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Original subtitles

HEY, MARCUS, WHAT'S

HAPPENING, MAN?

HUH?

MARCUS WANTS TO KNOW

IF WE'RE COMING

TO THEIR FIGHT PARTY TONIGHT.

YEAH, I'M GOING.

ARE YOU GOING?

YEAH. YEAH, I'M GOING.

DEFINITELY.

YEAH, MAN, WE'LL BE THERE.

OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

I'M GLAD THE KIDS ARE AT TIFFANY

AND DESMOND'S.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH MARCUS

AND MELISSA.

YEAH.

REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN

WE HAD AT THE LAST PARTY?

YEAH, I DO.

I WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

NO.

YOU WERE THE DRUNK AT THE PARTY.

C.J., MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK

THIS TIME, YOU KNOW, GIVEN WHAT

HAPPENED BETWEEN US AFTER THE

PARTY...IN YOUR BEDROOM.

I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED...

AFTER THE PARTY...

IN MY BEDROOM.

AND IT CANNOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

AND IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN,

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO DRINK, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

AND I'M ALSO BRINGING

TANYA WITH ME.

AND I'M BRINGING BRYAN.

SO WE'RE COOL.

YEAH.

MM-HMM.

HEY, YOU DIDN'T, UH...

TELL BRYAN ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?

NO. NO, NO, NO.

DID YOU TELL TANYA?

NO. NO.

GOOD.

Both: LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.

YEAH.

HEY, IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA

WATCH THE FIGHT TONIGHT, MAKE

SURE YOU BRING EXACT CHANGE SO

YOU CAN PAY TO VIEW.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

WE WILL BE WATCHING THE FIGHT

FOR FREE AT MARCUS

AND MELISSA'S HOUSE.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE

LAST TIME YOU WAS AT THEIR

HOUSE.

AND WHAT HAPPENED

AFTER THE PARTY.

NO, NO. DON'T SAY NOTHING.

DON'T SAY NOTHING. NOW, LOOK.

I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU

AND I WANT TO GET...

I WANT TO TAKE...

COME ON. LET'S GO. COME ON.

C.J., NO.

JUST ONE TIME...ONE TIME...

NO.

SHH. ONE MORE TIME, BABY.

YOUR ROOM OR MINE?

YOUR ROOM OR MINE?

YOUR ROOM OR MINE?

OKAY. OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

RIGHT. WE GOT IT.

THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN,

OKAY?

C.J. HAS AGREED NOT TO DRINK,

AND I'M BRINGING BRYAN.

AND I'M BRINGING TANYA,

SO WE'RE FINE.

SO WE'LL BE FINE.

Both: YEAH, RIGHT.

HA!

WHAT THE HELL?

HOW AM I GONNA WATCH THE FIGHT

IF THE CABLE'S NOT WORKING?

BABY, JUST CALM DOWN AND READ

WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY ON THE

SCREEN RIGHT HERE.

IT SAYS "ROM VERIFICATION

FAILURE.

CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE."

"SERVICE." COME ON, BABY.

THAT'S JUST GREAT.

THAT'S IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I PAY--ALL THE MONEY

I PAY FOR THIS CABLE,

AND THIS THING BREAK DOWN

EVERY TIME SOMETHING COME ON

I WANT TO SEE.

IT'S OKAY, BABY. IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

MAKE NO SENSE.

IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,

BABY.

YES.

CURTIS PAYNE.

NO.

CUR-TIS PAYNE!

NO!

JUST PRESS ZERO, AND THEN

A LIVE PERSON WILL COME

ON THE LINE.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T THE LIVE

PERSON JUST ANSWER THE PHONE,

ELLA?

"THAT SERVICE IS NOT AVAILABLE.

PLEASE CALL BACK LATER."

I CAN'T TAKE IT, ELLA.

DO SOMETHING.

OKAY, BABY.

I CAN'T TAKE IT!

I GOT TO WATCH MY FIGHT!

WHOO.

YES.

CURTIS PAYNE.

I ALREADY SAID THAT!

TECH SUPPORT.

DID YOU SAY THAT?

UH...HI. HI. HI.

LISTEN, WE HAVE AN ERROR MESSAGE

ON OUR TV, AND...

YES. THANK YOU. YES. OH.

TURN THE TV OFF

AND THE CABLE BOX.

DO WHAT?

OH, UNPLUG THE CABLE BOX.

OKAY.

CUT IT OFF OR UNPLUG IT?

WHICH ONE IS IT?

YES, WE ARE UNPLUGGING IT.

OKAY.

HE DID NOT SAY "HIT IT."

YEAH, I FELT IT, THAT'S ALL.

[ HUMMING ]

ELLA. ELLA, PLEASE. ELLA.

SORRY. SORRY.

OH, I DON'T MIND HOLDING.

WELL, I DO.

WELL, THANK YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH--WELL, NO.

WELL, I'VE BEEN SINGING

ALL MY LIFE.

OH, I PREFER ALTO.

I PREFER AL...

YEAH--OH, WELL, SOMETIMES,

NOW, I CAN GET UP

ON THAT SOPRANO PART.

* AHHHHHHH

COME ON, BABY. COME ON.

I'M TRYING TO -- THE GAME IS

GONNA COME ON -- THE FIGHT

COMING ON.

IS IT PLUGGED BACK IN?

NO.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO PLUG IT

BACK IN.

OOH...

YES. AND PRESS THE RESET BUTTON.

YEAH. OKAY.

AND WHAT DOES IT SAY, BABY?

"REBOOTIN'. PLEASE WAIT."

IT SAYS "SYSTEM REBOOTIN'.

REBOOTING. PLEASE WAIT."

GLADYS KNIGHT?

REALLY?

[ LAUGHS ]

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

SHE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

YES.

WOULD YOU COME ON, BABY?

COME ON!

THE MAN SAID I SOUND

LIKE GLADYS.

WELL, TELL THE MAN TO HOP ON

THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA

AND COME FIX THE TELEVISION!

MY CABLE. GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

YES.

BABY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

THE MAN TOLD ME I SOUND

LIKE GLADYS.

WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAID HE'S GOING TO TRY

TO GET A REPAIRMAN OUT HERE,

MAYBE TODAY, MAYBE TOMORROW.

BABY, I GOT TO WATCH

THE FIGHT COMING ON TONIGHT.

CURTIS, YOU HIT ME WITH

ANOTHER PILLOW, THERE'S GONNA BE

A FIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

COME ON.

C.J., IT'S GOOD

TO SEE YOU, MAN.

LIKEWISE, MAN. LIKEWISE.

YOU REMEMBER TANYA.

HELLO, MELISSA.

HELLO, MARCUS. HOW ARE YOU?

OH, GREAT.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, GIRL.

THANK YOU.

HAVE A SEAT. TAKE A LOAD OFF.

GET YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHERE'S JANINE?

SHE'LL BE HERE SOON.

SHE'S...WITH BRYAN.

Both: BRYAN?

WHO BRYAN?

HER BOYFRIEND.

WE'RE BOTH SEEING

OTHER PEOPLE NOW.

Both: REALLY?

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

I MEAN, THE LAST TIME YOU WERE

HERE, DIDN'T YOU

AND JANINE KISS?

YES. YES, THEY -- THEY DID.

I-I WAS HERE, TOO. REMEMBER?

YES, THAT WAS THE NIGHT THAT

I GAVE C.J. MY NUMBER.

YEAH, IT WAS A KISS, BUT WE'RE

COOL WITH IT, RIGHT, HONEY?

RIGHT. RIGHT.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

YEAH, RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

THE WAY Y'ALL WAS KISSING,

I THOUGHT Y'ALL MIGHT HAVE GOT

BUSY THAT NIGHT.

HA! YOU'RE CRAZY, BOY.

YOU -- MARCUS -- HE'S CRAZY.

GO AHEAD. HAVE A SEAT, BABE.

DOPEY WAS ACTUALLY

LIGHT-SKINNED.

OH!

HE--HE--

WHAT YOU LAUGHING AT?

THIS IS BRYAN DAWSON!

THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND!

YES.

BRYAN, THIS IS MELISSA

AND MARCUS.

THIS IS BRYAN.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON IN.

GIRL, YOU STEPPED UP, WAY UP.

MMM! NO OFFENSE, C.J.

NONE TAKEN.

HASN'T SHE DONE GREAT, HONEY?

YEAH. BRYAN'S ALL RIGHT.

C.J., BEER?

HEY --

NO.

NO, YOU WANT WATER, RIGHT, C.J.?

RIGHT. RIGHT -- WATER.

JANINE, WAIT TILL YOU TASTE

MY SHRIMP.

OH.

SHE'S ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.

REALLY?

YES.

HEY, DID Y'ALL HEAR WHAT

HAPPENED TO ROGER?

OH.

Both: YEAH.

YEAH.

WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

WHO'S ROGER?

THAT BOY WAS CRAZY

IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YES.

GIRL, YOU REMEMBER, HE TRIED

TO GET WITH ME?

MM-HMM.

YEAH, YEAH, I HAD

TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT, TOO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HOW?

HOW'D YOU STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT?

WHO'S ROGER?

OH.

OH, OH, I'M SORRY,

TANYA AND BRYAN.

OH, THAT WAS RUDE OF US.

OH, DO YOU FEEL LEFT OUT,

BRYAN?

WELL, A LITTLE.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW HOW YOUR

TEAM FELT WHEN THEY GOT LEFT OUT

OF THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE YOU

DROPPED THE BALL.

UH...CAN I GET SOME WATER?

NO. YOU JUST SIT THERE AND

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

MAN! MAN...

I'M MARVIN FROM

THE CABLE COMPANY.

OH, MY GOD. YOU HERE.

YOU MUST BE CURTIS PAYNE.

YEAH! YEAH! YOU CAME TODAY.

RIGHT THERE. COME ON, MAN.

OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

OH, THANK YOU, GOD.

WHAT THE HELL?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

AIN'T GONNA WORK LIKE THAT.

THAT'S WHAT I --

MAN, I HOPE YOU GET THAT --

YOU GOT TO GET IT FIXED BEFORE

THE FIGHT TONIGHT, MAN.

OH, COME ON.

THEY DON'T CALL ME

MARVELOUS MARVIN FOR NOTHING.

I'M GONNA KNOCK THIS OUT

IN NO TIME.

ALL RIGHT, MARVELOUS MARVIN!

YOU GET IT? MARVELOUS MARVIN?

I WILL KNOCK THIS OUT?

YOU GONNA KNOCK IT OUT

LIKE A FIGHTER.

I LOVE BOXING.

ME, TOO. ME, TOO.

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

PRETTY BOY FLOYD TONIGHT.

OH, YOU KNOW HE CAME OUT OF

RETIREMENT FOR THIS ONE, SO HE

AIN'T MESSING AROUND.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THE FELLAS.

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THE FELLAS.

HE GONNA GET HIM TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW, THERE AIN'T NOTHING

LIKE A GOOD FIGHT.

YEAH. YEAH.

AND A GOOD BEER.

[ LAUGHS ]

GONNA WATCH THE FIGHT.

HEY, BABE.

HUH?

HELLO.

HEY. HEY.

THIS IS MARVELOUS MARVIN.

HELLO, MARVELOUS MARVIN.

HOW YOU DOING?

HE COME TO FIX

THE CABLE, BABY.

HE'S GONNA FIX THE CABLE.

I'M GONNA WATCH

THE FIGHT TONIGHT.

OKAY, BABY.

CURTIS, YOU READY TO EAT?

NO, NOT RIGHT NOW, BABY.

WE'RE BUSY RIGHT NOW.

BUT I MADE YOUR FAVORITE.

[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

Both: PORK CHOPS.

WE'LL GET IT IN A MINUTE.

I'LL GET IT IN A MINUTE.

NOW, YOU KNOW THE KEY

IS TO SAUTé THEM WITH ONIONS

WHILE THEY'RE COOKING,

NOT AFTER.

WE DON'T EAT IT

ANY OTHER WAY.

OH, COME ON, NOW.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO TELL ME.

YOU THINK YOU GOT TO TELL ME

HOW TO COOK SOME PORK CHOPS?

YOU BETTER GO ON SOMEWHERE, MAN.

THAT'S JUST HOW WE DO IT.

THAT'S HOW YOU GOT TO DO IT.

ALL RIGHT.

I JUST -- I INSTALLED

THE LATEST MODEL.

SO YOU SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO.

NOW, LET ME...

IS THAT THE TURBO?

COME ON. HERE YOU GO. READY?

THAT'S THE TURBO.

THAT'S THE TURBO, DAWG.

Both: BAM!

THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS.

PUT ON THE FIGHT CHANNEL.

PUT ON THE FIGHT CHANNEL.

OKAY.

I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

WHOO-HOO!

YOU AIN'T GOT TO GO NOWHERE.

DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE.

DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE, BOY.

I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE I MAKE

IT HOME TO WATCH THE FIGHT, MAN.

HEY, MAN, YOU AIN'T GOT

TO GO HOME.

THE FIGHT'S GONNA COME ON.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL WATCH IT HERE.

THANKS, MAN. YOU SERIOUS?

YOU AIN'T GONNA MISS

THE FIGHT.

LET ME JUST CALL THE WIFE

AND LET HER KNOW, THEN.

CALL HER UP AND LET HER KNOW.

IF YOU'RE A MAN LIKE ME, YOU'LL

TELL HER WHEN YOU'RE

GONNA BE IN.

HEY, STELLA?

YEAH, I'M JUST GOING TO HANG OUT

HERE AND WATCH THE FIGHT.

NO, NO. GO ON TO CHURCH.

OH, I GOT ONE OF THEM, TOO.

AND THE CHOIR, YEAH, CHOIR

REHEARSAL, ALL THAT, YEAH.

YEAH.

OH, OKAY.

SO I'M GONNA BE COMING HOME

A LITTLE LATE.

ALL RIGHT.

Both: THANK YOU.

LOVE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO.

THAT'S WHAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT.

NOW, LOOK HERE. LOOK HERE.

WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

WITH ONIONS.

SAUTéED WITH ONIONS.

HA! THAT'S HOW WE DO.

BABY, BRING OUT ANOTHER PLATE!

LET ME GET A BEER, TOO.

AND BRING A BEER, TOO!

CURTIS.

SEE HOW I DO IT?

THAT'S HOW I DO IT.

THAT'S THE WAY I DO IT.

HURRY UP!

SAY WHAT NOW?

HUH?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, BABY?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMETHING.

MM-MM.

WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE FIGHT.

GONNA WATCH THE FIGHT.

HURRY UP! HA HA!

OH, OKAY. OKAY.

WOMAN.

OH. YEAH.

WHOO! MAN!

PRETTY BOY IS TEARING HATTON UP,

MAN.

WHOO!

HONEY, I FEEL A KNOCKOUT

COMING.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

FLOYD IS ON A MISSION.

JANINE, THAT'S THE FOURTH

TIME YOU'VE BEEN TO THE

BATHROOM.

YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT GIVES?

I'M FINE.

I'M JUST A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.

LET ME GET YOU SOME

GINGER ALE.

YEAH, THANK YOU.

YOU WANT IT WARM OR COLD?

Both: WARM.

OH!

FLOYD DROPPED HATTON WITH

15 SECONDS TO GO!

JUST LIKE YOU DID WITH THAT

FOOTBALL, BRYAN.

OKAY, JANINE, THIS SHOULD

MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

OH, THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

OH!

OOH.

NICE CATCH, BRYAN.

JANINE IS LUCKY SHE'S NOT

A FOOTBALL.

JANINE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NOT REALLY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I MEAN, YOU'RE NAUSEOUS,

YOU'RE RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM

FOUR, FIVE TIMES, LIKE YOU'RE

PREGNANT.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

DID YOU SAY...PREGNANT?

NO.

IF JANINE WERE PREGNANT, SHE

WOULD'VE TOLD ME.

ACTUALLY, I...AM PREGNANT.

Both: WHAT?

I KNEW IT.

OH, MAN!

A WOMAN ALWAYS KNOWS.

I'M GONNA BE A FATHER?

BABY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

WELL, I WAS WAITING ON THE

RIGHT TIME, AND FIGHT NIGHT

ISN'T IT.

OH, SO YOU MEAN BRYAN'S

THE FATHER?

OH, MAN! WHOO!

YEAH, THAT'S GREAT!

HEY, HEY, HEY, BRYAN, MAN,

JANINE IS HAVING YOUR BABY, MAN!

OH! THAT IS GREAT!

ISN'T THAT GOOD?

THAT IS GREAT, MARCUS, AIN'T IT?

YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.

NOW CALM DOWN, MAN.

CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.

OH, JANINE, CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU. THANKS.

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I'M GONNA BE A FATHER.

OH. OH, I CAN'T WAIT.

WAIT. WAIT.

WE'VE GOT TO NAME THE BABY.

IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?

I DON'T --

I HOPE IT'S A GIRL.

BUT IF IT'S A BOY, IT'S FINE.

WE CAN NAME HIM AFTER ME,

IF THAT'S OKAY.

THAT'S -- THAT'S FINE.

LOOK, CAN WE DISCUSS THIS

IN PRIVATE?

YEAH. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, BABY.

LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.

OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S GO.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, Y'ALL.

I'M GONNA BE A FATHER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HEY, JANINE, IF YOU NEED ME

THERE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WHEN

THE BABY IS BORN, I CAN BE

THERE, 'CAUSE BRYAN IS BOUND TO

DROP THE BABY.

SERIOUSLY, DUDE, WHAT IS

YOUR PROBLEM?

MAN, I LOST $500 ON THAT

PLAYOFF GAME.

ALL RIGHT...

HERE.

BRYAN DAWSON, YOU ALL RIGHT

WITH ME.

HEY, YOU COME BACK ANY TIME.

OH, YEAH.

JANINE STEPPED UP.

MM-HMM. WAY UP.

12th-ROUND KNOCKOUT.

PRETTY BOY FLOYD DID IT AGAIN.

MAN.

MM.

Both: MAN, THAT WAS

A GOOD FIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT I DON'T THINK FLOYD

IS SO PRETTY ANYMORE.

CURTIS, THANKS AGAIN FOR

LETTING ME STAY HERE AND WATCH

IT WITH YOU, MAN.

WELL, MAN, I WANT TO THANK

YOU FOR FIXING MY CABLE.

COME ON. NO PROBLEM.

YOU'RE LIKE...

WELL, YOU'RE LIKE FAMILY.

IT IS LIKE THAT, AIN'T IT?

IT'S LIKE I'VE KNOWN--

IT'S LIKE I'VE KNOWN YOU

ALL THIS TIME.

COME ON.

YEAH, MATTER OF FACT,

WHERE YOU FROM, MAN?

RIGHT HERE IN THE BIG "A."

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY

DAD, 'CAUSE WE NEVER MET HIM,

BUT ME AND MY MOM WERE BORN

AND RAISED HERE.

SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT

YOUR DAD, MAN.

IT IS A SHAME.

SHAME AND A PITY, THESE DAYS

AND TIMES.

IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY --

IF YOU'RE GONNA PLANT THE SEED,

THEN YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT

THE SEED GETS SOME -- SOME

LIGHT...

AND WHEN Y-YOU WATER IT...

YOU CAN PUT SOMETHING ON IT.

THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

FERTILIZER OR SOMETHING.

IT'S YOUR SEED.

HEY. DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT

TO JONES HIGH SCHOOL.

OH, NO. NO.

BUT MY MA DID, THOUGH.

YOUR MOM WENT TO

JONES HIGH SCHOOL?

SHE GRADUATED FROM THERE.

OH. WHAT WAS HER NAME?

I MIGHT KNOW HER.

CHAREESE SMITH.

BUT SHE WENT BY SHERRY.

SHERRY.

I DON'T KNOW IF I REMEMBER

SHERRY.

SHERRY SMITH. SHERRY SMITH.

YES. YEAH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW A SHERRY SMITH.

I TOOK A SHERRY SMITH

TO THE PROM IN '75.

OH, OKAY.

YEAH, SHERRY.

WHOO-HOO!

WE USED TO CALL HER "AROUND

THE WAY SHERRY."

UH-OH, WATCH OUT, NOW.

THAT SHERRY WAS A MATCH, BOY!

COULD DO SOME TRICKS, BOY.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

SHERRY.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOODNESS.

THAT WAS '75, THOUGH.

THAT WAS '75.

AT THE PROM.

H-HOW OLD ARE YOU?

31.

31?

YEAH.

YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

YOU'D BE 31.

75, 85, 95...2005.

75...CARRY THE ONE.

UM, H-HEY, MARVELOUS. MARV.

YO.

WHEN -- WHEN WERE YOU BORN?

FEBRUARY 14, 1976.

FEBRUARY 14, '76?

YEAH. VALENTINE'S DAY.

V-VALENTINE'S DAY?

THAT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

14, '76...

FEBRUARY, MARCH, APRIL, MAY,

JUNE, JULY, AUGUST, SEPTEMBER,

OCTOBER, NOVEMBER, DECEMBER...

BLLLBLLLBLLL!

FEBRUARY, MARCH...

I CAN'T THINK. I CAN'T...

FEBRUARY...

OKAY, THE PROM WAS IN MAY '75.

HE WAS BORN IN '76, FEBRUARY,

FEBRUARY 14...FEBRUARY 14th.

HE'S 31.

COME ON. GOT TO GO. GOT TO GO.

I'M SORRY. YOU GOT TO GO.

YOU GOT TO GO, MAN.

I MEAN, YOUR WIFE'S AT HOME.

YOUR WIFE'S AT THE HOUSE BY

HERSELF LATE.

NO, NO. SHE'S AT CHURCH.

SHE SAID SHE AT CHURCH.

THAT DON'T MEAN SHE'S AT CHURCH.

HEY, LOOK, AND I'M SORRY

ABOUT YOUR FATHER, MAN,

BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU, ONE

DAY...ONE DAY YOU'LL PROBABLY...

WELL, YOU MAY NOT NEVER MEET

HIM, SO--BUT DON'T WORRY

ABOUT IT.

YOU JUST GO.

GO ON, MAN. GO ON NOW.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HI, CURTIS.

I'M SORRY.

NOBODY LIVES HERE BY THAT NAME.

I'M SORRY.

CURTIS, I NEED TO TALK

TO YOU.

LISTEN...

I SAW HOW FUNNY YOU STARTED

ACTING YESTERDAY WHEN YOU

REALIZED YOU TOOK MY MOM

TO THE PROM.

I'M SORRY, SIR.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

I KNOW WE HAVE A LOT

IN COMMON.

SO I TALKED TO MY MOM.

AND?

SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.

AND?

SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

AND?

SO SHE SAID YOU TWO WENT

TO THE PROM...

[ WHIMPERS ]

THINGS GOT A LITTLE

INTERESTING, IF YOU KNOW

WHAT I MEAN.

OH, THEY STARTED TO GET

INTERESTING.

AND YOU FELL ASLEEP.

AND THEN I FELL ASLEEP.

THEN I FELL ASLEEP?

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.

I DID FALL ASLEEP.

I FELL ASLEEP.

YOU FELL ASLEEP.

I -- NOW I REMEMBER IT.

'CAUSE I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF,

BOY, I'M GONNA TA-DA-DA-DA.

I'M GONNA TA-DA-DA-DA.

HEY. HEY.

AND THEN I FELL ASLEEP.

OH, MAN. I'M NOT YOUR DADDY.

I'M NOT YOUR DADDY.

I'M NOT YOUR DADDY.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ]

YES!

I MEAN...

WOW. WOW, BROTHER.

I'M...I'M NOT YOUR FATHER.

COME HERE, BROTHER.

OH, HEY. WHAT?

SO, LOOK HERE, MARVIN.

I HOPE ONE DAY THAT YOU CONNECT

WITH YOUR FATHER AND THAT YOU

FIND YOUR FATHER AND THAT YOU

CONNECT WITH HIM.

WHEN YOU FIND HIM, YOU'RE

CONNECTED WITH YOUR FATHER.

BUT I'M NOT HIM.

[ LAUGHS ]

ME, TOO.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, TAKE CARE.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU, SON.

[ LAUGHS ]

LOVE YOU.

BABY, DID I HEAR MARVIN?

YEAH, THAT WAS HIM.

HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE.

SO I TAKE IT YOU FOUND OUT

HE WAS NOT YOUR SON.

HOW THE HELL YOU KNOW

ABOUT THAT?

CURTIS, EVERYBODY KNOWS

ABOUT THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

SHERRY CAME BACK AFTER THE PROM

AND TOLD US HOW YOU FELL ASLEEP

ON HER.

BEFORE YOU GOT A CHANCE

TO TA-DA-DA-DA.

JUST WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP,

SHE SAID.

NESTLED YOURSELF RIGHT ON DOWN

INTO A LONG WINTER'S NAP.

THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU

ABOUT THE NEXT NIGHT.

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