Original subtitles

HEY, BABY, WHERE'S C.J.?

BABY, YOU KNOW HE WENT

TO THE STORE.

HE BEEN GONE FOR TWO HOURS.

HE BROKE, HE DON'T NEED

TO BE AT A STORE THAT LONG.

MAYBE HE WAS KIDNAPPED.

THAT'D BE GOOD.

THEN ALL I GOT TO DO IS GET RID

OF THE REST OF YOU, AND I'LL BE

A FREE MAN.

HE'S JUST KIDDING, JAZZY.

NO, I'M NOT.

HEY, UH, IS DAD BACK YET?

NO, HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.

MALIK, HE'LL BE BACK SOON.

HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO HELP

ME OUT WITH MY ANT-FARM PROJECT.

YOUR WHAT?

MALIK, I KNOW YOU DID NOT BRING

ANTS INTO MY HOUSE.

AUNTIE ELLA, IT'S OKAY.

THEY CAN'T GET OUT.

THEY'RE IN THE CASE.

HEY.

THAT'S MEAN!

ANTS HAVE RIGHTS.

NOW SET THEM FREE!

I AGREE.

OH, AND LOOK.

IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY.

FREE AT LAST!

FREE AT LAST!

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH

AN ANT FARM, MAN?

C.J., WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

AT THE STORE?

YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO

BELIEVE WHAT'S IN THIS BAG!

OKAY, YOU WENT TO THE STORE.

HOW ABOUT GROCERIES?

I SAY LAUNDRY.

I THINK IT'S A PUPPY.

A NEW VIDEO GAME SYSTEM.

I -- I SEE CASH.

$10,000 CASH.

THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!

BUT, ACTUALLY,

YOU'RE A LITTLE OFF,

'CAUSE IT'S $50,000 IN CASH.

LOOK AT THAT!

LOOK AT IT!

[ LAUGHS ]

OOH, C.J.

WE RICH, BIA...

**

(SIREN BLARING)

CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.

WE RICH, WE RICH, WE RICH!

YOU AIN'T GOT NONE, YOU AIN'T --

CURTIS!

YOU AIN'T GOT NONE.

CURTIS, STOP THIS.

C.J. -- CURTIS,

WOULD YOU SIT DOWN?

AND STOP ALL THIS RUNNING AROUND

AND SIT DOWN!

EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.

OKAY, C.J., FROM THE BEGINNING.

WHERE DID ALL OF THIS

MONEY COME FROM?

WELL --

BABY, WHO CARES WHERE

HE GOT IT FROM?

I CAN TELL YOU WHERE IT'S GOING.

CURTIS --

INTO MY RETIREMENT FUND!

CURTIS --

HELLO! HELLO!

CURTIS!

WE ARE, WE ARE --

SIT DOWN.

GO ON.

WELL, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THE

STORE, SOMEBODY HAD JUST LEFT

THIS BAG IN MY TRUCK.

C.J., WHO WOULD LEAVE

$50,000 IN YOUR TRUCK?

GOD.

HALLELUJAH.

WE'RE RICH!

[ LAUGHS ]

UNCLE'S RICH.

YOU'RE STILL POOR.

NO, NO, NO, NO --

WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DO YOU --

HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT, UNC?

LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

EXCUSE ME, BABY.

CURTIS.

HOW SOON WE FORGET.

FIRST OF ALL, ROOM AND BOARD

IS AT LEAST 25 GRAND, OKAY?

AND LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE

LITTLE MOTORCYCLE INCIDENT, HUH?

THOUGHT I FORGOT?

NO, I DIDN'T.

CURTIS.

THIS MONEY DOES NOT

BELONG TO US.

OBVIOUSLY, SOMEBODY HAS LOST IT.

WELL, C.J. FOUND IT,

AND FINDERS KEEPERS.

THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS IN

"DOOCH-EROMONY."

OH, PLEASE.

GOOD AFTERNOON, FAMILY.

WHOSE MONEY IS THAT?

DAD FOUND IT IN HIS TRUCK.

WHOO! WE RICH!

CALVIN!

WE RICH, WE RICH, WHOO!

CALVIN, CALVIN!

WE RICH --

SIT DOWN.

C.J., C.J., MY FAVORITE

COUSIN, LET ME TALK TO YOU.

MAN, I KNOW A GUY THAT CAN

LAUNDER THIS FOR YOU.

CALVIN, I DIDN'T

STEAL THIS MONEY.

IN THAT CASE, LET ME GET

POOKIE AND PEANUT TO DOUBLE IT

FOR YOU.

JUST DON'T ASK HOW.

NOT INTERESTED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK WE SHOULD JUST KEEP THE

MONEY AND DON'T TELL NOBODY

ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

GET!

I THINK THAT WE SHOULD FIND

THE OWNER, AND MAYBE WE'LL GET

A PUPPY AS A REWARD.

I SAY WE CONSIDER IT A GIFT

FROM GOD, AND -- AND WE

START THE KIDS' COLLEGE FUND.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, AUNT ELLA?

C.J., I -- I AGREE WITH

JAZMINE, MINUS THE PUPPY.

WE HAVE TO GIVE THIS MONEY BACK.

C.J., WE HAVE TO GIVE IT BACK.

HOW?

THEY DON'T HAVE NO NAMES ON IT.

REPORT IT TO THE POLICE.

I DON'T KNOW.

ELLA, PLEASE.

MY GOODNESS, I'M SICK OF YOU

CHRISTIANS!

JUST STOP IT, OKAY?

SHOULD'VE MARRIED A SINNER.

WHATEVER, MAN.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY.

WHAT UP, C.J.?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

CAME TO GET A CUT?

NO, NO, MAN, MY CAR'S GETTING

AN OIL CHANGE DOWN THE BLOCK,

SO I JUST CAME IN.

BIG CAL, MAN, THAT'S

A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU, MAN.

YOU BLOWING UP THERE,

CLEANING UP.

HA, HA, YEAH, LAUGH NOW.

ONE DAY, I'M GONNA OWN

THIS PLACE.

WATCH YOURSELF, SWEEPIE.

LISTEN, I GOT A QUESTION FOR

Y'ALL.

HYPOTHETICALLY,

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND

A BAG FULL OF MONEY?

WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT

"FULL OF MONEY" MEANS.

HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

LET'S JUST SAY IT'S $49,950,

HYPOTHETICALLY.

YOU FOUND $50,000?

OOH, HOW YOU DOIN'?

COME OVER HERE.

ALL RIGHT, BOOM, I GOT IT.

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

YOU TAKE ALL THAT MONEY,

AND YOU GIVE IT TO KIKI, BECAUSE

I NEED TO GO GET MY FAMILY.

THEY SOME POLITICAL REFUGEES,

AND THE KING IS TRYING

TO KILL THEM.

PHILLY AIN'T GOT NO KING.

HOW YOU KNOW?

YO, CHECK THIS OUT, C.J.

WHAT I'D DO, I'D BUY MYSELF

A BANGING OUTFIT.

WATCH ME, WATCH ME, WATCH ME.

FULL-LENGTH, BLACK MINK COAT,

DIAMOND-STUDDED "D" RIGHT HERE.

CHECK THIS OUT.

BLACK SUIT, WHITE SHIRT,

SILVER TIE,

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,

PLATINUM, DIAMOND-STUDDED, GIANT

CLIPPER HANGING ROUND MY NECK.

OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S MONEY WELL SPENT,

RIGHT?

LOOK HERE, HUGGY BEAR.

WITH AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT,

THE ONLY THING YOU GONNA CATCH

IS PROBABLY ONE OF KIKI'S

SISTERS.

YOUR MAMA.

CAREFUL, YOU MIGHT BE

LOOKING AT YOUR DADDY.

HE WON THAT ONE.

UH-UH.

YOU KNOW WHAT, C.J.?

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE MONEY

ISN'T STOLEN OR THE FEDS AREN'T

LOOKING FOR IT?

I THINK THAT YOU NEED TO TURN

THAT MONEY IN TO THE POLICE.

FOR WHAT?

SO THEY CAN STEAL IT?

YEAH, DANA MIGHT BE RIGHT.

HMM.

I THINK I'M JUST GONNA CALL

THE POLICE AND JUST REPORT

THE MONEY.

WELL, GO AHEAD AND USE MY

PHONE OVER THERE.

MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE A QUARTER.

OH, COMPUTER FEE, $5.

COUCH FEE, $8.

YES, YES, BOB.

PHONE FEE, $10.

OH, BOB, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

YEAH, YEAH, BOB.

OH, YEAH, THROW IN

THE LEATHER INTERIOR.

THROUGH THE NAV IN,

WHY DON'T YOU?

YEAH.

OH, YEAH -- WOW.

THEY MAKE THOSE FOR TRUCKS NOW?

MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HOLD ON ONE SECOND, BOB.

I'M BEING INTERRUPTED

BY MY MAID.

I'M ORDERING MY HUMMER.

OH.

YES, BOB, I'M BACK.

HEY.

DOOR FEE, $15.

WHAT?

HEY, DAD,

HOW DO YOU SPELL "TIARA"?

I'M MAKING A LIST OF STUFF THAT

WE CAN BUY SINCE WE ARE RICH.

HONEY, WE -- WE'RE NOT RICH,

AND A HOUSE IS THE MOST

IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW.

GETTING THE HELL OUT OF MY

HOUSE -- PRICELESS.

C.J., LISTEN.

IF WE DON'T USE THE MONEY FOR

THE KIDS' COLLEGE FUND, I WOULD

REALLY LIKE A DESIGNER WARDROBE.

WHAT? NO WARDROBES.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE MOST PRACTICAL THING IS A

HOUSE, ESPECIALLY SINCE

UNCLE CURTIS

IS CHARGING US BY THE HOUR.

WELL, C.J., YOU NEVER REALLY

WERE ANY GOOD WITH MONEY, SO...

OH, NO, OH, NO, OH, NO!

YOU DO NOT GO THERE,

'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE

ANY ROOM TO CRITICIZE.

OH, I HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM

TO CRITICIZE, LISTEN,

I TOOK CARE OF ALL THE BILLS

BEFORE YOU GOT ANY CHANCE

TO TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING.

NO, NO, WE ARE GOING TO BUY

A HOUSE WITH THIS MONEY,

AND THAT'S FINAL.

SAYS WHO?

SAYS ME!

YOU TELL HER, DAD, AND WE

AIN'T BUYING NO TIARA, EITHER.

SHUT UP, MR. HUMMER MAN,

UH-HUH.

[ EVERYBODY TALKING ]

NO, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A

MINUTE.

I FOUND THIS MONEY.

I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT WE DO.

WAIT A MINUTE.

CUT IT!

CUT IT!

CUT IT!

I'M GOING TO END THIS RIGHT NOW.

I'M GOING TO GET THIS MONEY

AND CALL THE POLICE.

LET THEM DEAL WITH IT.

THE MONEY'S GONE.

WHAT?

THE MONEY'S GONE.

[ SCREAMS ]

THE MONEY'S GONE.

THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.

I FOUND IT, I FOUND IT!

WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE,

WHERE -- WHERE, WHERE?

IT'S MISSY'S EASTER HAT.

BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE

FOR THIS.

UNH-UNH.

LET ME GO, LET ME GO,

LET ME GO!

LOOK, UNCLE CURTIS.

WE NEED SOME HELP.

CALL THE FIREHOUSE.

GOOD IDEA.

YEAH. I'M GOING

TO CHECK THE BEDROOM.

I'LL CHECK THE BEDROOM.

GO CHECK THE KITCHEN.

BART, HEY, I NEED YOU

AND THE FELLAS TO COME OVER

TO THE HOUSE.

I GOT AN EMERGENCY.

NO. NO, IT'S NOT A FIRE.

I-I LOST SOME MONEY.

A BIG BAG, A LOT OF MONEY.

I -- WELL, JUST --

WELL, THEN FORGET IT.

JUST FORGET IT.

ARE THEY COMING?

NO, TALKING ABOUT HE WANT

A FINDER'S FEE.

IF YOU HAD JUST DONE

WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO,

THE MONEY WOULD STILL BE HERE.

WHAT?

IF WE'D LISTENED TO YOU,

WE'D BE LIVING IN THE STREET.

WELL, IF YOU ALL WOULD'VE

GOTTEN OUT OF MY HOUSE,

I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO

DEAL WITH THIS, PERIOD.

"GOTTEN OUT OF MY HOUSE."

I'M SO TIRED OF LIVING IN

YOUR HOUSE, I HOPE WE FIND

THE MONEY QUICK.

[ EVERYONE TALKING ]

QUIET!

QUI-E-E-ET!

NOW, ARE YOU ALL FUSSING ABOUT

THE MONEY THAT DOES NOT EVEN

BELONG TO US?

IT'S GONE, ELLA.

YEAH, AUNTIE ELLA.

SOMEBODY CAME AND TOOK IT.

I TOOK IT.

AUNTIE?

YOU STOLE THE MONEY?

I AM HURT.

EVER SINCE THAT MONEY CAME

INTO THIS HOUSE, THAT'S ALL

YOU ALL HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT.

NOW, LOOK AT YOU.

YOU'RE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF

YOURSELVES!

I AM.

I AM, ELLA.

THANK YOU.

I'M ASHAMED OF EACH AND EVERY

ONE OF YOU,

EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

PLEASE.

COME ON, GUYS.

DOES THE MONEY MEAN MORE TO YOU

THAN EACH OTHER?

NO.

YEAH.

PLEASE.

YOU DID IT AGAIN.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FIND A WAY

TO UPSET YOUR AUNTIE EVERY TIME,

EVERY TIME.

IT'S -- COME ON.

THE MONEY'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT,

OKAY?

OKAY, IF THE MONEY'S GOING TO

BREAK UP MY FAMILY,

I DON'T EVEN -- I DON'T --

JUST FORGET IT.

YOU -- I DO WANT THE MONEY,

BUT I'M SAYING

I DON'T WANT IT IF --

WELL, YEAH -- I DO.

JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY, OKAY,

'CAUSE YOU CHANGING.

Y'ALL CHANGING.

[ TV PLAYS LOUDLY ]

MALIK, TURN THAT TV DOWN.

MALIK, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?

DO YOU HAVE TO YELL AT HIM?

I'M NOT YELLING AT HIM.

SOUNDED LIKE YELLING TO ME.

[ VOLUME DECREASES ]

JAZMINE, WILL YOU GET

OUT OF MY SEAT, PLEASE?

LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT, NO.

JAZMINE, LOOK, DON'T MAKE ME

HURT YOU, OKAY?

RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR STUPID

HUMMER, HMM, HMM?

FUNNY, FUNNY.

YEAH, YEAH.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED

THE STUPID TIARA.

OKAY, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING, LITTLE HUMMER --

HEY, EXCUSE ME, MALIK,

JAZMINE.

GIVE HIM HIS SEAT BACK.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, HAS EVERYTHING

CALMED DOWN OUT HERE?

NOT REALLY.

MALIK, SIT OVER HERE.

GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY'S HERE.

IT'S TIME FOR THE FAMILY

MEETING.

CURTIS, FAMILY MEETING!

EVERYBODY, COME ON!

EVERYBODY, COME ON!

IT'S FAMILY-MEETING TIME!

EVERYBODY, COME ON, SIT DOWN.

EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.

GONNA HAVE A FAMILY MEETING...

SHE'LL TELL US WHERE THE MONEY

AT.

OKAY, BABY, YOU GOT THE FLOOR.

OKAY, EVER SINCE THAT MONEY

CAME IN HERE TODAY, YOU ALL HAVE

ACTED LIKE A PACK OF WILD DOGS.

[ BARKING ]

C.J., WOULD YOU GO IN THE

KITCHEN, LOOK UNDER THE KITCHEN

SINK, AND GET THE MONEY?

I ALMOST LOOKED THERE.

[ EVERYBODY TALKING ]

OKAY!

LISTEN, MONEY IS NOT THE MOST

IMPORTANT THING TO A FAMILY.

LOVE IS, AND WE HAD THAT.

WE HAD THAT UNTIL TODAY, UNTIL

NOW.

YOU ALL NEED TO REALLY

APOLOGIZE TO ONE ANOTHER.

REALLY, GO AHEAD.

YOU SORRY, YOU SORRY,

YOU REALLY SORRY, SORRY NEPH.

OKAY, CURTIS.

LET'S JUST DEAL WITH THIS.

WHOEVER WANTS THIS MONEY MORE

THAN YOU WANT A HAPPY, LOVING

FAMILY, GO AHEAD, TAKE IT.

TAKE IT, TAKE IT.

CURTIS -- CALVIN!

OKAY, SO WHAT DO WE DO WITH

THE MONEY IF NO ONE CLAIMS IT?

THANK YOU.

WE GIVE A TITHE OF IT TO THE

CHURCH --

CHRISTIANS!

AND THEN WE PUT HALF OF IT

TO A COLLEGE FUND FOR THE KIDS,

AND THE REST WE PUT TOWARDS

A NEW HOUSE FOR YOU ALL.

THAT'S IT.

CAN WE ALL AGREE WITH THAT?

YES.

YES, CURTIS PAYNE?

I THINK WE SHOULD GET

A PLASMA TV.

YEAH, I'M WITH POPS.

NOTHING UNIFIES A FAMILY

LIKE HIGH-DEF.

* OOH, TODAY IS THE DAY *

* TODAY IS THE DAY *

* THAT WE GET TO KEEP *

* THE MONEY *

* TODAY IS THE DAY *

* TODAY IS THE DAY *

OH, GOOD MORNING, UNC!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?

TODAY IS THE DAY, UNC.

TODAY IS THE DAY THE OFFICERS

TOLD US THAT IF NOBODY CLAIMS

THE MONEY BY TODAY,

THEN WE GET TO KEEP IT!

OH!

* TODAY IS THE DAY? *

TODAY.

* TODAY IS THE DAY *

TODAY.

* KEEP THEM AWAY *

YEAH.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

* WE GONNA GET THAT MONEY *

* TODAY *

HEY, IS CHAUNCEY SHAPIRO

HERE?

YOU GOT THE WRONG HOUSE,

BROTHER.

OH, NO, NO, EXCUSE ME.

I'M -- I'M CHAUNCEY,

CHAUNCEY SHAPIRO.

C.J.

I'M MELVIN.

THEY TOLD ME DOWN AT THE POLICE

STATION THAT YOU FOUND MY BAG OF

MONEY?

OH!

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S YOUR MONEY, HUH?

CAN YOU -- CAN YOU, UH --

CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE BAG?

IT'S A BLACK DUFFEL BAG,

AND IT HAD $50,000 IN IT.

OH!

LOOK, MAN, HOW'D YOU LOSE

$50,000?

ON MY WAY TO MAKE A BANK DROP

FROM MY RESTAURANT.

MY WIFE AND I HAD AN ARGUMENT.

WE HAVE A GREEN S.U.V.,

WHICH I GUESS IS THE SAME

AS YOURS, SO ANYWAY,

I PUT THE MONEY IN THE BACK SEAT

AND WALKED AWAY, AND NEXT THING

I KNOW, IT WAS GONE.

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO

CLAIM IT?

WELL, LIKE I SAID, MY WIFE

AND I HAD AN ARGUMENT,

AND LATER ON, SHE TOOK

THE S.U.V., SO ALL THIS TIME,

I THOUGHT SHE HAD THE MONEY.

IT WASN'T UNTIL SHE CAME HOME

THIS MORNING THAT I REALIZED

THAT THE MONEY WAS GONE, SO --

SO I WENT TO THE POLICE.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY

YOUR MONEY.

HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT,

HOLD IT, NEPHEW, HOLD ON.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK I'M

SATISFIED WITH THAT.

AND I-I'M SORRY, BROTHER.

I NEED A LITTLE MORE DESCRIPTION

OF THE MONEY, I NEED

A LITTLE MORE DESCRIPTION.

CAN YOU BE DESCRIPTIVE?

IT'S $50,000.

WE KNOW THAT.

EVERYBODY KNOW THAT.

EVERYBODY KNOW IT'S 50,000.

OKAY, WHAT ABOUT SERIAL NUMBERS?

SERIAL NUMBERS?

YEAH. ARE THEY IN SEQUENCE?

ARE THEY OUT OF SEQUENCE?

HOW'S THE SERIAL NUMBERS DOING?

THE DOLLAR'S GOT SERIAL NUMBERS.

MAN, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S MY MONEY.

UNC, STOP, STOP IT, STOP IT.

IT'S -- IT'S --

IT'S PROBABLY HIS.

[ SNIFFS ]

IT'S HIS MONEY.

THANK YOU.

YEAH.

APPRECIATE Y'ALL BEING HONEST

AND REPORTING THIS, TOO.

I MEAN, NOT -- NOT A LOT OF

PEOPLE WOULD DO THAT.

WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE

HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY.

WELL, I-I APPRECIATE Y'ALL.

THANKS.

OKAY.

WHAT ABOUT A REWARD, MAN?

I MEAN -- IT'S THE THING TO DO,

A REWARD.

WE DON'T REALLY

NEED A REWARD, MAN.

WE JUST WANT TO DO

THE RIGHT THING.

IT'S OKAY.

YEAH, WE NEED THE REWARD,

THOUGH.

NO, NO, HE'S RIGHT,

HE'S RIGHT.

LET ME SEE WHAT I'VE GOT.

UH, YOU -- THAT'S NICE,

BUT CAN WE GET A LITTLE BIT.

GIVE ONE OF THE STACKS.

I MEAN, THAT'S -- I GOT THAT.

WELL, BUT I GOT THAT.

I GAVE HIM THAT.

WE -- WE FOUND THE BAG,

SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO JUST

GIVE US WHAT'S IN THE BAG.

ANOTHER ONE OF THEM STACKS.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...

Y'ALL SO CRAZY.

CALL ME, I'LL --

WE'LL WORK IT OUT.

I THINK WE NEED TO WORK OUT

A REWARD, FOR REAL, BROTHER.

I JUST GAVE THE MAN $20, I

MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

WANT SOMETHING FOR MYSELF.

I WANT SOME FOR MYSELF.

I HAD TO WATCH THE MONEY, TOO.

CHRISTIANS, RIGHT?

YEAH -- NOT ME, MY WIFE.

OKAY, HOLD ON.

GOD SAID, "NO."

**

(GROWLING)