Original subtitles

NO! NO!

JAZMINE, STOP, I DON'T--

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

NO!

COME ON, MA.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER HEAD.

YOU CAN'T FIX THAT BIRD'S NEST.

STOP HATING.

NO!

MALIK. STOP, JAZMINE.

WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.

WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A RUSH

TO GET TO SCHOOL?

'CAUSE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.

MWAH, MWAH, MWAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

SHUT UP.

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

MALIK, YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND?

NO.

WELL, THEN, WHO WERE YOU

TALKING TO LAST NIGHT IN THAT

"DEEP, COOL, WANNABE" VOICE?

[ Deep voice ] "HEY, THIS IS

MALIK.

HOW YOU DOING, BABY?"

[ LAUGHS ]

WHATEVER.

DAD, IF I DID HAVE A FRIEND THAT

WAS A GIRL, COULD SHE COME OVER

FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

ASK AUNT ELLA AND UNCLE CURTIS.

AUNTIE ELLA AND UNCLE CURTIS,

CAN SHE COME OVER?

YEAH, WE DON'T CARE, LONG AS

SHE BRING HER OWN FOOD.

MALIK, DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR

UNCLE.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS MORE THAN

WELCOME TO COME OVER

TO DINNER TONIGHT.

SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

OKAY.

OH, AUNTIE ELLA, WHAT ARE YOU

MAKING FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

WHATEVER I PUT ON THE TABLE

TONIGHT.

OKAY, SO, MALIK, DO WE NEED

TO GO PICK THIS YOUNG LADY UP,

OR HOW IS SHE --

NO, HER MOM'S GONNA

DROP HER OFF.

OKAY.

AND THEN MALIK'S GONNA SCARE

HER OFF.

[ LAUGHS ]

COULD EVERYBODY PLEASE

DRESS UP TONIGHT?

CAN WE USE THE GOOD PLATES?

HEY, YOU HEAR THAT, BABY?

WE'RE GONNA USE THE PLASTIC

TONIGHT!

PLASTIC PLATES FOR EVERYBODY!

NO PAPER PLATES TONIGHT.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

OKAY, WHAT'S UP?

WELL, I BUMPED INTO AN OLD

FRIEND THE OTHER DAY.

OOH, YEAH?

WHO? WHO? WHO?

MIRANDA.

HMPH.

THE SAME MIRANDA THAT STOLE ALL

OF YOUR CREDIT CARDS AND TOOK

CASH ADVANCES FROM YOUR CREDIT

CARDS AND BROKE YOUR HEART AND

THEN JUST DISAPPEARED --

THAT MIRANDA?

YEP. THAT'S MY GIRL.

WELL, CALVIN, DID THE LITTLE

HUSTLER GIVE YOU YOUR

MONEY BACK?

WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

SHE DID.

SHE'S CHANGED, MA.

SHE FOUND GOD.

OH, PLEASE.

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

NO, REALLY.

NOW SHE'S HUSTLING FOR THE LORD.

IT SOUNDS TO ME

LIKE YOU ARE CONSIDERING

GETTING BACK WITH HER.

I AM.

NO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE

SMARTER THAN THAT.

YOU -- THE WOMAN STOLE FROM YOU.

UNH!

YEAH, BUT, MOM, EVERYBODY

DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE.

LOOK AT -- LOOK AT JANINE.

JANINE? JANINE IS DIFFERENT.

SHE MARRIED INTO THIS FAMILY.

WELL, SUPPOSE I DECIDE TO

MARRY MIRANDA.

GOOD. THEN I KNOW THE PERFECT

GIFT TO BUY FOR YOU.

WHAT?

COMMON SENSE.

HEY, MA.

HERE'S MIRANDA.

YOU CAN SEE HOW -- HOW MUCH

SHE'S CHANGED.

HELLO, MISS ELLA.

OKAY, MIRANDA, I HAVE TO BE

HONEST.

I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS

RELATIONSHIP.

WHAT YOU DID WAS LOWDOWN,

DECEITFUL AND NOT TO MENTION

AGAINST THE LAW.

MISS ELLA, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY

RIGHT, AND I-I FEEL ABSOLUTELY

TERRIBLE.

[ SIGHS ]

BUT I HAVE CHANGED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED?

AND DID YOU CHANGE BEFORE OR

AFTER YOU GOT BUSTED?

I DIDN'T GET BUSTED,

MISS ELLA.

I CHANGED ON MY OWN.

SEE? SHE'S CHANGED.

THAT'S MY BABY.

LOOK, CALVIN.

OH.

I GOT THIS, OKAY?

HANDLE IT.

MISS ELLA, BEFORE CALVIN, ALL

I CARED ABOUT WAS MONEY AND

MATERIAL THINGS.

ALL I WAS WORRIED ABOUT WAS

GETTING MINE.

HOW DEEP WERE YOU INTO THIS

LIFESTYLE, DEAR?

I WROTE BAD CHECKS, I

EMBEZZLED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS,

AND I EVEN SOLD KNOCKOFF

HANDBAGS.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

SO DID I.

MAMA, WE TWO PEAS IN A POD.

CALVIN, PLEASE.

BUT, LISTEN,

I PAID IT ALL BACK.

OKAY, SO WHAT MADE YOU STOP?

CALVIN. I FELT SO HORRIBLE

DOING THAT TO HIM.

I FELT SO GUILTY AFTERWARDS.

YOU KNOW...

[ CHUCKLES ]

BABY, I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON

WOMEN.

BESIDES, HE WAS A VERY EASY

MARK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HE GAVE ME HIS PIN NUMBER AND

EVERYTHING.

I GUESS IT JUST -- IT MADE IT

TOO EASY.

MISS ELLA, SPEAKING FROM MY

HEART, I'M TELLING YOU, I'VE

BEEN TO CHURCH.

I HAVE PRAYED ABOUT THIS.

I HAVE ASKED GOD FOR

FORGIVENESS, AND I REALLY HOPE

YOU CAN FORGIVE ME, TOO.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING.

YES, MA'AM.

WHO BAPTIZED JESUS?

JOHN THE BAPTIST.

MM!

WHO SOLD JESUS FOR 30 PIECES

OF SILVER?

JUDAS.

OKAY, WHO SAID, "JUDGE NOT,

LEST YE BE JUDGED."

2PAC. "MAKAVELI -- THE DON."

UNH!

[ CHUCKLES ]

BABY.

HE DID.

HE GOT IT FROM JESUS.

THAT'S OKAY.

MY LAST QUESTION.

YES, MA'AM.

CAN YOU TAKE CALVIN WITH YOU

THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO CHURCH?

[ LAUGHS ]

DEFINITELY.

THANK YOU.

SEE, RIGHT HERE.

THIS THING IS JUST WRONG --

WRONG!

WHAT'S WRONG, UNCLE CURTIS?

ALL THIS -- ME WEARING A TIE.

WE DONE WENT AND GOT THE

THANKSGIVING SETUP OUT.

WE GOT THE TABLE LOOKING LIKE

THE LAST SUPPER, FOR A

13-YEAR-OLD COMING TO DINNER.

SHE BETTER TURN THE WATER INTO

WINE.

COME ON, DON'T YOU REMEMBER

YOUR FIRST LOVE?

I SURE DO -- SHERRY.

I WILL NEVER FORGET HER.

WHOO! SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

GOLDEN RETRIEVER YOU EVER SEEN.

I MEAN, LIKE, SHE HAD THIS

GORGEOUS HAIR -- JUST HAIR.

CURTIS, PLEASE, PLEASE.

HER TAIL WAS JUST --

PLEASE.

I USED TO PLAY WITH HER TAIL.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GOLDEN

RETRIEVER.

YEAH. CURTIS, I KNOW WHO

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

THAT'S SHERRY, YOUR SCRAWNY

LITTLE DATE FOR THE HIGH-SCHOOL

PROM.

YOU AIN'T KNOW SHERRY.

WAIT. HOW YOU KNOW THAT?

I'M A WOMAN. I KNOW THINGS.

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

MWAH!

DOES SHE HAVE TO BE HERE?

JAZMINE, STOP HARASSING

YOUR BROTHER.

GO IN THE KITCHEN AND HELP

AUNT ELLA.

AUNT ELLA, IS DINNER READY?

JUST RELAX, MALIK.

EVERYTHING WILL BE DONE.

MOM, DAD, PLEASE DON'T

EMBARRASS ME.

I'VE GOT ENOUGH DEALING WITH

UNCLE CURTIS.

OOH, I CAN'T WAIT

TILL SHE COME.

I'M GONNA TEACH HER THE HAMBONE.

THE HAMBONE.

I JUST WANT COURTNEY TO HAVE

A NICE, REGULAR MEAL WITH A

NICE, REGULAR FAMILY.

WELL, THEN WHY'D YOU BRING

HER HERE?

BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING REGULAR

ABOUT THIS FAMILY.

AND GET TO KNOW COURTNEY

BEFORE YOU JUDGE HER.

WHY WOULD WE JUDGE COURTNEY?

SHE HAS HER OWN ISSUES SHE'S

DEALING WITH.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

OH, THAT'S HER. THAT'S HER.

HEY, FAMILY.

MIRANDA? OH, HELL, NO!

HEY, HEY, HEY.

HOLD ON, POPS.

LET ME EXPLAIN.

EXPLAIN WHAT -- WHY YOU GOT A

CRIMINAL IN MY HOUSE?

WHAT'S SHE HERE -- TO CASE

THE JOINT?

COME ON, TAKE IT EASY.

TAKE IT EASY, UNCLE CURTIS.

WE ARE MATURE, RATIONAL ADULTS,

ALL RIGHT?

WE CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER

WITHOUT YELLING.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

OH, THAT'S HER.

THAT'S HER!

[ GASPS ]

COURTNEY, THIS IS EVERYONE.

EVERYONE, THIS IS COURTNEY.

OH, HELL, NO!

I GUESS YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM

I WAS PREGNANT, DID YOU?

I WANTED THEM TO GET TO KNOW

YOU FIRST.

COURTNEY, YOU MUST ADMIT

THAT, WELL, YOUR CONDITION HAS

JUST REALLY CAUGHT US ALL

OFF GUARD.

WAY OFF GUARD.

SO I'M SURE EVERYONE IS

HUNGRY, SO LET'S JUST SIT DOWN

AND EAT.

EVERYONE, SIT DOWN AND EAT NOW,

RIGHT NOW.

MALIK, GET YOUR BUTT IN THAT

KITCHEN.

EXCUSE ME, UNCLE CURTIS.

WHEN HE GET THROUGH WITH YOU,

I'M GONNA DEAL WITH YOU.

[ HUMMING "TAPS" ]

DEAD MAN WALKING!

DEAD MAN WALKING!

OHH! I'M TWO MINUTES OFF THIS

BOY'S BEHIND!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS BOY RIGHT

HERE.

OKAY. OKAY.

SO, MALIK, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL

US THAT COURTNEY IS PREGNANT?

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET

ANGRY.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT

WE WOULD GET ANGRY?!

OKAY, C.J., YOU LOOK A LITTLE

ANGRY.

THIS BOY IS 13 YEARS OLD --

13!

BOY, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU

COULD RAISE A BABY, HUH?

NO, NO, DAD, CALM DOWN.

THAT IS NOT MY BABY.

WHAT? YOU --

YOU -- YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER?

NO, I AM NOT THE FATHER.

HALLELUJAH.

OH, THANK GOODNESS.

COULD YOU JOIN US IN THE

LIVING ROOM, PLEASE?

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

AH, LET'S SEE.

SO YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN THERE

WITH CURTIS, A PREGNANT TEEN,

AND A WOMAN WHO STOLE ALL OF HIS

CREDIT CARDS -- I WOULD SAY

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

GET IN HERE!

WHEW!

ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

COOL AND CALM.

[ SIGHS ]

OKAY...

SINCE NOBODY WANTS TO TALK...

I GOT A FEW QUESTIONS.

CURTIS.

ELLA.

I'M COOL. I GOT THIS.

MIRANDA!

YES, SIR?

IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME.

THAT'S A MIGHTY PRETTY NECKLACE

YOU GOT ON.

WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

MY GRANDMOTHER ACTUALLY GAVE

THIS TO ME.

OH.

DOES SHE KNOW SHE GAVE IT

TO YOU?

COME ON, POPS.

I TOLD YOU SHE'S CHANGED.

SHE DOESN'T STEAL ANYMORE.

LAST THING SHE STOLE WAS MY

HEART.

OH!

WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK

YOUR KIDNEYS.

THEY'RE GOING NEXT.

ORGAN HARVESTING IS BIG BUSINESS

THESE DAYS.

CURTIS. CURTIS.

ELLA.

UNCLE CURTIS, I MEAN, THE

ONLY THING THAT REALLY MATTERS

IS THAT CALVIN'S HAPPY -- THAT'S

ALL.

YEAH.

EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES.

WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD KNOW

ABOUT THAT, JANINE.

SO HOW DO YOU INTEND

TO CARE FOR YOUR CHILD,

YOUNG LADY?

WELL, MALIK SAID I COULD STAY

HERE.

[ GASPS ]

ENH!

CURTIS! CURTIS, WAIT!

EVERYBODY, OUT.

BABY.

I WASN'T DONE!

GET OUT! YOU DONE!

[ "ROCK-A-BYE BABY" PLAYS ]

YOUR DADDY IS CRAZY.

I'M SO SORRY I STARTED SO MUCH

TROUBLE TODAY.

I THINK I'M THE ONE WHO

STARTED THE TROUBLE.

WELL, ACTUALLY, NEITHER OF

YOU WERE ANY TROUBLE.

MY UNCLE JUST GETS LIKE THAT

SOMETIMES, AND WE JUST HAVE TO

DEAL WITH IT.

TELL THE TRUTH, DAD.

UNCLE CURTIS IS ALWAYS LIKE

THAT.

DON'T YOU BE TALKING ABOUT

ME.

DON'T YOU BE TALKING ABOUT ME.

DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME!

DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME!

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE AT MY HOUSE?

I TOLD EVERYBODY TO LEAVE!

YOU GOT MY FRONT PORCH LOOKING

LIKE THE GREENROOM AT

"THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW."

COME ON, UNCLE CURTIS, DON'T

EMBARRASS ME.

DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT

EMBARRASSING YOU?

DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT

EMBARRASSING YOU?

POPS, YOU CAN JUDGE ALL YOU

WANT, BUT MIRANDA AND I ARE

GONNA BE TOGETHER -- YOU'RE JUST

GONNA HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.

I AIN'T GOT TO ACCEPT

NOTHING.

YOU HEARD ME?

I AIN'T GOT TO ACCEPT NOTHING.

HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT TO

ACCEPT AT MY HOUSE?

YOU ON MY PORCH.

WHAT I GOT TO ACCEPT?

WHERE'S MY TABLE?

WHERE'S THE TABLE?

WHERE'S THE TABLE...

I DON'T KNOW.

...THAT WAS SITTING RIGHT

WHERE YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NOW?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS?

CHECK HER PURSE.

LOOK IN IT.

POPS, YOU ALREADY CHECKED HER

PURSE.

THAT WAS INSIDE!

A TABLE IN HER PURSE, POP?

YEAH!

YOU DON'T THINK IT COULD HAPPEN?

BABY, SHOW HIM YOUR PURSE.

NO TABLE.

YOU DON'T HAVE A ZIPPER ON

IT?

GET OFF MY PORCH!

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BABY,

LET'S GO.

I'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

I CANNOT BELIEVE HE STILL HAS

US OUT HERE.

UNCLE CURTIS IS OUT OF HIS

MIND.

I'M ABOUT TO GO BACK IN.

HI, MOM.

HEY, SWEETIE.

EVERYONE, THIS IS MY MOTHER,

ROLANDA.

HELLO. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER.

THANK YOU.

AND THANKS FOR HAVING HER OVER

FOR DINNER.

NO PROBLEM.

WE -- WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.

NO PROBLEM?

WERE WE AT THE SAME DINNER?

UM...

LISTEN, ROLANDA, I DON'T MEAN TO

PRY, BUT IS THE BABY'S FATHER

STILL AROUND, OR...

NO. COURTNEY WAS ATTACKED

COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL ONE DAY,

AND THE GUY WAS NEVER CAUGHT.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

WE'RE DEALING WITH IT.

RIGHT, SWEETIE?

WE TAKE THINGS ONE DAY AT A

TIME.

WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING

THAT WE CAN DO, PLEASE DON'T

HESITATE TO ASK.

THANK YOU.

WE BETTER BE GOING.

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

WONDERFUL MEETING YOU.

YOU, TOO.

YEAH, AND THANKS AGAIN FOR

DINNER.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

TAKE CARE.

BYE.

[ SIGHS ]

WOW.

YEAH.

WHAT HAPPENED TO COURTNEY IS

PRETTY AWFUL.

YEAH, AND, SON, I'M PROUD OF

YOU, SON, THE WAY YOU STEPPED UP

AND HELPED OUT LIKE THAT.

BUT...

BUT WHAT?

IT WASN'T JUST SOME GUY.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

WHO WAS IT, THEN?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

I PROMISED COURTNEY THAT I

WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY.

WELL, WHAT'S MORE

IMPORTANT -- KEEPING YOUR

PROMISE TO COURTNEY OR

HER WELFARE?

[ SIGHS ]

THE -- THE --

COME ON.

THE GUY WHO DID IT WAS HER

STEPFATHER.

HER S-- WHAT?

DOES HER -- DOES HER MOTHER

KNOW?

NO, NO.

THAT'S WHY SHE MADE UP THE LIE

SAYING SHE GOT ATTACKED AFTER

SCHOOL.

SHE DOESN'T WANT HER MOTHER TO

KNOW.

WELL, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

BY TELLING US.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

COME ON, POPS.

WE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

IF YOU DON'T LISTEN, I'M

NEVER COMING OVER HERE AGAIN.

YOU GOT TO THREATEN ME WITH

SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO

HAPPEN.

MR. PAYNE, I JUST WANT TO SAY

THAT I AM SO SORRY FOR

EVERYTHING THAT I DID AND

EVERYTHING THAT I PUT YOU AND

CALVIN THROUGH AND JUST TO LET

YOU KNOW THAT I REALLY DO CARE

FOR HIM.

HA! YOU HEAR THAT, POPS?

SHE CARES FOR ME.

YOU HEARD?

AND I GAVE CALVIN BACK ALL

THE MONEY THAT I STOLE.

WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON.

YOU DID WHAT?

HUH?

YOU GAVE HIM BACK THE MONEY?

YOU MEAN YOU GAVE HIM BACK

MY MONEY?

CALVIN, WHERE'S MY MONEY?

HUH?

"HUH?" MEANS YOU CAN HEAR.

WHERE'S MY MONEY?

HUH?

MR. PAYNE, I HAVE A

LEGITIMATE JOB NOW, AND I HAVE

COMPLETELY TURNED MY LIFE

AROUND.

TURNED IT AROUND THE WHOLE

120.

AND, UM...

LISTEN, I JUST REALLY...

I CAN'T MOVE FORWARD WITH CALVIN

UNTIL I KNOW THAT WE'RE

ON GOOD TERMS.

COME ON, POPS.

AND IF I'M MAKING A MISTAKE,

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LIKE A MAN.

SEEMS LIKE YOU MADE YOUR

MIND UP.

I HAVE.

YOU -- YOU REALLY WANT TO BE

WITH MR. 120?

WHAT?

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YEAH, I GUESS I'LL...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SHUT UP.

[ COUGHS ]

I FORGIVE YOU.

OH, THANK YOU, MR. PAYNE!

OH! HOLD ON.

DON'T COME UP ON ME LIKE THAT,

'CAUSE...YOU QUICK WITTED.

I'M GONNA PUT THIS FOR

SAFEKEEPING.

GET A GOOD GRIP.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

YOU GONNA MUSH ME AGAIN?

NO, NOT IF YOU DON'T REACH

FOR NOTHING.

SLOW.

SLOW.

WHAT YOU DOING? WHAT YOU DOING?

WHAT WAS THAT?

IS EVERYTHING THERE?

DID I LOSE SOMETHING?

YOU GOOD.

YOU GOOD.

YOU A CUTE LITTLE THIEF,

THOUGH.

MOM, DAD.

OH, HEY, HEY.

OH, HELLO.

HOW YOU DOING, ROLANDA,

COURTNEY?

HEY, I'M SORRY FOR STOPPING

BY UNANNOUNCED, BUT I WANTED TO

THANK YOU IN PERSON FOR ALL YOUR

HELP.

OH, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.

HELLO, COURTNEY.

HI.

SO, HOW HAVE THE TWO OF YOU

BEEN DOING?

WELL, SINCE YOU TOLD MY MOM

ABOUT MY STEPFATHER,

SHE HAD HIM ARRESTED.

THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS.

YEAH, THAT'S GOT TO FEEL

GREAT FOR BOTH OF YOU HAVING HIM

OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE THAT.

IT DOES, BUT THEN I DON'T

KNOW HOW I'LL FORGIVE MYSELF FOR

ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN RIGHT

UNDER MY NOSE.

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE NOT

ALONE.

I MEAN, THIS TYPE OF THING

HAPPENS A LOT MORE THAN WE WOULD

LIKE TO BELIEVE, BUT JUST TRY

NOT TO BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT,

OKAY?

WE'LL TRY.

AND WE'RE -- WE'RE VERY PROUD

OF MALIK FOR STEPPING UP AND

SAYING SOMETHING.

YES, WE ARE.

AND I'M VERY GRATEFUL

THAT HE DID.

ME TOO.

AT FIRST I WAS ANGRY, 'CAUSE HE

PROMISED HE WOULDN'T TELL, BUT

NOW I'M HAPPY.

I ALSO TOLD COURTNEY WHEN HER

BABY COMES, I WILL BE THE

HONORARY FATHER, YOU KNOW.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER, TAKE CARE

OF THE BABY.

I MEAN, IT'LL BE GOOD PRACTICE.

YOU KNOW, WHAT IF I BECOME

A FATHER?

VOLUNTEER?

HONORARY FATHER?

WELL, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ANY

PRACTICE, MY SON, BECAUSE YOU

WON'T BE HAVING ANY CHILDREN FOR

AT LEAST 40 YEARS.

BUT, DAD, I'LL BE 53 THEN.

AND THAT'S -- THAT'S A REAL

GOOD AGE FOR YOU.