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SHE GOT THOSE THINGS ON HER
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LEGS.
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YEAH. CARBUNCLES.
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AND THAT AFRO PIT UP UNDER
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HER ARM.
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HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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Both: NOTHING.
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NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED,
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WE THINK THAT YOU SHOULD GET
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A MAKEOVER.
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EXCUSE ME?
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO OFFENSE,
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ANGEL, BUT I'M SURE THAT YOUR
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MAN WOULD APPRECIATE, YOU KNOW,
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A NEW LOOK.
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A NEW LOOK?
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ME, A MAKEOVER?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE SOME
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HIGHLIGHTS, A FACIAL.
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YOU KNOW, SOME NEW NAIL COLOR.
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SOMETHING.
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FIRST OF ALL, ME AND MY
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BOYFRIEND BROKE UP MONTHS AGO.
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WELL, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU
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LET YOURSELF GO.
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YOU TWO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
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WOMEN.
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THAT'S WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVER FIND
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ONE. AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T
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KEEP ONE.
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WHAT?
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WHAT'D I DO?
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NOTHING. NOTHING.
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THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY'S DOING --
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NOTHING.
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EVERYBODY GET -- HELLO, ANGEL?
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BUT, CHIEF, THERE'S NOTHING
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FOR US TO DO.
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ENGINE COMPANY 5, PLEASE
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RESPOND TO A MULTI-VEHICLE
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COLLISION AT THE 75-85 SPLIT.
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TRAFFIC IS BLOCKED IN BOTH
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DIRECTIONS.
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PLEASE USE SECONDARY ROUTES.
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THAT'S PERFECT.
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EVERYBODY, Y'ALL BE SAFE OUT
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THERE. GET GOING.
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FINALLY, PEACE AND QUIET.
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[ GROANS ]
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OH, BOY.
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EXCUSE ME.
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OH. COME ON. MAY I HELP YOU?
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UM, I REALLY HOPE SO.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY, LIKE,
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RIGHT NOW.
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RIGHT NOW.
[ GASPS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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HOO. HOO!
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WATCH THIS.
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[ VIDEO GAME SOUNDS ]
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WHOA!
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CALVIN, WE'RE GONNA MISS
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THE MOVIE.
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OH, OH, YEAH, TRACIE.
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CAN'T YOU JUST, LIKE, SAVE
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THE GAME AND PLAY IT LATER?
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All: SAVE AND PLAY LATER?
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YOU CAN'T SAVE IN THE MIDDLE
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OF A LEVEL.
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WHY NOT?
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All: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T.
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THIS IS THE FURTHEST I'VE
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EVER GOTTEN IN THIS GAME.
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I'M MAKING HISTORY.
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OH, HISTORY, HUH?
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SO IT'S ABOUT GETTING TO THE
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NEXT LEVEL?
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CALVIN...IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE
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CAR IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS, YOU
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WILL NEVER, EVER MAKE IT TO THE
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NEXT LEVEL WITH ME, OKAY?
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NEXT LEVEL WITH ME, OKAY?
BE BREEZY, FELLAS.
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BE BREEZY, FELLAS.
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HEY, MAN, YOU THINK WE EVER
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GONNA LET WOMEN JUST TURN US
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INTO PUNKS LIKE THAT WHEN WE
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GROW UP?
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ELLA! ELLA! ELLA!
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MALIK, WHERE'S YOUR AUNTIE?
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MALIK.
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MALIK! WHERE'S YOUR AUNT ELLA?
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SHE'S STUCK IN TRAFFIC WITH
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JAZMINE AND MOM.
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SHE'S STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
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SHE'S STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
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UH, OKAY.
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EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.
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EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.
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EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. OKAY.
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UH, EITHER ONE OF YOU EVER
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DELIVERED A BABY?
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OH, YEAH, I DO THAT ALL THE
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TIME IN BIOLOGY CLASS.
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OH, I DELIVERED TRIPLETS LAST
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WEEK.
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OH, YOU DID.
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COME ON WITH ME.
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I WAS PLAYING!
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STOP PLAYING!
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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IS YOUR UNCLE CURTIS ALWAYS
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LIKE THAT?
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PRETTY MUCH.
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I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE LEFT
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EARLIER.
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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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AN ACCIDENT WAS GONNA BE BACKING
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UP THE HIGHWAYS?
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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HAD WE LEFT EARLIER, THEN WE
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WOULD'VE MISSED THE ACCIDENT.
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I MIGHT AS WELL PLAY --
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AH-AH-AH-AH.
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YOU PLAY NO MORE GAMES, NO MORE
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GAMES. LET'S GO.
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WE'RE GONNA GO TO MY HOUSE,
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WATCH A MOVIE.
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FINE.
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MALIK, WATCH OUT FOR THE SPACE
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MONKEYS.
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CALVIN! LET'S GO!
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[ VIDEO GAME SOUNDS ]
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LOOK OUT, MALIK.
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DON'T NOBODY TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
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CALVIN?
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CALVIN.
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YOU WANT TO BE ALONE TONIGHT?
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WHAT'S UP?
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UH-HUH.
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UNH-UNH.
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AHA.
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MAN, YOUR AUNTIE TRACIE IS NO
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JOKE.
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AND YOUR COUSIN CALVIN?
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AND YOUR COUSIN CALVIN?
HE IS.
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HE IS.
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[ PANTING ]
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OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
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TO GET YOUR WIFE.
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OOH!
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SHE'S STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
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OKAY, WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND?
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HE'S ALREADY AT THE HOSPITAL
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WAITING FOR ME.
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WELL, WHY THE HELL YOU DIDN'T
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GO WITH HIM?
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I WAS ON MY WAY TO MEET HIM
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THERE, BUT HE LEFT STRAIGHT FROM
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WORK.
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THE TRAFFIC WAS TOO BAD TO GET
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THERE.
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OOH!
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WELL, CAN'T WE CALL HIM?
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CAN'T HE COME PICK YOU UP OR
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SOMETHING?
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OH, SURE.
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AAH!
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DON'T DO THAT.
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AFTER TRAFFIC CLEARS!
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NOW, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR
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PROBLEM?
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DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IN
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THIS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY?
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THAT WAS 27 YEARS AGO!
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AND WHATEVER I LEARNED THEN IS
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NOT GONNA HELP YOU NOW!
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BUT IF YOUR BABY GROWS UP AND
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BECOMES AN ARSONIST, I'M YOUR
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MAN.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
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YEAH, I THINK.
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WELL, WEREN'T YOU THERE WHEN
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THEY WERE BORN?
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KIND OF, SORT OF.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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I WAS THERE, BUT I PASSED
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OUT.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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WELL, THEN, JUST SIT DOWN.
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SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
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LISTEN, MY HUSBAND AND I --
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LOOK AT ME!
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WHAT?!
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MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE WATCHED
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A LOT OF FILMS, AND WE'VE TAKEN
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SEVERAL CLASSES.
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OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
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IT'S -- IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL,
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OKAY?
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I'M GONNA WALK YOU STRAIGHT
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THROUGH IT, ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY, WE WALK THROUGH IT.
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WE WALK THROUGH IT, LIKE THE
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VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH.
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UH-HUH.
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WE WALK RIGHT THROUGH IT.
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OKAY.
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I'LL BE BACK.
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[ PANTING ]
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HEY, SON, WAS THAT YOUR
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UNCLE CURTIS?
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YUP.
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WHAT HE UP TO NOW, KID?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW.
[ PANTING ]
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[ PANTING ]
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OKAY. OKAY.
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WE GOT THAT.
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WE GOT THAT.
WE GOT THAT.
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WE GOT THAT.
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DOING OKAY.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
AND LET'S GO.
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AND LET'S GO.
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HEY, BRO, DID YOU HEAR
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SOMETHING?
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NOPE.
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NOPE.
OKAY, COOL.
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OKAY, COOL.
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CALVIN, LOOK.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.
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WHAT YOU MEAN?
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I MEAN YOU'RE A BIG KID.
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YOU SLEEP TILL NOON.
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YOU EAT CEREAL ALL DAY --
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BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.
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WHO DOES THAT?
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YOUR DAD PAYS YOUR BILLS.
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SO, TRACIE, WHAT'S THE
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PROBLEM?
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THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE
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TRIFLING.
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LOOK, I'VE ALREADY GOT KYLE IN
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MY LIFE.
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I DON'T NEED TWO LITTLE BOYS.
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SO, IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME,
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I NEED YOU TO STEP IT UP AND
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BECOME A MAN, CALVIN.
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OKAY...ALREADY.
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FINE.
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PAY YOU MORE ATTENTION AND...
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START ACTING MY AGE.
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COUSIN CALVIN, COME QUICK.
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WE JUST GOT ON LEVEL 9.
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OOH!
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I'LL BE RIGHT -- UGH -- HERE,
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I'LL BE RIGHT -- UGH -- HERE,
TALKING TO TRACIE.
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TALKING TO TRACIE.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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BUT, LOOK, CAN YOU SEND A
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HELICOPTER OR SOMETHING?
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WHAT?
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THIS IS A LIFE-OR-DEATH
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EMERGENCY!
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LOOK, IF THIS WOMAN HAS A BABY
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IN FRONT OF ME, I'M GONNA DIE.
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HELLO!
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OOH, DAMN!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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SIR?
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PLEASE, CAN YOU STOP CALLING
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PEOPLE?
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I REALLY NEED YOU TO JUST CALM
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DOWN.
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OKAY. I AM CALM.
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I AM CALM.
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PLEASE, JUST RELAX, OKAY?
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LOOK, LOOK, JUST TAKE A DEEP
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BREATH.
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COME ON, PLEASE?
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OKAY, JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
294
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I DON'T WANT TO BREATHE!
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TAKE A DEEP BREATH!
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ALL RIGHT? JUST LIKE THIS.
297
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[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
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HOOOOO!
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HOOOO!
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HOOOO!
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♪ OOOH ♪
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GOOD.
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NOW ARE YOU CALM?
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NO!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
306
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OKAY.
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COME OUT FROM UNDER THERE.
308
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NO.
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COME OUT!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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I NEED YOU TO STOP FREAKING
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OUT AND SIT IN THAT CHAIR,
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ALL RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
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JUST SIT DOWN.
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LOOK.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK AT ME.
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LOOK AT ME.
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COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
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LOOK. LOOK.
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OKAY. GOOD.
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NOW PUT YOUR HAND ON YOUR BELLY.
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OKAY?
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ON YOUR BELLY, DUMMY.
325
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PUT YOUR HAND ON YOUR BELLY AND
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RUB IT IN A CIRCULAR MOTION.
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GOOD. LIKE THAT, YEAH.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA TAKE A DEEP
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BREATH IN.
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GOOD, DEEP BREATH.
331
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AND EXHALE SLOWLY.
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HOO.
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[ GROWLS ]
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GOOD. GOOD.
335
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[ GROWLS ]
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NOW ARE YOU CALM?
337
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YES.
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OKAY, GOOD.
339
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BECAUSE MY WATER JUST BROKE.
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AAH! DAMN!
341
00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:02,482
AAH! DAMN!
I'M GONNA GET YOU THE MOP!
342
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I'M GONNA GET YOU THE MOP!
343
00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:06,724
HERE WE GO.
344
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HERE WE GO.
345
00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:08,482
HERE WE GO.
346
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♪ NOW GO TO SLEEP, LITTLE BABY ♪
347
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OKAY.
348
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COME ON, SIT ON THIS.
349
00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:16,413
SIT ON THIS.
350
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OKAY, SIT RIGHT THERE.
351
00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:18,862
IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
352
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SIT UP ON IT. SIT UP ON IT.
353
00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:21,310
OKAY. OKAY, HOLD ON.
354
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HOLD ON. LET ME DO THIS.
355
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LET ME DO THIS, 'CAUSE...
356
00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:27,931
[ WHIMPERS ]
357
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,379
THEY FOLDED IT -- THEY FOLDED IT
358
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,689
WRONG!
359
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OKAY.
360
00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:32,448
THANK YOU.
361
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,689
OKAY. OKAY.
362
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THAT'S SWEET.
363
00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:35,655
OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
364
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IT'S C.J.'s BLANKET.
365
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:39,896
OH, SOMETHING FOR MY HEAD,
366
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:40,793
SOMETHING FOR MY HEAD.
367
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:41,551
OKAY. OKAY.
368
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:42,413
SOMETHING FOR THE HEAD.
369
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:45,758
SOMETHING FOR THE HEAD.
370
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:48,655
OKAY. OKAY.
371
00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,965
[ MOANING ]
372
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OKAY?
373
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:55,068
NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP.
374
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I PRAY MY SOUL TO KEEP...
375
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,724
THAT THIS BABY COME OUT BEFORE
376
00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:02,000
I WAKE UP!
377
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[ SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY ]
378
00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:05,137
[ MOANING ]
379
00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,000
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
380
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FINISHED.
381
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:09,206
SIR, COME BACK, PLEASE!
382
00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:10,241
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO CATCH THE
383
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BABY!
384
00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:11,896
OH, NO, I CAN'T CATCH THE
385
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:12,793
BABY.
386
00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:14,034
I'M NOT -- I'M -- I'M --
387
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BABY, I'M A FULLBACK.
388
00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:15,793
I'M NOT A RECEIVER.
389
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SHUT UP, ALL RIGHT?
390
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,620
NOW, LOOK.
391
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,862
YOU ARE GONNA HELP ME DELIVER
392
00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:22,551
THIS BABY, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE
393
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IT, ALL RIGHT?
394
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:26,586
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
395
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,034
YE-E-E-S.
396
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,931
YE-E-E-S.
[ GROANING ]
397
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:35,793
[ GROANING ]
398
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:36,793
[ Deep voice ] HERE YOU ARE,
399
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:39,068
DARLING.
400
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:40,379
THANK YOU.
401
00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:41,655
BABY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
402
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:44,241
THE IMMIGRATION DEBATE?
403
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:47,344
[ Normal voice ] HUH?
404
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:50,103
[ Normal voice ] HUH?
UH, COMING, MALIK.
405
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:53,655
UH, COMING, MALIK.
406
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,241
MALIK, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
407
00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:56,620
THE IMMIGRATION DEBATE?
408
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,724
WELL, UM...YOU KNOW.
409
00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:02,344
IT'S A LONG HISTORY OF, UM...
410
00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:06,379
YOU KNOW, UM...UM...
411
00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:07,896
PEOPLE -- PEOPLE COMING --
412
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,517
COMING -- COMING HERE, SO --
413
00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,965
OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE NO HELP.
414
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,137
YOU'RE NO HELP.
415
00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,206
YOU COULD JUST ROLL WITH --
416
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:15,931
KYLE?
417
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,482
I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL, BRO,
418
00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:20,241
SO...
419
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:23,896
I CAN REMEMBER THIS.
420
00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:25,344
[ CHUCKLES ]
421
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,310
[ Deep voice ] THAT WAS A FUNNY
422
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,206
JOKE. THANK YOU.
423
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,034
THANK YOU.
424
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:28,896
KIDS.
425
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:32,448
WELL, UH, IT'S COMPLICATED
426
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,689
BECAUSE, UM...
427
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:37,724
WE ARE -- THERE'S LAWS WHICH WE
428
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,068
CAN'T IGNORE, AND WE'RE A GREAT
429
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,310
AND COMPASSIONATE NATION WITH A
430
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,758
LONG, VERY LONG, EXTREMELY LONG
431
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,413
HISTORY OF ACCEPTING PEOPLE FROM
432
00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:49,137
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
433
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,172
YES, THAT IS A GREAT...
434
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:51,000
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
435
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,724
THAT?
436
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:52,724
WELL, THIS IS -- THIS IS HOW
437
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,000
I SPEAK.
438
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,034
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
439
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,827
DARLING, THE PHONE IS RINGING.
440
00:12:57,827 --> 00:13:00,103
EXCUSE ME.
441
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:04,000
HELLO. YES, MOTHER, HEY.
442
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,620
JUST PLAY ALONG WITH ME.
443
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:06,862
YES.
444
00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:07,827
OH, WOW.
445
00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,862
YOU'RE STILL STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
446
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,551
OH, MY GOD, WELL, I'M SORRY.
447
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,206
UH...
448
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:14,068
[ Normal voice ] MOM, I CAN'T
449
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,000
COOK DINNER.
450
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,655
YES, MA'AM.
451
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
452
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,896
[ Deep voice ] THAT WAS MY
453
00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:22,206
MOTHER. YES.
454
00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:23,931
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
455
00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:24,793
YES.
456
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:25,689
SHE SEEMS TO BE STUCK IN
457
00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:26,793
TRAFFIC, AND SHE WOULD LIKE ME
458
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,551
TO HELP HER PREPARE DINNER.
459
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:31,103
YEAH. OKAY.
460
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,655
SO YOU COOK, HUH?
461
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:35,965
NO.
462
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:38,655
YES. YES. YES, OF COURSE.
463
00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:40,103
I WAS A "CALENDARY" ARTS MAJOR
464
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,586
LAST FALL IN COLLEGE.
465
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,655
DO YOU MEAN CULINARYARTS?
466
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,379
DARLING, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
467
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:46,172
ANYWAY, WHATEVER.
468
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,241
YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?
469
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:49,000
ABSOLUTELY. YES. YES,
470
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:49,827
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
471
00:13:49,827 --> 00:13:50,724
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
472
00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:51,551
THANK YOU.
473
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:52,689
I'LL BE HERE.
474
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,517
[ MOANING ]
475
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,758
YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
476
00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:56,862
YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
477
00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,241
YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
478
00:13:58,241 --> 00:13:59,655
YOU'RE DOING GOOD, OKAY?
479
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:00,862
YOU'RE GONNA BREATHE.
480
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:01,586
KEEP BREATHING.
481
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:02,931
KEEP BREATHING.
482
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:03,827
SIR?
483
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:04,724
YEAH?
484
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:05,965
I REALLY APPRECIATE --
485
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:09,344
I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE GOOD
486
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:11,551
WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT, BUT
487
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,379
THE BABY'S NOT COMING OUT OF MY
488
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:14,620
EAR, OKAY?
489
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,724
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO GO DOWN
490
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:16,862
THERE.
491
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:18,103
I CAN'T GO DOWN THERE.
492
00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,241
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU LIKE THAT,
493
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,413
WOMAN!
494
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:21,655
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
495
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:23,137
WELL, IT'S CRYSTAL!
496
00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,000
NOW GET DOWN THERE!
497
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,448
I'M CURTIS PAYNE.
498
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:29,551
I'M CURTIS PAYNE.
[ WHIMPERING ]
499
00:14:29,551 --> 00:14:33,517
[ WHIMPERING ]
500
00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:34,482
OKAY. HOLD ON.
501
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,448
GOT TO GET THREE OF THESE ON.
502
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:40,551
[ MOANING ]
503
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:43,310
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL THE WAY
504
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,103
OVER THERE?
505
00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:46,137
I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT IT TO YOU!
506
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:47,206
COME ON, BEND IT LIKE
507
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:48,620
BECKHAM!
508
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,000
OHH! OW!
509
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,931
OH, GOD!
510
00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:54,517
SIR?
511
00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:55,862
DID YOU REALLY PLAY FOOTBALL?
512
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,103
YES, I DID! YES, I DID!
513
00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:59,137
WELL, GET READY, 'CAUSE HE'S
514
00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:01,206
AT THE 30.
515
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,379
[ SCREAMS ]
516
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,000
THE 20.
517
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,241
THE 10.
518
00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:09,103
OHH...HE COULD GO...
519
00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:13,482
ALL THE WAY!
520
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,413
TIME OUT!
521
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:16,310
TIME OUT!
522
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:18,137
THERE ARE NO TIME-OUTS!
523
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,517
THERE ARE NO TIME-OUTS!
[ WHIMPERING ]
524
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:24,586
[ WHIMPERING ]
525
00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:25,862
[ CRYING ]
526
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,275
OH, IT'S A TOUCHDOWN.
527
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:28,275
IT'S A TOUCHDOWN.
528
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,862
IT'S A BOY.
529
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,379
IS HE OKAY?
530
00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:32,448
IS HE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A
531
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,379
SHAR-PEI?
532
00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:35,344
DID YOU CALL MY BABY A DOG?
533
00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:37,413
YEAH, WITH A LEASH.
534
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:40,000
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
535
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,137
ARE YOU OKAY?
536
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,793
YEAH, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
537
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,655
GOOD. BECAUSE WE'RE GOING
538
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:45,758
INTO OVERTIME.
539
00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:47,448
NO.
540
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:48,551
I'M HAVING TWINS.
541
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:50,551
NO.
542
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:51,620
WE GOT TO VOTE.
543
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,862
DO YOU WANT TWINS?
544
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,896
HE DON'T WANT TWINS.
545
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,586
I GOT TO PUT YOU BACK.
546
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:58,517
I GOT TO PUT YOU BACK.
I GOT TO PUT YOU BACK.
547
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:05,206
I GOT TO PUT YOU BACK.
548
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:07,068
MAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE TRAFFIC?
549
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,241
IT'S AMAZING WHAT WE HAVE TO
550
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,379
PUT UP WITH IN THIS JOB.
551
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:10,827
I'M JUST GLAD IT'S CLEAR NOW
552
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:12,344
AND --
553
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:13,827
AWW, UNC, WHAT'S UP WITH THE
554
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:14,620
BABIES, MAN?
555
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:15,758
AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?
556
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,275
HI!
557
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:18,827
AND I DELIVERED THEM ALL BY
558
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:19,827
MYSELF.
559
00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:21,034
EXCUSE ME.
560
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,551
OH, I HAD A LITTLE HELP.
561
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,068
EVERYBODY, THIS IS CRYSTAL.
562
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,413
CRYSTAL, UH, UH, UH, UH --
563
00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:27,482
SHE WAS THE QUARTERBACK.
564
00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:29,206
I WAS THE RECEIVER.
565
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,758
IT WAS REALLY TOUGH, SIR,
566
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:33,241
BUT YOU CAME THROUGH FOR ME.
567
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:34,793
WOULD YOU MIND IF I NAMED
568
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,000
ONE OF MY BOYS AFTER YOU?
569
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,724
OH, NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL.
570
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,586
MA'AM, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
571
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,551
NAME YOUR BABY
572
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,241
CURTIS BOOKER T. PAYNE?
573
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,655
OH, THAT'S YOUR NAME?
574
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,482
MAYBE I COULD JUST BAKE YOU A
575
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:47,793
CAKE.
576
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,000
THAT'S A GOOD CALL.
577
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
578
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:50,896
THAT'S A GOOD, SOLID, FAMILY
579
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:51,793
NAME.
580
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,724
YEAH, SO IS
581
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,000
GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, BUT
582
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,275
YOU DON'T WANT TO NAME YOUR KIDS
583
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,655
THAT.
584
00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:58,310
LOOK, BART AND KEENAN, DO
585
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,275
Y'ALL MIND GOING TO GET THE
586
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:00,379
STRETCHER SO WE CAN TAKE CRYSTAL
587
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:01,482
AND THE BOYS TO THE HOSPITAL?
588
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,586
MY PLEASURE, CHIEF.
589
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,310
NO PROBLEM.
590
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,068
THAT'S A GOOD BABY.
591
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,965
HEY, UH, C.J.
592
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:10,034
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET YOUR
593
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:12,931
BLANKET CLEANED.
594
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,517
BLANKET CLEANED.
OOH.
595
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,620
OOH.
596
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,586
WHOO!
597
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:20,862
WHOO!
598
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:24,000
IT'S ALIVE!
599
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,379
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER AT?
600
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:26,413
SHE'S NOT GONNA BELIEVE THE DAY
601
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,862
I HAD TODAY.
602
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,172
WHEW!
603
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:30,310
[ CHUCKLES ]
604
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,034
[ Deep voice ] YEAH!
605
00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:32,620
CALVIN, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?
606
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,310
OH, FATHER.
607
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,793
SHE'S IN TRAFFIC AND SHE SHOULD
608
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,931
BE HOME SOON.
609
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,172
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH
610
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,689
YOUR VOICE?
611
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,379
NOTHING, FATHER.
612
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,413
[ CHUCKLES ]
613
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,724
WHO COOKED ALL THIS FOOD?
614
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,758
I PREPARED IT.
615
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:48,896
NO, FOR REAL.
616
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:50,620
WHO COOKED THE FOOD?
617
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,137
OKAY.
618
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,862
TRACIE HELPED ME.
619
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:54,758
[ CHUCKLES ]
620
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,586
YOUR PLATE'S IN THE MICROWAVE.
621
00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:57,724
ALL RIGHT.
622
00:17:57,724 --> 00:18:00,413
YOU COOKED ALL THIS WITH TRACIE?
623
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,862
MAN!
624
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:03,000
YOUR MAMA CAN'T GET YOU TO
625
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,586
BUTTER TOAST.
626
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:05,896
FATHER, FATHER, FATHER.
627
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,000
[ LAUGHS ]
628
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,448
SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
629
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:13,931
SO, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
630
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:16,137
FATHER, FATHER, FATHER.
631
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,965
OH. OH.
632
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:18,965
INTERESTING.
633
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,275
YOU DON'T HAVE A LAP.
634
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,758
THERE YOU GO.
635
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,931
UHH!
636
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,000
[ LAUGHS ]
637
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,379
WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU --
638
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:29,206
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
639
00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:31,068
I WILL IGNORE THAT, FATHER.
640
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,758
LOOK...
641
00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:35,379
DON'T IGNORE THAT.
642
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,758
TRACIE.
643
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:38,275
TRACIE.
644
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,724
SHE IS VERY SPECIAL.
645
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,965
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO STEP MY
646
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,068
GAME UP.
647
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,620
YES.
648
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,827
[ Deep voice ] LUKE, THIS IS
649
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:47,344
YOUR FATHER.
650
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:50,827
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
651
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:51,896
I'M GLAD YOU HAVE STEPPED
652
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,275
YOUR GAME UP.
653
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,793
IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU GROWING
654
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,103
UP, SIMBA.
655
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,482
THANK YOU, FATHER.
656
00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:59,344
AND TO CELEBRATE MY MANHOOD,
657
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:01,068
I WILL GO BEAT MALIK'S HIGH
658
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:02,965
SCORE.
659
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,655
UGH!
660
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:07,724
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU...
661
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:08,000
JERK.
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