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Kevin: [ laughs ]
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Malik: what are you laughing
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At?
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Kevin: the picture on your
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Profile page.
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The one in the cowboy hat looks
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Like you were in the fifth
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Grade.
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Malik: I wasin the fifth
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Grade.
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What's wrong with the hat?
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The feather was cool.
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Kevin: cool?!
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Cool if you're trying to catch a
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Cowgirl.
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I mean, look.
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We signed up for "Our page" to
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Meet regular girls.
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I mean, who wants to date a guy
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Who looks like he's about to
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Ride merry-go-rounds at the
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Petting zoo?
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Malik: so let me just go to
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Your page and see what else you
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Lied about.
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Kevin: I don't lie.
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Malik: okay, let's see.
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Oh, you're 6'1"?
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Kevin: of course, you know.
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Malik: 170 pounds.
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Kevin: muscle.
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Malik: all-american
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Quarterback?
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Kevin: of course, you know.
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Malik: yeah, don't lie to
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Yourself.
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The only team you ever been a
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Part of was the girls' chess
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Club.
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Kevin: I was on the girls'
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Chess club because the boys' was
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Full.
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Anyway, let's just take the
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Pictures.
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Come on.
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Malik: okay, let's do it.
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Kevin: all right, show me
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Your cool face.
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I said cool, not constipated.
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All right.
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Now show me some muscles.
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I said show me some muscles.
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Malik: I am showing muscle.
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Kevin: oh, I see it.
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It's behind all that fat.
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All right, I got you.
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All right.
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[ laughs ]
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All right, now show me your mean
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Face.
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You know, girls like bad boys.
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Let me see some mean.
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What is that?
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Malik: this is my mean face.
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Kevin: all right, listen.
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Show me your "Uncle curtis after
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You ate his cereal" mean.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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That's mean enough right there.
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All right, now I think I'm done.
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Malik: okay.
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Let's just load them up on my
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Page.
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Kevin: yeah, it takes a
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Minute to upload them.
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Just press that.
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Malik: all right.
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Wow, kevin, you were right.
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These are way better.
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Kevin: oh, snap, look.
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A girl wants to be added as a
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New friend.
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Malik: stephanie.
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Kevin: ooh!
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Malik: I wonder if she looks
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Good.
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Kevin: what if she looks like
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A dog?
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Malik: that's a way better
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Upgrade than the girls at our
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School.
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Kevin: [ laughing ] Yeah!
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Both: wow!
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Both: wow!
Malik: she ain't no dog, dog.
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Malik: she ain't no dog, dog.
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Curtis: this coffee reminds
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Me of myself.
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Calvin: what, black and
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Bitter?
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Curtis: no, black and strong.
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And that's why you get to clean
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The toilets at the firehouse
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Today, smarty-pants.
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And, c.J., we got about 15
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Minutes.
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C.J.: don't you have to
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Report for jury duty today?
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Curtis: I'll get them next
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Time.
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I got better things to do than
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Be sitting around in some funky
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Courtroom all day.
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Calvin: the firehouse doesn't
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Smell any better.
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Curtis: yeah, and that's why
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You're cleaning the toilets.
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C.J.: unc, you've been
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Dodging the system for years,
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Man.
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They ain't gonna keep buying
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Into your excuses.
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Curtis: yeah, they are,
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'cause I got good excuses.
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C.J.: what?
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Like the time you told them that
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You couldn't do it 'cause you
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Thought you were related to the
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Defendant?
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Curtis: we had the same name.
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Calvin: his first name was
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Curtis.
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His last name was okimato.
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Curtis: we were distant
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Cousins.
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Arigato!
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C.J.: and what about the time
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He told them that he had bird
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Pneumonia.
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Curtis: you remember that?
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You remember that one, boy?
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That was a good one.
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Hey, I'm gonna tell you.
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And bird pneumonia's worse than
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Bird flu, bird cold.
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You get bird-arrhea.
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Calvin: no, no, but last year
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Was worse.
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He wrote a letter saying that he
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Was eight months pregnant.
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Curtis: I sure did!
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I sure did!
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Ha ha!
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Twins.
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Calvin: yeah, I see you still
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Haven't delivered.
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Pops, if you keep this up,
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They're gonna put you in jail.
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Curtis: jail?
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They ain't gonna put me in jail.
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You know why?
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Because I am the fire chief.
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They don't throw fire chiefs in
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Jail.
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Matter of fact, I'm gonna call
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The police chief, thomas, and
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Find out what the loopholes are,
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Because they got loopholes for
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Important people, like myself,
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So we don't have to go to jail.
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Hello.
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Yeah, this is the fire chief,
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Curtis payne.
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Can I speak with police chief
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Thomas?
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Yeah, I know it's 911.
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Can you please connect me with
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The police office?
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Thank you.
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Yes, calling for chief thomas.
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This is curtis...Payne.
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Oh, he is?
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Okay.
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O-okay, thank you.
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Okay.
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C.J.: what did they say?
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Curtis: he's got jury duty.
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C.J.: [ laughs ]
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Calvin: pops, just go.
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You probably won't even get
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Picked.
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Curtis: I'll tell you what.
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I'm gonna go.
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But I'm telling you right now,
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If I get picked, I can already
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Tell you what my vote's gonna
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Be, 'cause somebody's going to
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Jail -- guilty!
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Claretha: whoo-hoo!
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Curtis: guilty of ugliness!
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Why you all dressed up?
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Oh, that's right.
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They got the wildebeest exhibit
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Opened at the zoo today.
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[ laughs ]
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I love it when y'all be running
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From them lions.
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Claretha: I'm going downtown,
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And I just stopped in to say
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Hello to ella.
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C.J.: oh, she's at the
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Girl scout retreat with jazmine.
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Claretha: oh, that's right.
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Well, let me get going.
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Today is the best day of my
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Life.
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I finally got a letter selecting
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Me for jury duty.
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Curtis: why are you so
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Excited about jury duty?
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Claretha: well, it's my civic
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Duty and my way of giving back
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To society.
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Curtis: no, it's because
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You're nosy and you don't have
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A life.
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Claretha: well, that, too.
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C.J.: guess who else got jury
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Duty today?
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Claretha: I already know --
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Your fathead uncle.
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Calvin: how'd you know?
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Claretha: oh, baby, I get
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Your mail before you.
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By the way, your grades came.
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Holler at me later.
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Curtis: well, I'm not going.
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Claretha: oh, curtis, come
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On.
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It'll be fun.
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You know, we should ride
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Downtown together.
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C.J.: yeah.
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And what are the chances of
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Either of you getting picked?
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Curtis: not only did they
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Pick both of us, they chose us
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For the same trial.
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Calvin: oh, was it pookie's
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Trial?
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'cause you know he's innocent.
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Curtis: no, calvin.
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Calvin: well, how about
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Peanut?
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'cause he might be guilty.
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Curtis: would you shut up?
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Calvin: okay, okay.
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Dang, why are you so angry?
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Claretha: because they chose
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Me to be the jury foreman.
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Curtis: that's 'cause they
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Thought you were a man.
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Thought you were a man.
Calvin: [ laughs ]
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Calvin: [ laughs ]
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Kevin: come and check your
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"Our page" to see if stephanie
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E-mailed you back.
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Malik: all right.
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Kevin: see this.
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Malik: man, she is fine!
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Kevin: I know.
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Malik: I can't believe she's
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Only 13.
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She looks at least 14.
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Kevin: now ask her if she got
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Any sisters.
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She might have a twin.
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Malik: all right.
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All right.
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Um..."No, I'm the only child,
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But I do have a pet parakeet."
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Kevin: ask her if her
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Parakeet looks like her.
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Malik: you need a girlfriend
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Bad.
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C.J.: malik, I'm on my way
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To the firehouse.
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Time for kevin to leave.
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I hope you're doing your
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Homework on that computer.
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Malik: yes, sir.
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Kevin: of course!
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C.J.: all right, if you get
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Hungry, eat a piece of fruit.
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Stop eating them doughnuts.
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Kevin: or maybe you could
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Fast.
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Malik: or maybe you could
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Shut up.
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C.J.: come on.
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Let's go, kevin.
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Malik, if you need anything, I'm
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Right across the street, all
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Right?
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Kevin: all right, catch you
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Later, malik.
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C.J.: all right, buddy.
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[ door closes ]
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Malik: so, stephanie, what
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Malik: so, stephanie, what
Are you doing now?
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Are you doing now?
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Okay.
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Well, right now, I'm just
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Lifting some weights.
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Lifting some weights.
Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Lifting weights.
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Then, later, I'll be working on
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My rap cd.
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Yeah.
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Kevin: what's up, malik?
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Malik: man, you better not
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Get me in trouble.
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Kevin: chill, chill.
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I'll be gone before your dad
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Gets here.
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And we both know that you need
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My help, 'cause I'm a way better
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Player than you.
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All right, so see if she wanna
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Come over.
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Malik: now?
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Kevin: I mean, nobody's home.
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Malik: okay.
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Stephanie, do you want to come
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Over so we can meet?
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Kevin: you really think
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She'll come?
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Malik: I don't know!
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Malik: I don't know!
"Okay, give me your address."
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"Okay, give me your address."
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Okay.
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"I'll be on my way!"
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Kevin: oh, she's really
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Coming!
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Malik: I know!
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Man, it is party time!
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I'm gonna put me on some
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Cologne!
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Kevin: and while you're at
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That, please put some on your
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Feet.
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I'm just saying.
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Malik: you know what?
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You're right, kevin.
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Good looking out.
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Kevin: all right.
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Claretha: we all know that
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Alonzo "Gemini" henderson
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Was caught with a pound of
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Marijuana in the trunk of his
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Automobile.
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Curtis: and he's blaming it
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On his 87-year-old grandmother!
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The devil is a liar!
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Yes, I know it was her car.
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But come on, people!
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She hasn't driven the car in
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Over 10 years!
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Huh?
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I say the boy is guilty.
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I say life!
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What kind of sandwich you got?
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Claretha: wait, wait, wait.
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Curtis, I was talking.
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Curtis: his is bigger than
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Mine.
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Claretha: I was talking.
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Mr. Henderson has the right of
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Due process under our judicial
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System.
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Curtis: ha!
382
00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:01,655
Due process.
383
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Somebody been watching "Boston
384
00:09:02,724 --> 00:09:04,068
Legal."
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[ laughs ]
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Claretha: thank you for your
387
00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:08,482
Input, but I was not.
388
00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,275
I was watching blair underwood
389
00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:11,586
On "L.A. Law."
390
00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:13,344
Claretha, I was --
391
00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,827
Claretha: unh-unh-unh-unh.
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Ooh!
393
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Please refer to me as madam
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Forewoman claretha.
395
00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:20,655
Thank you.
396
00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:21,517
Curtis: you could refer to
397
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Her as madam forehead.
398
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Claretha: let's get back to
399
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The case.
400
00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:29,896
Now I believe that the marijuana
401
00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:31,586
Belongs to the grandmother.
402
00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:33,862
Well, she may be using it for
403
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Medicinal purposes, for some
404
00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:36,827
Medical condition.
405
00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,965
But my gut is telling me she is
406
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A drug kingpin.
407
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,482
Curtis: boo! Boo!
408
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And the people say, "Boo!"
409
00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:46,172
Claretha: hush, curtis,
410
00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,586
Whatever the reason, I believe
411
00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:49,965
The drugs belong to her.
412
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,620
Curtis: come on, people!
413
00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:54,137
Need I remind you that this
414
00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:57,000
Dear, sweet, little, old lady,
415
00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,896
87 years old, huh?
416
00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:03,896
87!
417
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,413
She's innocent!
418
00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:07,103
Probably a mother of a church,
419
00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:08,172
Not unlike the mothers you all
420
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,413
Grew up with in your church that
421
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:12,310
Would feed you at communion.
422
00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,586
Now her grandson, on the other
423
00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:17,068
Hand -- what's his name, gemini?
424
00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:18,965
Gemini, the 2-headed monster?
425
00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:20,034
That's what we're gonna call him
426
00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:22,068
Today, the 2-headed monster.
427
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,413
The boy is guilty!
428
00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:25,655
Need I remind you that when the
429
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:27,379
Cops pulled him over, he was
430
00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:32,000
Blasting dr. Dre's classic cd,
431
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,344
"The chronic"?
432
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And on top of that, they found
433
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:40,689
Not 1, not 2, but 37 bags!
434
00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:42,241
Huh?
435
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:45,758
Potato chips, pretzels, extra
436
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:49,896
Salt, barbecued pork rinds,
437
00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:53,931
With hot sauce in the backseat.
438
00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:55,379
Now I could be wrong, my fellow
439
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:57,827
Jurors, but that tells me that
440
00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:02,068
Somebody got the munchies!
441
00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:03,827
Claretha: curtis, are you
442
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:04,793
Finished?
443
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,862
Curtis: no, I'm not finished.
444
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,896
No, I'm not finished!
445
00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:10,517
The whole jury room is out of
446
00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:13,275
Order!
447
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:15,241
You know how I really know?
448
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,172
Seriously, I thought about this
449
00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,172
To myself.
450
00:11:17,172 --> 00:11:18,103
I was laying in my bed last
451
00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:19,655
Night, thinking about the case,
452
00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:22,310
Reading my bible, and all of a
453
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,793
Sudden, it hit me, just out the
454
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:25,310
Blue -- like, bam! -- just out
455
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,275
Of the blue.
456
00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:30,482
It's the name, the name.
457
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,413
You remember his name?
458
00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:36,689
Alonzo "Gemini" henderson, huh?
459
00:11:36,689 --> 00:11:39,931
Alonzo "Gemini" henderson?
460
00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:43,517
A.G.H. -- always getting high!
461
00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:45,827
Come on, people!
462
00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,137
And I rest.
463
00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:47,931
[ doorbell rings ]
464
00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:48,965
Malik: oh, that's her.
465
00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:50,206
Kevin: oh.
466
00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:51,068
Malik: go into the back, man.
467
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:52,241
Kevin: man, I wanna see her.
468
00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:53,275
Malik: go to the back.
469
00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,068
Kevin: all right.
470
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,655
Kevin: all right.
Well, good luck.
471
00:11:55,655 --> 00:12:00,482
Well, good luck.
472
00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:01,551
Stephanie: malik?
473
00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:02,482
Malik: yes?
474
00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:03,931
Stephanie: hi.
475
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,586
Stephanie: hi.
I'm stephanie.
476
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:10,862
I'm stephanie.
477
00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,517
Stephanie: ooh, malik.
478
00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:14,275
You're a lot cuter in person.
479
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,137
Malik: who are you?
480
00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:15,931
Stephanie: I told you.
481
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,068
I'm stephanie.
482
00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:18,758
Sorry I'm late.
483
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,068
You live a lot further than I
484
00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:21,448
Thought.
485
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:24,103
But you were worth the drive.
486
00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:24,965
Malik: this has to be a
487
00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:26,586
Mistake or something, 'cause my
488
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:28,000
Friend kevin is in the kitchen
489
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,862
Right now.
490
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:31,103
Kevin!
491
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:33,413
Hey, kevin!
492
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:34,655
Stephanie: malik, malik,
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00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:36,172
Malik.
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00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,379
You already told me there was no
495
00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:38,137
One here.
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00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:38,931
Malik: I thought I was
497
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,241
Talking to a 13-year-old girl.
498
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,448
Stephanie: [ laughs ]
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00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,344
Your aunt and jazmine are off on
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A retreat.
501
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,344
Your uncle curtis is at jury
502
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:49,137
Duty.
503
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:54,379
And your dad is at work.
504
00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,827
So we're all alone.
505
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,482
Just you and me.
506
00:12:59,482 --> 00:13:01,620
So, please.
507
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:05,000
No more yelling.
508
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,931
Stephanie doesn't like yelling.
509
00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:07,931
Malik: man, look.
510
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,655
You need to get out this house.
511
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:10,517
Stephanie: malik, you need to
512
00:13:10,517 --> 00:13:11,379
Stop being rude.
513
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:12,758
You need to start showing me
514
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:13,724
Around.
515
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:14,689
Malik: man, look.
516
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:15,965
You have to get out my aunt and
517
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,137
Uncle's house, okay?
518
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,448
I don't want to get in trouble.
519
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,758
Stephanie: I wouldn't worry
520
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,344
About that.
521
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:25,000
You look like a smart kid.
522
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,103
You and I both know no one's
523
00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:27,241
Ever gonna find out.
524
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,241
It'll be our little secret.
525
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,379
Now let's play a little game.
526
00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:32,034
Malik: man, look.
527
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,000
I don't want to play any games,
528
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:33,896
Okay?
529
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:34,689
Stephanie: oh, I know you
530
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,137
Don't mean that, malik.
531
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:36,896
Come on.
532
00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:37,758
Flex your muscles, like you did
533
00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,965
Flex your muscles, like you did
In your pictures.
534
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:43,379
In your pictures.
535
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,965
Claretha: so let's take a
536
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,689
Claretha: so let's take a
Vote.
537
00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:51,000
Vote.
538
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,172
Curtis: we're gonna be done
539
00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:53,241
With this!
540
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,000
Ha ha!
541
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,206
Claretha: ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo!
542
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,931
Oh, it's just like tv.
543
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,862
Looks like we have a hung
544
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,275
Jury -- 11 "Guilty"S and 1
545
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:04,241
"Innocent."
546
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,517
Curtis: and you're the one
547
00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:06,448
Who voted innocent.
548
00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:07,275
Claretha: that's right, but
549
00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:08,000
Don't worry.
550
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,413
I think I can sway 11 people.
551
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,137
We might have to, uh,
552
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,655
Debilitate a little longer.
553
00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,413
Curtis: it's "Deliberate,"
554
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:17,689
Madam fourth-grade education.
555
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,482
Claretha: oh.
556
00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:20,310
Stephanie: why you running,
557
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:20,965
Malik?
558
00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:22,172
Malik: 'cause I'm scared,
559
00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:22,896
Okay?
560
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,862
Please get out, okay?
561
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:24,620
Please leave.
562
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,482
Stephanie: you don't need to
563
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:26,379
Be scared.
564
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:27,275
Come on.
565
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I'm your friend, remember?
566
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We've been e-mailing each other
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For a couple of days.
568
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I know all about you.
569
00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:34,379
I know you like to play video
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Games and ride your bike.
571
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And your favorite ice cream is
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Chocolate.
573
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Malik: I don't like chocolate
574
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Anymore, okay?
575
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I lied.
576
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,896
Stephanie: oh.
577
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,448
So you lied.
578
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,620
And I lied.
579
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,517
Now we're even.
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Malik: we're not even, you
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Creep!
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Stephanie: ha ha!
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You know, I wish you'd stop
584
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:51,551
Saying that, malik, because it
585
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:53,103
Hurts my feelings.
586
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,310
And you don't want to do that,
587
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,724
Because hurt people hurt people.
588
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C.J.: what the hell you
589
00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:58,827
Trying to do to my son?
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00:14:58,827 --> 00:14:59,655
Calvin: going somewhere?
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C.J.: you like little boys,
592
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Huh?
593
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That's my son, you son of a
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Bitch!
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Calvin: you sick pervert.
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C.J.: see how tough you are
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When it's somebody your
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Own size!
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00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:07,448
Malik: dad, dad, stop!
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00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,448
Stop, dad!
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00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:09,241
C.J.: no, let me go!
602
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:09,931
Calvin: stop!
603
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:11,000
The police are on their way, and
604
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,103
He's not worth going to jail
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00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:12,793
For.
606
00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:13,724
C.J.: that's my son!
607
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:14,655
Calvin: chill, c.J.!
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00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,482
He ain't worth it.
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00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,137
C.J.: all right.
610
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:17,896
Calvin: you cool?
611
00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:19,137
Calvin: you cool?
C.J.: yeah.
612
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C.J.: yeah.
613
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:23,689
Curtis: all right, everybody.
614
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,586
Look here.
615
00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,172
Now I'm tired.
616
00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:28,275
I know you're tired, too.
617
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,862
And if we order one more pizza,
618
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,000
I'm gonna turn into a giant
619
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,103
Pepperoni.
620
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:34,413
And since claretha is determined
621
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:36,068
To make this man innocent, I say
622
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,000
That we all vote that way.
623
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,965
That we all vote that way.
Claretha, we're ready to vote.
624
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:46,137
Claretha, we're ready to vote.
625
00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:47,827
Claretha: something happened.
626
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:49,137
Something happened.
627
00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:50,000
Something happened.
628
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,862
Something happened.
629
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,689
Uh-oh.
630
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:54,275
Curtis: what?
631
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,689
Claretha: we have 11
632
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,206
"Innocent" and 1 "Guilty."
633
00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,413
Curtis: who voted guilty?
634
00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:02,000
Claretha: well, you persuaded
635
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,482
Me to change my vote.
636
00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:06,482
And I feel in my gut that he is
637
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:07,724
Guilty.
638
00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:08,896
Curtis: well, if I punch you
639
00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:10,000
In your gut, will you change
640
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,310
Your mind back?
641
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:12,344
Claretha: you don't want the
642
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:14,448
Claretha: you don't want the
Bounce back.
643
00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:17,000
Bounce back.
644
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,517
C.J.: and, malik, you and
645
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:19,655
Kevin put yourselves in a very
646
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,172
Dangerous situation.
647
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:22,620
And you know that you are not
648
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,689
Supposed to have people in this
649
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,586
House when nobody is home --
650
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:26,931
Period!
651
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,000
I don't care who it is or who
652
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,068
You think it is.
653
00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:30,137
You hear me?
654
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:31,448
Malik: yes, dad.
655
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,310
Kevin: yes, sir.
656
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,172
Calvin: yeah, you're lucky
657
00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,068
Kevin came across the street and
658
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:34,827
Got us.
659
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,724
Somebody could have gotten hurt
660
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:36,724
Or worse.
661
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:39,586
C.J.: guys like that...
662
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:43,000
They're monsters.
663
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,379
I mean, they seek out little
664
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,034
Boys and girls and try to
665
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,586
Befriend them, but their real
666
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:50,068
Goal is to molest young,
667
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,655
Innocent children.
668
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:52,724
Kevin: well, how were we
669
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:53,655
Supposed to know that stephanie
670
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:54,655
Wasn't really a girl?
671
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:55,310
C.J.: look.
672
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,000
You cannot meet people over the
673
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,137
Internet.
674
00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,172
You understand me?
675
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,310
Malik: yes, sir.
676
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,344
C.J.: you guys gave this guy
677
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,758
Too much information.
678
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:03,827
You gave him pictures.
679
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:05,241
You told him where you lived.
680
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,862
What's wrong with y'all?
681
00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:09,275
There are way too many sick
682
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,103
People out there, pretending to
683
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,517
Be something that they're not.
684
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,344
Calvin: it's a shame, big
685
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,517
Dog, but that's the world we
686
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:15,620
Live in.
687
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,068
C.J.: you guys are just gonna
688
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:20,758
Have to meet people, make new
689
00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:24,000
Friends, the old-fashioned way,
690
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,689
In person.
691
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:29,206
Kevin: so you gonna tell my
692
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,034
Parents?
693
00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:31,655
C.J.: hell yeah!
694
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,965
You ain't getting out of this.
695
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,655
Soon as I take you home.
696
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,000
Malik: dad, I'm really sorry.
697
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,689
C.J.: boy --
698
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:43,206
Kevin: me too, mr. Payne.
699
00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:44,793
C.J.: come on.
700
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,931
Let's go.
701
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:50,655
I hope y'all learned something.
702
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:51,896
And, malik, I'm so disappointed
703
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:52,586
In you.
704
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,103
I just -- you should know
705
00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:55,862
Better.
706
00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:57,103
But you'll have a lot of time to
707
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,172
Think about this.
708
00:17:58,172 --> 00:17:59,344
You hear me?
709
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,206
Malik: yes, sir.
710
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,034
Malik: yes, sir.
C.J.: all right.
711
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:06,310
C.J.: all right.
712
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,034
C.J.: all right.
You keep calling for jesus, boy.
713
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:13,551
You keep calling for jesus, boy.
714
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,241
What's up, unc?
715
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,413
What's up, unc?
[ television plays ]
716
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,103
[ television plays ]
717
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,137
Curtis: what's up, man?
718
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:23,379
Hey, c.J., I cannot believe.
719
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:24,827
That doggone case took hours,
720
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:25,931
Man!
721
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,586
And then claretha finally came
722
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:28,793
To her senses and voted against
723
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:30,103
The defendant, with the rest of
724
00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,620
Us.
725
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,931
C.J.: you sent the man to
726
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:33,896
Prison?
727
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:34,655
Curtis: you're doggone
728
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,862
Skippy -- 15 years.
729
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:38,275
The nerve of that boy, trying to
730
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:40,517
Blame his 87-year-old
731
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,551
Grandmother.
732
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:43,620
C.J.: there it is.
733
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:44,586
Look -- breaking news.
734
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:45,724
At hartsfield-jackson
735
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,620
Airport, mary jane henderson,
736
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,448
An 87-year-old grandmother,
737
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:50,689
Tried to flee the country with
738
00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:52,896
10 pounds of marijuana.
739
00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:54,310
Initially, it was presumed that
740
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,241
She was just your average hefty
741
00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:57,551
Woman, but it was later
742
00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:59,000
Discovered that she tried to
743
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Hide the marijuana in her wig,
744
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,827
Her girdle, and her socks.
745
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:06,000
More details to come later.
746
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,793
Curtis: oop.
747
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:07,103
My bad.
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