Original subtitles

OOH, HEY, GIRL!

OH, WAIT, AH-AH, WAIT, WAIT,

WAIT.

HOW LONG ARE YOU IN TOWN FOR?

OH, OH, WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO

COME BY TONIGHT.

WE'RE HAVING GAME NIGHT.

YES, YOU CAN JOIN US.

HA.

WELL, YES, I DO STILL --

NO, I HAVE NOT GOTTEN RID OF

CURTIS.

[ LAUGHS ]

LISTEN, LISTEN, HE STILL DOES

THAT, YES -- EVERY DAY.

WHAT'D I DO?

WHAT'D I DO?

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

UH, OH, HUH?

WELL, LISTEN, JUST COME ON BY

LATER, OKAY?

OKAY, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

HA HA HA!

OOH!

WHO WAS THAT, BABY?

THAT WAS BERNICE.

BERNICE?

THAT BIG MOUTH FROM COLLEGE?

YES, THAT WAS HER.

WAIT, AUNT BERNICE IS COMING

BY?

SHE IS NOT YOUR AUNTIE.

WELL, SHE'S JUST LIKE AN

AUNT.

SHE SPENT MORE MONEY ON OUR

BIRTHDAY GIFTS THAN YOU DID.

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE LIKE YOU

MORE THAN I DID.

WELL, WE COULD ALWAYS USE AN

EXTRA WOMAN IN THE GAME,

ESPECIALLY WITH THE WAY YOU ALL

CHEAT.

WE DON'T CHEAT.

YES, YOU DO.

OH, YES, YOU DO.

HARRY POTTER IS NOT THE WIZARD

OF OZ.

HE WAS A WIZARD.

OKAY, BUT MAGIC JOHNSON

DOESN'T REALLY DO MAGIC.

ON THE COURT.

HA! GREAT.

YEAH, IT DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE

ANYWAY.

LOOK HERE, THAT BERNICE IS NOT

COMING TO THIS PARTY.

SHE WILL RUIN THE GAME, ELLA!

CURTIS, YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT

IF WE WIN --

WHEN WE WIN.

...WHEN WE WIN, YOU'LL HAVE

TO PUT ON THAT PATTI LaBELLE WIG

AND GO TO THE MALL AGAIN.

HA HA HA!

AHH.

I AIN'T MAD ABOUT NOTHING.

WHATEVER.

ALL I KNOW IS, BIG-MOUTH BERNICE

IS NOT COMING TO THE DOGGONE

PARTY, AND Y'ALL NOT GONNA WIN.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

I AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

WE'RE NOT GONNA WIN, HUH?

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST YEAR,

BUT Y'ALL LOST.

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH

WHOOPI GOLDBERG BEING IN

"SCHINDLER'S LIST"?

HER NAME WAS GOLDBERG.

HER NAME WAS GOLDBERG. SO?

SO?

OH, THANK YOU, BABE.

CURTIS, I CANNOT WAIT TO CATCH

UP WITH BERNICE AND JUST SEE

WHAT SHE'S DOING NOW.

WHY DON'T YOU CATCH UP WITH

HER OVER THE PHONE, OKAY?

MAKE HER ONE OF YOUR TOP 5.

CURTIS, I WOULD RATHER TALK

TO BERNICE IN PERSON.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

AIN'T NOTHING CHANGED ABOUT HER.

YOU KNOW SHE'S STILL GOT THE

SAME BIG MOUTH AND THE SAME BIG

HEAD.

PROBABLY THE SAME BIG PAIN IN

THE BUTT.

JUST LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE I

KNOW.

NOW, IT'S NOT YOUR AVERAGE

GAME NIGHT.

REALLY?

NO, NO, I MEAN, IT IS VERY

SERIOUS.

THE LAST TIME THE MEN LOST, HAD

TO ALL GET BIKINI WAXES.

WHAT?

YES.

HEY, COME ON, C.J., IS IT

REALLY THAT SERIOUS?

OH, IT'S SERIOUS.

IT'S VERY SERIOUS, SO GET READY.

OKAY.

ARE YOU READY?

I DON'T KNOW, C.J.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M

GETTING A LITTLE SCARED.

OH, NO, NO, DON'T GET SCARED.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE

OKAY, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE

SOMETHING JUST TO MAKE SURE

YOU'RE OKAY.

OKAY.

AAH! GOTCHA! GOTCHA!

OOH, I CAUGHT YOU.

BOY, YOU A SLICK ONE.

YOU A SLICK ONE, BOY.

LOOK AT HER EYES.

YOU CAN TELL IN THE EYES.

COME ON, MAN!

WAKE UP!

YOU CAN'T LET THIS WOMAN TRICK

YOU LIKE THAT. COME ON!

FIRST THEY GET YOU ALL WOUND UP

WITH THEIR WOMANLY WAYS.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, BAM!

YOU SERVING HER ALL DAY LONG.

YOU BETTER WAKE IT UP!

THAT'S THE ENEMY.

YOU HEARD ME?

NOW, COME ON! CUT HER LOOSE!

TANYA.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF

YOURSELF.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF

YOURSELF.

FORGIVE MY UNCLE.

HE GETS A LITTLE INTENSE DURING

GAME NIGHT.

GRR!

HEY, POPS.

HEY, MR. PAYNE.

OH, LOOK, IT'S BACK AGAIN

AND BORN AGAIN.

SO, WHAT'D YOU STEAL TODAY, HUH?

WHAT'D YOU STEAL TODAY, HUH?

NOW, MR. PAYNE, I TOLD YOU

I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

COME ON, WHAT'D YOU GET?

COME ON, COME ON.

DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

YOU UNDER A 90-DAY PROBATIONARY

PERIOD WITH ME, SISTER.

NO, YOU DID RIGHT. GET IT UP.

MOVE IT OVER.

AND YOU DON'T NEED TO GET

COMFORTABLE, 'CAUSE WE ABOUT TO

HAVE A MEETING.

Y'ALL GOT TO ROLL.

YEAH, YEAH, TANYA AND

MIRANDA, YOU GUYS NEED TO GO AND

STUDY IN THE KITCHEN WITH YOUR

TEAMMATES.

STUDY WHAT?

HOW TO LOSE.

GET OUT.

OKAY, BABY.

BYE, C.J.

BYE, C.J. OOH, YOU A SLICK ONE!

OOH, YOU A SLICK ONE!

BYE, GUMDROP.

BYE, BABY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHIR. WHIR. WHIR.

I SWEAR.

WHO KNEW PENGUINS COULD BE SO

EVIL?

IF IT AIN'T THE BALLER AND

THE BEAST.

HELLO TO YOU, TOO,

UNCLE CURTIS.

BRYAN, YOU CAN STAY.

JANINE, COME ON, YOU GOTTA GO.

STAY FOR WHAT?

WE'RE PLANNING OUR GAME

STRATEGIES.

LIKE THAT'S GONNA HELP.

BRYAN, IT CAN GET A LITTLE BIT

CRAZY IN HERE.

IF YOU NEED ME, I WILL BE RIGHT

IN THE KITCHEN.

ALL RIGHT, BABY.

YOU AIN'T MOVING FAST ENOUGH.

COME ON, Y'ALL READY?

OH, WE READY. I'M READY.

LET'S DO THE THING, THEN.

YOU READY, CAL?

I'M PUMPED. YOU READY, BRYAN?

I THINK SO.

WHAT HAPPENS IF WE LOSE?

LOSE?

MAN, WE AIN'T GONNA LOSE.

LET ME TELL YOU, WHEN WE WIN,

THE WOMEN ARE GONNA HAVE TO

COOK, CLEAN, AND BOW DOWN TO US

FOR A WHOLE DAY, BROTHER.

THAT'S THE MAN LAW.

MAN LAW!

I LOVE BEING A MAN.

KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW, LOOK HERE.

MAN, YOU CAN'T LET THESE WOMEN

SIDETRACK YOU, YOU HEARD ME?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T DO IT.

YOU GOT TO BE FOCUSED.

All: FOCUSED.

YOU GOT TO BE READY.

All: READY.

YOU GOT TO BE PREPARED.

All: PREPARED.

EVEN IF YOU GOTTA CHICKEN

WALK.

NO, WE NOT GONNA CHICKEN

WALK.

YOU CHICKEN WALK IF YOU GOTTA

CHICKEN WALK.

YOU GONNA CHICKEN WALK.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU ARE SOLDIERS!

YOU HEARD ME?

PUT IT IN THERE.

WE GONNA DO THIS, AIN'T WE?

WE GOT THIS, DON'T WE?

YEAH.

DO WE HAVE THIS, MEN?

All: YEAH!

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

3, 2, 1.

All: HUH!

COOKIES READY!

OH, WE GOTTA --

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CALVIN! GET BACK OVER HERE.

IT'S A TRAP.

GET ME A COUPLE OF

OATMEAL-RAISIN COOKIES.

AND SOME CHOCOLATE MILK.

AND SOME CHOCOLATE MILK. THE BIG GLASS.

THE BIG GLASS.

OKAY, LADIES, SO, UM, I KNOW

SCARY MOVIES, AND I KNOW KIDS'

FILMS.

OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

I GOT EVERYTHING IN THE

BLAXPLOITATION ERA.

THE WHAT?

YOU KNOW --"SHAFT," THEM.

OH, "SHAFT."

OH, OKAY, GOOD DEAL.

YOU KNOW, I CAN HELP OUT WITH

THAT, BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING

FROM "BLACULA" TO JACK BLACK.

OOH, GOOD.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

OKAY, BUT HOLD ON.

JACK ISN'T BLACK.

UH-UH.

SO...

NO, I KNOW THAT, BUT I MEAN,

HIS HAIR IS.

JUST LISTEN, JUST TRUST ME.

I KNOW EVERYTHING BLACK.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, UM, OKAY,

I WILL TAKE -- I'LL TAKE SCIENCE

FICTION. ALL RIGHT?

I'M GOOD AT SCIENCE FICTION.

AND EVERY MOVIE WITH

MORRIS CHESTNUT AND THE ROCK.

OOH.

AHH, 'CAUSE THEY ARE FINE.

FINE.

FINE. FINE.

WELL, THEY ARE NOT AS FINE

AS MY CALVIN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY, WE SEE YOU HAVE COMEDY

DOWN PAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, BRYAN, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF

ALL THE SPORTS TITLES.

CAN'T I HAVE ROMANTIC

COMEDIES INSTEAD?

WHAT?

FOOTBALL PLAYER CAN'T HAVE A

SENSITIVE SIDE?

LOOK, I'LL TAKE ALL ACTION

MOVIES, ALL RIGHT?

ANIMATION AND FANTASY.

YEAH, AND THEN I'LL FINISH

THEM OFF WITH THE WESTERNS.

NO, NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD

IDEA. JANINE LOVES WESTERNS.

SHE WATCHES THEM ALL THE TIME.

SHE SAW "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN,"

LIKE, 5 TIMES.

YEAH, THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE.

I BOUGHT THE DVD.

FOR MY MOTHER.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

SCARING THE MESS OUT OF ME.

[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

I'M COMING!

LOOK WHO'S HERE.

IT'S MIGHTY MOUTH.

OH, HEY, CURTIS, I SEE YOU

STILL LIVING LARGE --

REAL LARGE.

I KNEW I HEARD YOU!

HEY, BABE.

Both: OH, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT!

OH, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.

CALVIN.

HEY, AUNT BERNICE.

OH, HEY, HONEY! AWW!

AUNT BERNICE, HOW YOU DOING?

HEY, THERE, C.J.

SHE IS NOT YOUR AUNT.

OH, SHUT UP, CURTIS.

YEAH, SHUT UP, CURTIS.

COME ON, LET'S GO IN THE

KITCHEN.

OH, HONEY.

WHAT Y'ALL DOING?

OKAY, OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

HEY.

CALVIN, DID YOU CHECK OUT THE

BEST OF JAMIE FOXX LIKE I TOLD

YOU TO?

YEP, I GOT YOU COVERED.

YEP, I GOT YOU COVERED. I WATCHED "BOOTY CALL" TWICE.

I WATCHED "BOOTY CALL" TWICE.

COME ON, GUYS, YOU KNOW THIS

ONE.

COME ON, COME ON, MRS. PAYNE!

YOU KNOW THIS!

TIME!

OH!

TIME'S UP, TIME'S UP.

JANINE, BABY, IT'S YOUR TURN.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, LADIES, WE NEED THIS

ONE, OKAY? READY?

UH-UH, 'CAUSE YOUR FACE IS

CRACKED AND ON THE GROUND.

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,

"BOOMERANG"!

"DO THE RIGHT THING."

TIME'S UP, TIME'S UP.

TIME'S UP.

LADIES, "SCHOOL DAZE."

THE GIRL IN THE WINDOW.

OH, SHE WAS SO CUTE!

YEAH, BUT I HEARD SHE WAS

HARD TO WORK WITH.

DON'T WORRY, LADIES.

THEY WILL NOT GET THIS ONE.

LET'S SEE.

OOH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, OKAY.

OH, GOOD LUCK, BABY.

GOOD LUCK, BABY.

OKAY, FELLAS.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

OH! THAT'S TOO EASY!

THAT IS TOO EASY!

COME ON!

EVERY GANGSTA KNOWS THAT THAT

IS..

All: ALL PACINO IN

"SCARFACE."

[ IMITATING MACHINE GUN ]

UHH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

SO, C.J., NOW, YOU'RE A GANGSTA?

WHAT, YOU BETTER CHECK MY

GANGSTA CARD.

CHECK MY GANGSTA CARD.

HA!

BETTER PUT YOUR LIBRARY CARD

AWAY.

LET'S GET BACK TO THE GAME.

WE NEED A DOUBLE FEATURE THIS

TIME BECAUSE WE NEED THE POINTS,

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

SO, LADIES, MAN UP.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

WE GOT THIS, WE GOT THIS.

LET'S DO IT.

OKAY, HERE.

OKAY, ON THIS ONE, YOU GOTTA

GIVE THE ACTOR'S NAME, TITLE OF

THE MOVIE, AND THE YEAR.

I MEAN, IF YOU GONNA DOUBLE

UP, YOU GOTTA DOUBLE UP.

HA HA. WE GOT THIS.

OKAY.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WE DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK.

PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON US.

[ CHEERING ]

WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT!

UH. UH. UH. UH-HUH.

DENZEL WASHINGTON.

"MALCOLM X."

1992.

WHA. UH-UH. UH.

AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE DENZEL

IS...

All: FI-I-INE.

THAT WAS A LUCKY GUESS.

COME ON, CALVIN, COME ON.

LET'S GO.

LET'S GO, BIG FELLA.

THEY ALMOST GOT THIS.

LET'S KNOCK IT DOWN.

OKAY, FELLAS, OKAY, FELLAS,

THIS IS FOR THE WIN.

OKAY.

OH, PLEASE.

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

OH.

YOU GOT IT, RIGHT?

YEAH, WE GOT IT.

"THE PHANTOM MENACE."

WASN'T IT "EMPIRE STRIKES

BACK"?

COME ON, GUY, COME ON, MAN.

WHAT ARE YOU -- WHY ARE YOU --

THIS IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE

FICTION OF ALL TIME.

IT WAS, UM, UM, UM, UH, "RETURN

OF THE JEDI."

FINAL ANSWER.

NOW.

CURTIS, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

IT'S OBI-WAN KENOBI IN

"STAR WARS."

REMEMBER, THAT'S THE MOVIE WE

WATCHED THE NIGHT WE GOT BUSY?

WATCHED THE NIGHT WE GOT BUSY? OOH?

OOH?

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU DID WH--

YOU DID WHAT?

MAN, YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH.

OKAY, I'M REALLY THIRSTY.

TANYA, YOU -- YOU THIRSTY?

YES.

YES, I'M -- I'M VERY THIRSTY.

JANINE, COME ON.

I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY THIRSTY,

TOO.

YEP. YEP.

YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE ALL KIND

OF THIRSTY.

YOU -- YOU SHOULD COME ON AND

GET SOMETHING FOR YOUR THIRST,

BRYAN. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

YEAH, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

OKAY, I'LL TAKE SOME WATER

WITH SOME ICE IN IT.

MAKE THAT TWO.

MIRANDA AND CALVIN, GET YOUR

BUTTS IN HERE.

BUTTS IN HERE. YOU IN TROUBLE.

YOU IN TROUBLE.

NOW, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

I'M SORRY, ELLA.

I-I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.

YOU THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT?

YOU THOUGHT I KNEW THAT MY BEST

FRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND GOT BUSY

BEHIND MY BACK?

NOW, ELLA, CALM DOWN.

NO, THIS WAS BEFORE YOU AND

CURTIS STARTED GOING OUT.

I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A

MEANINGLESS FLING.

BERNICE, WHY DIDN'T YOU

TELL ME?

YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

I-I WAS SCARED.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU USED TO BE

BEFORE YOU GOT SAVED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU WERE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH.

YOU COULDN'T PLAY WITH HER

THEN, BOY, BEFORE SHE GOT SAVED.

BANG.

OH, Y'ALL GOT JOKES?

OH, THIS IS FUNNY?

OH, THIS IS FUNNY? THIS IS FUNNY?

THIS IS FUNNY?

I WASN'T LAUGHING, BABY.

SHE WAS LAUGHING.

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

UGH!

HEY, HEY, BABY, I'M GONNA WAIT

OUT HERE TILL YOU COME BACK --

TILL YOU COME BACK OUT.

I LOVE YOU.

I DON'T SEE WHAT ELLA SEES IN

YOU.

YOU. THE SAME THING YOU DID.

THE SAME THING YOU DID.

SO, UM, THAT WAS INTERESTING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE UNCLE CURTIS

SLEPT WITH AUNT BERNICE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

POPS WAS A PLAYA-PLAYA.

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHERE I GET IT

FROM.

EXCUSE ME, PLAYA?

OH, THAT WAS BEFORE WE WERE

TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM?

THE PROBLEM IS MEN ONLY THINK

ABOUT THEMSELVES.

SO TRUE.

WHAT? WOMEN DO IT, TOO.

COME ON, UNCLE CURTIS WASN'T

BY HIMSELF -- AUNT BERNICE WAS

IN THERE RIGHT WITH HIM.

WOMEN ARE A TRIP.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN THROW

THEMSELVES AT ME JUST BECAUSE I

PLAYED FOOTBALL?

I MEAN, DO I LOOK LIKE A PIECE

OF MEAT TO YOU?

YEAH.

I DON'T SEE WHY MOM'S SO

BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

I MEAN, IT HAPPENED BEFORE THEY

WERE TOGETHER, SO TECHNICALLY,

IT'S NOT CHEATING.

OKAY, WELL, WHAT'S WITH ALL

THE SECRECY, OKAY?

IF IT WAS OUT IN THE OPEN, IT

SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT IN THE

OPEN.

EXACTLY.

WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES

PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS PUT

EVERYTHING OUT IN THE OPEN.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO, C.J.

LET'S JUST DO IT.

YOU WANT TO BRING UP THE PAST?

LET'S TALK ABOUT ME BEING ON

CRACK, OR LET'S TALK ABOUT --

OOH, IT'S BETTER IF WE TALK

ABOUT ME BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE.

OR BETTER YET, LET'S TALK ABOUT

THE STORY OF ME STEALING

AUNT ELLA'S FUR COAT.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP BRINGING

UP THE PAST STUFF, HUH?

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THERE?

ACTUALLY, I WASN'T GONNA SAY

ANY OF THAT.

OKAY.

YOU -- YOU WERE ON --

YOU -- YOU WERE ON -- ON CRACK?

ON CRACK?

OPEN UP THIS DOOR!

BABY. COME ON, ELLA.

COME ON, BABY.

WE -- WE APOLOGIZED.

WE'RE SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. ELLA, HONEY, I NEVER

MEANT TO HURT YOU.

GIRL, CURTIS ISN'T WORTH LOSING

OUR FRIENDSHIP OVER.

YEAH. I'M NOT WORTH IT.

OHH! I'M SO SICK OF YOU.

WHY'D YOU OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH IN

THE FIRST PLACE, HUH?

I WISH I HAD A TASER GUN.

OH, I'VE GOT ONE AT YOU...

I'LL GET MY RAZOR ON YOU IN A

HEARTBEAT.

YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED A BIT...

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED...

AAH! SHE PACKING.

AAH! SHE PACKING. AAH!

AAH!

CURTIS, GET UP.

I WAS JUST TALKING...

HE DON'T HEAR YOU.

LISTEN, ELLA.

WE CAN EXPLAIN.

OH, PLEASE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED

30 YEARS AGO.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I TOTALLY

FORGOT ABOUT IT.

IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS WORTH

REMEMBERING.

LOOK, BABY, LOOK.

BACK THEN, I WANTED TO GROW OLD

WITH YOU -- I KNEW THAT.

FIRST TIME WE DATED, I KNEW IT.

BUT I JUST THOUGHT THAT IF YOU

FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT, I WOULDN'T

GROW OLD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WOMAN, DON'T YOU KNOW I LOVE

YOU? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY

LIFE WITH YOU FOREVER.

COME ON.

COME ON WITH THAT.

YOU FORGIVE ME?

YES, BABY.

I LOVE YOU, AND I FORGIVE YOU.

YES!

[ GROWLS ]

[ KISSES ]

CURTIS.

SO THE PAST IS THE PAST?

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GIRL.

BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M JUST -- GIRL, I'M JUST

HAPPY THAT I DIDN'T SAY

ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND

EDDIE "SIX-PACK" JENKINS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, NO.

W-WHAT ABOUT EDDIE?

EDDIE JENKINS -- MY TEAMMATE

EDDIE JENKINS?

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

WHERE IS IT?

OH, IT MUST BE HERE.

SO, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

ABOUT EDDIE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE

TALKING ABOUT.

SO SHE JUST CAME OUT THE BLUE

WITH EDDIE JENKINS?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE

TALKING ABOUT.

COME ON, GIRL.

COME ON, GIRL. I SAVED YOU A SEAT.

I SAVED YOU A SEAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU TRY TO

PLAY SO WHOLESOME WHEN YOU WAS

JUST BORN AGAIN LAST WEEK.

WHAT HAS IT BEEN -- SEVEN DAYS

SINCE YOU WAS HEADED TO HELL?

OH! OH, YOU WANT TO TALK?

YOU A NON-GRADUATING, FAKE

HUSTLER, PLAYA WANNABE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

AT LEAST I MADE MONEY OFF MY

HUSTLE.

YOU STILL LIVING WITH YOUR

PARENTS.

HOW YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING

LIKE THAT?

HOW CAN YOU SAY IT'S NONE OF

MY BUSINESS?

BECAUSE IT ISN'T ANY OF YOUR

BUSINESS.

AND WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO

ACT LIKE SUCH A VICTIM?

"OH, THESE WOMEN KEEP THROWING

THEMSELVES..."

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

DON'T JUMP ALL OVER BRYAN.

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUST PUT

YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE LIKE

THAT.

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

OKAY, BUT, SEE, I DIDN'T ASK

HIM FOR HELP, AND I DON'T NEED

YOURS NOW.

OH, NOW, JANINE, JUST WAIT A

MINUTE, OKAY?

NOW YOU'RE JUMPING ON C.J.

YOU DID -- YOU SAT RIGHT HERE,

AND YOU JUST TOLD EVERYBODY YOUR

BUSINESS. DON'T JUMP ON C.J.

AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT.

YES. AND, BRYAN, YOU NEED TO

KEEP TABS ON THIS ONE RIGHT

HERE.

C.J., PLEASE.

KEEP TABS ON YOURSELF.

AND I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU --

UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? --

WHAT?

YOU ARE SO...

YEAH, YEAH. DON'T JUST BE

JUMPING ON PEOPLE.

WHY ARE YOU GETTING ON HER?

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

HEY!!

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YELLING?

YEAH. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN

IN HERE.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,

BUT YOU GUYS NEED TO GET IT

TOGETHER.

YEAH. YOU'RE LOVELY COUPLES.

NOW, DON'T LET CURTIS' PROBLEM

BECOME YOUR PROBLEM.

THEY'RE RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

YEAH. YEAH, THEY ARE.

HEY, SIT DOWN.

I'M SORRY, OKAY?

YOU'RE NOT A MOOCHING, WANNABE,

FAKE HUSTLER PLAYA, OKAY?

BRYAN, I COMPLETELY

UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN THROW

THEMSELVES AT YOU.

YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, AND I

SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO

SAY TO ME?

SERIOUSLY, BABY...

YOU WERE ON CRACK?

BRYAN!