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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,067 --> 00:00:03,733 YOU KNOW WHAT? 2 00:00:03,733 --> 00:00:04,800 NEXT THURSDAY'S FINE. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,600 C-- 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,500 CURTIS. 5 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,600 YES, YES. 6 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,500 YES, WE'LL TAKE NEXT THURSDAY. 7 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,800 OKAY. THANK YOU. BYE. 8 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,800 WHO'S GOING TO THE DOCTOR, 9 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,467 BABY? 10 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:16,133 WE ARE, CURTIS. 11 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:16,800 YOU REMEMBER? 12 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,667 WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT. 13 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:18,900 THE FAMILY THERAPIST. 14 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,767 YOU'VE ALREADY AGREED. 15 00:00:19,767 --> 00:00:20,500 OH, YEAH. 16 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:21,167 ABOUT THAT THAT-- 17 00:00:21,167 --> 00:00:23,100 I CHANGED MY MIND. 18 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,400 THE PAYNES DON'T NEED THERAPY 19 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,267 TO DEAL WITH OUR PAIN. 20 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:26,033 WE GOT JESUS. 21 00:00:26,033 --> 00:00:27,900 HALLELUJAH. 22 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:29,600 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU 23 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,833 TALKED TO HIM? 24 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:32,533 I JUST TALKED TO HIM 25 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,467 THE OTHER DAY. 26 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,633 I CALLED AND LEFT HIM A MESSAGE. 27 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:38,567 HE AIN'T CALLED ME BACK YET. 28 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:39,467 IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE HE SAW 29 00:00:39,467 --> 00:00:40,933 YOUR NAME ON THE CALLER I.D. AND 30 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:43,500 JUST...LET IT GO TO VOICEMAIL. 31 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:44,833 [ LAUGHS ] 32 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,533 HEY. HEY. 33 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:47,700 HEY, BABY, WHERE Y'ALL BEEN? 34 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,200 AT THE PARK. WHAT'S GOING ON? 35 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,300 WELL, C.J. -- HEY, BABY. 36 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,200 I MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE 37 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,233 FAMILY THERAPIST. 38 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:54,333 AND I'M NOT GOING. 39 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,500 YES, YOU ARE. 40 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,933 THERAPY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD 41 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:57,967 IDEA TO ME. 42 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:58,900 IT WOULD SOUND LIKE A GOOD 43 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,900 IDEA TO YOU, SEEING AS YOU ARE 44 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:02,833 THE ROOT OF ALL THE PAYNES' 45 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:03,967 PAIN! 46 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:05,067 CURTIS. 47 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:07,667 PAIN IN THE ASS! 48 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:12,267 DON'T YOU DARE LET ME HEAR 49 00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:13,800 YOU SAY THAT. 50 00:01:24,267 --> 00:01:25,533 DR. BERRY, THE REASON WHY 51 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:26,933 WE'RE HERE IS BECAUSE-- 52 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:27,967 'CAUSE OF HIM. 53 00:01:27,967 --> 00:01:29,100 WHAT? 54 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,333 HE IS THE PROBLEM. 55 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:31,733 EVER SINCE HE MOVED IN OUR 56 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:33,133 HOUSE, WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM, AND 57 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:34,500 IF HE WOULDN'T BE IN OUR HOUSE, 58 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,133 I WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM, AND 59 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:37,500 IF HE HAD A PROBLEM, I WOULDN'T 60 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,500 KNOW ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'D BE AT 61 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,100 HIS HOUSE. 62 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,967 WHAT YOU WRITING? 63 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:44,700 JUST NOTES. 64 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:45,600 C.J., HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WHAT 65 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,500 YOUR UNCLE JUST SAID? 66 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:47,833 WELL, IT'S KIND OF TRUE. 67 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,667 YEAH, 'CAUSE MY KIDS AND I HAVE 68 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:52,233 HAD A PROBLEM ADJUSTING EVER 69 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:53,567 SINCE WE MOVED INTO THE HOUSE 70 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:54,367 WITH OUR AUNT AND UNCLE. 71 00:01:54,367 --> 00:01:55,633 HOW SO? 72 00:01:55,633 --> 00:01:57,733 WELL, FOR STARTERS, MALIK AND 73 00:01:57,733 --> 00:01:59,267 SOME FRIENDS OF HIS WERE SMOKING 74 00:01:59,267 --> 00:02:00,500 WEED. 75 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,867 DAD, I DIDN'T SMOKE. 76 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:03,867 AND THEN HE STOLE SOME 77 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:05,233 WALKIE-TALKIES FROM A STORE. 78 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:06,767 YEAH, BECAUSE HE'S A WANNABE 79 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:07,433 THUG. 80 00:02:07,433 --> 00:02:08,600 I'M NOT A WANNABE THUG. 81 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,967 YES, YOU ARE A WANNABE THUG. 82 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:10,700 I'M NOT A WANNABE THUG. 83 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:13,467 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 84 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,267 HEY! CALM DOWN! 85 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:17,433 DOC, YOU MAY WANT TO WRITE 86 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:18,133 THIS DOWN. 87 00:02:18,133 --> 00:02:19,167 OKAY. 88 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:20,633 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU 89 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:22,067 WHAT MALIK WAS DOING IN HIS 90 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:24,933 ROOM ALL BY HIMSELF. 91 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:26,700 WHAT THE-- 92 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:27,467 HOW YOU GONNA SNITCH ON MY 93 00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:28,367 NEPHEW LIKE THAT? 94 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:29,533 THAT'S COLD. 95 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:30,300 NO, I JUST WANT HIM TO 96 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,133 DOCUMENT THAT. 97 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:31,967 BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO 98 00:02:31,967 --> 00:02:33,533 SAY THAT, BUT THAT -- THAT WAS 99 00:02:33,533 --> 00:02:34,467 FUNNY. [ LAUGHS ] 100 00:02:34,467 --> 00:02:36,233 HE WAS CLEANING. 101 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:37,100 WHAT, DID HE REACH THE POINT 102 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,067 OF NO RETURN? 103 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:40,067 WAX ON, WAX OFF. 104 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:41,067 OKAY, GUYS. 105 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:41,833 DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS? 106 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:42,800 WHAT YOU WRITING, HUH? 107 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,100 OH, JUST NOTES. JUST NOTES. 108 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,133 OH, BOY. 109 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,100 SO, C.J., YOU SAID THAT BOTH 110 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,067 KIDS WERE HAVING A HARD TIME 111 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:49,667 ADJUSTING. 112 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:50,533 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JAZMINE? 113 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:51,700 SHE CHEATED ON A TEST. 114 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:52,533 HEY! 115 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:53,433 WHY YOU GOT TO BE PUTTING ALL MY 116 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:54,733 BUSINESS OUT LIKE THAT?! 117 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:55,567 NO TELLING WHAT HE'S WRITING 118 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:56,233 DOWN. 119 00:02:56,233 --> 00:02:57,100 HE COULD BE PUTTING IT ON THE 120 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,933 INTERNET, AND HE -- HE HELPED 121 00:02:58,933 --> 00:02:59,700 ME! 122 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:00,867 HEY, SHUT UP. 123 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:01,733 I DIDN'T HELP YOU. 124 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:02,400 YES, YOU DID. 125 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,400 I DID NOT HELP YOU. 126 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,300 YOU KNOW YOU HELPED ME. 127 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,933 HEY, HEY. HEY, DOC. 128 00:03:05,933 --> 00:03:07,800 HE STOLE MY KITTY. 129 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,367 MALIK, WHAT MOTIVATED YOU TO 130 00:03:11,367 --> 00:03:12,233 TAKE YOUR UNCLE'S KITTY? 131 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,267 I JUST WANTED TO TAKE HER 132 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:14,300 AROUND THE BLOCK, AND DON'T 133 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,500 WRITE THAT DOWN. 134 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:18,333 HEY, MALIK, SO, WHAT 135 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,300 MOTIVATED YOU TO SMASH HER INTO 136 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,800 A TREE?! 137 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:23,700 OH, GOD. 138 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:24,400 THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY. 139 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,067 WHAT? 140 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:25,967 THAT'S THE SIGN OF A SERIAL 141 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:26,733 KILLER. 142 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:27,500 WHAT? HEY. 143 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,433 AIN'T NO SERIAL KILLER. 144 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:29,133 DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN. 145 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,233 DON'T YOU DARE WRITE THAT DOWN. 146 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:31,367 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT A CAT. 147 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:32,800 HE'S TALKING ABOUT A STUPID 148 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,900 MOTORCYCLE. 149 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,167 YEAH, AND THEN MY UNCLE HAD 150 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,100 THE NERVE TO PUT MALIK IN JAIL! 151 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,933 I TOLD YOU THAT WAS BECAUSE I 152 00:03:38,933 --> 00:03:41,567 WAS TEACHING THE BOY, THE FUTURE 153 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:44,800 SERIAL KILLER, A LESSON. 154 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,767 HE AIN'T NO SERIAL KILLER. 155 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:46,700 HE'S A BOY, AND YOU AIN'T 156 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:47,700 SUPPOSED TO PUT NO BOY IN JAIL! 157 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:51,100 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 158 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:03,133 CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN. 159 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:05,567 ...AND SIT DOWN! 160 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:07,067 THANK YOU. 161 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:10,633 GOODNESS. 162 00:04:10,633 --> 00:04:13,633 WOW. 163 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:15,433 SO, MALIK, I WANT YOU TO THINK 164 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:17,633 OF THIS AS A SAFE ENVIRONMENT. 165 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:18,967 ANYTHING THAT WE DISCUSS STAYS 166 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:19,967 IN THIS ROOM, OKAY? 167 00:04:19,967 --> 00:04:20,667 OKAY. 168 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:21,600 WHY DON'T YOU SIT BACK AND 169 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,567 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE? 170 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:24,700 I'M COOL. I'M COOL. 171 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,100 DO YOU WANT TO ADDRESS WHAT 172 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,067 YOUR FAMILY WAS SAYING ABOUT 173 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:27,700 YOU? 174 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,067 MNH-MNH. NO, NOT REALLY. 175 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,067 MALIK, I CAN'T HELP YOU 176 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:31,733 UNLESS YOU OPEN UP. 177 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:33,533 OKAY. 178 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,200 [ EXHALES ] 179 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,267 SOMETIMES AT NIGHT... 180 00:04:39,267 --> 00:04:41,733 YES. 181 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:44,367 I SNEAK OUT OF MY ROOM... 182 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:48,767 I-- 183 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:50,067 IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 184 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:52,367 IT'S HARD. 185 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,567 TAKE YOUR TIME, OKAY? 186 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,600 AND I GET UNCLE CURTIS' 187 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,700 BOWLING SHOES... 188 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:58,467 YEAH. 189 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:01,800 AND I GET ON MY KNEES AND I 190 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,700 PRETEND I'M A MIDGET... 191 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:07,767 A LITTLE PERSON. 192 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,067 OKAY. 193 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:11,567 YOU GONNA WRITE THAT DOWN? 194 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:13,967 HEY, DOC. 195 00:05:13,967 --> 00:05:15,133 YES. 196 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:16,167 DO YOU HAVE A SODA MACHINE, 197 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,067 MAN? 198 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,067 DOWN THE HALL. TURN LEFT. 199 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:18,867 GO DOWN THIS HALL 200 00:05:18,867 --> 00:05:20,133 AND MAKE A LEFT. 201 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:20,900 YES, TAKE A LEFT. 202 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:21,833 SODA MACHINE'S RIGHT THERE. 203 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:22,933 AT THE END OF THE NEXT HALL? 204 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:23,600 NO. 205 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,400 AT THE END OF THIS HALL? 206 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,567 DOWN, LEFT, SODA MACHINE. 207 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:27,433 DOWN, LEFT. 208 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:28,233 YES. THANK YOU. 209 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:29,233 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT. 210 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:30,067 THEY GOT STRAWBERRY SODA? 211 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:30,933 I DON'T KNOW. 212 00:05:30,933 --> 00:05:32,533 THEY GOT GRAPE? 213 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,633 I DON'T KNOW. 214 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:34,600 YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK. 215 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,533 ARE YOU RAISING YOUR VOICE? 216 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:36,333 NO, I'M FINE. 217 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:37,233 WOULD YOU PLEASE EXCUSE US? 218 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,167 OKAY, I'LL DO THAT. 219 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,933 HEY, WRAP IT UP. 220 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:40,700 WE JUST STARTED, 221 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:41,433 UNCLE CURTIS. 222 00:05:41,433 --> 00:05:42,800 WELL, THEN JUST FINISH. 223 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,900 MR. PAYNE, PLEASE EXCUSE US. 224 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,333 OKAY, DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE. 225 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:46,267 I APOLOGIZE. 226 00:05:46,267 --> 00:05:47,100 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CALM. 227 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:47,733 YOU THE DOCTOR. 228 00:05:47,733 --> 00:05:48,400 YEAH. 229 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,933 OKAY. 230 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,433 [ SIGHS ] 231 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:53,133 NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 232 00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:55,367 WELL, UH, I STOLE THE 233 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:56,767 WALKIE-TALKIES. 234 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:58,100 I WENT JOY-RIDING ON THE 235 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:58,900 MOTORCYCLE. 236 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,200 BUT I DIDN'T SMOKE, THOUGH. 237 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,067 MALIK, WHY DIDN'T YOU SMOKE 238 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,900 THE MARIJUANA? 239 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:13,433 'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT DRUGS DID 240 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:15,433 TO MY MOM. 241 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,500 OKAY. ARE WE READY? 242 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,067 [ CHUCKLES ] 243 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,133 FIRST OF ALL... 244 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,100 [CHUCKLES] 245 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,233 YOU NEED TO SCOOT BACK 246 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:26,500 A LITTLE BIT. 247 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,567 THANK YOU. 248 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:28,533 HOW'S THAT? 249 00:06:28,533 --> 00:06:29,200 YEAH. 250 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:29,867 OKAY. 251 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,067 JAZMINE, SOMETIMES WITH OUR 252 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:33,200 YOUNGER CLIENTS, WE LIKE TO DO 253 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,100 SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL 254 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:34,767 ROLE-PLAYING. 255 00:06:34,767 --> 00:06:36,467 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRETEND TO 256 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:37,400 BE EACH MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY, 257 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,067 OKAY? 258 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:40,133 OH! ALL RIGHT. 259 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,333 THAT'S EASY. 260 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,333 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO USE THAT HUGE 261 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,700 WORD LIKE THAT? 262 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,067 FIRST, HERE'S MY COUSIN CALVIN. 263 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,367 HEY, MA. 264 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:51,467 WHAT'S UP, LITTLE BIT? 265 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,067 HEY, LITTLE BIT, HOW MUCH MONEY 266 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,067 YOU GOT? 267 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:55,333 YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY? 268 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,133 WHAT?! 269 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:57,133 GIRL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEACH 270 00:06:57,133 --> 00:06:58,500 YOU TO GET YOUR HUSTLE ON. 271 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:01,233 I'M OUT. BE BREEZY. 272 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:04,533 AND NOW HERE'S MY AUNTIE ELLA. 273 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:05,533 CURTIS, NOT IN FRONT OF THE 274 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:06,900 CHILDREN, CURTIS. 275 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,067 CURTIS. 276 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,367 CURTIS, STOP THAT, CURTIS. 277 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:11,233 CURTIS! 278 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:13,333 AND NOW HERE'S MY STUPID 279 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,200 BROTHER. 280 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,733 [ CHUCKLES ] 281 00:07:15,733 --> 00:07:18,167 SEE WHEN THE GIRLS, MY GIRLS 282 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:19,867 CALL ME, [CHUCKLES] 283 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:22,367 I SAY A BUZZ BUZZ. 284 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:26,900 NOW HERE'S MY DADDY. 285 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:30,100 I LOVE YOU, MALIK, AND I'M 286 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,567 SORRY, MALIK. 287 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:33,467 JAZZY. 288 00:07:33,467 --> 00:07:35,500 JAZZY, JAZZY. 289 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:36,867 [ SIGHS ] 290 00:07:36,867 --> 00:07:38,300 I LOVE YOU, JAZZY, AND I'M 291 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,900 SORRY. 292 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:42,333 YEAH, YOU BETTER BE SORRY FOR 293 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:43,500 BLOWING OFF DADDY-DAUGHTER DAY 294 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,667 JUST SO YOU CAN GO ON A STINKIN' 295 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,967 DATE WITH MISS JANE! 296 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,233 OHH. 297 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,300 DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? 298 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:52,300 MAN, THAT'S JUST BEEN BOTTLED UP 299 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,567 FOR A LONG TIME. 300 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:56,067 GUESS IT JUST...CAME OUT. 301 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:58,600 AND NOW, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, 302 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,167 MY UNCLE CURTIS. 303 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:01,400 WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING ALL THESE 304 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,667 PROBLEMS IF Y'ALL WOULD JUST 305 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,333 MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. 306 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,200 OHHHHH! 307 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,500 YOU HEARD ME. 308 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,633 YOU JUST BREATHING UP ALL MY 309 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:10,333 GOOD AIR. 310 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,067 YOU KNOW WHAT? 311 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:11,667 STOP BREATHING. 312 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:12,367 GIVE ME MY BELT! 313 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,200 STAY OUT OF GROWN FOLKS' 314 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,233 BUSINESS, LITTLE GIRL. 315 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:16,967 HUH! 316 00:08:16,967 --> 00:08:19,167 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 317 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,533 DO YOU SEE WHY WE'RE HERE? 318 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:27,400 YEAH, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 319 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,767 DOC, I REALLY HAVE NEEDED THIS. 320 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:29,500 I APPRECIATE IT, MAN. 321 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,167 NO PROBLEM. 322 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,267 SO YOU KNOW, MY 323 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:32,467 EX-GIRLFRIEND, HER NAME WAS 324 00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:33,367 NICOLE. 325 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,533 HEY, DOC, DO YOU HAVE ANY 326 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:37,067 FISH FOOD FOR THE FISH? 327 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:38,100 THE FISH LOOK HUNGRY IN THE TANK 328 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,200 AROUND THE CORNER NEXT TO THE 329 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:40,867 SODA MACHINE. 330 00:08:40,867 --> 00:08:41,933 MR. PAYNE, PLEASE LEAVE MY 331 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:42,733 FISH ALONE. 332 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:43,500 LEAVE THE FISH? 333 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,633 YOU WANT ME TO LET THE FISH DIE? 334 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,067 THEY'RE FINE. 335 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,400 PLEASE JUST CLOSE THE DOOR. 336 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,433 THANK YOU. 337 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:49,800 THANK YOU. 338 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,233 STEP OUTSIDE AND CLOSE THE DOOR. 339 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:54,167 THANK YOU. 340 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:58,967 OKAY, SO YOU WERE TELLING ME 341 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:00,267 ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 342 00:09:00,267 --> 00:09:01,733 NO, NO. EX -- EX-GIRLFRIEND. 343 00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:02,400 EX. 344 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,967 YEAH, NICOLE. SHE WAS CRAZY. 345 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:05,067 I MEAN, SHE WOULD JUST GET 346 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:06,533 JEALOUS FOR NO REASON AT ALL. 347 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:08,700 AND BEFORE HER, I HAD A STALKER, 348 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,133 A STALKER NAMED SMOKEY. 349 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,567 SHE, UH, SHE DRUGGED ME, AND 350 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:14,067 THEN SHE TRIED TO MARRY ME. 351 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,567 BUT I WOULDN'T BE GOING THROUGH 352 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:16,533 ANY OF THIS IF IT WASN'T FOR MY 353 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:17,200 EX-WIFE. 354 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,600 MY EX-WIFE STARTED SMOKING 355 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,300 CRACK, AND THEN SHE BURNED DOWN 356 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:20,967 THE HOUSE. 357 00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:22,733 YEAH. 358 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,300 DO YOU THINK I'M ATTRACTING 359 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,133 THE WRONG KIND OF WOMEN? 360 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,467 UH, MAYBE. 361 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,400 LISTEN, C.J., HOW DO YOU FEEL 362 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,700 ABOUT YOUR UNCLE PRESSING 363 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:32,633 CHARGES AGAINST MALIK? 364 00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:34,433 MAD, MAD. I'M UPSET. 365 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:37,333 I'M UPSET BECAUSE...I THINK HE 366 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,133 WENT TOO FAR, YOU KNOW? 367 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,433 BUT MALIK WAS WRONG. 368 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,667 I CAN'T BE MAD AT HIM 'CAUSE IF 369 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:42,633 IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE'S 370 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:43,433 MOTORCYCLE, THEY WOULD HAVE 371 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:44,133 PRESSED CHARGES, TOO. 372 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,733 AND HAVE YOU FORGIVEN YOUR 373 00:09:45,733 --> 00:09:47,067 UNCLE? 374 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,867 I'M TRYING. 375 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:50,267 WHAT ABOUT YOUR SON? 376 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:51,667 NO, WELL, HIS PROBLEMS 377 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:54,567 DON'T -- HIS PROBLEMS STEM FROM 378 00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:55,667 HIS MOTHER'S PROBLEM. 379 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:56,733 AND NONE OF HIS PROBLEMS STEM 380 00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:57,467 FROM YOU? 381 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:58,167 NO, I'M COOL. 382 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:58,933 I DON'T HAVE NO EMOTIONAL 383 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,000 PROBLEMS. I'M -- I'M COOL. 384 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,767 SO HAVE YOU FORGIVEN YOUR 385 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,633 WIFE? 386 00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:06,333 I'M -- I'M TRYING, DOC, 387 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,167 BUT IT'S HARD. 388 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:10,467 I MEAN, AS MUCH AS I LOVE THAT 389 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:12,933 WOMAN... 390 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:16,900 I-I CAN NEVER...TRUST HER AGAIN. 391 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,933 SO, CALVIN, YOU WERE TALKING 392 00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:24,767 TO ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS 393 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:25,667 EARLIER. 394 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,433 YOU, UH, EVER BEEN IN LOVE? 395 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:28,567 [ LAUGHS ] 396 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:31,267 PLAYERS DON'T FALL IN LOVE. 397 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,200 SO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE. 398 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,667 WELL, UH, I AM ATTRACTED TO 399 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,967 THIS ONE GIRL. 400 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:40,100 YOU TOLD HER? 401 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:40,967 SHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T GO OUT 402 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:41,633 WITH ME ANYWAY. 403 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:42,400 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? 404 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,567 WELL, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO 405 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:45,800 BELIEVE, BEING THAT YOU GOT THIS 406 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,700 CHOCOLATE BROTHER YOU SEE IN 407 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,533 FRONT OF YOU, BUT, UH... 408 00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:50,400 I DON'T KNOW. 409 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,667 I-I'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR 7 410 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,500 YEARS. 411 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,300 I DON'T HAVE A PAYING JOB, NO 412 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,033 FUTURE JOB IN SIGHT. 413 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,833 MY DAD PAYS MY BILLS, AND MY 414 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,200 MOM, SHE STILL WASHES MY 415 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,067 CLOTHES. 416 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,300 I LOVE MY MAMA. 417 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,367 SHE'S GOOD TO ME. 418 00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:07,067 CALVIN, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE 419 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,067 AFRAID OF SUCCESS. 420 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:08,967 MAYBE. 421 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,567 I MEAN, ONCE I GRADUATE FROM 422 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:11,967 COLLEGE, MY DAD'S GONNA STOP 423 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:12,667 SUPPORTING ME. 424 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:13,500 WHAT THEN? 425 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,233 WHAT IF I CAN'T FIND A JOB? 426 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,600 WHAT ABOUT BEING A 427 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,967 FIREFIGHTER? 428 00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,167 THAT'S NOT WORKING OUT TOO 429 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,067 WELL, EITHER. 430 00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:21,333 I ALMOST KILLED C.J. 431 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,467 I'M SURE YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. 432 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:23,333 NO, NO, NO, NO. 433 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,467 BECAUSE OF ME, HE GOT HURT 434 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:26,167 IN A FIRE. 435 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:29,233 HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, NO OXYGEN, 436 00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:30,200 TRAPPED UNDER A BEAM. 437 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,300 HE WAS PRETTY MUCH A GONER. 438 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,700 BUT YOU SAVED HIM, RIGHT? 439 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,367 HELL, NO. 440 00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,333 I RAN OUT THE BUILDING. 441 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:35,200 I DON'T LIKE FIRE. 442 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,333 YOU TELL ME, DOC. 443 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,333 SHOULD I BE A FIREFIGHTER? 444 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,267 CALVIN, IS THERE ANYTHING 445 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,933 ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE? 446 00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,933 YEAH, YEAH. 447 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:48,100 HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS HUSTLE? 448 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,700 THANK YOU, CALVIN. 449 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,967 I APPRECIATE IT. 450 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,833 I GOT A DATE ANYWAY. 451 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,967 NEXT! 452 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:01,067 ANYTIME YOU'RE READY. 453 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,333 OH, DOC. 454 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,700 I DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME, 455 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:04,367 BABY. 456 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,533 I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. 457 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,067 WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL, BUT 458 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,833 SINCE I HAVE YOU HERE, WHY DON'T 459 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,567 WE JUST TALK ANYWAY? 460 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,800 YOU DON'T GET IT. 461 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,067 [ LAUGHS ] 462 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,100 NO, REALLY, DOCTOR, I DON'T HAVE 463 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,767 ANY PROBLEMS. 464 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,567 IN FACT, I'M THE PROBLEM-SOLVER. 465 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,233 OH. 466 00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:22,067 WHENEVER MY FAMILY HAS ANY 467 00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,367 PROBLEMS, WHO DO THEY COME TO? 468 00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:25,700 ME. 469 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,067 [ LAUGHS ] 470 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:30,800 I HOLD EVERYTHING TOGETHER. 471 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,700 SO YOU'RE THE GLUE. 472 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,800 I AM THE GLUE. 473 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,533 YOU ARE THE GLUE. 474 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:34,200 YEAH. 475 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,600 WELL, IF YOU'RE THE GLUE, 476 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,400 THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? 477 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,900 SAY WHAT? 478 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,067 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. 479 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,333 WAIT A MINUTE. 480 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:47,267 WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 481 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,600 YOU THINK I'M BAD GLUE? 482 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,933 WHAT IF I'M -- WHAT IF I'M JUST 483 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:54,867 PASTE? 484 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,733 WHAT IF I'VE BEEN GIVING OUT 485 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:58,533 WRONG ADVICE? 486 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,767 I AGREED WITH C.J... 487 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,300 ABOUT NOT HITTING HIS KIDS, AND 488 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,733 LOOK HOW MALIK TURNS OUT. 489 00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,733 AND JAZZY IS JUST AS SASSY. 490 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,167 SHE'S CHEATING ON TESTS AND 491 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,367 STEALING HAMSTERS. 492 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,367 YOU -- THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT 493 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:18,067 SHE'S GONNA STEAL NEXT. 494 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:20,667 AND I ALWAYS COVER FOR CALVIN. 495 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,600 I COVER FOR CALVIN EVERY WEEK 496 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,567 WHEN HE CHANGES HIS MAJOR 497 00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,867 EVERY WEEK. 498 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:27,867 HE'S PROBABLY NEVER GONNA 499 00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:30,067 GRADUATE, HUH? 500 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:32,100 OH, NO. 501 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,967 I TOLD CURTIS 502 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,933 TO GIVE C.J. THE RETIREMENT 503 00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:42,167 MONEY, AND THEN C.J. TOOK THE 504 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:43,967 RETIREMENT MONEY AND PUT JANINE 505 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,900 IN REHAB, AND THEN SHE SKIPS OUT 506 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,733 ON REHAB. 507 00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:47,533 HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY. 508 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:48,333 WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. 509 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,867 THIS IS NOT GOOD! 510 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:52,600 THIS IS NOT GOOD, DOCTOR. 511 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,767 I'M NOT EVEN -- I'M NOT EVEN 512 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,767 PASTE. 513 00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:58,567 I'M TAPE. 514 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,900 [ CRYING ] 515 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,167 NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, LISTEN. 516 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,067 TAPE IS GOOD. 517 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:04,733 WAIT A MINUTE. 518 00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:05,400 TAPE IS GOOD. 519 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,333 DUCT TAPE IS GOOD. 520 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,200 IT'S STILL STICKY. 521 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,533 SHUT UP, DOC! 522 00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,100 THIS IS NOT GOOD, CURTIS! 523 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,100 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WIFE? 524 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,167 NOTHING, NOTHING. 525 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,100 WE JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH. 526 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,733 SHE REALIZES THAT SHE'S NOT 527 00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,100 GLUE, SHE'S JUST TAPE. 528 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,767 CURTIS. 529 00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:20,167 WHAT'S WRONG, BABY? 530 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,667 I'M NOT EVEN PASTE. 531 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,533 I'M TAPE! 532 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:28,967 THANK YOU FOR STILL AGREEING 533 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:31,167 TO SEE ME, MR. PAYNE. 534 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,100 WHAT ARE YOU WRITING? 535 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,067 I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING. 536 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:11,167 BODY LANGUAGE IS EVERYTHING, 537 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,867 AND YOU SEEM ANGRY. 538 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:15,067 I'M NOT ANGRY, AND I'M SICK 539 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,100 OF EVERYBODY SAYING THAT. 540 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:16,833 OKAY. 541 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,933 WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR WIFE 542 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,633 WANTED YOU TO COME TODAY? 543 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,100 WHY DO YOU THINK SHE WANTED 544 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,500 ME TO COME TODAY? 545 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,500 I DON'T KNOW. 546 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,767 THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU. 547 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:26,967 I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND 548 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:27,800 HOW YOU FEEL. 549 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,100 HOW DO YOU -- HOW DO YOU 550 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,467 THINK I SHOULD FEEL? 551 00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,100 MR. PAYNE, WE'RE NOT GONNA 552 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,833 GET ANYWHERE LIKE THIS, OKAY? 553 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:36,800 WHERE THE HELL YOU TRYING 554 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,533 TO GO? 555 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,633 WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST 556 00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:41,433 THERAPY? 557 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:43,367 WHY ARE YOU SO FOR IT? 558 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,333 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP 559 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,233 ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS 560 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:45,900 WITH QUESTIONS? 561 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,300 NOW, YOU'VE BEEN BARGING IN 562 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,233 AND OUT OF HERE ALL DAY. 563 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,333 DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT 564 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,800 YOUR FAMILY? 565 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,233 DO YOU CARE ABOUT MY FAMILY? 566 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,467 MR. PAYNE! 567 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,400 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU, 568 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,733 MAN. COME ON. COME ON, MAN. 569 00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:58,500 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 570 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,833 DOC, YOU SEEM A LITTLE ANGRY. 571 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,500 I'M NOT...ANGRY! 572 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,467 LOOK, I WANT TO HELP YOU. 573 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,333 I WANT TO HELP YOU, AND I WANT 574 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,267 TO HELP YOUR FAMILY, BUT I 575 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,067 WANT -- I NEED -- NEED YOUR 576 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,767 COOPERATION. 577 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,900 THIS IS AN EXERCISE CALLED THE 578 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,367 INCOMPLETE SENTENCE TEST. 579 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,467 THE INCOMPLETE SENTENCE... 580 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,467 SENTENCE TEST. 581 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:20,267 THE I.S.T.? 582 00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,800 SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT. 583 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,567 I.S.T. 584 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,233 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO -- 585 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,600 THEY, UH -- 586 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,267 FINE! 587 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:26,933 OKAY. 588 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:27,600 OKAY. 589 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,267 I.S.T. 590 00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:28,933 INCOMPLETE. 591 00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:29,900 IT'S CALLED THE I.S.T. 592 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:30,933 NOW, I'M GONNA START A SENTENCE, 593 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:31,800 AND I WANT YOU TO FINISH IT WITH 594 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,667 THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT COMES TO 595 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,200 YOUR MIND. 596 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,067 DO I NEED THE TIMER? 597 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,100 YOU DON'T NEED THE TIMER, 598 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:35,900 MR. PAYNE. 599 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,067 OKAY, COME ON. 600 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,667 CHOCOLATE CAKE IS... 601 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:40,533 CHOCOLATY. 602 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,200 WATER IS... 603 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,233 WET. 604 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,833 CALVIN IS... 605 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,200 MOOCHER... 606 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,967 LAZY... 607 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,367 SLACKER... 608 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,300 ALWAYS -- 609 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:53,967 NO, NO, NO. 610 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:54,833 MR. PAYNE, JUST THE FIRST THING 611 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,433 THAT COMES TO MIND, OKAY? 612 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,133 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 613 00:16:58,133 --> 00:16:59,067 DO CALVIN AGAIN, 614 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,533 DO CALVIN AGAIN, I GOT IT. 615 00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,267 CALVIN IS... 616 00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:03,767 MOOCHER-LAZY-SLACKER-EATING- 617 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,267 UP-ALL-MY-FOOD. 618 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:06,333 JAZMINE. 619 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,400 SMALL. 620 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,500 C.J. 621 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,733 BROKE. 622 00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:11,667 MALIK. 623 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,667 BROKE MAN'S SON. 624 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,900 ELLA. 625 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,933 TAPE. 626 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,933 THANKS TO YOU, SHE'S TAPE. 627 00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:24,900 CURTIS IS... 628 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,267 A PLAYER... 629 00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,600 BIG BALLER... 630 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,967 CHIEF OF THE FIREHOUSE 631 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,233 NUMBER 5.... 632 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,933 SMARTER THAN MY THERAPIST. 633 00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,133 HA HA HA! 634 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,667 THAT'S WHO I AM! 635 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,867 YOUR TIME'S UP, MR. PAYNE. 636 00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:42,700 THANK YOU. 637 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,500 WE'RE DONE THAT QUICK? 638 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,367 YES. YES. THANK YOU. 639 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:46,200 OKAY. 640 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,067 PLEASE EXCUSE ME. 641 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,100 I HAD FUN, THOUGH. 642 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,433 GOOD. GOOD, I'M -- I'M GLAD. 643 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:50,967 JUST -- 644 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,800 WELL, YOU WANT TO, UH, YOU 645 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,500 WANT TO START OVER? 646 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,167 NO, NO. 647 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,067 HAVE A GOOD DAY, MR. PAYNE. 648 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,167 OKAY. 649 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,100 I REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU. 650 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,067 I'M GONNA COME BACK TOMORROW, 651 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:00,500 OKAY? 652 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,167 OKAY. 653 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:01,867 'CAUSE I LIKE THIS. 654 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:02,633 WE COULD BE FRIENDS, MAN. 655 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,367 THANK YOU, MR. PAYNE. 656 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,100 COME BY THE FIREHOUSE 657 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,533 WHENEVER YOU WANT TO. 658 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,067 DR. BROUSSARD, THANK YOU SO 659 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,333 MUCH FOR TAKING ME AT THE LAST 660 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,067 MINUTE. 661 00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,200 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE FAMILY 662 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,267 THAT I JUST DEALT WITH. 663 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,333 I MEAN, I AGREED TO ONGOING 664 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,967 SESSIONS, BUT I'M STARTING TO 665 00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:18,733 RETHINK THIS WHOLE THERAPY 666 00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,467 THING. 667 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,167 I DON'T -- 668 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,667 HEY, DOC. 669 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,167 OH, YOU GOT COMPANY. 670 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,067 HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? 671 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,467 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 672 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:27,233 I HAD TO PICK THIS UP. 673 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,167 THIS IS MY WIFE'S. 674 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,100 SHE GONNA KILL ME IF I FORGET 675 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:29,800 THIS THING. 676 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,633 SHE USE THIS FOR HER COOKING. 677 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:31,633 IT'S IS A TIMER. 678 00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:35,567 ANYWAY, UH, SO EVERYTHING COOL? 679 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,567 GET OUT! 680 00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:37,933 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 681 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:38,700 HOW YOU DOING? 682 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,133 CURTIS PAYNE -- FIRE CHIEF. 683 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:42,067 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 684 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:42,967 MR. PAYNE. 685 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:43,700 YOU HIS DOCTOR? 686 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:44,400 MR. PAYNE. 687 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,067 THAT'S GOOD. 688 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,167 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE AN OLD DOCTOR. 689 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,067 MR. PAYNE, PLEASE GET OUT. 690 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,067 GET OUT FOR WHAT? 691 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:48,800 NO, I'M LEAVING. 692 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,800 I'M JUST SAYING HI TO THE MAN. 693 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,733 PLEASE GET OUT! 694 00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:51,700 I'M BEING POLITE TO MOSES. 695 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:52,800 CAN I BE POLITE? 696 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,100 GET OUT! 697 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,167 OKAY, I'M GOING. 698 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,500 IT'S A GLASS DOOR! 41676

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