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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,933 --> 00:00:06,533 MAN, I'M BURNING UP. 2 00:00:08,533 --> 00:00:09,967 DO WE HAVE ANY ICE OR SOMETHING? 3 00:00:09,967 --> 00:00:12,233 MAN, IT'S SO HOT, I CAN FRY 4 00:00:12,233 --> 00:00:13,967 EGGS UNDER MY ARMPITS. 5 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:15,133 EW! 6 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:16,667 IT SMELLS LIKE YOU ALREADY DID. 7 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:18,067 LISTEN, GUYS, I KNOW THAT 8 00:00:18,067 --> 00:00:19,500 IT'S HOT IN HERE, BUT THIS IS 9 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:20,767 OUR NEW PLACE, SO YOU GOT TO 10 00:00:20,767 --> 00:00:21,567 TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD, 11 00:00:21,567 --> 00:00:22,200 OKAY? 12 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,667 AND WHAT'S THE GOOD AGAIN? 13 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,067 WHEW! 14 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,433 MAN, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER GET 15 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:28,633 THAT WINDOW OPEN. 16 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:30,567 CAN YOU FIX THE WATER NOISE? 17 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:31,800 WHAT WATER NOISE? 18 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:32,700 WHEN YOU TURN ON THE WATER, 19 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,867 IT SOUNDS LIKE A DONKEY IN PAIN. 20 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:38,067 THAT'S NOT THAT LOUD. 21 00:00:38,067 --> 00:00:39,300 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 22 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,967 YOU'RE BLACK AND YOU'RE PROUD! 23 00:00:40,967 --> 00:00:42,533 OKAY, SO IT'S A LITTLE LOUD. 24 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:44,067 IT JUST MEANS THE PIPES ARE OLD. 25 00:00:44,067 --> 00:00:45,100 THE PIPES MUST MATCH THE 26 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,200 REST OF THIS PLACE. 27 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,700 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, GUYS. 28 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,400 I KNOW THAT THINGS AROUND HERE 29 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,700 AREN'T THAT PERFECT. 30 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,067 HA! 31 00:00:53,067 --> 00:00:54,167 BUT IT'S LIKE UNCLE CURTIS 32 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:56,433 SAYS, "SOMETIMES A LITTLE 33 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:58,067 STRUGGLE BUILDS CHARACTER." 34 00:00:58,067 --> 00:00:59,067 WELL, WE HAVE MORE CHARACTER 35 00:00:59,067 --> 00:01:00,600 THAN A CARTOON. 36 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,367 HEY, HOW ABOUT WE CALL 37 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:02,200 AUNT ELLA AND UNCLE CURTIS AND 38 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,767 INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER? 39 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:05,600 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 40 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,500 WELL, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT 41 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,400 FOR DINNER? 42 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,233 WELL, I WANT UNCLE CURTIS' 43 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,067 BARBECUE. 44 00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:09,867 AND AUNTIE ELLA'S POTATO 45 00:01:09,867 --> 00:01:11,233 SALAD. 46 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:12,667 AT THEIR HOUSE. 47 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,667 ELLA! ELLA! ELLA! ELLA! 48 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:28,467 ELLA! ELLA! ELLA! ELLA! 49 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:31,200 WHAT, CURTIS? 50 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,700 BABY, THE PLACE IS SO EMPTY, 51 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:33,933 I CAN HEAR AN ECHO. 52 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:36,800 TRY IT. TRY IT, BABY. 53 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,333 WE'RE ALL ALONE, ALONE, ALONE. 54 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,167 STOP BEING SILLY, BABE. 55 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:42,267 I'M NOT BEING SILLY. 56 00:01:42,267 --> 00:01:44,133 I'M BEING HAPPY! 57 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:46,333 LOOK AROUND, BABY, LOOK AROUND. 58 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:47,333 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 59 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,833 NOTHING. 60 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:51,433 EXACTLY! 61 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:53,433 NO C.J., NO KIDS. 62 00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:55,067 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 63 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:55,933 THAT MEANS I CAN RUN AROUND THE 64 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:58,567 HOUSE NAKED, NAKED, NAKED. 65 00:01:58,567 --> 00:01:59,567 [ LAUGHS ] 66 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:01,467 ONLY IF THE CURTAINS ARE 67 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:03,700 CLOSED, CLOSED, CLOSED, CLOSED. 68 00:02:04,933 --> 00:02:06,900 HEY, LET'S CELEBRATE. 69 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:08,667 LET'S CELEBRATE. 70 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,467 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 71 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:13,067 [ CHUCKLES ] 72 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,667 OOH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 73 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:18,767 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 74 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:20,167 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 75 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:22,333 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 76 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,233 WAIT, BABY. 77 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:23,933 THE PHONE IS RINGING. 78 00:02:23,933 --> 00:02:25,333 PLEASE, LET ME JUST GET IT. 79 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,500 WAIT, NO. WE'RE DANCING. 80 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,533 WHILE WE'RE DANCING, NO 81 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:28,533 ANSWERING THE PHONE. 82 00:02:28,533 --> 00:02:29,500 THAT'S CURTIS LAW. 83 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,500 OK, BABY, IT COULD BE AN 84 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,200 EMERGENCY. 85 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,067 LET'S JUST -- OKAY CHECK THE 86 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,800 CALLER I.D., SEE WHO IT IS. 87 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,067 WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS? 88 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:38,867 WELL, IT COULD BE-- 89 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,067 IT'S C.J. 90 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:41,167 IT COULD BE AN EMERGENCY. 91 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:42,100 EMERGENCY FOR WHAT? 92 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:42,967 WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY WHEN 93 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:44,567 HE CALLED AN HOUR AGO? 94 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:45,833 WELL, CURTIS, HE JUST WANTED 95 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,500 TO KNOW HOW MUCH SUGAR GOES IN 96 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,733 SWEET TEA. 97 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,567 WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY WHEN 98 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:50,700 HE CALLED BEFORE THAT? 99 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:51,533 HE WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH 100 00:02:51,533 --> 00:02:52,533 TIME IT TAKES TO MAKE MINUTE 101 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:53,600 RICE. 102 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,967 EXACTLY. NO EMERGENCY. 103 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,433 LOOK, IT STOPPED ANYWAY. 104 00:02:57,433 --> 00:02:58,300 BABY, JUST GET ME THE MILK, 105 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,167 PLEASE. 106 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:00,067 I'M GONNA DO THIS. 107 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:00,933 NO. 108 00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:02,100 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"? 109 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,200 NO. 110 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,067 I'M TAKING YOU OUT TO DINNER. 111 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:05,967 CURTIS, I HAVE ALREADY 112 00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:07,200 STARTED PREPARING DINNER. 113 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,067 WELL, THEN ALREADY START 114 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:08,967 PUTTING IT BACK UP. 115 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:09,967 'CAUSE I'M TAKING YOU OUT. 116 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,167 LET SOMEBODY ELSE COOK FOR YOU 117 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,833 FOR A CHANGE. 118 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,700 CURTIS PAYNE, YOU ARE TAKING 119 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,567 ME WHERE? 120 00:03:15,567 --> 00:03:16,467 OUT TO DINNER? 121 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:17,267 YES, MA'AM. 122 00:03:17,267 --> 00:03:18,133 BABY, IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE 123 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:19,233 GONNA ACT LIKE THIS, I WOULD'VE 124 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,533 PUT THOSE SQUATTERS OUT OF HERE 125 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,733 A LONG TIME AGO. 126 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:22,700 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 127 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,467 ABOUT, BABY! 128 00:03:23,467 --> 00:03:24,300 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 129 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:25,200 WAIT. 130 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,800 HONEY, IT'S C.J. AGAIN. 131 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:30,600 HOLLA! 132 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,100 THAT'S MY BABY! 133 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:34,133 HOLLA. 134 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:39,067 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING 135 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,067 SPAGHETTI. 136 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:40,967 THIS IS SPAGHETTI. 137 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:42,167 THE KIND AUNT ELLA MAKES. 138 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:43,933 WELL, HERS IS RED. 139 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,067 AND HAS ACTUAL NOODLES. 140 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:47,267 WHAT IS THIS GREEN STUFF? 141 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:49,067 BABY, THAT'S VEGETABLES. 142 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:49,967 I JUST ADDED SOME VEGETABLES IN 143 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:50,767 THERE. 144 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:51,933 IN SOME SPAGHETTI? 145 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:53,700 DOES THAT SOUND NATURAL? 146 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,067 OKAY, SO I ADDED A LITTLE 147 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,467 TWIST TO AUNT ELLA'S RECIPE. 148 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:57,667 THIS IS PERFECTLY FINE. 149 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:58,800 LOOK. I'LL SHOW YOU. 150 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,333 IT'S PERFECTLY FINE. 151 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:06,200 IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE 152 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,167 SOMETHING. 153 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,067 IT NEEDS A LITTLE THROW OUT 154 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,267 THE WINDOW. 155 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:11,933 OH, MAN! 156 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:13,067 THE GARLIC BREAD IS BURNING! 157 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,833 DAD, YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO 158 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,933 AUNTIE ELLA'S RECIPE. 159 00:04:18,933 --> 00:04:19,800 FOR WHAT? 160 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,767 FOR GARLIC BREAD? 161 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:22,300 NO. FOR FOOD. 162 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,633 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 163 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,867 WHO IS IT? 164 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:27,700 IT'S CALVIN, MAN. 165 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,233 OPEN UP. 166 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:30,167 BIG CAL. 167 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:36,400 OH, ME NO LIKEY. 168 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,400 WHO WANTS CHINESE? 169 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,100 OOH, I DO! I DO! I DO! 170 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:41,300 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL WANT 171 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,767 CHINESE FOOD AFTER I SLAVED 172 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:44,833 OVER THAT STOVE ALL DAY. 173 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:46,400 IS THAT EGG FOO YOUNG I SMELL? 174 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,100 YUP. 175 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:48,267 MY BOY POOKIE GOT A NEW JOB AT 176 00:04:48,267 --> 00:04:49,600 LAQUISHA CHAN'S ORANGE CHICKEN 177 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,367 AND WAFFLES. 178 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:52,200 COUSIN CALVIN, YOU GOT THE 179 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,567 HOOK UP. 180 00:04:53,567 --> 00:04:54,833 YEAH, YOU BUY ONE CAN OF RED 181 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:58,333 SODA, YOU GET A MEAL FOR FREE. 182 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,833 HEY, LET ME GET SOME OF THAT. 183 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,100 HOW YOU ALL DOING? 184 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:01,867 MAN, WHAT YOU, WASHING 185 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:02,500 WINDOWS? 186 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,400 NO, I'M CHILLIN', BABY. 187 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,133 I'M TYRONE. 188 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:05,433 I JUST CAME AROUND TO INTRODUCE 189 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:06,733 MYSELF AND ALL. 190 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:08,433 IS THAT YOUR BLUE CAR PARKED 191 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,067 OUT IN SPACE NUMBER EIGHT? 192 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,767 NO. NO, I DRIVE AN S.U.V. 193 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:12,567 YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH THE 194 00:05:12,567 --> 00:05:13,733 TINTED WINDOWS AND THE SIX DISC 195 00:05:13,733 --> 00:05:14,700 CD CHANGER? 196 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:15,700 YEAH, YEAH. 197 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:16,567 JUST MAKE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR 198 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:17,267 DOOR, DUDE. 199 00:05:17,267 --> 00:05:18,233 WE GET A LOT OF BREAK-INS 200 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:19,300 AROUND HERE, MAN. 201 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,367 THAT'S WHY I PARKED THREE 202 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:21,833 BLOCKS AWAY AND WALKED. 203 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:23,833 I DID SEE THAT. NICE RIMS. 204 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:25,067 OKAY. 205 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,100 WELL, I APPRECIATE IT. 206 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,600 OH, NO PROBLEM, MAN. 207 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,400 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 208 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,633 SEE YOU ALL. 209 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,233 WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT NICE 210 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:36,233 NEIGHBORS. 211 00:05:36,233 --> 00:05:37,733 HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 212 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:38,567 TRUE. 213 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:44,633 WHEW! 214 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:45,333 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 215 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,167 THANK YOU, CURTIS! 216 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,233 THAT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT? 217 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:49,633 I'M FULL. 218 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:50,567 ME, TOO. 219 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,267 HEY, HEY, HOW DID THAT WAITER 220 00:05:52,267 --> 00:05:53,733 GONNA GET MAD AT ME LIKE THAT? 221 00:05:53,733 --> 00:05:55,300 BECAUSE, CURTIS, THE MAN'S 222 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:58,300 NAME IS JESUS, BUT YOU SAID, 223 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,833 "HEY, ZEUS! 224 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,067 COME HERE!" 225 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:04,333 HE THOUGHT YOU WERE MOCKING HIM. 226 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,367 I WAS. 227 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:07,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,400 HEY, HEY, BUT HE HAD TO GO GET 229 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,267 MAD WHEN I GOT A DOGGY BAG. 230 00:06:11,267 --> 00:06:12,867 BABY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 231 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,800 YOU HAVE ONE FRENCH FRY IN 232 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,100 THERE. 233 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:16,833 THAT'S IT. 234 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,733 I WAS FULL. 235 00:06:17,733 --> 00:06:18,600 I COULDN'T FINISH IT. 236 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,333 WELL, JUST DON'T ASK FOR ANY 237 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:22,667 OF MY LEFTOVERS LATER. 238 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:23,433 I DON'T HAVE TO ASK. 239 00:06:23,433 --> 00:06:24,133 I'LL JUST TAKE IT. 240 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:24,967 TRY. 241 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,167 'CAUSE WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE. 242 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,067 CURTIS, CURTIS. 243 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:28,733 OKAY, BABY. COME ON. 244 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:29,800 ALL RIGHT, I'M TIRED. 245 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,700 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 246 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,100 YOU JUST RAN THE SOFA LENGTH. 247 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,100 GET THE PHONE. 248 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,067 GET THE PHONE. 249 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:36,167 AHH... 250 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:37,300 CURTIS. 251 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,067 WHO IS IT? 252 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,200 WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS? 253 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:42,867 C.J.? 254 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:44,600 YES. 255 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,200 LET IT GO TO VOICEMAIL. 256 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,067 OH, I'M GONNA LET IT GO TO 257 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:48,800 VOICEMAIL, ALL RIGHT. 258 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,533 HELLO, YOU HAVE REACHED THE 259 00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:51,867 PAYNE RESIDENCE. 260 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:52,633 SORRY WE CAN'T COME TO THE 261 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:54,067 PHONE RIGHT NOW, BUT ME AND 262 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:55,267 YOUR AUNTIE RUNNING AROUND THE 263 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:56,433 HOUSE BUTT NAKED -- 264 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,100 CURTIS! 265 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,833 SHUT UP, ELLA. 266 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:01,567 IF THIS IS C.J. PAYNE, YOU'RE 267 00:07:01,567 --> 00:07:03,067 BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS. 268 00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:04,067 CURTIS! 269 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:07,067 PLEASE DO NOT CALL BACK. 270 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:08,233 TOGETHER. 271 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:10,067 Both: BEEP! 272 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:12,933 OKAY. 273 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,967 [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,733 OKAY, CURTIS, I DON'T WANT 275 00:07:16,733 --> 00:07:17,567 IT, I DON'T WANT IT, I DON'T 276 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,333 WANT IT! 277 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,067 I'M FULL, TOO. 278 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,467 BABE, WE USED TO DO THIS 279 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:25,933 WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED. 280 00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:26,767 WE'VE GOTTEN TOO OLD FOR THAT 281 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:28,333 NOW. 282 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,300 YOU'RE TOO OLD. 283 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,800 I STILL GOT LIFE. 284 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,967 YEAH. 285 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:34,200 ASK BEVERLY. 286 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,200 TWO MINUTES' WORTH. 287 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:41,200 2 MINUTES 17 SECONDS, REMEMBER? 288 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:44,100 2 MINUTES AND 18 SECONDS. 289 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,300 THAT WAS YESTERDAY. 290 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,067 MY PRESSURE WAS UP. 291 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:54,367 THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT 292 00:07:54,367 --> 00:07:55,567 WAS UP. 293 00:07:59,367 --> 00:08:01,267 WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 294 00:08:01,267 --> 00:08:02,333 HELLO, IS BEVERLY THERE? 295 00:08:05,133 --> 00:08:06,067 ASK HER. 296 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:06,767 HOW LONG WAS IT? 297 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,433 ASK HER. 298 00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:09,700 WHEN I WAS WITH YOU 299 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:10,967 YESTERDAY, HOW LONG WAS IT? 300 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:12,133 ONE MINUTE. 301 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,533 BEVERLY? 302 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:18,233 HELLO? 303 00:08:18,233 --> 00:08:19,367 BILL? 304 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:24,900 HE TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS 305 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,833 BEVERLY. 306 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:27,533 [ LAUGHS ] 307 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,167 MAN, WHY DO YOU 308 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:35,067 KEEP CALLING THEM? 309 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:36,433 TO SEE IF THEY MISS ME. 310 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:37,267 PROBABLY NOT AS MUCH AS YOU 311 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:37,967 MISS THEM. 312 00:08:37,967 --> 00:08:38,967 I DON'T MISS THEM. 313 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,967 I LOVE MY NEW PLACE. 314 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:44,333 IT'S MINE AND... 315 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,333 I LOVE IT. 316 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,400 WHAT DO THE KIDS THINK? 317 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,833 Both: WE HATE IT! 318 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,267 HEY, HEY, I SAID GO TO BED! 319 00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:54,367 YOU MEAN GO TO COT! 320 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,233 YES. 321 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:00,233 ANYWAY, AUNT ELLA ALWAYS PICKS 322 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:01,267 UP THE PHONE, MAN. 323 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:02,133 I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING MUST BE 324 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:03,733 WRONG OVER THERE. 325 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:04,700 I'M GONNA GO CHECK AND MAKE 326 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:05,633 SURE EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT. 327 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:06,467 DO ME A FAVOR? 328 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:07,300 WATCH THE KIDS FOR ME WHILE I 329 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,267 GO CHECK ON THEM, ALL RIGHT? 330 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:09,467 OH, COOL. 331 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:10,633 I'LL JUST WATCH A LITTLE CABLE. 332 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,233 WE DON'T HAVE CABLE. 333 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:14,267 OH. SORRY, I'M NOT AVAILABLE. 334 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:15,800 CALVIN, COME ON, MAN. 335 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,067 JUST WATCH THE KIDS FOR ME. 336 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:18,200 [ CELL PHONE RINGS ] 337 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,567 HELLO? 338 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:24,667 HEY, WHAT'S UP, GIRL? 339 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,467 WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON, BABY. 340 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,200 HELLO? 341 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:28,967 MY PHONE'S BREAKING UP. 342 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,067 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 343 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:31,633 MALIK, MALIK. 344 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:32,667 HOW DOES YOUR DAD GET RECEPTION 345 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:33,633 IN HERE? 346 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:35,533 HIS PHONE ISN'T PREPAID. 347 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,167 HOLD ON. 348 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:38,667 HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 349 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,233 HOLD ON. 350 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,700 HOW ABOUT NOW? 351 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:46,633 AAGH! 352 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:48,467 MALIK, MALIK, YO, I'M GONNA 353 00:09:48,467 --> 00:09:49,733 TAKE THIS CALL ON THE ROOF. 354 00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:50,867 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 355 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:51,700 HEY, YOU WANT TO BORROW MY 356 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,933 BULLETPROOF VEST? 357 00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:53,833 NO, I'M STRAIGHT. 358 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,100 GO TO SLEEP. 359 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,567 I'LL BE BACK IN A LITTLE BIT. 360 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:58,067 HOLD ON, BABY, HOLD ON. 361 00:09:58,067 --> 00:09:59,067 SEE YA. 362 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,700 [ GASPS ] 363 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,500 AAH! 364 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:25,933 YOU SAY ONE WORD, AND I'LL 365 00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:27,333 HURT BOTH OF YOU. 366 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,200 PLEASE, JUST LEAVE US ALONE. 367 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,800 SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! 368 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,567 MY DADDY WILL BE BACK SOON. 369 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:39,967 NO, HE WON'T. 370 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:40,833 I JUST SAW YOUR DADDY LEAVE IN 371 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,000 HIS S.U.V. 372 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:46,067 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 373 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:47,067 WHERE DOES YOUR DAD KEEP HIS 374 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:47,967 VALUABLES AT? 375 00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,200 WE DON'T HAVE ANY VALUABLES. 376 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,500 DON'T PLAY WITH ME, BOY! 377 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,667 WHERE DOES HE KEEP HIS MONEY? 378 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:52,467 WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, 379 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:53,500 OKAY? 380 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,333 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING 381 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,200 AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 382 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,300 I GUESS I'LL JUST TAKE THE TV. 383 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,300 CALVIN, GET HIM! 384 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,067 GET HIM! 385 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,200 GET HIM! 386 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,100 WHAT'S GOING ON? 387 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,067 COUSIN CALVIN! 388 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:18,900 WHAT HAPPENED? 389 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,567 THAT MAN JUST ROBBED US. 390 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:21,600 ARE YOU OKAY? 391 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,100 I'M SORRY. 392 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,133 LOOK, I'M SORRY I LEFT YOU. 393 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:29,333 BIG DOG. 394 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:30,800 I'M SORRY! 395 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:36,067 HELLO, BIG BOY. 396 00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,900 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL 397 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,333 DAY. 398 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,067 COME HERE, YOU LITTLE 399 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,100 CHICKADEE. 400 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,533 [ LAUGHS ] 401 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:46,967 WHO'S THAT? 402 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:47,900 I DON'T KNOW. 403 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:48,833 HURRY UP. 404 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,267 JUST CHECK AND SEE WHO IT IS. 405 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:51,633 THEY'LL GO AWAY. 406 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:53,700 OKAY. HELLO, BIG BOY. 407 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,967 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 408 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,067 HELLO? 409 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,367 Shh! BE QUIET. 410 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,167 GO CHECK, BABE. 411 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,533 BE QUIET. 412 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,400 I CAN SEE YOU. 413 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,333 WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT? 414 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,400 HEY! 415 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,233 LET ME IN! 416 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,067 WE NO-- WE NO-- 417 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,767 NO LONGER LIVE HERE. 418 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,367 THE LAST FAMILY, THEY MOVED. 419 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,433 UNCLE CURTIS, I CAN SEE YOU, 420 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,267 MAN. 421 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,400 THEY MOVED TO THE BAHAMAS. 422 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,900 GIVE ME THIS. 423 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,300 IT COULD BE AN EMERGENCY, BABY. 424 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,067 IT AIN'T NO EMERGENCY. 425 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:24,800 BABY, COME ON. 426 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,533 WE GOT THE PLACE ALL TO 427 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,367 OURSELVES. 428 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,267 I'M OPENING THE DOOR. 429 00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:28,967 HEY. WAIT. 430 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,200 WE'RE GONNA COME OUT. 431 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,500 I CAN'T COME IN? 432 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,300 NOT RIGHT NOW. 433 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,733 NOT RIGHT NOW. 434 00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:37,400 WELL, I JUST CAME BY -- 435 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,533 WHAT'S WITH THE FEATHER? 436 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:42,900 WELL, I CAME BY TO SEE IF YOU 437 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,067 GUYS WERE OKAY. 438 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,500 WE'RE FINE. WE'RE FINE. 439 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:47,633 OKAY, BYE. 440 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,600 HOW WOULD I KNOW 'CAUSE 441 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,900 YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE. 442 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:50,833 WHAT'S GOING ON? 443 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:51,633 WE WERE OUT. 444 00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:52,700 WE DIDN'T HEAR IT. 445 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,367 WHICH ONE? 446 00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:54,233 YOU WERE OUT OR YOU DIDN'T HEAR 447 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:54,833 IT? 448 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:55,633 WELL, WE WERE OUT. 449 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:56,633 WE DIDN'T HEAR IT. 450 00:12:58,233 --> 00:12:59,067 C.J., LISTEN, BABY. 451 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:02,100 WE'VE JUST BEEN BUSY, REALLY. 452 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,067 BUSY DOING WHAT? 453 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,167 BEEN TAPPIN' -- 454 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,167 CURTIS! 455 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:13,200 C.J., HOW IS YOUR NEW PLACE? 456 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,167 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 457 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,567 HE'S LYING. 458 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:17,367 THAT PLACE IS A THIRD-WORLD 459 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,133 COUNTRY. 460 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,067 WELL, I MISSED YOU GUYS, AND 461 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,067 I JUST WANTED YOU TO -- 462 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,733 OH, HOW NICE. 463 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:26,867 CURTIS, YES. 464 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,367 HE MISSED-- YOU MISSED US? 465 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,200 YEAH, I WANTED YOU TO COME 466 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,733 OVER. 467 00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,067 THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. 468 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,833 LOOK, HERE'S A PICTURE OF US. 469 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:34,833 SO WHENEVER YOU WANT TO SEE US, 470 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:35,900 JUST LOOK AT THAT. 471 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:36,833 UNCLE CURTIS. 472 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,133 [ CELL PHONE RINGS ] 473 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,900 HEY. 474 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,067 YEAH, CALVIN, WHAT'S UP? 475 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,733 WHAT?! 476 00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,533 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KIDS? 477 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,333 ARE THEY ALL RIGHT? 478 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,200 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, 479 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,933 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 480 00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:53,067 SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED. 481 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,067 OKAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 482 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:54,833 PLEASE. 483 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:55,733 YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE. 484 00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:56,933 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... 485 00:13:56,933 --> 00:13:58,133 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... 486 00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,400 HE WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THE KIDS. 487 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,567 HE'S TRYING TO GET US AWAY 488 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,433 FROM HERE SO HE CAN COME IN THE 489 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:02,067 HOUSE. 490 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:02,733 NOT C.J. 491 00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:03,567 WOULD YOU CLOSE THE DOOR, GET 492 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:04,833 YOUR KEYS, COME ON, LET'S GO. 493 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,167 ALL RIGHT. 494 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,300 C.J.! 495 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,133 YOU FORGOT YOUR PICTURE. 496 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,833 SO I GOT A CALL FROM MY GIRL 497 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,100 AND WE TALK FOR FREE BECAUSE 498 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,767 WE'RE ON THE SAME NETWORK, BUT I 499 00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:19,567 COULDN'T HEAR BECAUSE OF ALL 500 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,833 THIS BAD RECEPTION, SO I 501 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,100 WENT TO THE ROOF AND -- 502 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,100 CAN YOU JUST TELL US FROM 503 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,900 THE BEGINNING WHAT HAPPENED? 504 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:26,667 I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I 505 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,067 WASN'T HERE. 506 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:28,833 THEN WHY ARE WE TALKING TO 507 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,067 YOU? 508 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,400 I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 509 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,133 WE WERE SLEEPING AND WE HEARD 510 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:34,800 SOME NOISES. 511 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,467 [ DOOR OPENS ] 512 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,100 AND... 513 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,733 DADDY! DADDY! 514 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:40,167 DADDY. 515 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,267 ARE YOU OKAY, JAZZY? 516 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:42,567 LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 517 00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,767 DADDY, IT WAS SO SCARY. 518 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,300 SOME DUDE CAME IN AND STOLE 519 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,300 THE TV. 520 00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:49,767 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN IF YOU 521 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,067 WERE HERE? 522 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,900 OKAY, I'VE GOT A DESCRIPTION 523 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:53,833 OF THE PERPETRATOR FROM YOUR 524 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,067 SON. 525 00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:55,867 WE'RE GOING TO DO EVERYTHING WE 526 00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:57,267 CAN TO RECOVER THE STOLEN ITEMS. 527 00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:59,767 BUT I WOULDN'T GET MY HOPES UP. 528 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,800 THIS IS A PRETTY CRIME-INFESTED 529 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,833 NEIGHBORHOOD AND WE'RE SCARED 530 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:04,867 TO COME HERE. 531 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,667 THANKS, I THINK. 532 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:13,533 CALVIN, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY 533 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:14,367 QUESTION. 534 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,567 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 535 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:16,933 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. 536 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,567 TELL THEM, COUSIN CALVIN. 537 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,800 NOW'S YOUR TIME. 538 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,767 I SWEAR, MA, I COULDN'T HAVE 539 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:23,333 BEEN GONE FOR OVER TWO MINUTES. 540 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,600 CALVIN, YOU LEFT THEM HERE 541 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,333 ALONE?! 542 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,367 I TRUSTED YOU, MAN. 543 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:28,200 C.J., I'M SORRY. 544 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,800 C.J., IF I HAD KNOWN THAT YOU 545 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,633 WERE LIVING UP IN HERE LIKE 546 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:32,500 THIS, YOU NEVER 547 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,300 WOULD'VE MOVED OUT. 548 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,400 SO YOU AND THESE CHILDREN ARE 549 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,300 MOVING BACK IN WITH US UNTIL 550 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,667 YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING BETTER. 551 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:40,333 BETTER? 552 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,100 BABY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 553 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:41,867 ABOUT? 554 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:42,800 AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS 555 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,067 PLACE. 556 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,167 JUST NEEDS A LITTLE PAINT. 557 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:47,500 ONE BAD APPLE. 558 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,467 THAT'S ALL IT IS. 559 00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:49,567 COME ON, CHILDREN, LET'S GO. 560 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:50,233 [ GUNFIRE ] 561 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,267 AAH! 562 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,100 [ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ] 563 00:15:58,933 --> 00:15:59,667 NO, JUST CLOSE THE 564 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,500 WINDOW. 565 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,867 JUST CLOSE THE WINDOW. 566 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:03,867 GET DOWN, YOU CRAZY WOMAN! 567 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:04,667 JUST CLOSE IT. 568 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,867 STOP SHOOTING! 569 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,133 STOP IT! 570 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,633 GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! 571 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,733 OH, MY GOODNESS. 572 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,100 IT'S A REAL COUCH. 573 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,767 CENTRAL AIR. 574 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,067 HEY, STOP BREATHING UP MY 575 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:24,800 COOL AIR! 576 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,900 CURTIS, BE NICE. 577 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,100 IT'S OKAY, AUNTIE ELLA, IF 578 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,733 UNCLE CURTIS IS A LITTLE GRUMPY. 579 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:31,533 BAAA! 580 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,433 AAH! 581 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,400 A REAL TV, A REAL TV. 582 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,833 GIVE ME THE REMOTE. 583 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:38,800 GIVE ME THE REMOTE. 584 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,100 GIVE ME THE REMOTE. 585 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,700 GIVE ME MY REMOTE. 586 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,267 THIS IS MY REMOTE FOR MY REAL 587 00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:45,900 TV. 588 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:46,733 AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU KIDS 589 00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:49,133 GO BACK IN THE ROOM SO AT LEAST 590 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,300 I CAN PRETEND LIKE I STILL GOT 591 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,667 MY PLACE TO MYSELF. 592 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,500 UNCLE CURTIS, THANKS FOR 593 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,600 LETTING US COME BACK, MAN. 594 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,767 I APPRECIATE IT. 595 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,700 NO PROBLEM, C.J. 596 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,933 EXCUSE ME. 597 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,833 DO NOT TALK FOR ME. 598 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,733 AS MATTER OF FACT, YOU GO FIND 599 00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:05,133 C.J.'s TV. 600 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,300 ALL RIGHT. 601 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,333 I'LL CHECK WITH PEANUT. 602 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,167 I'M SURE THE THIEF SOLD IT TO 603 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,233 HIM BY NOW. 604 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,667 EXCUSE ME. 605 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:19,500 WHY IS THERE A DISCO BALL, A 606 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,367 D.J. SYSTEM, AND A FIREMAN'S 607 00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,767 POLE IN MY ROOM? 608 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:25,967 BECAUSE I HAD BIG PLANS, 609 00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:27,767 LITTLE GIRL. 610 00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,800 I HAD BIG PLANS. 611 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,867 OKAY. 612 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:32,867 JUST GET THE STUFF OUT OF MY 613 00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:34,833 ROOM, ESPECIALLY THE FIREMAN'S 614 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:35,933 POLE. 615 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,533 WHAT'S UP, UNCLE CURTIS? 616 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,267 HEY, HEY, WHAT'S UP, NEPHEW? 617 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,433 OH, OKAY. 618 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,133 HARDWOOD FLOORS, SPACIOUS 619 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,633 KITCHEN. 620 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:52,400 OH, ARE YOU PLANNING ON 621 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400 DOING SOME REMODELING? 622 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,833 NO, NO. 623 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,733 I'M LOOKING FOR YOUR NEW PLACE. 624 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:57,633 UNCLE CURTIS, WE JUST MOVED 625 00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,067 IN YESTERDAY. 626 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,200 YEAH, AND IF I HURRY UP, YOU 627 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,667 CAN MOVE OUT BY TOMORROW. 628 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,367 AH, THAT'S TOO MUCH. 629 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,933 YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT. 630 00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:06,867 OKAY. 631 00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:08,433 OH, HERE WE GO. 632 00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:09,533 HERE WE GO. IT'S PERFECT. 633 00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:10,267 WHAT'S THAT? 634 00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:11,533 IT'S PERFECT. 635 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:12,400 I GOT YOU. 636 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,533 YOU KNOW YOUR UNCLE IS GONNA 637 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,267 LOOK OUT FOR YOU, BOY. 638 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,333 I'M GONNA LOOK OUT FOR YOU. 639 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,433 HELLO? 640 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,400 YES, IS THIS THE ROSWELL 641 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,500 CONVALESCENT HOME? 642 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:24,467 YEAH, YEAH, I WAS READING 643 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,467 THE PAPER THAT YOU HAVE -- 644 00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:26,133 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 645 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,733 A LIVE-IN MANAGER. 646 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,200 SHUT UP. 647 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,300 YEAH. 648 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,267 OH, OH, OKAY. 649 00:18:32,267 --> 00:18:33,800 CAN THEY HAVE KIDS? 650 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300 NO KIDS? 651 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,400 ARE PETS ALLOWED? 652 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,667 SHUT UP. 653 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:40,867 OKAY. OH, GOOD. GOOD. 654 00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:41,700 YOU ALLOW PETS. 655 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,867 HE HAS TWO. 656 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:46,467 GREAT. WE'LL COME BY. 657 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:49,900 OKAY. 658 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,100 AND YOUR CLOSING HOURS ARE? 659 00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:54,833 OKAY. WHY DO YOU CLOSE SO EARLY? 660 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,833 OKAY, YOU HAD A DEATH? 661 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:57,600 THEY ALWAYS GOT DEATHS. 662 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,867 IT'S OLD PEOPLE. 663 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:00,700 HE CAN HELP CARRY 664 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,533 THE BODIES. 665 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,133 HE'S YOUNG AND STRAPPING. 666 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,200 OKAY. 667 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,167 AND THE KIDS -- I MEAN, THE PETS 668 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,100 ARE STRONG, TOO. 669 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,133 HELLO? HELLO HELLO? 39764

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