Original subtitles

THIS VIDEO IS CRAZY.

HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?

I SAW A WOMAN IN CHURCH DO

THAT ONE TIME.

WOW.

OH, OH, HERE COMES THE PART.

CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT.

OH, HEY, C.J.

HEY, HEY.

OH!

C.J.!

CAME -- CAME TO GET A CUT?

WHAT'S GOING

NOTHING.

NO, COME ON, MAN.

WHAT WAS Y'ALL JUST WATCHING?

OH, OH, OH, THAT'S JUST

PILATES FOR BEGINNERS.

THAT INSTRUCTOR WAS REAL LIMBER.

OH, GOOD, Y'ALL TURNED OFF

THAT NASTY MUSIC VIDEO.

WHAT NASTY MUSIC VIDEO?

NOTHIN'.

WE WAS WATCHING AN OLD

MICHAEL JACKSON VIDEO.

OH, WHICH ONE?

[ ALL NAME DIFFERENT VIDEOS ]

MAN, WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON

IN HERE?

Y'ALL NEED TO STOP LYING AND

TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

THANKS, DANA.

I GUESS NOW WE GOT TO TELL HIM

THE TRUTH.

LOOK, C.J., IT'S NOT JUST ANY

MUSIC VIDEO.

IT STARS SOMEBODY YOU KNOW.

MM-MMM.

I DON'T KNOW NOBODY IN NO

MUSIC VIDEO.

All: YES, YOU DO.

C.J., WHERE YOU BEEN?

YOU MEAN YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW?

KNOW WHAT?

WHAT KIKI IS TRYING TO TELL

YOU, BRO, IS --

YOUR GIRL TANYA'S IN IT.

SHE'S ONE OF THE OLD DANCERS FOR

THAT OLD "BABY GOT BODY"

MUSIC VIDEO.

YOU MEAN THE ONE WHERE

THEY...

All: UH-HUH.

AND THEN THEY...

All: UH-HUH.

AND THEY TAKE THE

CREDIT CARD AND...

OH, YEAH.

NO, MAN.

TANYA WOULDN'T LET ME KISS HER

ON THE FIRST DATE.

SHE SURE IS A SORRY EXCUSE

FOR A GIRLFRIEND IF SHE NEVER

TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.

SEE, I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU

ABOUT IT.

DID YOU TELL HIM?

WELL, C.J., I'M SURE IF SHE

DOES HALF THE STUFF TO YOU THAT

SHE DOES IN THAT MUSIC VIDEO,

YOU'LL FIND A WAY

TO FORGIVE HER.

[ CLIPPERS BUZZ ]

DID YOU --

AHA!

AHA!

THERE WE GO.

NOW I CHANGED THE LOCKS ON

THE DOOR.

NOBODY CAN GET IN THIS DOOR.

SEE IF THEM THUGS CAN BREAK IN

LIKE THEY BROKE IN THAT HOUSE

DOWN THE STREET.

GOOD, BABY.

YOU GOT THE LOCK ON IT

RIGHT NOW?

LOCKED AND SECURED.

YAY.

THANK YOU.

W-W-WHAT THE?

NO, SHE DIDN'T!

NO, SHE DIDN'T!

Shh!

THEY MIGHT HEAR US.

HOW DID YOU GET IN THE DOOR?

OH, PLEASE.

I HAVEN'T MET A DOOR YET THAT

CAN KEEP ME OUT.

OR A ZOO THAT CAN

KEEP YOU IN.

[ GASPS ]

WHAT'S GOING ON, BABY?

Quiet.

Now look.

THERE'S SOME FUNNY BUSINESS

GOING ON ACROSS THE STREET.

I HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT QUITE

YET, BUT I SAW AT LEAST 20 --

NO, MAKE THAT 21 BIG FINE,

MUSCULAR MEN GO INTO THAT HOUSE.

21?

[ KNOCK AT DOOR ]

OH!

Maybe that's them.

WAIT, CURTIS.

FOR WHAT?

HOW DO I LOOK?

LIKE SOMETHING THAT FELL OUT

OF FLAVOR FLAV'S MOUTH.

[ SCOFFS ]

HELLO, MAY I HELP YOU?

FBI.

JANINE, YOUR RIDE'S HERE!

SHE TOOK THE KIDS TO THE

WATER PARK.

HELLO, I'M ELLA PAYNE.

CAN...WE HELP YOU?

[ SNAPS FINGERS ]

HI, I'M AGENT MIKE LAPINSKI

WITH THE FBI, AND THIS

IS MY BOSS.

WE SIMPLY CALL HIM "BOSS."

ANYWAY, WE NEED TO USE

YOUR HOME.

WE'RE STAKING OUT THE HOUSE

ACROSS THE STREET.

WHAT -- UM, MR. LAPISSY.

"LAPINSKI."

YEAH, WHATEVER.

LOOK HERE.

THIS HOUSE IS OFF LIMITS, OKAY?

WE'RE KIND OF OVERCAPACITATED

RIGHT NOW, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND,

YOU AND BOSS, Y'ALL NEED TO GO.

CURTIS PAYNE, 5'9", AGE 50,

160...

190 POUNDS, KNOWN FOR FREQUENTLY

SLAMMING DOORS IN PEOPLE'S FACES

AND SAYING, "WHAT THE HELL?"

WHAT THE HELL?

CURTIS, STOP BEING RUDE.

LET THEM IN.

COME ON IN, GUYS.

THANK YOU, ELLA PAYNE, AND,

UH, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU'RE

DOING DOWN AT THE HELP CENTER.

THANK YOU.

W-W-WAIT A MINUTE.

HOLD ON.

MR. LAPISSY, WHAT DO -- HOW DO

YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT US?

WELL, I COULD TELL YOU, BUT

THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.

[ Chuckling ] NO, NO, NO, THAT'S

JUST A LITTLE FBI HUMOR.

[ ALL LAUGH ]

MR. LAPISSY HAD HIMSELF

A JOKE.

BUT -- BUT SERIOUSLY, I WOULD

KILL YOU.

SO WHAT YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW.

I -- I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED

THAT'S HER, MAN.

I -- YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ALL THE

GIRLS' FACES IN THAT VIDEO.

YOU LOOKING AT THE FACES?

YOU SOME IDIOTS.

PERVERTS.

I STILL DON'T THINK

THAT'S HER.

C.J., IF IT WALKS LIKE

A DUCK, QUACKS LIKE A DUCK

AND...

DOES THAT LIKE A DUCK...

All: IT'S A TANYA.

YO, C.J., ALL YOU GOT TO DO

IS MAN UP, ALL RIGHT?

PULL HER TO THE SIDE WHEN SHE

GET OFF WORK REAL LATE, BE LIKE,

"HEY, YO, IS YOU IS, OR IS

YOU AIN'T A VIDEO H--"

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU OKAY?

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

YOU -- YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE

TODAY?

I DID NOT.

I HAD TO CUT HIM, Y'ALL.

COME ON, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

OH, MY GOD.

I AIN'T THINK I HAD TO DO

BACKGROUND CHECKS ON BARBERS.

ANYWAY, LOOK, C.J., IF YOU

REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, I

SAY YOU JUST TURN ON SOME MUSIC,

YELL "ACTION," AND SEE WHAT

HAPPENS.

ACTION.

[ HUMMING, BEAT BOXING ]

WHOA.

POLE!

[ MEOWS ]

MAKE IT RAIN!

MAKE IT RAIN!

OWW! OWW!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

JETHRO.

HOLD ON.

GOOD MAN, THE CHAIR STAYS HERE,

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, YOU WANT TO MOVE SOMETHING,

MOVE THE BIG MOUTH.

TAKE HER OUTSIDE.

EXCUSE ME, BOSS, UM, CAN YOU

ARREST SOMEONE FOR JUST BEING A

FAT HEAD?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HE CHEATED ON

HIS TAXES?

CLARETHA, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

[ SNAPS FINGERS ]

OH!

OH, OH, OH!

ELLA!

ELLA!

THAT'S WHAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

MAN!

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT'S ALL I

HAD TO DO TO MAKE HER DISAPPEAR

WAS SNAP MY HAND?

[ SNAP FINGERS ]

OH, NO.

MY POWERS BACKFIRED.

I'LL BE QUIET.

OKAY, BABY, WITH ALL OF THIS

GOING ON, I NEED TO GO TO

THE MARKET.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

UH, NO ONE CAN KNOW WE'RE HERE,

SO THAT MEANS NO ONE CAN LEAVE

THIS HOUSE.

OH, DAMN.

COME ON, MAN.

UM, EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, I JUST FINISHED SETTING

UP MY STATE-OF-THE-ART

SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT.

WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WE DON'T

NEED ANY HELP, AND SECONDLY, DO

YOU THINK YOUR SIMPLE TIN CAN

CAN STAND UP TO THE SPY MASTER

3000?

I MEAN, WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THAT

CENTURY YET.

LOOK, MR. GADGET, THAT TIN

CAN HAS A TELESCOPIC RANGE OF

FIVE MILES.

BUT CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

OH, PLEASE, I CAN HEAR A FLY

LAND ON A FEATHER 10 MILES AWAY.

WOW, YOU REALLY ARE NOSY

AS HELL.

GO SIT DOWN, PLEASE.

WELL, LAPISSY.

LAPISSY TOLD THE NOSY TO

SIT DOWN.

LAPINSKI.

LAPINSKI.

LAPINS-- LAPINSK-- LAPINSI--

LAPISSINSI.

YEAH, I'M STILL NOT

CONVINCED, MAN.

WHAT IF IT IS HER, THOUGH?

I MEAN, WHAT IF IT'S HER?

THEN YOU'RE ONE LUCKY MAN.

HEY, BABY, HEY.

HEY, HEY, MM.

Together: HEY, BABY.

WELL, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

AS SOON AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE,

I CAME RIGHT OVER.

IT SOUNDED URGENT.

IT IS. IT IS.

UH, WE NEED -- WE NEED TO TALK.

OKAY.

WHAT'S UP?

UM...

WHY ARE THEY SMILING AT ME

LIKE THAT?

JUST REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU,

IN PERSON.

UH, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND

TANYA.

TANYA, THIS IS EVERYBODY.

Together: WE KNOW.

WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU ALL.

OH, WE'VE MET ALREADY.

10 TIMES.

[ Slowly ] TWICE IN SLOW-MO.

AND ONE TIME IN REVERSE.

[ IMITATES BACKWARD TALKING ]

ALL RIGHT, THEY STUPID.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

I'M KIKI.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU, KIKI.

HEY, GIRL.

I'M DANA.

HEY, DANA, HELLO.

ANYWAY, UM, I ASKED YOU HERE

BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO, LIKE,

STRAIGHTEN SOMETHING OUT FOR US.

YOU GOT TO CLEAR THIS UP.

UM, THEY -- THE GUYS --

Both: AND THE GIRLS.

THEM, ALL OF THEM, SEEM TO

THINK THAT, UH, YOU, UH -- YOU

WERE A "BABY GOT BODY" VIDEO

DANCER, AND I TOLD THEM.

I TOLD THEM, "THAT IS NOT HER.

THAT AIN'T HER," 'CAUSE --

'CAUSE THE THINGS THEM GIRLS WAS

DOIN' IN THAT VIDEO, I MEAN, IT

WAS UNHEARD-OF, YOU KNOW, AND I

KNOW, YOU -- YOU WOULDN'T DO

NOTHING LIKE THAT, SO JUST GO

AHEAD AND TELL THEM, BABY,

JUST...

IT WAS ME.

All: OH!

I TOLD YOU!

GET THE BOWL.

GET MY MONEY. GET MY MONEY.

COME ON, GIRL.

ACTION.

COME ON, GIRL.

BRING IT BACK ONE TIME.

COME ON.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

C.J., COME ON.

IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO.

I MEAN, IT -- IT WAS JUST A JOB.

JUST A JOB?

WHAT'D YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET

THAT JOB?

EXCUSE ME?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, C.J.?

WELL, BABY, WHAT HE'S TRYING

TO EXPLAIN TO YOU IS --

FLOYD, NOT -- NOT NOW.

GO AHEAD.

WHAT I'M SAYING?

I DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING,

TANYA.

THE VIDEO SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

All: OOH!

DO YOU MIND?

NO, WE DON'T MIND.

GO AHEAD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.

YEAH, C.J., GO AHEAD.

WELL, WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS

THAT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS DATING

A RESPECTABLE WOMAN, NOT A VIDEO

HOOCHIE.

All: OH!

DON'T TAKE THAT MOUTH.

HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.

C.J.!

GROW UP, OKAY?

YOU JUST -- JUST -- JUST GROW

UP, AND YOU GUYS, YOU GROW UP,

TOO, ALL RIGHT?

I MEAN, IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO,

C.J., AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF -- IF YOU MUST KNOW, I NEVER

DID IT AGAIN BECAUSE I-I

REALIZED THAT -- THAT THOSE

VIDEOS WERE -- THEY WERE

DEGRADING WOMEN.

OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRL?

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

I SAW THAT NEW "BOOTY BOUNCE"

VIDEO, AND IT WAS SO NASTY.

THE THINGS THEM GIRLS WAS --

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, GIRL.

I'M GLAD YOU GAVE IT UP, AND

I GUESS I DID OVERREACT A

LITTLE.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S OKAY.

I UNDERSTAND.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THAT'S IT?

OOH...

YOU NEED SOME CHANGE IN CASE

SHE HAVE A FLASHBACK?

C.J.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

NO ACTION.

IF MIRANDA WOULD'VE DID THAT

TO ME --

YOU WOULD'VE DID NOTHIN'.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA INSTIGATE THE WHOLE

WAY HOME.

HERE, YOU NEED SOME OF THIS.

COME BACK IN 20.

OKAY.

MR. LAPISSY, THIS IS MY

CASTLE, OKAY?

I'M KING OF THIS CASTLE.

THIS IS MY THRONE, SO I NEED YOU

TO REMOVETH THYSELF FROM MY

THRONE IMMEDIATELY, THANK YOU.

WELL, CURTIS, I'M THE FBI,

AND THIS IS MY BADGE, SO PLEASE

BACK OFF, CIVILIAN.

EXCUSE ME, I WILL SAY THIS

AGAIN, SIR, OKAY?

I NEED YOU AND YOUR BADGE TO GET

UP OUT MY CHAIR BEFORE FBI

STANDS FOR "FACE BEAT IN" --

CURTIS.

WHAT?

[ HUMMING ]

PLEASE. LET ME GET THIS.

NOW, I NEED YOU TO STAND UP AND

GET OUT MY CHAIR.

STAND UP.

I'M GONNA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME.

STAND UP AND GET OUT OF MY

CHAIR.

THREATENING A FEDERAL

OFFICER, INTERFERING WITH A

FEDERAL INVESTIGATION --

THOSE ARE CRIMES.

YOU NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN.

WRITE IT DOWN SO YOU DON'T

FORGET, 'CAUSE IT'S GOING TO

HAPPEN AGAIN.

YOU HEARD ME?

'CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY SCARED

OF YOU.

HOLD ON! WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT!

DROP DOWN, DROP DOWN.

WAIT, WAIT, OW, RUG BURN,

RUG BURN.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

WHOO.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

WE DIDN'T LOSE THEM, DID WE?

NO, HE'S HEADED THIS WAY.

MA'AM, I WASN'T TALKING TO

YOU, AND SECONDLY, LIKE I TOLD

YOU ALREADY, THIS IS THE

SPY MASTER 3000.

IF SOMEBODY WAS COMING, WE

CERTAINLY WOULD HEAR THEM --

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I MAY JUST BE NOSY, BUT

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GET THAT?

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, ACT

NATURAL -- NATURAL.

ACT NATURAL.

[ ALL MUMBLING ]

WHERE YOU GONNA GO?

EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.

AHEM.

[ Loudly ] HELLO.

HOW MAY WE HELP YOU?

YEAH, I'M DAVID.

I JUST MOVED IN ACROSS THE

STREET, AND I WAS WONDERING IF

YOU HAD ANY SUGAR.

HA!

NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY SUGAR.

WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME PICKLES?

OH, WE ARE OUT OF PICKLES.

SOME APRICOT JELLY?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

COOKING?

HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE

PEOPLE IN HERE?

UH, CHOIR REHEARSAL.

CHOIR REHEARSAL.

CURTIS.

YOU ABOUT THE DUMBEST

CRIMINAL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY

LIFE.

SIR...

THIS IS CHOIR REHEARSAL.

CLARETHA, COME ON AND LEAD US IN

OUR DEVOTIONAL HYMN.

YOU KNOW.

OH.

AHEM.

* I'M GOING TO LAY DOWN MY

BURDENS *

* DOWN BY *

* DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE *

* DOWN BY *

* DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE *

* DOWN BY *

* DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE,

I'M GONNA LAY DOWN *

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY.

SO, DAVID, WOULD YOU LIKE TO

JOIN US?

NO, THANK YOU.

I'LL PASS.

WELL, WELL, WE MEET HERE

EVERY TUESDAY, SO YOU CAN COME

BACK IF YOU LIKE.

SOMEONE ELSE IS COMING.

FOR THE LAST TIME, WOULD YOU

PLEASE LEAVE THE SURVEILLANCE

WORK TO THE PROFESSIONALS?

THERE'S NOBODY THERE.

HEY.

HEY, FAMILY.

WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

A STUPID STAKEOUT.

YOU, UH, MUST BE CLARENCE,

UH, C.J. PAYNE.

FIRST -- I'M -- I'M VERY SORRY

ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND -- AND YOUR

HOUSE, BUT DO YOU, UM -- DO YOU

WANT US TO DO A BACKGROUND CHECK

ON THE VIDEO CHICK?

I AM NOT A VIDEO CHICK.

WELL, WERE YOU NOT IN THE

"BABY GOT BODY" VIDEO IN THE

POOL, THIRD FROM THE RIGHT, WITH

THE LITTLE PINK -- THAT STRING

THING THAT YOU DID --

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT,

THAT WAS ME, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

THAT'S A SHAME, UM, BUT WOULD

YOU MIND GETTING A PHOTO WITH

THE TWO OF US?

NO.

SURE, SURE.

HERE YOU GO.

OKAY.

HERE YOU GO, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

WE GETTING IN.

WE GETTING IN.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

WAIT, ONE MORE FOR SAFETY.

DO IT LIKE WE'RE IN

A VIDEO, COME ON.

FACE OUT.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, MIKE, IT'S MY TURN.

WHO AM I?

UH, SORRY, KID.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW NOBODY.

HE DON'T OWN NOTHING.

HE DON'T HAVE --

OKAY, POP, I THINK HE GOT

THE POINT.

HI, C.J., TANYA, CALVIN.

OH, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HUNGRY,

SO I MADE YOU SOME SANDWICHES.

WAIT A MINUTE, ELLA, ELLA,

ELLA, ELLA!

COME ON, BABY.

THEY DONE TOOK OVER THE HOUSE

AND MY CHAIR.

NOW THE FOOD?

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'RE

GOING TO TAKE OVER MY BEER.

BY THE WAY, CURTIS, YOU'RE

OUT OF BEER.

I'LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING ELSE.

WILL Y'ALL STOP STARING

AT HER?

UM, OOH, OOH, YES, YES, WE'RE

COMING, MISS ELLA!

COME ON, HONEY.

WHAT KIND OF FREAKY FBI STUFF

IS THAT?

Psst! MIKE.

THE EGG'S ABOUT TO HATCH.

WHAT?

THE ICING'S ON THE CAKE.

HUH?

IT'S TIME TO BASTE

THE TURKEY.

WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WISH

SHE'D SHUT UP.

YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY.

THE PERPS ARE ON THE MOVE.

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT?

COME ON, FELLAS, LET'S GO.

NOW, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO

GET A LITTLE PRIVATE

SURVEILLANCE TIME?

OH, OH, OH, OH!

OH!

OH, HE'S SO STRONG.

BIG MUSCLES.

COME ON, SON.

LET'S BARRICADE THE DOOR BEFORE

THEY TRY AND COME BACK.

OH, OH, OH, AH, OH!

LOOK OUT THERE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, UH-OH.

OH, THEY'RE RUNNING...

A-AND RUNNING.

OH, MIKE'S DOWN.

OH, NOW HE'S UP.

HE'S DOWN AGAIN.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

OH, OH, CURTIS.

DO YOU HAVE FULL COVERAGE ON

YOUR CAR?

YEAH, YEAH, WHY?

THEY JUST PUSHED DAVID

THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD.

OH!

OH, MM.

OH.

OH, NO.

OH, OH.

OH.

IT'S GOOD.

HELP ME MOVE THIS!

DAVID'S GOT THE BEST

OF THEM NOW.

OH-OH, HE'S BACK OUT.

MIKE'S ON HIM.

OH.

WATCH IT.

RUN, CURTIS, RUN, GET OFF --

HEY, HEY!

WHAT THE HELL?

LAPISSY?

BUT HOW'D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

I TOLD YOU.

WE'RE THE FBI.

ANYWAY, WE CAME BY TO SAY

THANKS.

OH, THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

BOSS, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME

COFFEE?

OKAY, COME ON, COME ON,

COME ON, NOW.

WHY -- WHY DOES HE -- WHY DO YOU

NEVER SAY NOTHING?

UH, HE'S TAKEN A VOW OF

SILENCE UNTIL HIS SON MOVES OUT

OF THE HOUSE.

I UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND, BOSS.

SO IS IT WORKING?

NO, I -- I HAVEN'T FOUND A

PLACE YET, UM, BUT, UM, WE

HAVE -- WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY

SPECIAL FOR YOU.

WITHOUT YOUR HELP, WE NEVER

WOULD HAVE APPREHENDED THE

PERPS.

I'LL TAKE THAT.

OH.

THANK YOU.

SO, DID THE PEOPLE DOWN THE

STREET RECOVER THEIR STUFF?

OH, WE CAUGHT THOSE GUYS LAST

TUESDAY.

NO, ACTUALLY, IT WAS MONDAY.

GET OUT OF THE WAY, NOSY.

UH, SO IF YOU WASN'T LOOKING FOR

THOSE GUYS, WHO WERE THE GUYS

ACROSS THE STREET?

OH, THEY WERE BOOTLEGGING

DVDs, AND YOU KNOW WE TAKE

PIRACY VERY SERIOUSLY.

OKAY, WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S

REAL NICE.

THANK YOU, LAPISSY.

THANK YOU.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHECK FOR

THE WINDSHIELD?

OH, WELL, THAT WAS DAVID'S

BODY, SO THAT'S BETWEEN YOU

AND DAVID.

YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT IN

ABOUT 15 TO 20 YEARS.

WHAT ABOUT MY CHECK?

I ACTUALLY TOLD YOU THAT DAVID

WAS ON THE MOVE.

YES, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT

BUSTING YOU FOR THE DVDs

AT YOUR HOUSE.

OH, YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE?

AND YOU CALL ME NOSY.

SO, WHAT KIND OF DVDs

SHE GOT?

**