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IT'S A BIRD. IS IT A BIRD?

NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, WHAT IS THAT?

I KNOW! IT'S A DINOSAUR!

YEAH, THAT'S IT! DINOSAUR!

GUESS NOT.

OH! YOU'RE CONSTIPATED!

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, NO, NO!

IT'S A MOTOR SCOOTER!

OOH! YEAH!

YOU'RE RUNNING! A BICYCLE!

NO, IT'S MORE OF A SCOOTER.

A SPRINKLER!

A BALLET DANCER?

A PARACHUTE.

A GYMNAST.

CATS.

OH, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

HE IS A DINOSAUR RIDING ON A

MOTOR SCOOTER HOLDING AN

UMBRELLA!

RIGHT? IT'S ALL OF THAT STUFF.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

IT WAS THE -- YOU KNOW, LIKE --

IT'S THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU ALL ARE

GONNA BE IF YOU DON'T GET TO

WORK.

NOW, COME ON!

COME ON, POP.

WE WAS JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN.

WELL, YOU NEED TO QUIT

PLAYING, CALVIN.

YOU NEED TO BE STUDYING FOR YOUR

CPR EXAM.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, UNC?

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE CPR

CERTIFICATE IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE.

SO THAT MEANS EVERYBODY HAS TO

RE-CERTIFY A.S.A.P.

OH, SO GET READY TO PRACTICE

KISSING DUMMIES.

CALVIN DOES THAT EVERY TIME

HE GOES OUT ON A DATE.

HA HA HA HA!

PEOPLE!

NOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS A

LITTLE MORE SERIOUS.

THE INSTRUCTOR'S COMING LATER

ON TODAY, AND IT'S MANDATORY,

MANDATORY THAT EVERYBODY

PARTICIPATE.

WELL, NOT ME.

I ALREADY TOOK THAT TEST WHEN I

WENT ON THAT RETREAT LAST YEAR.

REMEMBER?

SO I'M GOOD FOR ABOUT A YEAR.

WELL, EVERYONE EXCEPT C.J.,

THEN.

WELL, I'M READY, CHIEF.

DUMMY OR NOT, IT'S GONNA BE

GOOD DOING SOME MOUTH TO MOUTH.

[ SMOOCHING ]

BART, PLEASE! GET A LIFE.

AND A WOMAN?

GOOD IDEA.

OH, MAN, AUNT ELLA, THANK

YOU.

THANK YOU FOR THAT GREAT LUNCH.

THAT'S SO GOOD.

THAT TUNA CASSEROLE IS OFF THE

HOOK!

YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU NEED TO OPEN UP A RESTAURANT

AND CALL IT...

Both: AUNT ELLA'S PLACE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

C.J., YOU TELL ME THAT EVERY

DAY.

IT'S TRUE.

I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS TOO BAD

THAT EVERYBODY HAD TO DO THE

CPR TRAINING TODAY BECAUSE THEY

MISSED OUT ON A GREAT LUNCH.

I'M TELLING YOU.

JUST MORE FOR ME.

JUST MORE FOR YOU.

DO YOU SAY THAT TO TRACIE?

SO, HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH

YOU AND HER ANYWAY?

OH, AUNT ELLA, SHE'S LIKE A

BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR ME.

YEAH, WE GETTING ALONG FINE.

WE LOVE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER

AND TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE GOT A

LOT IN COMMON.

WELL, C.J., I AM GLAD TO SEE

YOU GETTING CLOSE TO SOMEBODY.

HEY, I'M THINKING ABOUT

MAKING IT EVEN CLOSER.

I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE THE

RELATIONSHIP EXCLUSIVE.

EXCLUSIVE?

MM-HMM.

WELL, NOW, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

THAT.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE MOVING

TOO FAST?

NO!

EXCLUSIVE?

NO, WE'RE MOVING SLOW.

MATTER OF FACT, WE AIN'T DONE

NOTHING.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED.

OH.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU DON'T DO

NOTHING AND YOU JUST ENJOY

BEING WITH THE PERSON, YOU CAN

FEEL THE CONNECTION?

YOU HAVE NOT KISSED HER.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

OKAY.

HELLO?

YEAH, THIS IS HE.

NO, THEY'RE NOT SICK.

EVERYTHING WAS FINE WHEN THEY

LEFT FOR SCHOOL THIS MORNING.

WHAT?

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THAT WAS THE SCHOOL.

THEY SAID THAT MALIK AND JAZMINE

DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR SCHOOL TODAY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DIDN'T SHOW

UP?

WHERE COULD THEY BE?

I DON'T KNOW. I'M GONNA CALL

MALIK'S CELLPHONE RIGHT NOW.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

C.J.

MNH-MNH-MNH. HELLO!

OH, DAMN.

THE BOY LEFT HIS CELL PHONE

HERE.

OKAY, OKAY, DON'T WORRY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS.

WE'LL FIND THEM, RIGHT?

THERE HAS TO BE A LOGICAL

EXPLANATION FOR THIS.

MAYBE THEY'RE WITH JANINE.

CALL --

YEAH, YEAH, I'M CALLING HER

AT WORK RIGHT NOW.

OH, IT WENT STRAIGHT TO

VOICEMAIL.

HEY, JANINE, IT'S ME. YEAH.

THE SCHOOL CALLED AND SAID THAT

THE KIDS DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR

SCHOOL TODAY.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

CAN YOU CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU

GET THIS MESSAGE, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA CHECK THE PARKS AND

THE PLAYGROUNDS AND EVERY PLACE

ELSE THAT THEY HANG OUT -- THE

MALLS, OKAY?

OKAY.

SAY A PRAYER, AUNT ELLA.

I'M ALREADY AHEAD OF YOU.

I'LL CALL CURTIS AND THE POLICE!

HELLO, EVERYONE.

I'M MR. MADDOX.

I'LL BE YOUR CPR INSTRUCTOR

FOR THE DAY.

OH! OKAY. I'M CHIEF PAYNE.

HOW DO YOU DO?

CHIEF OF THIS UNIT. I'M GOOD.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

LOOK HERE, HENRY, HOW LONG DOES

THIS --

SORRY. I PREFER MR. MADDOX.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, MR. MADDOX.

OH, YOU'RE BEING PROFESSIONAL.

I UNDERSTAND FROM THE GET-GO.

SEE, THAT'S HOW YOU SET

THE STANDARD.

I AIN'T MAD AT YOU.

LOOK HERE, HOW LONG IS THIS

GONNA TAKE 'CAUSE I GOT SOME

STUFF I GOT TO DO, FINISH UP

SOME WORK AND STUFF.

OH, SAVING LIVES CANNOT BE

RUSHED.

THROUGHOUT THIS CLASS, I WILL

BREATHE LIFE INTO YOU AND YOUR

STAFF SO THAT YOU CAN BREATHE

LIFE INTO OTHERS.

OKAY.

WOULD YOU MIND BREATHING THAT

WAY BECAUSE THE BREATH IS KARATE

CHOPPING.

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT SUCKER RIGHT THERE, BOY.

THAT SUCKER COME OUT KICKING

RIGHT THERE.

HEY, KEENAN, THIS DUMMY KIND

OF LOOKS LIKE YOUR EX-WIFE,

EXCEPT IT HAS A LITTLE BIT MORE

PERSONALITY.

OHH.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

ELLA. WHAT? MISSING WHAT?

BABY, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.

PUSH THE CAN OPENER.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE JUST

LIKE CATS.

SOON AS THEY HEAR THAT, THEY

COME RUNNING IN LIKE YOU OPEN

SOME FOOD UP.

[ LAUGHS ]

BABY, I'M JUST PLAYING.

LOOK, THEY'RE GONNA COME BACK.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHING.

JUST CALL ME IF YOU HEAR

ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT.

CHIEF PAYNE, YOU WITH US

OR NOT?

YEAH. THAT WAS MY WIFE.

CELLPHONES ARE NOT ALLOWED

DURING THE CLASS.

EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND THAT?

YES, SIR.

NOW, PAIR UP WITH SOMEONE,

AND LET'S BEGIN.

Together: I GOT ANGEL!

LEAVE HER ALONE!

OKAY.

C.J., YOU CHECKED ALL THE

PLAYGROUNDS, THE SCHOOL YARDS,

THE PARKS?

YES, YES.

I CHECKED EVERYWHERE -- THE

PARKS, THE PLAYGROUNDS.

MAN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO FILE A

MISSING-PERSONS REPORT.

NO, NO, NO.

I FINALLY GOT THROUGH TO

JANINE'S JOB.

SHE HAD THE DAY OFF.

SO THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THEY

ARE ALL TOGETHER.

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT

WITHOUT TELLING ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, MY SISTER USED TO COME

AND TAKE CAL FOR LIKE DAYS AT A

TIME.

DAYS AT A TIME?

I KNOW.

WE'D BE WORRIED HALF TO DEATH.

MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I

WOULD DO IF JANINE DID

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

C.J., PLEASE.

WHAT IF SHE TOOK THE KIDS

AND SHE'S TRYING TO KIDNAP THEM

AND TAKE THEM OUT

OF THE COUNTRY?

DON'T EVEN THINK LIKE THAT.

NO. I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

SHE AIN'T GONNA DO THAT --

C.J.

HI, DADDY.

HEY!

[ LAUGHS ]

COME HERE.

HI.

HEY, BOY.

LOOK WHAT I WON AT THE

AMUSEMENT PARK.

AND I WON IT ALL BY MYSELF, TOO.

OH, THAT'S GREAT, SWEETIE.

MAN, DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE

BEEN THERE.

I RODE THE GIANT ROLLER COASTER.

OH, THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE.

BUT LISTEN, KIDS -- WHY DON'T

YOU ALL TAKE YOUR STUFF AND GO

ON IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY?

COME ON, GUYS.

YOU CAN TELL ME ALL ABOUT

YOUR DAY.

OKAY.

JANINE, HAVE YOU LOST

YOUR MIND?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU TAKING

MALIK AND JAZMINE OUT OF SCHOOL

WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

PERMISSION?

EXCUSE ME, BUT SINCE WHEN DO I

NEED TO SPEND TIME WITH MY OWN

CHILDREN?

AND WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS

IN FRONT OF HER?

C.J., I'M GONNA GO.

NO, NO. SIT DOWN.

JANINE, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE

SUBJECT.

I'VE BEEN WORRIED HALF TO DEATH

ABOUT THESE KIDS, LOOKING ALL

OVER ATLANTA AND FOR WHAT?

TO FIND OUT YOU GOT THEM AT

AN AMUSEMENT PARK?

I'M SORRY.

IT WAS A LAST-MINUTE THING,

OKAY?

I JUST WANTED TO SPEND SOME

ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH THEM.

YOU GOT TO CHECK WITH ME.

YOU GOT TO CHECK WITH ME.

I'M THE FATHER.

LET ME JUST GO.

I'M THEIR MOTHER, OKAY?

I'VE LOST A LOT OF TIME

WITH THEM.

I'M JUST GRATEFUL I HAVE A

CHANCE TO GET CLOSE TO THEM

AGAIN THE WAY YOU ARE.

I'M CLOSE TO THEM BECAUSE

I'M HERE WITH THEM EVERY DAY,

ALL DAY.

C.J., I'M GONNA GO.

I'LL JUST CALL YOU.

NO. STAY.

NO. GO. BYE, GET OUT.

IT'S FAMILY BUSINESS. BYE.

NO, NO. STAY. STAY.

I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU

YELLING AT ME IN FRONT OF HER.

THIS IS FAMILY BUSINESS.

SHE DON'T NEED TO BE A PART OF

NONE OF THIS.

FAMILY?

FAMILY.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT

FAMILY? NOT A DARN THING.

NOW, UNLIKE YOU, TRACIE HAS BEEN

THERE FOR ME.

OH. OH, REALLY?

AND LATELY SHE HAS BEEN MORE

A PART OF THIS FAMILY

THAN YOU HAVE.

OH, OH, I SEE.

SO TRACIE'S YOUR WOMAN NOW.

YES.

NO.

NO?

NO.

SHE SAID NO.

I THOUGHT WE WAS GETTING

THERE.

REALLY?

YEAH.

WELL, C.J., YOU'RE LIKE

A BROTHER TO ME.

PLUS I'VE BEEN KICKING IT

WITH CALVIN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OHH.

WELL...

SEE...

[ CHUCKLES ]

SIT HERE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT I'M

DOING WITH MY CHILDREN AND YOU

CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOU AIN'T

GOT A WOMAN.

[ LAUGHS ]

CALVIN WHO?

YOU BETTER BE TALKING ABOUT

CALVIN KLEIN 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU

AIN'T TALKING ABOUT MY COUSIN.

YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR

COUSIN.

WHAT?!

WHEN DID YOU TWO START DATING?

SHORTLY AFTER THE BOYS'

HEARING, BUT -- I THOUGHT HE

TOLD YOU.

NO! HE DID NOT TELL ME.

C.J., COME ON.

THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU AND I HAVE NEVER KISSED.

WE'VE NEVER EVEN HELD HANDS.

I THOUGHT WE WAS TAKING

IT SLOW.

AWW.

LOOK, C.J., I'M SORRY, OKAY?

I THOUGHT WE WERE ON

THE SAME PAGE.

LOOK, I LIKE YOU BECAUSE WE

SHARE A SAME BOND, YOU KNOW?

WE BOTH KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

HAVING FAMILY MEMBERS ON DRUGS

AND RAISING KIDS.

I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU DO

FOR ME, I REALLY DO.

BUT I'VE NEVER LOOKED AT YOU AS

ANYTHING MORE THAN JUST

A FRIEND.

[ SIGHS ]

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU WANT TO DATE CALVIN...

IT'S COOL.

I MEAN, IF YOU LIKE LAZY...

FREELOADERS...

[ Coughing ] HATER. HATER.

..."NEVER GONNA GRADUATE FROM

COLLEGE ANYWAY" TYPE OF

BROTHERS.

LISTEN, TRACIE, UM, I GOT SOME

BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.

SO...

IT'S COOL.

I'M GONNA CALL YOU LATER, OKAY?

AND I'M GONNA TALK TO CALVIN

AND FIND OUT WHAT HE --

NO. I'LL TALK TO CALVIN.

YES.

BYE.

THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO

DO IS TO LEAN IN AND SEE IF

THEY'RE...

Together: BREATHING.

CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!

FLATLINER! FLATLINER!

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE DEAD.

STOP JOKING AROUND.

MINE DEAD.

DO YOU WANT TO GET THROUGH

THIS OR NOT?

NOW, NEVER MIND.

DON'T ANSWER THAT.

NOW, LAY THE DUMMY ON HIS

OR HER BACK.

ON YOUR BACK, ANGEL.

[ SHOUTING IN SPANISH ]

JUST LOOK FOR THE MOUTH!

NOW, WHILE MAINTAINING AN OPEN

AIRWAY, PINCH THEIR NOSE SHUT.

[ IMITATES HONKING ]

HEY!

TUCKA-TUCKA-TUCKA-TUCKA-TUCKA!

[ LAUGHTER ]

SAVING LIVES IS NOT A JOKE.

YES, SIR, MR. MADDOX.

I'M SORRY.

NOW, GIVE TWO LONG, SLOW

BREATHS WHILE BEING SURE TO

MAINTAIN A SEAL BETWEEN YOUR

MOUTH AND THEIRS.

OKAY, LOOK, IS THIS CPR CLASS

OR CPR MASS?

IT'S TAKING FOREVER!

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN CHURCH.

THAT'S IT, CHIEF PAYNE.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BAD

ATTITUDE.

AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR

BAD BREATH.

I CAN SMELL IT WAY DOWN THERE

BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR,

BACK UP ON ME.

BAM! I'M READY FOR YOU TODAY.

[ LAUGHS ]

NO, BUT SERIOUSLY,

YOU CAN HAVE ONE.

EITHER THE INTERRUPTIONS END

HERE, OR I WILL END THIS

RECERTIFICATION CLASS RIGHT NOW.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

NO, NO, NO, MR. MADDOX.

WE'LL BEHAVE.

TELL HIM WE'LL DO IT.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, YOU ALL, WE GOT TO

BREATHE.

NOW, STOP IT AND TAKE IT

SERIOUSLY.

THE MAN JUST TOLD US TAKE IT

SERIOUS.

CHIEF, I THINK HE'S CHOKING

ON THAT MINT OR SOMETHING.

NO, HE'S ACTING.

HE'S TRYING TO SHOW US WHAT IT'S

LIKE WHEN PEOPLE CHOKE.

OH, HE'S ACTING.

BUT HE'S A BAD ACTOR.

NO, NO, NO, HE'S A GOOD ACTOR

'CAUSE HE'S TURNING BLUE.

HE'S OKAY.

HE'S GOOD.

HE'S BETTER THAN DENZEL.

HE AIN'T BETTER THAN NO

DENZEL!

HE IS NOT BETTER THAN DENZEL.

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

DID YOU SEE "MAN ON FIRE"?

YEAH, YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT "DรฉJร  VU"?

NOW, I LIKED THAT.

IT WAS LIKE SCI-FI.

NO, NO, NO.

I'LL TELL YOU -- THE BEST ONE IS

WHEN HE CRIED THAT ONE TEAR

IN "GLORY."

Both: [ HUMMING ]

GLORY!

OH, WOW! OH!

WHOO!

OH, I LOVED THAT.

BUT THIS ONE HERE -- SEE,

HE'S JUST BLUE.

HE AIN'T GOT NO TEAR.

HE'S GOOD, THOUGH.

CRY, IT'S BETTER.

MAYBE JUST ONE TEAR, ONE TEAR.

WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW IF

IT WAS REAL.

HEY, CALVIN.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT TRACIE.

HEY, THIS GUY'S CHOKING, MAN.

WHY YOU NOT DOING SOMETHING?

HE'S JUST ACTING.

UGH!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

ARE YOU OKAY?

THANK YOU. THANK YOU!

SO, YOU WERE CHOKING

FOR REAL?

YEAH! YOU COULD SAY THAT.

MY BAD.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING

TRACIE BEHIND C.J.'s BACK?

I DON'T KNOW, JANINE.

BUT HOW DID THE KIDS ENJOY

THEIR ABDUCTION?

I MEAN, EXCURSION.

THEY HAD A BLAST, YOU KNOW,

LIKE YOU DO ON YOUR DATES

WITH TRACIE.

DON'T BE TRYING TO GET ME IN

TROUBLE BECAUSE YOU'RE IN

TROUBLE.

I'M NOT GETTING YOU IN

TROUBLE 'CAUSE I'M IN TROUBLE.

I'M NOT IN TROUBLE.

HE'S MAD AT YOU.

HE AIN'T MAD AT ME.

NO, HE WAS MAD AT YOU FIRST.

YOU THE WOMAN STEALER.

HEY! HEY! HEY!

I'M MAD AT BOTH OF YOU!

JANINE, WHAT KIND OF A MO--

SEE? I WON.

LADIES FIRST.

TAKES THE KIDS WITHOUT

LETTING THE FATHER KNOW FIRST?

C.J., ARE YOU STILL TALKING

ABOUT THIS?

LOOK, I DIDN'T HAVE THEM

OVERNIGHT.

I HAD THEM HOME BY DINNER.

AUNT ELLA, UNCLE CURTIS, YOU ALL

CAN UNDERSTAND MY POINT, RIGHT?

Both: WE AIN'T IN THAT.

AUNT ELLA, UNCLE CURTIS, CAN

YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM, PLEASE?

GO ON? GO?

IS HE TALKING TO ME?

THIS IS MY ROOM, C.J.

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

DID YOU FORGET, SON?

EVERY ROOM IN HERE -- I WOULD

TELL YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM, BUT

I CAN'T DO THAT 'CAUSE THAT'S

MY ROOM.

SO THAT WOULD BE DUMB FOR ME TO

SAY THAT.

"GO TO YOUR ROOM."

DON'T TELL ME TO GO TO MY ROOM.

DON'T EVER TELL ME TO GO TO MY

ROOM IN MY HOUSE.

CURTIS, COME ON, LET'S GO TO

YOUR ROOM.

COME ON.

NOW, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO

COURT AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU

CAN'T TAKE THESE KIDS AT ALL?

'CAUSE I'LL DO IT.

NO, NO, C.J., YOU KNOW THAT'S

NOT WHAT I WANT.

NOW, BEFORE YOU TAKE MALIK OR

JAZMINE ANYPLACE, YOU GOT TO

CLEAR IT WITH ME FIRST.

CLEAR.

ARE WE STRAIGHT ON THAT?

YES. THAT'S FINE.

ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT

HAPPENED, YOU'RE RIGHT.

IF I HAD GOTTEN A CALL SAYING

THAT THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT TO

SCHOOL, I WOULD HAVE GONE INTO

PANIC, TOO.

I WASN'T THINKING.

I JUST -- I REALLY WANTED TO

SPEND TIME WITH MALIK AND JAZZY.

YOU DON'T NEVER THINK.

NEVER DO, NEVER HAVE.

AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE

THEIR MOTHER, BUT I HAVE NOT

GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I

COMPLETELY TRUST YOU.

I AIN'T NEVER TRUSTED HER.

I TOLD YOU AT THE WEDDING.

C.J., I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG

IT'S GONNA TAKE EITHER.

NEVER.

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.

NOW, SEE, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT

BUYING THEM THINGS, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S ABOUT SPENDING QUALITY TIME

WITH THEM.

PREACH.

YOU'RE RIGHT, AND I'M SORRY.

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

THANK YOU.

SO, NOW THAT I'VE APOLOGIZED,

IT'S CALVIN'S TURN.

TRACIE.

HE'S DEAD.

C.J.

PLEASE, PLEASE, NOT THE FACE.

NOT THE FACE, C.J. NOT MY FACE.

I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU, MAN,

ALTHOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULD.

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY

SOMETHING, MAN?

YOU LET ME MAKE A FOOL OUT OF

MYSELF.

MAN, MY BAD, MAN.

COME ON, C.J.,

I DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS

TO HAPPEN.

I ASKED HER IF YOU TWO WERE MORE

THAN FRIENDS, AND SHE SAID NO.

INSTEAD OF ASKING HER, YOU

SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME.

I'M YOUR COUSIN.

C.J., IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE

TO DATE.

COME ON, MAN, I'M SORRY.

LOOK, I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT

SHE WAS GONNA TELL YOU.

COME ON, MAN, WE FAMILY.

YOU THINK I WOULD PURPOSELY DO

SOMETHING TO HURT YOU?

YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA

TELL ME, SHE THOUGHT YOU

WAS GONNA.

EVERYBODY THOUGHT THE OTHER

PERSON WAS GONNA TELL ME.

[ INHALES AND EXHALES ]

IT'S OKAY, MAN.

I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T TRY

TO HURT ME.

I SHOULD HAVE STEPPED

MY GAME UP.

KIND OF LAME, HUH?

YEAH.

THANKS.

I MEAN, NO. NO.

ANYWAY, MAN, I HOPE SHE

MAKES YOU HAPPY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SHE ALREADY HAS.

GIVE ME BACK MY DAP!

YOU MISSED OUT!

SHE'S A CUTIE PIE.

ZENITH. ZENITH.

ZENITH.

HELLO.

IS ZENITH THERE?

IS THIS ZENITH LIKE THE TV?

HEY, POP.

NO, IT'S OKAY.

YEAH, THIS IS CALVIN PAYNE'S

DADDY.

I WAS CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW

CALVIN'S NOT AVAILABLE ANYMORE.

POP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IS THIS MY --

ZENITH! ZENITH!

WHOA!

CALL 911, ZENITH!

GIVE ME THE PHONE!

POP, GIVE ME THE PHONE.

ZENITH!

ZENITH? ZENITH? ZENITH?

LET HER GO! LET HER GO!

LET HER GO!

HE WAS JUST PLAYING.

HE WAS JUST PLAYING. HELLO?

POP. POP!

WHAT?

HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CALL?

ABOUT 28.

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