Original subtitles

Janine: I'M TELLING YOU, MISS ELLA,

CALVIN IS RUBBING OFF ON MALIK.

YESTERDAY, HE TOLD ME TO LAY OFF THE STARCH

WHEN I WAS DOING HIS LAUNDRY.

Malik: WELL, MY SHIRTS WERE A LITTLE STIFF.

I FELT LIKE A TIN MAN.

C.J.: OH! CALVIN IS SPOILED!

AUNT ELLA, YOU SPOILED THAT BOY.

AND SINCE HE MOVED BACK IN HERE, IT'S WORSE.

Ella: OH, PLEASE. STOP EXAGGERATING.

CALVIN IS NOT THAT BAD.

Jazmine: COUSIN CALVIN LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP

AND I FELL IN.

HE HAS GOT TO GO.

Ella: JAZMINE, CALVIN IS NOT

THE ONLY GUY THAT USES THAT BATHROOM.

Jazmine: I KNOW.

BUT MALIK AND DADDY KNOW BETTER.

Both: YES.

WE DO.

C.J.: YOU KNOW, AUNT ELLA, CALVIN HAS BEEN USING

MY SHIRTS AND MY COLOGNE.

HE GOT A JOB! HE NEED TO GET HIS OWN STUFF!

Ella: GOOD MORNING, BABY.

Curtis: [ GRUMBLES ]

Ella: OKAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,

BABY, THIS MORNING?

Curtis: I'M TIRED, ELLA.

I'M TIRED, OKAY?

CALVIN IS GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE IN HERE.

Ella: "CALVIN, CALVIN, CALVIN, CALVIN!"

Curtis: BABY, HE CAME HOME AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING!

2:00 A.M.! Ella: CURTIS--

Curtis: I'M THINKING SOMEBODY'S BREAKING IN THE HOUSE!

WHERE IS HE ANYWAY?

Janine: I THINK HE'S STILL ASLEEP.

Ella: OKAY, WAIT, WAIT.

CURTIS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?

Curtis: I'M GONNA POUR IT ON HIM.

Ella: OKAY, BABY.

PUT THAT BACK AND JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, PLEASE.

Curtis: I'M SERIOUS, ELLA. THIS IS NOT A HOTEL!

HE CAN'T SLEEP IN LATE!

HE CAN'T COME IN AND GO AS HE PLEASES!

Ella: CURTIS, YOU ARE THE ONE

WHO INVITED HIM TO COME BACK.

Curtis: YEAH. WELL, I'M GONNA BE THE ONE

WHO'S GONNA LAY DOWN THE LAW.

Janine: LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST

HAVE AN INTERVENTION?

C.J.: GOOD IDEA. Janine: THANK YOU.

Malik: YEAH, WE COULD JUST KICK HIM OUT.

THEN I CAN HAVE MY OWN ROOM BACK.

Ella: OKAY, OKAY!

I THINK YOU ALL ARE BLOWING THIS

WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.

CALVIN IS REALLY NOT THAT BAD.

UNH-UNH. UNH-UNH, NOW!

OKAY, WHO-- WHO WASTED THIS JUICE

IN THE REFRIGERATOR AND DID NOT CLEAN IT UP?

All: CALVIN.

Ella: OH, HE GOT TO GO.

HE'S GOT TO GO, BABY. HE'S GOT TO GO.

GET THE COFFEE, POUR IT ON HIM!

POUR IT DOWN HIS BACK!

Curtis: THANK YOU, BABY. MAKE A FRESH POT.

MAKE ANOTHER POT.

Curtis: CALVIN! I KNOW THAT BOY HEAR ME.

I KNOW HE HEAR ME! Calvin: WHAT'S UP?

Curtis: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOU?

Curtis: OH, I WAS IN THE SHOWER.

OH, AND BY THE WAY, WE'RE OUT OF HOT WATER.

BUT WHAT-- WHAT'S UP? I GOT TO GO MEET MIRANDA.

WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON?

DID SOMEBODY DIE?

WAS IT GRANDPA KELLY?

WHICH ONE OF HIS WIVES KILLED HIM?

WAS IT HIS FOURTH OR HIS SECOND?

I BET IT WAS HIS FOURTH BECAUSE

SHE WAS ALWAYS SUSPECT TO ME.

Ella: CALVIN.

PLEASE. [ LAUGHS ]

THIS IS NOT ABOUT GRANDPA KELLY.

Calvin: OH. THEN WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

Claretha: AM I ON TIME FOR THE INTERVENTION?

Curtis: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?

C.J.: MISS CLARETHA, WE JUST DECIDED

TO HAVE AN INTERVENTION.

HOW YOU HEAR ABOUT IT?

Curtis: SHE'S LIKE THE CANDYMAN!

SHE JUST APPEARS, C.J.!

Claretha: IT CAME ACROSS MY SCANNER.

Calvin: OH, WHO-- WHO'S HAVING AN INTERVENTION?

Janine: WE'RE HAVING AN INTERVENTION ON YOU.

Jazmine: YEAH, BECAUSE EVER SINCE YOU MOVED IN,

WE'VE BEEN MISERABLE.

Calvin: OH, ME, TOO. SLEEPING ON THAT AIR MATTRESS

IN MALIK'S ROOM IS STARTING TO HURT MY BACK.

Malik: WELL, I'M NOT GIVING UP MY BED,

SO YOU CAN JUST GET USED TO IT.

Ella: CLARETHA, DO YOU MIND?

BABY, THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER.

CAN YOU COME BACK LATER?

Claretha: O-O-OKAY. OKAY, FINE.

I-I HAVE SOME SPRING CLEANING

TO DO AT MY HOUSE, ANYWAY.

AND I COULD USE THE EXTRA HANDS.

I JUST CAME TO SEE IF IT WOULD BE OKAY

TO BORROW THE KIDS.

C.J.: SURE. THEY CAN GO.

Malik: DON'T WE GET A SAY IN THIS?

C.J.: YES. AND I SAY YOU CAN GO.

Jazmine: WAIT.

HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING?

Claretha: HOW ABOUT $2 AN HOUR?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

Malik: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET GAS WITH $2.

Claretha: HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

Malik: Ten. Claretha: T-T-T--

HOW ABOUT $5?

Malik and Jazmine: DEAL.

Claretha: OKAY, LET'S GO.

Ella: COME ON, CURTIS.

Curtis: OKAY, LET'S GET DOWN TO THE BUSINESS AT HAND.

CALVIN!

FIRST OF ALL, NUMBER "A"...

YOU GOT TO DO CHORES.

Calvin: OKAY. Curtis: I'M SERIOUS.

Ella: HE'S SAYING OKAY. GO TO NUMBER "B".

Curtis: NO MORE LOUD MUSIC,

NO MORE TV AFTER MIDNIGHT.

Calvin: WHAT? Curtis: IT'S TOO MUCH.

Calvin: MOM. Ella: UH-UH-UH-UH!

LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER. YOU HEARD HIM.

Curtis: MAN, YOU'RE WAKING UP EVERYBODY!

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET YOU ONE OF THEM...

THEM-- THEM C3POs, THEM...

Janine: THE M.P.--

Curtis: WITH THE HEADPHONES IN IT.

Janine: MP3 PLAYER.

Curtis: COME ON, MAN.

Calvin: WHAT'S NEXT? A CURFEW?

Curtis: GOOD IDEA!

GOOD IDEA! C.J.: A GOOD IDEA.

Ella: THANK YOU. Curtis: UH...

WHAT DO WE SAY, 9:30 ON WEEKDAYS?

C.J.: 9:30.

Curtis: 11:30 ON WEEKENDS.

Calvin: NO, NO. POPS, YOU CANNOT GIVE ME A CURFEW.

I'M A GROWN MAN. C.J.: A GROWN MAN,

LIVING WITH HIS PARENTS.

Calvin: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THERE WITH ME?

C.J.: WHY NOT?

Curtis: YOU MIGHT WANT TO NOT DO THAT.

Janine: DON'T DO THAT.

C.J.: YEAH, WELL, YOU GOT A POINT.

Calvin: THANK YOU. OKAY, NOW, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

C.J.: YEAH. STOP WEARING MY COLOGNE.

Janine: I HAVE ONE.

DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY. I'M NOT YOUR MAMA.

Calvin: IS THAT IT? Ella: I AMYOUR MAMA.

AND YOU STILL NEED TO DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY.

Calvin: OKAY, I'LL DO MY OWN LAUNDRY.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELS-- Ella: WHAT ABOUT THAT JUICE

IN THE REFRIGERATOR?

Calvin: FINE. I'LL DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU TOLD ME.

Ella: I DON'T LIKE THAT BOY.

Janine: I GIVE HIM ONE WEEK.

Ella: PLEASE.

Malik: MISS CLARETHA, YOUR HOUSE IS SO-- SO...

Jazmine: MALIK, JUST SAY IT.

IT STARTS WITH A "T"

AND ENDS WITH AN "ACKY".

Claretha: LOOK, GIRL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT STYLE?

Jazmine: WELL, I MIGHT ONLY BE EIGHT,

BUT I KNOW THAT ZEBRA STRIPES

AND LEOPARD SPOTS DON'T MATCH.

Claretha: WELL, YOU ARE NOT HERE

TO GIVE ME YOUR INTERIOR DESIGN OPINIONS.

YOU'RE HERE TO HELP ME PACK AND PURGE.

SO GRAB AN EMPTY BOX.

BUT CHECK WITH ME BEFORE YOU PUT SOMETHING IN IT

SO I CAN TELL YOU IF IT'S JUNK OR NOT.

Malik: [ SCOFFS ] ISN'T IT ALL JUNK?

Claretha: OHH! BOY!

Jazmine: WELL, WHAT'S IN ALL THESE ROOMS?

Claretha: OH-- Malik: MORE JUNK.

Claretha: THAT ROOM OVER THERE

USED TO BE HURETHA'S BEDROOM,

BUT IT'S MY SHOE ROOM NOW.

Malik: WHAT-- WHAT ABOUT THIS ROOM BACK HERE?

Claretha: OH, THAT'S MY HAT ROOM.

Jazmine: OH. WAIT. WHAT ABOUT THIS ROOM?

Claretha: NO!

Jazmine: [SCREAMS]

DIE! DIE!

DIE, LITTLE CRITTERS, DIE!

Claretha: LITTLE GIRL, CALM DOWN.

IT'S JUST MY WIGS.

Malik: MAN. THEY'RE ALIVE.

Jazmine: THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

I THOUGHT THAT I WAS BEING ATTACKED

BY THE BABIES OF THE ANIMALS

THAT YOU KILLED TO DECORATE THIS PLACE.

Miranda: CALVIN, I JUST-- Calvin: SHH!

I DON'T WANT MY PARENTS TO KNOW

YOU SPENT THE NIGHT.

Ella: CALVIN!

CALVIN, BABY, IS THAT YOU?

Calvin: NO. I MEAN, YEAH.

HEY. Ella: HEY, BABY.

LISTEN, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS BIG...

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS TRASH OUT?

BOY, STOP PLAYING.

OKAY. I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND.

Ella: OH, CALVIN, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

CAN YOU PLE--

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

CAN YOU PLEASE GET THE TRASH OUT

OF THE BATHROOMS FOR ME, TOO?

Calvin: OKAY, OKAY. IN A MINUTE. IN A MINUTE.

Ella: CALVIN, WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ON ME FOR?

Ella: YOU LOOK NICE TODAY IN THAT PURPLE. LOOK AT YOU.

Ella: YOU LIKE IT? Calvin: YEAH.

Ella: GO ON.

GO ON.

Calvin: YOU, GO.

Ella: BOY.

Calvin: OKAY.

Miranda: OKAY. ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST ME

TO GET MY HAIR DONE? DON'T BE GRABBING ON ME!

Calvin: NO, BUT I KNOW IT'S LESS THAN THE COST

OF A FUNERAL IF MY PARENTS CATCH YOU IN HERE.

NOW, LET'S GO.

POP.

Curtis: GOOD MORNING. Calvin: GOOD MORNING.

Miranda: GOOD, UH, MORNING, MR. PAYNE.

Calvin: UH, POPS, WHAT ARE YOU--

WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM SO EARLY?

Curtis: GOT THE NEWSPAPER.

I GOT A BETTER QUESTION.

WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE SO EARLY?

Calvin: UM...

Miranda: CALVIN HAD MY, UH...

Calvin: YEAH.

Ella: HEY, BABY.

Miranda: OOH! HI! MRS. PAYNE.

Ella: HEY, MIRANDA, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE, BABY?

Calvin: UH, SHE GOT HERE WHEN I PICKED HER UP

AND BROUGHT HER HERE, BUT DON'T WORRY.

WE'RE LEAVING.

Ella: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

COME ON BACK IN HERE.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

Curtis: SHE DOES THAT BEFORE SHE CRACKS UP.

Ella: MIRANDA, DID-- DID YOU SPEND THE NIGHT

HERE LAST NIGHT?

Curtis: BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT,

YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK YOURSELF,

"WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY?"

Miranda: YES, MY CHILD. WHAT?

Ella: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, BABY.

CALVIN, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

CURTIS, I THINK CALVIN HAS LOST HIS MIND.

I THINK MIRANDA'S LOST HER MIND, TOO.

MIRANDA, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

MIRANDA, I THINK YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.

IN FACT, I KNOW YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.

BOTH OF THEM STANDING OVER THERE JUST MINDLESS.

WHERE MY OAR? WHERE MY OAR?

WHERE MY OAR, CURTIS? WHERE IS IT?

Curtis: JUST CALM DOWN. Ella: WHERE IS IT?

Curtis: BABY, BEFORE YOU START PUTTING GREASE

ON EVERYTHING, CAN WE JUST-- CAN WE TALK TO THE PEOPLE?

CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

Ella: HE'S NOT THINKING!

Curtis: LOOK, ANSWER THE QUESTION, CALVIN.

WHAT WERE YOU AND MIRANDA DOING?

Calvin: STUDYING. Ella: HA!

CURTIS, HE AIN'T EVEN IN SCHOOL.

HE'S NOT EVEN IN SCHOOL. HE'S NOT EVEN IN SCHOOL.

Curtis: I KNOW HE'S NOT IN SCHOOL.

Ella: DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

NO MIND. AIN'T GOT NO MIND.

A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO--

Curtis: WHERE YOU GOING?

Ella: I GOT A QUESTION TO ASK HER.

Curtis: OKAY, WELL YOU GOTTA GO UP TO HER--

Ella: CAN YOU SCOOT BACK?

MIRANDA?

Miranda: YES, MA'AM?

Ella: [ LAUGHS ]

Curtis: [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

Ella: YOU CANNOT--

YOU CANNOT SLEEP HERE WITH HIM

IF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED.

Calvin: WELL, C.J. AND JANINE AREN'T MARRIED,

AND THEY SLEPT TOGETHER.

Ella: I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

Miranda: [ SCREAMS ] Ella: LET ME GO!

CURTIS, LET ME GO, NOW!

Curtis: OKAY, I'M GONNA LET YOU GO.

Ella: I'LL KILL HIM.

WHERE MY OAR? WHERE MY OAR?

Curtis: LET'S NOT GET THE OAR.

LET'S NOT GET THE OAR YET.

OKAY?

WE'LL GET THE OAR LATER.

DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?

AS LONG AS YOU ARE UNDER OUR ROOF,

YOU HAVE TO ABIDE BY OUR RULES.

Calvin: WHEN I LIVED IN A DORM,

MIRANDA WOULD SPEND THE NIGHT ALL THE TIME.

WE'RE A COUPLE. THIS IS-- THIS IS WHAT WE DO.

Ella: YOU LIVE HERE NOW,

SO THEN YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT WE SAY.

Calvin: WELL, MAYBE I DON'T WANT

TO LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

Curtis: THEN WHERE YOU GONNA LIVE?

Calvin: WITH MIRANDA. Miranda: HUH?

Calvin: HUH? Miranda: HUH?

Ella: [ SCOFFS ]

Miranda: [ LAUGHS ]

Malik: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TURNED INTO A TWO-DAY JOB.

Jazmine: ME, EITHER.

I MEAN, WE WERE HOODWINKED.

BAMBOOZLED.

LED ASTRAY.

Malik: JAZZY.

Jazmine: SORRY. LET'S JUST HURRY UP

AND GET THIS OVER WITH AND LEAVE.

Malik: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

Jazmine: "RIP HUBERT". "RIP"?

WHO'D NAME ANYONE RIP?

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA, THAT'S A LOT OF DUST!

[ VACUUM WHIRRING ]

Malik: JAZMINE, STOP, STOP. STOP!

Jazmine: WHAT? Malik: STOP! STOP!

Jazmine: YEAH?

OH, THAT'S CLEAN NOW, REALLY CLEAN.

Malik: JAZZY, THAT WASN'T DUST!

THAT WAS MISS CLARETHA'S DEAD HUSBAND'S ASHES!

THAT WASN'T"RIP". THAT WAS R-I-P.

Jazmine: R-I-P, "RIP", SAME THING.

Malik: R.I.P. IS "REST IN PEACE!"

Jazmine: REST...

OHH...

MY BAD!

Claretha: WOW!

OH, THIS LOOKS FANTASTIC!

YOU GUYS DID A GREAT JOB!

Jazmine: YOU BET WE DID!

YEAH, WE DID.

Malik: WE GOT TO GO NOW. Jazmine: GREAT. YEAH.

Claretha: NO, WAIT.

YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE SLICK,

BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

Jazmine: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MISS CLARETHA?

Claretha: YOU PACKED SOME OF MY HATS

WITH SOME OF MY WIGS.

Jazmine: SORRY.

Malik: YEAH, MISS CLARETHA, WE'RE KIDS.

Jazmine: YEAH. Malik: WE DO THAT.

Jazmine: YEAH, WE DO THAT.

Malik: YOU KNOW, HATS, WIGS.

Jazmine: WIGS, HATS.

Malik: PUT THEM TOGETHER, YOU GET--

Jazmine: HIGS.

HIGS AND WATS. Malik: YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT-- WE'RE GONNA FIX THAT

RIGHT NOW. Jazmine: YEAH, RIGHT NOW.

Claretha: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S OKAY.

EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS SO NICE!

LET ME JUST PAY YOU.

Both: NO!

Malik: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

THIS WAS ON THE HOUSE, RIGHT, JAZZY?

Jazmine: YOU BET IT WAS!

Claretha: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I INSIST.

[ GASPS ] AND LOOK AT HOW SHINY

HUBERT'S URN IS.

Jazmine: NO, DON'T! DON'T!

WELL, HE'S R-RESTING IN...

RESTING IN PEACE, WAS IT?

OKAY, RESTING IN PEACE, YEAH.

YEAH, HE IS. YOU WOULDN'T WANT

TO LET THE LIGHT IN.

Claretha: DON'T LET IN THE LIGHT.

Jazmine: YEAH. IT WOULD BE REALLY UNFAIR FOR YOU TO PAY US

BECAUSE WE HAD S-SO MUCH FUN

CLEANING YOUR HOUSE, WITH MR. HUBERT.

Claretha: OH, HE'S SUCH GOOD COMPANY.

Malik: YOU KNOW WHAT? W-WE SHOULD BE PAYING YOU.

Jazmine: [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT?

WE'RE, UM, WE'RE GONNA GO,

BUT, UH, IT WAS NICE

DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU AND MR. HUBERT.

Claretha: OH. PEACE.

Jazmine: YEAH. REST IN IT.

REST IN IT.

[ PANTING ]

Jazmine: HEY! Ella: HEY.

Janine: HEY, YOU TWO. Malik and Jazmine: HEY.

Janine: HOW DID IT GO AT MISS CLARETHA'S HOUSE?

Malik: GREAT. Jazmine: WONDERFUL.

Malik: MAGNIFICENT. Jazmine: FANTASTIC!

Curtis: OKAY, WE GET THE PICTURE.

Malik: CAN WE GO TO OUR ROOMS...

Both: PLEASE?

Janine: SURE.

Jazmine: THANKS.

C.J.: I THINK SOMETHING HAPPENED AT MISS CLARETHA'S.

Curtis: THEY WENT OVER THERE.

Ella: OKAY, CURTIS, LIKE I WAS SAYING,

I DO NOT WANT CALVIN LIVING WITH MIRANDA.

Curtis: YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO LIVE HERE.

Ella: I DO WANT HIM TO LIVE HERE,

BUT I DON'T WANT HER

SPENDING THE NIGHT HERE WITH HIM.

IT'S NOT RIGHT, CURTIS. THEY'RE NOT MARRIED.

C.J.: WELL, YOU GOT YOUR WAY, AUNT ELLA,

'CAUSE INSTEAD OF HER SPENDING THE NIGHT

OVER HERE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

HE'LL BE OVER THERE SPENDING THE NIGHT

WITH HER EVERY NIGHT.

AND THEY'RE NOT MARRIED.

Ella: [ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, C.J., THANK YOU!

Y-YOU SURE DO KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMEBODY FEEL BETTER!

Calvin: HEY, EVERYBODY.

Curtis: HEY, CALVIN. C.J.: HEY.

Ella: HELLO, MOM.

Ella: 'SUP?

Calvin: SO YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME?

Ella: I SAID, "'SUP?"

C.J.: AUNT ELLA, BE NICE.

Ella: CALVIN,

WE HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A WEEK.

WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?

Calvin: WHAT, I CAN'T COME BY TO VISIT MY FAMILY?

Curtis: OF COURSE YOU CAN.

JUST DON'T EAT ANY FOOD

AND DON'T USE ANY ELECTRICITY.

Calvin: GOSH. I JUST CAME BY TO HANG.

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?

Curtis: NO, THERE'S NOT.

JUST DON'T EAT ANY FOOD

AND DON'T USE ANY ELECTRICITY.

Janine: SO, CALVIN, HOW'S LIFE WITH MIRANDA?

Calvin: OH, THINGS ARE GREAT.

MIRANDA'S GREAT. I THINK THIS IS ONE

OF THE BEST DECISIONS I'VE EVER MADE.

Janine: GOOD, GOOD. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

HEY, MIRAND--

WHAT ARE YOU...

Miranda: HERE. YOU FORGOT YOUR STUFF.

Calvin: BABY, UH, I TOLD YOU

I WAS GOING TO THE LAUNDROMAT LATER, REMEMBER?

MY MOM DOESN'T DO MY LAUNDRY ANYMORE.

Miranda: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DO IT,

IF SHE DOES IT, OR IF FLUFF AND FOLD DOES IT.

AS LONG AS YOU AND YOUR THINGS

AREN'T IN MY CONDO, I'M HAPPY.

Calvin: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, BABY.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU'RE NOT BREAKING UP WITH ME, ARE YOU?

Miranda: OHH. NO, BABY.

I'M JUST EVICTING YOU.

I'M JUST NOT GONNA PICK UP AFTER A GROWN MAN.

AND I REFUSE TO BUY POOKIE AND PEANUT

ANY MORE GROCERIES.

SO, GUYS, HE'S ALL YOURS.

GOOD NIGHT, BABY.

[ SMOOCHES ]

Curtis: WE DON'T DO REFUNDS!

SHE GAVE HIM BACK.

Calvin: GUESS WHO'S MOVING BACK IN?

Curtis: GUESS I BETTER HELP YOU

PUT YOUR STUFF IN YOUR ROOM.

Calvin: AH, THANKS, POPS.

THE BLACK ONE'S HEAVY.

POPS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

POPS!

Curtis: PUTTING YOUR STUFF IN YOUR NEW ROOM.

Calvin: NO, NO.

Curtis: YOU GOT A SATELLITE DISH,

SUNLIGHT AND MOONLIGHT.

NIGHT-NIGHT.