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C.J.: hello, nicole.
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Hey.
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Yeah -- c.J.
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Yeah, listen -- there's this
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Great jazz trio from chicago
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Playing tonight.
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You want to go?
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Okay, yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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So, I'll pick you up around
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7:00?
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Okay, bye.
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Jazmine: ohh!
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C.J.: what's up?
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Jazmine: man, dad, I hate
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Fractions!
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You have to help me.
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I have a test tomorrow, and I
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Don't even know this stuff.
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Ah! See?
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Listen to this.
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"Marsha has seven cookies.
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She gives half a cookie to each
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Andrew, minnie, and simon.
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How many cookies does she have
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Left?"
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Hello?
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Earth to daddy!
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C.J.: oh, I'm sorry, baby.
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I was thinking about something.
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Now, can you repeat the question
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Again?
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Jazmine: [ sighs ]
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"There are seven cookies.
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Marsha gives half a cookie to
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Each andrew, minnie, a--
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C.J.: wait, wait, wait.
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Why is she only giving them half
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A cookie?
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Jazmine: that's what I asked.
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But ms. Giles said that had
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Nothing to do with it.
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C.J.: okay, so...
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Minnie and mickey are giving
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Three kids half a cookie each?
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Jazmine: no -- marsha.
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C.J.: I'm sorry, baby.
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Can you repeat the question
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Again?
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Jazmine: daddy...
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Should I just do 7 minus 1/2
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Minus 1/2 minus 1/2?
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What do you think?
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C.J.: black suit!
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I'm gonna rock the black suit.
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It's gonna be fly.
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Jazmine: dad!
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C.J.: I'm sorry, baby.
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Yeah, of course.
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You can have some cookies.
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Man.
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You ain't got to keep talking
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About it.
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Put that black suit on.
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She ain't even gonna be able to
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Resist me.
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She's gonna be like, "You look
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Good."
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Jazmine: sometimes I just
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Feel invisible.
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C.J.: hey, cally cal.
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What's up, baby?
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Ah, my favorite cousin.
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What's going on, man?
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How are you?
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Everything good?
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Calvin: yeah.
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C.J.: I need a favor, man.
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I got a date with nicole
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Tonight, and since aunt ella and
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Uncle curtis done snuck off to
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That hotel in savannah again, I
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Need you to watch the kids for
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Me.
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Calvin: I'm busy.
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C.J.: 50 bucks?
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Calvin: no problem.
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Nicole sounds hot anyway.
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I mean -- well, you know.
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Seems very nice.
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C.J.: yeah, I like her a lot.
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And I'm glad uncle curtis ain't
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Gonna be here, 'cause I know
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Exactly what he would say.
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Calvin: what's that?
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C.J.: I'm fooling myself.
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I'm just a fireman, you know
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What I mean?
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What am I doing dating a woman
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Like that?
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Nicole -- she all educated and
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Everything.
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Calvin: well, actually --
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C.J.: I know exactly what he
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Would say, 'cause you know he
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Ain't fair!
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He'd be like, "C.J., I hope you
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Got some money for that date."
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Calvin: well, I don't think
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He would go that far.
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C.J.: no, he would!
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And then I would say,
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"Uncle c., you ain't got to
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Worry about me.
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'cause I still got money to move
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Up.
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I'm saving up all the time."
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And then he would say, "I hope
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So.
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I hope so, c.J., 'cause a woman
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Like that don't want to be
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Dating no man that's living with
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His aunt and his uncle."
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Calvin: c.J.
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C.J.: and then I would say,
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"You know what, uncle c.?
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It ain't my fault that the house
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Burned down!"
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And then he would be like,
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"C.J., it is your fault, 'cause
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You married a crackhead!"
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I don't believe he said that to
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Me!
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You believe he talk to me like
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That?! Oh, man!
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I got to get some air.
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Calvin: okay.
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C.J.: jazmine, stop throwing
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That paper on the floor.
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Pick that up.
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Jazmine: sorry, dad.
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It's just that I just can't get
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It right.
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C.J.: well, malik is here to
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Help you study.
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I got to go get my suit from the
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Cleaners.
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Jazmine: dad, malik?
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This boy right here?
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Dad, I can do bad all by myself.
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C.J.: malik probably knows
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More about fractions than I do.
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Malik: plus dad paid me 10
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Bucks.
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C.J.: cousin calvin is
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Upstairs.
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He's gonna babysit, all right?
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So y'all behave.
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No more throwing paper on the
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Floor, jazmine.
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Malik: okay.
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What's gonna be on this test?
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Jazmine: well, it's all about
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Fractions.
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Like 1/2 - 1/4 =...
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I have no idea.
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Malik: okay.
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Now, this is a whole carrot.
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If I break it, that's a half a
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Carrot.
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If I break it again, that's a
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1/2 and a 1/2, which equals 1/4.
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Jazmine: okay.
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Malik: so, 1/2 subtracts 1/4
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Leaves you...
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Jazmine: hmm.
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Ooh!
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I know! I know!
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Malik: okay.
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Jazmine: a small carrot.
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Malik: no.
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Do you have four pencils?
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Jazmine: mm-hmm.
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Here you go.
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Malik: okay.
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So, you and tiffany go to a
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Store to buy pencils.
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Jazmine: okay.
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Malik: here, tiffany.
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Here's your half.
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And this is your half, jazmine.
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Jazmine: hmm.
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She would have wanted the pink
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Ones.
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Malik: focus.
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So, tiffany gives her brother
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Desmond a pencil.
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Jazmine: [ scoffs ]
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Man, desmond gets on my nerves.
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He always wants what tiffany
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Has.
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Malik: concentrate!
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Okay, now, this is 1/2 and 1/4.
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Jazmine: okay.
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Malik: 1/2 - 1/4 =...
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Jazmine: you tell me.
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I mean, isn't that what dad paid
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You for?
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Malik: [ scoffs ]
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You know what?
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I'm out of carrots, you're out
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Of pencils, and you're just not
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Getting it.
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I'm just gonna sit here and play
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My video game.
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Man.
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Jazmine: daddy paid you to
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Help me.
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Malik: forget it, jazmine.
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You're gonna fail.
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Jazmine: well, what am I
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Supposed to do?
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Malik: be creative.
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Write the answers on your arm
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And wear a long-sleeved t-shirt.
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Jazmine: isn't that cheating?
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Malik: only if you get
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Caught.
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C.J.: suavecito!
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Bart: ooh!
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C.J.: papacito!
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Bart: hey, hey!
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Player, player!
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Angel: bart, it's playah,
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Playah.
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Keenan: mmm! Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Dang, c.J.
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Angel: papito, está bien
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Bueno.
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Keenan: if I was a girl --
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C.J.: hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Don't play with me like that.
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I do not play like that.
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[ all chuckling ]
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Where's calvin and the kids?
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Angel: they're at the movies.
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C.J.: oh, okay.
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Angel: how you feeling?
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C.J.: phew!
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Tell you the truth, I'm a little
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Nervous.
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Keenan: man, you'll be fine.
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But if you really want to hit it
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Off, you got to pretend you
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Don't want her.
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Bart: or be scared of her
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Like keenan is with his woman
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Kim.
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Keenan: at least I have a
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Woman.
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Angel: are you kidding?
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Don't even listen to these two,
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C.J.
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I say you should just follow
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Nicole's lead.
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C.J.: I appreciate all the
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Advice, really, but I think I
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Can handle this myself.
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Keenan: yeah?
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Were you by yourself when that
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Tree limb feel and calvin pushed
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You out of the way?
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Angel: yeah, or when we all
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Talked that guy off of the
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Bridge?
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Bart: or when you got your
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Tie caught in that paper
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Shredder and it was -- oh, wait.
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That was me.
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Keenan: anyway, the point is,
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We got your back, c.J.
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Here -- wear this chain for
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Luck.
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I wore this the night I met kim.
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Bart: it still didn't keep
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The vampires away.
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Angel: yeah, you still
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Married her.
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Keenan: [ hissing ]
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Bart: [ chuckling ]
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Hey, c.J., here.
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My dad gave me this the night I
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Graduated high school.
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I never had a use for it, but I
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Want you to have it now.
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C.J.: a condom?
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Bart: mm-hmm.
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C.J.: and you had this since
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You were in high school?
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Bart: yeah.
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Angel: bart, you do know what
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It's for, right?
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Bart: of course!
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Why?
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Do you think it's expired?
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Keenan: yes, like your sex
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Life.
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C.J.: look, guys, I really
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Appreciate all the help.
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It's all real nice -- and the
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1962 condom -- but I think I can
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Do this all by myself.
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Nicole awaits.
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Holler!
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Angel: ooh!
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Bart: whoa!
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Yeah! Oh, yeah!
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That's it!
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C.J.: wow, this is a great
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Night.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it was perfect.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for inviting me back
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Here, and thank you for the
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Concert.
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C.J.: yeah, the trumpet
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Player was --
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He was amazing.
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C.J.: yeah, he was amazing.
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He was...Not as amazing as you
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Are.
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[ chuckles ]
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Mmm.
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[ both chuckling ]
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C.J.: we should go inside.
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Um, no.
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C.J.: no?
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Um...
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C.J.: should we just go right
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Here?
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This is kind of freaky, but...
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How do I say this?
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Okay.
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You are welcome into my kitchen,
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But you can't get near my oven.
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C.J.: ain't nobody in the
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Kitchen or the living room or
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Nothing.
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We could just go right in.
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Oh!
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Oh, I get it.
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Let me ask you...
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Is that because -- 'cause this
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Is our first date?
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Because my mitts are too hot?
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Well, your mitts are hot,
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Which I like.
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C.J.: you like it?
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But it could be our 10th
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Date, and I still wouldn't let
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You near my oven.
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C.J.: okay, I don't really
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Know what you're talking about,
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But I'm getting kind of hungry.
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[ both laugh ]
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Okay, basically, it's not
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Gonna happen.
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C.J.: I'll wait as long as
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You want me to wait.
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I'll wait.
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I'm celibate.
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C.J.: [ chuckles ]
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You said you want to celebrate?
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I'm not having sex until I'm
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Married.
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C.J.: 'cause that's funny.
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[ telephone rings ]
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Calvin: engine company 5.
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Uh, no, he's not, but I'm his
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Cousin.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, I see.
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Her math test?
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She wrote the answers on her
386
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Arm?
387
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Of course.
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I'll make sure her father knows.
389
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Mm-hmm.
390
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Yes.
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Okay, thank you.
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Malik: what did she do?
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Calvin: she cheated on her
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Math test.
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Malik: why would she do such
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A thing?
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I am ashamed of her.
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Calvin: what should I do?
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Malik: you know what?
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Act like auntie ella.
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She knows what to do.
402
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Calvin: auntie ella,
403
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Auntie ella...
404
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Okay.
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Jazmine!
406
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Jazmine sierra payne!
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Hoo!
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Malik: whatever you do, do
409
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Not name names.
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Calvin: okay, jazmine, I just
411
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Got off the phone with your
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Teacher.
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00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,633
Can I see your arm, please?
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Uh, the other arm.
415
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Little girl, why in the world
416
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Would you do such a thing?
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Jazmine: I don't know.
418
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I-I didn't do that.
419
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Calvin: jazmine, I'm very
420
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Disappointed in you.
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If you cheat, how do you expect
422
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To be a teacher or a scientist
423
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Or the president?
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Jazmine: uh, well...
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From what I hear about the
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President --
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Calvin: that's enough!
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Go to your room.
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Jazmine: we're in the
430
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Firehouse.
431
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Calvin: well, go upstairs
432
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Until I think of what to do with
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You.
434
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:37,367
Jazmine: that's good,
435
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Cousin calvin.
436
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It's like auntie ella was really
437
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,733
Here.
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00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,733
Calvin: that was good, huh?
439
00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:45,067
Uh, jazmine, wait.
440
00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,667
Sit down.
441
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,633
Now, seriously, you can't cheat.
442
00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:56,400
If you do, you'll never learn
443
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Anything, and you'll end up in
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College for seven years.
445
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Trust me.
446
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,667
Malik: how do you know that,
447
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,433
Cousin calvin?
448
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,067
Calvin: oh, you got jokes.
449
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,067
Cj: little girl, we just need
450
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To go over this one more time.
451
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,100
So, you're saying that cheating
452
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,667
On your math test was all your
453
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,367
Idea?
454
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Jazmine: mm-hmm.
455
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,733
C.J.: uh-huh.
456
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:23,200
And writing all the answers on
457
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Your arm -- you thought of that
458
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All by yourself?
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Jazmine: yes, sir.
460
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C.J.: jazmine...
461
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,067
Your story is not adding up.
462
00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,067
Jazmine: and neither is my
463
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Math.
464
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Maybe you should have stayed
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Home and actually helped me.
466
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,900
C.J.: are you getting sassy?
467
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,267
Hey.
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00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,633
Jazmine.
469
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:46,800
Mr. Payne, malik.
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C.J.: have a seat.
471
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Thanks.
472
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,367
Jazmine, I heard about your math
473
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Test.
474
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,333
I thought I'd come over and talk
475
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With you and your dad.
476
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,500
C.J.: yeah, we were just
477
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Talking about that.
478
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,367
Yeah.
479
00:12:58,367 --> 00:12:59,767
You need to be having a lot of
480
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Trouble with your math to try
481
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:01,867
And cheat like that.
482
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,300
Jazmine: yeah.
483
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,067
I tried to get some help.
484
00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:09,933
Maybe you could meet with a
485
00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:12,067
Math tutor -- you know, someone
486
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,200
Who could help you with
487
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Whatever's confusing you.
488
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Jazmine: yeah.
489
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Maybe I need someone who
490
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Actually knows math.
491
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,967
C.J.: what?
492
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,467
Jazmine: nothing.
493
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:24,467
You were saying?
494
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,067
Yes.
495
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,067
Mr. Payne, our high-school math
496
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,700
Club has a tutoring program at
497
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,733
The school.
498
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:31,967
I can get you the number.
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00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:33,567
C.J.: okay.
500
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:34,667
Sounds like a plan.
501
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,400
That'll work for you, huh?
502
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,633
Okay, so why don't you guys go
503
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On upstairs so that I can talk
504
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,867
To nicole?
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Jazmine: nicole?!
506
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,167
Oh, so it's like that.
507
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,200
C.J.: miss jameson.
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00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,733
Excuse me.
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00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,100
Jazmine: [ laughing ]
510
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,400
Bye, guys.
511
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I will see you tomorrow in
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School.
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00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,233
Jazmine: okay.
514
00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:55,433
Bye, miss -- miss jameson.
515
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[ laughs ]
516
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C.J.: so, uh...
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00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,233
Is that the only reason you came
518
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,633
By?
519
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,333
Well, I kind of wanted to see
520
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,400
You.
521
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,633
I'd scared you off.
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00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:10,067
C.J.: oh, no, of course not.
523
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,633
I understand.
524
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,300
You just wanted to make sure
525
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,733
That the driver of the car...
526
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:18,167
Had a clean record before you
527
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,067
Let him take your car out onto
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00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,600
The road.
529
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,800
Clean record or not, my car
530
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,233
Is staying parked in my garage.
531
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,267
Calvin: what are you two
532
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,267
Talking about?
533
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:31,600
I mean, what's the point of
534
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,767
Eavesdropping when you can't
535
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:33,900
Understand what anybody's
536
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,700
Saying?
537
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,600
C.J.: calvin.
538
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,533
Calvin: no, seriously.
539
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:37,900
What are you two talking about?
540
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,333
What car?
541
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,633
[ chuckling ]
542
00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:41,733
Calvin: you got a new car?
543
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:43,400
You don't have no money.
544
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,200
C.J., the new van gogh
545
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,067
Exhibit at the museum is opening
546
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,200
This saturday night.
547
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,167
Do you want to go?
548
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:53,233
Calvin: van gogh? Car, gara--
549
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:55,267
I got it.
550
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:57,067
I got it.
551
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,400
You -- c.J., she's "Celibent."
552
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,967
C.J.: [ sighs ]
553
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,133
Calvin: [ laughing ]
554
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:07,233
So, what you gonna do, c.J.?
555
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:08,167
"Nothing."
556
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,067
Shut up!
557
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:11,133
There's grown folks talking.
558
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:12,667
[ chuckles ]
559
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,667
Oh.
560
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,733
My bad. My bad.
561
00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,100
I'm gonna let you all talk.
562
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,067
I'm gonna...Go to the kitchen.
563
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:22,667
[ chuckling ]
564
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,067
Kitchen.
565
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:25,900
C.J.: you want to...
566
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,367
Yeah.
567
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:30,067
Calvin: oh, y'all leaving?
568
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,133
C.J.: uh, cousin...
569
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,100
It's celibate, not celibent.
570
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,067
I'm coming.
571
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,133
Calvin: even if it is
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Celibate, you ain't getting it.
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Ha!
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00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,767
Didn't...I...Tell...You...
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00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,600
Not...To...Cheat...On...Your...
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00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,400
Math...Test?
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00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,633
You heard me?
578
00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,367
Huh?
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00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,467
C.J.: are you...Spazzing out?
580
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,500
What is you doing?
581
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,500
What is wrong with you?
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00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,467
Calvin: I'm doing what pops
583
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,367
Would do.
584
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,200
I'm giving you advice on
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00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,067
Lil' bit.
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00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,867
Whoop her!
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00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,900
C.J.: uh...
588
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,767
Calvin: you heard me.
589
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,067
C.J.: calvin...
590
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:14,167
Calvin: no, no.
591
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,200
C.J.: [ chuckles ]
592
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,433
Okay, uh, uncle curtis...
593
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,267
[ laughs ]
594
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:20,500
How many times do I have to tell
595
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,467
You that there are other kinds
596
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,100
Of discipline other than the
597
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,533
Belt?
598
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,333
Calvin: what?
599
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,733
Ooh! A switch.
600
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,200
Yeah, yeah, a switch. Ooh!
601
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,067
I'll get you a switch.
602
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:31,067
C.J.: no, no, no.
603
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:31,900
Calvin: take the leaves off.
604
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,900
Come on.
605
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,100
C.J.: no, giving
606
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,767
Consequences.
607
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,633
Calvin: consequence.
608
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:38,700
You heard me!
609
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,767
Right, ella?
610
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,067
Curtis, I think c.J. Wants to
611
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:47,367
Try another method.
612
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:49,433
C.J.: are y'all finished?
613
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,733
Calvin: yeah. I'm tired.
614
00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:53,067
C.J.: you crazy, too.
615
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:56,900
Jazmine, you can come down now.
616
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,300
We need to talk about you
617
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,400
Cheating, 'cause this is very
618
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,367
Serious.
619
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,767
Now, you know there are no more
620
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,933
Playdates with you and tiffany
621
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:06,833
For a month.
622
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:07,700
Jazmine: but, dad, we --
623
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,633
C.J.: ah-ah-ah!
624
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,767
I don't want to hear that.
625
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,167
Don't want to hear it.
626
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,600
Jazmine: daddy, can I just
627
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,300
Take a whupping instead?
628
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,333
[ belt snaps ]
629
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,467
C.J.: no playdates with her
630
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:22,800
For a month -- period.
631
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,400
Now, is there anything else that
632
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,600
You want to say about what you
633
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,233
Did?
634
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:29,800
Jazmine: no, sir.
635
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,433
C.J.: nobody helped you?
636
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,867
You cheated all by yourself?
637
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,067
Jazmine: yes, sir.
638
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:37,067
C.J.: all right, then.
639
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,300
Go on upstairs.
640
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:45,700
Calvin: well, mr. Belt...
641
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,100
Looks like nobody needs us
642
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,733
Anymore.
643
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:50,800
We had some good times.
644
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:55,100
You heard me? Huh?!
645
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:02,200
Jazmine: miss messy, your
646
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,133
Turn to walk the dog.
647
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,333
Malik, don't just sit there.
648
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,733
You're supposed to make the
649
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,267
Dolly say...
650
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,333
"I can't walk the dog because
651
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,300
I'm wearing my pretty pink
652
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,767
Dress!"
653
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:20,600
Malik: I'm not saying it.
654
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,533
I'm not saying it.
655
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,700
I'm out.
656
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,167
Jazmine: malik, if you don't
657
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,767
Get back here, then I'm telling
658
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,867
Dad all about how you helped
659
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,567
Jazmine cheat.
660
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,533
Malik: [ sighs ] Sorry, spot.
661
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:40,767
Jazmine: say it in a doll
662
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,300
Voice.
663
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,767
Malik: I can't take you for
664
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,167
A walk.
665
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,400
Jazmine: * higher *
666
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,533
Malik: [ high-pitched voice ]
667
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:52,900
Because I have a spot on my
668
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:56,667
Pretty pink dress.
669
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,500
Jazmine: yep.
670
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,400
Oh, okay.
671
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,267
And now you have to say, "I love
672
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,467
My pretty pink dress."
673
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,333
Malik: [ normal voice ] You
674
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,233
Know what?
675
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,133
Forget this.
676
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,733
I'm telling on myself.
677
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:09,433
Dad! Dad!
678
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,200
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