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Calvin: HIT IT.
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All: ♪ DECK THE HALLS
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WITH BOB AND HOLLY
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FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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C.J.: WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.
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WHO IS BOB AND HOLLY?
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Jazmine: THE PEOPLE
IN THE SONG.
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C.J.: WHAT? THE SONG
IS "BOUGHS OF HOLLY."
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Jazmine: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS,
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BUT OKAY.
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All: ♪ FA LA LA LA LA
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LA LA LA LA ♪
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Malik: ♪ SQUEAKY, SQUEAKY
SQUEAKY, SQUEAKY ♪
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Calvin: MALIK,
ARE YOU SCRATCHING,
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OR YOU WASHING WINDOWS?
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Malik: COUSIN CALVIN,
ARE YOU DISSING MY D.J. SKILLS?
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Calvin: NO, BRUH.
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GET SQUEAKY WIT IT.
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Curtis: HO HO HO!
HO HO HO!
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ALL UP AND DOWN PONCH,
YOU SHOULD SEE THEM.
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THEY OUT THERE WALKING.
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Calvin: UH, POPS,
SINCE WHEN DOES SANTA CLAUS
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WEAR CULOTTES
AND FLIP-FLOPS?
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Curtis: THIS HIS SHORTS SET,
YOU DUMB ELF,
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AND THIS THE ONLY COSTUME
THEY HAD LEFT.
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C.J.: SANTA'S FROM
THE NORTH POLE.
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DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'LL CATCH A COLD IN THAT?
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Curtis: THANK GOD
FOR GLOBAL WARMING.
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Calvin: POPS, I THINK
IT'S COOL YOU DECIDED
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TO HOST
THIS YEAR'S TOY DRIVE.
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Curtis: YEAH. ME, TOO.
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C.J.: HEY, WHERE--
WHERE THE TOYS AT?
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Curtis: WHAT TOYS?
WHAT TOYS?
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WHAT TOYS? UNDER THE TREE?
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY,
I DON'T THINK.
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Jazmine: WHY NOT,
UNCLE CURTIS?
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Curtis: BECAUSE I DIDN'T
COLLECT ANY.
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Calvin: THE FLYERS
DIDN'T WORK?
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Curtis: I'M SURE
THEY WOULD HAVE
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IF I'D HAVE
PASSED THEM OUT.
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LOOK. IT'S CHRISTMASTIME.
I'VE BEEN BUSY.
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Malik: DOING WHAT?
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Curtis: I'VE BEEN SHOPPING
FOR ME AND YOUR AUNTIE'S
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NEW YEAR'S TRIP
WE TAKING.
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C.J.: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT IS YOUR TIME
FOR YOUR ANNUAL VACATION, HUH?
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Curtis: YEAH!
C.J.: WHERE YOU GOING THIS YEAR?
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Curtis: HAWAII.
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♪ HAWANA, HAWHINY, HAWILY
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WOONI WAH WAH
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HALAWA HOONI WAH WAH ♪
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YOU KNOW THEY TALKING
WHEN THEY SAY THAT.
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THEY ACTUALLY SAYING STUFF.
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Malik: UNCLE CURTIS, THE KIDS
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FROM THE FOSTER
HOME WILL BE HERE SOON.
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Jazmine: YEAH, AND SINCE
YOU DIDN'T HAND OUT THE FLYERS,
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WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO GIVE THEM.
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Calvin: WHAT ARE WE
GONNA TELL THEM?
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Curtis: HA-ALA'A WANA HELA.
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I DON'T KNOW.
THINK OF SOMETHING.
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I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING.
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WHY I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING?
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GOODNESS, Y'ALL GETTING
ON MY NERVES.
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ALOHA. ALA'A WANA.
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Ella: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BACK SO SOON?
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Curtis: OH, BABY,
THEY CANCELED
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THE TOY DRIVE.
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Ella: THAT'S BAD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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Curtis: SOMEBODY FORGOT
TO PASS OUT THE FLYERS.
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HEY, BABY, I THINK I'M GONNA
KEEP THESE FLIP-FLOPS.
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YOU THINK THESE
GO WITH MY SPEEDOS?
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Ella: BABY, WE NEED TO TALK.
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Curtis: OH. OH, YEAH.
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SO, DID YOU RESERVE
THE HONEYMOON SUITE?
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Ella: ACTUALLY,
WE GOT A REFUND
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AND WE'LL BE HOME
IN OUR OWN BED.
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Curtis: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, ELLA?
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Ella: BABY, I CANCELED
THE TRIP SO THAT WE COULD
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BE HOME WITH C.J.
AND THE KIDS FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
THAT THE KIDS
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WILL BE WITHOUT JANINE
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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Curtis: ELLA, THEM KIDS
ARE FINE.
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I JUST SEEN THEM.
THEY FINE.
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Ella: CURTIS...
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Curtis: I GOT FLIP-FLOPS
ON, ELLA.
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Ella: OKAY, CURTIS,
THEN WEAR THEM NEXT YEAR.
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Curtis: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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Calvin: POPS, THE KIDS
LEFT THE FOSTER HOME
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BEFORE I COULD CANCEL.
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I'M GONNA NEED SOME MONEY
TO BUY TOYS.
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Curtis: NO, YOU DON'T.
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JUST GO GET A BAG
AND GO OUTSIDE
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AND GET SOME ROCKS,
PUT IT IN THERE,
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AND GIVE IT TO THE KIDS.
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TELL THEM
TO KICK THEM AROUND.
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Ella: CURTIS, YOU WILL NOT
HAVE MY SON
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TELLING FOSTER KIDS
TO KICK ROCKS.
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Curtis: WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAN SMOKING THEM.
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Ella: HERE, BABY.
TAKE THIS.
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JUST TAKE THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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BUY ALL THE TOYS
YOU CAN GET.
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Curtis: WAIT.
HOLD UP. HOLD UP.
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BABY, HOW YOU GONNA
GIVE AWAY MY BOOGIE BOARD MONEY?
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Ella: CURTIS,
A BOOGIE BOARD?
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DON'T WORRY, BABY.
WHEN YOU SEE THE SMILES
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ON THESE
CHILDREN FACES, OOH.
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Curtis: UH, WHERE'S
THE SMILES, ELLA?
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WHERE'S THE SMILES?
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I JUST PAID FOR THEM.
WHERE THEY AT?
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Ella: WHAT'S WRONG, KIDS?
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Malik: UNCLE CURTIS
MESSED UP THE TOY DRIVE.
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Jazmine: YEAH,
AND WE MISS MOMMY.
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Malik: YEAH. WE DON'T
WANT TO CELEBRATE
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CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
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Curtis: OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GREAT.
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I DON'T BLAME YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO CELEBRATE IT.
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I DON'T WANT
TO CELEBRATE IT, EITHER.
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I'M GONNA CALL-- BABY,
WHAT'S THE NUMBER OF THE PLACE
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SO WE CAN GET
OUR RESERVATION BACK.
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Ella: CURTIS, PLEASE.
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OKAY. LISTEN, MALIK, JAZMINE.
I JUST GAVE CALVIN MONEY
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FOR THE FOSTER KIDS
TO GET TOYS,
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SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, OKAY?
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AND I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MISS
YOUR MOM FOR THIS CHRISTMAS,
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BUT I PROMISE YOU
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WE WILL MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS
THE SPECIAL ONE, OKAY?
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Jazmine: OKAY.
EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE
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ME AND MOMMY, WE BUILD
A GINGERBREAD HOUSE.
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Curtis: DID SHE BURN
THAT HOUSE, TOO?
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Ella: CURTIS, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU,
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BUT IT NEEDS
TO COME OUT.
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Curtis: HOW ABOUT
IF YOU ALL GET OUT?
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THAT'D HELP IT COME OUT.
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COME ON. LET'S GO,
SANTA'S HELPER.
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COME ON. COME ON. GET UP.
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LET'S GO, BUTTERFLY. FLY AWAY.
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SHOO, FLY.
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COME ON,
MY LITTLE BUMBLEBEE.
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COME ON, MY BEE OF BUMBLES.
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Ella: GET AWAY FROM ME.
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YOU'RE SUCH
A SCROOGE. SCROOGE!
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Curtis: [ YELPS ]
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CARE ABOUT THIS?
I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP,
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AND I GOT TO DREAM
ABOUT HAWAII.
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YOU KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU CANCELED
MY TRIP.
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EVERYBODY WANNA CARE
ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF.
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I DON'T CARE
ABOUT ALL THAT.
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LOOK. BAH, HUMBUG. BRR!
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Madea: HA HA HA!
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"ALOH-ER."
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"ALOH-ER." "ALOH-ER!"
"ALOH-ER!"
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WAKE THE HELL UP.
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HA HA HA!
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Curtis: MADEA, WHAT ARE YOU--
Madea: "HELL-ER!"
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Curtis: AM I IN HAWAII?
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Madea: HELL TO THE NO,
YOU AIN'T IN HAWAII,
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ALTHOUGH I COULD PUT
A APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH
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AND PUT YOU ON ONE OF THEM
ROTISSERIES AND TURN YOU
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LIKE ONE OF THEM
FAT, LITTLE PIGS.
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HA HA HA!
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Curtis: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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THEY TOLD ME
TO COME DOWN HERE
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AND SAY SOMETHING.
OKAY. AHEM.
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"'ALOH-ER.' I AM
ONE OF YOUR ANGELS,
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AND I HAVE COME TO HELP YOU
THROUGH A MISSION."
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Curtis: WHO WROTE THAT?
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Madea: THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN.
I'M ONE OF THEM.
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YOU? AN ANGEL.
YEAH, RIGHT.
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Madea: YEAH. THAT'S
THE SAME THING I SAID.
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I SAID, "Y'ALL WANT ME
TO BE A ANGEL?
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HELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT KIND OF WEAPONS
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I GOT IN THIS PURSE?"
HA HA HA!
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Curtis: WHAT DO YOU
WANT WITH ME?
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Madea: YOU MUST
COME WITH ME
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AND LOOK AT YOUR
PAST, PRESENT,
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AND FUTURE.
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Curtis: I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE WITH YOU.
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Madea: I AM FROM
THE SOUTH SIDE OF HEAVEN, OKAY?
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I WILL TAKE THIS HALO
AND THESE EARRINGS OFF
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AND BEAT THE HELL
OUT OF YOU, OKAY?
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I DON'T LIVE IN HEAVEN.
I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE THE GATE.
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THEY PUT ME IN THE PROJECTS
OF HEAVEN, SO COME ON.
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LET'S GO.
Curtis: AW, HELL.
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Madea: I'M GONNA
LET SOME OF THAT AIR
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OUT YOUR BELLY
SO I CAN RIDE ON YOUR BACK.
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Curtis: WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?
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Madea: COME ON.
COME ON.
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YOU MUST GO WITH ME.
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I'M A ANGEL.
FLOAT ON AIR. COME ON.
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Curtis: FLOAT?
WE GONNA FLOAT?
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Madea: FLOAT, FAT BASTARD.
FLOAT. COME ON.
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YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING
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AT THE MACY'S
THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE.
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FLOAT WITH ME. I'M A ANGEL
WITH LIMITED POWERS.
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THEY DON'T TRUST ME
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SO THEY DIDN'T
GIVE ME NO POWER.
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OKAY. STOP. [ SCREECHES ]
HA HA HA!
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DON'T BE SO BITTER,
BITTER MAN.
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Curtis: WHY DID WE JUST
WALK FROM THE FRONT
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THROUGH THE BACK DOOR?
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Madea: BECAUSE,
JUST LIKE YOUR BIG ASS,
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YOUR PAST IS BEHIND YOU.
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HA HA HA!
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I'M SORRY BECAUSE
I KNOW Y'ALL ARE WATCHING,
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BUT HE FUNNY.
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HA HA HA!
OKAY. FINE.
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LET ME GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS.
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ALL RIGHT. I HEAR Y'ALL.
OKAY. OKAY.
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"I AM HERE TO SHOW YOU
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CHRISTMAS FROM
A FEW YEARS AGO.
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WELCOME
TO 'CHRI-MA' PAST.
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'CHRI-MAS' 2004."
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TAKE A LOOK.
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GET THE HELL
OVER THERE, BASTARD,
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AND TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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Calvin: WHEW, I'M BEAT.
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Ella: OH, CALVIN,
SWEETHEART.
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MWAH, MWAH.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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Calvin: MOTHER, YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE ALL THE BLACKTIVITY
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GOING DOWN
AT THE MALL TODAY.
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Ella: BLACKTIVITY?
Calvin: YES.
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Curtis: WAIT A MINUTE, SON.
BLACKTIVITY? WHAT IS THAT?
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Calvin: OH, BLACK ACTIVITY.
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IT'S A NEWLY COINED WORD.
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I LEARNED IT
IN MY LINGUISTICS CLASS.
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I AM SO GETTING A "A"
THIS SEMESTER.
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Curtis: HA HA HA!
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AND I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE.
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I TELL YOU WHAT.
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IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
PUTTING TO GOOD USE
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THE MONEY THAT I SPENT
ON YOUR COLLEGE.
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WOW, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, SON.
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YOU KEEP THIS PACE UP
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AND YOU'RE GONNA GRADUATE
IN THREE YEARS,
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AND PROBABLY SOONER.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Calvin: OH,
WE HAVE A CALLER.
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Jazmine: HO, HO, HO.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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Ella: OH, JAZMINE,
MALIK, C.J. OH!
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WHERE IS YOUR LOVELY WIFE
JANINE?
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C.J.: SHE'S VOLUNTEERING
AT THE CHURCH.
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SHE'LL BE WITH US SHORTLY.
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Ella: OH, JANINE HAS
SUCH A PASSION
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FOR HELPING PEOPLE.
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Curtis: IT'S ALMOST AS IF
SHE'S ADDICTED.
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Ella: HO HO HO!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Malik: GOLLY GEE.
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LOOK AT ALL THE PRESENTS
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
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Curtis: NOW, NOW,
MALIK, YOU KNOW
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I'M ALL ABOUT GIVING,
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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YOU WILL NOT OPEN
THAT PRESENT, YOUNG MAN.
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YOU WILL NOT
DO IT RIGHT NOW.
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I'M SORRY I HAD TO BE
SO HARSH WITH HIM,
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BUT YOU WON'T OPEN IT UNTIL
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YOUR BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE SISTER, JAZMINE,
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PUTS THE TOPPER
ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
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[ GASPS ]
Curtis: COME ON, JAZZY.
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Jazmine: OH, GOODIE.
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Curtis: HERE, DEAR.
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Ella: OH. OH, WELL...
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Curtis: ARE YOU READY?
LIFT UP.
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OH! YES. OH, IT'S PERFECT.
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EVERYONE STAND BACK.
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All: AHH!
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C.J.: REMARKABLE.
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Calvin: IT'S ART.
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Curtis: I MUST
SAY SOMETHING.
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I MUST SAY SOMETHING.
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EVERYONE QUIET.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
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THIS YEAR,
I WILL NOT RECEIVE
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ANY OF THE PRESENTS
YOU HAVE FOR ME.
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NONE OF THE GIFTS.
I WANT NOTHING.
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YOU ALL'S PRESENCE
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IS ENOUGH PRESENT FOR ME.
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IT'S ALL I NEED.
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I MEAN, OUTSIDE OF...
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THE LITTLE BABY JESUS,
OF COURSE.
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Ella: HALLELUIAH.
Calvin: AMEN TO THAT.
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Jazmine: GOD BLESS US,
ONE AND ALL.
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All: ♪ THE FIRST NOEL... ♪
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Curtis: I REMEMBER THAT.
I REMEMBER THAT.
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THAT'S THE FIRST YEAR
I LET CALVIN
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CUT THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY.
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00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,275
[ SNIFFS ]
OOH. DID YOU CUT
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THE CHRISTMAS CHEESE?
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00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,310
Madea: HA HA HA!
NO, BUT WHEN
289
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YOU PARTED THEM LIPS,
I SMELLED IT, TOO.
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HA HA HA!
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Curtis: THIS IS WHACK.
I'M SICK OF THIS.
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00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,310
I'M GOING TO THE FIREHOUSE.
293
00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,758
I'M GONNA FLOAT
TO THE FIREHOUSE.
294
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Madea: THIS
IS CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
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PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SMOKING.
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KEEP ALL OF YOUR ARMS
AND LEGS INSIDE THE VEHICLE
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00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:33,551
AND NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
AS WE TAKE A LOOK.
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♪ [ HARP STRUM ] ♪
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Calvin: ARE WE SERIOUSLY
WRAPPING CANNED GOODS
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AS PRESENTS
INSTEAD OF TOYS?
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00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:40,310
Ella: CALVIN, YES.
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00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:43,448
WE HAVE TO MAKE DO
WITH WHAT WE HAVE.
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C.J.: HO, HO, HO!
304
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,379
NOW, WHICH ONE
OF YOU KIDS
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00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:50,068
WANTS CHICKEN SOUP
FOR BREAKFAST, HUH?
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00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:52,827
IF YOU'RE NICE,
YOU GET CHICKEN AND RICE.
307
00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:53,931
Calvin: AND IF YOU'RE
IN BETWEEN,
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00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,793
I GOT CANDY
FROM HALLOWEEN.
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00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,689
C.J.: AND IF YOU'RE BAD,
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00:11:57,689 --> 00:12:00,896
YOU GET...PEAS.
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00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:02,448
Ella: I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT CURTIS
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DID NOT PASS OUT THE FLYERS
TO PROMOTE THE TOY DRIVE.
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00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:08,413
C.J.: YEAH. I WISH
I COULD'VE DONE MORE.
314
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:09,551
Calvin: YOU COULD HAVE.
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00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:10,448
HAD YOU BEEN
ON TOP OF YOUR GAME,
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YOU WOULD'VE KNOWN MY DAD
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WASN'T DOING HIS PART.
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C.J.: EXCUSE ME?
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00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:15,034
Calvin: YOU SHOULD'VE
MADE SURE
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HE WAS PASSING OUT
THOSE FLYERS WEEKS AGO.
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00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:17,758
C.J.: AUNT ELLA, YOU HEAR
WHAT HE JUST SAID?
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Ella: HE'S RIGHT, C.J.
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Madea: SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
YOU'RE SO SELFISH, CURTIS.
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YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT
YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
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00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,275
LOOK AT THE FACES OF THESE
POOR FOSTER "CHIR-REN."
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00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,758
LOOK AT THEM.
THEY AIN'T GOT NOTHING
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BECAUSE OF YOU, CURTIS.
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00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:28,241
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
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00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:30,448
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
FOR YOURSELF, CURTIS?
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00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:32,241
Curtis: CHRISTMAS
IS OVERRATED.
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Madea: TELL THAT
TO THE BABY JESUS AND MARY.
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Curtis: WHEN I WAS A KID,
MY MOTHER AND FATHER,
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00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:38,896
NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY WORKED,
THEY COULDN'T AFFORD
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THAT SHINY RED FIRE TRUCK
I WANTED.
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00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:43,827
Madea: I'M SO TOUCHED.
THAT'S SADDER
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THAN A LIFETIME MOVIE.
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00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:47,241
NOW MAN UP. GET YOUR THONG
OUT YOUR BUTT
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AND STRAIGHTEN UP
AND HELP THESE "CHIR-REN."
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00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:51,275
Curtis: I FIGURED IT OUT.
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00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,310
Madea: WELL, GOOD, GOOD.
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00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,689
WHAT'D YOU FIGURE OUT?
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00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,724
Curtis: SINCE I CAN'T HAVE
ANYTHING I WANT,
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00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:59,517
NOBODY IS GONNA HAVE ANYTHING
THEY WANT, NEITHER.
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00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,793
Calvin: YO, MAMA.
Ella: MY MAN, WHAT'S UP?
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00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:10,344
Calvin: YOU EAT YET?
Ella: NO. NO. I AIN'T HUNGRY.
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00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:11,517
Calvin: YOU AIN'T HUNGRY?
347
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,068
Ella: [COUGHS]
NO. I AIN'T HUNGRY.
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00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,551
Calvin: YOU AIN'T HUNGRY?
I BROUGHT YOU
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SOME CHICKEN ON A STICK.
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00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:18,517
Ella: I DON'T WANT
NO LEFTOVER CHICKEN
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00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:20,034
ON NO STICK.
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00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:23,379
C.J.: AUNT ELLA,
WHERE THE CAR AT?
353
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:26,034
WHERE THE CAR?
354
00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:27,206
AND WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE LIGHTS?
355
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,827
Ella: REPO MAN CAME.
REPO MAN CAME,
356
00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,379
TOOK IT AWAY
AN HOUR AGO.
357
00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:31,448
ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN OFF.
358
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[COUGHING]
359
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,896
I GOT TO STOP SMOKING.
360
00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:39,172
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I STARTED SMOKING.
361
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,448
Calvin: YOU GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF THAT COUGH.
362
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Ella: C.J., HOW THE KIDS?
HOW THE KIDS?
363
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C.J.: OH, MAN!
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EVERY TIME
I GO DOWN THERE
365
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TO SEE MALIK, I'M JUST PROUD.
366
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,827
I'M SO PROUD OF THAT BOY
367
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,586
'CAUSE THAT BOY,
HE DOING HIS TIME.
368
00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:51,275
Ella: HE BUFF! HE BUFF!
C.J.: HE DOING HIS TIME
369
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,448
AND REMEMBER B.J.
AND SLICK AND THEM,
370
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,241
USED TO BULLY HIM WHEN HE WAS
GROWING UP AROUND THE CORNER?
371
00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:56,724
Ella: THEY IN THERE WITH HIM?
C.J.: HEY, THEY DOWN THERE.
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00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:57,965
HE WHOOPED
BOTH OF THEY BEHINDS.
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Ella: HA HA HA!
Calvin: POOKIE TOLD ME.
374
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,551
C.J.: POOKIE TOLD YOU?
375
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,620
I SAID, "BOY, THAT'S MY BOY
RIGHT THERE."
376
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,724
AUNTIE, AUNTIE, HE GOT
YOUR NAME TATTOOED RIGHT HERE.
377
00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:07,482
Ella: PICK THAT UP.
DON'T GET THAT DIRTY.
378
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:08,862
WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE.
379
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:10,379
BABY, HOW'S JAZMINE?
380
00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:11,965
C.J.: JAZMINE, MAN...
381
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:12,931
YOU KNOW WE AIN'T
GOT NO ALCOHOLICS
382
00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,103
IN THIS FAMILY.
383
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,310
WE AIN'T GOT NO ALCOHOLICS.
384
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,724
Calvin: MAN, STOP POINTING
AT ME. NO.
385
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,172
POP USED TO HIT ME
TOO MUCH.
386
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,413
YOU AIN'T GONNA BE
POINTING AT ME LIKE THAT.
387
00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:20,931
Ella: OOH...
388
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,413
C.J.: DON'T HIT HIM.
DON'T HIT HIM, AUNT ELLA.
389
00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:23,931
DON'T YOU HIT HIM.
DON'T HIT HIM.
390
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,206
Calvin: SHE GONNA
DO SOMETHING.
391
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:27,034
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU--
Ella: [ GRUNTS ]
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C.J.: Y'ALL DONE
BROKE THE TABLE.
393
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,034
Ella: YOU DONE BROKE MY TV.
394
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,172
Calvin: HOLD UP, THOUGH.
HOLD UP.
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00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,862
YOU AIN'T GONNA BE
HITTING ON ME.
396
00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:35,862
Ella: WHAT'S UP?
397
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:36,931
YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
398
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,000
Calvin: HEY, C.J.
HEY, C.J.
399
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000
C.J., C.J.
HOLD ME BACK, C.J.
400
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,448
C.J.: Y'ALL GONNA
STOP THIS.
401
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,482
Y'ALL GONNA STOP THIS.
402
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,862
Ella: BOTH Y'ALL
GET OUT OF HERE.
403
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,206
C.J.: THAT'S YOUR MAMA.
Ella: I WANT BOTH Y'ALL--
404
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,758
C.J.: I'M BOUT TO GO,
ANYWAY, AUNTIE,
405
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,172
'CAUSE I GOT THIS WHITE WOMAN
IN THE CAR WAITING FOR ME.
406
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,206
Ella: YOU BROUGHT
A WHITE WOMAN OVER HERE?
407
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:52,379
C.J.: SHE'S SITTING OUT THERE
IN THE CAB RIGHT NOW.
408
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,896
I TOLD HER, I SAID,
"I GOT TO GO SEE MY FAMILY."
409
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,551
Ella: C.J., IF YOU DON'T--
GET OUT OF HERE. GO.
410
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:56,862
C.J.: I TOLD THE WOMAN
I HAD TO SEE MY FAMILY.
411
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,482
Ella: THINK I'M PLAYING?
412
00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,482
C.J.: I'M GOING.
I'M GOING.
413
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,655
Ella: GET ON OUT OF HERE.
414
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:01,689
C.J.: I'M GONNA GO.
I'M GONNA GO.
415
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:03,241
Calvin: HEY, WAIT,
HOLD ON,
416
00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,448
BECAUSE I WAS GONNA ASK YOU
SOMETHING BEFORE SHE STARTED
417
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:07,448
TRIPPING UP IN HERE,
MADE ME FORGET.
418
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,931
YOU EVER REGRET
QUITTING THE FIREHOUSE?
419
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,379
C.J.: THE FIREHOUSE?
420
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:12,482
WORKING WITH UNCLE C.?
Calvin: YEAH.
421
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,206
C.J.: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, PLAYBOY.
422
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,206
THEY FOUND OUT AFTER
UNCLE CURTIS DIED
423
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,896
THAT ALL THEM FUNDRAISERS
424
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,724
AND FIREMEN'S PENSIONS
AND ALL THAT,
425
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:22,896
UNCLE C. STOLE
ALL THAT, HOMIE.
426
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:26,413
YOU KNOW THAT MAN WAS--
THAT WAS A SELFISH MAN.
427
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:27,413
HEY, I'M GONNA HOLLER
AT YOU ALL.
428
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:28,551
AUNTIE, AUNTIE...
429
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,310
[ POUNDS CHEST ]
Ella: ALL RIGHT.
430
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,034
Curtis: DEAD? DEAD?
I AIN'T DEAD.
431
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:36,206
I'M RIGHT HERE.
HEY, C.J. C.J.!
432
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,965
HE JUST GONNA--
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
433
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:39,068
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
434
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,413
Madea: YOU CHOKED
ON A PORK CHOP.
435
00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:43,172
Curtis: AAH!
Madea: HA HA HA!
436
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,689
Curtis: I WISH YOU WOULD
STOP DOING THAT.
437
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,103
Madea: AW, CURTY.
438
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,689
Curtis: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY FAMILY.
439
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:50,448
Madea: OH, CURTIS,
WHEN YOU DIED
440
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:54,896
ELLA FELL INTO A DEEP,
DARK DEPRESSION.
441
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,724
IT WAS REALLY AWFUL,
ALL OF IT.
442
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,551
EVERYBODY, CHILDREN, THEY ALL
JUST WENT DIFFERENT WAYS
443
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:02,137
AND IT WAS SO DISMAL
AND DYSFUNCTIONAL
444
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,344
THAT NOBODY KNEW WHAT TO DO
BECAUSE CURTIS WAS COLD.
445
00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,620
HE WAS THEIR LIFELINE
THAT HELD EVERYBODY TOGETHER.
446
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,758
Curtis: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. I GET THE PICTURE.
447
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:09,758
Madea: OKAY.
448
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,137
Curtis: WHAT THE--
449
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,896
IT HURTS ME TO SEE
MY FAMILY LIKE THAT.
450
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:14,724
Madea: AWW.
451
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,793
Curtis: HOW CAN I CHANGE IT?
452
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,103
WHAT CAN I DO
TO CHANGE IT?
453
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,724
Madea: THAT'S THE
MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION.
454
00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:20,448
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
TO ASK THAT QUESTION.
455
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,586
YOU WANT TO CHANGE IT?
456
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:22,965
Curtis: YES, I DO.
457
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,379
Madea: STILL WANT TO GO
TO HAWAII
458
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:27,379
AND NOT HELP
THOSE FOSTER 'CHILR-REN?'
459
00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:28,413
Curtis: WELL,
FORGET IT, THEN.
460
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:29,793
I WON'T GO ANYWHERE.
461
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,862
I JUST WANT MY FAMILY
HAPPY AGAIN.
462
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:35,379
Madea: OKAY. YOU HAVE SAID
THE CORRECT THING
463
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,448
AND THE ANGELS
HAVE HEARD YOU.
464
00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:39,206
THIS IS THE KEY
TO YOUR HOUSE.
465
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,931
GO IN AND MAKE
EVERYTHING RIGHT,
466
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:44,724
O THOUEST FAT, BLACK MAN,
467
00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:48,896
AND GO AND HELP
YOUR FAMILY TO BE BETTER.
468
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:50,068
Curtis: THANK YOU.
Madea: YOU'RE WELCOME, BASTARD.
469
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,448
Curtis: THANKS SO MUCH.
I DIDN'T REALIZE
470
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:52,862
I WAS SO SELFISH.
Madea: YES. YOU'RE VERY SELFISH.
471
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,379
Curtis: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Madea: YOU'RE WELCOME.
472
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,758
UH-UH!
GET THE HELL OFF.
473
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,000
THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
474
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,482
Curtis: THANK YOU,
O GREAT CHRISTMAS TREE.
475
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:01,655
Madea: PUT YOUR HAND ON ME,
476
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,000
I AIN'T GONNA BE
NO ANGEL NO MORE.
477
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,034
Malik: UNCLE CURTIS.
478
00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:07,724
Curtis: WAAH!
479
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,620
MALIK, YOU MADE PAROLE?
480
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,793
Malik: WHAT?
481
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,068
Curtis: NEVER MIND.
NEVER MIND.
482
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,517
I'M JUST GLAD
YOU'RE NOT LOCKED UP, SON.
483
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:17,517
Malik: UNCLE CURTIS,
UNCLE CURTIS.
484
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:18,758
YOU'RE SQUEEZING ME.
485
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:20,655
Curtis: OKAY.
WHERE YOU GOING?
486
00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:21,724
Malik: I'M GOING TO HANG OUT
WITH THE FOSTER KIDS
487
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:22,862
AT THE FIREHOUSE.
488
00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:24,137
I CAME BACK
TO GET MY GAMEPAL.
489
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,206
Curtis: TELL YOUR AUNTIE
490
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:26,206
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE.
491
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:28,241
I JUST GOT TO GO
GRAB SOME STUFF.
492
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:29,931
REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
493
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,724
Malik: HOPE YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOUR BREATH, OKAY?
494
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,344
Curtis: MY BREATH? OKAY.
495
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,827
I LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU 'LIK.
496
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Curtis: HA HA HA!
497
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,448
I MEAN, HO HO HO!
498
00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:43,172
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY.
499
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,482
YOUR WISH
HAS BEEN GRANTED.
500
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:47,103
Ella: CURTIS,
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
501
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:49,034
Calvin: WHAT'D YOU DO,
SLEIGHJACK SANTA?
502
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,620
Curtis: NO, MY SON.
503
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:56,000
I RAN INTO
THIS CRAZY ANGEL FROM HELL,
504
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,827
WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS,
505
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,172
AND SHE SHOWED ME
THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.
506
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:01,965
C.J.: WELL, I'M GLAD
SOMEBODY DID.
507
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,344
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY FOOD
508
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,344
ON THAT CART,
WOULD YOU?
509
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,068
OH, ON THE SLEIGH, SANTA.
510
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,931
SANTA'S ELVES ARE STARVING.
511
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:10,241
Curtis: YES, MY CHILD.
I KNOW YOU ARE.
512
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,413
AND THAT'S WHY I STOPPED
AT A STORE ON THE WAY.
513
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:13,931
THERE WAS A COUPLE OPEN,
SO I PICKED UP SOME STUFF
514
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,103
SO WE COULD HAVE
A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
515
00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:17,931
Ella: CURTIS, CURTIS,
ARE YOU OKAY?
516
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,241
Curtis: BABY, I'VE NEVER BEEN
BETTER, OKAY?
517
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,241
'CAUSE NOW I REALIZE--
518
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:25,275
I REALIZE THE REAL MEANING
OF CHRISTMAS NOW.
519
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,241
IT'S ABOUT GIVING,
NOT JUST RECEIVING,
520
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,137
AND THE BIRTH OF CHRIST,
OF COURSE.
521
00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:33,241
OH, YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T REALIZE
522
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:36,965
HOW MUCH I REALLY HAVE.
523
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:39,724
HEY, KIDS, I KNOW
YOU MISS YOUR FAMILY.
524
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,689
YOU MISS YOUR MOM,
525
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:42,931
BUT IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT YOU KNOW
526
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,586
YOU HAVE FAMILY HERE
THAT CARE FOR YOU
527
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,965
AND LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
528
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:49,586
Jazmine: YEAH. SOME KIDS
DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT.
529
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,517
Curtis: THAT'S RIGHT.
SO NOW,
530
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,931
SINCE THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A CHRISTMAS PARTY,
531
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:57,068
LET'S GET
THE JINGLE BELLS A-JANGLING.
532
00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,586
Calvin: ALLOW ME.
533
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:03,310
[BEATBOXING "DECK THE HALLS"]
534
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,310
All: ♪ DECK THE HALLS
535
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,724
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY
536
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:06,724
FA LA LA LA LA
537
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:07,724
LA LA LA LA ♪
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