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MORNING, DADDY.
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WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
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WELL, SINCE AUNT ELLA DIDN'T
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COME OUT OF HER ROOM FOR
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BREAKFAST THIS MORNING --
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FROOTY HOOPS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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AUNTIE ELLA USUALLY PREPARES A
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HOT BREAKFAST.
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HOT?
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YOU WANT HOT, I CAN MAKE HOT.
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WHOA! NO, NO, NO!
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THEN WHAT Y'ALL WANT?
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YOU WANT PANCAKES, FRENCH TOAST?
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OR YOU WANT MY FAMOUS OMELET
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SURPRISE?
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UH...
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NO, THANK YOU.
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YEAH, I'D RATHER NOT BE
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SURPRISED BECAUSE LAST TIME MY
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STOMACH WAS PRETTY SURPRISED.
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SO I'LL JUST TAKE THE
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FROOTY HOOPS.
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FROOTY HOOPS IT IS.
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MORNING, BABIES.
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MORNING.
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MORNING, C.J.
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MORNING.
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WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
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Both: FROOTY HOOPS.
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UNLESS YOU WANT SOMETHING
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ELSE.
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I CAN COOK NOW.
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OH, NO! NO, NO.
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UH, WHERE -- WHERE'S MISS ELLA?
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SHE DIDN'T COME OUT FOR
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BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, BUT I
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CAN COOK.
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THAT'S -- THAT'S -- NO,
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL DO FROOTY HOOPS.
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HA HA!
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GOOD MORNING, FREELOADERS.
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OH, BEFORE YOU ASK, AUNT ELLA
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DID NOT COME OUT OF HER ROOM FOR
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BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.
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SO WE'RE ALL HAVING
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FROOTY HOOPS.
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I KNOW SHE DIDN'T COME OUT.
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SHE GOT THE FLU.
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Together: THE FLU?!
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BUT AUNTIE ELLA DOESN'T GET
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SICK.
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ARE YOU SURE SHE AIN'T JUST
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TIRED AND JUST WANTED TO SLEEP
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IN?
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YOU SEE THIS SHIRT?
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SHE THREW UP ALL OVER IT.
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[ IMITATES VOMITING ]
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UGH.
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THANK YOU.
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NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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WITHOUT AUNTIE ELLA, WE WON'T
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HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES.
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WE WON'T HAVE DISHES.
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W-WE WON'T HAVE FOOD!
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
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CALM DOWN, BOY! CALM DOWN!
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GIVE HER ALL SHE'S GOT!
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COME BACK, BOY! COME BACK!
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COME BACK!
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SIT DOWN!
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I'M THE FIRE CHIEF.
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I HANDLE SITUATIONS.
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THAT'S WHAT I DO.
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WHAT YOU GONNA DO FIRST?
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[ Voice breaking ] I'M GONNA
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ASK ELLA WHAT TO DO.
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POPS, PLEASE.
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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LAST TIME I DID MY OWN
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LAUNDRY, MY BOXERS TURNED INTO
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A THONG.
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SOUNDS LIKE TO ME YOU GOT
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THREE CHOICES.
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YOU CAN EITHER TAKE THEM TO THE
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LAUNDROMAT, YOU CAN TAKE THEM TO
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THE CLEANERS, OR YOU CAN MAKE
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FUNKY THE NEW SEXY.
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GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT!
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WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT?
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SHE GOT THE PART IN THE
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SCHOOL PLAY.
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[ SQUEALS ]
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY IT.
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WELL, YOU WERE TAKING TOO
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LONG.
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AWW!
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WELL, WHICH PLAY IS IT,
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SWEETHEART?
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THAT'S GREAT.
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HOW BIG IS YOUR PART, BABY?
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AND DO I HAVE TO GO?
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I'M THE PRINCESS IN
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"PRINCESS AND THE PEACH."
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OOH, YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH A
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BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS, SWEETIE.
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I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN THE
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SCHOOL PLAY.
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I HAD THE LEAD IN
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"OLIVER TWIST."
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I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES.
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[ English accent ] "PLEASE, SIR,
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MAY I HAVE SOME MORE GRUB?"
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WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE OLIVER TWIST.
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HEY, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN
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"THE WIZ."
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I WAS THE STAR.
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OOH! WERE YOU DOROTHY?
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[ FAKES LAUGHING ]
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NO. I WAS THE LION.
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AND I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES.
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[ ROARS ]
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DOROTHY WAS THE STAR.
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PROPAGANDA MADE DOROTHY THE
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STAR.
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DOROTHY --
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THE STAR WAS THE LION.
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COME ON, JAZZY.
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I'LL COACH YOU.
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DID YOU KNOW MOMMY WAS IN A LOT
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OF PLAYS, STARTING ABOUT AT YOUR
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AGE?
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I WAS A WITCH. I'VE BEEN A TREE.
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I THOUGHT ABOUT AUDITIONING FOR
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"AIDA" ON BROADWAY, BUT I CAN
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SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A PRINCESS,
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BABY.
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YOUR MOMMY'S BEEN A LOT OF
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PRINCESSES.
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OOH!
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OOH, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
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WHAT?
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SHE USED TO STAR IN
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"THE PRINCESS AND THE --"
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DON'T YOU SAY IT.
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"PIPE."
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OHH! THAT'S JUST WRONG.
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OH! FELT GOOD.
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"CLOSED"?
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HELLO. MAY I HELP YOU?
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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YEAH.
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UNCLE CURTIS, WHY IS THERE A
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CLOSED SIGN FOR THE KITCHEN?
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BECAUSE THE DINER IS CLOSED.
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WE'RE CLOSED UNTIL DINNERTIME.
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IT'S ABOUT A HALF-HOUR AWAY.
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BUT AUNTIE ELLA NEVER CLOSED
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DOWN THE KITCHEN.
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NEW CHEF, NEW RULES.
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WELL, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A
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SNACK?
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READ THE SIGN.
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WHAT'S THE SIGN SAY?
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IT SAYS "OPEN FOR" WHAT?
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BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.
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UNCLE CURTIS, I'M HUNGRY.
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I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT THIS
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TIME BECAUSE I LIKE YOU...
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A LITTLE BIT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ORDER?
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UM, SOME CARROTS.
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K-A--
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UNCLE CURTIS.
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WILL YOU PLEASE -- I'M
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DOING -- I'M WORKING.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OKAY, YOU WANT CHOPPED
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CARROTS OR WHOLE CARROTS?
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HMM. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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CHOPPED CARROTS OR WHOLE
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CARROTS?
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THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU.
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COULD YOU PLEASE ORDER, SIR?
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UNCLE CURTIS, I'LL TAKE
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WHOLE CARROTS.
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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UNCLE CURTIS, WHO ARE YOU --
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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I'M TALKING TO THE COOK.
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU
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SPEAKING?
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I'M SPEAKING COOK LANGUAGE.
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THIS IS CHEF LANGUAGE,
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INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE.
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YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT 'CAUSE
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YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE, UH, CHEF
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COOK SCHOOL.
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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DID YOU SAY YOU WANT CHOCOLATE
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OR RANCH DRESSING?
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UM, TELL HER I WANT
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CHOCOLATE.
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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WHAT'D SHE --
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PLEASE. THAT'S RUDE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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SHE SAID, "NO."
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SHE SAID, "YOU DON'T NEED
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CHOCOLATE.
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THERE'S TOO MUCH.
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THERE'S TOO MUCH.
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NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU."
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TELL HER I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
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MY CARROTS PLAIN THEN.
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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UNCLE CURTIS, NOW YOU SOUND
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LIKE YOU'RE SPANISH.
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SHE'S BI-- SHE'S -- SHE'S
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MIXED.
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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SHE SAID WE DON'T HAVE
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CARROTS.
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[ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ]
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NO, YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK
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LIKE THAT!
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YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK LIKE
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THAT!
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YOU DON'T TALK TO MY COOK
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LIKE THAT!
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YOU MUST LEAVE THE PREMISES,
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SIR.
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[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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MOMMY, I'M TIRED OF
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PRACTICING.
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CAN WE AT LEAST JUST TAKE A
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BREAK?
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NO. NO, NO, NO.
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WE NEED FOR YOU TO BE READY,
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OKAY?
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NOW I WANT YOU TO COME FROM YOUR
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DIAPHRAGM.
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REMEMBER -- YOU GOT TO PROJECT.
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KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, SHOULDERS
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DOWN.
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OKAY, WE'RE GOING FROM THE TOP.
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LET'S GO.
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OH, QUEEN GERALDINE, I'M SO
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TIRED.
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I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK ON THAT
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BED.
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CUT! CUT.
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JAZZY, WHAT ARE YOU -- BABY, HOW
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DO YOU EXPECT TO MARRY THE
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PRINCE RECITING LINES LIKE THAT?
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WHA--
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BABY, YOU WANT TO BE A STAR,
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HUH?
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HERE IS WHERE YOU START PAYING
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IN SWEAT.
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ARE YOU SWEATING?
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ARE YOU SWEATING?
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I DON'T SEE NO SWEAT.
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WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
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WHERE IS YOUR FOCUS, HUH?
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WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVATION?
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I DON'T KNOW. I'M TIRED.
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NO!
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NO, JAZMINE, JAZMINE, YOUR
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MOTIVATION IS THAT YOU ARE --
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YOU ARE -- YOU'RE TIRED.
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YOU'RE SO TIRED OF BEING A SMALL
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FARM GIRL, OKAY?
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YOU'RE READY TO BECOME THE NEXT
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PRINCESS OF PEACHVILLE, ALL
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RIGHT?
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YOU HAVE TO WALK IT.
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EVERYTHING MUST BE GLAM.
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NAOMI CAMPBELL, IF YOU HAVE
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TO, OKAY?
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BUT YOU NEED TO BRING IT, OR
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ELSE SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY'S
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ALWAYS READY TO TAKE YOUR SPOT,
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BABY.
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TRUST ME. I KNOW.
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THAT GIRL CAROLINE TOOK --
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STAY ON YOU.
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LISTEN, YOU NEED TO FOCUS, ALL
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RIGHT?
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NOW YOU WANT TO RUN IT FROM THE
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TOP AGAIN?
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WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
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CAN I JUST BE JAZMINE FOR
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RIGHT NOW?
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[ SIGHS ]
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OH, OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOU CAN TAKE
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A BREAK FOR A S-- A LITTLE
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BREAK, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT AFTER DINNER WE'RE RIGHT
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BACK AT IT, OKAY?
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I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BRING IT.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP.
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YOU GOT TO COME UP.
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YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK CRAZY.
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UNCLE CURTIS, CAN I HAVE
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SOME WATER?
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WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT.
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WATCH OUT. WHAT YOU DOING?
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?
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NO KITCHEN?
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HUH?
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YOU CAN'T GO IN THE KITCHEN.
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WHAT YOU NEED?
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UH, CAN I HAVE SOME WATER?
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GO FIND A SINK.
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CUP YOUR HANDS.
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SPLASH THE WATER IN YOUR MOUTH.
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THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL.
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THAT'S HOW WE USED TO DO IT.
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THIS WHOLE FAMILY IS
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SO CRAZY.
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STUPID PLAY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, LITTLE
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GIRL, LITTLE GIRL, WATCH WHERE
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YOU'RE THROWING YOUR STUFF.
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I JUST CLEANED UP.
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SORRY, UNC.
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SHE'S JUST UPSET THAT SHE GOT
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DEMOTED IN THE SCHOOL PLAY DOWN
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TO A TREE.
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YEAH, AND THANKS TO MOMMY,
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MY TEACHER SAID THAT I WAS OVER
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THE TOP, AND NOW I'M A DUMB OLD
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TREE WITH NO LINES!
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WELL, I'M -- I'M -- I'M
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SORRY, JAZZY.
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE
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HELPFUL -- ACH...
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UNH-UNH!
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UNH-UNH. UNH-UNH.
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[ SNEEZES ]
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TO THE BACK!
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TAKE IT TO THE BACK!
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GERM-FREE ZONE, GERM-FREE
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ZONE.
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GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
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KEEP IT BACK THERE.
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OH, ELLA!
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NOT AGAIN!
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ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
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BABY, TREES ARE NOT THAT
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BAD, YOU KNOW?
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WE NEED TREES.
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TREES ARE -- THEY HAVE LEAVES.
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THEY'RE STRONG.
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UM, THEY -- THEY HAVE CHARACTER.
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THEY, UH -- THEY GIVE US OXYGEN.
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THEY --
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GET PEED ON.
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NO.
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I WAS GONNA SAY THAT THEY'RE
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USED TO BUILD THINGS.
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BUT I WANTED TO BE A
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PRINCESS.
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WELL, BABY YOU ARE ALWAYS
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GONNA BE MY LITTLE PRINCESS,
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OKAY?
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NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I USED
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TO DO WHEN I WAS A TREE, OKAY?
381
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NOW, THIS IS THE TRUNK.
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MM-HMM.
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THESE ARE THE BRANCHES,
384
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RIGHT?
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THESE ARE THE LEAVES.
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UH-OH!
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IT'S WINDY! IT'S WINDY OUTSIDE!
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WHOA! WHOA!
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UH-OH. UH-OH.
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I SEE A TREE THAT'S IN KANSAS.
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OH, IS THAT A TORNADO COMING TO
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PULL IT UP OUT OF ITS ROOTS AND
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SNAP IT LIKE A TWIG?
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OH! AND THE TORNADO KNOCKS IT
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INTO THE HOUSE, AND IT SMACKS
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MALIK RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
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THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.
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MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO STAND
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STILL.
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JAZZY, LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU
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DON'T HAVE LINES DOES NOT MEAN
402
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YOU GOT TO BE BORING.
403
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NOW, SOMETIMES, THE SMALLEST
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PART, THE SMALLEST ROLE CAN
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STEAL THE WHOLE SHOW!
406
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[ SIGHS ]
407
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,467
OKAY, DADDY, I'LL BE A TREE.
408
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ALL RIGHT.
409
00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:09,133
NOW LET ME SEE YOUR FUNKY TREE.
410
00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,000
THE WIND IS BLOWING.
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THE WIND IS BLOWING.
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THE WIND IS -- UH-OH! UH-OH!
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THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S GOOD, BABY!
414
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THANK YOU, DADDY.
415
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AND REMEMBER -- A TREE LIVES
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A WHOLE LOT LONGER THAN A
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PRINCESS.
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00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,867
YUP, UNLESS THEY STAY IN THE
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RAINFOREST OR GET CHOPPED DOWN.
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00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:31,900
I GOT DEMOTED AGAIN.
421
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,800
AGAIN, DADDY!
422
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,467
HUH?
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00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,667
NOW I'M NOT EVEN A TREE.
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I'M A ROCK!
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A ROCK, SOMETHING YOU SEE
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00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,733
OUTSIDE, DADDY.
427
00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:42,967
I COULD CRUSH A ROCK RIGHT NOW
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00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:45,633
'CAUSE MY TEACHER SAID, "A TREE
429
00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,467
CAN'T DO THE WALKING OUT."
430
00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:48,133
WHAT?
431
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,300
NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
432
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,067
BRANCHES, LEAVES, AND YOU CAN'T
433
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,333
DO ANY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.
434
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[ CHUCKLES ]
435
00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:54,567
HEY, DAD, LET'S SEE YOU TRY TO
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00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:56,200
SOLVE THIS ONE 'CAUSE ROCKS --
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00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,033
THEY'RE PRECIOUS, LITTLE
438
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:57,833
MINERALS, AIN'T THEY?
439
00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:58,633
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, TOO.
440
00:10:58,633 --> 00:10:59,300
SHUT UP!
441
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,133
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
442
00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,933
SIT YOUR ROCKHEAD DOWN.
443
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,533
NOW, JAZZY. ROCKS ARE GOOD, TOO.
444
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,800
YEAH, UNLESS THEY GET PEED
445
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,700
ON.
446
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,267
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT
447
00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:12,133
THIS STUPID PLAY ANYMORE!
448
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,133
I'M QUITTING.
449
00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:14,967
THAT'S IT, BABY.
450
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,467
TAKE A STAND!
451
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,500
ROCKS ARE GOOD.
452
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,700
WE NEED ROCKS.
453
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,867
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ROCKS, WE'D
454
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:22,867
HAVE NO MOUNT RUSHMORE, NO ROCK
455
00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,600
OF GIBRALTAR, NO --
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00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,167
CRACK HOUSES.
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00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:27,800
DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO
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00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,067
BE HELPFUL AND EVERYTHING, BUT
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00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,433
I DON'T THINK JAZMINE KNOWS WHAT
460
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:32,667
THOSE ROCKS REALLY ARE.
461
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,467
DO YOU, JAZZY?
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00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:35,567
NO? OKAY.
463
00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:39,467
UH, WELL, YOU LIKE CHRIS ROCK.
464
00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:42,067
AND YOU LIKE THE ROCK.
465
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:42,833
AND YOU LIKE TO ROCK NEW
466
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:43,600
CLOTHES.
467
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,400
YEAH!
468
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,200
SO THERE YOU GO!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,233
ALL RIGHT, DADDY.
471
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:49,067
I'LL BE A ROCK.
472
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,367
OKAY.
473
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:51,333
WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SHOW
474
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,833
YOU HOW TO BE A ROCK THEN.
475
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:56,933
UH, I GUESS I'LL PASS.
476
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,833
WELL, THEN, IF I DON'T SHOW
477
00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:58,733
YOU, WHO'S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW
478
00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:00,567
TO BE A ROCK?
479
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,400
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
480
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,400
[ SNEEZES ]
481
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,733
OH, MAN. COME ON. COME ON.
482
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:07,400
[ SNEEZES ]
483
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,067
HEY, HEY, HEY.
484
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:08,900
MAKE LIKE CALVIN.
485
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,267
BE BREEZY, SNEEZY.
486
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:11,133
COME ON, MAN.
487
00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:13,267
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
488
00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:15,733
IT'S TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH!
489
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,733
TAKE IT TO THE BACK!
490
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,133
AAH!
491
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,433
[ LAUGHS ]
492
00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:29,200
HI, UNCLE CURTIS.
493
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,733
UM, CAN YOU, UM, TEACH ME HOW TO
494
00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:33,667
BE A ROCK?
495
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,567
CAN YOU GET YOUR FEET OFF OF
496
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:39,733
ME AND GET OFF MY CHAIR?
497
00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:40,700
A WHAT?
498
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,667
CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE A
499
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,067
ROCK?
500
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:43,867
SIT ON THE COUCH.
501
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:48,800
YES!
502
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,300
THAT'S GOOD. OH, LOOK AT YOU!
503
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,467
LOOK AT -- YOU'RE A NATURAL.
504
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,467
YOU ARE A NATURAL.
505
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:57,267
LOOK LIKE A ROCK, DON'T YOU.
506
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,200
CUTE LITTLE ROCK.
507
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,567
CUTE LITTLE ROCK.
508
00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,067
LOOK AT THAT LITTLE -- LOOK AT
509
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,700
THAT LITTLE ROCK.
510
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,833
LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROCK.
511
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,767
[ GIGGLES ]
512
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,200
THANKS, UNCLE CURTIS.
513
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,400
WE -- ROCKS DON'T TALK.
514
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,733
ROCKS DON'T TALK.
515
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,200
HOLD ON.
516
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,067
YOU'RE SO GOOD I'M GONNA PUT MY
517
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,067
KEY UNDER YOU.
518
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,133
WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT?
519
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:21,967
HOW YOU DOING, CALVIN?
520
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,467
WHERE'S POPS?
521
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:24,733
HE'S IN THE BACK TAKING CARE
522
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:25,600
OF AUNTIE ELLA.
523
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,400
OH.
524
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,300
WELL, THEN HE WON'T MIND IF I
525
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,700
HELP MYSELF TO SOME FOOD.
526
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,233
[ POPS LIPS ]
527
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:34,900
WHY IS THERE A CHAIN AROUND THE
528
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,800
KITCHEN DOOR?
529
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,633
THE DINER'S CLOSED.
530
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,233
OKAY.
531
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,800
SO, WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT?
532
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,333
SICK.
533
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,567
OHH, WHY ARE YOU SO SAD,
534
00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,633
LITTLE BIT?
535
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,300
WELL, IT'S JUST THAT AT FIRST
536
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,567
I WAS A PRINCESS IN THE SCHOOL
537
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,267
PLAY.
538
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:54,933
MM-HMM.
539
00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:55,800
BUT THEN MY MOMMY COACHED
540
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,633
ME, AND THEN I GOT DEMOTED TO A
541
00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,067
TREE.
542
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,200
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A
543
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,067
TREE?
544
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,367
UH, NOTHING, BUT THEN MY
545
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,067
DADDY COACHED ME, AND THEN I GOT
546
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,133
DEMOTED TO A ROCK.
547
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:06,900
[ CHUCKLES ]
548
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,133
WHAT'S NEXT, DIRT?
549
00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:11,067
[ LAUGHS ]
550
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,400
I'M JUST KIDDING.
551
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,267
WELL, LOOK, AT LEAST YOU'RE
552
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,700
STILL IN IT.
553
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,867
YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER NOT BE.
554
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,333
LOOK, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS
555
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,133
LEARN ALL THE PARTS.
556
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:25,467
LET'S SEE YOUR PRINCESS.
557
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,733
HA! NOW TURN THE OTHER WAY.
558
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,867
TURN THE OTHER WAY.
559
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,167
NOW LET'S SEE YOUR TREE.
560
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:34,533
OKAY, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR ROCK.
561
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:35,933
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ROCK.
562
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,933
[ GIGGLES ]
563
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,167
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR AUNTIE
564
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,500
AND MAMA DO THIS MESS.
565
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,500
OW! STOP.
566
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,633
OKAY, I'M DONE ANYWAY.
567
00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:54,233
I CANNOT GO TO THE PLAY
568
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,167
LOOKING LIKE THIS.
569
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,067
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
570
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:56,867
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT
571
00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:57,500
LOOK LIKE.
572
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,733
I CAN FEEL IT.
573
00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,600
YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A ROCK.
574
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,700
NOW YOU'RE A ROCK WITH FUNGUS.
575
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:03,733
UNCLE CURTIS.
576
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:04,933
WHAT?
577
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:06,067
CAN I HAVE SOME MORE TISSUE,
578
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:06,700
PLEASE?
579
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,067
I'M OUT.
580
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,500
GETTING ON MY NERVES.
581
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,767
STAY HERE.
582
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:11,533
DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE.
583
00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:12,667
YOU STILL GOT TO PAY ME.
584
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:15,967
[ COUGHS ]
585
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:16,767
[ GROANS ] THANK YOU.
586
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,833
DON'T TOUCH THE BOX!
587
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,767
WHAT YOU TOUCH THE BOX FOR?
588
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:19,667
JUST TAKE THE TISSUE!
589
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:20,867
OKAY, OKAY.
590
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:21,767
CAN I GET SOME MORE TEA,
591
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:22,467
PLEASE?
592
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,467
HOLD ON.
593
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,300
I'M HANDING YOU THE CUP.
594
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,700
GIVE ME THE CUP THEN.
595
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:33,667
WHY ARE YOU TWO IN HERE
596
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,067
CONTAMINATING MY ROOM?
597
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,067
WHY DON'T Y'ALL GO IN THE BACK?
598
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:37,867
[ COUGHING ]
599
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:38,900
WE WANT TO SEE JAZMINE IN HER
600
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,300
PLAY.
601
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,333
SEE HER FOR WHAT?
602
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,733
SHE'S JUST A ROCK.
603
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,633
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES --
604
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:44,333
NOTHING.
605
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,933
UNCLE CURTIS, COULD YOU GET
606
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:46,833
ME A BLANKET, PLEASE?
607
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:47,900
I'M CHILLY.
608
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,533
YEAH, I'LL GET YOU A BLANKET.
609
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,667
[ SNEEZES ]
610
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,300
STAY BACK. STAY BACK.
611
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,300
WHY YOU COMING OUT OF MY ROOM
612
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,533
SNEEZING?
613
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:57,400
AUNTIE ELLA SAYS SHE WANTS
614
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,800
SOME MORE SOUP, AND I WANT SOME
615
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,833
MORE ORANGE JUICE.
616
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,067
WELL, I'LL GET IT.
617
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:03,067
WHAT ABOUT MY BLANKET?
618
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,300
WHAT ABOUT MY TEA?
619
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,433
WHAT ABOUT THE PLAY?
620
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,267
UGH!
621
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,200
THE PLAY'S ABOUT TO START, AND
622
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,233
I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED.
623
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,267
I'LL TAKE HER. I'LL TAKE HER.
624
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:12,067
YOU CAN'T TAKE HER.
625
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:12,800
YOU CAN'T TAKE HER.
626
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,600
YOU SIT RIGHT THERE.
627
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,333
YOU CAN'T EVEN --
628
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:17,167
AH...AH...
629
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,433
[ SNEEZES ]
630
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:19,300
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN'T TAKE
631
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,067
HER, EITHER.
632
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:22,967
UGH.
633
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:25,300
IT'S A GERM INCUBATOR IN HERE.
634
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,200
I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF Y'ALL
635
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200
WERE READY TO GO TO THE PLAY.
636
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,433
AH...AH...
637
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,300
[ SNEEZES ]
638
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,267
JAZMINE, COUSIN CALVIN'S
639
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,900
GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE PLAY.
640
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,533
SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY.
641
00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:36,967
BABY!
642
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:37,833
JAZZY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
643
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,467
HAIR?
644
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:40,933
OH. UNCLE CURTIS DID IT.
645
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:44,433
HE -- HE SAID THAT I WAS A ROCK
646
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,133
WITH FUNGUS.
647
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,800
WITH FUNGUS.
648
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,533
FUNGUS HEAD, TAKE MY CAP.
649
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:49,667
YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO.
650
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,567
COME ON.
651
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,333
SEE YOU.
652
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,100
BYE, BABY.
653
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,767
BYE. DO GOOD.
654
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,267
SEE YOU.
655
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:58,800
[ COUGHS ]
656
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,300
[ SNEEZES ]
657
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,700
[ GROANS ]
658
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:06,133
[ COUGHS ]
659
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,333
[ GROANS ]
660
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:12,167
[SNIFFLES]
661
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,600
[ COUGHS ]
662
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,967
[ SNIFFS ]
663
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,967
[ SNEEZES ]
664
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,367
[ COUGHS ]
665
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,367
[SNIFFLES]
666
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,500
WILL YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTOR?
667
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:33,367
GUESS WHAT!
668
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,433
I WAS STARRING IN THE SCHOOL
669
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,500
PLAY.
670
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,933
OH!
671
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:37,967
YOUR TEACHER LET YOU BE THE
672
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:38,900
PRINCESS?
673
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,300
NO, SHE LET ME BE EVERYONE.
674
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,567
YEAH, ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS
675
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,600
GOT SICK, SO THE PLANTS AND THE
676
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,067
ANIMALS GOT THE MAIN ROLES.
677
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,433
EVEN THE SUN GOT TO SHINE.
678
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,700
YEAH, BUT THERE STILL WEREN'T
679
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,933
ENOUGH PEOPLE, SO I PLAYED MORE
680
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,333
THAN ONE ROLE!
681
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,100
OH, THAT'S GREAT, BABY, BUT
682
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,133
HOW DID YOU KNOW EVERYBODY'S
683
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,333
PARTS?
684
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,200
WELL, THANKS TO COUSIN
685
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,967
CALVIN, I STUDIED ALL THE
686
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:57,900
CHARACTERS' LINES.
687
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,600
SO WHAT DID YOU DO?
688
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,067
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS FROM
689
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,500
OVER HERE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
690
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,967
TO GET SICK.
691
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,067
OH, MR. TREE, I'M SO HUNGRY.
692
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,533
DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW ONE OF
693
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:09,600
YOUR PEACHES?
694
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,300
MM. THANK YOU, MR. TREE.
695
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,867
THIS IS DELICIOUS.
696
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,400
OH, MR. ROCK, DO YOU MIND IF I
697
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,133
REST ON YOU FOR A BIT?
698
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,567
THANK YOU, MR. ROCK.
699
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,833
I'M OFF TO THE CASTLE NOW.
700
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,500
[ APPLAUSE ]
701
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,467
[ LAUGHS ]
702
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,467
GREAT!
703
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,233
HEY, UNCLE CURTIS, WE'RE
704
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:32,167
GOING TO SCHOOL.
705
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:32,833
SEE YOU.
706
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,367
WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU.
707
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,367
ALL RIGHT, UNC, I'M OUT, MAN.
708
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,533
ALL RIGHT.
709
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:39,967
HEY, NEPHEW, WILL YOU GET ME
710
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,067
SOME MORE TEA, PLEASE, BEFORE
711
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:41,933
YOU LEAVE?
712
00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,733
MALIK DRANK THE LAST OF IT.
713
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,067
SEE YOU.
714
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,867
ELLA!
715
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:48,633
ELLA!
716
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,067
UNCLE CURTIS, SHE LEFT EARLY.
717
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,067
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
718
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:51,967
BYE. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
719
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:55,100
WHAT IN --
720
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,100
[ GROANING ]
721
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,567
[ COUGHING ] DAMN.
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