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Ella: okay, wait.
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[ panting ]
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Give me some water, baby.
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Curtis: what's wrong with
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You?
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Ella: okay, ooh!
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Okay, today --
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Today I did three in five.
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Curtis: three in five --
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What is that?
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Ella: three jumping jacks
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In five minutes.
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Curtis: all right, baby!
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Ella: whoo!
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Curtis: that's two better
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Than you did last week.
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Ella: okay.
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Curtis: now you can go for
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Three and a half.
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Ella: hey, babe,
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What are you doing?
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Curtis: I'm cooking, what's
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It look like I'm doing?
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Ella: well, curtis, I'm not
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Sick, and it's not mother's day
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Or my birthday.
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Curtis: no, baby, since c.J.
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And the kids are gone, they gone
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To the beach for a couple of
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Days, I thought I'd take a
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Couple of days off and make you
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My famous chili-pepper omelets
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With cajun spices.
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Voilà.
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[ laughs ]
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And then I'm gonna go read the
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Newspaper and enjoy
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Some peace and quiet.
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Calvin: good morning,
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Good morning, family.
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Ella: hey, baby.
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Curtis: it was nice
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While it lasted.
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Calvin: how's my wonderful --
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Whoa.
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Whoa, pops, what are you doing?
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Curtis: what does it look
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Like I'm doing, I'm cooking
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For your mother.
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Calvin: mom, are you sick?
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Ella: no, baby, I'm not sick.
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I've been working out.
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Calvin: so, is that why
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Pops is cooking?
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Oh, is that your famous
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Chili-pepper omelet?
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Curtis: yes, it is.
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And, no, get away,
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You can't have any.
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Calvin: fine, I don't want
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Any of your sad,
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Little omelet.
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I'm going to brunch
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With miranda.
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Curtis: good, go on to your
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Brunch with your little
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Veranda -- whatever her name is.
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Leave me and your mother alone.
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Calvin: it's miranda,
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And it means
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"Worthy to be admired" in latin.
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Curtis: how do you know
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What latin is,
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And you flunked english?
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Calvin: because everybody
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Loves a latin lover.
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Ella: ohh.
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Curtis: been working on that
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All night?
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Ella: sit down, calvin.
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So, is this someone -- babe.
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Curtis: I know, I'm sorry.
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Ella: is this someone
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New again?
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Calvin: yes, and she is
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Amazing.
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She's beautiful, she's classy,
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And she's an entrepreneur,
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Just like me.
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Curtis: no, you're full of
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Manure.
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There's a difference.
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Curtis: mmm, and now let
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The relaxation --
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Calvin: hey, ma.
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Curtis: ...Come to
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A screeching halt.
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Calvin: this is miranda.
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Ella: oh, hello.
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It's nice to meet you, miranda.
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Miranda: oh, mrs. And
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Mr. Payne, it is such a pleasure
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To meet you -- calvin speaks
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So highly of both of you.
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Curtis: oh, so good to meet
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You, and he talks about you
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All the time.
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Ella: oh, have a seat.
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Miranda: oh, thank you.
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Ella: so, miranda --
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Miranda: yes.
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Ella: calvin tells us that
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You're an entrepreneur.
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Miranda: yes. Well, you know,
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My dad always told me to never
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Be afraid of dreaming,
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So I guess it sort of stuck.
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Curtis: wow, that's a good
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Thing your father told you.
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Miranda: mm-hmm.
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Curtis: I've always told
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Calvin, "You should always stay
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In school,"
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And I guess that stuck, too.
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Calvin: [ laughs nervously ]
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Ella: so, miranda,
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Where did you go to school?
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Miranda: well, actually,
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I studied abroad.
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Curtis: studied abroad.
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He studied with a broad, too.
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Calvin: pop.
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[ cellphone rings ]
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Miranda: oh, excuse me.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is my broker.
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It's okay, I'll just let it
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Go to voicemail.
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Calvin: no, no, no, take it.
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You might be missing
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Some broker stuff.
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Take it.
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Miranda: you sure?
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Calvin: yes.
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Miranda: okay, will you
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Please excuse me, okay?
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I'll just be one moment.
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Curtis: no, you take your
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Time with your broker.
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Miranda: oh, hey, marty.
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Am I gonna have to pony up
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Some more collateral for this?
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Calvin: ooh, listen to her,
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Pops, I love it when she talks
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That business talk.
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Isn't she cute?
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Curtis: she is cute!
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Hey, you know what I like.
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She got two brokers --
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A broker and a brokee.
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Come here, I wanna talk to you.
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Come on.
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Calvin: pops, it's rude
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To leave company without
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Saying anything.
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Curtis: veranda.
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Calvin: miranda.
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Curtis: with an "M."
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Look here. I'm going -- we about
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To go in the kitchen --
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Me and calvin.
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Calvin: pops,
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She's on the phone.
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Curtis: I will shut up.
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She's on the phone.
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Tell him I said hey.
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Miranda: okay.
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Curtis: who's that you're
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Talking to -- that ain't your
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Daddy, is it?
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Oh, that's the broker.
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The broker ain't her daddy.
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Come here.
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[ laughs ]
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Huh-puh!
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Aaaaah!
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Calvin: pops.
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Curtis: that's my boy!
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That's my boy.
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That's my boy. Look at you.
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Where did you meet her at?
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Calvin: why?
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Curtis: because she's great!
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Calvin: ain't she?
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Curtis: she's too great.
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She's too good for you.
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Calvin: no, no, she's just
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Right.
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Pops...Pops, I think she might
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Be the one.
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Curtis: good.
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Actually, she might be the one
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Out your league.
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Look, don't you mess this up,
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Okay?
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Don't you mess this up.
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Look at me. Look at me.
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Don't you mess this up.
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[ stammering ]
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Ugh!
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Calvin: [ chuckles ]
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Curtis: you want it back?
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Calvin: yes, what are
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You doing?
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Curtis: I'm gonna give it
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To you right now.
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But you mess this up, you ain't
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Gonna get it back.
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Calvin: pops, when do I mess
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Up?
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Never mind. Don't answer that.
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Curtis: you good?
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Calvin: I'm good.
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Are you good?
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Curtis: I'm good.
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Calvin: let's go.
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Curtis: get your pimp walk.
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Calvin: pimp walk.
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Curtis: drop it down.
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Calvin: drop it down.
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Curtis: drop it down.
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Calvin: okay, okay.
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Curtis: slow it down.
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We are so bad.
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Ella: she is smart, curtis.
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Curtis: she sure is.
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Look at her -- got "Smart"
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Written all over her.
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Ella: [ laughs ]
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Miranda: y'all are too kind.
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Oh, you know, calvin,
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We probably need to go,
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You know, the art gallery's
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Closing soon.
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Calvin: oh, okay.
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Curtis: art gallery?
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Miranda: yeah.
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They got video games
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At the art gallery?
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Miranda: [ chuckles ]
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No, sir.
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Ella: miranda,
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How did you get calvin
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To go to an art gallery?
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Miranda: oh, you know,
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I have my ways.
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Curtis: oh, you nasty
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Little thing.
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Miranda: it is not like that,
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But it was a pleasure meeting
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The two of you.
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We're gonna get going.
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Curtis: okay.
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Ella: yes, yes, yes.
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[ laughs ]
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Miranda: oh, um, calvin,
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Do you mind driving?
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I really like a man
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That can take charge.
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Calvin: oh, yeah,
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I can do that.
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Curtis: oh, no, he can't
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Really take charge --
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He don't have no charge -- those
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Are my charge cards.
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Calvin: hoo hoo hoo!
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Pops, did you hear that?
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I'm in charge.
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Curtis: did you hear that?
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She's starting the car.
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Calvin: oh! Be breezy.
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Curtis: okay, okay.
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What is going on now?
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Only got a couple of days off,
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And I'm trying to relax.
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Why do y'all keep
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Calling my house?
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Angel: chief, what happened
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Was there was a fire earlier at
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284 cascade.
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Curtis: 284 cascade?
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Angel: mm-hmm.
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Curtis: sounds familiar.
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Curtis, it was my house!
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Curtis: brown!
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I've been delivered from the
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Fiery furnace!
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Curtis, hold me.
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I'm just scared.
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Curtis: let me go, brown.
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Brown, let --
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Curtis! Cora, curtis here!
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Hey, mr. Payne.
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Curtis: hey, cora.
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Cora: how do you do?
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Curtis: I'm good,
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What happened?
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My house just caught on fire!
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There was flames everywhere!
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Look, brown...
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Curtis: brown.
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Curtis! Ohh!
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Curtis: sit down.
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He's weak.
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Angel: chief, his house is
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Pretty much destroyed.
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My house is pretty much
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Destroyed.
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Bart: yeah, chief,
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This poor man said he's got
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Nowhere else to go.
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I ain't got nowhere else
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To go.
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What a way to start my visit.
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I just got here last night.
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Cora, where are we
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Gonna stay?
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Well, maybe I can call madea.
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Maybe she'll let us
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Stay at her house.
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Curtis: yeah. There you go.
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There you go.
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She told me she don't
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Want me back over there.
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Curtis: that's okay, you know
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She ain't got no company.
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Nobody want to be around her.
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Madea, this is cora.
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I don't know if you saw
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The news or not.
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Mr. Brown's house burned down,
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And we were wondering if we
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Could come stay a couple nights
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At your house.
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What?
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We -- ca--
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Okay.
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What did she say?
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She said, "Mnh-mnh."
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Oh, cora,
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Where we gonna stay?!
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Well, maybe we could stay at
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My friend marguerite's house.
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Curtis: there you go.
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You got marguerite.
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Okay, you're gonna stay at
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Marguerite's
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And just keep me informed.
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Let me know how you're doing.
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Okay, everything will
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Be all right.
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And I'm going back home to enjoy
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My couple of days off.
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Curtis, can I go home
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With you?
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Thank you.
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Marguerite got roaches.
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They 'bout this big, and they be
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Stealing people's shoes.
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Curtis: hey, baby, you know
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Brown's house was destroyed
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By that fire?
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Ella: I know it was.
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It probably started
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In his closet --
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All that polyester he got.
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Curtis: [ laughs ]
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The two sisters.
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Ella: polly and esther.
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Isn't that a mess?
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Curtis: I feel sorry for
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Cora's friend marguerite.
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Marguerite or something.
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Ella: why?
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Curtis: 'cause he's staying
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With them now.
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Ella: now he gonna blow up
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Their house.
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Curtis: [ laughs ]
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Let's hope not.
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Ella: you know everywhere
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He is...
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Curtis: something gonna
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Burn up.
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Ella: uh-oh. Curtis?
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Y'all ain't gonna believe
402
00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,967
Marguerite put me out.
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Curtis: [ whimpers ]
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Just for nothing, she just
405
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Told me to leave and put me out.
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Ella: come on in, brown.
407
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[ laughs ]
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Brown, if you don't get them
409
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Ugly easter shoes
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Off my couch...
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Curtis: wait a minute.
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00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:34,967
She put you out?
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00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:36,567
Yes, it was awful.
414
00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:37,833
She just started screeching
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At me and everything.
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00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:39,533
Ella: screeching?
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That's when you're hollering
418
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Up loud, and I can't understand.
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I was scared and everything.
420
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I didn't know what to do.
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Thank you.
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00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,467
Thank y'all.
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If it wasn't for y'all,
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I'd be homeless.
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00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:49,467
Curtis: don't thank us.
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You're still homeless.
427
00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,400
Ella: don't mind him, brown.
428
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,567
Now, listen -- tell us
429
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,400
What happened.
430
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,533
She just got mad at me
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For no reason.
432
00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,067
Ella: what happened?
433
00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:01,400
Well, I-I thought her cat
434
00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,333
Wanted to go on the fire escape.
435
00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:04,400
Curtis: what would make you
436
00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,200
Think that?
437
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,133
I thought he had to number 3.
438
00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,500
Curtis: what is number 3?
439
00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:09,633
I thought he had to do
440
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,867
Everything.
441
00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:13,200
Curtis: so, what happened,
442
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,633
Brown?
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00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:16,700
There wasn't no fire escape.
444
00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,467
I opened up the window, I stuck
445
00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:19,500
The cat out there and let him
446
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,400
Go, and he just kept going.
447
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,533
He went, "Me-e-e-e-e-e-ow!"
448
00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:25,533
[ imitates thud ]
449
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And I thought
450
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,633
They had nine lives.
451
00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:30,067
Maybe that was his last one.
452
00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:30,700
He should have been
453
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,967
Praying better.
454
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I mean, cats pray, too.
455
00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,833
Ella: yeah, yeah.
456
00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:35,700
Let's talk in the kitchen.
457
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,600
Oh, no, I'm not hungry.
458
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,400
I don't need nothing to eat.
459
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,633
Ella: I'm not talking to you.
460
00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:39,467
Oh, wait -- if you got some
461
00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:40,333
More of that meat loaf, give me
462
00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,067
A piece of that
463
00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,600
With some ice water.
464
00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,700
Ella: some -- some what?
465
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,900
Ice water -- with ice,
466
00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:45,733
Extra ice.
467
00:09:45,733 --> 00:09:46,400
Ella: ice?
468
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,400
Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.
469
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,167
Ella: while I'm in the
470
00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:48,867
Kitchen, I'll fix you
471
00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:50,833
Some ice water.
472
00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:51,867
Curtis, I like it here.
473
00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,100
Thank you for letting me stay.
474
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,567
Curtis: look, brown --
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00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:56,067
Ella: curtis, curtis, curtis!
476
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Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen!
477
00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,300
I'm just gonna -- I'm --
478
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,133
Curtis: shut up, don't you
479
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,233
Say nothing.
480
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,600
Calvin: you bought me enough.
481
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,800
Now I want to do something
482
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,667
Really special for your
483
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:07,333
Birthday.
484
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,200
Miranda: but you do not have
485
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:08,800
To do that.
486
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,033
I actually enjoy doing things
487
00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,533
For you.
488
00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,167
Calvin: well, I really
489
00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:14,600
Appreciate it.
490
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,367
But I have a lot of extra money
491
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:17,800
From my refund check because
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00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,500
I dropped a class, and this is
493
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,300
What I want to do with it.
494
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,233
Miranda: but I do not want
495
00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:22,367
You wasting money on some
496
00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,433
Expensive gift for me.
497
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:24,933
Calvin: well, well then,
498
00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:26,267
How about a little something
499
00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:27,433
For your ear?
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00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:29,033
Miranda: mmm.
501
00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,167
Calvin: or something for your
502
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,167
Lovely neck.
503
00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:32,600
Miranda: ohh.
504
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,900
Okay. I have it.
505
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,100
This is what we're gonna do.
506
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,633
Why don't you invest
507
00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:39,867
In the art gallery with me?
508
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,167
You can put your money with
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00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,367
Mine, and then when we sell it,
510
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,100
We're gonna turn a nice profit.
511
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,167
Calvin: a profit?
512
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,033
Oh, I'm all into profits.
513
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:46,700
Miranda: really?
514
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,367
Calvin: yeah.
515
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,367
Miranda: ooh.
516
00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:51,267
Ooh! Ooh!
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00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:52,667
Y'all better stop that or y'all
518
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:53,467
Are gonna get pregnant from
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00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:54,767
Kissing.
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00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:55,700
Whoo!
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00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:56,533
Calvin: brown, what are you
522
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:57,733
Doing here, and why did you just
523
00:10:57,733 --> 00:10:59,233
Come from my parents' bedroom?
524
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,533
And why do you have on
525
00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:01,967
My dad's robe?
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00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:03,400
Uh, I have to take off my
527
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,333
Clothes when I use the bathroom,
528
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,267
And -- whew! -- I just, whoa,
529
00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:07,933
I'm so tired, I didn't feel like
530
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:08,867
Putting -- I'm exhausted --
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00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:09,700
I just didn't feel like
532
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,433
Putting everything back on.
533
00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,367
Calvin: is my mom in there?
534
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,333
Is your -- no, your mom --
535
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,467
Boy, your mama don't do that
536
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,467
Kind of stuff no more.
537
00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:18,133
Now, when she was
538
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:18,833
Back in the day --
539
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:19,633
Ella: shut up.
540
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,567
Oh.
541
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:21,333
Ella: so, how was
542
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,767
The art gallery?
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00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:23,533
Calvin: it was very
544
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,500
Profitable.
545
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,700
Curtis: ella,
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00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:26,767
He got on my bathrobe.
547
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:27,667
Ella: brown...
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00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:28,500
Curtis: why do you have my
549
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,067
Bathrobe on, brown?
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00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,067
Wait a minute.
551
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:31,900
Ella: careful.
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00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,700
Curtis.
553
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,367
Ella: curtis!
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00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,067
Curtis!
555
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,400
Ella: that ain't -- curtis!
556
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,200
Wait a minute, you gonna
557
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,700
Hurt my boots.
558
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,233
Ella: ooh! Lord.
559
00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:42,433
You show her my things.
560
00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:43,867
Ella: wait.
561
00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:44,867
Curtis: brown, would you mind
562
00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:45,867
Getting out my chair, please?
563
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:46,667
Is that what you
564
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:47,900
Wanted me to do?
565
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:48,800
Curtis: get the hell out my
566
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,767
Chair!
567
00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:51,533
You know, you shouldn't
568
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,133
Cuss in your house.
569
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:54,667
He cussed.
570
00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:55,867
Ella: brown, listen, baby.
571
00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:57,067
We discussed it.
572
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,500
You're disgusted with curtis?
573
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,067
I know. He makes me mad, too,
574
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,267
But I love him, and the lord
575
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,400
Says love him
576
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,967
With all your heart.
577
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,067
Ella: well, we talked about
578
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,733
It in the kitchen, and -- and
579
00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:09,067
We've decided to let you stay.
580
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:10,300
Curtis: you decided.
581
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,200
Thank you, lord.
582
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,233
Look at the lord make a way out
583
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,800
Of no w-- there wasn't no way,
584
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,300
And he made a way.
585
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,533
Curtis: he made a way
586
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,067
For a limited time.
587
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:20,067
I ain't gonna stay here long.
588
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,900
Three to four to five or six
589
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,333
Or -- I'm not gonna be here no
590
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,067
Longer than seven months.
591
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:26,967
By the time we get to eighth
592
00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,267
Month, it's gonna be a new
593
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,067
Beginning,
594
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,167
And I'm gonna begin anew.
595
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,133
Miranda: ohh. Well, I think
596
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:34,233
That's time for me to go.
597
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,267
You his girlfriend?
598
00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:38,067
Ooh, your teeth so pretty.
599
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:41,067
Ooh, I like them.
600
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:41,967
I ought to try to sneak up
601
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:43,667
With them teeth.
602
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,633
Bart: hey, chief, would you
603
00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:46,333
Look at this over here
604
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:46,900
For a second?
605
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,700
Curtis: get away from me
606
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,067
Before I kill you.
607
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:49,867
Now, why do you all keep
608
00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:50,733
Calling my phone?
609
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:51,467
Bart: we got a little
610
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:52,167
Problem, chief.
611
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,467
Hey, curtis.
612
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:54,600
Look, I made myself
613
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,600
An honorary fire chief.
614
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,667
I hope you didn't mind.
615
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,467
I borrowed one of your uniforms.
616
00:12:58,467 --> 00:12:59,667
Uh, you wouldn't happen to have
617
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:00,867
Like, a belt or some rope
618
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:01,833
Or something, this is big.
619
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:02,900
Curtis: what the hell?!
620
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,833
Angel: [ chuckles ]
621
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,833
Chief, you two could
622
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,267
Almost be twins.
623
00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:07,133
Curtis: [ sarcastic chuckle ]
624
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,667
And you could almost be fired.
625
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,400
Okay, everybody, sit down.
626
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,967
I decided this morning I'm gonna
627
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:13,900
Make y'all some big breakfast
628
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:14,900
For trying to help me save my
629
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,767
House, even though y'all didn't.
630
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,167
What I'm gonna make y'all today
631
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:19,967
Is my world-famous
632
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,400
"That'll do" omelet.
633
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,467
Keenan: that'll do?
634
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:23,500
Yeah, "That'll do" omelet.
635
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,267
Anything you put in it,
636
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:25,633
It'll do.
637
00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:26,900
You can just find stuff
638
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:27,833
And put it in your omelet.
639
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:28,967
Angel: jelly beans?
640
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:30,200
Yes. We was poor.
641
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,167
You just would put stuff
642
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:31,967
In your omelet.
643
00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:33,233
Okay, it's a special way
644
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,067
You make it.
645
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,067
Take your egg, and you just --
646
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:36,967
People like to do their eggs
647
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:37,800
Like this, real pretty.
648
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,067
Mnh-mnh. I just slam mine
649
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,233
In there like that.
650
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:41,533
Then what you do is take you
651
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,167
A little bit of cheese, take you
652
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,933
Some jelly beans, take a little
653
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:45,767
Something -- whatever you want
654
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:46,700
To put in there, you just put
655
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,800
In there, you just --
656
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,833
And it's the way you stir it.
657
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,900
You can -- and that's what you
658
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,067
Do when you make -- you get it
659
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,067
All like that, and then you
660
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:55,100
Just -- poof! -- sprinkle it in.
661
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,367
Cora, you're just in time
662
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:57,100
For breakfast!
663
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,467
Cora likes breakfast.
664
00:13:58,467 --> 00:13:59,233
Keenan: uh-huh.
665
00:13:59,233 --> 00:13:59,900
And lunch.
666
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:00,633
Keenan: uh-huh.
667
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,167
And dinner. And snacks.
668
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:02,900
Brown, I stopped by
669
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,167
The house, ella told me --
670
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:05,067
What in the world
671
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,067
Do you have on?
672
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,200
Curtis gave me this.
673
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:07,900
Curtis: did not.
674
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,700
Yes, you did.
675
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,833
I look like a real firefighter,
676
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,200
Don't I, cora?
677
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,667
Curtis, next time y'all go on
678
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,333
A fire, can I go?
679
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,967
Curtis: that will never
680
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,100
Happen.
681
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,133
I went by the house this
682
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:17,933
Morning, and there was a lot
683
00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:19,867
Of -- a lot of water damage,
684
00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:20,800
And I'm afraid
685
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,467
Most of my things were lost.
686
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,300
Oh, no, cora.
687
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,067
Yes, I know.
688
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:25,067
Cora, really?
689
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,233
Yes, but I know
690
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,133
It wasn't your fault.
691
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,800
Oh, cora, I'm sorry.
692
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,900
I'm so sorry.
693
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,967
Angel: it kind of was.
694
00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:32,067
Mr. Brown, what was your outdoor
695
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,433
Grill doing in your living room?
696
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:34,500
In the living room?
697
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,200
Angel: in the living room.
698
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,333
How you like yours, angel?
699
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,100
You want some more cheese?
700
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,233
Keenan: no, no, no, no, no.
701
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:41,133
Never mind about breakfast.
702
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,233
Here. Have a seat.
703
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,067
You sure?
704
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,133
Keenan: oh, I'm sure.
705
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,533
Well, if y'all don't want me
706
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:46,400
To cook y'all breakfast,
707
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,300
What else can I do?
708
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,267
I want to thank y'all.
709
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:50,433
I got it.
710
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,900
Y'all got "A chaperone?"
711
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,167
Curtis: what the hell are you
712
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,167
Talking about, brown?
713
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,500
Them peoples pray for y'all.
714
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,367
Y'all need to be praying for
715
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:58,067
Them fires.
716
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,100
Them fires is dangerous.
717
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:00,967
I tell you what -- everybody,
718
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,067
Gather hands.
719
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,267
Gather hands and hold hands
720
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:04,167
Right now.
721
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,400
Just bow your heads.
722
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,433
Curtis, bow your head.
723
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,467
Bow your head deep.
724
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:09,700
Bow your head way deep.
725
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,933
Bow deeper. Deep. Shh. Shh.
726
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:12,867
Everybody just rock it.
727
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,433
[ humming ]
728
00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,900
All: [ humming ]
729
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,467
Curtis: baby, ella,
730
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,067
Are you sure brown's not here?
731
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,200
Ella: I'm sure, curtis.
732
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,400
Curtis: and he's not
733
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,167
Coming back?
734
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:31,833
Ella: curtis, no.
735
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:32,867
He and cora went downtown
736
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,133
To the insurance office.
737
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,067
Curtis: good.
738
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,633
That's all I want to know.
739
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:37,533
Ohh.
740
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:39,967
And it is time for a cool and
741
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:43,233
Refreshing beverage.
742
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,533
And now we return to our
743
00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:45,967
Regularly scheduled program,
744
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:48,500
Which is already in progress.
745
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,667
Calvin: [ crying ] It's gone,
746
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:50,967
Pops, it's all gone.
747
00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:53,567
It's gone.
748
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:54,733
Curtis: get off me.
749
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,467
Ella: calvin, curtis,
750
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,133
What's gone?
751
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,400
What's gone, baby?
752
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,467
Calvin: I don't want to talk
753
00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,900
About it, it's too awful.
754
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,967
Curtis: well, good,
755
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:01,767
Then be quiet
756
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:02,800
So I can watch the tv.
757
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,800
Ella: curtis,
758
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,600
Turn this tv off.
759
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,467
Curtis: ella!
760
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:07,467
Ella: now, now, now.
761
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,533
Okay, now, baby, wait a minute.
762
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,300
What happened?
763
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,267
Calvin: she robbed me, mama.
764
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:12,067
Ella: miranda?
765
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,533
Calvin: yeah. Yeah.
766
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:15,267
She cleared out my bank account,
767
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,067
And she took cash advances from
768
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,333
All my credit cards.
769
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:22,300
[ sobbing ]
770
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,200
Curtis: you mean she took
771
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,667
My money...
772
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,600
From my charge cards?
773
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,967
Ella: curtis...
774
00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:29,433
Calvin: uh-huh. Yeah.
775
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:30,767
Curtis: why the hell are you
776
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,633
Crying? She robbed me!
777
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:33,367
Ella: okay.
778
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,700
Okay, baby, what happened?
779
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,967
Calvin: [ sniffles ]
780
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,100
Curtis: spit it out!
781
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,700
Calvin: ow. Ow. Ohh. Mama.
782
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,700
You ain't gonna hit me no more
783
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,133
If I tell you -- promise?
784
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:44,933
Curtis: I'm not gonna hit
785
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:45,600
You.
786
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,300
Calvin: okay, okay.
787
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,833
I kind of gave her all my
788
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,167
Financial information.
789
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,867
Curtis: you f-f-fool!
790
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:52,733
Calvin: don't hit me.
791
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:53,567
Curtis: you've been conned.
792
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,267
Ella: hey, curtis,
793
00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:55,133
Wait a minute, calm down.
794
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,433
He feels bad enough.
795
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,433
Curtis: not bad enough
796
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,067
For me!
797
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,200
Calvin: please don't hit me,
798
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:00,933
Okay, okay.
799
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:01,633
Ella: curtis,
800
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:03,067
You cannot whip him!
801
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,233
He is a grown man!
802
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,100
Calvin: I'm grown. I'm grown.
803
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,133
Curtis: you right.
804
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,467
Ella: okay, curtis.
805
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,367
Curtis: [ grunts ]
806
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,067
Ella: curtis!
807
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,067
Hey, y'all, I just --
808
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,100
Is this a bad time?
809
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,667
I need to come back?
810
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,900
Or are you vacuuming?
811
00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:21,233
Ella: brown, I made you
812
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,400
A to-go plate.
813
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,400
Oh, thank you.
814
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,300
That's so nice.
815
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,100
Ella: now go!
816
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,233
I can eat it here if y'all --
817
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:26,900
Ella: no, no, no.
818
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,200
Curtis: it's a to-go plate.
819
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,400
Thank y'all so much.
820
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,167
Ella: you are welcome.
821
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:30,900
You know, y'all been
822
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,700
So good to me.
823
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,700
Ella: no, no, no, brown,
824
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:36,333
Remember -- our house...Is...
825
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,733
Our house.
826
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,500
And you can stay...
827
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,200
At that hotel.
828
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,567
You've been better to me than
829
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,467
I've been to myself.
830
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:46,100
If I had 10,000 tongues,
831
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,400
I couldn't tell it all.
832
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,133
Ella: all right.
833
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,367
You know what?
834
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,400
My auntie used to tell me,
835
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,567
"Take the lord with you
836
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,233
Everywhere you go,
837
00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:54,533
And if you can't take the lord?"
838
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,200
Ella: okay?
839
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,300
"Can't go."
840
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,500
Curtis: then don't go, then.
841
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,767
And then my friend,
842
00:17:58,767 --> 00:17:59,833
My cousin -- before he got
843
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,767
Put in jail, he used to say,
844
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,633
"He who lives by the sword
845
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,400
Shall be stucketh."
846
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,567
Oh, that's too deep for you.
847
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:08,367
Curtis: where they gonna
848
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,367
Stick you?
849
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,100
[ laughs ]
850
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,067
Wait. You know,
851
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,333
The lord is so good to us.
852
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,967
The bible speaks of prayer.
853
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:15,733
Do you want to pray?
854
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:17,733
Curtis: yes, I will. I will.
855
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:19,067
God, right now
856
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:19,900
We want to thank you.
857
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,700
Mm-hmm.
858
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,933
Curtis: we thank you because
859
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:22,833
We know that by your mighty
860
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:23,667
Hand...
861
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,667
By your mighty hand.
862
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,500
Curtis: ...Somebody's about
863
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,200
To get out, and we want to thank
864
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,400
You for the getting of the out.
865
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,267
Right now we ask that
866
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:30,067
He get out...
867
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:30,700
Get out!
868
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,567
Curtis: ...Without question.
869
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,200
Yes. Thank you.
870
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,100
Curtis: in your name...
871
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:34,767
Amen.
872
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:35,567
Curtis: ...Amen.
873
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,767
Uh, wait --
874
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,133
Curtis: finally!
875
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,233
Ella: curtis,
876
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:41,667
That was not nice.
877
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:42,333
Curtis: whatever.
878
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,667
Finally, peace and quiet.
879
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:44,367
Ella: whoo!
880
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,067
* hallelujah *
881
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,700
I know there was something
882
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,833
I forgot to tell y'all!
883
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:50,600
Ella: quickly, quickly.
884
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,733
Just slipped my mind.
885
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:52,500
Ella: quickly.
886
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,500
That check ain't gonna be
887
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,667
Ready for another 10 days --
888
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,300
The insurance check.
889
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,400
Cora called me and told me
890
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,200
Before I left, and I done
891
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,433
Forgot!
892
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,800
Fix me a to-stay plate
893
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,767
In case I get hungry after
894
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,267
The to-go plate.
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