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Malik: oh, dad, um -- can I
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Stay after school today?
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C.J.: for what?
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Malik: um...
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To join the chess club.
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Curtis: you nerd.
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Ella: curtis, playing chess
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Does not mean you are a nerd.
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It's actually a sign of
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Intelligence.
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Come on, baby.
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C.J.: yeah, I was in the
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Chess club.
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Curtis: I rest my case.
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Malik: did I say chess club?
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I meant...
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Football.
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Trying out for football.
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Curtis: are you sure it's
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Football?
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'cause everybody know you can't
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Catch.
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Malik: yes, it's football.
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So, can I?
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C.J.: okay, but come right
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Home after school, all right?
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Aunt ella, can you go get jazi
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From school?
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Jazmine: no, I can walk home
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By myself.
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C.J.: I know you can, baby,
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But I don't want you to.
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Ella: well, I'm supposed to
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Help claretha at the retirement
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Home, but I guess I can take
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Jazi with me.
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Curtis: hey, you're trying
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Out for football -- what
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Position are you going for?
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Malik: um, trying out for
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Forward.
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Swish!
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Curtis: that's basketball,
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You genius.
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Malik: oh, I mean, I'm trying
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Out for goalie.
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C.J.: that's soccer, son.
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Malik: oh.
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Curtis: do you know anything
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About sports?
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Malik: a little.
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Curtis: okay, look, with your
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Size, you need to try out for
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Defensive tackle.
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That's what your uncle was.
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Huh! Forward position.
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Uh! Uh! Uh!
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You got to know -- that's when
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They knock you down, take your
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Helmet, pop your helmet off your
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Head, rough you up a little bit.
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Ella: curtis.
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Malik: looks and feels
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Painful.
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Curtis: it is.
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And that's just in the locker
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Room. Huh! Wuh!
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Jazmine: [ laughs ]
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Cool.
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Malik's gonna get hurt.
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[ laughs ]
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What?
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I meant that in a good way.
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But if malik doesget hurt, can
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We get a dog?
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[ laughs ]
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[ laughs ]
Swish!
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Swish!
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Bart: oh, wait, I think I
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Hear someone coming.
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Calvin: I wonder who it could
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Be.
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Bart: it could be a delivery
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Person.
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No, wait, wait.
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I think it is a mailman.
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No, no, no.
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It's the poodle lady with a
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Check.
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Curtis: bart, would you
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Curtis: bart, would you
Please stop, please?
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Please stop, please?
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Bart: well, hello.
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How may I help you, young lady?
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Jasmine: hi, my name is
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Jasmine, and I'm selling candy
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For my school's track team.
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Would you like to buy --
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Bart: how much?
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Jasmine: uh...$2 a bar.
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Bart: $2?
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Give me five.
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Come right here.
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Wait there.
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C.J.: hey, bart, who's your
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Friend?
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Bart: c.J., this is jasmine.
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And she has candy.
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C.J.: jasmine?
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I have a daughter named jasmine.
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Bart: everybody, you're gonna
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Buy some candy from jasmine,
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Aren't you, now?
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Keenan, come down here.
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Yeah, get some candy from her.
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Here you go, dear.
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Keenan: bart, this is not
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Jazmine.
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C.J.: keenan, there's other
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Girls named "Jazmine" other than
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Jazmine.
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Angel: so, how much for the
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Candy?
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Jasmine: $2 a bar.
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Angel: I'll take five.
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Thank you.
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C.J.: what's up, unc?
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You're not gonna buy any?
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Curtis: no, I'm watching my
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Figure.
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Calvin: turn into a figure
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Eight.
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Angel: cheap.
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Barrato.
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Bart: barrato.
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Curtis: now I got one.
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Jasmine: wow! I'm all sold
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Out.
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My track coach is gonna be so
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Happy.
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C.J.: [ laughing ] Oh, you
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Run track?
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Jasmine: yeah.
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C.J.: I remember when I ran.
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What events do you run?
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Jasmine: um, the 440 and 880
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Relays.
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C.J.: I ran those, too!
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Oh, man.
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I remember when I ran.
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I was the third man.
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I remember one time -- me and my
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Boy quick -- we called him
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"Quick" 'cause he was quick.
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He ran anchor.
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Man, we had to run against these
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Really fast guys, and they --
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Yeah?
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Jasmine: as much I would love
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To take a jog with you down
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Memory lane, I got to go.
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My mom's waiting in the car.
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C.J.: oh, my bad.
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[ laughs ] Okay. All right.
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Uh, good luck with your
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Fund-raiser.
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That's a cute kid.
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She real cute, right?
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Bart: what?
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What, I got something on my
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Face?
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Keenan: yeah, chocolate and a
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Stupid grin.
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Bart: okay, is it gone?
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Angel: yeah, you got the
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Chocolate.
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Curtis: you're gonna have to
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Rub a lot harder to get the
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Rub a lot harder to get the
Stupid off.
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Stupid off.
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Jalen: yo, malik, I thought
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You and kevin were a couple of
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Lames.
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Shane: yeah, but you guys are
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Okay.
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It's cool you let us come here
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And smoke.
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Malik: yep, that's me. Cool.
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Kevin: so, how long you guys
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Been smoking?
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Shane: since the 7th grade.
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Malik: I thought you were in
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The 7th grade now?
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Shane: no, no, I'm talking
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About the first time.
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Jalen: yo, malik, go get us
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Some air freshener.
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Malik: oh, my bad.
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That's just my feet.
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Jalen: we don't need it for
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Your feet.
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When you smoke, you need air
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Freshener.
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Kevin: just go.
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Malik: shh!
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Y'all hear that?
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Kevin: man, I don't hear
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Nothing.
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Malik: no, I'm serious.
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Did y'all hear that?
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Man, this fool is tripping.
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We ain't even high yet, and he
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Paranoid.
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Kevin: [ scoffs ]
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Malik, malik, look, this is our
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Chance to hang with the cool
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Guys, and you're making us look
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Bad.
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I don't want them to put me in
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My locker again.
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Now, act like you got some sense
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And get high.
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Malik: but I did hear
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Something.
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Kevin: no, you did not.
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Jazmine: boo!
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Ella: [ laughs ]
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Hi, kevin.
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Kevin: hi, mrs. Payne.
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Malik: auntie ella, you're
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Home.
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Ella: yes, malik!
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Miss claretha didn't need my
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Help, so I'm home.
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Malik: oh, well, I'm glad to
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See you.
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Love you.
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Ella: glad to see you, too,
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Malik.
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So, you gonna introduce me to
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Your friends?
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Malik: oh. Okay.
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Uh, this is -- this is shayler,
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And this is jane.
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Ella: jane?
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Malik: no. No.
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I mean this is jalen, and this
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Is shane.
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This is my auntie -- mrs. Payne.
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They're 'round.
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Jalen: hello, ma'am.
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Shane: nice to meet you.
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Jazmine: [ clears throat ]
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Malik: and this is nobody.
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Kevin: yeah, that's no one.
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Jazmine: excuse me.
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I'm jazmine, his sister.
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Jalen: how you doing?
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Ella: malik, am I to assume
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You guys are here to do a
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Homework project or something?
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Kevin: yeah.
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Shane: yeah.
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Malik: a homework project.
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How -- how'd you know?
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Ella: just a wild guess.
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Let me get you guys some snacks.
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Shane: yeah. Yeah. Snacks.
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W-we'll need them for later.
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Ella: jazmine!
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Jazmine: uh, coming, auntie.
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Something's not right.
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But, trust me, I willfigure it
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Out.
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Jalen: I thought you said
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Nobody was home.
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Shane: and now she thinks
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We're doing homework.
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This sucks.
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Ella: here, boys.
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What about some cookies?
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Here are some snacks.
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Energy for your homework.
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Together: thank you,
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Mrs. Payne.
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Malik: I mean, uh, thank you,
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Auntie. Thank you.
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Ella: malik, what is wrong
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With you?
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You're welcome.
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All righty.
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Jazmine!
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Jazmine: uh, coming, auntie.
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I'm watching y'all.
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Jalen: man, your little
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Sister's like a canine drug dog
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Sniffing around.
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Shane: I knew we should have
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Gone to my house.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Jalen: yo, malik, what's up?
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Come on.
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Malik: um, I think I'm gonna
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Pass on this one.
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Um, right, kevin?
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Kevin: yeah.
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Um, you know I was going --
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W-we're gonna have to pass.
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Jalen: see, I knew you guys
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Was a bunch of lames.
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Shane: we out.
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Malik: at least we're going
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To the 8th grade next year.
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Kevin: yeah. The 8th grade.
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Kevin: man, since we didn't
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Get high, they're never gonna
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Hang with us again.
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And there's no way we're getting
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Invited to shane's birthday
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Party.
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There was gonna be 9th-grade
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Girls there!
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Malik: I'm not mad we didn't
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Get high, but I really wanted to
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Go to that party.
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I mean, there got to be some
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Other way we could show them
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We're cool.
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Kevin: hey, we could do their
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Homework.
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They only have 3rd-grade math.
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How hard could that be?
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Malik: they're a little slow,
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Maybe 'cause they're always so
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High.
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C.J.: hi.
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Kevin: hi!
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Malik: hi!
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Kevin: hi.
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Curtis: hi.
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Kevin: hi!
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Curtis: hi.
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Kevin: hi.
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Curtis: okay, look, now
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We got that out the way, how was
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Practice?
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Malik: um, what practice?
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Curtis: football practice.
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Kevin, you try out, too?
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Kevin: huh?
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C.J.: what's wrong with you
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Two?
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Both: what?
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C.J.: you all high or
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Something?
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Both: high?
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Malik: high?
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Why would you say that?
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Did you know marijuana causes
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Anxiety, paranoia, increased
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Eating habits.
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C.J.: malik.
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Malik: sorry. I looked it up.
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Curtis: boy, did you try out
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For the football team or not?
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Malik: um, n-no.
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We forgot.
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Curtis: forgot?
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Did janine take her prenatal
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Vitamins while she was carrying
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Malik?
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Ella: I thought I heard you
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Two.
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How was work?
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Curtis: the same.
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They don't work, I yell, and
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They still don't work.
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Ella: c.J., did malik tell
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You I met two of his friends
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Today?
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Jazmine: oh, yeah!
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Jalen and shane.
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C.J.: do I know them?
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Jazmine: no.
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He just met them.
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C.J.: thank you, jazi.
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What were they doing here?
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You know you can't have company
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After school.
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Kevin: oh, I hear my mom.
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Yeah, she's calling me.
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C.J.: don't you live 10
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Blocks away?
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Kevin: her voice carries.
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See ya.
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Curtis: you better stop
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Running in my house!
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Stop running!
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Ella: c.J., he claims that
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They were here to do a homework
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Project, but I have not seen one
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Book.
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Come on, baby.
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Let's wash up for dinner.
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Curtis: yes!
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See, you need you a woman like
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Your aunt.
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She know how to lovea man.
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Love.
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Ella: jazmine!
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Ella: jazmine!
Jazmine: uh, coming, auntie.
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Jazmine: uh, coming, auntie.
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C.J.: so, who are these guys?
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Malik: um, just some dudes me
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And kevin know.
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C.J.: we both know y'all
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Wasn't doing homework, so what
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Were y'all doing?
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Malik: just chilling.
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C.J.: chilling?
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Son, you know you can talk to
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Me, man.
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Malik: yeah. I know.
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C.J.: all right.
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I'm gonna let this go for now,
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But we're not done.
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Malik: thanks, dad.
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Curtis: what? That's it?!
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That's all you're gonna do?!
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Hell, no!
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Jazmine: yeah!
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What uncle curtis say!
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Bart: uh-huh.
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I think I hear someone coming to
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The door again!
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Angel: bart, why do you get
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So excited when someone comes to
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The door?
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Bart: because, angel, it's
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Like a box of chocolates.
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You never know what you're gonna
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Get.
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[ giggles ]
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Oh, and it's jasmine, the candy
445
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Girl.
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00:10:25,862 --> 00:10:28,586
I love candy bars.
447
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Peanut-butter candy bars,
448
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Caramel candy bars, praline
449
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Candy bars, nougat candy bars,
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Almond candy bars.
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Jasmine: you're scaring me.
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Is there anybody else I can talk
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To?
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Bart: well, when it comes to
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Candy, I'm your man.
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Jasmine: here. It's on the
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House, candy man.
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Bart: whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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You see, angel?
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00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,551
I'm a winner -- a winner!
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00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,344
C.J.: hey, the track runner's
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Back. Came back for some
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Track tips, huh?
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Well, actually...
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C.J.: what you got to do is,
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When you're down in the blocks,
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You want to keep your butt high.
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00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:01,344
You want to keep your head low.
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You come up slow.
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When you come up, you got to
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Pace yourself.
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You're pacing yourself.
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When it's time to pass the
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Baton, you got to reach back.
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You want to reach back so that
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When they say --
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Jasmine: I think you're my
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Jasmine: I think you're my
Father.
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Father.
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C.J.: I had this awful dream
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That this little girl showed up
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And she looked just like
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Jazmine, and she -- she said
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That I was her father.
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Uhh!
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Did you say what I thought you
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Said?
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Jasmine: well, yeah.
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I said I think you're my father.
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C.J.: why would you say that?
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Jasmine: well, my mother said
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You're my father.
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C.J.: where's your mother?
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Jasmine: in the car.
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C.J.: well, go get her.
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Keenan: well, she looks a lot
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Like jazmine.
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Everyone agree, say aye.
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Together: aye!
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Keenan: she's similar
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Complexion, say aye.
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00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,413
Together: aye!
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00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:51,793
Angel: similar hair texture.
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Together: aye!
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00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:54,172
Calvin: likes track.
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Together: aye!
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Bart: has two eyes.
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C.J.: bart!
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00:11:57,896 --> 00:12:01,931
Bart: aye.
510
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,827
C.J.: carmen?
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Keenan: uh-oh. He knows her.
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The ayes have it.
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Carmen: hey, c.J.
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It's been a while.
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C.J.: obviously.
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Carmen: jasmine, will you go
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Wait in the car while I talk to
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Your father?
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C.J.: [ sighs ]
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I'm not her father.
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Carmen: I know it's hard to
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Believe, but, yes, you are.
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C.J.: how?
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Bart: c.J., even I know how.
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C.J.: bart! Don't y'all have
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Something to do?
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Carmen: c.J., do you remember
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That time when...
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Bart: ♪ when we ♪
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Calvin: ♪ when we ♪
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Both: ♪ when we ♪
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Carmen: when you and janine
533
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Broke up for about three weeks
534
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During our senior year?
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C.J.: y-yeah.
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Carmen: and do you remember
537
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What we did for those three
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Weeks?
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Bart: ♪ 21 days ♪
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Together: ♪ magic ♪
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C.J.: cut it out!
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Carmen: c.J., I don't want
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Anything.
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00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,344
Calvin: praise the lord!
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Carmen: I've been raising
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Jasmine without you.
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00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,965
Angel: you go, sister.
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00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,103
Carmen: but she's been asking
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00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:59,034
About her father.
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00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:00,103
Keenan: well?
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00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:01,000
Carmen: so I thought it was
552
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,758
Time the two of you met.
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00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,241
Bart: amen.
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00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,379
C.J.: and you thought
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00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:05,551
Blindsiding me was the best way
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00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,689
To do it?
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00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,275
And what's up with her name?
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00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,310
Carmen: well, you always said
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00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,896
If you ever had a daughter, you
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Would name her "Jasmine."
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Together: damn.
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C.J.: will you cut it out?!
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00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,655
Carmen: what?
564
00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:17,862
Calvin: he already has a
565
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,000
Daughter named jazmine.
566
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,862
Angel: mm-hmm, and a son
567
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:20,965
Named malik.
568
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:21,965
Bart: yeah.
569
00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,724
He and janine got married, then
570
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,275
She did crack, and his life
571
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,620
Pretty much cracked up.
572
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:27,965
Keenan: it's a long story.
573
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:30,482
C.J.: will y'all be quiet?
574
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:32,655
Listen, carmen, can we go
575
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:34,482
Someplace else and talk?
576
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:37,344
Someplace else and talk?
Carmen: of course.
577
00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:41,206
Carmen: of course.
578
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:42,827
Ella: okay, baby, come on.
579
00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:44,034
Flip that timer.
580
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,137
Flip the timer, baby!
581
00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:46,103
Drop the letters!
582
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,448
Curtis: will you wait?!
583
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:48,310
I got to do it.
584
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,413
It's got to be right.
585
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,344
Come on.
586
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:51,586
Ella: you're so spoiled.
587
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:52,586
Curtis: be quiet.
588
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:53,241
Ella: okay?
589
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:53,965
Curtis: okay.
590
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,000
Ella: move your hand.
591
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Curtis: okay, ready?
592
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,068
Go now.
593
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,137
Ella: ooh!
594
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:02,000
G-l-a-u-r--
595
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,241
Curtis: okay. Okay, stop.
596
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:04,103
Ella: no, no, no.
597
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:05,034
Curtis: stop!
598
00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:06,482
Ella: d-o-g.
599
00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:07,310
Curtis: time-out!
600
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,620
Ella: unh-unh! Curtis!
601
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,586
What are you doing?
602
00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:10,517
Curtis: what are you doing?
603
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,379
There ain't no words there.
604
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:12,586
Ella: there are plenty words
605
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,655
Down here.
606
00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,206
Curtis: not no more.
607
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:17,517
Ella: okay.
608
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:18,344
Curtis: make all the words
609
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,241
You want.
610
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,172
Hey, c.J.!
611
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,172
I'm over here beating your aunt
612
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,000
Again.
613
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,896
Ella: ha!
614
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,827
C.J.: hey, uncle c., auntie.
615
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:24,655
Ella: hey, baby.
616
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,689
C.J.: where the kids?
617
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:26,482
Ella: jazmine is over to
618
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:27,620
Claretha's, helping her brush
619
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,931
Her wigs out.
620
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,275
She said malik had to stay after
621
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:31,103
School again.
622
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,172
C.J.: what?
623
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,172
I told that boy he couldn't stay
624
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,103
After school.
625
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:35,379
What is wrong with that boy?
626
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,241
Curtis: so, who are the
627
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:37,206
Lovely ladies?
628
00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:38,000
C.J.: oh.
629
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,931
Curtis: come on.
630
00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:40,000
C.J.: oh.
631
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,103
This is carmen, an old friend
632
00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:42,172
From high school, and her
633
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,310
Daughter jasmine.
634
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,517
Ella: hi!
635
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,689
Nice to meet you.
636
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:46,551
Carmen: nice to meet you.
637
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,724
Curtis: got another jazmine.
638
00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:49,793
Carmen: yep.
639
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:51,206
C.J. Has two daughters with the
640
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,482
Same name.
641
00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:53,413
Ella: huh?
642
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:54,379
C.J.: that's why they're
643
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:58,034
Here. According to carmen...
644
00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:00,241
I'm jasmine's father.
645
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:02,275
Both: huh?
646
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:06,482
Curtis: whoo!
647
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,379
My knees -- my knees --
648
00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:09,482
My knees is weak.
649
00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:10,724
My knees is weak, ella.
650
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:11,862
Ella: okay. Okay.
651
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:14,241
Curtis: uh, c.J., c-can I
652
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,310
Talk to you for a minute alone,
653
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:17,965
Please?
654
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,172
[ chuckles nervously ]
655
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:20,310
Ella: [ chuckles nervously ]
656
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,206
Curtis: two of them.
657
00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:23,793
Ella: jasmine. Carmen.
658
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:25,310
Would you care for something to
659
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,482
Drink?
660
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,310
An aspirin? A mild sedative?
661
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,862
Carmen: I'll take some water.
662
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,379
Ella: okay.
663
00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:32,275
And I'll take that mild
664
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:34,931
Sedative.
665
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:36,206
Ohh!
666
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,862
Okay. Okay.
667
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,000
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
668
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,103
Honey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
669
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,655
What -- what are you taking?
670
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:43,724
What are you taking?
671
00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:44,689
Curtis: my high blood
672
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:45,517
Pressure pills.
673
00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:46,758
Ella: oh, no, no, honey.
674
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:48,103
This is pms medicine.
675
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:49,724
This is mine.
676
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:50,965
Curtis: well, they ain't
677
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,482
Working, 'cause I'm still pissed
678
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:53,206
Off!
679
00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:54,482
Ella: curtis!
680
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,517
Ella: curtis!
Curtis: uhh! Ugh!
681
00:15:56,517 --> 00:16:00,310
Curtis: uhh! Ugh!
682
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:03,172
Curtis: uhh! Ugh!
You said you two had what?
683
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:08,068
You said you two had what?
684
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,931
Ella: and so she got...
685
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:13,793
C.J.: yes, ma'am.
686
00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:14,793
Curtis: and then you got
687
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:15,724
What?
688
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:16,758
C.J.: another kid.
689
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:20,724
Curtis: uhh!
690
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:23,068
I got two words for you.
691
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,931
They are not moving in this
692
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:25,965
House, you hear me?!
693
00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,103
Ella: right.
694
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:28,172
C.J.: that's more than two
695
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,103
Words.
696
00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:30,517
Curtis: I'm gonna kill him.
697
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,103
I'm gonna kill him right here.
698
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:37,931
Ugh! Ugh!
699
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:41,689
Ugh!
700
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,275
Paternity test!
701
00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:44,482
C.J.: well, she does kind of
702
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:45,586
Have my eyes.
703
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:47,000
Curtis: no!
704
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,551
Shut up! No!
705
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,551
She don't have your eyes!
706
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,241
Shut up, c.J.!
707
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:54,344
You've got two kids, boy!
708
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:55,793
You in eternal debt!
709
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:56,965
Huh?!
710
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,517
You already -- you're in the
711
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,896
Middle of a divorce!
712
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,620
What are you doing, man?
713
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,931
You...
714
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,137
You're taking a paternity test.
715
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:05,931
You hear me?
716
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:08,965
Huh?! Huh?!
717
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,241
Huh?! Huh?!
Ella: wait. Okay.
718
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,448
Ella: wait. Okay.
719
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:15,172
C.J.: carmen!
720
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,379
Can I talk to you for a second,
721
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:17,068
Please?
722
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:18,586
Curtis: get in here!
723
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:19,586
Carmen: what's going on?
724
00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:23,000
C.J.: have a seat.
725
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,724
I was talking to my uncle, and
726
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,517
He thinks that we should get a
727
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:28,551
Paternity test.
728
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,000
Carmen: so, you don't believe
729
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,068
Me?
730
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,310
Ella: ha!
731
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,655
No.
732
00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,103
C.J.: it's not that I don't
733
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:36,206
Believe you.
734
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,689
It's just that we should be
735
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:38,896
Absolutely sure.
736
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,551
Carmen: I understand.
737
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:43,689
We'll just go to the --
738
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,448
Curtis: domino!
739
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:46,931
C.J.: a home paternity test?
740
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,103
Curtis: yes, sir.
741
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:49,137
You take that, you swab
742
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,793
Yourself, you swab the kid, put
743
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,068
It in an envelope, lick the
744
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,655
Envelope, send it off.
745
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,310
Three to five days later,
746
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:57,344
You are not the father!
747
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,275
Ella: curtis...
748
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,758
Why do you have that?
749
00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,000
Curtis: I knew one day,
750
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,379
Between you and calvin --
751
00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:04,379
One day they would
752
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:05,379
Come in handy.
753
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:06,586
That's why I got them.
754
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,275
And I also got two pregnancy
755
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,241
Tests, and I got a blood-alcohol
756
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:13,034
Test-counter thingy, and I got a
757
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:16,482
Polygraph machine of which I'm
758
00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:19,137
Polygraph machine of which I'm
Hooking you up tonight!
759
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:24,862
Hooking you up tonight!
760
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,103
Problem?
761
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:26,793
C.J.: no, sir.
762
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,413
C.J.: no, sir.
Curtis: I didn't think so!
763
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:33,379
Curtis: I didn't think so!
764
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,586
Ella: I can't believe this.
765
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:36,551
It's almost 6:00, and malik is
766
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:37,689
Not home yet.
767
00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:39,310
Curtis: well, he know better.
768
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:40,103
Ella: hey.
769
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:40,965
C.J.: hey.
770
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:43,689
[ cellphone rings ]
771
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,137
Hello?
772
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:46,413
Yeah, this is malik payne's
773
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,517
Father.
774
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,517
They did what?!
775
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:50,620
Okay. Thank you.
776
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:51,586
I'll be right there.
777
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:52,413
Ella: what?
778
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:53,241
C.J.: can you watch jazmine
779
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:54,206
For me?
780
00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:55,241
Curtis: which one?
781
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,103
C.J.: ha!
782
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,206
This is serious, unc.
783
00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,379
Malik and kevin tried to steal
784
00:18:58,379 --> 00:18:59,793
Walkie-talkies from radio world.
785
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:00,793
I got to go pick them up.
786
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:01,793
Ella: what?!
787
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:02,827
C.J.!
788
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,379
Curtis: walkie-talkies?
789
00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:06,172
Why didn't he steal a car?
790
00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:07,172
He out there with
791
00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:07,620
Walkie-talkies.
47919
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