Original subtitles

Curtis: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

WHO BEEN EATING MY OATMEAL-RAISIN COOKIES?

Angel: NOT ME. I HATE RAISINS.

Keenan: I DIDN'T.

Bart: NO WAY, CHIEF. I KNOW BETTER.

Curtis: YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS BETTER

'CAUSE YOU KNOW THE OATMEAL-RAISIN COOKIES

ARE OFF-LIMITS.

ELLA BAKED THEM JUST FOR ME.

Bart: YEAH. WE HEARD YOU, CHIEF.

Curtis: SOMEBODY BEEN EATING MY OATMEAL-RAISIN COOKIES,

AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO IT IS. UH-HUH.

Curtis: I'M GONNA SMELL EVERYBODY'S BREATH.

AND I'M STARTING WITH YOU, BART.

Curtis: HOO-HOO!

[ COUGHS ] OKAY. THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Angel: BAD, BAD IDEA.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ONE OF US

ATE YOUR COOKIES ANYWAY, CHIEF?

Curtis: I DON'T THINK, I KNOW.

'CAUSE THERE'S A TRAIL OF RAISINS

ACROSS THE COUNTER.

Angel: RAISINS? THOSE AREN'T RAISINS.

Keenan: WHAT IS IT?

OH, CHIEF! Shh.

LOOK ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR,

BEHIND THE BREAD.

Angel: OH, MY! IT'S A HUGE--

Curtis: SHH! COME ON, Y'ALL, BE QUIET! BE QUIET. BE QUIET.

Bart: LOOK AT THE TAIL ON THAT THING!

Angel: AAH! WHAT'S IT EATING?

Curtis: MY OATMEAL-RAISIN COOKIE.

SHH!

Keenan: HE JUST PUT IT DOWN.

Curtis: NO-- WHAT? HE PICKED IT UP.

Angel: UH-HUH.

Curtis: HE PICKED IT BACK UP!

Angel: AAH! CHIEF, DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!

Curtis: HE PUT IT DOWN LIKE THAT.

Bart: YEAH, YEAH, CHIEF.

CHIEF, THAT RAT LOOKS MAD.

Curtis: HE DON'T LOOK MAD. A RAT CAN'T LOOK--

Angel: YES, IT DOES.

Curtis: WELL HE-- HE DOES LOOK UPSET, DON'T HE?

YEAH, YEAH.

Curtis: WHAT? WHY'S HE ACTING LIKE

HE'S GONNA THROW THE COOKIE?

Angel: I DON'T KNOW. CHIEF, DO SOMETHING!

Curtis: SHUT UP!

HE LOOKED AT ME BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF HIM.

HEY, BART, GO-- GO GET THE, UH,

A BUCKET OF SOMETHING. Bart: OKAY, CHIEF.

Curtis: AND KEEP IT DOWN. DON'T MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVES.

Bart: ALL RIGHT. Curtis: [ STAMMERING ]

Curtis: HE GONNA THROW THE COOKIE.

Bart: HERE, CHIEF. SORRY. SORRY. CHIEF, CHIEF.

Curtis: DON'T MAKE NO NOISE.

Keenan: CHIEF. CHIEF. CHIEF. HE'S COMING THIS WAY.

Curtis: OKAY, SHUT-- DON'T NOBODY SAY NOTHING.

OKAY, ANGEL, GO GET HIM.

Angel: CHIEF, DO SOMETHING! YOU DO IT! YOU DO IT!

Curtis: GO GET 'EM.

Angel: AAH!

Bart: OH, CHIEF! CHIEF!

Janine: HEY, LISTEN, JAZMINE SAYS

SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL, SO I'MA JUST HAVE HER

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY.

Malik: DAD, JAZMINE GOT A MATH TEST TODAY.

C.J.: DID SHE SAY HER STOMACH WAS HURTING?

Janine: YEAH.

Malik: AND DID SHE SAY SHE FELT LIKE

SHE WAS GONNA THROW UP?

Janine: MM-HMM.

C.J.: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR

THE BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE.

Janine: WHAT?

NO, SERIOUSLY, C.J., SHE-- SHE REALLY LOOKS SICK TO ME.

C.J.: JANINE, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN

THE "I'M NOT GOING TO THE DENTIST" DRAMA?

Janine: OKAY, FINE. FINE. I'LL GO BACK

AND I'LL TELL HER SHE'S GOING TO SCHOOL,

BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE'S FAKING.

SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL.

Curtis: EVERYBODY GET OUT THE WAY.

EVERYBODY GET OUT THE WAY.

ELLA! ELLA!

Ella: CURTIS, WHAT?

Curtis: I NEED SOME CHEESE. I NEED SOME CHEESE, BABY.

Ella: OKAY, CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.

Curtis: WHAT?

Ella: NOW, THE LAST TIME I LOOKED,

THE CHEESE IS IN THE REFRIGERATOR.

Curtis: THE REFRIGERATOR, THE REFRIGERATOR,

THE REFRIGERATOR.

Ella: BABY, WHAT IS IT?

Curtis: I NEED SOME CHEESE!

Ella: OKAY.

Curtis: BABY, GIVE ME THE-- MALIK, GO IN THERE

AND GET MY BAT OUT THE FRONT CLOSET.

OKAY. NEPHEW, IF YOU'LL REACH IN THE DRAWER,

I THINK I GOT SOME DUCT TAPE IN THERE.

BABY, WHERE ARE THE GLOVES? RUBBER GLOVES, RUBBER GLOVES!

Ella: OKAY, CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE, BABY.

NOW, YOU HAVE RUBBER GLOVES. YOU HAVE CHEESE.

WHAT IS ALL OF THIS STUFF FOR?

Curtis: I'M GOING TO WAR, BABY.

OKAY.

WITH A RAT.

Ella: RAT? CURTIS, WHERE IS THE RAT?

Curtis: NOT HERE, NOT HERE. AT THE FIREHOUSE.

Ella: OH.

Curtis: AH, GOOD ONE.

TO QUOTE COLIN POWELL,

"IF YOU'RE GOING INTO WAR,

GO IN WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE."

[ LAUGHS ]

C.J.: AND TO QUOTE CURTIS PAYNE,

"WHAT THE HELL?"

Ella: GO GET HIM, BABY!

Janine: TAKE YOUR TIME, ALL RIGHT?

C.J.: WHAT IS SHE DOING HOME FROM SCHOOL?

Janine: THEY CALLED ME AT WORK FROM THE SCHOOL

AND SAID THAT JAZZY FEELS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO THROW--

OOH, THROW-- THROW UP. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

HERE. LAY DOWN. LAY DOWN.

PUT YOUR FEET UP.

YOU WANT SOME WATER?

OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

JAZMINE, DID YOU TAKE YOUR MATH TEST TODAY?

C.J., CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE?

LOOK AT HER. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY SICK.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

C.J.: NOTHING. I'M ABOUT TO TAKE JAZMINE

BACK TO SCHOOL SO SHE CAN TAKE HER MATH TEST.

Janine: YOU'RE ABOUT TO WHAT?

C.J.: LOOK, NOW, IT DOESN'T DO JAZMINE ANY GOOD

FOR YOU TO BE BABYING HER LIKE THAT.

Janine: C.J., I'M NOT BABYING HER.

SHE'S SICK. SHE COULDN'T EVEN EAT HER LUNCH.

SOUP, JAZZY?

OKAY, BABY.

C.J.: LET ME TALK TO YOU. COME ON.

Janine: OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

C.J.: NOW, YOU CANNOT RUN DOWN TO THAT SCHOOL

EVERY TIME JAZMINE DOES NOT FEEL

LIKE EATING HER LUNCH.

EXCUSE ME.

Janine; C.J., PLEASE, ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW MY DAUGHTER.

C.J.: SO DO I.

FORGIVE ME, BUT MY MOTHER'S INTUITION

IS TELLING ME THAT SHE'S SICK.

Janine: LOOK AT HER -- C.J.: WELL, FORGIVE ME, BUT --

EXCUSE ME.

C.J.: BUT YOUR MOTHER'S INTUITION IS A LITTLE RUSTY.

Janine: OH, NICE. WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT, C.J.?

LET'S JUST FESS UP. YOU WANT ME BACK?

YOU MISS ME? WHAT IS IT?

C.J.: "I WANT YOU, I MISS YOU"?

Janine: IT'S OBVIOUS.

C.J.: DON'T NOBODY WANT YOU.

YOU BETTER BE GLAD WE LET YOU BACK IN HERE.

WHY DO YOU PICK -- WHY DO YOU DO ON ME?

C.J.: THIS IS ABOUT THE CHILD.

Janine: OH, WELL, I CAN'T TELL

'CAUSE YOU'RE OVER HERE CHALLENGING

MY MOTHER'S INTUITION INSTEAD OF

PAYING ATTENTION TO THE PROBLEM

THAT YOUR CHILD IS HAVING.

SO IF IT'S REALLY ABOUT HER, WHY ARE YOU OVER HERE ON ME?

C.J.: BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING

THAT SHE WAS PULLING A FAST ONE ON YOU.

Janine: AND I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING THAT SHE WAS SICK.

IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME,

I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO TAKE OFF WORK

AND BRING HER HOME.

C.J.: THAT GIRL KNOWS THAT YOU ARE FEELING GUILTY.

Janine: THAT GIRL IS YOUR DAUGHTER, OKAY?

TREAT HER LIKE THAT.

C.J.: JAZMINE KNOWS

THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH GUILT

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HERE.

UH, HELLO?

Janine: OH! OH! I'M SO SORRY.

I'M GONNA GET YOU. I'M GONNA GET YOU.

HOW MANY OF THESE TRAPS HAVE YOU SET, CHIEF?

36. 36. WATCH YOUR STEP.

Keenan: YO, CHIEF, THESE TRAPS ARE EVERYWHERE,

AND SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT.

Curtis: OH, PLEASE. AIN'T NOBODY GONNA GET HURT.

Y'ALL CAN SEE THEM.

[ SNAP ] OW!

Curtis: BART, DON'T GO IN THE STORAGE ROOM.

Bart: THANKS, CHIEF.

Curtis: AND-- AND DON'T SIT ON THE...

Bart: OOH! HOO-HOO-HOO!

Curtis: ...ON THE TOILET.

Keenan: CHIEF, MY AUNT HAD RATS IN HER HOUSE

AND SHE HIRED THIS AMAZING GUY WHO CAME IN

AND HE JUST, WHOOSH!

Curtis: I DON'T NEED NO AMAZING GUY TO WHOOSH!

I GOT 36 TRAPS. YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING?

THIS IS MAJOR ARTILLERY RIGHT HERE, MAN.

Angel: 36 TRAPS AND YOU USE CHEESE?

Curtis: OF COURSE. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

Angel: [ LAUGHS ] I MEAN, QUESO!

RATS DON'T LIKE CHEESE. THAT'S A MYTH.

Curtis: HOW YOU KNOW? YOU A RAT?

Angel: I KNOW. I MEAN, IT ONLY WORKS IN CARTOONS.

DIDN'T YOU WATCH --

Bart: OW! OW! OH! OH!

GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!

Curtis: WHY ARE YOU STEPPING ON THE TRAPS?

Bart: AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

Bart: [ SIGHS ]

Curtis: OH, YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE REWARD?

Bart: MM-HMM.

Curtis: YOU GIVE THAT BACK!

IT'S FOR RATS.

I GUESS YOU CAN HAVE IT.

I DONE SET 36 TRAPS

AND YOU MEAN THE ONLY THING I'M GONNA CATCH IS BART?

Angel: [ Laughing ] I'M AFRAID SO.

RATS LIKE BACON, PEANUT BUTTER,

LETTUCE, YOU KNOW?

Curtis: WILL YOU HELP ME RESET THESE DOGGONE TRAPS

THAT THE BIG RAT DONE MESSED UP?

Curtis: WHO EVER HEARD OF RATS NOT LIKING CHEESE?

CURTIS, ARE YOU STILL POUTING ABOUT THAT?

Curtis: I'M NOT POUTING.

C.J.: [ SIGHS ] JAZMINE'S STOMACH

IS STILL HURTING.

Ella: C.J., COULD IT BE APPENDICITIS?

LISTEN TO THIS-- "SYMPTOMS INCLUDE STOMACHACHE,

LOSS OF APPETITE, FEVER"--

C.J.: NO. NO. IT WOULDN'T BE APPENDICITIS.

IF IT WAS, SHE WOULD HAVE THROWN UP BY NOW.

NO. NO. NO. NO. IT-- IT SAYS,

"YOU DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL THE CHILD THROWS UP."

DAD, AUNTIE ELLA, JAZMINE-- SHE JUST THREW UP.

C.J.: OH.

Ella: CALL 911.

Curtis: DON'T CALL 911. I AM911, ELLA.

Ella: HELLO? YES, YES.

WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE.

[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]

Ella: HELLO? Curtis: CHIEF PAYNE.

Ella: HELLO. Curtis: UNIT 5.

Ella: WE...

Ella: CURTIS, STOP PLAYING.

Curtis: I AM 911. C.J., I'M GETTING THE CAR.

C.J.: MALIK, WE'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS WE CAN.

CALL THE HOSPITAL.

LET THEM KNOW WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

Ella: OKAY, BABY. OKAY. I LOVE YOU, JAZZY.

OKAY. I'M CALLING THE HOSPITAL.

THANK YOU, BABY.

Ella: MALIK, TURN THAT OFF.

YOU KNOW YOUR MOM AND DAD WILL BE HERE

WITH JAZMINE ANY MINUTE.

Malik: BUT I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY--

Ella: BUT NOTHING.

MOVE YOUR BUTTOFF THIS SOFA.

THIS IS WHERE JAZMINE IS GONNA LIE DOWN.

Malik: WELL, SHOULDN'T SHE GO TO HER ROOM?

Ella: MALIK, THE DOCTOR SAID THAT

JAZMINE IS GOING TO SPEND A FEW DAYS

RESTING FROM HER SURGERY,

AND WE WOULD NOT WANT HER ALL THE WAY BACK THERE

BY HERSELF

WHERE WE COULDN'T HEAR HER, NOW, DO WE?

Malik: WE MIGHT.

Ella: OH, WOULD WE?

C.J.: HERE'S OUR GIRL.

Ella: HEY, BABY.

UH!

Jazmine: WAIT. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME.

Ella: OKAY.

Jazmine: HEY, MALIK, YOU WANT TO SEE

WHERE THEY TOOK OUT MY APPENDIX?

Malik: NO, THANK YOU.

I'LL RENT THE DVD.

Ella: MALIK, GO AND GET YOUR SISTER

A PILLOW FROM YOUR ROOM.

Jazmine: BETTER NOT GET THAT NASTY ONE

WITH THE DROOL ON IT.

C.J.: THE DOCTOR SAID YOU'RE GONNA NEED

A LOT OF REST OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

Janine: YOU KNOW, C.J., UM, YOU WERE REALLY GREAT

AT THE HOSPITAL TODAY.

C.J.: YEAH. THANKS.

YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING...

WE MADE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.

[ SIGHS ]

Malik: OKAY, JAZMINE, HERE IS YOUR PILLOW.

Jazmine: AAH! AAH!

Malik: I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH YOU.

Jazmine: BUT YOU WERE THINKING OF IT.

Jazmine: [ SOBBING ]

Janine: MALIK. C.J.: BOY.

SORRY. SORRY.

Jazmine: YOU'RE NOT GONNA SIT ON THE SOFA, ARE YOU?

Malik: YES.

C.J.: BOY, SIT YOUR BUTT ON THE FLOOR.

Jazmine: HEY, DADDY, WILL YOU PLEASE

GET ME A LITTLE TINY GLASS OF WATER?

C.J.: OH, ANYTHING FOR YOU, SWEETHEART, OKAY.

Jazmine: AND, MOMMY,

Janine: YES, BABY?

Jazmine: CAN YOU GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT?

Janine: I SURE CAN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

Malik: OH, BROTHER.

Jazmine: THIS IS GONNA BE SOFUN.

Jazmine: YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THOSE

VIDEO GAMES, ARE YOU?

Malik: YES. YES, I AM.

Jazmine: NO, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE

TOO STRESSFUL FOR ME.

C.J.: BOY, TURN THAT THING OFF.

YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER'S GOT TO GET SOME REST.

C.J.: HERE YOU ARE, PRINCESS.

Jazmine: THANK YOU.

C.J.: ALL RIGHT.

Jazmine: NO. NOT COLD ENOUGH.

C.J.: YOU WANT ME TO PUT SOME ICE IN IT?

Jazmine: YEAH.

C.J.: OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Jazmine: THANK YOU.

Jazmine: AND, DADDY...

C.J.: YEAH?

Jazmine: SINCE I'M TOO WEAK TO CALL OUT,

UM, MAYBE I CAN USE THAT

BELL IN AUNTIE ELLA'S KITCHEN

AND RING IT WHEN I NEED SOMETHING.

C.J.: GET THE BELL-- THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.

C.J.: OKAY, BABY.

Malik: WHAT?

Malik: I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU RING THAT BELL FOR ME,

I'M GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.

Jazmine: OH, REALLY?

AAH, DADDY, HE KICKED ME IN MY SIDE!

AAH, HE KICKED ME IN MY SIDE!

C.J.: WHAT HAPPENED?

Jazmine: HE KICKED ME IN MY SIDE!

Jazmine: GET HIM!

[ LAUGHS ]

Curtis: GOOD.

Keenan: MY MAN.

Keenan: AMAZING.

Curtis: WHAT THE HELL HE DOING?

OH, OKAY. OH, GOT YOUR LITTLE INTRO

AND EVERYTHING.

Curtis: OH, OKAY.

SO, YOU'RE THE AMAZING RAT CATCHER.

The rat whisperer.

BEG YOUR PARDON?

OKAY, RATS-R-US.

YOU'RE A RAT WHISPERER.

HE'S THE RAT WHISPERER.

OKAY, I-I-I-IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE,

Curtis: OR SOMETHING?

[WHISPERING]

Curtis: [CLEARS THROAT]

Curtis: YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR THROAT?

Keenan: [WHISPERING]

Curtis: WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

Keenan: I DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY.

HE SAID, "ARE YOU IN NEED

OF HIS SERVICES?"

Curtis: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME,

WHAT YOU SAID.

Bart: HEY.

HEY.

HEY, YOU MUST BE THE AMAZING

RAT whisperer, whisperer.

Curtis: PLEASE DON'T START THAT WHISPERING MESS.

Curtis: STOP WHISPERING. STOP WHISPERING.

Curtis: LOOK, CAN YOU CATCH RATS?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

How many rats are we talking

about?

Curtis: OOH, HE GET ON MY NERVES WITH THAT. I CAN'T--

Keenan: HOW MANY RATS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

Angel: UH, IT'S JUST ONE RAT.

Curtis: YEAH, ONE HUGE, GIGANTIC RAT.

What have you tried so far?

Bart: OH. OH. WAIT. WAIT. LET ME. LET ME.

HATS AND YOU FRIED YOUR CAR.

[ WHISPERING ]

Bart: OH, MY BAD.

"WHAT HAVE YOU TRIED SO FAR?"

Curtis: OH, I HAD ABOUT 36 TRAPS I PUT OUT.

Curtis: APPARENTLY, I WAS USING THE WRONG BAIT,

ACCORDING TO ANGEL.

Angel: YEAH. HE USED CHEESE.

HE USED CHEESE? [ LAUGHS ]

I MEAN... [ WHISPERING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

Keenan: HE'S LAUGHING.

Curtis: I CAN SEE THAT.

Keenan: I MEAN REALLY HARD.

I CAN SEE THAT, TOO.

Curtis: THE CHEESE DIDN'T WORK, SO I USED POISON.

I TRIED THE LITTLE POISON PELLETS.

THEY WAS POPPING THEM LIKE-- I MEAN,

THEY WERE JUST JUGGLING.

THEY WERE JUST JUGGLING.

[ WHISPERING ]

Curtis: YEAH.

W-W-WHAT?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I WISH YOU WOULD!

Curtis: AND I'LL SLAP YOUR MAMA.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

Curtis: YOU BETTER STEP OFF ME.

COME ON. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU --

Keenan: GET DOWN, GANDHI!

Keenan: LISTEN. LISTEN.

Keenan: OW. OW. OW. OW. OW.

THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE WORKS.

Curtis: WELL, WHATEVER.

I APOLOGIZE. YOU AIN'T --

OOH.

Curtis: HE TOUCHED MY FACE WITH THE RAT

Curtis: HE TOUCHED MY FACE WITH THE RAT HANDS.

Keenan: HE'S NOW GOING TO WHISPER.

Curtis: HE BEEN WHISPERING SINCE HE WALKED IN THE DOOR.

Keenan: NO, HE'S GONNA RAT WHISPER.

Angel: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS TONGUE?

Keenan: HE'S DOING THE SNAKE.

Curtis: WHAT THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE RAT?

Keenan: HE'S GOT TO BECOME THE ANIMAL,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

Curtis: OH, HE'S BECOMING THE SNAKE

SO HE CAN CATCH THE RAT.

Angel: OH, LOOK, A FLUTE,

Angel: JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER.

Curtis: OH, LOOK AT THIS. HE A SNAKE PLAYING THE FLUTE.

Curtis: OKAY, THERE AIN'T NO SOUND

Curtis: COMING OUT THE FLUTE.

Curtis: WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO?

Keenan: HE'S SETTING THE AURA.

Curtis: I DON'T NEED HIM TO SET AN AURA.

I NEED HIM TO CATCH THE R-A-T.

Angel: JUMP. JUMP. JUMP.

Curtis: LOOK, HE DON'T NEED--

HE'S GONNA MAKE HIS OWN PATH.

Curtis: WHAT IS HE DOING?

Keenan: NO. NO. NO. JUST COME ON UP.

Angel: THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THERE.

Bart: WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

Bart: HEY, EASY. WHOA!

Curtis: WATCH OUT, MAN.

Curtis: WHAT IS HE LOOKING FOR UP THERE?

Angel: HE'S CREEPY.

Keenan: HE'S AMAZING.

Bart: WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

Curtis: SEE? SEE? SEE? LOOK AT HIM.

Bart: HEY, CHIEF. CHIEF. CHIEF.

Bart: I THINK THAT SILENT FLUTE IS WORKING.

Curtis: YEAH? THE RAT'S DANCING.

Bart: YEAH. YEAH.

Curtis: THE RAT'S POP-LOCKING.

Bart: IT DOESN'T LOOK MAD ANYMORE.

Curtis: LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM GO.

Curtis: OH. OH, HE WANT TO BATTLE.

Angel: ♪ DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

Keenan: GO, RAT. GO, RAT. GO, RAT.

Curtis: LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM!

Curtis: I CAN'T MOONWALK.

CUrtis: I CAN'T MOONWALK.

KEENAN: HE IS MOON WALKING.

[ BELL RINGING ]

Malik: YOU HAD TO GIVE HER THAT BELL, DIDN'T YOU?

C.J.: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK SHE CAN KEEP THIS UP?

Janine: I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S NOTHING ELSE FOR US TO BRING HER.

Ella: MAYBE HER ARM WILL GET TIRED.

[ RINGING STOPS ]

C.J.: FINALLY!

[ SIGHS ] OKAY.

[ BELL RINGING ]

Malik: MAN, THE OTHER ARM.

C.J.: I'LL GO.

Janine: C.J., I'LL GO TALK TO HER.

[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

Janine: JAZZY, YOU CAN STOP WITH THE BELL NOW.

Jazmine: OH. HI, MOMMY.

Janine: HI, BABY.

Janine: YOU-- YOU-- YOU SHOULD BE RESTING.

Janine: ALL OF US-- WE-- WE ALL NEED TO REST.

Jazmine: OH. I WANT DADDY TO COME AND READ A BOOK TO ME.

Janine: OH, WELL-- WELL, SWEETHEART,

HE'S EATING DINNER, SO HOW ABOUT I READ TO YOU?

Jazmine: I LIKE THE WAY DADDY READS.

Janine: WELL, WE CAN GIVE HIM A BREAK TONIGHT.

BESIDES, HE GOT TO DO ALL THE READING TO YOU

WHILE I WAS GONE, DIDN'T HE?

Jazmine: YEAH.

Janine: LISTEN, SWEETHEART, YOUR--

YOUR FATHER, HE'S A WONDERFUL MAN,

AND HE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH

AND WOULD DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD FOR YOU,

BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT

TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM, OR ANYBODY ELSE.

Jazmine: I WASN'T TAKING ADVANTAGE.

Janine: REALLY? OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU CALL ASKING

YOUR FATHER TO WIPE YOU AND MISS MISSY'S MOUTH?

Jazmine: UM, HELP!

JAZZY.

OKAY, WELL, MAYBE I WAS TAKING ADVANTAGE

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

Janine: SO, WE CAN PUT THE BELL TO REST, RIGHT?

Jazmine: YEAH.

Janine: OKAY, GOOD DEAL.

Jazmine: I'LL JUST WHISTLE. [ LAUGHS ]

JUST KIDDING.

Janine: UH-HUH. YOU READY?

Jazmine: MM-HMM.

Janine: ALL RIGHT.

Janine: "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

AND SHE LIVED IN A SMALL HUT..."

Curtis: LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM.

Bart: WOW. THEY LOOK BIGGER UP CLOSE, CHIEF.

Curtis: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS WHITE ONES HERE.

Curtis: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS

A LITTLE WHITE VERSION.

Keenan: YEAH, ALL SIX OF THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

Angel: SHH! YOU GUYS, SHUT UP.

Angel: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA WAKE HIM UP.

Curtis: CRAZY.

Curtis: HEY, MAN, I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU.

YOU ARE AMAZING.

Curtis: YOU ARE THE AMAZING RAT

whisperer.

Curtis: THAT'S AMAZING. LOOK AT THAT.

HOW MUCH I OWE YOU, MAN?

WHAT THE HELL? HOLD ON.

NO, NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO BUY A HOUSE.

I JUST WANT MY BILL.

[ WHISPERING ]

$700?

MAN, GET OUT OF HERE.

$700 FOR THESE LITTLE--

YOU GOT SEVEN LITTLE TINY LITTLE ITTY BITTY

TINY LITTLE MICE.

[ WHISPERING ]

I'M NOT PAYING THAT.

Angel: NO, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY, CHIEF.

Curtis: I'M NOT PAYING THAT.

FINE. THEN YOU CAN KEEP THEM.

Curtis: YEAH, WHATEVER.

BUT-- All: NO! NO! NO! NO!

Curtis: HOO-HOO! BOY!

Angel: THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

Curtis: THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, ANGEL.

I KNOW IT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME

IT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

I'M PAYING THE MONEY RIGHT NOW.

Keenan: THAT'S $100 A RAT.

Curtis: SHUT UP!

Keenan: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, CHIEF.

Angel: YOU KNOW HOW MANY SHOES I COULD BUY?

THE RATS ARE HUGE.

[ WHISPERING ]

WHAT DID HE SAY?

All: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT KNOW.

[ BELL RINGING ]

Jazmine: AAH! MOMMY!

Jazmine: MOMMY!

Jazmine: MOM!