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Curtis: that's the last time.
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I can't believe brown.
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He got us standing in that
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Cemetery for two hours, ella --
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Two hours -- while he giving his
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Dead daddy a tour of atlanta.
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Ella: curtis, cora said that
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That was pop brown's request.
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Curtis: I don't care whose
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Request it was.
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This is atlanta, ella.
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Atlanta.
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That's latin for "Hot as hell."
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Standing in that place, I done
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Lost 20 pounds sweating in a
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Suit.
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Ella: curtis, curtis.
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I think you found it.
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I think you found it.
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Curtis: oh, you're funny.
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Calvin: that's it.
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I'm through with dating.
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I'm through.
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[ laughter ]
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Calvin: would you stop
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Laughing? I'm serious.
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I was supposed to go out with
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Monica last night, and she
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Flaked on me.
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Curtis: is that one -- that's
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The one -- the stewardess?
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The one with the big --
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Ella: big what?
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Curtis: the big -- the big,
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Uh, smile.
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Pretty teeth.
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Calvin: yeah, she canceled
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Last night, and she said she had
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To work.
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Ella: well, calvin, you can't
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Be mad at her for that.
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Calvin: yeah, I know, but
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When I went to the club, she was
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There with one of my boys.
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She lied.
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Curtis: what? Wait a minute.
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You mean to tell me another man
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Took your woman?
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Where did I go wrong, ella? Huh?
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The boy is soft, ella.
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Ella: curtis.
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Calvin, baby, there are other
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Fish in the sea.
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Curtis: yeah, whatever.
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Speaking of fish, I'm hungry.
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What's for dinner, baby?
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Ella: curtis, we just ate at
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The repast.
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Curtis: no, you just ate at
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The repast.
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I wasn't about to eat no pig's
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Feet in a blanket.
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Calvin: you know, mom, there
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Should be a directory where you
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Can look up girls and find out
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If they're good or bad dating
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Material.
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Ella: calvin, you cannot
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Order women from the yellow
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Pages.
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Calvin: yeah, but there
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Should at least be a website.
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Hey, that's what I'm gonna do.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna create a website.
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Ella: they already have
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Dating websites, baby.
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Calvin: yeah, but they don't
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Have rating websites.
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Ella: what is a rating
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Website?
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Calvin: well, you can check
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Their rating.
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Like, if they're a 5, they're
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Okay, but if they're a 10,
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That's when you win. Ha ha!
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I'm a genius.
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I'm a genius.
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Curtis: hey, genius.
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Hey, you should start a website
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That say, "If you don't have a
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Woman, just be my friend, and
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You could have my woman
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Dot-com."
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[ laughs ]
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If you can't get a date, don't
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Hesitate.
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Come on over. It ain't too late.
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Ella: dot-com.
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Calvin: you think you're so
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Funny.
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Curtis: not as funny as your
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Shirt...
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Dot-com.
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Ella: coming.
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Cora: hey, ella.
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Ella: hey, baby.
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Cora: I hope we're not
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Interrupting.
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Ella: come on in.
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Will: hi, miss ella.
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Ella: ooh!
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Cora: oh, you --
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Ella, you remember my cousin
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Will.
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Ella: of course I do.
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I didn't have a chance to speak
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To you at the service.
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How you doing?
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Will: I'm holding up.
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Ella: good, come on in.
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Have a seat, will.
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Will: thank you.
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Brown: [ crying ]
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Ella: brown. Brown, come on.
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Just have a seat, baby.
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Brown: help me, ella.
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Take my jacket.
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Ella: okay.
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Will: obviously, uncle brown
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Is still, you know, shaken up.
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Curtis: who's doing all that
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Crying?
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Ella: be sensitive.
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Brown: curtis, I just found
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Out my daddy hate me.
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Curtis: brown, it's gonna be
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All right. Don't worry about it.
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Brown: why?
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Curtis: you all right.
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It's all right.
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Brown: I didn't do nothing
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To him. Why?
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Ella: well, if it means
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Anything to anybody, I thought
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The service was beautiful.
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Cora: it was nice.
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Curtis: and that cash bar at
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The wake -- nice touch.
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Cora: that was pop brown's
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Idea.
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Will: yeah, his mind was a
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Little fuzzy there at the end.
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Brown: well, at least he
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Looked good.
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I know, 'cause I dressed him.
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Y'all see how I had him?
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I had him stretched in the
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Casket, had a pinkie ring on
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Him, and he was just...
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Cora: poor pop brown.
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Brown: oh, shut up, cora.
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You don't know nothing about no
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Style.
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Madea your mama, and she walking
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Around here looking like a man
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In a dress.
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Cora: mr. Brown, you can't be
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Talking about my mother like
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That.
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Brown: I'm sorry, cora.
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I'm just so sad.
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I'm sorry.
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Will: you know what?
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Maybe we should come back
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Another time when uncle brown
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Isn't so emotional.
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Ella: oh, no, no.
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We understand brown.
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You guys just relax and make
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Yourselves at home.
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Curtis: would you be careful,
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Baby?
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The last time we told him to
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Relax, we couldn't get him out
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The house.
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Brown: house -- oh!
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Don't say, "House."
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My daddy's leaving that house to
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Me. Nephew.
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Ella: what?
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Cora: well, mr. Brown is a
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Little upset.
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He got some bad news at the
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Reading of the will.
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Curtis: what, he found out
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Pop brown wasn't his real daddy?
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Will: actually, my granddad
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Gave my uncle brown his house.
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Brown: and it's awful.
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It's a mess.
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I didn't even do nothing to him.
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Cora: will and I are going
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Over with mr. Brown to see the
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House later.
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Ella: wait a minute.
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He left you a house?
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Brown: yes.
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Ella: isn't that a blessing?
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Brown: have you seen the
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House? It's a mess.
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You got some more meat loaf and
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Potato chips?
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I'm gonna make me a meat-loaf
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Sandwich.
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Curtis: he's right, ella.
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The place is horrible.
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The city done condemned the
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House four times -- four times.
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And every time they condemn it,
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The rats carry it off a little
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Bit.
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Ella: curtis, stop
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Exaggerating.
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It can't be that bad.
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Will: you see, unc?
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This place is only gonna take a
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Little work.
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Brown: nephew, just like
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Cora, this place don't need a
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Little nothing.
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Cora: what you trying to say?
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Brown: I'm saying what I'm
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Saying.
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Will: it has...Potential.
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You know, just imagine all the
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Things you could, uh, do with
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It, like...
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Uh, you know, uh...
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Like --
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Cora, anything?
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Cora: nope.
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Will: unc?
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Brown: not a thing.
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Cora: [gasps] I got it!
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Brown: what?
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Cora: how about some tenants?
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Brown: tennis?
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Cora, you in a pair of them
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Little white shorts up to there?
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Girl, the devil is a liar.
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Ain't nobody got time for no
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Tennis.
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We ain't got time to play right
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Now.
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Cora: mr. Brown, I didn't
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Say, "Tennis."
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Tenants -- you know, when you
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Rent out rooms and make some
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Money.
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Brown: [ sighs ]
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Cora, look around. Look.
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Turn around. Look.
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Cora: what?
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Brown: are we standing in the
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Same place?
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Cora: yeah.
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Brown: oh, cora, you're so
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Gullible.
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Will: but, unc, I'm sure once
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This place is fixed up, you'll
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See how great it can be.
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Brown: why, nephew, I don't
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Know.
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It's gonna take a lot to fix
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This place up. Look.
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Cora: well, how about you
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Take out a loan?
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Brown: and what am I gonna
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Use for collateral -- my good
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Style, my looks?
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Although that might not be a bad
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Idea.
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I can have a fashion show, and I
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Can teach them how to walk.
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You got to learn how to walk up
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Like that, cora, and walk
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Upright in church, yeah.
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We can do shouting lessons.
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That's what I'll do -- just,
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"Thank you!"
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Just like that.
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Cora, you got a point.
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Cora: will, he's serious.
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Will: well, you know what,
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Unc? Never fear.
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We'll figure something out,
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Right?
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Brown: I just figured it out.
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I'm selling it.
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I'm gonna sell this before I get
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Killed by somebody...
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Help!
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[ knock on door ]
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Calvin: hey, what's up, will?
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Will: what's up, calvin?
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Calvin: chillin'.
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Will: my cousin cora asked me
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To bring this back to you guys.
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Your mom let us borrow it for
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The repast.
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Calvin: I'll give it to her.
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Hey, hey, hey, man, come here.
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Will: what's up?
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Calvin: check this out.
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Will: what you got going on?
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Calvin: it's a website I
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Created where you could read
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Reviews on women before you date
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Them.
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That way you can find out if
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You're getting a hottie or a
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Nottie.
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Will: yo, I could have used
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This before my last
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Relationship.
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Calvin: look, it all started
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With this girl, monica.
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Will: she's cute.
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Calvin: no, no, looks can be
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Deceiving.
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Listen to this.
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"After three weeks together, I
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Found out that she was dating my
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Friend george.
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Plus, she had a wooden leg, she
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Was wanted in three states for
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Bank robbery, and the topper --
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She gave me mono."
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Will: whoa.
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Is all that true?
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Calvin: it doesn't have to be
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True.
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It just has to be effective.
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Will: calvin, you sure you
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Know what you're doing?
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Calvin: yeah, and if you
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Click here, other guys could add
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Things about girls they've
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Dated.
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Will: yo, there are a lot of
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Guys that posted pictures of
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Their exes on here.
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These are some fine women, man.
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Calvin: yeah, they are.
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I'm gonna see if I can look up
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Their phone numbers.
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Will: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I thought the whole point was to
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Avoid these women.
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Calvin: yeah, but check this
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Girl out right here.
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Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm!
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Will: all right, it says she
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Wrecked the guy's car, ruined
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His credit, and stole all his
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Money.
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Calvin: yeah, but since my
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Dad pays for my car, I have no
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Money, and my credit's shot,
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I got nothing to lose.
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Will: calvin, you can't
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Expect to find miss right like
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This.
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Calvin: oh, I'm not looking
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For miss right.
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I'm looking for
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Miss right this way, baby.
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Cora: mr. Brown, what's wrong
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With you?
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Brown: the open house started
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Hours ago, and only two people
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Showed up -- you and a bill
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Collector, and I didn't let her
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In.
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Cora: look, mr. Brown, you're
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Gonna have to be patient since
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You couldn't afford advertising.
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Brown: well, how long do you
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Think it'll take for somebody to
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Notice the handwritten sign I
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Put on the door?
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Cora: obviously not too long.
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Here's someone now.
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Oh, hell, no.
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Brown: see, cora, l.B. Was
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Right -- a blind man wouldn't
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Even buy this house.
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Cora: oh, mr. Brown, please.
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It's gonna be all right.
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God never gives us more than
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What we can handle.
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Brown: I know, cora.
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Cora: it's gonna be okay.
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Mr. Brown, ooh, here's somebody
406
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Now.
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He looks real interested.
408
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Now, I want you to go over
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There, be proper, and make the
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Sale.
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Brown: be proper?
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Cora: be proper.
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Brown: uh, excuse me.
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How can I help you?
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How you doing? How you doing?
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Look, I saw your sign out front.
417
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So, you're selling this house?
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Brown: yeah, you want me to
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Show you around?
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No, no, no, I'm good.
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I can see the value from right
422
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Here.
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Brown: oh, it's something,
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Ain't it?
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This is the first house to have
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Hot water in this neighborhood.
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Really?
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Brown: yes.
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I'd like to make a deal with
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You.
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Brown: what you have in mind?
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I'm asking $200,000, but how
433
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Much you got in mind?
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Look here -- for about
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$2,000, man, I can get you a
436
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Great arsonist, burn this baby
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Right up.
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You collect the insurance money,
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Give me, say, about 30%,
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Everybody's happy.
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00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,433
Brown: cora, that's illegal,
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00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,133
Ain't it?
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00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:06,900
Cora: mm-hmm.
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00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:07,700
Brown: I don't do illegal
445
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,633
Stuff. I'm a child of god.
446
00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:09,600
No, no, no.
447
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,767
Sir, I'm so sorry.
448
00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:12,100
Didn't mean to offend you.
449
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,033
But if you change your mind,
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Here's my card.
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I also specialize in riots.
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00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,600
Brown: "No" means "No."
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Unh-unh, I don't do that.
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00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,467
All right, sir.
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Well, again, my apologies.
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Cora: mm-hmm.
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Ma'am.
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Brown: talking about burning
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Up this house, cora.
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Uh-oh.
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00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,133
Uh, excuse me.
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00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:33,333
On second thought, leave me your
463
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Card.
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You never know when I'm gonna
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Roast some marshmallows and the
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00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,733
Place burn down.
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00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,567
Accidentally burn down.
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00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:47,167
I said, "Accidentally," cora.
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Cora: all right, mr. Brown,
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I got to get to bible study.
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00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,333
Cheer up.
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00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,333
It'll be better tomorrow.
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00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,133
Brown: cora, forget about
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Tomorrow. Look, this is it.
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00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,767
I'm not gonna fix it, live in
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00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:55,933
It, sell it, or nothing.
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00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:57,200
I'm just gonna walk away.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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Cora: you can't just walk
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Away.
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00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,300
Pop brown left this house to
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00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,067
You.
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00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,100
Brown: watch me.
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00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,267
Cora: mr. Brown, please.
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00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:04,667
Now, I got to go, but we'll talk
486
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:05,567
More about it tomorrow,
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00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:06,500
All right?
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00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,600
Just promise me you won't make
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00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,100
Any decisions until then.
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00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,900
Brown: okay, I promise.
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00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,500
I promise, I ain't gonna do
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00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:16,100
Nothing.
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00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,267
Cora: see you later.
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00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:19,333
Brown: all right, cora.
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00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,067
[ sighs ]
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00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:23,800
Now, pop, I'm lost on this one.
497
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,167
I don't understand why you left
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00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,400
Me this house.
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00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,267
You taught me everything I know
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00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:29,100
About style.
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00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,733
I wish you were here.
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00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:31,800
Just look.
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00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,133
Everything just done fell apart
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00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:38,600
Since you -- well, what is this?
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00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,400
"Theodore levi brown."
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00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,167
That's me.
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00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,933
"You have always made me proud
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00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:45,900
With your work in the church.
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00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,067
You're so caring.
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00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,767
This is why I know -- know you
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00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:51,533
Won't let me down when I ask you
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00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:54,100
To take care of the -- the -- of
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The old"?
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00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,400
Take care of the old?
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00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:04,900
Ella: calvin, your daddy told
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00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,767
Me about your problem with
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00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,200
Monica.
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00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,433
Did you take care of that?
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00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:10,600
Calvin: yeah, we called a
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00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,400
Truce.
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00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,700
Ella: good. I'm glad to see
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You two worked it out like
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00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,667
Adults.
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00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,667
Calvin: turns out it wasn't
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00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,667
Even her at the club.
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00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,967
It was another girl named lisa
527
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,133
That looks just like her.
528
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,100
Ella: oh.
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00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,467
Calvin: from behind.
530
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,800
Curtis: got a behind like
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Monica's? Goodness!
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00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:26,900
That girl is...
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00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,867
Ella: curtis, you don't
534
00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,500
Believe me when I say I'm gonna
535
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,733
Knock you out, do you?
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00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:32,833
Curtis: no.
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00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,133
Ella: okay.
538
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,100
Curtis: come on, baby, come
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00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,533
On. Everybody know you ella ali.
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00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:38,967
Ella: right.
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00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,067
Calvin: monica said what I
542
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,333
Did was childish and she never
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00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,133
Wants to see me again.
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00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,100
Ella: well, you can't blame
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00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,367
Her for that, baby.
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00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:46,300
Calvin: actually, I don't
547
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,633
Blame her at all.
548
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,467
Curtis: there you go.
549
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,300
That's what I'm talking about,
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00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:49,900
Boy.
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00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,167
You get back on that saddle.
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00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,300
Calvin: actually, I got to
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00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,400
Get ready right now.
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00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,700
Be breezy.
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00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,700
Curtis: all right, all right,
556
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,267
And you take it easy.
557
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,300
[ laughs ]
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00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,667
Ella: bye, baby.
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00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:00,767
Curtis: whoo, I was scared
560
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:01,633
For a minute.
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00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,267
I thought the payne magic had
562
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:04,700
Skipped a generation.
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00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,800
Ella: it skipped your
564
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,733
Generation.
565
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:07,833
[ laughs ]
566
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:11,067
Curtis: [ laughs mockingly ]
567
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:11,900
You didn't even believe that
568
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,233
When you said it.
569
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,433
I could see it in the back of
570
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:15,300
Your head.
571
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,167
When you said it, this one hair
572
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:17,067
Right here said, "Phoom."
573
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,100
Ella: curtis.
574
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:18,967
Curtis: it knew you was
575
00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:19,833
Lying.
576
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,833
It said, "I know the truth."
577
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,833
Ella: ooh, you play too much.
578
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:22,600
Curtis: [ laughs ]
579
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,667
Come on, baby, you know.
580
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,767
You know I'm a magician.
581
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:28,433
Now, you come on back here.
582
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,633
I'm gonna make them clothes
583
00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:30,467
Disappear.
584
00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:31,800
Hello!
585
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,433
[ laughs ]
586
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,067
No, for real, come on, baby.
587
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,300
Come on, we gonna do the magic
588
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,433
Trick, the magic act.
589
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:43,233
You know the one we do.
590
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:45,967
Ella: which one?
591
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,167
Curtis: the one where you
592
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,200
Jump off the headboard.
593
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,100
Ella: I don't want to do that
594
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,500
One.
595
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,333
Curtis: okay, we do the one
596
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,567
Where you hang from the fan.
597
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:53,433
Ella: I don't want to do that
598
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,400
One.
599
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,767
Levitate.
600
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:56,700
Curtis: we can do that.
601
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,133
We can do that one.
602
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,400
Ella: I want to do the one
603
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,167
Where I try to make you
604
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,733
Disappear, curtis.
605
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:04,800
Curtis: what are --
606
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,500
What are you doing?
607
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,833
Ella: abra--
608
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:08,800
Abracadabra.
609
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,067
Curtis: what are you doing?
610
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,500
Ella: trying to -- trying to
611
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,500
Change you into denzel.
612
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,333
Abra-- sesame seeds.
613
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,333
Curtis: sesame seeds?
614
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,067
Ella: sesmo -- I don't know.
615
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:22,400
Szechuan.
616
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,567
Uh...
617
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:24,400
Curtis: I'm gonna do like I
618
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,833
Always do and go play with my
619
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,233
Train set.
620
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,567
Ella: [ laughs ]
621
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,633
That's what I thought.
622
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:33,167
Choo-choo!
623
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:37,367
[ doorbell rings ]
624
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,067
Ella: behave.
625
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,767
Curtis: you behave.
626
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,067
Cora: hey, ella.
627
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:41,967
I hope it's not too late.
628
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,067
Curtis: it is.
629
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,067
Ella: don't mind him.
630
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,567
Hey, how are you, will?
631
00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:46,433
Brown: hey, ella.
632
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:47,300
Ella: oh, brown.
633
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,100
Brown: thank y'all for
634
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,067
Inviting me.
635
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,167
I just really wanted to share
636
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,233
This with everybody at one time
637
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:54,267
'cause I didn't want to repeat
638
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,667
Myself.
639
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,067
All rise for the hearing of the
640
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,667
News. Rise.
641
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,667
Rise.
642
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,300
Thank you.
643
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,233
Will: we're all here.
644
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,233
What is it?
645
00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:05,633
Brown: y'all, we're gathered
646
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:08,433
Here today for this most
647
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:11,367
Suspicious occasion.
648
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:14,767
Y'all, I got a message from my
649
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,067
Daddy.
650
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:16,967
You may be seated in the
651
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,233
Presence of the lord.
652
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,067
Curtis: wait a minute.
653
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,467
Wait a minute. Isn't he dead?
654
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,533
Ella: curtis, hush.
655
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,433
Go on, brown.
656
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:26,767
Brown: well, y'all, I decided
657
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,267
To keep the house.
658
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,667
Ella: oh.
659
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,500
Cora: what made you change
660
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,300
Your mind about selling?
661
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,433
Brown: oh, I didn't change my
662
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,367
Mind. My daddy changed my mind.
663
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,533
Curtis: seriously, isn't he
664
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,433
Dead?
665
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:38,967
We just buried the man, ella.
666
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:40,833
The man is talking more now than
667
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,833
He did when he was alive.
668
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,100
Brown: oh, no, he didn't talk
669
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,067
Or say nothing.
670
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,500
See, daddy left me this letter,
671
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,933
And it said I should take care
672
00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:49,367
Of the old.
673
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,633
Will: I don't get it.
674
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,200
Brown: well, see, the letter
675
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,433
Was pop's way of telling me to
676
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:54,867
Open up an old-folk home, so
677
00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:56,167
That's what I'm gonna do.
678
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,667
Ella: that is a great idea,
679
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,800
But claretha already has a
680
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,567
Retirement home right here in
681
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,067
The area.
682
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,400
Brown: not a retirement home,
683
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,667
An old-folk home, where people
684
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,767
That don't want to work can come
685
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,567
And stay. Duh!
686
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,200
Weren't you listening to me?
687
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,567
Cora: mr. Brown, an
688
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,767
Old-folks' home and retirement
689
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:13,600
Home are the same thing.
690
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,067
Brown: same thing?
691
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,067
Will: same thing.
692
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:16,933
Brown: well, it's okay.
693
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,167
There's enough room for another,
694
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,233
'cause there's a bunch of old
695
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,367
Peoples here in atlanta.
696
00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:21,300
I see them driving on the
697
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,900
Freeway in the fast lane just
698
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,567
Slow, just...
699
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,600
Just like that.
700
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,100
Will: well, you know what?
701
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,667
I actually think this is a great
702
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,067
Way to honor pop brown.
703
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,600
Curtis: you know what?
704
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,133
I think it's a great way to lose
705
00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,433
What little money you got.
706
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,200
Ella: curtis, if his daddy
707
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,267
Wants him to do this, let's just
708
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,333
Support him.
709
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,933
It could be a huge success.
710
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,267
Brown: mm-hmm, thank you,
711
00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:45,067
Ella.
712
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,167
You just give me a low five.
713
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,400
You're too short.
714
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,300
Curtis: okay, now, are you
715
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,267
Through telling us whatever you
716
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,433
Had to tell us?
717
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:51,500
Brown: yeah, I can preach if
718
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,333
You want me to. I don't mind.
719
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,700
Curtis: no, please don't.
720
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,900
As a matter of fact, follow your
721
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,933
Father's example and put it in a
722
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:57,600
Letter.
723
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,967
Ella: curtis!
724
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:00,933
Stop being rude to our guests.
725
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,267
Curtis: cora and will are our
726
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:02,933
Guests.
727
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,700
Brown is...Brown.
728
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,400
Brown: thank you.
729
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,967
Curtis: and orange and blue
730
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:10,767
And yellow.
731
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:11,767
Cora: thank you, ella,
732
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:12,533
So much.
733
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,700
We should be going, anyway.
734
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,600
I just want to thank y'all for
735
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,633
Everything you've done for us
736
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,500
During this time of difficulty.
737
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,467
Brown: yeah, ella, thank you
738
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:19,800
For helping us through this.
739
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,533
In this time of believement --
740
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,067
Cora: bereavement, come on.
741
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:23,933
Brown: yes, yes, that.
742
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:25,367
Thank you so much.
743
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:26,367
Will: thanks, y'all.
744
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:27,367
Take care, mr. Curtis.
745
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,300
Curtis: all right, will.
746
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,167
Brown: oh, yes.
747
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,467
Ella, thank you so much for
748
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,833
Those prune brownies.
749
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,467
They were just -- my stomach was
750
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,367
Ju-- [growls]
751
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:37,900
Ella: [ laughs ]
752
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,067
Well, listen, I'm glad you liked
753
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,400
Them, and I can make you some
754
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,333
More tomorrow.
755
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,867
Brown: cor-- I told you she
756
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,500
Was -- oh, ella, you was always
757
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,900
Been so nice to me, especially
758
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,900
When y'all was little chubby
759
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,367
Cheerleaders.
760
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,067
You remember?
761
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:50,867
Do one. Let me see.
762
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:51,933
Y'all used to cheer.
763
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:52,967
Do one for me.
764
00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,333
Go on and do it like y'all used
765
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,100
To be doing.
766
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,067
Cora: no, she really is nice.
767
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:56,967
Thank you.
768
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:57,833
Brown: remember that time you
769
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:58,700
Jumped on her shoulders and just
770
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,867
Broke her down like that?
771
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,067
Y'all, do one for me.
772
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:02,900
Come on, just...
773
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,267
* boom, bam bam *
774
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,933
* boom, bam bam *
775
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:06,600
Do one for me.
776
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,067
Ella: you do it.
777
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,567
Brown: go, team, hey!
778
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,267
Ella: yes!
779
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:16,600
Curtis: beyoncé!
780
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,633
Boy, what are you doing?
781
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:18,933
You messed up my nap time,
782
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:19,833
Calvin.
783
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,700
Calvin: pops, I'm sorry, but
784
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,567
You got to hide me.
785
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,600
Curtis: hide you from what?
786
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,467
Calvin: monica.
787
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,467
She's mad at me because all the
788
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,900
Girls from the website like me
789
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:26,900
Instead of hating me.
790
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,833
Curtis: monica's out there?
791
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:28,667
Calvin: yeah.
792
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,767
Curtis: she's out here?
793
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,100
Ain't nobody out here.
794
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,300
Ain't nobody out here.
795
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,333
Calvin: you sure?
796
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,133
Curtis: ain't nobody out
797
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,233
Here, calvin.
798
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,400
Come look.
799
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,300
Get over here.
800
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,200
Ain't nobody out here.
801
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,067
You running around like you
802
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,867
Crazy. Look.
803
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,733
Here he is, monica!
804
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:47,500
Get him!
805
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,567
Calvin: wait!
806
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:49,500
Curtis: [ laughs ]
807
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,167
Calvin: pops!
808
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,433
Curtis: get him, baby.
809
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,367
Yeah, like that.
810
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,300
Monica.
811
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,567
Monica, don't hit him in the
812
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,500
Face. Don't hit him in the face.
813
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,100
Turn around, turn around.
814
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:01,800
Yeah.
815
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,733
Ella: curtis!
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