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EVERYBODY EMPTY OUT YOUR BANK
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ACCOUNTS AND CASH IN YOUR
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401(k)s BECAUSE I'M TAKING NO
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PRISONERS TONIGHT!
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THAT'S RIGHT, TONIGHT IS
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POKER NIGHT.
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THAT'S RIGHT, AND I'M
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BRINGING THE PAIN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
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IT -- YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE KIM SAID
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I COULD STAY OUT UNTIL 9:00.
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WHAT TIME DOES THE GAME START?
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9:00.
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BUT YOU'LL BE FINE.
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THE STREETLIGHTS WILL BE ON BY
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THEN.
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DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO PLAY
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POKER?
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WHY DON'T WE PLAY A BOARD GAME?
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BECAUSE WE'RE NOT 12.
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BESIDES, WE WOULD BE BORED
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PLAYING A BOARD GAME.
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GET IT?
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WE'D BE BORED PLAYING THE BOARD
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GAME.
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BOY, THEY JUST BE COMING OUT OF
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ME EASY THESE DAYS.
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YEAH, JUST LIKE GAS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, Y'ALL CAN JOKE, BUT I
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LOST 500 BUCKS THE LAST TIME WE
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PLAYED POKER.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU KEEP
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SMILING EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A
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GOOD HAND.
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KEENAN, SHUT UP.
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BART, YOU'RE PLAYING JUST FINE.
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JUST KEEP BRINGING YOUR MONEY
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AND BRINGING THAT BIG, PRETTY
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SMILE OF YOURS.
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HEY, GUYS, THIS IS DR. LYNN
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GILCREST, AND I JUST MET HER AT
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A RELATIONSHIP SEMINAR, AND SHE
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WANTS TO INTERVIEW SOME OF YOU
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GUYS FOR HER NEW BOOK.
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ALL RIGHT. NICE TO MEET YOU.
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SO, WHAT'S THE BOOK ABOUT?
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BIG, SEXY, FINE FIRE CHIEFS?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S ABOUT
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HOW STRESSFUL JOBS IMPACT
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PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.
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TOO BAD C.J. IS NOT HERE.
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HE'S THE POSTER CHILD FOR STRESS
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AND BAD RELATIONSHIPS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO HOW MUCH DO WE GET PAID?
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OH, IF WE GET PAID, YOU KNOW
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I'M IN.
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HEY, HEY. ME TOO.
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CHIEF! I TOLD HER YOU GUYS
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WOULD DO IT FOR FREE.
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WELL, TELL HER YOU LIED.
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I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN, I CAN'T
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PAY YOU, BUT ANY INPUT WOULD BE
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GREATLY APPRECIATED.
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ANY VOLUNTEERS?
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HERE YOU GO.
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THERE'S A VOLUNTEER RIGHT THERE.
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OH, OH, NOW YOU REALIZE I'M A
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VOLUNTEER.
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NO. GET C.J.
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WE CAN'T GET C.J.
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HE'S AT THAT FIREFIGHTER'S
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CONVENTION.
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MAN! I CAN'T CATCH A BREAK.
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NOW, LOOK, DOCTOR, IF Y'ALL
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NEED TO PERFORM SHOCK THERAPY OR
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HYPNOSIS OR EVEN A BRAIN
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TRANSPLANT, I'M HIS DADDY, AND I
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CAN SIGN THE CONSENT FORMS FOR
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YOU.
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BART, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LOOKING FOR A BRAIN.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY ]
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IN ORDER TO FIND THE BRAIN,
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YOU GOT TO GO DOWN IN THE HEAD
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LIKE THAT.
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LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
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LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
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IT'S TISSUE PAPER.
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CALVIN, WHY ARE YOU SO
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NERVOUS?
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I'M NOT GOING TO BITE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOW, THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S
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WHAT THE LAST GIRL SAID RIGHT
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BEFORE SHE BIT HIM.
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SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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SHE...HAD A CONDITION.
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SO IS IT, UM, DIFFICULT FOR
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YOU TO SHARE YOUR FEELINGS?
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ACTUALLY, CALVIN'S NEVER BEEN
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THAT GOOD AT SHARING.
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EVEN WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, HE USED
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TO RENT HIS TOYS TO HIS FRIENDS.
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I'M SORRY, I WAS ASKING
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CALVIN.
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I'M TRYING TO COOK.
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CAN YOU KEEP THE CONVERSATION
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OVER THERE?
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SO, CALVIN, DO YOU WANT TO
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EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS?
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HUH. WELL, PLAYAS DON'T HAVE
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FEELINGS, ONLY GAME.
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THE ONLY GAME YOU GOT IS MY
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CREDIT CARDS.
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SO HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL
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TO HEAR YOUR FATHER SAY THAT?
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WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
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WELL, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WORK
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HERE AS A FIREFIGHTER.
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OH, HO!
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OH, HE DOESN'T WORK HERE.
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YEAH, HE VOLUNTEERS.
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YEAH, HE'S BEEN IN COLLEGE
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SEVEN YEARS.
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THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR INPUT.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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NO PROBLEM.
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YOU MUST BE UNDER A
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TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF STRESS.
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NO. I FEEL FINE.
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REALLY?
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WELL, THE BODY IS A VERY
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SENSITIVE MACHINE.
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IT TELLS YOU EXACTLY HOW MUCH
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STRESS YOU'RE REALLY UNDER.
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CAN I TRY SOMETHING?
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YOU CAN TRY ANYTHING YOU
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WANT.
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OH.
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YOU ARE VERY TENSE.
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BUT THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
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NOT ONLY ARE YOU IN COLLEGE, BUT
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YOU ALSO RISK YOUR LIFE DAILY
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WITH NO PAY.
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RIGHT. RIGHT.
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SO, TELL ME, CALVIN, AT
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NIGHT, WHEN YOU'RE IN BED...
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MM-HMM.
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HOW DO YOU SLEEP?
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ON MY SIDE.
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NO, NO.
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I MEANT, DO YOU HAVE ANY DREAMS?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YEAH. I KEEP HAVING THIS BAD
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DREAM THAT I ACTUALLY GRADUATE
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AND --
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SO TELL ME, DOC, UM, IS THERE
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ANY WAY TO MAKE THAT DREAM REAL?
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CHIEF PAYNE, PLEASE.
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GET.
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CALVIN, THAT DREAM YOU'RE HAVING
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REPRESENTS YOUR FEAR OF SUCCESS,
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WHICH IS VERY COMMON AMONG
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PEOPLE YOUR AGE.
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FEAR OF SUCCESS?
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HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA FEAR
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SOMETHING YOU AIN'T NEVER
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EXPERIENCED?
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YOU KNOW, CALVIN, I WOULD
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LOVE TO DELVE DEEPER INTO THIS.
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DO YOU MIND IF WE CONTINUE OUR
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DISCUSSION SOMEWHERE MORE
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PRIVATE?
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MY PLACE, OVER DINNER, MAYBE?
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YEAH, SURE, OF COURSE.
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WELL, HERE'S MY ADDRESS, AND
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I'LL SEE YOU AROUND 8:00.
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OH, YEAH, 8:00 IS GREAT.
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PERFECT.
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THANK YOU, ANGEL, SO MUCH.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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OH, HO!
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LOOKIT THERE, LOOKIT THERE.
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PLAYA, PLAYA!
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OH, CALVIN, YOU LOOKING GOOD,
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BABY.
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YOU GOING TO CHURCH WITH ME?
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NO. I GOT A DATE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WHO IS THE LUCKY LADY?
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SOME GIRL ANGEL INTRODUCED ME
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TO AT THE FIREHOUSE.
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OH, COME ON, CALVIN, COME ON,
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NOW.
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I'M TELLING YOU, ELLA, THIS IS
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THE FINEST, SEXIEST DOCTOR
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I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
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WHAT?
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AND SHE'S SWEET ON CALVIN.
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A DOCTOR?
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HOW OLD IS THIS DOCTOR?
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WELL, SEE, YOU 73.
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SO THAT MAKE HER ABOUT HALF YOUR
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AGE.
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SHE ABOUT HALF YOUR AGE, GIVE OR
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TAKE A FEW YEARS.
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GIVE OR TAKE.
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CURTIS.
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OKAY, BABY, ARE YOU SURE YOU
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READY TO TAKE ON A DATE WITH AN
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OLDER WOMAN?
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SHE MAY BE OLD SCHOOL, MOM,
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BUT I'M WILLING TO BE HOME
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SCHOOLED.
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HA!
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PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT AT YOUR
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DATE.
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OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS.
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OKAY, CALVIN, LOOK.
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JUST DON'T GO TOO FAST.
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BOY, I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T SAY
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THAT ON OUR FIRST DATE.
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CURTIS.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT.
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BOY, YOUR MAMA WAS CRAZY!
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WHAT'D SHE DO?
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I WAS THE INNOCENT LAMB.
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I DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT NOTHING
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WHEN IT CAME TO, YOU KNOW, THAT
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KIND OF THING.
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SHE WAS SWINGING OFF TREES.
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CURTIS!
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MAMA.
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YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING THAT
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TALE!
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BACK IN THE PREACHER'S
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OFFICE...
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CURTIS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW I MADE YOU WAIT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DID.
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THANK YOU.
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SHE MADE ME WAIT UNTIL WE GOT
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THROUGH EATING.
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YOU WAS EASY, MAMA?
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CURTIS, THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
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OOH, COUSIN CALVIN.
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YOU LOOK NICE!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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OUT TO DINNER.
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OH! CAN WE GO WITH YOU?
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SORRY, LITTLE BIT, THIS IS A
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GROWN-UP DINNER.
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THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S GOOD.
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HEH HEH.
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I'M OUT. BE BREEZY.
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CALVIN, TAKE IT EASY.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, BABY, I'M GOING TO THE
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REVIVAL.
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SO MALIK AND JAZMINE ARE GONNA
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BE WITH YOU TONIGHT.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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TONIGHT'S MY POKER NIGHT.
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I THOUGHT YOU WAS TAKING THEM TO
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THE REVIVAL WITH YOU.
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WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
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I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS.
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OKAY.
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SO YOU JUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY
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HAVE NO JUNK FOOD, THAT THEY DO
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NOT STAY UP PAST 10:00, AND,
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PLEASE, NO SCARY MOVIES.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THEM
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WITH YOU?
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BECAUSE I HAVE A MEETING
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BEFORE SERVICE, BABY, AND I
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DON'T WANT THEM AT THE CHURCH
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JUST HANGING OUT.
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WELL, BABY, LET THEM TAKE
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SOME SWIMSUITS.
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THEY CAN SWIM IN THE BAPTISMAL
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POOL.
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THEY CAN HAVE FUN AND GET SAVED
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AT THE SAME TIME.
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HA HA!
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I JUST
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WONDER ABOUT YOU.
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I WAS JUST MAKING
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SUGGESTIONS, BABY.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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ELLA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THOSE ARE MY SNACKS, BABY.
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I'M TAKING THEM THEM TO THE
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FIREHOUSE FOR THE POKER PARTY.
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CURTIS, I'M THROWING THEM
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OUT.
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I SAID, NO JUNK FOOD.
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WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH
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ME?
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OHH! AND WOULD YOU PLEASE GET
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RID OF THESE CIGARS?
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ELLA!
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CURTIS, NO SMOKING IN FRONT
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OF THE CHILDREN.
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WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE WE
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SUPPOSED TO DO, BABY?
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IT'S A POKER PARTY!
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PLAY POKER, AND BE GLAD I'M
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LETTING YOU DO THAT.
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OKAY, THEN LET ME REPHRASE
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THE QUESTION.
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WHAT ELSE CAN'T WE DO?
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DRINK LIQUOR, CUSS, AND TALK
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ALL CRAZY ABOUT WOMEN IN FRONT
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OF THE CHILDREN.
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GOD BLESS YOU!
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TELL HIM I SAID, "WHAT'S UP?"
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STOP SMILING!
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COME ON. COME ON!
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PLANT IT RIGHT THERE.
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THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
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WHAT?
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CAN I HAVE SOME WATER?
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THERE.
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DIDN'T YOU HAVE SOME WATER
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YESTERDAY?
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NOW, LOOK.
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Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA BOTHER ME,
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OKAY?
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NOW, YOU CAN'T HAVE NO WATER,
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YOU CAN'T EAT, YOU CAN'T DRINK,
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YOU CAN'T WATCH TV, YOU CAN'T DO
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NOTHING I CAN'T DO.
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ARE WE ON PUNISHMENT?
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NO, BUT APPARENTLY I AM.
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OKAY, THAT'S THE GUYS ARE
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COMING.
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SO Y'ALL JUST STAY THERE AND
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DON'T MOVE.
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DON'T DO NOTHING.
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NEVER?
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NEVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY, GUYS.
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WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF
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PAYNE!
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LEAVE YOUR WALLETS AT THE DOOR,
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'CAUSE I'M TAKING YOUR MONEY!
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YEAH, YOU WISH.
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HEY, CHIEF, WHAT ARE JAZMINE
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AND MALIK DOING HERE?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THEY'RE NOT HERE.
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THEY'RE AT THE HOUSE, ASLEEP IN
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THE BED.
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OH.
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KEENAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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HERE?
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I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T COME.
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I'M NOT HERE.
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NEITHER ARE WE.
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I'M AT THE GROCERY STORE
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GETTING MILK.
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PLEASE, JUST LET ME ENJOY
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MYSELF.
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AHHH...BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
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LIKE A GOOD...STOGIE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HERE, IT'S HEALTHIER.
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WELL, WHO WANTS AN ICE-COLD
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BREWSKI, EH?
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HEY.
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WHOO!
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PAY ATTENTION.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE NO BREWSKIS.
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THE KIDS! HERE.
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HAVE SOME WARM JUICESKIS.
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JUICE?
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I MEAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?
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WHAT'S A POKER PARTY WITHOUT A
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PARTY?
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YEAH, THAT'S LIKE FIGHTING A
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FIRE WITHOUT A FLAME.
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YEAH, OR HAVING A CHIMMY
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WITHOUT A CHANGA!
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YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS IS NOT A
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PARTY!
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THIS IS MY FIREHOUSE!
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YEAH!
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AND IN MY FIREHOUSE, I DO AS
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I DARN -- DAMN WELL PLEASE!
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YEAH!
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THIS IS A POKER PARTY!
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THAT'S RIGHT!
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SO LET'S PARTY!
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YEAH!
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HERE, HERE.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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OH, OH. SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
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THIS IS KIM.
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THIS IS KIM.
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HELLO, SWEETIE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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CLEANUP IN AISLE 5.
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CLEANUP IN AISLE 5.
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BEEP!
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WOULD YOU LIKE PAPER OR PLASTIC?
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THIS LINE IS FOR 10 ITEMS OR
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LESS, SIR.
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OKAY.
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I GOT TO GO.
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WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?
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ALL THAT DIDN'T WORK?
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NO.
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KIM'S PARKED OUTSIDE.
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OH, KEENAN, MAN UP.
427
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COME ON!
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SHE'S A COP.
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SHE CARRIES A GUN.
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WELL, DON'T FORGET YOUR
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PANTIES.
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AH, JUST BRING THEM FOR ME
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TOMORROW AT WORK.
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I THINK WE'RE OFF PUNISHMENT.
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GO ASK HIM.
436
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NO, YOU GO ASK HIM.
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HEY, I'M NOT GONNA ASK HIM.
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I KNOW.
439
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LET'S DOUBLE-TEAM HIM.
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COOL.
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UNCLE CURTIS, CAN I PLAY POKER?
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UNCLE CURTIS, CAN I WATCH A
443
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,400
MOVIE?
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GUESS WHAT?
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Y'ALL CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
446
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TO DO BECAUSE THIS IS MY HOUSE,
447
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AND IN MY HOUSE, I MAKE THE
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RULES.
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MATTER OF FACT, MALIK, JUST SIT
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YOURSELF DOWN RIGHT THERE.
451
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WE NEED A FOURTH MAN.
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AND, BABY, YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND
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CUT THAT LITTLE TV ON, AND YOU
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WATCH IT ALL YOU WANT TO.
455
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OH, I KNOW.
456
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I'M GONNA GO WATCH A SCARY ONE.
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OOH! YOU'RE SCARING ME
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ALREADY.
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HEY, CUT THE LIGHTS OFF.
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IT'LL BE MORE SCARY!
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OKAY, UNC, DEAL ME IN.
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SWEET!
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00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:05,067
PARDON ME, MALIK, BUT THIS IS
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GONNA BE LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM
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A BABY.
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00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:09,067
WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THIS
467
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MONEY?
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MY ALLOWANCE.
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HEY, PLUS I TUTOR COUSIN CALVIN
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ON THE WEEKENDS.
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HA! WELL, LET'S HEAR IT FOR
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CALVIN -- HIP HIP HOORAY!
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THE DINNER WAS DELICIOUS.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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I HAVEN'T HAD A WOMAN COOK
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FOR ME IN A LONG TIME.
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HELL, THE WOMEN I KNOW, THEY
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DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK.
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THEY MICROWAVE.
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I DO LOVE ME SOME MICROWAVE
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POPCORN.
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I LIKE PICKING OUT THE LITTLE
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HALF-KERNELS WITH -- THEY
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HALF-POPPED.
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ME, TOO.
486
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,433
SO, TELL ME, HAVE YOU FOUND THAT
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YOUR PERFORMANCE HAS EVER
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DECLINED BECAUSE OF YOUR
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PERSONAL ISSUES?
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00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,600
HEH. MY PERFORMANCE?
491
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,767
OH, YES, AT WORK.
492
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,300
HAVE YOU FOUND THAT YOUR STRESS
493
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,167
CAUSED YOU PROBLEMS ON THE JOB?
494
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,600
YOU MEAN THAT PERFORMANCE!
495
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GIRL, I THOUGHT YOU WAS TALKING
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ABOUT...
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NEVER MIND.
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00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,833
YEAH, WELL, IT'S -- IT'S HARD,
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I MEAN, BECAUSE MY DAD IS MY
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BOSS, AND HE'S ALWAYS HARASSING
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00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:08,767
ME.
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OH, MY GOODNESS, CALVIN.
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I FORGOT.
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00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:12,767
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE WORKING
505
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WITH YOUR FATHER.
506
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OH.
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YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS ADDS A
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WHOLE NEW FACET TO MY BOOK?
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WHAT DID IT ADD?
510
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I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
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THE CENTRAL FOCUS OF MY FINAL
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CHAPTER.
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SWEET. HEH!
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COULD IT BE -- COULD IT BE
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TITLED, "PLAY ON, PLAYA"?
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MAYBE SO.
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OH. UM...CAN WE SEE EACH OTHER
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AGAIN, MAYBE, YOU KNOW, TO TALK
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SOME MORE?
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WHY DON'T I SPEND THE NIGHT?
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YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE PIE.
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NO. I MEAN, WE CAN HAVE LUNCH
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TOMORROW.
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OH, OKAY.
525
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,300
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
526
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,767
I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING VERY
527
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,100
SPECIAL THAT I WANT TO GIVE YOU.
528
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,667
OH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE
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00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,600
IT TO ME, NOW?
530
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NO. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE
531
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,633
WHO WAIT.
532
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,600
OKAY.
533
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,233
HOW ABOUT NOW?
534
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:08,067
GOOD NIGHT.
535
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:11,133
GOOD NIGHT.
536
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:11,867
UH...
537
00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,067
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
538
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,433
DR. GILCREST?
539
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,167
HOW ABOUT NOW?
540
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:16,967
I WAITED.
541
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:19,800
GOOD NIGHT, CALVIN.
542
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:24,667
HA HA!
543
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:25,900
YOU WERE RIGHT, BART.
544
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,067
THIS WAS LIKE TAKING MONEY FROM
545
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,600
A BABY.
546
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,400
OH! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
547
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,267
I LOST MY LUCKY DOLLAR.
548
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:35,433
BART, VáMONOS.
549
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,633
OH.
550
00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:37,767
COME ON, PLAY SOME MORE.
551
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:39,067
I GOT A COUPLE LEFT.
552
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,067
I'M GONNA GET THAT MONEY BACK,
553
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,200
BOY, YOU HEAR?
554
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,567
HEY, WHERE Y'ALL GOING?
555
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,667
COME ON, WE'RE STILL PLAYING!
556
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,667
WE GOT SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH!
557
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:45,933
HOOTIE HOO!
558
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:48,267
CURTIS, WHAT IS GOING ON IN
559
00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:49,433
HERE?
560
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,667
I'M JUST GETTING MY HUSTLE
561
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,500
ON.
562
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,833
BOY, WILL YOU HUSH BEFORE WE
563
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,067
GET IN TROUBLE?
564
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,167
OH, IT'S TOO LATE.
565
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,900
[ SCREAMING ]
566
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,467
JAZMINE?
567
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:00,200
WHAT IS IT, BABY?
568
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,067
WHAT IS IT?
569
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,067
THAT MOVIE SCARED ME!
570
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,400
DIDN'T I TELL YOU NO SCARY
571
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,067
MOVIES?
572
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,200
MALIK, AND TAKE OFF ALL THAT
573
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,367
BLING, SITTING OVER THERE
574
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,500
LOOKING LIKE THE RAPPER --
575
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,700
WHAT'S THAT LITTLE BOY'S NAME?
576
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,067
LITTLE JONATHAN.
577
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,367
WHAT?!
578
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:14,533
MALIK.
579
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:15,667
YEAH!
580
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,700
GET OUT OF HERE.
581
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,800
OKAY!
582
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,500
MALIK, GO ACROSS THE STREET.
583
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,933
WHAT YOU SAY?
584
00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,067
WHAT?
585
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:22,733
UNH-UNH.
586
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:23,767
COME ON, JAZI, LET'S GO.
587
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:24,833
OKAY.
588
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,967
MALIK, LEAVE THAT, AND COME
589
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,900
ON!
590
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:31,567
YOU THINK I'M PLAYING WITH YOU?
591
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,633
THAT BOY'S CRAZY.
592
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,667
OOH, I'M GETTING MY MONEY BACK,
593
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,833
THOUGH.
594
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:36,767
[ CHUCKLES ]
595
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,067
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
596
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,400
I'M GOING BACK OVER TO THE
597
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,267
HOUSE.
598
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,133
OH, NO, NO, NO, BABY.
599
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,167
YOU GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE, IN
600
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,333
THE DOGHOUSE.
601
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,533
W-WHAT? WHAT?!
602
00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,167
CURTIS!
603
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,100
BUT, ELLA!
604
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,067
YEAH!
605
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,600
COME ON, BA--
606
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,867
CAN YOU ASK MALIK TO GIVE ME MY
607
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:57,467
WEDDING RING BACK?
608
00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,533
GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. GILCREST.
609
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:00,800
OH, AFTER ALL YOU SHARED WITH
610
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,133
ME LAST NIGHT, PLEASE, CALL ME
611
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,367
LYNN.
612
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,633
OH. OKAY, LYNN.
613
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,600
PLEASE.
614
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,167
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
615
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,767
YOU ARE SUCH A GENTLEMAN.
616
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:11,867
THANK YOU.
617
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:12,767
WHY DOES THE CARD SAY, "REST IN
618
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:13,667
PEACE?"
619
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,633
OH! OH, NEVER MIND THAT.
620
00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:16,300
NEVER MIND THAT.
621
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,133
SIT DOWN.
622
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:17,967
SOMETHING I NEED TO GET OFF MY
623
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,800
CHEST.
624
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,667
HI, SWEETHEART.
625
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,967
OOH.
626
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,267
AND YOU MUST BE CALVIN.
627
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,700
I'M JOSEPH.
628
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,067
YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU.
629
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:30,633
YOU MUST BE LYNN'S BROTHER.
630
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:31,533
NO.
631
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,567
HER COUSIN?
632
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,600
NO.
633
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,600
HA! YOU GOT ME.
634
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,833
SO, YOU'RE HER NEIGHBOR'S BABY'S
635
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,967
DADDY?
636
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:40,233
THIS IS MY FIANCéE,
637
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,300
JOSEPH MASON.
638
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,267
CALVIN, I WANT TO PERSONALLY
639
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:44,267
THANK YOU FOR HELPING LYNN WITH
640
00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:45,400
HER BOOK.
641
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,300
SHE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT
642
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,433
YOU.
643
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,500
ISN'T HE SO HANDSOME, DEAR?
644
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,267
YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN
645
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,067
THINKING?
646
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,067
MM-HMM?
647
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:52,833
YOU SHOULD INTRODUCE HIM TO
648
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,133
YOUR NIECE.
649
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,567
YEAH, MAYBE I WILL.
650
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:57,933
DEAR, I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE A
651
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,200
SHOWER BEFORE WE GO TO LUNCH, SO
652
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,833
I'LL MEET YOU GUYS LATER, ALL
653
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,500
RIGHT?
654
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,267
OKAY.
655
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:06,300
ALL RIGHT.
656
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,067
SO, YOU...
657
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,267
CALVIN, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
658
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,133
UH...
659
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,200
NO, NO, NO.
660
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,167
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WEREN'T
661
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,867
SINGLE.
662
00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:21,533
DID YOU THINK THAT I WAS...
663
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,600
INTERESTED IN YOU?
664
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,767
NO, NO. NO.
665
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:25,800
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
666
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,867
COME ON.
667
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:27,733
GIRL, YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY
668
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:29,167
MAMA.
669
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,533
I MEAN -- I MEAN, MY -- MY -- MY
670
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,067
LOVER.
671
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:32,833
I MEAN, NO.
672
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:33,633
I MEAN, WE'RE COOL.
673
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:34,500
WE'RE COOL.
674
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,500
LOOK.
675
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,100
IF -- IF YOU WERE ENGAGED, WHAT
676
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,533
DID YOU WANT TO GIVE ME?
677
00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:40,167
WELL, I WANTED YOU TO RECEIVE
678
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:43,867
THE FIRST COPY OF MY MANUSCRIPT.
679
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:44,667
I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO
680
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,767
COMPLETE IT WITHOUT YOU.
681
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,067
WOW.
682
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,367
PINK BOW AND EVERYTHING.
683
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,600
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
684
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,100
WELL, LOOK.
685
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,400
IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT BETWEEN
686
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,133
YOU AND THE WEATHER-MAN-LOOKING
687
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,733
GUY, YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME AT
688
00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:01,067
THE FIREHOUSE -- ALWAYS.
689
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,067
I'LL LET Y'ALL CHANGE THE
690
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,233
FORECAST OR SOMETHING LIKE
691
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,900
THAT.
692
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,233
YOU TAKE CARE.
693
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,233
OH, CALVIN.
694
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,700
OH, HEY, CALVIN!
695
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,833
OH!
696
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,600
[ CHUCKLES ]
697
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,933
BYE-BYE.
698
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,700
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
699
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,567
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
700
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:21,433
PLAYBOY!
701
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,633
WHAT UP, PLAYBOY?
702
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:23,767
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?
703
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,067
HER MAN WAS THERE.
704
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,800
[ LAUGHS ]
705
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,733
IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TRYING
706
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,933
TO DATE A WOMAN AS OLD AS YOUR
707
00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:32,267
MAMA.
708
00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,733
WHAT -- SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
709
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,967
MAN, I TOOK HER FLOWERS, AND
710
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,067
SHE TOLD ME TO CALL HER "LYNN,"
711
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:40,733
AND SOME BIG DENZEL TYPE WALKED
712
00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:42,900
IN AND...KISSED HER.
713
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:43,967
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE
714
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:44,833
WORSE.
715
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:45,767
HOW?
716
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:46,600
YOU COULD'VE FOUND OUT THAT
717
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,067
SHE WAS A MAN...WHO'S NOW A
718
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:51,467
WOMAN...WHO'S NOW A LESBIAN.
719
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:52,567
CURTIS.
720
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:53,400
I SEE YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING
721
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,367
"JERRY SPRINGER" AGAIN.
722
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,267
LISTEN, BABY, DON'T WORRY.
723
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,267
SOME WOMAN YOUR OWN AGE WILL
724
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,533
COME ALONG ONE DAY.
725
00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:00,700
YEAH, BUT, OF COURSE, SINCE
726
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,567
YOU'RE NOT THE PLAYER YOU
727
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:02,800
THOUGHT YOU WERE, YOU'LL BE
728
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,267
SITTING IN THE WINDOW, WATCHING
729
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,833
HER GO BY.
730
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,600
[ LAUGHS ]
43644
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