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Malik: oh.
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Hey, jazmine.
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What's up?
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Don't mind me, okay?
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I'm not even here.
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Can't you color with more
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Flavor than that?
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Jazmine: what do you want me
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To do -- color with my feet?
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Malik: yeah. Can you?
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Jazmine: no!
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Now go away.
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I'm running low on crayons and
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Patience.
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Malik: come on, why y'all
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Giving me wack footage?
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My class is gonna go to sleep
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On this.
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Curtis: hey, baby, I ordered
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My pizza.
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Ella: okay.
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Malik: oh! Hey, uncle curtis.
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Um, could you go back out and
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Then come back in?
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And say the same line, but this
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Time, you know, project your
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Voice, okay?
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Just...
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Curtis: boy, if you don't get
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Away from me -- get off of me.
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Malik: uncle curtis, I'm not
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Even here, okay?
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I'm not here.
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Ooh.
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Why you always pushing me?
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Curtis: I didn't push you.
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You're not here, remember?
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Malik: I mean, how am I
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Supposed to do my homework if
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Y'all keep kicking me to the
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Curb?
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Curtis: it's easy.
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Just name it, "Malik payne gets
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Kicked to the curb."
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Baby, you got some cash?
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I ain't got no money on me.
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Ella: no.
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Curtis: that means I got to
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Go to the bank.
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I'll be back, getting my wallet.
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Malik: can I go with you to
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The bank?
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I can film you getting some
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Money.
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Curtis: no, I don't want your
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Classmates to know how rich we
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Are.
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Jazmine: [ laughs ]
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Ella: jazmine.
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Jazmine: uh...I mean, ha!
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My masterpiece is done.
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Ella: okay, curtis.
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Baby, why can't you just go down
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The street to the atm?
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Why do you have to go all the
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Way to the bank?
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Curtis: 'cause the atm only
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Dispenses $20s.
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Ella: curtis, just get a $20
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And stop being so cheap.
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Curtis: I'm not cheap, ella.
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I'm wise.
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If I get a $20, that means I got
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An extra $5.
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Ella: get this.
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Curtis: you see
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What I'm saying?
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If I got an extra $5,
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That means I got to get some
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Breadsticks.
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Ella: well!
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Curtis: then I got to get
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Hot wings.
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Huh?
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And if I get hot wings, I got to
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Get some soda pop to wash it
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Down.
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Ella: zoom in.
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Curtis: you hear me?
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So, that's why, if I do that,
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I'm gonna spend more than $20.
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Ella: yeah.
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Curtis: so, not only am I
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Saving money...
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Ella: take it up!
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Curtis: I'm saving...
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* calories *
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Yes!
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Ella: blam!
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Jazmine: well, if you ask me,
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You should have stopped taking
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Out $20s a long time ago.
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Ella: oh!
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Curtis: ha ha.
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* didn't nobody ask you *
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Curtis: how you doing, baby?
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Hold on.
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Hey, partner.
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Hey, what you doing, man?
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It's 5:59, doc.
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5:59, man.
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Come on.
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Come on, brother.
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Thank you, man.
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Where the short line?
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Short...
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Man, these lines are ridiculous!
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Curtis: hey, y'know, I forgot
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It was the first of the month.
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You know half the people in
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Here today ain't even got
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Checking accounts in this bank.
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Yeah, I know.
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I mean, what's wrong?
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Liquor store's not open today?
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Curtis: [ laughs ]
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That's a good one, man.
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That's a good one, that's funny.
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You got that wit.
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All right. Thank you, man.
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Curtis: oh, I'm curtis, by
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The way.
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Charles.
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Curtis: charles.
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Yeah, good to meet you.
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Yeah, same here, same here.
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Curtis: it taking so long,
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I'm probably gonna grow a beard
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By the time I get up to the
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Teller.
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Yeah, well, you know, first
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Of the month, it's always busy.
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That's why the banks are at
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Their highest cash capacity.
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They got to distribute all the
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Funds to these consumers.
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Curtis: oh, okay.
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How you know all that, man?
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You work for a bank or
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Something?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I just like the money.
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Curtis: I hear that.
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I like the money, too.
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I won't even go to an atm to get
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My money.
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No, I come right to the bank.
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I want to see the teller.
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I want her to look me in my
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Eyes, and I want to grab that
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Money.
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I want to know that she's doing
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It from her heart.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You know, I feel the same
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Way.
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I feel like I can get more if
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I'm dealing with a person one on
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One, face to face -- like the
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Sky's the limit.
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Curtis: that's what I'm
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Saying, baller.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Yeah, that's cool.
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Charles.
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Yeah, charles. That's right.
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That's right-- curtis.
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Curtis: yep, that's it.
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That's some nice gloves, man.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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Hey, I got these in italy.
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Curtis: ooh.
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Yeah.
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Curtis: oui, oui.
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[ laughs ]
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Yeah, okay.
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Curtis: you know what
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I'm saying?
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Ohh, boy.
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Hey, hey, come on, come on!
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Hey, call the manager out here.
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Got to be tripping.
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Closing up.
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Come on, brother!
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Help some people out, brother!
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Make no sense.
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They don't care.
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Curtis: nobody care about
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Nothing these days.
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That's why I can't stand what's
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Happening these days in society.
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Got to call my wife.
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See, I'm supposed to be back at
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The house.
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Hello.
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Ella?
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Hey, look here, baby.
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They over here closing up lines
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And stuff, baby.
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Take us a little longer than I
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Thought.
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Yeah.
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But the pizza man's there?
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Ask him if he'll take a credit
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Card.
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Then ask him if he'll take the
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Kids.
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Well, then tell the pizza man
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To come on down here and tell
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Him to bring the delivery over
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Here at the bank.
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You don't know unless you ask
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Him, baby.
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It's still a delivery.
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Well, thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Just have him bring the pizza
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Here.
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Yeah. Is he coming?
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Curtis: yeah, he's coming
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Down-- I hope he do.
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If he want a tip, he'll come.
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It's a good thing you got it
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Coming.
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We're gonna need it later.
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Curtis: know we gonna need
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It.
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Gonna be here for a while.
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Yes, we are.
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Curtis: ooh.
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Calvin: hey, little bit.
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What's up, big dog?
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Jazmine: well, nothing much.
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Malik's filming cookies while
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They bake because he's a moron.
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Malik: shut up.
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I mean, there's nothing else to
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Do.
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This has to be the most boring
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Family on earth.
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Calvin: what are you talking
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About?
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Our family is a walking reality
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Show.
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How much tape you got?
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Malik: plenty.
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Calvin: start rolling.
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Quiet on set.
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And...Action.
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Hey, c.J.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you.
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Jessica called.
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She said you left your jacket
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Last night.
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Nicole: who -- who is
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Jessica?
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C.J.: I don't know anybody
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Named jessica.
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Nicole: and wait.
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Didn't you tell me you were
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Working last night?
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C.J.: I was.
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Nicole: well, then how come I
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Couldn't reach you?
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C.J.: I was probably putting
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Out a fire.
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Nicole: yeah, I bet you were.
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So, was jessica hot?
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C.J.: I don't know anybody
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Named jessica.
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Nicole: c.J., lying only
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Makes it worse.
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C.J.: I'm not lying.
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Nicole: okay, you know what?
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You can call me when you are
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Ready to tell me the truth.
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C.J.: nicole.
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Nicole: no, you're lying.
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C.J.: I'm not lying.
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I don't know anybody named
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Jessica.
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Calvin: and cut.
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Did you get that?
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Malik: yes.
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Man, that was great.
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Jazmine: cousin calvin, you
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Are the man.
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Man, how come I didn't think
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Of that?
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I could have gotten rid of her
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A long time ago.
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Calvin: ooh, can I see it?
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Curtis: man, you telling me
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You can get 6% on a cd on this
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Account?
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Yeah. But tell you what.
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That ain't nothing.
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I can get 100%.
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Curtis: get out of here, man.
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You can't get no 100%.
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You got to let me in on that
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Deal, charles.
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I tell you what, just give me
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A second, and I'll show you how.
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Curtis: okay. All right.
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Talking about you don't work in
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No bank.
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Oh, I don't.
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I don't. I don't.
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Okay, brake yourself!
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This is a holdup!
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Curtis: oh, damn.
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Oh, damn, move out the way.
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What the hell are you doing,
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Man?
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Get your -- get up and do your
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Job!
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What's happening, man?
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All right, come on, wimpy,
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Give me the gun.
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Come on, get it out.
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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
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Give me that thing.
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Don't know what to do with it,
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Anyway.
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All right. Here we go.
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Curtis: why'd you have to let
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Me in, man?
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All right, everybody, in case
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You haven't noticed, this is a
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Robbery, all right?
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So what I'd like for you to do
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Right now is slowly take out
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Your wallets, take off your
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Jewelry, and put them in this
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Bag, okay?
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Now, here we go.
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Whoa, whoa, curtis, curtis, not
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You, man, you cool.
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Curtis: oh, okay.
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Good-looking.
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Good-looking, man.
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Good-looking.
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As a matter of fact, curtis,
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Take this bag for me.
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Curtis: o-okay.
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All right.
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Now, everybody, this is my
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Man curtis.
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Introduce yourself.
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Curtis: uh...
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Hey, everybody.
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I'm -- I'm curtis, and, uh, this
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Is not my doing.
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I'm -- I'm not a part of this.
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Just so they know...
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Yeah, yeah.
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...That I'm not a part of it.
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Okay, that's enough.
371
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Now, curtis -- he's gonna walk
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Around.
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He's gonna collect all your
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Stuff, okay?
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So do me a favor.
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Give my man some respect.
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Curtis: okay.
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Okay.
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Put your badge in there.
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The only thing you can do?
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Come on, put your stuff in, man.
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Come on.
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If we do this quick, we can get
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Up out of here.
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Big as you is?
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Why don't you get up and rush
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Him from the back or something?
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Okay, if you had that shaking
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Condition before you got here,
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You need to take something for
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That.
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That was good.
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That was good.
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Curtis: put everything.
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Come on, lady.
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Come on, mrs. Bush. Come on.
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Don't look at me like that.
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This is not my fault.
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You know this is that man.
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I think she got money, too.
401
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Yeah, yeah, get the money.
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Curtis: put the money in the
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Bag, come on!
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You see she --
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Whoa, whoa.
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What you got?
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Curtis: let's see.
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I think we got some goodies.
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Hold on, let me see, let me
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See, let me see.
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Curtis: ooh, look.
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Oh, check it -- oh.
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Sorry. Um...
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Curtis: watch that, man.
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Ooh, sorry.
416
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Curtis: you got to watch
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Where you point them things.
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It's -- oh, okay.
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Curtis: we good?
420
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I think we're good.
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00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:06,567
Malik: oh, come on.
422
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Y'all are like a do-nothing
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Posse.
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Oh, hey, you're back.
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00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:10,967
C.J.: hey, don't start that
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Mess, boy.
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We just made up.
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Nicole: yeah, calvin.
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Thanks for calling and
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Explaining.
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Calvin: no problem, nicole.
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I just had to get the boy some
433
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Footage.
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Nicole: uh-huh.
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C.J.: well, if you do it
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Again, I'm gonna give you some
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Size-10 footage.
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Ella: oh, look. Oh, look.
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Breaking news.
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We have just received a
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Report that there is a robbery
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In progress at the peachtree
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Financial bank on lakeview.
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Calvin: isn't that where pops
445
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Went?
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Ella: yes, it is.
447
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We have a phone video feed
448
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From a cell phone belonging to
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One of the hostages inside the
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Bank.
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Here we can see the alleged
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Perpetrator collecting valuables
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From the customers.
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Jazmine: that's uncle curtis!
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Malik: oh, I got to get this.
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Nicole: why is your uncle
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Robbing a bank?
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C.J.: I got no idea.
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He crazy.
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Ella: there has to be an
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Explanation for this.
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We do not know at this time
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If he is working alone or if
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There are others involved, but
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He is suspected to be armed and
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Dangerous.
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Jazmine: all of this for some
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Pizza.
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Malik: I guess he wanted some
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Wings, too.
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Calvin: I am so there.
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Malik: oh, me too.
473
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,733
Ella: in your dreams, malik.
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00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:03,867
You stay here with your daddy.
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00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:04,800
Calvin and I are going down
476
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:05,533
Here.
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00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:06,400
Calvin: c.J., we'll call you
478
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,033
When we get there.
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00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,633
[ indistinct shouting ]
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00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:09,600
Ella: wait!
481
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,400
What the --
482
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,467
C.J.: hell is going on?
483
00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:17,000
Ella: how in the world do
484
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,400
They know where we live?
485
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,200
Here we have
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Claretha jenkins, who says
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00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:21,800
She -- what -- what are you
488
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,433
Doing, lady?
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00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,400
Claretha: that's right.
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00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,767
This is claretha jenkins
491
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Coming to you live from the
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Claretha news network.
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00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,433
I'm standing here in front of
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The house of curtis payne, the
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00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:33,100
Same man who is currently
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00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,100
Robbing the peachtree financial
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00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,500
Bank.
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00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,400
He's my best friend's husband.
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00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,567
So to protect her identity, I
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00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,667
Won't say her name, although I
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00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,800
Will say he is the chief of the
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Local engine company, and it
503
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Looks like he has finally lost
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00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,700
It.
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You know, he's been having
506
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Problems.
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00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,767
Between you and me, I think his
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Problems started when his
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Nephew's crack-addicted wife
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Burned down their house and he
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And the two children had to move
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In with him.
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[ cell phone rings ]
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00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:01,833
Hello?
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00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:02,733
Ella: claretha!
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00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:03,833
Claretha: oh, hey, ella.
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00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:04,900
Ella: claretha!
518
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:05,767
Claretha: what?
519
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:06,600
Ella: what are you doing?
520
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,433
Claretha: because I didn't
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00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,200
Want all those trucks and
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00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,267
Cameras in front of my house.
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00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:10,167
Ella: don't you say my name!
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00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,067
Claretha: oh, don't worry.
525
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,567
I won't say your name, ella.
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00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,467
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an
527
00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:18,400
Exclusive.
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00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,067
On the phone with me right now
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00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:21,967
Is the wife of the perpetrator.
530
00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:23,167
Ella, I'm gonna put you on
531
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,233
Speakerphone.
532
00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,333
Say hello to the people, ella.
533
00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:29,167
Hello? Ella?
534
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,133
Sorry, atlanta.
535
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,567
The call must have dropped.
536
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:32,867
Back to you in the studio.
537
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,100
[ telephone ringing ]
538
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:36,900
Curtis, would you go grab
539
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:37,933
That, please?
540
00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:39,067
Curtis: uh, I really don't
541
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,267
Want to get that phone, man.
542
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,100
Oh, come on, curtis, would
543
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:41,967
You stop slacking on the job and
544
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,067
Go answer the phone?
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00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,100
Curtis: a-all right, charles.
546
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,367
I-I'll go get it.
547
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,267
[ siren wails ]
548
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,067
Excuse me.
549
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,600
Excuse me.
550
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,700
Excuse me.
551
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,833
Excuse me.
552
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:55,500
Excuse me.
553
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,067
And put it on speaker.
554
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,633
Curtis: all right. All right.
555
00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:00,133
Speakerphone.
556
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,700
Uh...H-hello?
557
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,267
Hello? Who's speaking?
558
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,267
Hello.
559
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,767
This is sam carlson.
560
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,433
I'm the hostage negotiator.
561
00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:09,300
I need to know what's going on
562
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,200
In there.
563
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,567
Curtis: uh, um...
564
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:14,300
It's -- okay. Um...
565
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,267
Oh, uh, the bank getting robbed.
566
00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:18,067
Would you like to leave a
567
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:18,833
Message?
568
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,433
Just tell us what you want.
569
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:25,833
Curtis: I-I just want a
570
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:27,333
Pizza.
571
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,300
Sure. Okay.
572
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,667
We can make that happen.
573
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,633
What else?
574
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,600
Curtis: uh, with pepperoni --
575
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,400
Pepperoni and sausage.
576
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,933
What else?
577
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:37,367
Curtis: and extra cheese.
578
00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:38,167
Curtis!
579
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,300
Can you get a side salad?
580
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,100
I can't do pizza.
581
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:40,867
The cheese, you know, does
582
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:41,633
Something to my stomach.
583
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:42,433
You don't want to be around.
584
00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:43,267
Curtis: lactose intolerant?
585
00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:44,167
Mm-hmm, that's it.
586
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:44,967
Curtis: we need a side of
587
00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:47,300
Salad, please, with, uh, italian
588
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,100
Dressing.
589
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:48,967
Italian dressing?
590
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:49,800
Italian dressing's good.
591
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,067
Curtis: go with the gloves.
592
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,133
Italian dressing, please, with
593
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:53,300
The salad on the side.
594
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,133
All right. Okay.
595
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,200
Now I need you to do something
596
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,400
For me.
597
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,767
I want a hostage.
598
00:12:58,767 --> 00:12:59,733
Curtis: oh! Okay.
599
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:00,833
All right, hold on, sam.
600
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:01,600
I'm gonna come right out.
601
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,333
Whoa, whoa.
602
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,133
No, no, no, no, no, curtis.
603
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:03,867
I need you.
604
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:04,900
Come on, stay.
605
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,367
Curtis: hey. Uh, look here.
606
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,067
I can't -- I can't leave.
607
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,133
Charles said I got to stay.
608
00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,733
So I got to stay.
609
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:14,467
Curtis!
610
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:15,600
Curtis, curtis, curtis!
611
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,367
Curtis: what happened?
612
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,200
What happened? What happened?
613
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:17,967
What -- what's the matter,
614
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:18,533
Charles?
615
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,733
You just said my name.
616
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:20,733
Now I'm gonna have to kill you.
617
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,233
[ shouting ]
618
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,100
Curtis: no, I didn't say your
619
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,200
Name, no.
620
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,067
I didn't say your name, man.
621
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,600
Hold on. Hey. Hey, sam.
622
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,467
Hey, look here.
623
00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:29,300
I got to holla at my man, but
624
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,067
I'm gonna call you back,
625
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:30,800
All right?
626
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,733
Okay.
627
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,067
I'll be back in touch with you.
628
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,533
Curtis: okay.
629
00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,233
[ whimpers ]
630
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,100
Oh, god! God, no!
631
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,067
C.J.: what is malik doing on
632
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:44,700
Tv?
633
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,933
Malik: okay, so, I'm here
634
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,067
With claretha jenkins.
635
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,067
Hello.
636
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,500
Um, do you think uncle curtis'
637
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,167
Problems pushed him over the
638
00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,267
Edge?
639
00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:53,433
Claretha: well, I don't want
640
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,067
To say yes, but I don't want to
641
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:55,800
Say no, either.
642
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:57,767
Oh, malik, we should have all
643
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,333
Seen this coming.
644
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,700
But don't you worry.
645
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,433
I'm gonna call everyone I know,
646
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:03,333
And we're gonna get you and
647
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,533
Your family lifted up in prayer.
648
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:06,467
Ella: malik, get your butt
649
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:07,600
Back in this house!
650
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:13,967
Get in here.
651
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,067
Reporter, get! No!
652
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,133
I'm not a reporter.
653
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,300
I'm sam carlson, hostage
654
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,433
Negotiator.
655
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,167
I need to ask you a few
656
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:20,800
Questions.
657
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,467
Ella: okay.
658
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:22,333
Could I come inside, please?
659
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,200
Ella: yes, yes, you can, sir.
660
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,100
Yes. Please come on in.
661
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:24,900
Have a seat.
662
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,233
Thank you.
663
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:29,067
Ma'am, is your husband
664
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:30,067
A violent man?
665
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:30,833
Calvin: only when he misses
666
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,100
Lunch.
667
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,067
Ella: would you please?
668
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,633
Ma'am, I want you to talk to
669
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,067
Your husband, find out why he's
670
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,133
Robbing the bank.
671
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,367
He can't just be hungry.
672
00:14:38,367 --> 00:14:39,133
C.J.: you don't know my
673
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,067
Uncle.
674
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,200
Let me get him on the phone.
675
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,267
Yeah. This is carlson.
676
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:46,600
Yeah, patch me through.
677
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,500
That's right.
678
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,800
I want to talk to the main perp.
679
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,600
We have your husband on the
680
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,300
Phone, ma'am.
681
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,400
Ella: thank you.
682
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,667
Okay. Hello? Hello?
683
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,700
Curtis.
684
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,867
Honey, what -- what are you
685
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:55,933
Doing?
686
00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:57,633
Curtis: eating pizza.
687
00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,267
Ella: eating pizza.
688
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:01,667
But, curtis, honey, they -- they
689
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:02,800
Think that you are a bank
690
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,667
Robber.
691
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,067
People think you have snapped!
692
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,300
Honey...
693
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,400
You didn't snap, did you?
694
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,267
Curtis: no, I ain't snapped.
695
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,333
I ain't snapped.
696
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,167
What you talking -- do people
697
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,100
Out there -- they think -- they
698
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,200
Think I'm robbing the bank?
699
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:18,300
All right.
700
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,100
Let me call you back.
701
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,067
Let me call you back.
702
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,067
Hey, charles, let me holla at
703
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,233
You real quick.
704
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,567
Uh, listen, first of all, man, I
705
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:33,900
Just want to thank you for not
706
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,933
Killing me.
707
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,067
I really appreciate that, man.
708
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:37,067
Oh, man, you bet. You bet.
709
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:37,867
I like you.
710
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:38,667
Curtis: you good peoples,
711
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,533
Too.
712
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,100
Uh, so, look here.
713
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,233
I was talking to my wife, and
714
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,433
The people out there -- they
715
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:45,600
Think I'm in charge of all this.
716
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,800
I hear you, man.
717
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,567
So that was your wifey on
718
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,233
The phone?
719
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,267
Curtis: yeah. Yeah.
720
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,100
Oh, and she -- you don't want
721
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,700
Her to come down here.
722
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,667
She gangsta hood.
723
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,533
[ grunts ]
724
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:54,733
She like that.
725
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,567
I know how you're feeling.
726
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:56,533
Yeah, my wife, she can get crazy
727
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:57,733
Sometimes.
728
00:15:57,733 --> 00:16:00,467
Pow pow pow pow pow! Two guns.
729
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,867
Curtis: okay, uh --
730
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:04,233
Your wife know you do this?
731
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:04,933
Oh, yeah.
732
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:05,900
Sometimes she helps, you know?
733
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,800
They say the family that steals
734
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,767
Together eats their meals
735
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,633
Together.
736
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:10,533
Curtis: okay, I never read
737
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,400
It, but you know.
738
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,167
Yeah.
739
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:12,967
Curtis: I done read only
740
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:13,833
About four pages.
741
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:14,700
I tell you what.
742
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,067
I like you, though, you know?
743
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,233
So, uh...
744
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,400
I think I'm gonna let you go.
745
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,267
Curtis: get out of here, man!
746
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:20,067
But I tell you what.
747
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:20,667
Curtis: what?
748
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:21,500
You snitch, I'll find you.
749
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,133
Curtis: snitch?
750
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,233
What you talking about, man?
751
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,433
Don't you be calling me no
752
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,200
Snitch!
753
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,700
[ laughs ]
754
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:27,833
What a -- I don't snitch, man.
755
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:28,733
I ain't saying a word.
756
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:29,500
All right, all right.
757
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,333
Curtis: I'm like lil' kim.
758
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,333
I'll stay true to the game,
759
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,067
Baby.
760
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:32,733
All right, curtis.
761
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:33,400
All right, curtis.
762
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,200
You can go, man. You can go.
763
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,067
Curtis: I'm gonna go before
764
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,067
You change your mind.
765
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:36,800
Curtis.
766
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,533
Curtis: what?
767
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,933
Leave the money.
768
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,733
[ laughs ]
769
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,967
I had the money.
770
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,200
I didn't even know I had it.
771
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,733
It was subliminal.
772
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:47,300
Okay, but, if you don't mind,
773
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,433
I'd just like to get a $20
774
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,700
Because -- just in case my
775
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,833
Wife -- she may not --
776
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:51,533
Yeah, yeah.
777
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:52,267
Well, that's all right.
778
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:52,967
You earned your keep.
779
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:53,567
That's okay.
780
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,367
Curtis: okay? Thank you.
781
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,200
You take that.
782
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,433
You a good christian man.
783
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,600
I appreciate that.
784
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,467
Testify.
785
00:16:58,467 --> 00:16:59,733
Pay your tithe, now.
786
00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,367
Curtis: okay. Okay.
787
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,600
Hey, look here.
788
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,200
You good people, look here.
789
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,233
Y'all go ahead on.
790
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,200
Y'all eat up.
791
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:09,700
It's all good.
792
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,867
It's all good.
793
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,100
Y'all eat that and everything.
794
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,067
A-a-and look here.
795
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,067
I'm gonna pray for you, and we
796
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,600
Gonna come get you.
797
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,467
We'll come back and get you.
798
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:17,667
Don't let him scare you.
799
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,933
He -- he a pussycat.
800
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,200
Hey!
801
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,867
Curtis: I'm sorry.
802
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:25,933
Get my pizza.
803
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:29,933
H-hold on! Hold on!
804
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,067
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
805
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:34,633
Malik: I got a "B" on my
806
00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:35,267
Project.
807
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,233
C.J.: oh, that's good, son.
808
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,167
That's real good.
809
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:37,967
Malik: my teacher said I
810
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:38,867
Would have got an "A" if
811
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:39,700
Uncle curtis would have got
812
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,167
Hurt.
813
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,233
Curtis: I'm so sorry I didn't
814
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,067
Get a cap busted in my behind
815
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,333
For you, malik.
816
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,700
Malik: it's okay.
817
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,067
But the footage of you stealing
818
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,967
That jewelry from the hostages?
819
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,333
Man, that was priceless.
820
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,300
Curtis: shut up.
821
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:54,867
There's charles.
822
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:55,700
That's the guy from the bank,
823
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,333
Babe.
824
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,367
Put it up, put it up, put it up.
825
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,567
C.J.: that's him right there?
826
00:17:58,567 --> 00:17:59,467
...Was apprehended earlier
827
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,567
Today in connection with the
828
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:01,900
Robbery at peachtree financial
829
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,967
Bank.
830
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:04,067
Upon questioning, martin
831
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,067
Revealed that the mastermind
832
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,067
Behind the entire operation was
833
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:07,767
This man...
834
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,233
[ laughter ]
835
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:10,667
Jazmine: uncle curtis, that's
836
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,067
A picture of you.
837
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,367
Curtis: what the hell?
838
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,500
...Curtis "Pizza man" payne.
839
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,133
C.J.: the pizza man!
840
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,633
Ella: that's not funny.
841
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:19,467
Jazmine: that's funny.
842
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,300
Allegedly, payne escaped by
843
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,900
Disguising himself as a hostage.
844
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,933
Now, if you have any information
845
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,467
Regarding this man, please call
846
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,833
The number on your screen.
847
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,467
A reward is being offered.
848
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:28,433
Ella: calvin, put that phone
849
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,367
Down.
850
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,867
[ telephone rings ]
851
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,200
Curtis: yello?
852
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,067
Who is this?
853
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,300
Bruce?
854
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,533
How'd you get my number?
855
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,900
Look, I have been cleared of all
856
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,433
Charges.
857
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,300
No, I'm not coming down to the
858
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,367
Jail!
859
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,500
Tell charles to quit giving out
860
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,967
My number as an accomplice for
861
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,733
Hire!
862
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:56,700
And stop calling me the pizza
863
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,800
Man!
864
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:01,733
Well, what's it pay?
865
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:04,833
Never mind.
866
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:05,767
My wife would kill me.
867
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:08,800
No! Bye!
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