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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,767 --> 00:00:03,933 NO! NO! 2 00:00:03,933 --> 00:00:05,233 JAZMINE, STOP, I DON'T-- 3 00:00:05,233 --> 00:00:06,033 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 4 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:06,900 NO! 5 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,267 COME ON, MA. 6 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:09,233 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER HEAD. 7 00:00:09,233 --> 00:00:10,967 YOU CAN'T FIX THAT BIRD'S NEST. 8 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,467 STOP HATING. 9 00:00:14,467 --> 00:00:15,200 NO! 10 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,033 MALIK. STOP, JAZMINE. 11 00:00:17,033 --> 00:00:18,000 WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME. 12 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,900 WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A RUSH 13 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,867 TO GET TO SCHOOL? 14 00:00:19,867 --> 00:00:21,500 'CAUSE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 15 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,767 MWAH, MWAH, MWAH! 16 00:00:22,767 --> 00:00:24,333 [ LAUGHS ] 17 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:25,000 SHUT UP. 18 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,667 I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 19 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:28,767 MALIK, YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND? 20 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,333 NO. 21 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:31,133 WELL, THEN, WHO WERE YOU 22 00:00:31,133 --> 00:00:32,467 TALKING TO LAST NIGHT IN THAT 23 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,600 "DEEP, COOL, WANNABE" VOICE? 24 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:37,167 [ Deep voice ] "HEY, THIS IS 25 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:37,700 MALIK. 26 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:38,767 HOW YOU DOING, BABY?" 27 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:40,833 [ LAUGHS ] 28 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:41,600 WHATEVER. 29 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,300 DAD, IF I DID HAVE A FRIEND THAT 30 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,967 WAS A GIRL, COULD SHE COME OVER 31 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:46,500 FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 32 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,467 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 33 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,367 ASK AUNT ELLA AND UNCLE CURTIS. 34 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:50,500 AUNTIE ELLA AND UNCLE CURTIS, 35 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,633 CAN SHE COME OVER? 36 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:52,567 YEAH, WE DON'T CARE, LONG AS 37 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:54,467 SHE BRING HER OWN FOOD. 38 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:55,300 MALIK, DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR 39 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,167 UNCLE. 40 00:00:56,167 --> 00:00:57,000 YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS MORE THAN 41 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:57,667 WELCOME TO COME OVER 42 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:58,500 TO DINNER TONIGHT. 43 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,533 SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. 44 00:01:00,533 --> 00:01:02,667 OKAY. 45 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:04,067 OH, AUNTIE ELLA, WHAT ARE YOU 46 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,067 MAKING FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 47 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:06,067 WHATEVER I PUT ON THE TABLE 48 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,533 TONIGHT. 49 00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:08,400 OKAY, SO, MALIK, DO WE NEED 50 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,733 TO GO PICK THIS YOUNG LADY UP, 51 00:01:09,733 --> 00:01:10,400 OR HOW IS SHE -- 52 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,233 NO, HER MOM'S GONNA 53 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:11,900 DROP HER OFF. 54 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:12,567 OKAY. 55 00:01:12,567 --> 00:01:13,733 AND THEN MALIK'S GONNA SCARE 56 00:01:13,733 --> 00:01:14,400 HER OFF. 57 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,167 [ LAUGHS ] 58 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:17,067 COULD EVERYBODY PLEASE 59 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,600 DRESS UP TONIGHT? 60 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,367 CAN WE USE THE GOOD PLATES? 61 00:01:20,367 --> 00:01:22,367 HEY, YOU HEAR THAT, BABY? 62 00:01:22,367 --> 00:01:23,500 WE'RE GONNA USE THE PLASTIC 63 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,900 TONIGHT! 64 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,933 PLASTIC PLATES FOR EVERYBODY! 65 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:28,833 NO PAPER PLATES TONIGHT. 66 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,867 [ SIREN WAILS ] 67 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:36,167 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 68 00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:38,100 OKAY, WHAT'S UP? 69 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,367 WELL, I BUMPED INTO AN OLD 70 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,400 FRIEND THE OTHER DAY. 71 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,133 OOH, YEAH? 72 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:43,500 WHO? WHO? WHO? 73 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,067 MIRANDA. 74 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:50,400 HMPH. 75 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,067 THE SAME MIRANDA THAT STOLE ALL 76 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,733 OF YOUR CREDIT CARDS AND TOOK 77 00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:55,333 CASH ADVANCES FROM YOUR CREDIT 78 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:56,667 CARDS AND BROKE YOUR HEART AND 79 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,533 THEN JUST DISAPPEARED -- 80 00:01:58,533 --> 00:01:59,500 THAT MIRANDA? 81 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,333 YEP. THAT'S MY GIRL. 82 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:05,167 WELL, CALVIN, DID THE LITTLE 83 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,500 HUSTLER GIVE YOU YOUR 84 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,733 MONEY BACK? 85 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:08,667 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 86 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:09,900 SHE DID. 87 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,133 SHE'S CHANGED, MA. 88 00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:12,367 SHE FOUND GOD. 89 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:14,100 OH, PLEASE. 90 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,233 THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 91 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:15,900 NO, REALLY. 92 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:17,633 NOW SHE'S HUSTLING FOR THE LORD. 93 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,867 IT SOUNDS TO ME 94 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,333 LIKE YOU ARE CONSIDERING 95 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:26,267 GETTING BACK WITH HER. 96 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:26,867 I AM. 97 00:02:26,933 --> 00:02:29,133 NO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE 98 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:31,067 SMARTER THAN THAT. 99 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,300 YOU -- THE WOMAN STOLE FROM YOU. 100 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,067 UNH! 101 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:34,867 YEAH, BUT, MOM, EVERYBODY 102 00:02:34,867 --> 00:02:36,233 DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE. 103 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:37,067 LOOK AT -- LOOK AT JANINE. 104 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:39,300 JANINE? JANINE IS DIFFERENT. 105 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,833 SHE MARRIED INTO THIS FAMILY. 106 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:43,733 WELL, SUPPOSE I DECIDE TO 107 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:46,433 MARRY MIRANDA. 108 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:49,100 GOOD. THEN I KNOW THE PERFECT 109 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,467 GIFT TO BUY FOR YOU. 110 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:51,500 WHAT? 111 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,733 COMMON SENSE. 112 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,167 HEY, MA. 113 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:01,833 HERE'S MIRANDA. 114 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:02,933 YOU CAN SEE HOW -- HOW MUCH 115 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,600 SHE'S CHANGED. 116 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,467 HELLO, MISS ELLA. 117 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:07,767 OKAY, MIRANDA, I HAVE TO BE 118 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:09,500 HONEST. 119 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,833 I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS 120 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,433 RELATIONSHIP. 121 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:16,367 WHAT YOU DID WAS LOWDOWN, 122 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:19,367 DECEITFUL AND NOT TO MENTION 123 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,633 AGAINST THE LAW. 124 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,500 MISS ELLA, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY 125 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,600 RIGHT, AND I-I FEEL ABSOLUTELY 126 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,100 TERRIBLE. 127 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:27,767 [ SIGHS ] 128 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,133 BUT I HAVE CHANGED. 129 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,567 [ CHUCKLES ] 130 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:31,967 SO, HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED? 131 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:34,167 AND DID YOU CHANGE BEFORE OR 132 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:35,867 AFTER YOU GOT BUSTED? 133 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:36,800 I DIDN'T GET BUSTED, 134 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,533 MISS ELLA. 135 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:41,300 I CHANGED ON MY OWN. 136 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,800 SEE? SHE'S CHANGED. 137 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,133 THAT'S MY BABY. 138 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:46,367 LOOK, CALVIN. 139 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:48,333 OH. 140 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:49,500 I GOT THIS, OKAY? 141 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,900 HANDLE IT. 142 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:56,433 MISS ELLA, BEFORE CALVIN, ALL 143 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:57,600 I CARED ABOUT WAS MONEY AND 144 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,300 MATERIAL THINGS. 145 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:00,333 ALL I WAS WORRIED ABOUT WAS 146 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:01,100 GETTING MINE. 147 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,867 HOW DEEP WERE YOU INTO THIS 148 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,333 LIFESTYLE, DEAR? 149 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,367 I WROTE BAD CHECKS, I 150 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:06,700 EMBEZZLED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, 151 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:07,733 AND I EVEN SOLD KNOCKOFF 152 00:04:07,733 --> 00:04:08,600 HANDBAGS. 153 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,767 SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 154 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:11,933 SO DID I. 155 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:13,900 MAMA, WE TWO PEAS IN A POD. 156 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,367 CALVIN, PLEASE. 157 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:19,067 BUT, LISTEN, 158 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:20,067 I PAID IT ALL BACK. 159 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,300 OKAY, SO WHAT MADE YOU STOP? 160 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,267 CALVIN. I FELT SO HORRIBLE 161 00:04:24,267 --> 00:04:25,800 DOING THAT TO HIM. 162 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,500 I FELT SO GUILTY AFTERWARDS. 163 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,167 YOU KNOW... 164 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:29,900 [ CHUCKLES ] 165 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:30,700 BABY, I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON 166 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,267 WOMEN. 167 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,900 BESIDES, HE WAS A VERY EASY 168 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,067 MARK. 169 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:38,767 [ CHUCKLES ] 170 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:40,067 HE GAVE ME HIS PIN NUMBER AND 171 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,533 EVERYTHING. 172 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:46,767 I GUESS IT JUST -- IT MADE IT 173 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:49,900 TOO EASY. 174 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,933 MISS ELLA, SPEAKING FROM MY 175 00:04:51,933 --> 00:04:54,400 HEART, I'M TELLING YOU, I'VE 176 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,267 BEEN TO CHURCH. 177 00:04:55,267 --> 00:04:56,467 I HAVE PRAYED ABOUT THIS. 178 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,633 I HAVE ASKED GOD FOR 179 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:58,933 FORGIVENESS, AND I REALLY HOPE 180 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:00,233 YOU CAN FORGIVE ME, TOO. 181 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,733 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 182 00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:04,400 YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING. 183 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,333 YES, MA'AM. 184 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,600 WHO BAPTIZED JESUS? 185 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:07,300 JOHN THE BAPTIST. 186 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,300 MM! 187 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,067 WHO SOLD JESUS FOR 30 PIECES 188 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:12,067 OF SILVER? 189 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:13,267 JUDAS. 190 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:18,567 OKAY, WHO SAID, "JUDGE NOT, 191 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:20,633 LEST YE BE JUDGED." 192 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:22,967 2PAC. "MAKAVELI -- THE DON." 193 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:24,167 UNH! 194 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,100 [ CHUCKLES ] 195 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,500 BABY. 196 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,433 HE DID. 197 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:29,567 HE GOT IT FROM JESUS. 198 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:31,400 THAT'S OKAY. 199 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,733 MY LAST QUESTION. 200 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,067 YES, MA'AM. 201 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,433 CAN YOU TAKE CALVIN WITH YOU 202 00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:36,933 THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO CHURCH? 203 00:05:36,933 --> 00:05:38,700 [ LAUGHS ] 204 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:39,733 DEFINITELY. 205 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:41,433 THANK YOU. 206 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,500 SEE, RIGHT HERE. 207 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,867 THIS THING IS JUST WRONG -- 208 00:05:47,867 --> 00:05:48,900 WRONG! 209 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:49,933 WHAT'S WRONG, UNCLE CURTIS? 210 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,800 ALL THIS -- ME WEARING A TIE. 211 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,900 WE DONE WENT AND GOT THE 212 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,067 THANKSGIVING SETUP OUT. 213 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:55,133 WE GOT THE TABLE LOOKING LIKE 214 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:57,067 THE LAST SUPPER, FOR A 215 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,067 13-YEAR-OLD COMING TO DINNER. 216 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,100 SHE BETTER TURN THE WATER INTO 217 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,400 WINE. 218 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:04,167 COME ON, DON'T YOU REMEMBER 219 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:05,333 YOUR FIRST LOVE? 220 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,267 I SURE DO -- SHERRY. 221 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,967 I WILL NEVER FORGET HER. 222 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:11,133 WHOO! SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL 223 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:14,333 GOLDEN RETRIEVER YOU EVER SEEN. 224 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,100 I MEAN, LIKE, SHE HAD THIS 225 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:15,933 GORGEOUS HAIR -- JUST HAIR. 226 00:06:15,933 --> 00:06:17,233 CURTIS, PLEASE, PLEASE. 227 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:17,967 HER TAIL WAS JUST -- 228 00:06:17,967 --> 00:06:18,700 PLEASE. 229 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:19,567 I USED TO PLAY WITH HER TAIL. 230 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:20,367 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GOLDEN 231 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:20,867 RETRIEVER. 232 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:21,900 YEAH. CURTIS, I KNOW WHO 233 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:22,600 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 234 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,800 THAT'S SHERRY, YOUR SCRAWNY 235 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,733 LITTLE DATE FOR THE HIGH-SCHOOL 236 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:25,600 PROM. 237 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,300 YOU AIN'T KNOW SHERRY. 238 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,867 WAIT. HOW YOU KNOW THAT? 239 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:30,633 I'M A WOMAN. I KNOW THINGS. 240 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,300 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 241 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,100 MWAH! 242 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,667 DOES SHE HAVE TO BE HERE? 243 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:37,433 JAZMINE, STOP HARASSING 244 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:38,067 YOUR BROTHER. 245 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:38,800 GO IN THE KITCHEN AND HELP 246 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,867 AUNT ELLA. 247 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,567 AUNT ELLA, IS DINNER READY? 248 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:43,633 JUST RELAX, MALIK. 249 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,700 EVERYTHING WILL BE DONE. 250 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,733 MOM, DAD, PLEASE DON'T 251 00:06:47,733 --> 00:06:49,167 EMBARRASS ME. 252 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:49,967 I'VE GOT ENOUGH DEALING WITH 253 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:50,700 UNCLE CURTIS. 254 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:51,367 OOH, I CAN'T WAIT 255 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,067 TILL SHE COME. 256 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:52,900 I'M GONNA TEACH HER THE HAMBONE. 257 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,633 THE HAMBONE. 258 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:55,500 I JUST WANT COURTNEY TO HAVE 259 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,533 A NICE, REGULAR MEAL WITH A 260 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,500 NICE, REGULAR FAMILY. 261 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,433 WELL, THEN WHY'D YOU BRING 262 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:01,367 HER HERE? 263 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:02,733 BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING REGULAR 264 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:05,400 ABOUT THIS FAMILY. 265 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,200 AND GET TO KNOW COURTNEY 266 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,633 BEFORE YOU JUDGE HER. 267 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:09,067 WHY WOULD WE JUDGE COURTNEY? 268 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:10,867 SHE HAS HER OWN ISSUES SHE'S 269 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:11,767 DEALING WITH. 270 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:12,667 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 271 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:16,667 OH, THAT'S HER. THAT'S HER. 272 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,533 HEY, FAMILY. 273 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:20,733 MIRANDA? OH, HELL, NO! 274 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:21,667 HEY, HEY, HEY. 275 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:22,333 HOLD ON, POPS. 276 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,133 LET ME EXPLAIN. 277 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:24,433 EXPLAIN WHAT -- WHY YOU GOT A 278 00:07:24,433 --> 00:07:26,667 CRIMINAL IN MY HOUSE? 279 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:27,433 WHAT'S SHE HERE -- TO CASE 280 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:28,267 THE JOINT? 281 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:29,067 COME ON, TAKE IT EASY. 282 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:30,733 TAKE IT EASY, UNCLE CURTIS. 283 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:32,733 WE ARE MATURE, RATIONAL ADULTS, 284 00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:33,400 ALL RIGHT? 285 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,267 WE CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER 286 00:07:34,267 --> 00:07:35,300 WITHOUT YELLING. 287 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:35,967 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 288 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:36,900 OH, THAT'S HER. 289 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:37,833 THAT'S HER! 290 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,667 [ GASPS ] 291 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,067 COURTNEY, THIS IS EVERYONE. 292 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:43,967 EVERYONE, THIS IS COURTNEY. 293 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:45,633 OH, HELL, NO! 294 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:50,733 I GUESS YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM 295 00:07:50,733 --> 00:07:53,167 I WAS PREGNANT, DID YOU? 296 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,200 I WANTED THEM TO GET TO KNOW 297 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,300 YOU FIRST. 298 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,933 COURTNEY, YOU MUST ADMIT 299 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:59,067 THAT, WELL, YOUR CONDITION HAS 300 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,400 JUST REALLY CAUGHT US ALL 301 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,367 OFF GUARD. 302 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:03,067 WAY OFF GUARD. 303 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,400 SO I'M SURE EVERYONE IS 304 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,400 HUNGRY, SO LET'S JUST SIT DOWN 305 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,567 AND EAT. 306 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:11,433 EVERYONE, SIT DOWN AND EAT NOW, 307 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:15,433 RIGHT NOW. 308 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,600 MALIK, GET YOUR BUTT IN THAT 309 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,800 KITCHEN. 310 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,567 EXCUSE ME, UNCLE CURTIS. 311 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,100 WHEN HE GET THROUGH WITH YOU, 312 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:30,567 I'M GONNA DEAL WITH YOU. 313 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:33,167 [ HUMMING "TAPS" ] 314 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,067 DEAD MAN WALKING! 315 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:36,267 DEAD MAN WALKING! 316 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:37,267 OHH! I'M TWO MINUTES OFF THIS 317 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,767 BOY'S BEHIND! 318 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:40,600 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS BOY RIGHT 319 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,267 HERE. 320 00:08:41,267 --> 00:08:42,067 OKAY. OKAY. 321 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:42,833 SO, MALIK, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL 322 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,367 US THAT COURTNEY IS PREGNANT? 323 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:45,167 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET 324 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:45,767 ANGRY. 325 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:46,567 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT 326 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,433 WE WOULD GET ANGRY?! 327 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,200 OKAY, C.J., YOU LOOK A LITTLE 328 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,367 ANGRY. 329 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:53,433 THIS BOY IS 13 YEARS OLD -- 330 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,133 13! 331 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:54,967 BOY, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU 332 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:55,733 COULD RAISE A BABY, HUH? 333 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,600 NO, NO, DAD, CALM DOWN. 334 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,200 THAT IS NOT MY BABY. 335 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,200 WHAT? YOU -- 336 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,667 YOU -- YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER? 337 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:06,067 NO, I AM NOT THE FATHER. 338 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:06,700 HALLELUJAH. 339 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,067 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 340 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,800 COULD YOU JOIN US IN THE 341 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,800 LIVING ROOM, PLEASE? 342 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,433 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 343 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,233 AH, LET'S SEE. 344 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:18,167 SO YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN THERE 345 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,700 WITH CURTIS, A PREGNANT TEEN, 346 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,400 AND A WOMAN WHO STOLE ALL OF HIS 347 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,133 CREDIT CARDS -- I WOULD SAY 348 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,533 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 349 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:26,733 GET IN HERE! 350 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,400 WHEW! 351 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,100 ALL RIGHT? 352 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:29,767 YEAH. 353 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:31,767 COOL AND CALM. 354 00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:36,900 [ SIGHS ] 355 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,333 OKAY... 356 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,833 SINCE NOBODY WANTS TO TALK... 357 00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:49,333 I GOT A FEW QUESTIONS. 358 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,433 CURTIS. 359 00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:51,667 ELLA. 360 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:55,667 I'M COOL. I GOT THIS. 361 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,300 MIRANDA! 362 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,833 YES, SIR? 363 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:02,233 IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME. 364 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:03,300 THAT'S A MIGHTY PRETTY NECKLACE 365 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:03,967 YOU GOT ON. 366 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:04,800 WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 367 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,000 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 368 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,067 MY GRANDMOTHER ACTUALLY GAVE 369 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,067 THIS TO ME. 370 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,833 OH. 371 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,533 DOES SHE KNOW SHE GAVE IT 372 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:14,833 TO YOU? 373 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:15,767 COME ON, POPS. 374 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:16,833 I TOLD YOU SHE'S CHANGED. 375 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,600 SHE DOESN'T STEAL ANYMORE. 376 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,567 LAST THING SHE STOLE WAS MY 377 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:20,567 HEART. 378 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:22,633 OH! 379 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:23,633 WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK 380 00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:26,267 YOUR KIDNEYS. 381 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,233 THEY'RE GOING NEXT. 382 00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,700 ORGAN HARVESTING IS BIG BUSINESS 383 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:30,633 THESE DAYS. 384 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,867 CURTIS. CURTIS. 385 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,267 ELLA. 386 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,100 UNCLE CURTIS, I MEAN, THE 387 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,367 ONLY THING THAT REALLY MATTERS 388 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,000 IS THAT CALVIN'S HAPPY -- THAT'S 389 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,733 ALL. 390 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:39,800 YEAH. 391 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,033 EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. 392 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,300 WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD KNOW 393 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,833 ABOUT THAT, JANINE. 394 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,700 SO HOW DO YOU INTEND 395 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,467 TO CARE FOR YOUR CHILD, 396 00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:55,267 YOUNG LADY? 397 00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:56,767 WELL, MALIK SAID I COULD STAY 398 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:57,433 HERE. 399 00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:58,400 [ GASPS ] 400 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,900 ENH! 401 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,600 CURTIS! CURTIS, WAIT! 402 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,567 EVERYBODY, OUT. 403 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:03,233 BABY. 404 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:03,900 I WASN'T DONE! 405 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,133 GET OUT! YOU DONE! 406 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,967 [ "ROCK-A-BYE BABY" PLAYS ] 407 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,400 YOUR DADDY IS CRAZY. 408 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,067 I'M SO SORRY I STARTED SO MUCH 409 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:13,300 TROUBLE TODAY. 410 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,167 I THINK I'M THE ONE WHO 411 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,300 STARTED THE TROUBLE. 412 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,533 WELL, ACTUALLY, NEITHER OF 413 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:18,433 YOU WERE ANY TROUBLE. 414 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,567 MY UNCLE JUST GETS LIKE THAT 415 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,700 SOMETIMES, AND WE JUST HAVE TO 416 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,400 DEAL WITH IT. 417 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,700 TELL THE TRUTH, DAD. 418 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,067 UNCLE CURTIS IS ALWAYS LIKE 419 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,867 THAT. 420 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:27,700 DON'T YOU BE TALKING ABOUT 421 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:28,333 ME. 422 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,167 DON'T YOU BE TALKING ABOUT ME. 423 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,067 DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME! 424 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,400 DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME! 425 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,200 WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE AT MY HOUSE? 426 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,233 I TOLD EVERYBODY TO LEAVE! 427 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,267 YOU GOT MY FRONT PORCH LOOKING 428 00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,200 LIKE THE GREENROOM AT 429 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,167 "THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW." 430 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,233 COME ON, UNCLE CURTIS, DON'T 431 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,433 EMBARRASS ME. 432 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,267 DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT 433 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,667 EMBARRASSING YOU? 434 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:47,867 DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT 435 00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:49,867 EMBARRASSING YOU? 436 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:50,700 POPS, YOU CAN JUDGE ALL YOU 437 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,400 WANT, BUT MIRANDA AND I ARE 438 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,833 GONNA BE TOGETHER -- YOU'RE JUST 439 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:54,900 GONNA HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. 440 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,633 I AIN'T GOT TO ACCEPT 441 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:56,700 NOTHING. 442 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,900 YOU HEARD ME? 443 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,467 I AIN'T GOT TO ACCEPT NOTHING. 444 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:01,800 HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT TO 445 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,600 ACCEPT AT MY HOUSE? 446 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,167 YOU ON MY PORCH. 447 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,067 WHAT I GOT TO ACCEPT? 448 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:12,600 WHERE'S MY TABLE? 449 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,567 WHERE'S THE TABLE? 450 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,433 WHERE'S THE TABLE... 451 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:16,100 I DON'T KNOW. 452 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:16,900 ...THAT WAS SITTING RIGHT 453 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,200 WHERE YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NOW? 454 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,633 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS? 455 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,933 CHECK HER PURSE. 456 00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:23,600 LOOK IN IT. 457 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,467 POPS, YOU ALREADY CHECKED HER 458 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:24,933 PURSE. 459 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,133 THAT WAS INSIDE! 460 00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:27,200 A TABLE IN HER PURSE, POP? 461 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,467 YEAH! 462 00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,167 YOU DON'T THINK IT COULD HAPPEN? 463 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,567 BABY, SHOW HIM YOUR PURSE. 464 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,833 NO TABLE. 465 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:37,667 YOU DON'T HAVE A ZIPPER ON 466 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,700 IT? 467 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,933 GET OFF MY PORCH! 468 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:43,733 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BABY, 469 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:44,433 LET'S GO. 470 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,167 I'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER. 471 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:47,167 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 472 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,233 I CANNOT BELIEVE HE STILL HAS 473 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,133 US OUT HERE. 474 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,167 UNCLE CURTIS IS OUT OF HIS 475 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:50,833 MIND. 476 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,267 I'M ABOUT TO GO BACK IN. 477 00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:53,933 HI, MOM. 478 00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:56,533 HEY, SWEETIE. 479 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:58,400 EVERYONE, THIS IS MY MOTHER, 480 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,367 ROLANDA. 481 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,667 HELLO. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 482 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:02,633 YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER. 483 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:03,533 THANK YOU. 484 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,133 AND THANKS FOR HAVING HER OVER 485 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:07,333 FOR DINNER. 486 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,067 NO PROBLEM. 487 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:10,167 WE -- WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. 488 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,233 NO PROBLEM? 489 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:14,333 WERE WE AT THE SAME DINNER? 490 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,267 UM... 491 00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:18,067 LISTEN, ROLANDA, I DON'T MEAN TO 492 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:21,667 PRY, BUT IS THE BABY'S FATHER 493 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,567 STILL AROUND, OR... 494 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:26,500 NO. COURTNEY WAS ATTACKED 495 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,433 COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL ONE DAY, 496 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,167 AND THE GUY WAS NEVER CAUGHT. 497 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:31,300 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 498 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,767 WE'RE DEALING WITH IT. 499 00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,500 RIGHT, SWEETIE? 500 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,433 WE TAKE THINGS ONE DAY AT A 501 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,300 TIME. 502 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,500 WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING 503 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,700 THAT WE CAN DO, PLEASE DON'T 504 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:41,800 HESITATE TO ASK. 505 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,333 THANK YOU. 506 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,467 WE BETTER BE GOING. 507 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:45,700 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 508 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,633 WONDERFUL MEETING YOU. 509 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:47,567 YOU, TOO. 510 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:48,800 YEAH, AND THANKS AGAIN FOR 511 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,867 DINNER. 512 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:50,533 YOU'RE WELCOME. 513 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,200 TAKE CARE. 514 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,200 BYE. 515 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,200 [ SIGHS ] 516 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:56,967 WOW. 517 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:57,700 YEAH. 518 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:58,567 WHAT HAPPENED TO COURTNEY IS 519 00:13:58,567 --> 00:13:59,900 PRETTY AWFUL. 520 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:03,300 YEAH, AND, SON, I'M PROUD OF 521 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,067 YOU, SON, THE WAY YOU STEPPED UP 522 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:07,967 AND HELPED OUT LIKE THAT. 523 00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,667 BUT... 524 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:12,400 BUT WHAT? 525 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,167 IT WASN'T JUST SOME GUY. 526 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:15,933 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 527 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,833 WHO WAS IT, THEN? 528 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,067 I CAN'T TELL YOU. 529 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,100 I PROMISED COURTNEY THAT I 530 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,467 WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY. 531 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,067 WELL, WHAT'S MORE 532 00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:24,800 IMPORTANT -- KEEPING YOUR 533 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,367 PROMISE TO COURTNEY OR 534 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,200 HER WELFARE? 535 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,267 [ SIGHS ] 536 00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:31,933 THE -- THE -- 537 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:32,933 COME ON. 538 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:34,533 THE GUY WHO DID IT WAS HER 539 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,333 STEPFATHER. 540 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,700 HER S-- WHAT? 541 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,500 DOES HER -- DOES HER MOTHER 542 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,067 KNOW? 543 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,467 NO, NO. 544 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,533 THAT'S WHY SHE MADE UP THE LIE 545 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,567 SAYING SHE GOT ATTACKED AFTER 546 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:44,567 SCHOOL. 547 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:45,400 SHE DOESN'T WANT HER MOTHER TO 548 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,267 KNOW. 549 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:48,433 WELL, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING 550 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:54,500 BY TELLING US. 551 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,267 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 552 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:55,833 COME ON, POPS. 553 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,200 WE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 554 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,200 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 555 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,667 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 556 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,833 THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 557 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:05,900 IF YOU DON'T LISTEN, I'M 558 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,500 NEVER COMING OVER HERE AGAIN. 559 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,433 YOU GOT TO THREATEN ME WITH 560 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:09,967 SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO 561 00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:11,867 HAPPEN. 562 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:14,333 MR. PAYNE, I JUST WANT TO SAY 563 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,867 THAT I AM SO SORRY FOR 564 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,567 EVERYTHING THAT I DID AND 565 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:18,733 EVERYTHING THAT I PUT YOU AND 566 00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,667 CALVIN THROUGH AND JUST TO LET 567 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,133 YOU KNOW THAT I REALLY DO CARE 568 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:22,967 FOR HIM. 569 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,700 HA! YOU HEAR THAT, POPS? 570 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,900 SHE CARES FOR ME. 571 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,200 YOU HEARD? 572 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,800 AND I GAVE CALVIN BACK ALL 573 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,967 THE MONEY THAT I STOLE. 574 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,733 WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON. 575 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:33,633 YOU DID WHAT? 576 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,733 HUH? 577 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,067 YOU GAVE HIM BACK THE MONEY? 578 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:37,867 YOU MEAN YOU GAVE HIM BACK 579 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,633 MY MONEY? 580 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,400 CALVIN, WHERE'S MY MONEY? 581 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,900 HUH? 582 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,100 "HUH?" MEANS YOU CAN HEAR. 583 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,467 WHERE'S MY MONEY? 584 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:46,200 HUH? 585 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,333 MR. PAYNE, I HAVE A 586 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,067 LEGITIMATE JOB NOW, AND I HAVE 587 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,367 COMPLETELY TURNED MY LIFE 588 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,267 AROUND. 589 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,267 TURNED IT AROUND THE WHOLE 590 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:55,233 120. 591 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:58,067 AND, UM... 592 00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:01,933 LISTEN, I JUST REALLY... 593 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,233 I CAN'T MOVE FORWARD WITH CALVIN 594 00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,067 UNTIL I KNOW THAT WE'RE 595 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:07,167 ON GOOD TERMS. 596 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,600 COME ON, POPS. 597 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,400 AND IF I'M MAKING A MISTAKE, 598 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,867 I'LL DEAL WITH IT LIKE A MAN. 599 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,067 SEEMS LIKE YOU MADE YOUR 600 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:21,567 MIND UP. 601 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,667 I HAVE. 602 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,900 YOU -- YOU REALLY WANT TO BE 603 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,133 WITH MR. 120? 604 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,667 WHAT? 605 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,467 ALL RIGHT. 606 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,567 I'LL... 607 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,067 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 608 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,433 YEAH, I GUESS I'LL... 609 00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:40,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 610 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,300 SHUT UP. 611 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,733 [ COUGHS ] 612 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,133 I FORGIVE YOU. 613 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,733 OH, THANK YOU, MR. PAYNE! 614 00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:49,300 OH! HOLD ON. 615 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,133 DON'T COME UP ON ME LIKE THAT, 616 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,500 'CAUSE...YOU QUICK WITTED. 617 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,900 I'M GONNA PUT THIS FOR 618 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,400 SAFEKEEPING. 619 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,600 GET A GOOD GRIP. 620 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,800 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 621 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,600 YOU GONNA MUSH ME AGAIN? 622 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,433 NO, NOT IF YOU DON'T REACH 623 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:03,333 FOR NOTHING. 624 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,233 SLOW. 625 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,067 SLOW. 626 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,233 WHAT YOU DOING? WHAT YOU DOING? 627 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:10,467 WHAT WAS THAT? 628 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,833 IS EVERYTHING THERE? 629 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,533 DID I LOSE SOMETHING? 630 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,433 YOU GOOD. 631 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,233 YOU GOOD. 632 00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:17,233 YOU A CUTE LITTLE THIEF, 633 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,967 THOUGH. 634 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:23,767 MOM, DAD. 635 00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,567 OH, HEY, HEY. 636 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:26,700 OH, HELLO. 637 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,733 HOW YOU DOING, ROLANDA, 638 00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:28,467 COURTNEY? 639 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:29,333 HEY, I'M SORRY FOR STOPPING 640 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,133 BY UNANNOUNCED, BUT I WANTED TO 641 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,500 THANK YOU IN PERSON FOR ALL YOUR 642 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,433 HELP. 643 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:34,633 OH, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 644 00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:37,267 PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. 645 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:38,200 HELLO, COURTNEY. 646 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,667 HI. 647 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,700 SO, HOW HAVE THE TWO OF YOU 648 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,367 BEEN DOING? 649 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,900 WELL, SINCE YOU TOLD MY MOM 650 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,600 ABOUT MY STEPFATHER, 651 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,567 SHE HAD HIM ARRESTED. 652 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,567 THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS. 653 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,100 YEAH, THAT'S GOT TO FEEL 654 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,133 GREAT FOR BOTH OF YOU HAVING HIM 655 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,967 OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE THAT. 656 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,833 IT DOES, BUT THEN I DON'T 657 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,433 KNOW HOW I'LL FORGIVE MYSELF FOR 658 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:01,733 ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN RIGHT 659 00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,267 UNDER MY NOSE. 660 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,633 UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE NOT 661 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:05,467 ALONE. 662 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,267 I MEAN, THIS TYPE OF THING 663 00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,967 HAPPENS A LOT MORE THAN WE WOULD 664 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,833 LIKE TO BELIEVE, BUT JUST TRY 665 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:14,133 NOT TO BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT, 666 00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,433 OKAY? 667 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,067 WE'LL TRY. 668 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,633 AND WE'RE -- WE'RE VERY PROUD 669 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,567 OF MALIK FOR STEPPING UP AND 670 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,833 SAYING SOMETHING. 671 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:22,633 YES, WE ARE. 672 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:23,833 AND I'M VERY GRATEFUL 673 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,100 THAT HE DID. 674 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,300 ME TOO. 675 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,900 AT FIRST I WAS ANGRY, 'CAUSE HE 676 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,833 PROMISED HE WOULDN'T TELL, BUT 677 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,700 NOW I'M HAPPY. 678 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,767 I ALSO TOLD COURTNEY WHEN HER 679 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,767 BABY COMES, I WILL BE THE 680 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,433 HONORARY FATHER, YOU KNOW. 681 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,933 I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER, TAKE CARE 682 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,267 OF THE BABY. 683 00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,633 I MEAN, IT'LL BE GOOD PRACTICE. 684 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,067 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF I BECOME 685 00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,267 A FATHER? 686 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:49,100 VOLUNTEER? 687 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,767 HONORARY FATHER? 688 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:53,967 WELL, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ANY 689 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,600 PRACTICE, MY SON, BECAUSE YOU 690 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,867 WON'T BE HAVING ANY CHILDREN FOR 691 00:18:56,867 --> 00:19:00,067 AT LEAST 40 YEARS. 692 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,667 BUT, DAD, I'LL BE 53 THEN. 693 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,067 AND THAT'S -- THAT'S A REAL 694 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,800 GOOD AGE FOR YOU. 41401

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