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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,367 PREVIOUSLY ON "HOUSE OF 2 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:04,400 PAYNE"... 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,367 I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT. 4 00:00:05,367 --> 00:00:06,033 YEAH. 5 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:07,200 I MEAN, WE KNOW THERE'S NOTHING 6 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:07,867 GOING ON. 7 00:00:07,867 --> 00:00:08,533 RIGHT. 8 00:00:08,533 --> 00:00:09,333 YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 9 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:10,700 YES, MOMMY AND DADDY ARE 10 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:11,600 GOING ON A DATE. 11 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:12,267 [ LAUGHS ] 12 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:13,633 IT'S NOT A DATE. 13 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:15,067 WE WENT SHOPPING TOGETHER. 14 00:00:15,067 --> 00:00:16,200 THAT DOES NOT MEAN WE'RE A 15 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:16,867 COUPLE. 16 00:00:16,867 --> 00:00:18,233 HE'S THE BABY DADDY, I'M THE 17 00:00:18,233 --> 00:00:18,900 BABY MAMA. 18 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,567 THAT'S IT. 19 00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:20,233 OH, MAN! 20 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:21,333 I FORGOT MY CLOTHES AT THE 21 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,000 CLEANERS. 22 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,500 NO, I PICKED THEM UP ALREADY. 23 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:24,800 THEY'RE LAYING ON YOUR BED. 24 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,067 OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 25 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,333 WHICH TIE DO YOU THINK I SHOULD 26 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,500 WEAR -- THE BLACK TIE OR THE 27 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,233 BLUE TIE WITH THAT SUIT? 28 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:29,933 BLUE. 29 00:00:29,933 --> 00:00:30,767 YOU LOOK GOOD IN BLUE. 30 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:32,167 BLUE TIE. THANK YOU. 31 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:33,833 THAT'S HOW YOU HOLD ON TO 32 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:34,500 YOUR MAN! 33 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:35,167 AH! 34 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:36,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,167 ACTUALLY, MELISSA, C.J. AND I 36 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:40,067 ARE DIVORCED. 37 00:00:40,067 --> 00:00:41,500 SO, HOW ABOUT WE JUST TELL 38 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,667 EVERYBODY THAT WE'RE STILL 39 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,333 MARRIED? 40 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,700 I-I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT. 41 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:45,700 OH. 42 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,067 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIRDIE 43 00:00:47,067 --> 00:00:48,500 TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE DIVORCED. 44 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,167 IS THAT TRUE? 45 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:49,833 YES. 46 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:50,767 NO. 47 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:51,433 NO. 48 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:52,867 C.J., WE -- WE JUST TALKED OVER 49 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:54,033 HERE, AND WHAT WE DECIDED 50 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:54,700 IS THAT WE -- 51 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:55,700 Shh. 52 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:56,667 ARE YOU OKAY? 53 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:57,667 YOU KNOW WHAT? 54 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:58,467 WHAT? 55 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,667 WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP IN MY BED 56 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:02,667 TONIGHT? 57 00:01:13,733 --> 00:01:15,967 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 58 00:01:21,967 --> 00:01:23,200 ARE YOU GONNA GET THE PHONE? 59 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,500 I DON'T LIVE HERE. 60 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,267 OH, NOW YOU DON'T LIVE HERE. 61 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:30,067 HAND ME THE PHONE. 62 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:32,067 I SAID HAND IT TO ME. 63 00:01:34,267 --> 00:01:36,933 HELLO? 64 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:38,367 W-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, 65 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:39,167 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 66 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:39,900 HOLD ON, CAT. 67 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,167 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 68 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,267 WHO YOU CALLING? 69 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:45,467 THIS IS. 70 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:46,500 IT'S A -- 71 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,867 WAIT A MINUTE. 72 00:01:47,867 --> 00:01:49,400 I DON'T -- 73 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,100 WHO -- 74 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,067 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, MAN. 75 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:53,433 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 76 00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:54,500 WHAT -- 77 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,600 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR -- 78 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,200 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! 79 00:01:59,267 --> 00:02:02,067 YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER, JACK. 80 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:03,200 YOU -- WELL, I WISH -- 81 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,667 I WISH -- I WISH YOU WOULD! 82 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:10,467 WHATEVER. 83 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:13,833 [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 84 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,067 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 85 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:16,833 SOME GUY NAMED TONY TALKING 86 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:17,667 ABOUT I'M MESSING AROUND WITH 87 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:18,333 HIS WIFE. 88 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:19,433 WHOA, WHOA, HOLD ON, POP. 89 00:02:19,433 --> 00:02:20,267 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT CHEATING 90 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:21,367 ON MOM. 91 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:22,100 NO, YOU IDIOT. 92 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,367 I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOUR MOTHER. 93 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:26,600 WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP OVER ME 94 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,067 LIKE THAT? 95 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:29,167 I'M JUST SAYING. 96 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:30,100 I'M JUST SAYING YOU BETTER 97 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,367 STICK YOUR CHEST BACK IN AND SIT 98 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:33,867 DOWN SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU GET 99 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:36,533 YOUR LUNG PUNCTURED. 100 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,100 SIT DOWN! 101 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,333 WHOO! 102 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:44,133 WAIT A MINUTE. 103 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:46,933 OKAY. 104 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,467 CURTIS. 105 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:50,567 SO... 106 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:52,467 SO, UM... 107 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:56,300 AAH! 108 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,067 IS HIS ARM OKAY? 109 00:02:58,067 --> 00:02:58,700 HE GONNA KICK -- 110 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,400 WHOA! 111 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,500 HE GONNA COME BACK, HE GONNA 112 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,467 COME BACK, HE GONNA COME BACK! 113 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:06,067 [ GRUNTING ] 114 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:07,067 OKAY, TIME OUT, TIME OUT, 115 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:09,067 TIME OUT. 116 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,800 OKAY, BABE. 117 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,267 ALL RIGHT. I QUIT. 118 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:15,533 IT'S LIKE I WAS SAYING. 119 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:19,533 THE DISHES ARE ALL DONE. 120 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,200 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 121 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,100 HEY, C.J., WHERE YOU BEEN? 122 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,067 I WENT FOR A RUN. 123 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:23,800 OH. 124 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,100 I THOUGHT YOU SLEPT LATE LIKE 125 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:25,967 JANINE. 126 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:27,100 SCOOT OVER, BABY. 127 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:27,900 [ CHUCKLES ] 128 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,867 SO, YOU GUYS MUST'VE HAD QUITE 129 00:03:29,867 --> 00:03:31,967 A NIGHT LAST NIGHT, HUH? 130 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:32,800 WHAT? HUH? 131 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,667 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 132 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:35,467 NO REASON. 133 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:36,567 I MEAN, WE NEVER HEARD YOU COME 134 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:38,767 IN, AND I HAD TO TAKE THE KIDS 135 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:39,900 OVER TO TIFFANY AND DESMOND'S, 136 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,400 BECAUSE JAZMINE COULDN'T WAKE 137 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,200 JANINE UP. 138 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,067 OH, YEAH, WELL, I GOT UP 139 00:03:43,067 --> 00:03:43,867 EARLY. 140 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:44,533 YEAH, I LEFT. 141 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:45,200 I WENT FOR A RUN. 142 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,067 I DON'T KNOW WHY JANINE WAS 143 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:47,200 SLEEPING LATE, BECAUSE, YOU 144 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,067 KNOW, WE DON'T ALWAYS DO STUFF 145 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:48,800 TOGETHER. 146 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,433 YOU KNOW, AIN'T LIKE WE MARRIED 147 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:51,800 OR NOTHING, BECAUSE -- 148 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,567 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 149 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:53,300 THERE SHE GO. 150 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,067 OKAY. 151 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,767 SO, HOW WAS IT? 152 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:56,700 HOW WAS WHAT? 153 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:57,800 HOW WAS WHAT? 154 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,167 PARTY. 155 00:03:59,167 --> 00:03:59,900 OH. 156 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,067 YOU TALKING ABOUT THE PARTY. 157 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:03,200 PARTY WAS -- IT WAS OKAY. 158 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,133 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I'VE BEEN TO 159 00:04:04,133 --> 00:04:05,067 BETTER PARTIES, YOU KNOW? 160 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:05,767 RIGHT. 161 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,167 NOT MUCH TO TALK ABOUT AT ALL. 162 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,067 THAT'S RIGHT. 163 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,067 OK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH 164 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:09,800 YOU TWO? 165 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,167 NOTHING. 166 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:15,067 UM, I'M SWEATY. 167 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:15,900 I'M GONNA GO -- I'M GONNA GO 168 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,200 TAKE A SHOWER. 169 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,300 I'M GONNA GO GET SOME COFFEE. 170 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,067 YEAH. 171 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,400 OH, YOU'RE GONNA GO, TOO? 172 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,433 NOW, SOMETHING IS GOING ON 173 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:25,367 WITH THOSE TWO. 174 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:26,133 YEAH, I KNOW. 175 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,600 THEY WERE ACTING REAL STRANGE. 176 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,067 I BET YOU I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 177 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:31,367 YOU THINK THEY -- 178 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:34,867 Together: YEAH-H-H-H. 179 00:04:34,867 --> 00:04:36,867 UHH! 180 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:38,900 JANINE! 181 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:39,967 C.J.! 182 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:40,633 HUH? 183 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:41,300 WHAT? 184 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:41,967 WHAT'S GOING ON? 185 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:42,633 WHAT'S UP? 186 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:43,400 JANINE, I NEED TO TALK 187 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,067 TO YOU. 188 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,533 AND I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 189 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:46,733 YEAH, WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO 190 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:47,667 TAKE A SHOWER. 191 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:49,367 OVER TO THE FIREHOUSE NOW. 192 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:50,267 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO -- 193 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,433 NOW! 194 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:54,433 I WANTED TO TAKE A SHOWER. 195 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:55,500 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 196 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,400 NO, NO, NO, DEAR. 197 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,067 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 198 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,500 I WAS GONNA GO AND FINISH 199 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,467 MY COFFEE. 200 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,800 NO. COME ON, DARLING. 201 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,733 HAVE A SEAT. 202 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,300 SO, IS -- IS EVERYTHING 203 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,333 ALL RIGHT? 204 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:10,433 OH, EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING. 205 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:11,100 HELLO! 206 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,267 HOODY-HOO. 207 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:14,200 COME ON IN, GIRL. 208 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,800 OH, JANINE. 209 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,333 TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 210 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:20,800 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 211 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,833 TALKING ABOUT. 212 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:24,700 HA. LAST NIGHT, JANINE. 213 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,533 UH-HUH. 214 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,967 DID YOU AND C.J., YOU KNOW... 215 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:33,700 NO, I-I DON'T KNOW. 216 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,700 OH, YOU KNOW. 217 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,667 DID THE TWO OF YOU DO THE DO? 218 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:38,933 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 219 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:42,433 AH! SO IT'S TRUE! 220 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:43,433 I KNEW IT. 221 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:44,133 OH! 222 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:45,200 WHEN I SAW THEM STUMBLING IN 223 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,800 LAST NIGHT, I SAID TO MYSELF, 224 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,100 "SOMEBODY'S GETTIN' BUSY 225 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,733 TONIGHT." 226 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:51,200 JANINE, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED 227 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,133 TO BE DRINKING. 228 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:53,067 AND I DIDN'T. 229 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:54,267 C.J. DID, OKAY? 230 00:05:54,267 --> 00:05:55,067 AND THEN AFTER THE PARTY, 231 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:57,267 WE CAME BACK HERE AND... 232 00:05:57,267 --> 00:05:58,567 WAS IT GOOD? 233 00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,767 [ STAMMERING ] 234 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:00,767 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 235 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:02,767 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 236 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,100 IT WAS BETTER THAN GOOD, 237 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,067 GIRL -- IT WAS GREAT. 238 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:05,767 OH! 239 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:06,700 AAH! 240 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,933 I TOLD YOU NOT TO ANSWER THAT. 241 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,133 OH! 242 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:12,267 SO ARE YOU TWO A COUPLE AGAIN? 243 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:14,367 NO. NO. 244 00:06:14,367 --> 00:06:17,067 Y'ALL JUST DOING IT? 245 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:19,067 MISS ELLA, WE -- WE DIDN'T 246 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,367 PLAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN, OKAY? 247 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:21,200 IT JUST HAPPENED. 248 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,333 AND DID I MENTION IT WAS GOOD? 249 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,100 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 250 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,067 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 251 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:26,167 JANINE, I DON'T WANT THE 252 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,467 CHILDREN TO GET CONFUSED 253 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:28,900 ABOUT THIS. 254 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:29,900 AND DON'T CONFUSE ME. 255 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,133 I WANT THE DETAILS. 256 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:33,100 LEAVE NOTHING OUT. 257 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,567 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 258 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:35,600 DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE 259 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,367 ABOUT THIS. 260 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:37,300 PLEASE. 261 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,300 I CAN'T TAKE IT. 262 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,333 ELLA, PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM. 263 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,567 I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH OLD FOLKS 264 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,500 FOR MONTHS. 265 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,967 I NEED SOME YOUNG DETAILS. 266 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,067 COME ON, GIMME A LITTLE. 267 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:44,833 IT STARTED WHILE WE WERE 268 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:45,533 AT THE PARTY -- 269 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:46,200 AAH! 270 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,600 DON'T TALK ABOUT IT UNTIL 271 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,600 I LEAVE. 272 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:00,967 WHILE WE WERE AT THE PARTY -- 273 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,967 SPEAK UP! 274 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:05,767 OKAY, WHAT? WHAT? 275 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:06,633 WE WERE AT THE PARTY AND ALL 276 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:07,467 OF A SUDDEN, YOU KNOW, HE JUST 277 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:09,433 LEANED OVER AND HE KISSED ME. 278 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:13,967 C.J., YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO 279 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,567 TELL ME THAT YOU AND JANINE... 280 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:16,267 YEAH, YEAH. 281 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:17,700 WE -- WE DID. 282 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:20,800 UHH! 283 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,867 WAS YOU DRUNK? 284 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:27,067 RIPPED. 285 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,467 OH, YOU WERE DRUNK. 286 00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:30,067 SO MAYBE IT DIDN'T REALLY 287 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:30,933 HAPPEN. 288 00:07:30,933 --> 00:07:32,467 OH, IT HAPPENED. 289 00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:34,700 WELL, HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? 290 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:39,367 IT WAS AMAZING. 291 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:43,300 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WAS DRUNK! 292 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,200 I DON'T KNOW. 293 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,067 I'M TELLING YOU, MAN -- 294 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:49,767 IT REALLY WAS AMAZING. 295 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:50,800 NO, IT WAS NOT. 296 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,067 YOU -- 297 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:53,333 IT WAS NOT AMAZING! 298 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,267 STOP SAYING THAT, OKAY? 299 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,633 NOW, STOP IT. 300 00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:58,067 SIT DOWN. 301 00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:58,933 I DON'T KNOW, C.J. -- YOU AND 302 00:07:58,933 --> 00:08:00,067 JANINE BACK TOGETHER, MAN. 303 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:01,367 NO. NO. 304 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:02,333 NO, WE'RE NOT. 305 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,367 WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 306 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:04,567 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WHEN I WAS 307 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,700 RUNNING, I WAS TRYING TO THINK 308 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,867 OF A WAY TO, LIKE, LET HER DOWN 309 00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:09,333 GENTLY, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE -- 310 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:10,567 I MEAN, YOU KNOW JANINE. 311 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:11,367 SHE'S GONNA TRY TO READ 312 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:12,533 SOMETHING ELSE INTO IT, 313 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,900 MAKE MORE OF IT THAN IT IS. 314 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,300 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 315 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,833 YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 316 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:19,933 BEFORE YOU DID WHAT YOU DID. 317 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,700 THIS IS BAD, C.J. 318 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,900 THIS IS REALLY BAD. 319 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,833 YEAH, I THINK...I'LL PROBABLY 320 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:33,067 HAVE TO MOVE OUT. 321 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:35,833 OH-OH? 322 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:38,400 OH-OH OH-OH? 323 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,867 MOVE OUT? 324 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:40,800 OKAY. 325 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,233 OKAY, WELL...WELL, MAYBE -- 326 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:43,533 MAYBE IT'S NOT AS BAD AS I 327 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:44,500 THOUGHT IT WAS. 328 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,800 WHATEVER YOU SAY TO HER, 329 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,800 PLEASE, BE EASY. 330 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,467 YOU DON'T WANT HER RELAPSING. 331 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:49,567 JANINE BACK ON DRUGS? 332 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:50,367 HELL, NO! 333 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:51,133 I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THAT 334 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:54,333 AGAIN. 335 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,767 OKAY, I GOT IT. 336 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:56,833 I GOT IT. 337 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,433 DON'T SAY NOTHING. 338 00:08:58,433 --> 00:09:01,500 DON'T SAY NOTHING, OKAY? 339 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,533 IF SHE WANTS TO THINK THAT YOU 340 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:03,567 TWO ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER, 341 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:04,600 THEN YOU JUST LET HER THINK 342 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,433 THAT. 343 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:09,067 YOU PLAY RIGHT ALONG WITH IT. 344 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:10,900 OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH, MAN. 345 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,367 I'M GONNA GO FOR ANOTHER JOG. 346 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:16,367 I'LL TALK TO Y'ALL LATER. 347 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:19,200 BOY FOLDING UNDER PRESSURE. 348 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,733 DID YOU PUT THIS ON MY DESK? 349 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:21,700 NO. 350 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,700 MAYBE THE OTHER GUYS DID IT. 351 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:24,600 AAH! 352 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,067 WHAT IS IT? 353 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:26,833 WHAT IS IT? 354 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,667 WHAT THE HELL? 355 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:32,367 IT'S A DEAD FISH! 356 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:33,567 "IF YOU DON'T STOP SLEEPING 357 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:36,133 WITH MY WIFE, YOU'LL BE SLEEPING 358 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:39,133 WITH THE FISH." 359 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,567 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 360 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,067 COME ON, POP. 361 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:42,900 IF YOU CHEATING ON MOM, 362 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,233 JUST TELL ME. 363 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,800 I WON'T GET UPSET, I PROMISE. 364 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,600 SHUT UP, CALVIN. 365 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,433 YEAH, I'M CHEATING ON YOUR MOM. 366 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:50,600 W-- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 367 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,233 YOU DON'T DESERVE HER. 368 00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:54,900 YOU DON'T DESERVE HER! 369 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,767 GET YOUR BUTT AWAY FROM ME. 370 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:59,767 WRONG WITH YOU? 371 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,067 I'M NOT SLEEPING ON YOUR MOTHER. 372 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,867 I'M NOT CHEATING ON HER. 373 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,400 I JUST TOLD YOU THAT. 374 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,533 OH. 375 00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:07,800 WELL, THEN, JUST DON'T LISTEN 376 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,633 TO ANYTHING I SAID. 377 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,100 [ CHUCKLES ] 378 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,100 LOVE YOU. 379 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:20,800 WHOO! 380 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,600 BE RIGHT OUT. 381 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,533 HUH. HEY. 382 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,333 HEY. 383 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,967 OH, MAN. 384 00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:28,367 OH, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 385 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,267 I THOUGHT YOU WENT FOR A RUN 386 00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:31,400 EARLIER. 387 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,133 YEAH, YEAH, I DID, BUT... 388 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,600 I-I HAD A LOT ON MY MIND, 389 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,800 SO I RAN SOME MORE. 390 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,533 I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVE ANY 391 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,367 ENERGY LEFT AFTER LAST NIGHT. 392 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,200 YEAH. 393 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,333 HA HA, YEAH, YEAH. 394 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,100 YEAH, I WAS -- I WAS GOOD. 395 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:49,867 THAT WAS GOOD. 396 00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:51,967 YOU WERE ALL RIGHT. 397 00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,433 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH -- 398 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,700 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT, 399 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,100 YOU KNOW, AND... IT'S HARD -- 400 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,633 IT'S -- IT'S HARD FOR ME 401 00:11:02,633 --> 00:11:03,633 TO SAY THIS TO YOU. 402 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,567 I CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, YOU 403 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:10,067 KNOW, AND, UM...I DON'T WANT 404 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:13,333 LAST NIGHT TO MEAN THAT WE'RE 405 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,067 BACK TOGETHER. 406 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,500 OH. 407 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,400 C.J... 408 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,800 IT'S OKAY. 409 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,433 JANINE, LOOK, LAST NIGHT, 410 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:25,900 IT WAS -- IT WAS GREAT. 411 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,600 IT WAS GREAT. 412 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,267 IT WAS GREAT FOR ME. 413 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:28,233 IT WAS GREAT FOR YOU, RIGHT? 414 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:31,067 BUT... 415 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,133 LAST NIGHT WAS LAST NIGHT. 416 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:35,300 TODAY IS TODAY. 417 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,400 TOMORROW IS TOMORROW. 418 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,467 THAT'S RIGHT. 419 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:39,233 THAT'S RIGHT. 420 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:41,633 THAT'S -- THAT'S -- THAT'S ALL 421 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:42,467 I WANTED TO SAY. 422 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,433 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT 423 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:48,067 WE WAS ON THE SAME PAGE. 424 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,100 OKAY. 425 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,733 OKAY. 426 00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:53,167 YOU -- YOU OKAY? 427 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:53,833 YEAH. 428 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:54,767 YEAH, I'M -- I'M COOL. 429 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:55,700 YOU -- YOU ALL RIGHT? 430 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:56,600 HEY, LIKE OTHER SIDE OF 431 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,533 THE PILLOW, BABY -- I'M GOOD. 432 00:11:58,533 --> 00:11:59,633 I'M GLAD YOU OKAY. 433 00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:01,133 I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 434 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,233 THIS IS ACTUALLY GREAT, BECAUSE 435 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:06,633 I HAVE A LUNCH DATE. 436 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:09,533 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? 437 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,533 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 438 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:23,133 [ COUGHING ] 439 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,800 HEY, C.J. 440 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,833 HEY. 441 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,867 SO, HOW DID YOUR TALK 442 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:33,867 WITH JANINE GO? 443 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,433 OH, IT, UM... 444 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:37,300 IT WENT GREAT. 445 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,333 IT WENT GREAT. 446 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,567 OH, OH, SO YOU LET HER 447 00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:40,400 DOWN EASY. 448 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,067 HEY. 449 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:43,167 YOU KNOW HOW I DO. HA! 450 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,067 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 451 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,267 I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS, 452 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:46,833 YOU KNOW, SO I GAVE IT TO HER, 453 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,667 YOU KNOW, SMOOTH. 454 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,567 SO, WHAT'D YOU SAY? 455 00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:52,933 I SAID, UM..."JANINE, 456 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:56,233 STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN, HA HA. 457 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,067 LOOK HERE. 458 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,067 DON'T GET IT TWISTED." 459 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,200 [ CHUCKLES ] 460 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,367 "I KNOW YOU LOVE ME. 461 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:03,200 YOU FEEL ME?" 462 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:03,933 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID? 463 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,100 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 464 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:05,967 "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, 465 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:07,633 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 466 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:08,833 BUT I'M A PLAYER." 467 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:09,900 OH, HELLO. 468 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,733 HA HA. 469 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:11,600 HELLO. 470 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,433 "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 471 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,733 AND PLAYERS GOT TO PLAY. 472 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:14,767 YOU FEEL ME? 473 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,567 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 474 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,400 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET IT ALL 475 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,633 CONFUSED AND EVERYTHING, YOU 476 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:19,600 KNOW, BECAUSE WE DID WHAT WE 477 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,367 DID, BUT LOOK HERE. 478 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,500 IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN." 479 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,267 WHOO! 480 00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:27,900 "SO LET IT GO." 481 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:28,600 WHOO! 482 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,567 YOU DROPPED A BOMB LIKE THAT, 483 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,867 PLAYER? 484 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:31,833 POP MY OWN COLLAR. 485 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:32,500 POP YOUR OWN. 486 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,667 HA HA! 487 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:34,800 AIN'T NOBODY ELSE GONNA POP 488 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,867 IT FOR YOU. 489 00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:36,733 [ LAUGHS ] 490 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,767 GOT TO POP IT YOURSELF. 491 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,267 HEY, HEY, MAN. 492 00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:40,433 WE JUST SAW JANINE GET IN 493 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,833 THE CAR WITH SOME GUY. 494 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,067 NO, SHE PROBABLY WENT TO, 495 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,167 LIKE, A PTA MEETING OR 496 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,700 SOMETHING. 497 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,333 PTA -- SHE WENT TO A PTA? 498 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,533 FOR THE KIDS AT THE SCHOOL. 499 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,533 OKAY. 500 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:53,067 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT "PTA" 501 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,067 STANDS FOR. 502 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,533 WHAT'S THAT? 503 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,700 PAT THAT ASS. 504 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:58,600 WATCH OUT, PLAYER. 505 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,667 WATCH OUT, NOW. 506 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,733 [ THUD ] 507 00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,733 [ VEHICLE DEPARTS ] 508 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:30,200 UHH! 509 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,167 CURTIS, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 510 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,167 WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? 511 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:33,900 LET ME SEE. 512 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,833 NO, BABY, GO ON, GO ON. 513 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:35,500 LET ME -- 514 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,367 GO. 515 00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:37,300 WILL YOU GO? 516 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:37,967 LET ME SEE IT. 517 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,633 NO. 518 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:39,333 LET YOU SEE FOR WHAT? 519 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,567 CURTIS, COME ON, BABY. 520 00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:41,633 WHY YOU GOT TO SEE EVERYTHING 521 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:42,533 ALL THE TIME? 522 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,067 WHY YOU GOT TO -- 523 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:47,133 AAH! AAH! 524 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:49,567 CURTIS, WHAT IS THIS? 525 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:50,667 AN EYEBALL. 526 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,433 [ GASPS ] 527 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:58,167 "I GOT MY EYE ON YOU." 528 00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,267 CURTIS, OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, 529 00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:01,100 WAIT, WAIT. 530 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,367 WHO WOULD SEND THIS? 531 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:04,400 I GUESS SOMEBODY WALKING 532 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:08,267 AROUND WITH ONE EYE. 533 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:13,600 CURTIS, THIS IS AN EYEBALL. 534 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,733 SOME GUY BEEN CALLING, 535 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,800 CALLING THE HOUSE AND LEAVING ME 536 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,700 DEAD FISH. 537 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,333 WHY WOULD SOMEBODY SEND YOU 538 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:23,100 DEAD FISH AND AN EYEBALL? 539 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,167 HE THINK I'M CHEATING 540 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,500 WITH HIS WIFE. 541 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,733 CURTIS, WHO IS HE AND -- 542 00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,967 CHEATING WITH WHAT WIFE? 543 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,233 I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, ELLA. 544 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,833 ALL I KNOW IS THE MAN KNOW MY -- 545 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,933 MY PHONE NUMBER WHERE I WORK 546 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,933 AND WHERE I LIVE. 547 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,367 HEY. 548 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,100 HEY. 549 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,700 SO, HOW WAS YOUR LUNCH DATE? 550 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,600 IT WAS NICE. 551 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,500 SEE? SEE? 552 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,567 I TOLD YOU SHE WENT ON A DATE. 553 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,833 I TOLD YOU. 554 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:50,933 CALVIN, CAN YOU GIVE US 555 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,200 A MOMENT? 556 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,067 OH, OKAY. 557 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,067 I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN, 558 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,433 LISTENING, SO MAKE SURE YOU 559 00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,433 SPEAK UP AND ENUNCIATE. 560 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,433 C.J., LAST -- LAST NIGHT 561 00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,233 WAS A MISTAKE, AND IT 562 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,667 SHOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED. 563 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,633 YOU'RE RIGHT. 564 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,733 AND, UM, YOU HAVING DRANK 565 00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:14,067 TOO MUCH, I SHOULD'VE BEEN 566 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,667 THE RESPONSIBLE ONE, BUT... 567 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,600 I-I JUST MISSED BEING WITH YOU. 568 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,733 AS LONG AS WE KNOW THAT NOW, 569 00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:23,467 THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 570 00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:24,933 I AGREE. 571 00:16:24,933 --> 00:16:26,333 Psst. 572 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,667 C.J. 573 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:28,800 C.J.! 574 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,133 [ KNOCKING ] 575 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:31,233 EVERY TIME A GIRL SAY THEY COULD 576 00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,933 NEVER DO IT AGAIN, IT ALWAYS 577 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:34,533 HAPPEN AGAIN. 578 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,733 Together: SHUT UP, CALVIN. 579 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,800 SO...I GUESS YOU DON'T MIND 580 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,067 IF I CALL TANYA FROM THE PARTY? 581 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,367 NO. NO. 582 00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:57,600 DO YOU, C.J. 583 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,667 I'M SEEING SOMEONE FROM WORK, 584 00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,367 SO -- 585 00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:01,467 [ LAUGHS ] 586 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:04,567 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, C.J. 587 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,567 GET OVER IT. 588 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,967 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] 589 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:16,667 ELLA, DON'T ANSWER. 590 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,067 YOU AIN'T GOT TO ANSWER. 591 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:18,967 IT MIGHT BE HIM. 592 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,467 CURTIS, HIM WHO? 593 00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:22,167 ELLA! 594 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:22,967 HEY, I CAN HEAR YOU 595 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:23,700 IN THERE. 596 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,067 OPEN THIS DOOR, YOU JERK. 597 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,500 WHO YOU CALLING A JERK? 598 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,933 QUIT BANGING ON MY DOOR. 599 00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:28,867 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, MAN. 600 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:29,867 YOU KNOW MY WIFE. 601 00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,067 NOW GET OUT HERE AND FACE ME 602 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:31,800 LIKE A MAN. 603 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,733 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] 604 00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,367 HE SOUND HUGE! 605 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:36,967 CURTIS... 606 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,233 ONE MOMENT. 607 00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:38,900 I GOT IT. 608 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,633 WHERE'S MY BAT? 609 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,400 CURTIS, I DON'T KNOW. 610 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,667 ONE MINUTE. 611 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,433 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 612 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,333 YAAAAAH! 613 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,800 WHAT -- WHAT -- 614 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,067 I'VE BEEN PUNKED. 615 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,100 I'VE BEEN PUNKED. 616 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,333 HEY, ASH-- WHERE ASHTON? 617 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:02,067 COME ON OUT, ASHTON. 618 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,433 WE BEEN -- THEY GOT 619 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,900 KIRK FRANKLIN -- HA HA! 620 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,867 CURTIS. 621 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,333 WHAT? 622 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,833 YOU WORK OUT? 623 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:09,867 I AIN'T PLAYING NO GAMES 624 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:10,633 WITH YOU. 625 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,633 KEEP SEEING MY WIFE, 626 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,567 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 627 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,233 SIR. 628 00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:14,600 WHO ARE YOU? 629 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,567 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, 630 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,400 WAIT A MINUTE. 631 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,533 SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME 632 00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,067 WHY YOUR PHONE NUMBER'S SHOWING 633 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:19,933 UP ON MY WIFE'S BILL OVER 634 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,500 100 TIMES. 635 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,600 WAIT. 636 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,500 AND WHY HER CAR IS ALWAYS 637 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,633 OUTSIDE THE FIREHOUSE. 638 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:26,300 IS IT? 639 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,867 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT? 640 00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:29,233 HE SAID "FAMILY." 641 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:33,133 [ LAUGHTER ] 642 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:34,533 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 643 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:35,933 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 644 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:36,833 WHAT? WHAT? 645 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:37,867 I DIDN'T REALIZE WE HAD COMPANY. 646 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,633 YOU MUST BE ONE OF MALIK'S 647 00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:39,300 FRIENDS. 648 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:39,967 I'M CALVIN. 649 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,900 CALVIN. 650 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:42,567 WAIT A MINUTE. 651 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:43,233 YOU'RE CALVIN. 652 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,633 MM-HMM. IN THE FLESH. 653 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,067 WELL, THEN, WHO ARE YOU? 654 00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,400 THAT'S MY DAD. 655 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,300 SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S BEEN 656 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,567 SEEING LESLIE. 657 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:50,467 YOU MEAN BIG, TALL, 658 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:52,067 6-FOOT LESLIE? 659 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:52,733 YEAH. 660 00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:55,067 WHOO, THAT GIRL, I TELL YOU. 661 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,667 HOW YOU KNOW LESLIE? 662 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,967 BECAUSE THAT'S MY WIFE! 663 00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:58,767 IS THAT THE FAMILY RIGHT 664 00:18:58,767 --> 00:18:59,400 THERE? 665 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,133 IS THAT THE FAMILY? 666 00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:00,900 WAIT A MINUTE. 667 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:01,567 SIT DOWN. 668 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:02,700 WAIT A MINUTE. SIR. 669 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,867 WAIT! 670 00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:06,300 CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH, KIRK? 671 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,067 HEY, KIRK, I WANT TO GET 672 00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:09,067 YOUR AUTO-- KIRK! 39285

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