Original subtitles

HEY, BABY.

OH, BABY.

CURTIS.

BABY, BABY GIRL, BABY.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW HOW I'M FEELING

ABOUT YOU, BABY.

CURTIS, PLEASE.

OH, OH, BABY.

CURTIS!

GIVE US SOME SYMPATHY.

BABY.

[ SMOOCHES ]

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT?

UNCLE CURTIS.

WHAT?

COME ON, MAN, WE GOT TO GET

GOING.

THE CITY HALL MEETING'S IN

20 MINUTES.

SEE, WHY YOU DO THAT?

YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LATE.

OW!

OW!

BABY, GO TO WORK.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

ALL RIGHT, BABY!

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHOO. OKAY.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

COMING.

HELLO.

OH. M-MAY I HELP YOU?

I'M LOOKING FOR JANINE.

JANINE'S NOT HERE.

MAY I TELL HER WHO CAME BY?

AN OLD FRIEND.

AN OLD FRIEND WHO?

OLD LADY, STOP ASKING SO MANY

QUESTIONS.

OKAY, YOU ARE NOT GONNA WALK

UP IN MY HOUSE AND TELL ME HOW

TO TALK.

JANINE.

SIR, MY HUSBAND IS HERE.

I DON'T CARE NOTHING ABOUT

YOUR OLD MAN.

J-BABY?

JANINE IS NOT HERE!

JANINE!

SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE, OR

ELSE I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

OH, NO, HELL, YOU AIN'T.

YES, I AM. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

NOW, LIKE I SAID, TELL JANINE

BLUE STOPPED BY.

YOU ARE BLUE?

IN THE FLESH.

AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR

YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, GONNA GIVE

JANINE MY MESSAGE.

OH.

[ WHIMPERS ]

OKAY. CURTIS.

PICK UP RIGHT NOW.

HEY, BABE. BABE, COME BACK.

COME BACK RIGHT NOW.

BABY -- UNH-UNH-UNH.

NO. COME BACK RIGHT NOW.

DON'T PLAY. COME BACK.

OH, GOD.

HEY, IF YOU GUYS CAN'T KEEP

UP, THEN JUST STAY OUT OF MY

WAY.

I MAY NOT BE THE FASTEST

PERSON IN THE WORLD, BUT YOU

DON'T HAVE TO KNOCK ME DOWN.

OR TRIP ME.

WELL, NEXT TIME, JUST MOVE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THESE GUYS, THEY DIDN'T BRING

THEIR "A" GAME, THAT'S ALL.

WELL, HOW BAD WAS THE FIRE?

NOT BAD AT ALL.

SOMEONE PUT ONE OF THOSE

FOIL-WRAPPED POPCORNS IN A

MICROWAVE.

HEY, A FIRE IS A FIRE.

OKAY.

LOOK, IF BART HADN'T BEEN SO

SLOW WITH THE LADDER, I WOULDN'T

HAVE HAD TO CLIMB THAT TREE.

AND IF KEENAN WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT

THE AX IN THE TRUCK, I WOULDN'T

HAVE HAD TO KICK THE WINDOW IN.

I HAD THE AX, BUT YOU WERE

ALREADY IN THE TREE.

YEAH, AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO

WAS KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR.

THAT'S WHAT I DID.

I SEE.

I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST SIT AROUND

AND WAIT FOR YOU GUYS WHILE

PEOPLE COULD BE DYING?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK.

[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]

ANGEL, ANGEL, CHILL, CHILL.

WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE

SAYING ANYWAY.

BESIDES, IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS.

EXACTLY.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT'S YOUR

PROBLEM.

YOU'RE JUST NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH.

JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GOT ONE

MORE TIME.

WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?

I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT SHE'S

BEEN LIKE THAT ALL MORNING.

I MEAN, ANGEL'S ALWAYS BEEN A

NO-NONSENSE TYPE OF PERSON, BUT

SHE'S ACTING LIKE SHE HAS NO

SENSE.

YEAH, SHE IS ONE LOCO

SEÑORITA.

WHO SAID THAT?

ELLA.

CURTIS!

BABY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THAT GUY BLUE CAME BY. HE...

BLUE?

HE WAS LOOKING ALL OVER THE

HOUSE, AND THEN HE PUSHED ME ON

THE COUCH.

HE DID WHAT?

I JUST -- I'M JUST SHOOK UP,

BABY, I'M JUST SHOOK...

OKAY. BABY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

SIT DOWN.

AUNT ELLA, I'M SORRY.

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS.

OKAY. COME ON, C.J.

WE GOT TO GO FIND BLUE.

CURTIS, NO. NO. NO, NO, NO.

NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE.

OKAY, I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE OF

YOU GETTING HURT.

OH, NOBODY'S GETTING HURT BUT

BLUE.

OKAY. WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU WHAT'S WRONG.

THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.

HUH?

YOU GOT TO BRING YOUR

LUGGAGE, YOUR BAGGAGE WITH YOU

EVERYWHERE YOU GO?

WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?

JANINE, BLUE CAME BY HERE

TODAY.

AND HE PUT HIS HANDS ON MY

WIFE.

AND YOU NEED TO CALL HIM

RIGHT NOW AND STRAIGHTEN THIS

THING OUT.

OKAY, I-I TRIED ALREADY, ALL

RIGHT, BUT I STILL HAVE SOME

THINGS THAT I NEED TO RESOLVE

WITH HIM.

RESOLVE?

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, RESOLVE?

THIS MAN CAME UP IN HERE AND PUT

HIS HANDS ON MY AUNT.

HOW MUCH IS IT, JANINE?

AROUND $2,000, DEPENDING ON

HOW MUCH INTEREST HE'S TACKED ON

WHAT?!

HOW MUCH CRACK DID YOU SMOKE?

I'M SO SORRY.

I'M TRULY SORRY, BUT LISTEN.

IF I KNOW BLUE, HE'S JUST GONNA

KEEP COMING BACK UNTIL I PAY

HIM.

GOOD -- MATTER OF FACT, YOU

CALL HIM, TELL HIM TO COME BACK,

'CAUSE I'M GOING TO GET A GUN.

I HOPE HE COMES BACK.

I WANT HIM TO COME BACK.

CURTIS, NO. NO.

NOW, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT

GUNS.

NOBODY CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU

FEEL ABOUT GUNS, ELLA.

BLUE GOT A GUN.

I'M GONNA HAVE A GUN.

ALL GOD'S CHILDREN HAVE GUNS.

THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR A

JOKE.

I'M NOT JOKING. BLUE IS REAL.

AND I'VE GOT TO PROTECT MY

FAMILY.

CURTIS, YOU WILL NOT BRING

A GUN INTO MY HOUSE, OKAY?

SO WE JUST NEED TO FIND ANOTHER

WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS BLUE

PERSON.

WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE HIM THE

MONEY?

WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE HIM THE

MONEY?

ELLA, PLEASE. STOP IT.

YOU CAN'T GIVE SOMEBODY LIKE

THAT THE MONEY.

DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE.

HE'S STILL GONNA COME AT YOU.

CURTIS, YOU WILL NOT BRING A

GUN INTO MY HOUSE, NOW.

END OF DISCUSSION.

WRONG, ELLA.

CURTIS.

IT IS NOT THE END OF

DISCUSSION.

CURTIS!

HEY, BOY.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU CLOSED ON THE DOOR ON YOUR

LITTLE SISTER.

YOU DIDN'T SEE HER BEHIND YOU?

HE'S JUST MAD BECAUSE SOME

KID NAMED RODNEY KEEPS PICKING

ON HIM.

I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF.

HEY.

ALL I KNOW IS, CURTIS, I'M

NOT DOING THIS NOW.

I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS ANYMORE.

ELLA, PLEASE, WILL YOU PLEASE

STOP WITH THAT.

WHAT?

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

I'M TRYING TO FIND THAT OUT

NOW.

EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST TWO

WEEKS, THE SAME DUDE HAS BEEN

MESSING WITH ME.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU SAID

SOMETHING BEFORE NOW?

I TRIED TO.

I THOUGHT HE WOULD STOP.

BUT TODAY AT SCHOOL, HE PUSHED

ME DOWN THE STAIRS, AND EVERYONE

LAUGHED.

YOU CAN'T BLAME THEM FOR

LAUGHING.

I MEAN, YOU DID SCREAM LIKE A

GIRL.

LOOK, THIS ISN'T FUNNY, OKAY?

HEY, CALM DOWN, BOY.

WHAT?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

HOLD IT, C.J.

[ STAMMERING ]

DAD, I-I'M SORRY.

BUT AT SCHOOL, SEE, SEE, I'M --

I'M SORRY.

SPIT IT OUT, BOY.

AT SCHOOL, THE BOY, HE

MESSING WITH ME.

YOU -- SEE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

DEAL WITH HIM.

AND EVERY DAY, HE'S JUST PICKING

ON ME AND PICKING ON ME.

IT'S JUST -- IT'S DRIVING ME

CRAZY.

HE MUST REALLY BE DRIVING YOU

CRAZY FOR YOU TO PUSH ME LIKE

THAT.

WHY DON'T YOU FIGHT BACK?

I TRIED TO, DAD.

C.J., WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO

TO THE SCHOOL AND TALK TO THE

PRINCIPAL?

NO, NO.

BOY, I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU.

HE CAN'T DO THAT.

HEY, THEN EVERYBODY'S GONNA

THINK I'M A PUNK.

WELL, SON, WHAT YOU WANT ME

TO DO?

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

HEY, FELLAS.

All: HEY, ANGEL.

KEENAN, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

HOT DOGS.

[ SOBBING ]

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

WE SAVED YOU ONE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT? KETCHUP?

NO.

MUSTARD?

NO.

RELISH?

[ SOBBING ]

MAN, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.

WHAT?

SHE'S PREGNANT.

ANGEL'S HAVING A BABY.

BUT HER BOYFRIEND'S IN

PUERTO RICO.

AND THEY BROKE UP, REMEMBER?

BUT SHE'S BEEN SEEING SOME DUDE

IN HER BUILDING.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, KEENAN?

'CAUSE I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO

HER PHONE CONVERSATIONS.

ANGEL'S FREAKY.

OH, REALLY.

WHEW.

GUYS, I NEED TO UNWIND.

DO YOU GUYS MIND IF WATCH A

MOVIE?

OH, NO, NO, NO.

WHATEVER YOU WANT, GIRL.

YOU NEED A BLANKET?

NO.

YOU WANT A PILLOW?

NO.

SHALL I CALL THE DOCTOR?

OH, UH, WHAT KIND OF MOVIES DO

YOU HAVE?

OH. "CUJO." SCARY.

"LASSIE." "BENJI."

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, AND "THE BEST OF THE

SNOOP DOGGY DOGG."

YOU GOT A THING FOR DOGS.

[ SOBBING ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

THE GUY IN THE BUILDING...

Both: DOGGED HER OUT.

EXACTLY.

POOR ANGEL.

OH. "ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN."

MY FAVORITE! HA!

OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

YEAH, WHAT? WHAT?

NO. HE GONNA TAKE THIS FROM ME.

YOU HAVEN'T SAID NOTHING.

WE BEEN RIDING IN THE CAR FOR

20 MINUTES, YOU WENT IN THERE BY

YOURSELF, AND YOU AIN'T TELLING

US NOTHING THE MAN SAID.

BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO

TELL, OKAY?

I JUST GAVE HIM ENOUGH MONEY TO

STALL FOR SOME MORE TIME.

SO THAT MEANS HE COULD COME

BACK, THEN.

NO, NO, HE DID PROMISE THAT

HE WOULDN'T COME BACK.

AND YOU BELIEVED HIM?

YES.

[ GUNSHOT ]

[ SCREAMS ]

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT WAS THAT?

UNCLE CURTIS?

CURTIS, WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

BOY, WHERE DID YOU GET A GUN

FROM?

IT'S NOT MY GUN, DAD.

YOU BETTER ANSWER HIM.

I KNOW IT'S NOT YOURS.

WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM?

C.J.

NO. NOT NOW, UNCLE CURTIS.

BOY, WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUN

FROM?

C.J., IT'S MY GUN.

MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH

IT?

CURTIS, WHAT DIFFERENCE --

WHY IS HE GOING IN MY STUFF

ANYWAY?

I WAS JUST GONNA TAKE IT TO

SCHOOL TO SCARE RODNEY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT WAS

LOADED.

CURTIS, YOU BROUGHT A GUN IN

THIS HOUSE AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT

TO.

I BOUGHT THE GUN TO PROTECT

MY FAMILY.

NOW, I HID THE GUN IN THE

CLOSET.

HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE

CLOSET.

OBVIOUSLY NOT WELL ENOUGH,

CURTIS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE BUY

GUNS TO PROTECT THEIR FAMILIES,

AND THEN THE FAMILIES END UP

GETTING HURT, CURTIS.

NOT ONLY DO YOU FIND

UNCLE CURTIS' GUN BUT YOU TAKE

IT IN THE BACK AND PLAY WITH IT

AND IT GOES OFF.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOUR

SISTER WAS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU,

BOY, AND NOT OVER AT TIFFANY'S?

DAD, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE GUN WOULD

GO OFF.

IT DOESN'T MATTER!

IT DON'T MATTER, BOY!

YOU COULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF.

C.J., DON'T BLAME HIM.

BLAME HIM.

BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T HAVE

BOUGHT THE GUN IN THE FIRST

PLACE, CURTIS, WE WOULDN'T BE IN

THIS PLACE.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

LOOK, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,

UNCLE CURTIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAD

TO BUY THE GUN IN THE FIRST

PLACE, SO THIS IS ACTUALLY MY

FAULT, AND I --

HUSH, HUSH.

I DON'T CARE WHOSE FAULT IT IS.

YOU GET THAT GUN OUT OF HERE

RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW, CURTIS.

[ SOBBING ]

ANYTIME YOU SEE A GUN, ASSUME

THAT IT'S LOADED AND VERY, VERY

DANGEROUS.

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN FOR

IT TO GO OFF, BUT, MALIK, A GUN

IS NOT A TOY.

LIKE I SAID, I WAS ONLY GONNA

TAKE IT TO SCHOOL TO SCARE

RODNEY.

YOU COULD HAVE DONE MORE THAN

SCARE THE REST OF US, SURE.

THAT THING, THAT'S NOT LIKE ONE

OF THESE -- ONE OF THESE THINGS

YOU PLAYING ON THE VIDEO GAMES.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

YOU CAN'T GO BACK.

YOU CAN'T START OVER.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S IS LIFE OR DEATH.

PLUS, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF RODNEY WASN'T SCARED, HUH?

AND HE LEFT AND GET A -- GET A

BIGGER GUN AND COME BACK TO

SHOOT YOU WITH IT?

KIDS DIE EVERY DAY JUST DOING

WHAT YOU DID.

THAT WAS STUPID, AND I'M SO

DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

IT'S NOT JUST YOUR FAULT.

IT WAS MY FAULT, TOO.

I MEAN, IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO

YOU OR JAZMINE...

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK

ABOUT THAT.

I MEAN, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, SO

LET'S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT

ANYMORE.

I'M COMING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

AND TALK TO THAT PRINCIPAL AND

THAT BOY'S PARENTS.

OKAY.

NOW, GO ON TO YOUR ROOM.

AND DON'T COME OUT TILL I SAY

SO.

NOW, AS FOR YOU...

NOW, YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO GO TO

YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME BACK

TILL AUNT ELLA SAYS SO.

CAN I -- CAN I GO GET A

SANDWICH BEFORE I GO?

YEAH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET

YOU -- GET YOU SOME CHIPS OR

SOMETHING.

YOU PRETTY NICE FOR A MEAN

FATHER.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO STARVE.

I APPRECIATE IT.

I'M WASTING AWAY TO NOTHING.

OKAY, OKAY, SHE'S COMING.

SHE'S COMING.

COME ON OVER HERE.

HEY, GUYS.

ANGEL, THIS IS FOR YOU.

WHAT IS IT?

WELL, WE JUST WANTED TO GET

SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP, LET

YOU KNOW WE'RE SENSITIVE TO YOUR

NEEDS.

THANK YOU. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH, AND SINCE WE KNOW THAT

YOU GOT DUMPED BY THE GUY IN

YOUR BUILDING, SO...

YEAH, NOW YOU CAN SNAP AT US

ALL YOU WANT.

YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

I DIDN'T GET DUMPED.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE

GUY IN MY BUILDING?

WELL, KEENAN'S BEEN LISTENING

TO YOUR PHONE CALLS.

YOU'RE A NAUGHTY GIRL.

OH!

OH, THANKS A LOT, BART.

OOH!

OOH. OOH.

WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T GET

DUMPED, THEN WHY ARE YOU SO

MOODY?

FLUFFY'S DEAD.

WHAT'S A FLUFFY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S A

FLUFFY? MY DOG.

OH.

OH.

MAN, WE WERE WAY OFF.

BUT I WASN'T THAT BAD, WAS I?

LET'S JUST SAY KING KONG

AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON YOU.

"KING KONG."

THAT WAS FLUFFY'S FAVORITE

MOVIE.

AND HE LOVED TO TAKE BATHS WITH

A LOOFAH LIKE THIS ONE.

AND HE LOVED POPCORN.

[ SOBBING ]

SHE LEFT THE CHOCOLATE.

CURTIS, PLEASE.

THIS IS BIGGER THAN SOME

FLOWERS.

I KNOW, BABY.

THAT'S WHY I GOT YOU SOMETHING

ELSE.

CANDY.

[ LAUGHS ]

CURTIS, YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS

RIGHT WITH SOME CANDY AND SOME

FLOWERS.

OK, BABY, I KNOW. I KNOW.

I KNEW THAT, TOO.

I KNEW YOU WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

I KNEW YOU WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT THE LITTLE,

CUTE TEDDY BEAR.

CURTIS, PLEASE, NOW.

DON'T WANT THE BEAR?

CURTIS, I SPECIFICALLY ASKED

YOU NOT TO BRING A GUN INTO THIS

HOUSE.

I KNOW.

AND YOU JUST DISREGARDED

EVERYTHING I ASKED.

AND HID A GUN IN HERE.

A LOADED GUN IN A SHOEBOX.

IN THE LIVING ROOM CLOSET.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

BABY, I WAS THINKING I NEEDED

TO PUT IT SOMEWHERE I COULD GET

TO QUICKLY IN CASE SOMETHING

HAPPENED.

WELL, CURTIS, YOU PUT IT

WHERE ANYBODY COULD GET TO IT

QUICKLY.

DID YOU FORGET THAT THERE WERE

CHILDREN HERE?

NO, I DIDN'T FORGET THERE WAS

CHILDREN, ELLA.

THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT THE GUN, TO

PROTECT THEM.

COME ON, BABY. I'M SORRY.

CURTIS, THIS IS NOT ABOUT A

GUN.

THIS IS ABOUT US, BABY.

I AM YOUR WIFE, OKAY, AND YOU

JUST TOTALLY DISREGARDED ME AND

MY FEELINGS AND WHAT I WANT AND

WHAT I SAID.

WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LITTLE

EGO, OH, YOU DID THAT.

LOOK, ELLA, I'M REALLY,

REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY

ABOUT THIS, OKAY?

I MEAN, I'M JUST GRATEFUL NOBODY

GOT HURT.

YEAH. ME, TOO, CURTIS.

OH, WHAT WOULD BE THE

CONVERSATION IF THAT HAD

HAPPENED, HUH, CURTIS?

OKAY, LOOK, LOOK.

BABY, I MESSED UP.

ALL RIGHT? I KNOW THAT.

I MESSED UP, OKAY?

I PROMISE YOU IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN

AGAIN.

IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

HOW DO I KNOW THAT, CURTIS?

ELLA. BABY.

WILL YOU LOOK AT ME?

LOOK AT ME?

I LOVE YOU, AND YOU HAVE MY

WORD.

WELL, THAT'S THE CURTIS I

KNOW.

YOUR WORD?

MY WORD.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.

MMM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S MY BABY.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

I'LL JUST TAKE THIS STUFF BACK

BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT IT.

CURTIS, CURTIS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE GONNA AT LEAST LEAVE ME

THE FLOWERS.

FOR MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.

MM. WHEW.

NOW, THAT'S THE CURTIS I USED TO

KNOW.

[ SCREAMS ]

WHO KNEW CLEANING A KITCHEN

WOULD BE SO HARD?

HEY.

TAKE THIS ONE.

COME ON.

READY TO GO.

WAY TO GO. WAY TO GO.

WHERE IT GOING?

IF I GET IT, YOU GOT TO FINISH.

NO.

HURRY UP, HURRY UP!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

OKAY, JUST FINISH UP.

YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY HOCKEY.

YOU WANT TO PLAY HOCKEY, PLAY

HOCKEY.

EVERYTHING DONE?

YEP.

THEN LET'S GET UP OUT OF

HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

WHOO, I'M TIRED.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHERE DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE

GOING?

WE -- WE FINISHED.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO, YOU JUST WARMING UP,

GENTLEMEN.

DID YOU...CLEAN THE OVEN?

Both: NO.

OR THE FRIDGE?

Both: NO.

DID YOU DEFROST THE FREEZER?

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

FIGURE IT OUT.

WE'RE GOING TO DINNER.

W-WHAT ABOUT US?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA EAT?

GET BACK TO WORK.

AND UNC, GET THAT DIRT FROM

UNDERNEATH THE RUG.