Original subtitles

OH. FLASHLIGHTS.

CHECK.

POCKETKNIVES.

CHECK.

FISHING POLES.

CHECK.

OKAY.

FREELOADING CAMPERS?

CHECK. CHECK.

OH, AND CHECK.

MALIK, WE'RE GOING CAMPING,

NOT TO THE MALL.

GO PUT YOUR CARGO PANTS ON.

I THINK I LOOK PRETTY FLY.

MALIK, WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE

WOODS.

UNLESS YOU TRYING TO HOOK UP

WITH A SQUIRREL, YOU NEED TO GO

CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM,

BIG DOG.

DO YOU.

I WAS FLY ON MY FIRST CAMPING

TRIP, TOO.

SO WHAT IF I GOT BIT BY

MOSQUITOES AND GOT POISON IVY

AND STUNG BY A SWARM OF HORNETS

AND SPRAYED BY A SKUNK.

BUT I WAS STILL THE FLYEST ONE

IN ALL THE PHOTOS.

AND THE FUNKIEST.

HATER.

WELL, THANK YOU,

COUSIN CALVIN.

YOU REALLY CONVINCED ME.

I'M OUT.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

YOU GOING.

YEAH, SON.

THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO BECOME ONE

WITH NATURE, TO BOND OVER

CAMPFIRES, TO FISH IN THE GREAT

OUTDOORS.

BUT THERE'S FISH AT THE

SUPERMARKET.

CAN'T WE BOND INDOORS ON SOME

DVDs AND CALL IT A DAY?

Both: NO.

GAME OF CHESS?

Both: NO.

VIDEO GAMES?

HELL, NO.

NOW, LOOK.

YOU GOING, AND THAT'S THAT.

DON'T WORRY, BIG DOG.

I GOT YOU COVERED.

LOOK, MALIK, WHEN I WAS ABOUT

TO TURN 13, I WENT ON MY FIRST

CAMPING TRIP WITH MY DAD AND

UNCLE CURTIS.

HERE WE GO WITH THIS.

AND, MAN, LET ME TELL YOU.

THIS WAS SOME OF THE BEST TIMES

I EVER HAD WITH MY DAD BEFORE HE

PASSED.

[ SINGING MOURNFULLY ]

MAN...I MISS MY DAD.

LOOK, MALIK, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE

LIFE FOR GRANTED, SON.

ALL TIME SPENT WITH FAMILY IS

VERY IMPORTANT, OKAY?

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

ARE YOU READY TO CARRY ON THE

FAMILY TRADITION AND GO CAMPING

WITH YOUR OLD MAN?

NOPE.

LOOK, YOU'RE GOING CAMPING IF

I GOT TO DRAG YOU WITH ONE OF

THESE FISHING HOOKS.

NOW GO GET IN THE CAR.

OKAY, GUYS, YOU READY?

WE WERE BORN READY, BABY.

I WANT TO GO.

OH, SWEETIE, NO.

THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY.

THEN WHY IS MALIK GOING?

BECAUSE I'M A MAN, BABY.

NO, YOU'RE A BABY, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

WE'RE RUNNING LATE.

CAN'T BE LATE.

LAST TIME WE WAS LATE, WE HAD TO

PITCH A TENT IN THE DARK.

POOR CALVIN WOKE UP SANDWICHED

BETWEEN TWO BIG HAIRY WHITE

GUYS.

[ Voice breaking ] AND I'M

STILL NOT READY TO TALK

ABOUT IT.

YOU GOT TO LET IT GO, SON.

GOT TO LET IT GO.

[ LAUGHS ]

MWAH.

ALL RIGHT, BABY.

BYE, BABE.

OKAY, Y'ALL CALL ME WHEN

Y'ALL READY TO COME BACK HOME.

CURTIS.

BYE, GUYS.

YOU READY?

* THE GIRLS...

I AM SO GLAD I DIDN'T GO

CAMPING.

THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

OKAY, WAIT.

I GOT TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.

I GOT TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.

OKAY, JAZZY, JAZZY, AS THE

NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SANCTIFIED

SOUL SISTERS -- * HALLELUJAH!

* HALLELUJAH!

* HALLELUJAH!

* HALLELUJAH!

OOH, THAT WAS AWFUL.

WE GOT TO WORK ON THAT HARMONY

PART.

JAZZY, JAZZY, JAZZY.

YOU GET TO CHOOSE MY EYE SHADOW.

OKAY?

SO, STRAWBERRY BREEZE OR

CRANBERRY ICE?

STRAWBERRY BREEZE.

IT'LL HIDE THE WRINKLES BETTER.

[ LAUGHS ]

GIRL, YOU NEED MORE THAN

STRAWBERRY BREEZE.

YOU NEED AN AIRBRUSH.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

CAN I USE YOURS?

OH, NO, BABY.

IT'S BROKEN.

I BURNED THE MOTOR OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LADIES, ARE YOU READY TO SEE

JO'S NEW MAKEOVER?

NO. NO. NO.

WAIT, WAIT.

LET ME GET MY CAMERA.

COME ON, GIRLFRIEND.

DON'T TAKE ALL DAY.

OKAY.

DA-DA-DA-DAAAA!

WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?

SAY SOMETHING.

AWESOME.

MISS CARLA, CAN YOU MAKE ME LOOK

LIKE RONALD McDONALD, TOO?

WHAT?

I DON'T LOOK LIKE A CLOWN, DO I?

OH, NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO.

BUT CAN I GET A SMALL FRY AND A

CHOCOLATE SHAKE?

[ LAUGHTER ]

GIRL, DID YOU GET YOUR

COSMETOLOGY LICENSE AT THE

CIRCUS?

WHATEVER, CLARETHA.

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER,

PUT YOUR MAKEUP WHERE YOUR MOUTH

IS.

BRING IT ON.

OH, BABY, IT'S ALREADY BEEN

BROUGHT.

TA-DA!

WOW.

AND UNLIKE YOU, I WASN'T

CLOWNING.

YOU STILL NOT IN MY LEAGUE.

NOT IN YOUR LEAGUE?

CARLA, LOOK AT ME.

I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE MAKING

BALLOON ANIMALS AT A KID'S

BIRTHDAY PARTY.

OOH, CAN YOU MAKE ME A DOGGY?

AND SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAY

PARTIES, TIFFANY SAID AT

CHANTE'S PARTY, TOMMY SENT

MONICA A NOTE THAT SAID, "WILL

YOU GO WITH ME?"

BUT LISA THOUGHT THE NOTE WAS

FOR HER, AND NOW TOMMY AND LISA

ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND,

AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.

HUH?

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF?

CHILD, THE PLAYGROUNDS BE

TALKING.

C.J., YOU'RE HOLDING IT

WRONG.

UNCLE CURTIS, THERE AIN'T BUT

SO MANY WAYS TO HOLD IT.

YOU NEED TO DO IT MY WAY OR

TAKE A HIKE DOWN THE HIGHWAY.

MIGHT I SUGGEST --

HUSH UP. WE GOT THIS.

YEAH, BOY, WE WAS DOING THIS

BEFORE YOU WAS BORN.

NOW, SEE?

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

IT ONLY TOOK HIM 2 HOURS.

OH, HELL!

YOU DID THE SAME THING LAST

YEAR.

C.J., I TOLD YOU YOU WAS HOLDING

IT WRONG.

AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SO

CHEAP AND GET THE ONE WITH THE

INSTRUCTIONS IN GERMAN.

BUT IT WAS HALF OFF.

THAT'S WHY HALF OF IT BLEW

AWAY.

MAY I?

PLEASE.

YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE YOUR BED.

NOW YOU WANT TO PITCH A TENT.

WATCH AND LEARN.

AND THAT'S WHY I'M BUNKING

WITH HIM.

OH, LOOK.

TWO BIG HAIRY WHITE GUYS.

WHERE?

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

GET UP.

WELL DONE, SON.

GOOD JOB.

YOU PASSED YOUR FIRST MAN

TEST.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS COOL.

I'M BECOMING A MAN.

NOW WE'RE GONNA GO CATCH SOME

FISH!

HERE.

HOLD THE BAIT.

WHAT'S IN HERE?

JUST WORMS AND MINNOWS.

[ WHIMPERS ]

OKAY, THIS MIGHT TAKE A

LITTLE LONGER THAN WE THOUGHT.

* LOVE

* LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

* LOVE, LOVE

* LOVE -- AND OUT.

HELLO!

WHAT, JAZZY?

I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE IT TO THE

BRIDGE.

I'M ABOUT TO JUMP OFF ONE.

THIS IS THE FOURTH SUPREMES

SONG.

WHEN DO WE GET TO SING SOMETHING

THAT I LIKE, SOMETHING THAT HAS

A MUSIC VIDEO?

O-OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, JAZZY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SING?

JENNIFER HUDSON'S NEW SONG.

THAT'S JENNIFER HOLLIDAY'S

OLD SONG.

WHO IS JENNIFER HOLLIDAY?

THE WOMAN WHO STARRED IN THE

STAGE PLAY LOOSELY BASED ON...

THE SUPREMES!

WAIT A MINUTE.

HOW DID WE GET BACK TO

THE SUPREMES?

JAZZY, EVERYTHING OLD BECOMES

NEW AGAIN.

EXCEPT CLARETHA.

THE ONLY REASON YOU KNOW THAT

IS BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN AROUND

TAKING NOTES.

YOUR MAMA.

OKAY, OKAY.

LET'S DO DESTINY'S CHILD.

OH! I'LL BE BEYONCé!

I WANT TO BE BEYONCé!

I AM BEYONCé.

OH!

OH, NO.

OH, NO.

OH, NO.

I'LL BE BEYONCé.

OKAY.

AUNT ELLA, YOU CAN BE KELLY.

I LIKE KELLY.

MISS CLARETHA, YOU CAN BE

MICHELLE.

OH, THANK YOU.

AND MISS JO AND MISS COLLINS,

YOU CAN BE THE TWO OTHER LADIES

WHO GOT KICKED OUT THE GROUP.

OOH, EXCUSE US.

COME ON, B.

COME ON, B.

OH, WAIT.

UH-OH.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID BEYONCé.

I DON'T HAVE MY KNEE WRAP.

WAIT A MINUTE.

IT'S A SPIN.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

LET'S COOK THESE BABIES UP.

C.J., WHAT YOU GOT?

WELL...

[ LAUGHTER ]

C.J., I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE

BAIT.

I WANT TO SEE THE FISH YOU

CAUGHT.

THIS IS THE FISH.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ Laughing] WE COULD HAVE --

WE COULD HAVE SAVED TIME AND

COOKED THE BAIT.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

BAM!

WHOO!

GOOD LORD!

GIVE THEM HERE.

HA-HA-HA!

WHAT KIND OF BAIT DID YOU USE?

BAIT?

PLEASE. I DON'T NEED NO BAIT.

I LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM YOU,

POPS.

TRUE THAT.

TRUE THAT.

HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE FISH

FROM?

THEY WERE ON SALE.

I TOLD YOU, I GOT YOU, BIG DOG.

I EVEN GOT TARTAR SAUCE IN THE

BAG.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.

WE NEED TO GET THESE BABIES

GOING BEFORE IT GETS DARK.

SO CALVIN, GO GET SOME WOOD.

WELL, SINCE MALIK IS IN

TRANSITION INTO MANHOOD, I THINK

HE SHOULD GO.

HMM.

HUH?

YEAH, SON.

IT'S ANOTHER MAN TEST.

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME MY DAD

SENT ME OUT TO GET WOOD.

OH, HERE WE GO.

I CAME BACK WITH AN ARMFUL

OF TWIGS.

HE BUILT A BIG PILE, AND THEN HE

STARTED A FIRE TO KEEP ME WARM.

GOD...

I MISS MY DAD.

ALL RIGHT ALREADY, MAN!

I'LL GO GET THE WOOD.

BE BREEZY.

THERE IT IS.

OUCH!

YOU IDIOT!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN

MY DAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO CLEAN A

FISH.

MY DAD, HE COULD CLEAN AND

DEBONE A FISH IN 10 SECONDS

FLAT.

AND AFTER WE ATE IT, HE WOULD

SAY -- HE WOULD SAY,

"C.J.!

C.J.!

THAT FISH WAS OFF THE HOOK!"

WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!

GOOD LORD, YOU BEEN TALKING

ABOUT YOUR FATHER FOR 45

MINUTES, C.J.

WE ASKED YOU TO SAY GRACE, NOT A

EULOGY.

WHERE'S MALIK?

OH, MAN.

H-HE'S STILL NOT BACK WITH THE

WOOD.

HE'S ALL RIGHT.

HE'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW MALIK IS SLOW.

HE PROBABLY -- HE'LL BE BACK

SOON.

HEY, HEY.

C.J., LET'S EAT WHILE HE --

WHILE HE'S COMING BACK.

WHILE WE'RE WAITING, WE'LL EAT.

UNCLE CURTIS, WHAT IF A BEAR

ATTACKS HIM?

C.J., YOU KNOW MALIK IS

THICK.

WE'LL FIND HIM BEFORE THE BEAR

FINISHES HIM.

UNCLE CURTIS!

IT'S MY SON.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL GO FIND HIM.

COME ON, CALVIN.

LET'S GO FIND HIM.

OH, I'M COOL.

I'VE ONLY KNOWN THE BOY FOR

12 1/2 YEARS.

I'M SURE I'LL GET OVER IT.

I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU --

BIG HAIRY WHITE GUYS!

WHATEVER.

I'M STILL NOT GOING.

ALL RIGHT, SUIT YOURSELF.

PUT THE FIRE OUT.

[ COYOTE HOWLING IN THE

DISTANCE ]

WAIT UP.

UH...

[ BLOWING ]

WAIT UP!

HE CAN'T BE GONE.

I MEAN, HE'S JUST GOT TO COME

BACK.

BUT WHAT IF WE NEVER SEE HIM

AGAIN?

BE STRONG, BABY.

BE STRONG.

WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?

WE CAN'T HEAR THE MOVIE.

OKAY, OKAY.

YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS LOVE

YOU, RIGHT?

YES, I KNOW.

THEN TRUST THAT I'LL COME

BACK.

I WISH I HAD A MAN LIKE THAT.

I WISH I HAD A MAN.

WHAT MOVIE DO WE WATCH NEXT?

THE ONE WITH NICK CANNON.

NO.

LET'S WATCH THE ONE WITH

BORIS KODJOE.

GIRL, I LOVE HIM.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO I'M TIRED OF?

WHO?

THAT DENZIL.

All: IT'S DENZEL!

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HE'S OLD LIKE...Y'ALL.

YOU NEED A NAP.

WHERE COULD MALIK BE?

YEAH, IT'S BEEN AT LEAST TWO

HOURS.

THE WOLVES ARE PROBABLY

RAISING HIM NOW.

[ HOWLING ]

SEE? I TOLD YOU.

MY POOR BOY.

OH, MAN UP, C.J.

THE HOWLING PROBABLY JUST MEANS

THEY'RE BRINGING HIM BACK.

MALIK.

MALIK!

C.J.!

MALIK!

Shh.

YOU GONNA BRING ATTENTION TO US,

MAN.

AIN'T THAT WHAT WE WANT?

NO, NOT IN THE WOODS WHERE

THERE'S ANIMALS INVOLVED.

I WANT MY DAD.

I MEAN, HE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO

ABOUT MALIK.

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I GOT

LOST.

I WAS SO SCARED, AND MY DAD, HE

JUST STAYED STRONG.

HE SAID --

WILL YOU SHUT UP?

SHUT UP!

YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE

PRAYING THAT GOD FORGIVES YOU

ANYWAY, 'CAUSE UNCLE CURTIS SENT

YOU TO GO GET THE WOOD, NOT

MALIK.

THIS AIN'T MY FAULT.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS TAKING

SAD TRIPS DOWN MEMORY LANE ABOUT

YOUR DAD.

I BET -- I BET MALIK AIN'T EVEN

LOST.

I BET HE RAN AWAY...FROM YOU.

OH, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

WE'LL JUST TELL ELLA THAT A

SALMON WAS SWIMMING UPSTREAM, A

REAL BIG ONE, AND IT JUMPED OUT

AND GRABBED MALIK AND TOOK HIM

IN THE WATER, AND HE WAS

FIGHTING TO THE END.

SHE'LL NEVER BUY THAT.

SALMON DON'T SWIM UPSTREAM THIS

TIME OF YEAR.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

MY BOY POOKIE.

HE ONCE DATED THIS GIRL THAT DID

A DOCUMENTARY ON SALMON.

BUT I DIDN'T LIKE HER.

THERE WAS SOMETHING KIND OF

FISHY ABOUT HER.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GET IT -- SALMON, FISHY?

FISHY CAUSE SHE STANK?

RIGHT.

WILL YOU TWO BE SERIOUS?

Both: SORRY.

C.J., WHY DON'T YOU SAY A

PRAYER THAT HE COMES BACK HOME?

YEAH.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

HEY, BOW YOUR HEADS.

* THE DEVIL THOUGHT HE HAD

ME *

* ON THE RUN

LET HIM USE YOU, SON.

LORD...

HELP ME FIND MY SON, MM.

I LOVE HIM, AND I MISS HIM SO

MUCH.

* WELL

I'D GIVE ANYTHING JUST TO

HEAR HIS VOICE FOR THE LAST

* TIME

HEY, DAD.

OH!

MALIK!

THANK YOU, GOD!

HEY, YOU STILL THERE?!

WILL YOU GET THEM OUT MY HOUSE?

WHERE YOU BEEN?

WELL, ON MY WAY TO GET THE

WOOD, I SAW A LITTLE GIRL

WEARING A RED CAPE, SKIPPING

THROUGH THE WOODS, DROPPING

LITTLE BREAD CRUMBS ALL OVER THE

TRAIL.

SO I WENT TO THE GINGERBREAD

HOUSE WITH HER.

YES, I DID.

AND WHEN I GOT THERE, SHE HAD

PORRIDGE THERE WAITING FOR ME.

I TRIED THE FIRST ONE, BUT IT

WAS TOO HOT.

I TRIED THE SECOND ONE, AND IT

WAS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS.

[ BOTH SIGH ]

I'M JUST PLAYING WITH Y'ALL.

I USED THE "SPECIAL BUSHES."

YOU SURE IT WASN'T A "SPECIAL

PLANT?"

WE WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU,

BOY.

YEAH, BIG DOG.

WE WERE REALLY WORRIED.

You got my fries?

Yeah, it's in the tent.

GOOD LOOKING OUT.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

NEXT TIME WE SEND YOU OUT TO GET

SOME WOOD, YOU BETTER COME RIGHT

BACK!

YOU HEARD ME?

OKAY.

RIGHT.

Did you get my smoothie?

Yeah, it's in your tent.

OH, GOODIE!

WELL, MALIK...

[ CLAPS ]

YOU PASSED YOUR FINAL MAN TEST.

NO, HE DIDN'T.

WHERE'S THE WOOD?

IT'S RIGHT HERE.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

AISLE 5.

WHAT?

LISTEN, DAD.

UNCLE CURTIS AND COUSIN CALVIN

HATE CAMPING.

IS THAT TRUE, UNCLE CURTIS?

YEAH.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY

SOMETHING?

BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE BRING

IT UP, YOU GET TO CRYING ABOUT

YOUR DAD.

BUT I MISS MY DAD.

WE KNOW.

Y'ALL SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD

ME THE TRUTH.

MY DAD WOULD HAVE NEVER LIED TO

ME ABOUT THIS.

UH, ACTUALLY, C.J...

CLARENCE HATED CAMPING MORE THAN

WE DO.

IT'S JUST THAT HE LOVED YOU

MORE.

SO WE KEPT THE TRADITION ALIVE.

THANKS, UNCLE CURTIS.

WELL, MALIK...DID YOU LEARN

ANYTHING TODAY?

YEP.

I LOVE BEING A PAYNE.

GROUP HUG.

[ LAUGHS ]

COME ON, CALVIN.

COME ON.

FAMILY HUG.

I'M COMING.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL THE FELLAS.

OH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

HEY, GUYS.

THIS WILL BE THE LAST YEAR YOU

GOT TO DO THAT.

WELL, I THINK WE'VE DONE ALL

WE COULD POSSIBLY DO.

WE COULD DANCE AGAIN.

COUNT ME OUT.

YEAH.

I'M STILL RECUPERATING FROM

BEYONCé'S WORLD TOUR.

I MISS THE MEN!

All: SO DO WE.

LORD...

PLEASE SEND ME A MAN SO I CAN

MISS HIM, TOO.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.

OH!

PRAISE GOD.

YOU SURE DO WORK FAST.

AAH!

OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.

I SEE HIM. I SEE HIM.

BUT CLARETHA, THAT MAN IS NOT

LOOKING FOR NO DATE.

NO. WAIT, WAIT.

OKAY, OKAY.

THAT'S A PEEPING TOM.

THAT'S A PEEPING TOM.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WE GONNA PUNCH HIS EYES OUT!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT

CURLING IRON, CURL HIS HAIR?

COME HERE, JAZZY.

QUICK, BE QUICK.

COME TO THE C--

AAH!

AND DON'T COME OUT OF HERE

UNTIL I TELL YOU.

OKAY.

AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, CLARETHA, YOU OPEN

THE DOOR -- I'LL OPEN THE DOOR,

AND WE'RE GONNA AMBUSH HIM.

AND THEN CARLA AND JO --

SISSIFIED SOUL SISTERS!

OKAY, I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.

OKAY, OKAY.

GO. RUSH HIM!

HEY!

WAH! GET HIM!

[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

OH, YEAH.

THAT WAS COOL!

YOU BEAT HIM DOWN!

JAZZY, NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

WE WERE PROVOKED, BABY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, WE DON'T...

WE DON'T SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS

WITH VIOLENCE, HONEY.

REMEMBER?

OKAY?

SO...GO PUT ON YOUR P.J.s.

[ CHUCKLES ]

GOOD NIGHT, MISS CARLA,

MISS JO.

GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WE BEAT HIM DOWN!

YES!

BAH!

WE SURE DID!

GET OUT OF HERE.

GET OUT OF HERE.

NO HELP.

I LIKE THAT.

YOU SAW THAT?

PA-POW!

KA-KA-KA!

OH, MY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK SO SOON?

OUR MISSION WAS ACCOMPLISHED.

I'M A MAN NOW.

WELL, YOU STILL LOOK LIKE

PLAIN-OLD MALIK TO ME.

NO.

NOW I'M MALIK WITH AN EDGE.

NOPE.

STILL PLAIN OLD MALIK.

IT'S LATE, YOU TWO.

GO TO BED.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

OH, WE HAD A GREAT TIME!

HA! HA!

AND YOU?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT

IT.

SO, DID YOU MAKE THE BIG

CATCH?

NO, BUT ME MADE A BIG

DECISION.

OH.

WE ARE NEVER GOING CAMPING

AGAIN.

OH!

OH, YOU TOLD C.J. THE TRUTH.

AUNT ELLA, YOU KNEW?

YES!

BUT I NEVER FELT THE NEED TO

TELL YOU.

I DON'T CAMP.

HEY, I TOLD GREG TO COME BY

HERE AND CHECK ON YOU.

DID HE MAKE IT?

GREG?

OH...A BIG GUY, KIND OF TALL?

YEAH.

BROAD SHOULDERS?

HAIR KIND OF...

YES.

NO. NO, NO.

HADN'T SEEN GREG.

[ Crying ] MOMMY, THEY

TOUCHED ME.

WHO TOUCHED YOU?

THE WHITE MEN.

I TRIED TO OFFER THEM SOME

FRIES, BUT THEY WOULDN'T TAKE

ANY.

YOU OFFERED SOME FRIES?

AND I TOLD THEM ABOUT THE

NAACP, BUT THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN.

JUST THINK, JAZMINE, NOW WE

GOT A CHANCE TO START OUR OWN

NEW TRADITION -- THE

FATHER-DAUGHTER CAMPING TRIP.

WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE?

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE

TIME WHEN MY DAD AND I --

DAD.

PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO BED.

YOU DON'T WANT TO GO CAMPING

WITH ME?

NOT IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME

STORIES ABOUT GRANDPA CLARENCE.

BUT I MISS MY DAD.

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE

TIME HE WAS TEACHING ME HOW TO

PLAY BASKETBALL, AND RIGHT AFTER

WE GOT DONE -- 'CAUSE MY DAD

COULD PLAY BASKETBALL -- AND HE

SAID, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU ABOUT

KUNG FU.

SO HE DID A KARATE CHOP RIGHT TO

MY HEAD.

BOOM!

AND WHEN I CAME TO, I WAS

LIKE...

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

"GRASSHOPPER, SNATCH THE PEBBLE

FROM MY HAND."

JAZZY?