Original subtitles

Malik: AUNTIE ELLA, WHY

AREN'T YOU COOKING BREAKFAST?

Ella: BECAUSE YOUR UNCLE IS

OUT OF TOWN, WHICH MEANS YOUR

AUNT IS OFF DUTY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOUR MAMA CAN HANDLE BREAKFAST.

Janine: WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU DON'T LIKE MY COOKING?

Jazmine: AAH!

C.J.: ARE YOU OKAY?

Jazmine: MY TOOTH HURTS.

C.J.: OH, BABY, YOU PROBABLY

GOT A -- A CAVITY.

Janine: I'LL CALL AND MAKE A

DENTAL APPOINTMENT WITH

DR. MEYERS.

Malik: OH, I THINK YOU MEAN

"DR. PLIERS."

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HEARD THAT, ONE TIME, HE

CRUNCHED THIS BOY'S TOOTH SO

BAD, IT CRUMBLED IN HIS OWN

MOUTH, AND HE CHOKED ON HIS OWN

TOOTH, AND HE DIED.

Jazmine: UH. [ CHUCKLES ]

IT DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE.

SEE?

C.J.: NOW CHEW ON THE OTHER

SIDE, BABY.

Jazmine: UH, THE OTHER SIDE'S

NOT HUNGRY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

C.J.: [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU'RE GOING TO THE DENTIST.

Jazmine: [ CRYING ] NO!

Janine: MALIK, STOP TEASING

YOUR SISTER.

GO SEE IF SHE'S OKAY.

Calvin: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

Ella: GOOD MORNING.

Calvin: GOOD MORNING, MY

BEAUTIFUL...

THAT'S FOR YOU.

...AMAZING...

FANTASTIC PAYNE FAMILY.

GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

Ella: OKAY, CALVIN, WHAT HAS

GOT YOU FEELING SO GOOD?

Calvin: MAMA, "GOOD" IS AN

UNDERSTATEMENT.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANY WORDS THAT

DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW.

C.J.: SO, IS IT TRACIE THAT'S

GOT YOU FLOATING ON CLOUD NINE?

Calvin: C.J., CLOUD NINE WAS

THE LAYOVER.

I'M ON CLOUD 99.

[ LAUGHS ]

Ella: [ LAUGHS ]

GET DOWN OUT OF MY CHAIR.

Calvin: OKAY.

Ella: LET ME FIX YOU

SOMETHING TO EAT, BABY.

Calvin: OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY.

I MADE BREAKFAST BACK AT MY

PLACE.

All: WHAT?!

Calvin: YEAH.

Ella: OKAY, CALVIN, ARE YOU

FEELING OKAY?

Calvin: YES, YES, YES.

NO, I'M -- I'M FINE.

I JUST CAME BY TO SEE IF YOU

NEED ME TO PICK UP ANY

GROCERIES.

All: WHAT?!

Calvin: WHAT?

Ella: Y-YES, I DO.

BUT, OKAY, CALVIN, WHAT DO YOU

WANT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Calvin: NOTHING. OKAY.

I'LL PICK THESE UP AFTER CLASS.

All: WHAT?!

Calvin: NOTHING.

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL BE BREEZY.

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

Ella: OKAY, CALVIN, WAIT A

MINUTE.

CLASS?

YOU -- YOU ARE GOING TO CLASS?

IT'S 8:00 A.M.

Ella: OKAY, WHO ARE YOU, AND

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SON?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SON?!

Calvin: OKAY, Y'ALL BE

BREEZY.

Ella: CALVIN.

[ SIREN WAILING ]

[ HORN HONKING ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

Jazmine: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,

NEVER, NEVER!

RUN, MISSY, RUN!

Ella: CAREFUL.

Jazmine: DON'T TELL MOM I'M

HERE.

THANK YOU.

Janine: JAZMINE.

AUNT ELLA, I'VE -- I'VE BEEN

LOOKING ALL OVER FOR JAZMINE.

SHE'S NOT IN HER ROOM.

IS SHE BACK THERE?

C.J.: NO. SHE'S NOT IN

AUNT ELLA'S ROOM, EITHER.

Janine: WHERE?

C.J.: IF WE DON'T FIND HER,

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR HER

DENTIST'S APPOINTMENT.

JAZMINE, UM, WE -- WE KNOW

YOU'RE IN THERE.

Jazmine: [ Deep voice ] NO,

I'M NOT, AND THERE'S NOBODY

HOME.

Ella: JAZMINE. JAZMINE, COME

OUT OF THAT CLOSET AND STOP

PLAYING GAMES.

Jazmine: THIS IS NOT A GAME.

Janine: JAZI, BABY, WHY ARE

YOU SO AFRAID OF GOING TO THE

DENTIST?

Jazmine: 'CAUSE MALIK SAID

THAT THE DENTIST IS GONNA SCRAPE

MY TEETH WITH A METAL HOOK AND

THEN DRILL HOLES IN MY MOUTH.

C.J.: MALIK.

Malik: WHAT?

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

Jazmine: AAH!

Janine: JAZMINE.

Jazmine: AAH!

Janine: JAZMINE.

Jazmine: AAH!

Janine: JAZMINE, BABY,

THERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID

OF THE DENTIST, OKAY?

IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE FUN.

Ella: YEAH. JAZMINE, HE IS

GOING TO GIVE YOU A SMILE LIKE

BEYONCé.

Jazmine: REALLY?

C.J.: YEAH, YEAH.

YOU ARE GONNA LOOK LIKE A MOVIE

STAR.

Janine: YES, YES.

C.J.: AND THEY'RE GONNA GIVE

YOU, UM, STICKERS.

Janine: LOTS OF 'EM.

C.J.: YEAH, AND -- AND A NEW

TOOTHBRUSH.

Janine: YEP.

C.J.: AND, UH, IF -- IF YOU

LIKE, WE CAN GO TO ROYAL BURGER

AFTERWARDS.

Jazmine: MOM, IS IT GONNA

HURT?

Janine: YOU ARE NOT GONNA

FEEL A THING.

Jazmine: OKAY.

Janine: OKAY?

C.J.: OKAY.

I'M GONNA GO GET THE CAR.

Janine: I'M GONNA GRAB MY

PURSE.

Ella: MWAH!

OKAY, BABY, HAVE A WONDERFUL

TIME AT ROYAL BURGER.

Jazmine: [ CHUCKLES ]

YES, MA'AM.

Ella: LEAVE HER ALONE.

Malik: OKAY.

SO, JAZI...

[ CHUCKLES ]

THEY HAVE TRICKED YOU ONCE

AGAIN.

Jazmine: [ SCOFFS ]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Malik: WELL, THEY -- THEY

ACTUALLY TOLD YOU THAT GOING TO

THE DENTIST WAS GONNA BE FUN.

Jazmine: YEAH. AND

AFTERWARDS, WE'RE GONNA GO TO

ROYAL BURGER.

Malik: OH, REALLY, NOW?

[ LAUGHS ]

WOW.

WELL, UH, JAZI, HOW YOU GONNA

EAT A ROYAL BURGER WITH NO

TEETH?

Jazmine: WHAT?

Malik: YEAH, LET ME SHOW YOU

THIS PICTURE.

OKAY.

YOU SEE THAT GIRL RIGHT THERE?

Jazmine: YEAH.

Malik: SHE WENT TO THE

DENTIST.

Jazmine: AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

Malik: WELL, MY WORK HERE IS

DONE.

Ella: OH, HEY. OH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, THAT IS SO CUTE!

HE WON THAT FOR YOU?

Calvin: NO, A-ACTUALLY, IT'S

MY BEAR -- TRACIE WON IT FOR ME.

Ella: OH. OKAY.

I GUESS THAT'S CUTE, TOO.

Tracie: LOOK, BABY, I'M GONNA

RUN.

I NEED TO GET A PHONE CALL AT MY

HOUSE, ACTUALLY.

Calvin: OH, OKAY.

WELL, WHY DON'T I WALK YOU?

Tracie: IT'S COOL.

UM, I GOT TO GO BY THE GROCERY

STORE AND PICK UP SOME STUFF,

ANYWAY, BUT, UM, TOMORROW LET'S

GET TOGETHER.

SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT I WANT

TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

Calvin: OH, OKAY.

Tracie: OKAY?

Calvin: OKAY.

Tracie: ALL RIGHT.

BYE, MISS ELLA.

IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU.

Ella: SEE YOU LATER, BABY.

Calvin: OPEN THAT FOR YOU.

Tracie: THANK YOU.

Calvin: BYE, BABY.

Tracie: SEE YOU LATER.

Ella: I LIKE HER.

Calvin: I LIKE HER, TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN DATING HER

THAT LONG.

MAMA, I THINK SHE'S THE ONE.

Ella: I DON'T THINK I LIKE

HER THAT MUCH.

Calvin: NO, MAMA, I'M

SERIOUS.

SHE'S GOT ME DOING THINGS I

NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO.

LIKE, THIS MORNING, I DID MY OWN

LAUNDRY.

Ella: I LIKE HER.

I LIKE HER.

I LIKE HER THAT MUCH.

Calvin: YOU DO?

Ella: YES.

Calvin: AND I DON'T EVEN

SLEEP LATE NO MORE.

MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THE FIRST

ONE IN THE CLASS.

AND WHEN OTHER GIRLS CALL ME, I

DON'T EVEN TAKE THEIR CALLS.

I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT ANOTHER

GIRL SINCE ME AND TRACIE HOOKED

UP.

THE TOPPER -- I ADDED A POETRY

CLASS TO MY SCHEDULE.

Ella: YOU ADDED A CLASS?

Calvin: YES, AND I LIKE IT.

I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH

ME.

Ella: NO, NO, NO, NO, CALVIN.

Calvin: NO?

Ella: NO.

IT'S JUST CALLED "LOVE," BABY.

Calvin: OH! [ SCOFFS ]

OH, LOVE? THE "L" WORD?

COME ON.

THAT -- THAT WORD IS WAY TOO

STRONG, MAMA.

PLUS, PLAYERS DON'T FALL IN

LOVE.

C.J.: YES, NO.

WE'LL -- WE'LL DEFINITELY BE

THERE.

OKAY. THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

Janine: C.J., I DON'T KNOW IF

WE'LL BE ABLE TO GET HER THERE.

Malik: LOOK, YOU ARE MAKING

THIS WAY TOO HARD.

JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT SHE REALLY

WANTS TO DO AND JUST TAKE HER TO

DO IT.

C.J.: LIKE THE MOVIES?

Malik: OR THE MALL.

Janine: I DON'T THINK THIS IS

A GOOD IDEA. I DON'T KNOW.

C.J.: NO, NO.

I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

SOMETIMES, YOU GOT TO DO A

LITTLE WRONG TO DO A LITTLE

RIGHT, OKAY?

DO YOU FEEL ME?

JAZMINE! JAZMINE, COULD YOU COME

OUT HERE, BABY?

Jazmine: COMING.

C.J.: HEY, BABY, HOW YOU

DOING?

Jazmine: DADDY, I'M GOOD.

C.J.: ALL RIGHT.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF WE TOOK

YOU TO THE MALL AND BOUGHT YOU

THAT NEW MISS MISSY TOWNHOME?

Jazmine: [ GASPS ]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Janine: YES.

Malik: YEAH. WE'RE ALL GOING.

Jazmine: Y'ALL AREN'T JUST

MESSING WITH ME, ARE YOU?

Janine: NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.

IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, WE CAN

LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

Jazmine: I'M READY.

Janine: RIGHT NOW. LET'S GO.

C.J.: SEE?

Jazmine: AH!

UM.

WHICH MALL ARE WE GOING TO?

C.J.: ATLANTIC STATION.

Janine: LENOX...

STATION.

Jazmine: IT'S A TRICK!

Janine: NO, IT'S NOT.

JAZMINE, I'M NOT PLAYING WITH

YOU.

Jazmine: IT'S A TRICK! AHA!

IT'S A TRICK!

C.J.: JAZMINE!

NOW, WE SHOULD HAVE BLOCKED THIS

DOOR.

Jazmine: BUT YOU DIDN'T, SO

HA HA!

Janine: OH, UNH-UNH.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

I'M TELLING YOU -- THIS WHOLE

TIME-OUT THING ISN'T WORKING

ANYMORE.

C.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?

Jazmine: AAH!

C.J.: YOU'RE GOING TO THE

DENTIST.

Jazmine: [ CRYING ]

Ella: CALVIN, CALVIN, CALVIN,

PLEASE, WHAT IS IT?

HAVE A SEAT.

Calvin: WELL, I JUST BEEN

THINKING ABOUT WHAT TRACIE SAID,

AND SHE -- SHE SAID SHE HAD

SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TALK TO

ME ABOUT.

AND I'M -- I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

Ella: BABY, COME.

COME AND SIT DOWN.

MAYBE YOU'RE MAKING MORE OF THIS

THAN YOU SHOULD.

Calvin: MAYBE. MAMA, I JUST

REALLY LIKE HER.

Ella: OKAY.

Calvin: I EVEN WROTE HER A

POEM.

Ella: YOU WROTE HER A POEM?

Calvin: YEAH, YOU -- YOU WANT

TO HEAR IT?

Ella: NO. NO.

BUT...GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.

Calvin: YEAH? OKAY.

I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA PERFORM.

Ella: YOU'RE GONNA PERFORM?

Calvin: YEAH, YEAH.

THIS PIECE IS ENTITLED "TRACIE."

Ella: HOW CREATIVE.

Calvin: "BEFORE, I JUST

WANTED TO PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR

AND BUY GIRLS A DRINK."

Ella: [ LAUGHS ]

Calvin: "BUT NOW, ALL I CAN

THINK ABOUT IS TRACIE."

Ella: BABY, THAT -- THAT

DON'T RHYME.

Calvin: IT DON'T HAVE TO.

Ella: OH, IT -- OH, IT'S --

OH.

Calvin: "SHE IS MY FIRST

THOUGHT WHEN I WAKE IN THE

MORNING...

MY LAST THOUGHT IN THE

EVENING...

THE FIRST GIRL I'VE EVER..."

Ella: WAIT! NO, NO, NO.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

Calvin: "...LOVED."

Ella: OH. YES.

Calvin: "TRACIE."

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Ella: I OUGHT TO STAND UP!

OH!

Calvin: HA! YOU LIKE IT?

Ella: YEAH.

Calvin: I'M GONNA -- I'M

GONNA DO IT FOR HER.

Ella: NO, NO, NO.

NO. NO, NO, NO.

Calvin: NO?

Ella: DON'T DO THAT FOR HER.

Calvin: WHY?

Ella: DO YOU WANT TO KEEP

HER?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

Calvin: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED

IT.

Ella: CALVIN, DO NOT PERFORM

THAT FOR HER.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS SOME

PRIVACY.

OH! COME ON IN, TRACIE.

YOU'RE SO PRETTY...

IN THE MORNING...

AND PRETTY...

IN THE NEW DAY!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

Tracie: [ CHUCKLES ]

Calvin: DON'T. YEAH.

YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?

Tracie: NO, I'M FINE

STANDING.

THANK YOU.

Calvin: OKAY. I'LL SIT.

NO, I WON'T.

BABY, LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING,

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA

SAY.

AND, BABY, I WANT TO TELL YOU

THAT I AM IN --

Tracie: I'M MOVING BACK IN

WITH MY EX.

Calvin: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS

GONNA SAY.

Tracie: [ Voice breaking ]

LOOK, I'M -- I'M SORRY, OKAY?

YOU ARE SO SWEET, AND I ENJOY

THE TIME WE SPEND TOGETHER.

PLEASE DON'T GET ME WRONG.

BUT...MY EX AND I -- WE'VE

DECIDED TO WORK THINGS OUT.

WE WERE TOGETHER FOR SEVEN

YEARS, AND HE'S GREAT WITH KYLE,

AND...I LOVE HIM.

Calvin: TRACIE, WHAT'S --

Tracie: DON'T DO THAT.

DON'T DO THAT.

Calvin: IS IT SOMETHING I

DID?

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T PLAYED VIDEO

GAMES IN WEEKS.

Tracie: NO, NO.

IT'S NOTHING YOU DID.

Calvin: WELL, IS IT SOMETHING

THAT I DIDN'T DO?

Tracie: NO.

Calvin: TRACIE, PLEASE TELL

ME YOU'RE JOKING.

[ SIGHS ]

Ella: GOOD MORNING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY?

CALVIN.

C.J.: MORNING, AUNT ELLA.

Ella: HEY, BABY.

C.J.: WHAT'S UP, BIG CAL--

WHAT YOU DOING, HOMEY?

Calvin: Tracie.

Ella: WHAT DID HE SAY?

C.J.: OH, NO, HOMEY.

OH, I KNOW YOU AIN'T CRYING.

Calvin: [ Crying ] Tracie.

Ella: OKAY, BABY, TRACIE --

IS TRACIE STILL HERE?

TRACIE!

C.J.: WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED TO TRACIE?

Calvin: Hurt.

C.J.: SHE'S HURT?

Calvin: Hurt bad.

Hurt, hurt, hurt.

Ella: WHAT HAPPENED, AND

WHERE IS SHE RIGHT NOW?

C.J.: YO, WAS SHE IN A CAR

ACCIDENT?

I'M GONNA CALL TRACIE.

Calvin: Gone.

Ella: GONE?

SHE'S GONE.

GONE -- GONE WHERE, BABY?

Calvin: Forever.

Ella: FOREVER?

Malik: COUSIN CALVIN, ARE YOU

ALL RIGHT?

Calvin: [ WHINES ]

C.J.: HEY, HEY, HEY, TRACIE.

YEAH. ARE YOU OKAY?

UM, WELL, NO, IT'S JUST THAT

CALVIN SAID --

OH. YOU GUYS BROKE UP...

SO YOU COULD GET BACK WITH YOUR

EX?

OHH. NO, HE'S FINE.

HE'S FINE.

Calvin: STUPID!

Malik: AAH!

Calvin: STUPID! MNH!

[ WAILING ]

C.J.: UH, NO.

NO, HE'S ALL RIGHT.

HE'S ALL RIGHT.

HE WAS, UH, HE WAS WATCHING THE

GAME, AND IT WAS A PLAY HE

LIKED -- HE LIKED, YOU KNOW?

YEAH. HE'S COOL, THOUGH.

ALL RIGHT.

UH, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

Calvin: [ CRYING ]

Malik: COUSIN --

COUSIN CALVIN, MAN, YOU -- YOU

USED TO BE MY HERO.

Calvin: I KNOW.

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

Pookie: KILLER CAL, WHAT'S

UP, BABY?

WHAT IT DO?

DOWN LOW?

WOW. SEE THAT, P.?

IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

CAL WOULD NEVER NOT DAB ME.

Peanut: MAN, IT'S A LOT

WORSE.

Pookie: BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT,

THOUGH, KILLER CAL, PIMP C.,

'CAUSE WE GOT THE HEARTBREAK

SURVIVAL KIT.

Peanut: BAM! THERE YOU GO

RIGHT THERE, MAN.

THERE YOU GO.

Pookie: WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT

THAT?

Calvin: DUDE, IT'S HALF

EMPTY.

WHAT'D YOU DO -- POUR OUT SOME

FOR THE HOMIES?

Pookie: NAH, DON'T NOBODY DO

THAT NO MORE -- THAT'S ALCOHOL

ABUSE.

WE STOPPED OVER AT TASHA AND

NENE'S HOUSE ON THE WAY HERE.

Peanut: MAN, THEM GIRLS CAN

DRINK.

Pookie: HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

CAL, WHAT IS THIS?

Calvin: A POEM.

Pookie: OHH!

Peanut: POEM?

Pookie: OH, MAN.

OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE, SHAWTY.

"THE FIRST GIRL I EVER LOVED...

WAS TRACIE"?

[ LAUGHTER ]

Peanut: OKAY, SO, YOU MEAN TO

TELL ME YOU WAS LIKE, "I LOVE

YOU, TRACIE," AND SHE WAS LIKE,

"I DON'T EVEN MUCH LIKE YOU"?

Calvin: DUDE, Y'ALL ARE NOT

HELPING.

Peanut: ARE YOU GONNA KEEP

THE POEM?

Pookie: LOOK, CAL, SHE

TURNING YOU INTO A LITTLE PUNK,

MAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO

YOU, BUT THAT'S WHY WE HERE.

COME ON. LET'S ROLL OUT.

Peanut: YEAH, THAT'S HIT IT.

Pookie: FOR REAL, DAWG, WE

ABOUT TO ROLL OUT.

Calvin: NO, I DON'T WANT TO

GO!

Pookie: HEY, COME ON, MAN.

WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE,

DAWG.

THIS AIN'T YOU.

Calvin: I'M -- I'M STAYING

HERE.

Pookie: ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

WELL, REPEAT THIS

IN EAST PINES, RIGHT?

THERE IS THIS STRIP CLUB CALLED

THE CASTLE.

P., TELL HIM ABOUT THE MOROCCAN

HONEY THAT WORK THERE.

Peanut: I DON'T KNOW IF SHE

MOROCCAN, BUT SHE GOT LONG HAIR,

AND SHE BE MO' ROCKIN' THAN THE

OTHER GIRLS IN THERE.

Calvin: DUDE, I'M NOT GOING

TO NO STRIP CLUB.

Peanut: OH, YOU A LITTLE POET

NOW.

YOU TOO SADIDDY FOR THE STRIP

CLUB NOW?

THAT'S WHAT IT IS?

YOU BE TURNING -- OKAY.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, SINCE YOU TOO

SADIDDY FOR THE STRIP CLUB, I

GOT SOMETHING I KNOW YOU'RE

GONNA HAVE TO MESS WITH, MAN.

J.D. HAVING A POOL PARTY.

Pookie: YES, SIR.

Peanut: I SAY, "J.D. HAVING A

POOL PARTY."

Pookie: YES, SIR.

Peanut: THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN?

THAT MEAN MARTINIS AND BIKINIS.

THAT MEAN MODELS AND BOTTLES,

AND WE GONNA GET IN FOR THE

FREE.

Pookie: I'M ON THE GUEST LIST

RIGHT NOW, PLUS TWO, BABY.

WHAT'S GOOD?

Calvin: DO YOU THINK TRACIE

GONNA BE THERE?

Pookie: LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA

GET OVER THIS TRACIE STUFF, MAN,

ALL RIGHT?

TRACIE DOES NOT WANT YOU.

SHE WANTS SOMEBODY WHO'S

CONFIDENT AND STRONG.

NOW, IS THAT YOU RIGHT NOW?

NO, IT'S NOT.

COME ON, MAN.

WE OUT OF HERE.

SERIOUSLY, GRAB THE YAK.

COME ON, MAN.

GET UP, FOR REAL.

WE AIN'T HAVING IT, MAN.

LET'S ROLL OUT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

Peanut: YOU CAN'T GO TO THE

CLUB WITH NO TEDDY BEAR IN

THERE.

Pookie: HEY, COME ON, MAN.

Peanut: YOU GOT THIS FROM

TRACIE?

Pookie: YEAH, SHE WON THAT AT

THE CONTEST.

Pookie: OH, THAT'S THE CAL I

REMEMBER, SHAWTY -- WHAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT, FOOL.

OH, MAN, ONE IN THE FRONT.

Peanut: THAT'S WHAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT.

Pookie: ONE IN THE BACK.

WSHH! WSHH!

"CALL ME, GIRL. CALL ME."

Calvin: Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh!

Pookie: MNH!

Peanut: HEY, YOU LOUD, TOO.

Calvin: EVERYBODY'S SLEEPING.

Peanut: YOU LOUD, TOO.

THAT WAS FUN, THOUGH.

THAT WAS OFF THE CHAIN, MAN.

Pookie: SHAWTY, THAT'S WHAT

IT IS RIGHT THERE -- THAT'S THE

DEAL.

Peanut: IT FELT GOOD TO SEE

YOU BACK TO YOURSELF, MAN.

HOW MANY NUMBERS YOU PULLED OUT

OF THERE, BOY?

Calvin: MAN, I DON'T EVEN

KNOW, BUT AFTER THEY SAW ME

TALKING TO THAT MODEL CHICK...

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL THEM HONEYS STARTED PASSING

ME THEY NUMBERS.

Peanut: LOOK AT THAT.

Pookie: OH, MAN, IT'S THE

MODEL CHICK -- THE MODEL CHICK.

WAS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BLOND

HAIR AND THE BIG OLD...

Peanut: NO. NO, SEE, DUDE,

THAT'S THE VIDEO CHICK.

THEY TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

Pookie: IF THAT WAS THE MODEL

VIDEO CHICK, WHO WAS THE CHICK

WITH THE GRILLE?

Peanut: OH, NO, ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT THE ONE THAT

LOOKED LIKE LIL JON?

Pookie: YES!

Calvin: HEY, HEY, HEY, SETTLE

DOWN.

Pookie: WHAT, DAWG?

OUR BAD, DAWG.

WE JUST HAPPENED TO SEE YOU BACK

TO PIMPING CAL, BABY.

WE MISSED YOU, MAN.

Peanut: GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK

TO YOURSELF.

Pookie: THAT'S ALL IT IS,

DAWG.

Ella: MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH.

MNH-MNH.

Peanut: HEY, MISS ELLA.

Ella: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING

OUT HERE?

Peanut: HEY.

Ella: HEY, BABY.

Pookie: HEY, AUNTIE.

Ella: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

Pookie: HOW YOU DOING?

LOOK, WE NOT TRYING TO BE LOUD

AND DISRESPECT YOUR HOUSE, BUT

WE HAD TO COME OVER AND, YOU

KNOW, DE-PUNK YOUR SON.

Peanut: NOT THAT YOU WAS

RAISING A PUNK, NOT THAT YOU

WOULD RAISE A PUNK, BUT, YOU

KNOW, HE WAS DOING BAD.

HE WAS REAL MISERABLE.

Ella: WELL, THANK YOU...

I THINK.

Peanut: OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

Ella: ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Pookie: WHERE YOU GOING?

Ella: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

AS SOON AS YOU ALL LEAVE, I'M

GOING TO BED.

Peanut: OH, OKAY.

Ella: OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT.

Pookie: ALL RIGHT.

Ella: AND THERE'S NOTHING

HERE -- THE KITCHEN'S CLOSED.

Pookie: YES, SIR.

Ella: ALL RIGHT, BABY.

Peanut: WE'RE GONNA HOLLER AT

YOU.

WE'RE GONNA COME BY TOMORROW AND

CHECK ON HIM.

Ella: OKAY, BYE, CLAYTON.

BYE, QUINCY. THANK YOU.

Calvin: POOKIE, PEANUT!

Pookie: THANK YOU.

Ella: GOOD NIGHT, BABY.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

WHOO.

Calvin: MY DAWGS.

Ella: [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU

FEELING BETTER, BABY.

Calvin: YES, I AM BETTER.

Ella: YOU HAD ME NERVOUS

TODAY.

YOU WERE SITTING ON THAT COUCH

IN FETAL POSITION -- "Tracie."

Malik: HEY, HOW WAS THE

DENTIST?

Jazmine: [ SPEAKING

INDISTINCTLY ]

Malik: WHAT?

Jazmine: [ Garbled ] IT

WASN'T THAT BAD.

Malik: OH, IT WASN'T THAT

BAD.

OH, OKAY.

Jazmine: [ SPEAKING

INDISTINCTLY ]

Malik: I-I REALLY DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

OH, THE STUFF THAT YOU GOT FROM

THE DENTIST.

OH, OKAY. OKAY.

MAN, THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME ALL

THIS STUFF WHEN I WENT.

Jazmine: [ LAUGHS ]

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

Malik: WHAT YOU -- YOU NEED

YOUR OINTMENT?

IS THAT IN HERE?

Jazmine: [ SPEAKING

INDISTINCTLY ]

Malik: OH, AN A-APPOINTMENT.

[ SIGHS ]

I'M NOT GOING IN THERE.

Jazmine: [ LAUGHS ]

Malik: DON'T TELL THEM I'M

HERE.