IS IT BECAUSE

YOU WANTED TO SEE FOR YOURSELF?

Kevin: [ SIGHS ]

Tameka: KEVIN, ARE YOU OKAY?

Kevin: I FEEL A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED.

Tameka: MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

Kevin: MOUTH-TO-MOUTH? I'M GOOD.

I'M--

Tangie: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO NERVOUS?

Malik: NERVOUS?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE'RE NERVOUS?

Kevin: WE'RE NOT NERVOUS.

Tangie: [ LAUGHS ]

Tameka: WOW.

Malik: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

Tangie: WE WERE JUST PLAYING.

WE KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING.

NEITHER WERE WE.

Tameka: WE ONLY CAME OVER HERE TO PROVE A POINT.

WE'RE TIRED OF BOYS LYING ON US.

Tangie: THAT'S RIGHT, SO WE DECIDED

TO COME OVER HERE AND GO TO SCHOOL

AND LIE ABOUT YOU.

HOW'S THAT FEEL?

Kevin: SO YOU DIDN'T GIVE RICKY THAT HICKEY?

Tameka: NO, HE GOT THAT FROM HIS MOM'S CURLING IRON.

Malik: BUT ALL THE OTHER GUYS--

Tangie: THEY ALL LIED,

JUST LIKE YOU TWO WERE GONNA DO.

Malik: I WASN'T GONNA LIE. HE WAS GONNA LIE.

Kevin: WE'RE SORRY.

WE JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE THE OTHER GUYS.

Malik: WELL, I GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

I GOT TO PICK UP MY SISTER, JAZMINE.

OH, NO! UH, MY AUNTIE!

SHE'S OUT THERE. Y'ALL NEED TO GO HIDE.

GO HIDE. GO HIDE.

Ella: I GOT YA!

MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME FROM SCHOOL?

Malik: HMM?

Ella: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME FROM SCHOOL?

Malik: [ WHIMPERING ]

Ella: IS THAT KEVIN?

Kevin: THAT'S NOT KEVIN.

Ella: MALIK, MALIK, WHO IS THAT BACK THERE?

Malik: I DON'T KNOW. Ella: ARE THERE GIRLS HERE?

Malik: I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT WITH THEM.

Ella: MALIK! EVERYBODY COME OUT HERE!

MALIK, WHY ARE THEY COMING FROM YOUR BEDROOM?

Malik: I SAID I WASN'T WITH THEM.

Ella: I'M GONNA KILL YOU. I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

SIT DOWN! COME.

COME, GIRLS. SIT.

Malik: [ WHIMPERING ]

Ella: OKAY, OKAY, EVERYBODY,

JUST SIT DOWN, ALL OF YOU!

OKAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHY -- WHY ARE YOU --

START TALKING.

[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]

Ella: SHUT UP!

ONE AT A TIME.

Kevin: WELL, MRS. PAYNE, WHAT HAPPENED--

Ella: KEVIN, SHUT UP.

Kevin: I'M SHUTTING UP.

Tameka: THEY INVITED US OVER HERE SO WE COULD--

Ella: PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT.

SO YOU COULD WHAT?

Malik: WE DIDN'T DO NOTHING.

Ella: WHAT DID-- Malik: WE DIDN'T-- AAH!

Ella: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Malik: I SAID WE DIDN'T DO NOTHING.

Ella: I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU, OKAY? I'M GONNA KILL YOU, OKAY?

Malik: YES, MA'AM.

Ella: OKAY? Malik: YES, MA'AM.

Ella: CHILDREN,

THE TEENAGE PREGNANCY RATE

IS OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW.

AND CHILDREN LIKE YOU

ARE GETTING DISEASES EVERY DAY,

THAT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!

AND SOME OF THEM EVEN DIE FROM AIDS.

KIDS YOUR AGE.

SEX IS NOT A GAME.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

AND YOU ALL SHOULD JUST WAIT.

YOU SHOULD WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED, HUH?

OH, I WILL BE CALLING YOUR PARENTS.

Tameka: OH--

Ella: OHH. OHH.

YEAH, RIGHT.

GET OUT OF HERE. GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

MALIK, YOU SIT DOWN! GET-- GET-- GET--

GIRLS, YOU GO FIRST.

KEVIN!

Kevin: MM-HMM.

Both: [ WHIMPERS ]

Ella: COME ON. MALIK, YOUR FATHER

WILL TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME.

KEVIN, COME ON.

Kevin: CAN I-- CAN I GO THROUGH THE BACK?

Ella: NO, YOU CAN GO OUT THIS BACK.

Kevin: I'M GONNA MISS YOU, MAN.

Ella: KEVIN!

GET OUT OF HERE.

OH, I'M GONNA GET YOU.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, I'M GONNA GET YOU.

YOU CAN GO HIGH, YOU CAN GO LOW,

I'M GONNA GET YOU.

Kevin: UNH!

Ella: TOLD YOU.

Malik: I DON'T WANT TO GO.

Ella: AND YOU. Malik: NO.

AUNTIE ELLA, DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT TO ME.

Ella: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

COME ON IN, SON.

Malik: I CAN'T. Ella: COME ON IN!

Malik: I DON'T WANT TO. Ella: COME ON, GO TO SCHOOL!

Malik: NO, NO. Ella: COME ON, GO TO SCHOOL!

Malik: I DON'T LIKE THE CLASSES.

[ SCREAMING ]

Malik: SO, AUNTIE ELLA, YOU NEED HELP WITH DINNER?

Ella: DON'T PLAY WITH ME, MALIK.

C.J., I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU LATER.

C.J.: OKAY.

OKAY, CALVIN, NOW THAT YOU GOT US

ALL GATHERED HERE, MAN,

WHAT'S THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT?

Calvin: WELL, I WAS WAITING FOR POPS,

BUT I GUESS I'LL TELL YOU GUYS.

PEANUT HAS A GIRLFRIEND,

AND HE TOLD HER THAT WE'RE HIS FAMILY.

C.J.: WHAT?

Ella: WAIT A MINUTE.

I DON'T GET IT. WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY FAMILY?

YOU COME HERE WITH THIS MESS.

YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHERE'S MY HOLY WATER?

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. I'M SERIOUS.

YOU ARE ALL BEING DOUSED TONIGHT!

Calvin: MOM, JUST PLAY ALONG WITH IT

AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

Ella: AAH!

Jazmine: SO, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

Calvin: $2.00. Jazmine: $2.00?

AND I THOUGHT MALIK WAS CHEAP!

MAKE IT $20,

OR I'M SINGING LIKE A CANARY.

Calvin: OH, LOOK, JUST PLAY ALONG, PLEASE.

I SEE YOU FORGOT YOUR KEYS.

Peanut: OHH. I... YEAH, YEAH.

UM, I LEFT THEM.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

BRIDGET, THIS IS CALVIN. YOU MET CALVIN ALREADY.

YOU KNOW CALVIN.

THIS IS THE REST OF MY FAMILY.

HOW Y'ALL DOING? THIS IS JAZMINE.

THIS IS C.J. THIS IS MALIK.

THESE HIS CHILDREN.

MA, HOW YOU DOING?

HOW YOU DOING, MA? GOOD?

YOU OKAY? YOU ALL RIGHT?

YOU OKAY? YOU GOOD?

Ella: GET OFF ME, PEANUT.

Peanut: ALL RIGHT, WELL,

YOU AIN'T GOT TO CALL ME PEANUT NO MORE.

I'M GROWN NOW. YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T WANT--

THEY DON'T WANT TO LET YOU GROW UP.

Bridget: PLEASED TO MEET YOU ALL.

CLAYTON, BABY, YOU MUST FAVOR

YOUR FATHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK

LIKE THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY.

Peanut: YOU'RE RIGHT. I LOOK JUST LIKE MY FATHER.

Malik: WHO'S CLAYTON?

Ella: MALIK, JAZMINE, COME ON.

IN THE KITCHEN WITH ME. HELP ME WITH DINNER.

COME ON.

[ CHUCKLES ]

Peanut: THIS MY FAMILY, YOU KNOW.

Bridget: ALL RIGHT, NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS, AGAIN.

Calvin: THAT'S GREAT.

Curtis: ELLA, BABY! Calvin: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, POP.

Curtis: WHY YOUR MAMA AIN'T COOKED NOTHING?

SHE AIN'T COOKED DINNER.

Calvin: POP, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

Curtis: GET OFF ME. GET OFF ME.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

HELLO. HOW YOU DOING?

Bridget: HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

Curtis: HOW YOU DOING? I'M CHIEF CURTIS PAYNE.

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

Peanut: THAT'S MY DAD, YOU KNOW?

Curtis: YOUR WHAT? Peanut: OH...

MY POPS.

Curtis: I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR A LOT OF DISASTERS.

YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM.

Peanut: SEE, HE FUNNY. HE FUNNY.

HE'S ALWAYS JOKING.

Curtis: WHAT THE HELL IS PEANUT DOING IN MY HOUSE?

C.J.: SO, BRIDGET,

HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND PEANUT--

I MEAN, CLAYTON, BEEN GOING OUT TOGETHER?

Bridget: OH, FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW.

Curtis: WHO THE HELL IS CLAYTON?

Bridget: OH, OKAY, REALLY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, GUYS?

Peanut: LOOK, LOOK. MY DADDY, YOU KNOW,

HE LIKE TO DRINK A LITTLE BIT.

HE GET A LITTLE-- Curtis: WAIT. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

YOU GOT ONE MORE TIME TO CUSS AT ME.

YOU GOT ONE MORE TIME, PEANUT.

SAY-- I DARE YOU TO SAY IT.

Peanut: AIN'T NOBODY CUSS AT YOU.

Curtis: YES, YOU DID, YOU CALLED ME YOUR DADDY!

Peanut: YOU MIGHT BE. I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS.

Bridget: OH, OKAY, NOW, WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE?

Curtis: THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!

Peanut: ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LOOK.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TELL YOU.

THIS AIN'T MY FAMILY.

Bridget: WHAT? Peanut: THIS AIN'T MY FAMILY.

I DON'T LIVE HERE, YOU KNOW.

MY NAME IS CLAYTON, THOUGH.

I WAS JUST... I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU.

YOU WAS UPPITY,

AND YOU WAS ACTING STUCK-UP

WHEN I MET YOU,

SO I BROUGHT YOU AROUND SOME UPPITY PEOPLE

SO YOU'D BE COMFORTABLE.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME FOR ME.

Bridget : YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM OUT OF HERE, OKAY?

Peanut: LOOK, LET ME...

LOOK. LET ME GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME AT LEAST.

Brigit : UH, REMEMBER, I DROVE, HONEY.

STAY HERE WITH YOUR FAMILY,

OKAY?

Peanut: LOOK, I GAVE YOU GAS MONEY.

TAKE ME TO THE BUS STOP THEN.

C.J.: HEY, MALIK.

I JUST TALKED TO AUNT ELLA.

Malik: ABOUT WHAT?

C.J.: ABOUT YOU CUTTING SCHOOL.

I'M WAITING.

Malik: KEVIN AND I INVITED SOME GIRLS OVER.

C.J.: I TALKED TO KEVIN

AND HIS PARENTS, AND HE TOLD ME

IT WAS HIS IDEA,

AND I TALKED TO TANGIE AND TAMEKA'S PARENTS TOO.

SON, MAN.

[ SIGHS ]

SON, YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THIS, MAN.

Malik: DAD, I KNOW THAT.

C.J.: I WANT YOU TO WAIT TILL YOU GET MARRIED.

Malik: DID YOU?

C.J.: UH, YES.

Ella: C.J.! C.J.: UH, YES.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO, BUT, UH, I DIDN'T.

I WANTED TO, BUT I DIDN'T.

LET'S MAKE A DEAL, ALL RIGHT?

YOU TRY TO WAIT TILL YOU GET MARRIED.

AND IF YOU CAN'T, YOU COME TO ME,

AND I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW,

ALL RIGHT?

Malik: ALL RIGHT.

C.J.: I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF,

BUT YOU DID CUT SCHOOL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE TALKING

BECAUSE YOU SO GROUNDED,

IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.

Calvin: HA! PEANUT! WHAT'S UP?

Peanut: HELLO!

Bridget: HEY!

Calvin: BRIDGET? WAIT.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH PEANUT.

Brigit : MM. Peanut: TELL HIM WHAT

YOU ABOUT TO DO WITH YOURSELF, BOO.

I GOT ME SOMEBODY WITH DREAMS.

Bridget: THAT'S RIGHT. BABE HAS TO GET HER G.E.D.

SO I CAN GET ME A GOOD J-O-B

BECAUSE A GIRL GOTS TO GET

P-A-I-D-E, MM! I KNOW.

Peanut: SEE, DOG, THAT'S MY LITTLE

SPELLING-BEE CHAMP RIGHT THERE.

YOU SEE THAT? Bridget: BABY.

Calvin: SHE ADDED A "E."

Peanut: THAT'S... THE "E" IS SILENT.

Brigit : ANYWAY, BABY, WE GOT TO GO

'CAUSE WE GOT TO SNEAK INTO THAT "WHY DID I GET MARRIED?"

'CAUSE YOU KNOW I COULDN'T GET IT ON BOOTLEG

FROM RAY-RAY AND THEM.

UM, AND WE GOT TO GET THERE 15 MINUTES EARLY, SO LET'S GO.

Peanut: YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT.

Brigit : BYE!

Peanut: MY BOY. BE EASY. YOU SEE?

Calvin: OH, WOW!

Peanut: JUST TRYING TO GET LIKE YOU.

Calvin: YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT TOGETHER.

[ CHUCKLES ]