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HEY, GUYS.

HEY, WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?

OH, HE'S COMING.

OKAY, WELL, WHAT'S TAKING HIM

SO LONG?

THE STATION IS RIGHT ACROSS THE

STREET.

HE DECIDED TO JOG AROUND THE

BLOCK FIRST.

JOG?

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

CURT--

HEY, BABY, GIVE ME SOME

WATER, GIVE ME SOME WATER.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART

ATTACK.

OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

POP'S FAILED THE STATION'S

ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAM.

I KEEP TELLING YOU, I DID NOT

FAIL THAT TEST -- OR EXAM,

WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS.

I DIDN'T FAIL IT. IT WAS RIGGED.

COME ON, UNCLE CURTIS.

JUST ADMIT YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.

BART DIDN'T PASS EITHER, BUT

HE STILL BEAT YOU IN THE

FIREMAN'S CARRY.

THAT'S 'CAUSE BART WAS ONLY

CARRYING ANGEL.

I HAD TO CARRY HIM.

OH, YOU FAILED THE MINIMUM

REQUIREMENTS FOR EVERY EXERCISE.

AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IS HIGH.

WHAT THAT GOT TO DO WITH

ANYTHING?

ALL BLACK MEN'S BLOOD PRESSURE'S

HIGH.

MINE AIN'T.

I SAID BLACK, NOT BEIGE.

OKAY, C.J., WHAT DID THEY

SAY?

BASICALLY, THEY SAID

UNCLE CURTIS HAD TO LOSE A FEW

POUNDS AND LOWER HIS BLOOD

PRESSURE.

OTHERWISE, HE'S AT RISK FOR

DIABETES, HEART DISEASE, OR

POSSIBLY A STROKE.

WELL, THAT SETTLES IT.

YOU ARE GOING ON A DIET.

MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH.

YOU KNOW I DON'T DO NO DIETS,

BABY.

DIETS MAKE YOU DIE.

OKAY, OKAY, CURTIS, IF IT'LL

MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, NOT

THAT I NEED IT, I'LL DIET WITH

YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, BABY.

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

YOU KNOW, ME AND C.J. CAN

HELP YOU OUT WITH YOUR EXERCISE

PROGRAM.

I KEEP TELLING YOU ALL

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

YOU CAN'T HEAR?

YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EARS?

CURTIS!

I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.

I JUST GOT THROUGH RUNNING A

QUARTER OF A MILE.

LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.

[ GRUNTING ]

I FEEL LIKE RUNNING BACK OVER

TO THE FIREHOUSE RIGHT NOW.

DO IT.

[ GROANS ]

LISTEN TO ME.

FROM NOW ON, NO MORE FAT OR

SUGAR.

BABY, NO FAT OR SUGAR?

YOU GONNA LEAVE ME?

YOU KNOW I LIKE MY STUFF PLUMP

AND SWEET.

[ HORN HONKING, SIREN WAILING ]

OOH, SMELLS GOOD IN HERE,

BABY.

MMM-MM!

TASTES GOOD, TOO.

THERE YOU GO.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

THAT IS YOUR BREAKFAST.

BABY, WHAT IS --

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT?

THIS IS TREE BARK.

WHERE'S MY PORK?

[ CHUCKLES ]

IN YOUR BELLY.

GIRL, I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT

NOW, YOUR ARM LOOK LIKE A PIECE

OF HAM.

I'LL BITE IT.

GIVE IT HERE, GIVE IT HERE!

UNCLE CURTIS, THAT'S TURKEY

BACON, MAN.

THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

SHUT UP, C.J.

AUNTIE ELLA, UNCLE CURTIS

TRYING TO JACK MY PANCAKES.

CURTIS, STOP!

WOULD YOU STOP?

AND EAT YOUR OWN FOOD, BABY.

BABY, I'M HUNGRY.

YOU'LL BE FINE, CURTIS.

I PACKED YOU A LITTLE NICE SALAD

FOR LUNCH.

I'M A WORKING MAN.

MEN DON'T EAT SALADS.

FORGET IT.

I'LL GET SOMETHING AT THE

STATION.

OH, NO, YOU WON'T.

I HAD THE GUYS EMPTY THE FRIDGE

AND THE CABINETS.

[ GIGGLES ]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

YOU ARE SUCH A MAMA'S BOY,

YOU MAMA'S BOY.

UNCLE CURTIS, YOU KNOW, A

CAMEL CAN SURVIVE FOR WEEKS OFF

OF THE FOOD THAT'S STORED IN HIS

HUMP.

OH, SO YOU SHOULD BE GOOD FOR

ABOUT 6 MONTHS.

OKAY, OKAY. I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY. A YEAR.

IS THIS MINE, BABY?

HERE'S YOUR LITTLE SALAD,

BABY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

SEE YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

COMING.

HI, MS. ELLA.

JANINE!

HI! HOW ARE YOU DOING?!

HI!

OH, GOD. I'M SORRY.

IS IT SAFE TO COME IN?

YES, COME ON IN.

THE KIDS ARE NOT HERE.

AND THE GUYS ARE ALL AT WORK.

WELL, WAIT, IT'S GOOD TO SEE

YOU, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER

A VISIT SCHEDULED FOR TODAY.

WE -- WE DON'T HAVE ONE.

WE DON'T HAVE ONE, BUT I WANTED

TO GIVE YOU MY GOOD NEWS IN

PERSON.

MS. ELLA, I HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED

FROM THE REHAB CENTER.

OH, MY GOD!

WAIT. NOW, DISCHARGED.

THAT MEANS THAT'S A GOOD THING,

RIGHT?

YES. I COMPLETED THE PROGRAM.

YOU COMPLETED IT?

YES!

JANINE, YOU HAVE DONE SO

WELL.

YOU'VE COME SO FAR.

YEAH, I HAVE. I REALLY HAVE.

AND I WANT TO THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU REALLY STUCK YOUR NECK OUT

THERE FOR ME, EVEN MORE THAN MY

OWN PARENTS, SO THANK YOU.

LISTEN, I'M JUST GLAD YOU

DIDN'T MAKE ME REGRET IT.

WHEN C.J. AND CURTIS HEARD THAT

I BROUGHT THOSE CHILDREN DOWN

TO THAT REHAB, OH, MY GOD.

LOOK, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO GO

THROUGH THAT.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

DON'T BE SORRY.

IT WAS MY IDEA, REMEMBER?

HEY, LISTEN, MY COUNSELOR

LINED UP A JOB INTERVIEW FOR ME

LATER ON THIS AFTERNOON.

THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH, BUT I'M WORRIED I WON'T

GET IT.

I MEAN, LOOK AT MY HAIR AND MY

SHOES.

I'M SORRY.

SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE.

I -- I THINK I CAN HELP YOU WITH

THAT.

REALLY?

MM-HMM.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

I HAVE SOME DRESSES IN THE

BACK.

WHOSE ARE THEY?

THEY'RE MINE.

WHO -- YOURS?

[ LAUGHS ]

GOTCHA.

CLARETHA, HEY, LISTEN, CAN YOU

DO A MAKEOVER TODAY?

GREAT, AND THAT BAG OF CLOTHES

THAT YOU WERE GONNA TAKE TO THE

HELP CENTER, BRING THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE.

MS. CLARETHA DOES HAIR?

OH, YEAH.

I'VE NEVER SEEN HER WITHOUT A

HAT OR A WIG ON.

WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I, UH -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT

SHE HAS HAIR.

OH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE HER

DO MINE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WOW. THANKS.

HEY!

ELLA, OH, GIRL, I WAS SO

EXCITED, I RUSHED RIGHT OVER.

I HAVE BEEN DYING TO GIVE YOU A

MAKEOVER.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

IT AIN'T FOR ME.

IT'S FOR JANINE.

HI, MS. CLARETHA.

OH, HELL. ARE YOU BACK?

YOU LIKE A STRAY CAT.

FEED YOU ONCE, AND YOU KEEP

COMING BACK.

DIDN'T WE JUST DROP YOU OFF

AT THE REHAB CENTER?

THAT WAS A WHILE AGO.

AND I HAVE BEEN IN CONSTANT

CONTACT WITH MS. ELLA.

AND I COMPLETED THE PROGRAM.

AND SHE'S DOING SO WELL.

LOOK AT HER.

I FEEL BETTER.

LET ME SEE YOUR DIPLOMA.

WE DON'T GET DIPLOMAS.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T

SMOKE YOUR WAY OUT?

CLARETHA, STOP IT, OKAY?

JUST STOP IT.

IF YOU DO THIS FAVOR FOR ME,

I'LL MAKE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RUM

CAKE.

OOH, WITH A SHOT OF BOURBON?

IT'S A RUM CAKE.

OKAY, FINE, BUT JANINE HAS TO

DO SOMETHING FOR ME, TOO.

OKAY. LIKE WHAT?

IF YOU MAKE IT BACK TO CRACK

ROW, PICK ME UP ONE OF THOSE $20

FOLEX WATCHES.

WHAT? IT'S FOR MY BROTHER.

ANYWAY, WE GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK

TO MY PLACE, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA

NEED A WHOLE LOT OF SUPPLIES FOR

YOU.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SEE YOU LATER, BABY.

CLARETHA, THANK YOU.

UH-HUH.

ALL YOU'RE DOING IS ROCKING

ON YOUR BELLY, POP.

DON'T BE MAD AT WHAT GOD GAVE

ME.

UNCLE CURTIS, MAN, YOU CAN'T

DO 10 PUSH-UPS, MAN?

I JUST DID 10!

THAT WAS 10.

JAZMINE COULD DO 10 PUSH-UPS.

I JUST DID 10 PUSH-UPS,

AND SHE DO THE GIRLY KIND.

THOSE WERE THE GIRLY KIND.

AND YOUR POINT?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S JOG AROUND THE BLOCK.

COME ON.

AIN'T NO JOGGING.

AND I AM THROUGH.

THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO JOGGING.

I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN WORKING OUT

FOR DOGGONE...ALMOST 10 MINUTES.

NOW, I HAD MY WORKOUT.

YOU ALL WANTED TO WORK OUT.

I WORKED OUT.

MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S DOWN.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

I AIN'T DOING NO JOGGING.

IT'S A WRAP.

WE'LL JUST JOG AROUND THE

BLOCK ONE TIME.

IT'S OVER. LET IT GO.

[ MUSIC PLAYS ]

IS THAT THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK?

I'LL RACE YOU TO THE ICE-CREAM

TRUCK, COME ON.

COME ON. I'LL RACE YOU TO

THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK, COME ON.

[ KNOCK ON GLASS ]

Janine!

JANINE, OOH.

OH, OOH!

YOU LOOK GREAT.

OOH, OH, BUT YOU CAN'T BE HERE.

YOU CAN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW.

THE CHILDREN ARE HERE, AND THE

GUYS ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK.

OH, OKAY, WELL, I CAME BACK

FOR TWO REASONS.

FIRST, I WANTED TO LET YOU

KNOW --

Shh!

First I wanted to let you

know I got the job.

I GOT THE JOB!

[ LAUGHS ]

Shh, shh, shh.

AND THE OTHER REASON?

OKAY, THE OTHER REASON.

I NEED A PLACE TO STAY.

WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.

JANINE, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

NOW, I KNOW THE KIDS WOULD LOVE

TO HAVE YOU HERE, BUT C.J. AND

CURTIS WOULD HAVE A COW AND TWO

CHICKENS IF YOU STAYED HERE.

MS. ELLA, PLEASE, ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO

GO.

ALL THE DECENT TRANSITIONAL

HOMES ARE FULL, AND THE ONES

WITH VACANCIES ARE IN

NEIGHBORHOODS I NO LONGER GO TO.

THEN, JANINE, JUST GIVE THEM

A TRY AND JUST SAY NO.

PLEASE, MS. ELLA, I CAN'T DO

THAT, OKAY?

I --

OH, MY GOD. GET THE LID.

IT'S FRUIT!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

[ SCREAMS ]

WHAT ARE --

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT, DID YOU TAKE AN ESCALATOR

TO THE 12th STEP?

NO. I COMPLETED THE PROGRAM.

AND NOW I'M READY TO MOVE ON

WITH MY LIFE.

THEN MOVE ON.

I AM. I AM.

I JUST CAME BY TO TELL MS. ELLA

THANK YOU FOR ALL HER HELP AND

TO TELL HER ABOUT MY NEW JOB.

YOU GOT A JOB?

YES.

HERE.

TWO KIDS, THREE MEALS A DAY,

AND THE WATER AND THE

ELECTRICITY BILLS THAT WENT

SKY-HIGH, PAIN AND SUFFERING,

ME AND MY BABY DON'T HAVE

FREEDOM ANYMORE.

YOU OWE ME $11,478.92.

AND I TAKE CASH OR MONEY ORDERS.

I TOLD YOU I HEARD MOMMY'S

VOICE.

OH! MOMMY!

[ LAUGHTER ]

MOMMY, I MISS YOU.

AND YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

OH, THANK YOU.

BABY, I MISSED YOU, TOO.

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

ARE YOU GETTING BETTER?

I'M MUCH BETTER.

I'M MUCH BETTER.

SO ARE YOU STAYING FOR

DINNER?

AM I STAYING FOR DINNER?

NO.

C.J., THE KIDS.

OKAY.

OKAY.

SO I'LL GET DINNER TOGETHER.

JANINE, CAN I TALK TO YOU,

PLEASE, OUTSIDE?

OUTSIDE.

OKAY, I'M -- ALL RIGHT.

COME ON. GET WASHED UP.

WOW, UM, LOOK, C.J., THANK

YOU VERY MUCH FOR LETTING --

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME

STAY FOR DINNER.

OH, DON'T GET IT TWISTED.

I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR YOU.

THIS IS FOR THE KIDS.

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO THANK

ME, YOU'LL LEAVE US ALONE.

LEAVE YOU ALONE?

C.J., HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING

LIKE THAT?

JANINE, PLEASE.

EVERYTHING THAT I SACRIFICED FOR

YOU, YOU STOLE FROM MY FAMILY.

I'VE WASTED UNCLE CURTIS'

RETIREMENT MONEY TRYING TO GET

YOU IN YOUR FIRST REHAB ATTEMPT.

ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY, OKAY?

I THOUGHT I WAS READY, AND I

WASN'T.

ALL RIGHT?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE--

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO EXPLAIN TO THOSE KIDS WHAT

HAPPENED TO THEIR MOTHER.

I'M THE ONE THAT DRIES THEIR

TEARS WHEN THEY'RE CRYING FOR

YOU.

C.J., LISTEN, ALL RIGHT?

I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

BUT I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE IF I --

SAVE IT. SAVE IT.

[ SIGHS ]

UM, C.J., THANK YOU FOR

LETTING ME TUCK THE KIDS INTO

BED.

THEY'VE GOTTEN REALLY BIG.

YOU'RE REALLY DOING A WONDERFUL

JOB WITH THEM.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

UNCLE.

WITH GOD'S HELP. GOD'S HELP.

CAN WE TALK?

I REALLY WANT TO FINISH

WATCHING THIS IF YOU DON'T MIND.

I'D LIKE TO FINISH THIS.

I MEAN, COME ON.

DON'T I GET ANY CREDIT FOR

TURNING MY LIFE AROUND?

YOU GET A LOT OF CREDIT FOR

TURNING EVERYBODY'S LIFE AROUND.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

UNCLE.

OBVIOUSLY NOW JUST ISN'T A

GOOD TIME TO TALK, SO I'LL

JUST -- I'LL LEAVE.

GOOD NIGHT, MS. ELLA.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

JANINE, YOU LEAVING ALREADY?

I WAS JUST PREPARING PECAN PIE

FOR EVERYBODY.

PECAN PIE?

EXCEPT YOU, CURTIS.

EXCEPT YOU.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

YOU WON'T GET IT TONIGHT.

THANK YOU, BUT I THINK I

SHOULD JUST LEAVE.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SLICE

WITH YOU?

THAT WOULD BE NICE. THANKS.

COME ON.

WHERE ARE YOU GONNA STAY?

HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA.

OKAY.

JANINE, JUST FOR TONIGHT, I'M

GONNA LEAVE THIS DOOR UNLOCKED

AND A BLANKET ON THE COUCH.

I'M USUALLY THE FIRST ONE UP.

AND I'LL JUST WAKE YOU UP WHEN I

GET UP.

OKAY. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

JANINE, JUST FOR TONIGHT.

JANINE, DON'T FORGET TO MAIL

IN YOUR PAYMENTS.

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT THE...

WHAT? OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T.

OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T.

OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T.

OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A KEY.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A KEY.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A KEY IN HERE

SOMEWHERE.

SOMEONE HID THAT KEY.

SHE DONE HID THE KEY.

[ SCREAMS ]

I TOLD YOU!

I TOLD YOU I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET IT?

YOU...

STAY RIGHT THERE. STAY.

[ SCREAMS ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

YOU GET OUT!

GET OUT THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!

JANINE!

WHAT THE -- WHAT THE...

JANINE? JANINE?

UNCLE CURT -- UNCLE CURTIS,

MAN!

WHAT THE -- WHAT THE...

CURTIS!

WHAT THE...

I-I WAS HUNGRY, BABY.

SHE WAS TRYING TO BURN DOWN THE

HOUSE.

I WASN'T!

I WAS NOT TRYING TO BURN

ANYTHING.

I HEARD A NOISE IN THE KITCHEN.

I CAME TO SEE WHAT IT WAS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

C.J., SHE NEEDED A PLACE TO

STAY, SO I TOLD HER SHE COULD

STAY HERE.

Both: WHAT?!

YOU HEARD ME.

NOW, LET'S JUST KEEP OUR VOICES

DOWN BEFORE WE WAKE THE

CHILDREN, AND WE'LL JUST DISCUSS

THIS IN THE MORNING.

LOOK, I'M TIRED OF YOU ALL

DISRESPECTING ME IN MY OWN

HOUSE.

I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT HER

HERE.

EXCUSE ME, NEPHEW.

THIS IS NOT YOUR OWN HOUSE.

YOU DON'T HAVE AN "OWN HOUSE."

COME ON, CURTIS.

FIRE STARTER.

COME ON, CURTIS.

I'M COMING.

SHE BY THE STOVE, ELLA.

YOU GONNA LEAVE HER BY THE

STOVE?

ELLA, SHE'S BY THE STOVE.

OKAY, WE CAN TALK NOW.

ALL OF OUR DISTRACTIONS ARE

GONE.

CHILDREN ARE GONE.

WHOO-HOO!

I JUST STOPPED BY TO TELL YOU TO

CHECK YOUR STUFF, 'CAUSE JANINE

WAS IN YOUR HOUSE FROM MIDNIGHT

TO 6:30 THIS MORNING.

OKAY, CLARETHA, SO YOU HEARD

ALL OF THE YELLING.

OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

THAT WAS AROUND 3:15.

WELL, MS. CLARETHA, IF YOU

CARED SO MUCH, WHY DIDN'T YOU

CALL THE POLICE OR COME OVER?

OH, NO, BABY, I KNOW YOU

DON'T WANT THE PO-PO ALL UP IN

YOUR BUSINESS.

BESIDES, I AIN'T GETTING KILLED

FOR NOBODY.

OKAY, BABY, WE ARE ABOUT TO

HAVE A FAMILY MEETING.

IF YOU AND I CAN JUST TALK

LATER, THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR

ME, OKAY?

OKAY. FINE. ALL RIGHT.

BUT MY VOTE IS THAT YOU PUT

JANINE OUT.

OTHERWISE, YOU GONNA COME HOME

ONE DAY AND FIND ALL YOUR STUFF

GONE, EXCEPT CURTIS' PASTRAMI

SANDWICH HE HAS HIDDEN UNDER

THE KITCHEN SINK.

WHAT THE HELL?

DO YOU HAVE A HIDDEN CAMERA IN

HERE OR SOMETHING?

REALLY?

OKAY, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT OUR

MEETING IS ABOUT?

I TOLD YOU, BABY, THE STREETS

BE TALKING.

CLARETHA.

HEY, CLARETHA.

HUH?

DID THE STREETS TELL YOU

THIS?

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD.

GOT OFF A LITTLE SLOW, BUT

I GOT HER, THOUGH, IN THE FACE.

OKAY, OKAY. CAN WE TALK NOW?

OH, I REALLY BELIEVE THAT IF

JANINE STAYS HERE, IT WILL BRING

THE HOUSE DOWN... LITERALLY.

OK, C.J., WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I GOT MIXED FEELINGS

ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

I'M WITH C.J.

I KNOW IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS

AND SHE'S THEIR MOTHER AND

EVERYTHING, AND THAT'S WHY I

DON'T WANT HER TO REGRESS.

BUT I'VE ALREADY MOVED ON WITH

MY LIFE.

WELL, THEN THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT?

THAT'S IT.

IT'S THREE TO ONE.

WELL, CURTIS, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT.

COME ON, BABY.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT?

COME ON. WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR?

MAN, IT'S FLORIDA ALL OVER

AGAIN.

OOH, NEVER AGAIN, HUH?

HEY, BABY!

YEAH.

GUESS WHO PASSED THEIR

PHYSICAL EXAM.

OH! THAT'S WONDERFUL!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

HE BARELY PASSED THE MINIMUM

REQUIREMENTS, BUT HE DID PASS.

BARELY PASSED, WHATEVER.

I PASSED IT.

AND THAT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO

TAKE THAT PHYSICAL FOR ANOTHER

YEAR.

CURTIS!

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

REGARDLESS OF THAT, WE STILL

NEED TO WATCH WHAT WE EAT AND WE

NEED TO EXERCISE.

OH, BABY, YOU KNOW I DON'T

MIND EXERCISE, AS LONG AS IT'S

IN A HORIZONTAL POSITION.

EW!

[ GROANS ]

WHAT?

HOW DO YOU THINK YOU GOT

HERE?

ANYWAY, HOW LONG IS IT BEFORE

DINNER'S READY?

MM-HMM. YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU HAVE TO ASK JANINE.

JANINE?!

SHE DECIDED TO COOK DINNER

TO SHOW HER GRATITUDE FOR US

LETTING HER STAY HERE.

WHAT? LETTING HER STAY HERE?

C.J.!

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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