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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,724 --> 00:00:05,344 Curtis: PLADOW! 2 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:06,413 [ LAUGHS ] 3 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:08,034 Ella: CURTIS, UH-UH, WAIT A MINUTE. 4 00:00:08,034 --> 00:00:10,689 "FIXINA"-- THIS IS NOT A WORD. 5 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:12,793 Curtis: YES, IT IS. Ella: USE IT IN A SENTENCE. 6 00:00:12,793 --> 00:00:14,551 Curtis: ELLA'S "FIXINA" LOSE THE GAME. 7 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:16,551 AND WHEN YOU DO, HIT THE BUNIONS, BABY! 8 00:00:16,551 --> 00:00:18,448 Ella: UH-UH, NO. I DID NOT SAY 9 00:00:18,448 --> 00:00:20,758 I WAS GONNA RUB YOUR ASHY FEET. 10 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,551 Curtis: OH, PLEASE, DON'T ACT LIKE YOUR FEET DON'T NEED 11 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:23,931 A LITTLE COCOA BUTTER. Ella: WHAT? 12 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:25,517 Curtis: C.J., YOUR AUNTIE'S A CHEAT. 13 00:00:25,517 --> 00:00:26,965 SHE WON'T RUB MY FEET. SHE'S LOSING. 14 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:29,275 C.J.: I DON'T BLAME HER. I'VE SEEN YOUR FEET. 15 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:30,310 YOU NEED A PROFESSIONAL. 16 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:33,862 Ella: [ LAUGHS ] 17 00:00:33,862 --> 00:00:35,310 DID THE CHILDREN GET OFF ALL RIGHT? 18 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:36,758 C.J.: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW. 19 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:37,862 THEY LOVE VISITING YOUR MOTHER. 20 00:00:37,862 --> 00:00:39,137 THEY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER. 21 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:41,241 Curtis: NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE HAVING THEM GONE. 22 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,172 Ella: OOH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. 23 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:44,896 SHE LOVES SPOILING THEM. 24 00:00:44,896 --> 00:00:46,344 Curtis: SPEAKING OF SPOILING, YOU SPOILING 25 00:00:46,344 --> 00:00:47,896 MY PRIVATE TIME WITH MY WIFE. 26 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:50,034 CAN YOU FIND SOMEWHERE TO BE FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS? 27 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:51,379 C.J.: YEP, THE FIREHOUSE. 28 00:00:51,379 --> 00:00:52,862 THAT WAY, I AIN'T GOT TO BE HERE 29 00:00:52,862 --> 00:00:54,034 WHEN YOU START INDULGING 30 00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:56,586 IN YOUR FOOT-FANTASY FIXATIONS. 31 00:00:56,586 --> 00:00:57,689 Curtis: YOU JUST MAD 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT NOBODY 32 00:00:57,689 --> 00:00:58,724 TO RUB YOUR FEET. 33 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:01,448 Ella: NEITHER DO YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 34 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:02,689 Curtis: ANYWAY, WHERE WERE WE? 35 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:04,103 Ella: I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. 36 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:06,517 W-H-A-T-C-H-U. 37 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:07,793 "WHATCHU." 38 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,793 Curtis: OH, STOP IT. "WHATCHU" IS NOT A WORD. 39 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:12,724 Ella: YES, IT IS. NO MATTER "WHATCHU" SAY, 40 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:15,137 I AIN'T FIXIN' TO RUB YOUR FEET. 41 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:17,068 Curtis: IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUB MY FEET, 42 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:19,379 AT LEAST MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER AND WARM THEM UP A LITTLE. 43 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,931 Ella: CURTIS. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 44 00:01:20,931 --> 00:01:24,689 OOH! SAVED BY THE BELL! 45 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,379 YOU'RE LOSING. YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 46 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:28,655 Curtis: OH, BE QUIET. 47 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,275 HELLO? 48 00:01:30,275 --> 00:01:31,517 HEY. HEY! 49 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:33,275 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 50 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:34,896 YOU COMING TO ATLANTA? 51 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:36,931 HEY! HEY, BABY, JIMMY'S COMING TO TOWN. 52 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:39,034 Ella: UH-UH. Curtis: YEAH, OF COURSE 53 00:01:39,034 --> 00:01:40,241 YOU CAN STAY WITH ME, MAN. 54 00:01:40,241 --> 00:01:41,448 Ella: NO, NO, CURTIS-- 55 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:42,448 Curtis: WHAT? NO. 56 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:43,448 OH, OH, STOP IT. 57 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:44,551 Ella: CURTIS-- 58 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,724 Curtis: ELLA LOVES YOU. 59 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:47,965 LOOK HERE-- WHATEVER YOU NEED, 60 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:49,482 YOU JUST SAY THE WORD, MAN. 61 00:01:49,482 --> 00:01:51,310 Jimmy: BRO! 62 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:54,034 Curtis: JIMMY! 63 00:02:00,724 --> 00:02:03,172 Curtis: MAN, LOOK AT YOU! Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU! 64 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:04,586 Curtis: LOOK AT YOU, JIMMY! Jimmy: COME ON, NOW. 65 00:02:04,586 --> 00:02:05,793 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 66 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,517 Curtis: IT'S BEEN A MINUTE, AIN'T IT, MAN? 67 00:02:07,517 --> 00:02:09,103 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW ME. Curtis: I TELL YOU WHAT, 68 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:10,931 I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE STUFF YOU BEEN DOING. 69 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,241 Jimmy: MAN, PLEASE. COME ON. 70 00:02:12,241 --> 00:02:13,379 Curtis: SO YOU DOING ALL RIGHT, HUH? 71 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:15,103 Jimmy: GOOD AS I LOOK? FOR SURE! 72 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:16,862 Ella: THEN THE ANSWER'S "NO." 73 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:18,448 Curtis: WHAT'D YOU SAY, BABY? 74 00:02:18,448 --> 00:02:19,689 Ella: I SAID, "I'D BETTER GO 75 00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:22,586 AND GET YOU GUYS SOME SNACKS." 76 00:02:22,586 --> 00:02:24,448 Jimmy: CURTIS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT 77 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,034 THIS LITTLE FILLY I MET IN PHILLY. 78 00:02:26,034 --> 00:02:27,275 Curtis: WAIT A MINUTE. 79 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:29,103 WHAT HAPPENED TO KAREN FROM KANSAS? 80 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:31,448 Jimmy: MAN, I UPGRADED TO JOANNA JEWELER. 81 00:02:31,448 --> 00:02:34,275 COME ON, NOW. THEN I CASHED IT IN ON BRENDA THE BANKER! 82 00:02:34,275 --> 00:02:35,482 Curtis: WHAT YOU SAY? 83 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:37,551 Jimmy: BRENDA-- A.K.A., BRENDA THE BODY. 84 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:38,896 Curtis: PAINT A PICTURE, PLAYER. 85 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:40,172 PAINT THE PICTURE FOR ME. 86 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:41,517 Jimmy: I GUESS I BETTER. 87 00:02:41,517 --> 00:02:42,827 YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH, DO YOU? 88 00:02:42,827 --> 00:02:43,931 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 89 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,275 HER LEGS-- WHAM! 90 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:46,551 HER BUST-- BAM! 91 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:48,103 HER BUTT-- DAMN! 92 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:52,034 Ella: SNACKS. DAMN! 93 00:02:52,034 --> 00:02:54,551 Curtis: THANK YOU, BABY. 94 00:02:54,551 --> 00:02:56,034 OKAY, SO ANYWAY, YOU'RE TELLING ME 95 00:02:56,034 --> 00:02:58,862 HOW YOU MET THE FILLY FROM PHILLY. 96 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:00,206 Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. 97 00:03:00,206 --> 00:03:02,448 FIRST OF ALL, ME AND BRENDA, WE WENT TO DINNER. 98 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,689 AND PHYLLIS, THE FILLY FROM PHILLY, 99 00:03:04,689 --> 00:03:06,172 SHE WAS OUR WAITRESS. 100 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:07,793 Curtis: WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 101 00:03:07,793 --> 00:03:10,620 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU MET YOUR NEW GIRL 102 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:13,275 WHILE YOU WAS ON A DATE WITH YOUR OLD WOMAN? 103 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:15,103 Jimmy: CURTIS, YOU KNOW ME. 104 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:16,517 I LIKE TO KEEP A BIRD IN THE HAND 105 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:17,758 AND A FEW IN THE BUSH. 106 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:20,379 COME ON, NOW. YOU KNOW ME. 107 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:22,275 Curtis: YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BOY. 108 00:03:22,275 --> 00:03:23,689 Jimmy: THIS IS JIMMY. Curtis: YOU KNOW I DO 109 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:25,310 THE SAME THING, JIMMY. IT'S WHERE WE COME FROM. 110 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:26,827 Jimmy: I KNOW YOU DO. Curtis: I KEEPS ME A COUPLE 111 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,758 OF SHRUBS ABOUT THE CITY, YOU KNOW. 112 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:29,931 Ella: CURTIS! 113 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:31,827 Curtis: MA'AM? 114 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:34,344 ELLA THE EAVESDROPPER'S CALLING. 115 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,068 I'M GOING TO CHECK ON HER. Jimmy: MM-HMM. 116 00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:38,206 Curtis: COMING, MY ONE AND ONLY! 117 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:40,206 MMM! Ella: "MMM" YOU, CURTIS. 118 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:42,000 WHY ARE YOU ENTERTAINING 119 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,896 AND ENCOURAGING THAT FOOLISHNESS? 120 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,448 AND THE ONLY SHRUBS YOU HAVE ARE OUT BACK, 121 00:03:46,448 --> 00:03:47,862 AND THEY NEED TRIMMING. 122 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:49,068 Curtis: LOOK, BABY, YOU KNOW 123 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:50,517 HOW ME AND JIMMY GET WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER. 124 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:51,620 WE'RE JUST PLAYING. 125 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:54,275 Ella: JIMMY IS NOT PLAYING. HE IS SERIOUS. 126 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,931 50 SOME-ODD YEAR-OLD MAN. 127 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,172 HE NEEDS TO GROW UP, SETTLE DOWN, GET A LIFE. 128 00:03:58,172 --> 00:04:00,172 Curtis: IT SEEMS LIKE HE GOT A HELL OF A LIFE TO ME. 129 00:04:00,172 --> 00:04:01,517 Ella: LIVING OFF WOMEN? 130 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:03,931 HA! CURTIS, HE HURTS THEM, 131 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:07,034 HE USES THEM, AND HE BREAKS THEIR HEARTS. 132 00:04:07,034 --> 00:04:09,689 AND YOU DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT? 133 00:04:09,689 --> 00:04:12,448 Curtis: ELLA, COME ON. YOU KNOW JIMMY'S TALKING SMACK. 134 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:14,931 HALF THE WOMEN HE TALK ABOUT, HE DON'T EVEN KNOW. 135 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:16,275 THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST. 136 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:19,620 Ella: OKAY, CURTIS, OKAY. 137 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,620 BUT IF THIS BECOMES A PROBLEM, 138 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:24,586 YOU'RE GONNA BECOME A GROUCH ON THAT COUCH. 139 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:26,689 Curtis: WHATEVER. 140 00:04:26,689 --> 00:04:29,000 I LOVE YOU, SHRUB. 141 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,689 Calvin: C.J., THAT WOMAN REALLY OWES YOU HER LIFE. 142 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:36,724 YOU WERE REALLY ON IT TODAY, BRO. 143 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:38,241 C.J.: MAN, I'M ON IT EVERY DAY. 144 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:41,379 [ CHUCKLES ] 145 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:44,517 HEY, NOW, SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM? 146 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,896 Woman: OH, THANK YOU! 147 00:04:45,896 --> 00:04:48,448 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 148 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:51,586 I OWE YOU MY LIFE! 149 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:53,000 C.J.: YOU CAN LET GO NOW. 150 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,206 Woman: PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME REPAY YOU. 151 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:58,448 ALL MY CHECKS ARE BURNED UP, BUT I GOT FOOD STAMPS! 152 00:04:58,448 --> 00:05:01,896 C.J.: LOOK, LOOK-- OHH! 153 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:05,275 SAVING LIVES IS MY JOB, OKAY? 154 00:05:05,275 --> 00:05:07,482 NOW, IF YOU WANT TO THANK ME, 155 00:05:07,482 --> 00:05:10,586 JUST MAKE A DONATION TO THE FIREHOUSE, OKAY? 156 00:05:13,241 --> 00:05:16,448 OKAY. YOU CAN GO NOW. 157 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:18,344 Woman: I'M NTOZAKE. 158 00:05:18,344 --> 00:05:20,275 Keenan: I'M INTO SUSHI. YOU'RE INTO WHAT? 159 00:05:20,275 --> 00:05:22,931 Woman: UH, NTOZAKE, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME-- 160 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,413 Bart: SMOKEY! 161 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:25,448 Smokey: SMOKEY? 162 00:05:25,448 --> 00:05:26,758 Bart: YEAH, SMOKEY. 163 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:28,275 EITHER THAT, OR SOOTY. 164 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:29,965 Keenan: OR CHARBROILED. 165 00:05:29,965 --> 00:05:31,241 Calvin: OR EXTRA CRISPY. 166 00:05:31,241 --> 00:05:32,586 Bart: NOW, PERSONALLY, WE LIKE THEM ALL, 167 00:05:32,586 --> 00:05:33,896 BUT YOU'D BETTER PICK ONE. 168 00:05:33,896 --> 00:05:35,724 Smokey: OH, OKAY. 169 00:05:35,724 --> 00:05:36,793 SMOKEY IT IS! 170 00:05:36,793 --> 00:05:39,344 [ LAUGHS ] AND YOU ARE? 171 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:41,206 All: C.J. 172 00:05:41,206 --> 00:05:46,862 Smokey: OH, C.J., MY FINE, FEARLESS, FABULOUS FIREMAN. 173 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:50,689 [ SQUEALS ] HOW CAN I REPAY YOU? 174 00:05:50,689 --> 00:05:53,517 [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:55,379 C.J.: LET ME GO, PLEASE. 176 00:05:55,379 --> 00:05:56,689 PLEASE, SOZAKE. 177 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,896 Keenan: YOU NEED SOME ALONE TIME. 178 00:06:04,137 --> 00:06:05,931 Jimmy: GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING! 179 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:07,137 Curtis: JIMMY! 180 00:06:07,137 --> 00:06:08,448 YOU HAD A LATE ONE LAST NIGHT, HUH? 181 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:10,793 Jimmy: MM-HMM, SURE DID. HAD ONE OF THOSE 182 00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:12,310 "WAY AROUND THE WAY" WOMEN LAST NIGHT. 183 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,724 SHE'S PAST MY AGE LIMIT, BUT I'M JUST GONNA 184 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:15,482 COUNT THAT AS EXPERIENCE. 185 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:17,758 Curtis: ALL RIGHT, THEN. Ella: REALLY? [ CHUCKLES ] 186 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:18,931 SO, WAS THAT ALL THAT GIGGLING 187 00:06:18,931 --> 00:06:20,206 I HEARD IN THERE LAST NIGHT? 188 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:23,103 Jimmy: WELL, SHE LIKES TO LAUGH, 189 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:24,413 AND I LIKE TO TICKLE! 190 00:06:24,413 --> 00:06:25,724 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 191 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:26,931 Ella: JIMMY, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T 192 00:06:26,931 --> 00:06:29,793 HAVE A STRANGE HUSSY IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT. 193 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:32,793 Claretha: GOOD MORNING! 194 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,689 Curtis: I KNEW THAT GIGGLE SOUNDED FAMILIAR! 195 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:37,068 Ella: CLARETHA, DID YOU-- 196 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:38,586 DID YOU SLEEP HERE LAST NIGHT? 197 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:40,896 Claretha: NO! 198 00:06:40,896 --> 00:06:42,689 WE DIDN'T SLEEP. 199 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:44,379 Curtis: EW! 200 00:06:44,379 --> 00:06:46,344 Claretha: DON'T WORRY. NOTHING HAPPENED. 201 00:06:46,344 --> 00:06:48,275 Jimmy: MMM-MMM. I JUST TICKLED. 202 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,862 Claretha: AND I JUST GIGGLED. 203 00:06:49,862 --> 00:06:52,241 Curtis: WELL, CHECKOUT AT THE GIGGLE INN IS RIGHT NOW. 204 00:06:52,241 --> 00:06:54,379 Claretha: SAYONARA, JIMMY. 205 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:56,551 Jimmy: MM-HMM. 206 00:06:56,551 --> 00:06:58,034 Claretha: I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 207 00:06:58,034 --> 00:06:59,724 Jimmy: MM-HMM. 208 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,275 COME ON, CARAMEL DELIGHT. 209 00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:07,103 LET ME WALK YOU TO YOUR DOOR. 210 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:08,758 Claretha: OOH! [ GIGGLES ] 211 00:07:08,758 --> 00:07:10,068 Jimmy: MM-HMM. 212 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:13,724 Ella: CURTIS. 213 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,344 CURTIS, THIS IS NOT GOOD. 214 00:07:15,344 --> 00:07:16,965 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 215 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:18,413 NOW, CLARETHA IS PROBABLY THINKING 216 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:20,275 THIS IS ALL ABOUT ROMANCE. 217 00:07:20,275 --> 00:07:22,758 BUT IF I KNOW JIMMY LIKE I KNOW JIMMY, 218 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:24,517 THIS IS ALL ABOUT FINANCE. 219 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:25,862 Curtis: ELLA, STOP IT, NOW. 220 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,241 STOP IT. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 221 00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:29,103 MAYBE HE'S JUST HAVING SOME FUN, BABY. 222 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:31,931 AND ANYWAY, IT'S JUST CLARETHA. 223 00:07:31,931 --> 00:07:32,931 Calvin: GOOD MORNING, FAMILY. 224 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:35,206 Ella: HEY, BABY. Curtis: CALVIN. 225 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,206 Calvin: POPS, I JUST SAW MR. JAMES OUT FRONT 226 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,689 GETTING MONEY FROM MISS CLARETHA. 227 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:40,000 Ella: WHAT? CURTIS! HE WHAT? 228 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,068 Curtis: HE MUST HAVE TICKLED IT OUT OF HER. 229 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:43,172 Ella: JIMMY IS NO GOOD. 230 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:46,172 Jimmy: [ LAUGHS ] 231 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:49,206 OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 232 00:07:49,206 --> 00:07:51,896 Ella: [ SARCASTIC LAUGH ] 233 00:07:51,896 --> 00:07:55,379 Jimmy: BOY, THAT CLARETHA IS SOMETHING ELSE. 234 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:56,827 JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN. 235 00:07:56,827 --> 00:07:59,137 MM-HMM. FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S CUTE. SHE'S GOT CLASS. 236 00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:01,482 AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHE'S GOT CASH! 237 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:05,620 Curtis: WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 238 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,724 I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT NOTHING. 239 00:08:08,724 --> 00:08:11,896 I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA JUST STOP TALKING. 240 00:08:11,896 --> 00:08:14,103 Claretha: HEY, ELLA. 241 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:16,448 WHICH OUTFIT SHOULD I WEAR FOR MY SECOND DATE 242 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:19,068 WITH JIMMY-- THIS ONE OR THIS ONE? 243 00:08:19,068 --> 00:08:20,206 Curtis: IT REALLY DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 244 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:21,551 WITH A FACE LIKE THAT, AIN'T NOBODY GONNA BE 245 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:22,655 LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT. 246 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:24,689 Claretha: OOH, IS THAT A COMPLIMENT? 247 00:08:24,689 --> 00:08:26,551 Curtis: NO. Claretha: OH, CURTIS. 248 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:27,931 IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOU 249 00:08:27,931 --> 00:08:29,931 GROWING UP SHORT, UGLY, AND FAT. 250 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:32,758 Curtis: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SHORT NOR UGLY. 251 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:34,931 AND FAT IS JUST A STATE OF MIND. 252 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,965 Claretha: OKAY, ELLA, CAN YOU COME 253 00:08:36,965 --> 00:08:38,034 HELP ME PICK OUT AN OUTFIT? 254 00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:39,068 Ella: BABY, I CAN'T. 255 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:40,551 I GOT A WHOLE LOT TO DO AROUND HERE TODAY. 256 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:42,517 Claretha: LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND. 257 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:45,862 Ella: CLARETHA-- Claretha: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 258 00:08:45,862 --> 00:08:49,137 WELL, CURTIS, PLEASE TELL JIMMY 259 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,413 THAT I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. 260 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:55,379 OOH! I CAN'T WAIT! 261 00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:56,896 Curtis: BYE, ALIEN. 262 00:08:56,896 --> 00:09:00,103 Ella: CURTIS, YOU HAVE GOT TO TELL YOUR HEATHEN FRIEND 263 00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:02,103 TO STOP PUSHING UP ON CLARETHA. 264 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:04,793 Curtis: ELLA, THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT. 265 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:07,413 NOW, IF JIMMY WANTS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF, THAT'S ON HIM. 266 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,448 Ella: CURTIS, SHE WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS SITUATION 267 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:12,137 IF YOU HADN'T OPENED YOUR MOUTH AND INVITED HIM TO STAY HERE. 268 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,758 [ Imitating Curtis ] "OH, ELLA, BABY. 269 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:18,655 JIMMY, OH, HE'S GOOD, BABY! WE JUST PLAYING!" 270 00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:21,517 [ Normal voice ] YOU BETTER FIX THIS. 271 00:09:22,965 --> 00:09:25,965 Curtis: JIMMY! 272 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:29,275 Ella: EXCUSE ME. 273 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,689 Jimmy: CLARETHA'S GONE? 274 00:09:30,689 --> 00:09:32,620 Curtis: YEAH, BUT IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. 275 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,379 THEY AIN'T INVENTED A VACCINE FOR HER YET. 276 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:36,965 [ CHUCKLES ] 277 00:09:36,965 --> 00:09:40,931 HEY, JIMMY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD HIGH STANDARDS. 278 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:42,137 Jimmy: I DO. 279 00:09:42,137 --> 00:09:44,310 I ACCEPT ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS. 280 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:46,586 Curtis: OH, JIMMY, WHY YOU TAKING CLARETHA 281 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,931 OUT ON A DATE TONIGHT? 282 00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:49,758 Jimmy: OH, MAN, UH, OHH, OHH. 283 00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:53,103 ABOUT THAT-- I CAN'T MAKE IT. 284 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,275 I NEED YOUR HELP. 285 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:55,758 Curtis: WHAT THE HELL YOU GONE DONE NOW, JIMMY? 286 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:56,758 Jimmy: I AIN'T DONE NOTHING. 287 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,241 I JUST NEED YOU TO COVER FOR ME. 288 00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:00,310 Curtis: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 289 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,724 ELLA'S ALREADY FROSTY. IF I HELP YOU, 290 00:10:02,724 --> 00:10:05,241 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHISEL MY WAY TO SOME LOVING. 291 00:10:05,241 --> 00:10:07,103 Jimmy: I CAN'T TURN DOWN SUNNY THE STEWARDESS. 292 00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:10,068 UH-UH. NO. THANKS. 293 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,241 DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME, MAN. 294 00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:12,517 Curtis: JIMMY. Jimmy: DON'T WAIT UP. 295 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:14,310 WHAT'S GOING ON, JIMMY? 296 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,103 JIMMY! 297 00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:17,275 JIMMY! 298 00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:21,137 C.J.: OH, MAN, I'M STARVING. 299 00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:22,172 WHAT'S FOR DINNER, GUYS? 300 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,689 Bart: WELL, BETTER ASK SMOKEY. 301 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,517 C.J.: WHAT? OH! 302 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:28,172 SMOKEY THE CRAZY LADY IS COOKING DINNER? 303 00:10:28,172 --> 00:10:30,137 Keenan: OH, WE FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 304 00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:32,206 SMOKEY CALLED LIKE 38 TIMES. 305 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:34,517 Calvin: 39. Keenan: OKAY, 39 TIMES. 306 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:35,551 C.J.: WHAT DID SHE SAY? 307 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,482 All: "I LOVE YOU, C.J." 308 00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:39,724 C.J.: THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 309 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:42,000 Y'ALL KNOW THAT WOMAN IS CRAZY. WHEN SHE'S COMING? 310 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,620 Bart: OH, I WOULD SAY RIGHT ABOUT... 311 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:44,689 All: NOW! 312 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:45,689 C.J.: OHH! 313 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:48,310 Smokey: HERE, C.J. 314 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:51,724 NOW, THE GUYS TOLD ME ALL YOUR FAVORITES. 315 00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:54,896 GOOD OLD OXTAILS, 316 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:57,137 PEKING DUCK, 317 00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:59,034 AND PEACH DELIGHT. 318 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,482 Bart: OOH! 319 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,551 [ Childish voice ] WHAT'S THE MATTER? 320 00:11:02,551 --> 00:11:05,482 AW, WITTLE C.J. WOST HIS APPETITE? 321 00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:06,965 COME ON, NOW. 322 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:09,241 OPEN UP FOR THE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN! 323 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,310 [ MAKING CHUGGING NOISE ] 324 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:15,379 [ MEN MAKING CHUGGING, TRAIN HORN NOISES ] 325 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:17,103 Keenan: ALL ABOARD! 326 00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:18,413 All: CHUG-A, CHUG-A, CHUG-A, 327 00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:19,620 CHUG-A, CHUG-A, CHUG-A, CHUG-A, 328 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,965 Ella: CURTIS! Curtis: GIVE ME THAT REMOTE. 329 00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:30,137 Ella: CURTIS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TALK TO JIMMY. 330 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:31,965 CLARETHA IS ALL HURT OVER THERE 331 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:34,517 BECAUSE HE STOOD HER UP, CURTIS. 332 00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:35,896 SHE REALLY LIKES HIM. 333 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,482 Curtis: WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO CLARETHA? 334 00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:39,724 Ella: JIMMY IS YOUR FRIEND, HUH? 335 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:42,172 SO YOU GONNA TALK TO HIM AND CLARETHA. 336 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:43,448 Curtis: BABY, YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW NOTHING 337 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,586 ABOUT TALKING TO NOBODY. 338 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,275 Ella: HANDLE IT, CURTIS. 339 00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:49,310 Curtis: WHAT AM I GONNA DO, WRITE A NOTE? 340 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,896 DO THEY MAKE GREETING CARDS FOR THIS? 341 00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:53,103 "STOP LOVING THY NEIGHBOR" OR SOMETHING? 342 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,448 Ella: [ SARCASTIC LAUGH ] 343 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,793 HANDLE IT. 344 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,482 Jimmy: YO! 345 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:59,068 THANKS FOR COVERING FOR ME LAST NIGHT. 346 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,586 THAT SUNNY WAS WORTH IT, DOG. 347 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,137 I GOT PLENTY OF FREQUENT-FLIER MILES OUT OF HER. 348 00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:04,241 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 349 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:05,620 COME ON, NOW, DOG. COME ON. 350 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,793 YOU AIN'T STILL MAD ABOUT THAT LADY NEXT DOOR? 351 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:13,655 Curtis: JIMMY, I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, BUT ELLA IS FUMING. 352 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,586 SHE SAID CLARETHA REALLY LIKES YOU, MAN. 353 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:19,965 SO YOU REALLY HURT HER WHEN YOU STOOD HER UP LAST NIGHT. 354 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,137 Jimmy: COME ON, NOW. 355 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,551 I DON'T MEAN TO HURT NOBODY. 356 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:23,862 AND, YOU KNOW, JIMMY'S WOMEN-- 357 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,655 THEY GOT TO LEARN HOW TO GO WITH THE FLOW. 358 00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:27,517 TRUST ME, SHE'S GONNA BE JUST FINE. 359 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,137 TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. 360 00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:30,655 I'M GONNA TAKE HER OUT TOMORROW. 361 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,620 HELL, I MIGHT EVEN PAY FOR IT. MM-HMM. 362 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,103 WAIT A MINUTE. DID I SAY THAT? 363 00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,517 I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. 364 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:37,689 I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT? 365 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,137 Curtis: LOOK HERE, MAN, I'M NOT TRYING 366 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,448 TO TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR LIFE. 367 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:42,931 YOU KNOW ME. WE GO WAY BACK. 368 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:44,517 BUT I AM GONNA TELL YOU THIS. 369 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:45,931 I CAN'T SIT AROUND AND JUST WATCH YOU 370 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,931 DISRESPECT MY WIFE'S FRIEND LIKE THAT. 371 00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:51,551 NOW, LOOK-- MAN UP, MAN. 372 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,379 DO THE RIGHT THING ABOUT IT. 373 00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,103 EITHER YOU GONNA BE WITH CLARETHA, 374 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,137 AND IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE WITH HER, 375 00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:58,310 JUST LEAVE HER ALONE. 376 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,137 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 377 00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,689 YOU'RE RIGHT. TRUST ME. 378 00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:04,379 I'LL, UH-- I'LL TALK TO HER TOMORROW. 379 00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:05,689 Curtis: ALL RIGHT. 380 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:13,655 Bart: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT, AND I DON'T KNOW 381 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:15,482 WHERE TO FIND ANOTHER ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 382 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,862 WHOA! WHAT IS THIS? 383 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,827 WELL, THIS IS NICE. 384 00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,448 C.J., I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. 385 00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:22,586 C.J.: IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY. 386 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:23,655 Keenan: WELL, IF IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY, 387 00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:25,034 THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. 388 00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:27,551 Smokey: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, C.J.! 389 00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:28,655 C.J.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 390 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,551 IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY! Smokey: OH, I KNOW. 391 00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:31,724 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 392 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,793 WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOU WERE 7LBS, 3OZ. 393 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,206 YOU WERE 15 INCHES LONG, AND YOUR MOTHER 394 00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:36,827 WAS IN LABOR FOR 12 HOURS. 395 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,275 OOH, I HOPE I'M NOT IN LABOR THAT LONG 396 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,758 WHEN WE HAVE OUR BABY. 397 00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:42,448 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S SING. 398 00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,241 C.J.: STOP! STOP! 399 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,655 LOOK, I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY, OKAY? 400 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:49,482 AND YOU CAN'T JUST POP UP IN HERE 401 00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:51,310 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON AND THROW ME A PARTY! 402 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,551 Smokey: UH, DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT? 403 00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:55,137 I WOULD NEVER JUST POP UP. 404 00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:57,482 I'VE BEEN SITTING ACROSS THE STREET SINCE LAST NIGHT. 405 00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:59,517 I WENT OUT OF MY WAY. 406 00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:00,655 AND I SAT, AND I WAITED, 407 00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:02,310 AND I SAT, AND YOU GUYS NEVER LEAVE 408 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,344 'CAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE FIRES. 409 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,655 SO I WAITED UNTIL YOU WENT TO THAT FIRE 410 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:08,724 OVER ON ELM STREET TO DO ALL THIS DECORATING. 411 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,068 Calvin: WAIT, HOW'D YOU KNOW THERE WAS A FIRE ON ELM? 412 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:14,482 Smokey: UH, E.S.P.? 413 00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,517 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S OPEN YOUR PRESENTS NOW. 414 00:14:16,517 --> 00:14:18,793 Bart: GOODY! I LOVE PRESENTS AND-- 415 00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:20,310 IS THIS TICKING? 416 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,034 C.J.: HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME? 417 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,655 Smokey: I TOOK IT WHILE YOU WERE AT THE GAS STATION. 418 00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,482 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE ONE OF US KISSING. 419 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:29,000 C.J.: I NEVER KISSED YOU! 420 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,551 Smokey: MY COMPUTER PROGRAM SAYS OTHERWISE. 421 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:33,482 [ GIGGLES ] OH! 422 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:36,034 C.J. JR. JR. IS KICKING. FEEL IT! 423 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,793 C.J.: YOUR COMPUTER MUST HAVE GOT YOU PREGNANT. 424 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,793 YOU MUST HAVE A VIRUS. 425 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:42,000 LOOK, IF I OPEN THESE GIFTS, 426 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,241 WILL YOU PROMISE TO LEAVE? 427 00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:45,620 Smokey: IF YOU OPEN THESE GIFTS, I PROMISE I'LL LEAVE. 428 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,137 C.J.: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 429 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:51,275 Smokey: SIT DOWN! IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY! 430 00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:52,793 MMM. 431 00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,896 C.J.: HEY, HEY! HEY! 432 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,551 Smokey: [ LAUGHS ] 433 00:14:58,793 --> 00:14:59,965 [ GASPS ] 434 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,448 OOH. SEE THAT? 435 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:06,241 ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL ON YOUR BIG MAN WRISTS? 436 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,482 Calvin: YO, DOG, THAT IS TIGHT. 437 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:09,517 C.J.: WHY IS IT FLASHING? 438 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:10,620 Smokey: THAT'S JUST THE TRACKING DEVICE. 439 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,000 C.J.: WHAT? 440 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,206 Smokey: I WOULDN'T TRY TO TAKE THAT OFF IF I WERE YOU. 441 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,862 IT'LL LEAVE A NASTY INK STAIN. 442 00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:19,448 OKAY, NOW LET'S OPEN YOUR OTHER PRESENTS. 443 00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:21,482 C.J.: OKAY, THAT'S IT. STOP IT, ALL RIGHT? 444 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:22,724 THE PARTY'S OVER. Smokey: WHAT? 445 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:24,000 C.J.: LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 446 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,689 COME ON. COME ON. Smokey: WAIT A MINUTE! STOP! 447 00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,482 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY KISS? 448 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:29,482 C.J.: IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY! 449 00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:33,620 Bart: C.J.! C.J.! WAIT! 450 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,551 NOW YOU CAN GO. 451 00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,965 Smokey: C.J., WHAT ARE WE GONNA NAME THE BABY? 452 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,655 C.J.: AAH! Smokey: WHAT ARE WE GONNA 453 00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:47,448 NAME THE BABY? C.J.: GO AWAY! 454 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,344 Bart: I THINK SHE LIKES YOU. 455 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:57,793 Ella: AH! CURTIS. 456 00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:59,482 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TALK TO JIMMY. 457 00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:01,172 Curtis: I DID, BABY. EVERYTHING'S STRAIGHT. 458 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:04,068 Ella: OKAY. THEN WHAT IS THIS? 459 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:06,896 Curtis: WELL, IT'S WHITE. IT'S GOT WRITING ON IT. 460 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,586 I THINK IT COMES FROM TREES. 461 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,551 Ella: CURTIS, IT IS A NOTE FROM JIMMY. READ IT. 462 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,758 Curtis: "THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY, BRO." 463 00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,551 OH, IT'S A THANK-YOU NOTE. WHAT IT GONNA SAY NEXT? 464 00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:18,241 Ella: KEEP READING. 465 00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:20,517 Curtis: "SORRY TO LEAVE IN A RUSH. 466 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,931 SANDY SENT A LIMO FOR ME. 467 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:25,517 SHE'S TAKING ME TO THAILAND, FIRST CLASS". OOH. 468 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,896 "CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE. 469 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,827 P.S., TELL ELLA TO TELL HER FRIEND 470 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:32,896 I'LL MAIL HER WIG BACK. GOODBYE. JIMMY." 471 00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:34,241 Ella: "HER FRIEND." 472 00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:36,448 THE NERVE OF HIM, CURTIS. 473 00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:38,379 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL CLARETHA? 474 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:40,620 Claretha: TELL CLARETHA WHAT? 475 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,310 YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ME? 476 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,206 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO JIMMY? 477 00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:46,482 Ella: OKAY, I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. 478 00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:48,034 Curtis: ELLA. 479 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:50,275 ELLA! 480 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:54,344 HAVE A SEAT, CLARETHA. 481 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:58,448 UM, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS... 482 00:16:58,448 --> 00:16:59,655 BUT JIMMY'S GONE. 483 00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:04,344 Claretha: OH, LORD! WHY? 484 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:08,000 WHY, LORD, DO ALL MY MEN DIE? 485 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 SAY IT AIN'T SO. 486 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,862 Curtis: IT AIN'T SO. 487 00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:13,068 HE LEFT TOWN. 488 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:16,068 Claretha: [ SOBS ] 489 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,689 Curtis: DON'T-- DON'T CRY. 490 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,586 CLARETHA, CLARETHA, LOOK... 491 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,344 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 492 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:31,689 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 493 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:35,275 HEY, LOOK-- YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM, ANYWAY. 494 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,275 JIMMY'S A PLAYER. Claretha: IF I KNOW 495 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:39,862 WHERE TUPAC'S HIDING, DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW 496 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,275 THAT JIMMY'S A PLAYER? 497 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,965 Curtis: THEN WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM? 498 00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:45,931 Claretha: IT'S LONELY BEING A WIDOW, CURTIS. 499 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,689 I NEED TO HAVE A MAN AROUND. 500 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,827 AND IF I HAVE TO BUY DINNER AND A MOVIE 501 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:54,586 OR PAY A FEW CAR NOTES, 502 00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:57,379 BAIL, A MORTGAGE OR TWO, 503 00:17:57,379 --> 00:18:00,275 THEN IT'S WORTH IT TO ME. 504 00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:02,689 Curtis: YOU DO ALL THAT? 505 00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:06,344 HEY, NEXT TIME, JUST GO OUT WITH ME. 506 00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:08,172 Ella: CURTIS! 507 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,344 Curtis: WHAT THE-- HOW YOU HEAR ME 508 00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:12,034 WAY IN THERE? 509 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,103 MY SHRUB. 510 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:15,448 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 511 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,103 Claretha: [ SNIFFLES ] 512 00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:18,689 Curtis: CAN WE GO BACK TO HATING EACH OTHER NOW? 513 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,793 Claretha: [ LAUGHS ] 514 00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,965 I NEVER STOPPED. 515 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,793 Curtis: OH, GOOD. 516 00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,517 Claretha: BYE, CHUNKY MONKEY. 517 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:27,827 Curtis: BYE, YOU SIAMESE BAT. 518 00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,862 Claretha: [ LAUGHS ] 519 00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:30,862 Curtis: HEY. 520 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,620 Claretha: THANK YOU, CURTIS. 521 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,034 Curtis: ANYTIME. 522 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:36,827 Ella: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 523 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:39,344 SO THE MAN WAS CHEATING WITH THIS WOMAN, 524 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,448 AND SHE WENT CRAZY? 525 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,172 C.J.: AND NOW SHE WON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE. 526 00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:43,172 SHE WON'T LEAVE THE MAN ALONE. 527 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:44,517 Ella: AAH. 528 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:46,758 AND THIS IS THE SAME WOMAN THAT BOILED THAT RABBIT? 529 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,862 C.J.: MM-HMM. Ella: AAH. 530 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,034 C.J.: SHE UP IN THE HOUSE, AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 531 00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,206 Ella: THEY DON'T KNOW SHE'S IN THERE? 532 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,344 C.J.: THEY'RE GOING UPSTAIRS. 533 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,206 Smokey: WHAT YOU WATCHING? C.J.: AAH! CALL 911! 534 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:58,793 CALL 911! Ella: AAH! 535 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:07,896 Smokey: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] 536 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,896 GET HIM, GIRL! 38125

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