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Jazmine: hi, auntie ella.
Is daddy here?
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Ella: he's in the kitchen.
Jazmine: daddy, daddy!
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C.J.: hey, hey.
What's all that yelling about?
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Jazmine: I'm running for
President!
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C.J.: oh, thank goodness.
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We'll finally have somebody in
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The white house
That know what they doing.
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Jazmine: daddy, be serious.
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C.J.: oh, I'm sorry.
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What you running for?
President of what?
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Malik: she's running
For president
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Of the whole school.
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Calvin: uh, lil' bit.
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Aren't you a little young
To be running
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For president
Of the whole school?
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Jazmine: somebody had to
Represent the little people.
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Nobody ever listens
To third-graders.
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Ella: sounds like
A little woman on a mission.
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Jazmine: and we get
To do campaigns,
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Give speeches, and we're gonna
Have a debate.
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C.J.: like a real politician.
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Jazmine: mm-hmm.
Malik: it's a mock election.
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Even if she does win,
She won't do anything.
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Calvin: duh.
Like a real politician.
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Curtis: what's this I hear
About my niece
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Getting into politics?
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Jazmine: I'm running
For president.
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Curtis: be careful, baby.
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You know, politics
Is a dirty business.
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Nothing but backstabbing
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And smear campaigns
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And personal attacks.
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Calvin: lil' bit will be fine.
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She's a shark.
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Malik: yeah, and don't worry,
Uncle curtis.
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You know,
Since I'm her big brother
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And she's my little sister,
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I think I might be
Her very own
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Secret service agent.
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C.J.: wow, malik,
That's nice,
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Looking out for your sister
Like that.
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I'm proud of you.
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Ella: that is sweet.
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Malik: plus, the chicks
Dig bodyguards.
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Curtis: yeah, they do.
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Malik: yes, they do.
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Curtis: you gonna have
A guard dog
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Or blind dog with you
Or something?
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Ella: babe?
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Oh, babe, I was thinking--
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Curtis: uh-oh.
Ella: curtis.
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I found out
That the "Y" offers
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Several classes for couples.
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I think we should take one.
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Curtis: classes?
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Baby, come on, now.
I don't take no classes.
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I didn't like school
The first time I went.
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Ella: curtis,
Stop being silly.
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I think we should take a class,
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Baby, because we never
Do anything together.
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Curtis: ella, what are you
Talking about?
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We always do stuff together.
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We did things together
Last night.
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Ella: curtis, I know that.
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But other than that,
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We don't do anything
As a couple.
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Curtis: what are you
Talking about, ella?
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We always do stuff together.
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We eat together.
We sleep together.
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We watch tv together.
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Shoot, we talking together
Right now.
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You ask me, we spend
Too much time together.
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Ella: just look this over
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And pick one out, please.
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Please, please, please.
Curtis: yeah, okay.
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C.J.: the kids want you to come
And say good night to them.
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Curtis: good night!
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C.J.: uncle curtis, man.
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Ella: don't mind him,
I will go
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And say good night
To the kids.
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C.J.: thanks, aunt ella.
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Curtis: go ahead, woman.
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Look, your aunt wants me
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To go take some class
With her at the "Y."
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So you can help me
Pick something out.
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Okay, I've already ruled out
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Knitting, basket weaving,
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Floral arrangements.
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You know I ain't doing that.
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I don't know, see.
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C.J.: what about
These art classes?
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Curtis: okay, can you catch
The theme
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Of the stuff I ruled
Out, please?
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C.J.: uncle c, you're missing
The big picture.
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It says right here, they got
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Live models.
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Curtis: boy...
I didn't--
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I didn't see that.
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It's right there.
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It's right there in front
Of my face, ain't it?
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I didn't even see it.
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Oh, ha, live models!
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Hey, hey, ella!
I'm gonna get my picasso on!
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Going painting!
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Calvin: hey.
What you guys doing?
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C.J.: sitting here,
Talking about uncle c
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Taking this art class
At the "Y."
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Calvin: oh, the one
With the live models?
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Curtis: yeah.
Calvin: that's a good class.
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Curtis: you took it?
Calvin: no.
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I was a... Live model.
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Curtis: baby,
I don't want to go!
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I'm gonna be sick that day!
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C.J.: so, why did you
Stop modeling?
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Calvin: they said they only
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Wanted female models.
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Curtis: oh, you idiot.
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Hey, hey, baby, I'm healed!
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I'm healed!
We gonna go!
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And do some painting.
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We're going painting
With the live models.
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What do I--
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Did you drink out my stuff?
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Aah!
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Ella!
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Come get him!
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I'm about to kill him!
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Jazmine: go on.
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Are they still out there?
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Malik: no, they gone.
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They're gone.
Jazmine: okay.
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Malik: oh, man!
Jazmine: what?
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Malik: the braves are losing!
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Jazmine: huh?
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Malik: earpiece.
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C.J.: hey, what's going on?
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Whoa, son! Ooh, nice suit.
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Where you get that?
Malik: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Cousin calvin hooked me up.
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C.J.: well, how did he--
Malik: hey,
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I didn't ask,
And he didn't tell.
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Anyway, a couple
Of the older kids
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Was teasin' tiny tot.
Jazmine: yep.
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C.J.: tiny tot?
Malik: yeah.
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That's a code name, dad.
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Jazmine: they're just afraid
I'll win.
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Malik: so I had to take
Evasive action.
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C.J.: evasive. That's my boy.
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Malik: yeah, yeah.
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But right now,
I'm going to get a snack
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Because being a bodyguard
Requires a lot of energy.
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C.J.: that's right, and you got
To make it do what it do, man.
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Malik: oh, yeah. Saving lives.
Saving lives, baby.
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Jazmine: oh, and, daddy...
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This is one of my posters.
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It's good, huh?
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C.J.: uh...
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Yeah, it's good.
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But, uh, you might
Want to think about
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Putting a little more pizzazz
Into your poster.
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Malik!
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Malik: yes, dad?
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C.J.: I want you to take
That picture there
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And scan it for me.
Malik: sure, sure.
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C.J.: I'm gonna need
About 100 copies.
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Malik: what?
C.J.: just do it.
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All right, baby girl.
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What you're
Gonna need is
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You're gonna need a motto.
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Jazmine: I know what
You're talking about.
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Like this?
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C.J.: not a model,a motto.
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It's like a phrase
That sums up
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What you stand for, like
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"There's more to gain...
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With jazmine payne."
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Jazmine: hmm. Well, uh...
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C.J.: and you're gonna need
A platform.
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Jazmine: oh, I don't need
A platform,
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Because when I just
Make my speech,
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I just stand on a chair.
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C.J.: no, no, that's not
What a platform is.
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You're gonna need
A lot of help.
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You know...
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I'll just be
Your campaign manager!
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Yeah! This will be great!
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This will be wonderful, baby!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Jazmine: yeah, but, dad...
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I don't think parents--
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C.J.: don't worry about it.
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I would be honored.
Don't worry.
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I will not get in the way.
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Trust me.
Everything will be okay.
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Malik!
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Malik, what are you doing?
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You are slacking, son!
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You're slacking!
You're gonna win, baby.
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You are gonna win.
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We're gonna make sure
That you win.
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Malik, what are you doing?
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I need more copies-- copies,
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Copies, copies, all right?
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Come on!
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Curtis: I'm not going back.
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Ella: oh, yes, you are.
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Curtis: oh, no, I'm not!
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Ella: curtis...
Curtis: what the hell?
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Look, I didn't join a class
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To draw no doggone
Bowls of fruit.
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Ella: curtis...
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Curtis: if I draw some fruit,
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It's gonna be some... Melons.
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They said there was gonna be
Some live models there.
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I want to see the live models.
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I want to see 'em!
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Ella: that is for
The more advanced students.
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Curtis: then call me
When you get to that!
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Malik: excuse me, sir.
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Unauthorized personnel
Is not allowed in this area.
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Curtis: boy, if you don't get
Your hands off me--
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Malik: sir, use your
Indoor voice with me, please.
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Use your indoor voice
With me.
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Curtis: how 'bout I use
My indoor foot?
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Malik: I'm security
Around here.
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You don't need to be
Disrespecting me!
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C.J.: aunt ella,
You're just in time
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To hear jazmine's speech.
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Jazmine!
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Ella: okay.
C.J.: come on, baby.
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We're gonna
Work on your speech.
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Jazmine: I'm sorry.
I have to finish my homework.
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C.J.: oh, come on, come on.
Just one time, one time.
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Just so we can hear
How it sounds, okay?
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Jazmine: okay.
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C.J.: she good. She good.
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Jazmine: okay. Well...
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"Ask not... What our school
Can do for you--"
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C.J.: that's it, baby.
You got that that.
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She got that. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
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Jazmine: okay. Um...
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"Ask what you can do
For our school."
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C.J.: didn't I tell you
She got that thing?
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She got that thing d--
I'm sorry, baby.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Jazmine: "A vote for payne
Is everyone's gain."
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C.J.: that's good!
That's good, girl!
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That is-- phew!
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Jazmine: hey, dad...
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This sounds fake.
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Can I just speak
From my heart?
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C.J.: no!
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You know how good that was?
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Ella: c.J.
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Would you just speak
From your heart, baby?
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Jazmine: okay.
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Big or small, we all want
The same things, don't we?
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We all want to feel...
Respected.
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We all want to be heard.
C.J.: no.
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Ella: ah!
C.J.: no.
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C.J.: no. I mean,
That was cute,
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But mine
Was much better.
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Look, let me show you something.
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Stand up straight, baby,
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And when you stand up,
I want you
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To look--
Just look right there.
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Look right
Into their eyes,
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And you got
To speak to them.
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Jazmine: you know what?
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I can't take this anymore!
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Malik, get me
A glass of milk.
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And heavy on the chocolate.
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C.J.: okay. Okay.
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We're gonna take five.
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We take five.
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Ella: okay, c.J.,
Don't you think
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You've taken
This election thing
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Just a little bit too
Seriously?
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Curtis: [ chuckles ]
Yeah, especially since
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The only office
You ever ran for
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Was in school--
The nurse's office.
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Hey, baby,
Do you remember when
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That-- what was her name?
Ella: shelly.
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Curtis: shelly ingram...
Ella: ingram.
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Curtis: ...Beat his butt.
[ laughter ]
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C.J.: yeah, well,
She was a lot bigger.
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She was older.
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Curtis: yeah, she whooped
A mess out of you.
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Malik: excuse me.
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The candidate
Would like to make
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A brief statement.
C.J.: oh, okay.
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Jazmine: effective
Immediately,
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I am withdrawing
From the race.
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C.J.: but, baby, no!
No, you can't!
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Malik: excuse me, sir.
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Do you want me to get evasive?
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Now, I told you
There will be
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No more questions.
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No more
Questions, sir.
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Calvin: ooh, nice touch,
Big dog.
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Malik: thank you. Thank you.
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C.J.: he just getting it--
He trying to work
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On his job
And everything, you know.
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Get himself pumped up.
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He a little beside himself.
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Ella: c.J., this is all
Your fault.
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C.J.: jazmine, it's daddy.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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I guess I got
A little carried away.
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Jazmine: daddy, a little?
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You were doing everything!
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Calvin: yeah, I'm surprised
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You didn't put
Yourface on the posters.
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C.J.: calvin.
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00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,758
Anyway, I just wanted
To help you run
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An effective campaign,
That's all.
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Jazmine: but I have
My own ideas.
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C.J.: you're right,
You're right.
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00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,344
And as
Your campaign manager,
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It is my job
To get you to reconsider.
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00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:18,172
Please don't drop out
Of the race.
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Jazmine: okay. Well...
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If I come back,
You have to promise
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To let me run things
Myway.
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C.J.: I promise. Sure.
Whatever you say.
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Anything you want to do.
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So, what do you want
To do first?
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Jazmine: I hate to break it
To you, dad, but you're fired.
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00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,896
C.J.: what?
Jazmine: security.
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Malik: you heard her, sir.
Step away, sir.
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C.J.: baby girl--
Malik: let's go.
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C.J.: but that's my daughter.
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Malik: that's not my problem.
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C.J.: no, that's
My little girl.
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Calvin: so, jazmine.
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00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,482
I hear you have
A new position opening.
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How much does it pay?
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Jazmine: [ clears throat ]
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Malik: I'll handle him.
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00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,206
Let's go. You, too.
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You, too. Yes.
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Calvin: jazmine.
Malik: don't you-- get out!
343
00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:06,068
Ella: stop.
Curtis: [ laughs ]
344
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,275
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
345
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,517
Hold up. How you gonna
Be mad at me?
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00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:10,551
You be mad at me
'cause the teacher
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00:11:10,551 --> 00:11:12,896
Said I was excelling?
348
00:11:12,896 --> 00:11:15,344
Ella: curtis, you didn't even
Want to go to the class
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Until little miss model
Dropped all her clothes
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00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:19,344
And then all of a sudden,
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00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:22,000
You get interested
In the class.
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00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,517
Curtis: I'm very interested.
353
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,862
Hey, c.J., uh,
The teacher said
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I have a natural feel
For the human form.
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00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,137
[ laughs ]
356
00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:33,310
Oh, good-- y'all got
The campaign over with.
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00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,379
Great.
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00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,862
Now I can have
My living room back.
359
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,517
C.J.: well, I talked jazmine
Back into running.
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00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:42,448
She changed her, uh,
Campaign strategy.
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00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:44,344
Curtis: well, I like
This new campaign.
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00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,655
Everything's back
In its place,
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Where it belongs.
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00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,862
Baby, grab me a soda
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00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:48,862
While you go
In there, please.
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Ella: no.
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00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,068
I need to go and practice
368
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:53,896
On drawing my fruit.
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00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,413
Curtis: draw some melons
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00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:57,448
For me.
371
00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,896
Jazmine: uncle curtis,
Will you please
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00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:01,413
Help me practice--
Curtis: shh! Shh!
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00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,241
It's tv time, baby. Too loud.
374
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:07,275
Jazmine: but... Can you help
Me practice for my debate?
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00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:11,000
Curtis: okay.
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00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,689
Okay. I'll help you.
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00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,275
You say you need help.
Jazmine: okay.
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00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:18,103
Curtis: I say you don't.
Debate's over.
379
00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:20,620
C.J.: jazmine,
I could help you.
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00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,862
Never mind. Never mind.
381
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:24,896
I'll just go help
Aunt ella draw some fruit.
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00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:29,689
Jazmine: [ sighs ]
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00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:32,000
Curtis: okay, look,
Can you...
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00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,172
Uncle got to watch tv.
385
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,586
Jazmine: but, please?
386
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:38,068
I reallyneed your help.
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00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,655
Curtis: jazi, jazi, baby,
Go get malik to help you.
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00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:43,172
Jazmine: but I need
Someone like you.
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00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:45,344
Curtis: I wasn't
Even thinking.
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00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:47,827
You need someone
With a keen intellect
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00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:51,034
And superior
Persuasive techniques.
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00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:52,206
Jazmine: yeah!
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00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,413
Of course I don't.
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00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:55,965
I need someone old.
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00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:57,689
What? I have to practice
396
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,241
Debating on someone
Older than me,
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00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:00,793
And you're the oldest person
In the house.
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00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,344
Curtis: go ask your auntie.
399
00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:05,724
She babysitted moses.
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00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:06,896
Jazmine: okay. Well,
401
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,448
I'll just tell her
What you said
402
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:09,689
And I'll ask her.
403
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,413
Curtis: come here.
404
00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:13,344
Little snitch.
405
00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,448
Come here. Come here.
406
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,620
If you're gonna
Be president,
407
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,965
The first thing
You got to learn
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00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:19,827
Is to know
When somebody's joking.
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00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:23,103
Now... What--
410
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,206
The second thing
You got to know
411
00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:27,448
Is you can't be sitting up
On your debater.
412
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:29,655
Arm's length, baby--
Arm's length.
413
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:32,896
You might be looking
At my notes, trying to cheat.
414
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,068
Okay. Where you want
To start?
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00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,172
Jazmine: you stand
Behind that one,
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00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,655
And I'll stand
Behind this one.
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00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:42,551
Curtis: okay.
Who'll ask the questions?
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00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:44,379
Jazmine: oh, don't worry.
I got it covered.
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00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,413
Curtis: okay.
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00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:49,172
Jazmine: three... Two... One.
421
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:50,344
Calvin: what up?
422
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:51,413
Curtis: oh, hell, no!
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00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,448
Calvin: oh, that
Is two points
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00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:54,862
Off for bad language.
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00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:57,172
Curtis: shut up. Why him?
426
00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,551
Jazmine: because he was
The only one available.
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00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,344
Curtis: don't you have class
Today or something?
428
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:01,689
Calvin: this ismy class.
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00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:03,517
See, I'm getting extra credit
For poli science.
430
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:06,000
Plus, little bit
Paid me $5.
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00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,241
Curtis: aha!
Then you can't be impartial.
432
00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:11,172
Calvin: well, if you pay me
$5, too, then I can.
433
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,310
Curtis: get away from me.
434
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,413
Jazmine: okay.
435
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,827
Before uncle curtis
Kills somebody...
436
00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:18,034
Cousin calvin,
You sit right here.
437
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,275
Curtis: nuh-uh.
He can't sit there.
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00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,344
That's my chair.
439
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:22,206
Calvin: that's another
Two points off
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00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,172
For being possessive.
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00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:28,517
Jazmine: uncle curtis,
You are gonna pretend
442
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,275
To be myron patterson.
Curtis: I'm myron.
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00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:31,310
Jazmine: he's in
The sixth grade,
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00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:32,448
And he's really mean.
445
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:33,655
Curtis: [ grunts ]
446
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,379
Calvin: well, that should be
Easy for you.
447
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,344
Curtis: shut up.
448
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:37,379
Calvin: see?
449
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,517
Jazmine: okay.
450
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:41,000
Well, here you go,
Cousin calvin.
451
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,655
Calvin: thanks, little bit.
Jazmine: mm-hmm.
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00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,655
Calvin: ah, let's see, here.
453
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,827
First question
For jazmine payne.
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00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,344
Jazmine: okay.
Calvin: miss payne,
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00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:53,172
Where do you stand
On the issue of giving
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00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,689
Kindergartners
The right to vote?
457
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:58,172
Jazmine: well, that's
An excellent question.
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00:14:58,172 --> 00:15:00,689
I believe all students
Have rights.
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00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,482
So everybody should be
Allowed to vote,
460
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,344
Not just the big kids.
461
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,344
Calvin: myron, do you wish
To rebut?
462
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:10,517
Nobody want a bunch
Of nose-pickin', doll-havin',
463
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,862
Cartoon-watchin'
Bed wetters voting.
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00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,620
Calvin: myron, any more
Outbursts and I'm gonna
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00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,448
Have to disqualify you
From this debate.
466
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,620
Curtis: what are you
Talking about?
467
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,413
She said he was mean.
I'm playing my part.
468
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,896
Jazmine: that's okay,
Cousin calvin.
469
00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:21,931
I have a rebuttal.
470
00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:24,793
Curtis: watch your language,
Girl.
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00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,344
Calvin: miss payne,
You have the floor.
472
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:28,344
Jazmine: okay.
473
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,689
Okay. Well, myron's answer
474
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,344
Demonstrates
My point perfectly.
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00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:35,241
Just because you're bigger
Doesn't make you right.
476
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:37,344
You know, things
Like name-calling
477
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,034
Only shows that
You didn't learn
478
00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:40,655
What you were supposed
To when you were little.
479
00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:41,655
Calvin: whoo!
480
00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,034
2 points for payne.
481
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,551
Curtis: yeah, baby!
482
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:45,793
Now, you know what?
483
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:46,931
I'm gonna tell you something.
484
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:49,172
If you debate
Like that tomorrow,
485
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:51,206
You're gonna kick
Myron's rebuttal
486
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:53,241
All the way
Up the hall, baby.
487
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:54,275
Jazmine: do you really think
So, uncle curtis?
488
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,827
Curtis: I know so, baby.
489
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:58,344
You are smart. Mmm!
490
00:15:58,344 --> 00:15:59,896
Jazmine: thank you.
Curtis: now, I concede
491
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:02,517
This debate
To jazmine payne.
492
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:04,310
You the winner, baby.
493
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,137
[ laughs ]
494
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,000
You are good. That was fun.
495
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,068
Calvin: she was good.
496
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,034
Curtis: now you get out
Of my chair.
497
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,827
Calvin: that's another
Two points.
498
00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:18,344
Why you always playing, dad?
499
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,551
Curtis: love you.
500
00:16:23,965 --> 00:16:25,310
Ella: just keep still.
Just keep still.
501
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,586
C.J.: hey, aunt ella.
502
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,931
You're getting real serious
503
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,275
About this art thing, huh?
504
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:30,482
Ella: c.J., I need all
505
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:31,793
The practice I can get.
506
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,620
Curtis: baby, that don't look
Nothing like calvin.
507
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,551
Ella: curtis, I thought
I was improving.
508
00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:38,034
Curtis: it's not you,baby.
509
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:40,448
Calvin, hold your hand out.
510
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:43,275
Not like you a greek god.
Put your hand out.
511
00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:45,413
Like you're begging,
With the look.
512
00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,689
Now, thatlook like calvin.
513
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,172
Draw that.
514
00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:50,551
Jazmine: aunt ella,
Uncle curtis, where are you?
515
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,724
C.J.: we're in here, sweetie.
516
00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,103
Jazmine: I won! I won!
517
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:54,344
I was voted president!
518
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:55,689
Ella: yeah!
519
00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:58,448
Curtis: we got a president
In the family!
520
00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:01,137
Malik: oh, um,
The president-elect
521
00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:03,137
Would like your presence
In the living room.
522
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,137
Curtis: come on, y'all.
Come on.
523
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,862
Jazmine: come on,
Cousin calvin.
524
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,965
Ella: that little president.
525
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,896
Calvin: what's wrong,
Big dog?
526
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:14,137
Malik: man, I didn't get
One girl's number.
527
00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:16,689
Man, being a bodyguard stinks.
528
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:21,793
Curtis: come on.
Jazmine: [ clears throat ]
529
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:24,310
First, I want to say
That I am very excited
530
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,689
About being elected
President.
531
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:26,724
Ella: yeah!
532
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:28,137
Curtis: president
In the house!
533
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:32,448
Jazmine: and I want to thank
My aunt, my uncle,
534
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:37,689
My brother/bodyguard,
And cousin calvin.
535
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:41,793
C.J.: [ clears throat ]
536
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,862
Sorry.
537
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,103
Jazmine: and all
The little people
538
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:46,586
Who have made me
Who I am--
539
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,310
Kellie, stacey, jenee,
540
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,620
Chris, teri...
541
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,620
Ella: don't worry.
542
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,068
She has not forgotten you.
543
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,758
Curtis: don't hold
Your breath.
544
00:17:53,758 --> 00:17:55,068
Jazmine: ...Lamont, brandon,
545
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:58,689
Joe, michelle,
Tyler, anita.
546
00:17:58,689 --> 00:18:01,034
Oh, wait.
I'm forgetting someone.
547
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:02,344
C.J.: yeah.
548
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:04,137
Jazmine: [ gasps ] Shontell!
549
00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:05,172
[ laughs ]
550
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:07,000
How could I have
Ever forgotten shontell?
551
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,310
Thank you, shontell.
C.J.: thank you, shontell.
552
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,620
Jazmine: she was the best.
Leave the best for last.
553
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,172
Curtis: [ laughs ]
That's great.
554
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,310
C.J.: shontell ain't
Do nothing.
555
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,379
Jazmine: she helped me
A whole lot.
556
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:19,724
Curtis: yes, she did,
And I don't even know her.
557
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:25,137
Curtis: wait right there!
Right there!
558
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,241
Giddy up! Giddy up.
559
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,620
Giddy up, giddy up,
Giddy up, giddy up.
560
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,413
Ooh, I wish I was bowlegged.
561
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:32,931
[ laughs ] Bye, c.J.
562
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:36,827
I hope I didn't disturb you.
563
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,758
[ metal clanking ]
564
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,724
Whoo!
565
00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:48,379
Had to get my toolbelt.
566
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,344
Your aunt gonna paint me
As a cowboy...
567
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,827
With a toolbelt.
568
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:56,206
Start gettin' a giddy up.
569
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,172
Right there.
570
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:02,586
You ever seen
A cowboy do that?
571
00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:04,413
Whoo!
C.J.: bill pickett.
572
00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:05,896
Curtis: bill pickett?
C.J.: bill pickett.
573
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,862
Curtis: you don't know
Nothing about bill pickett.
574
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,517
C.J.: bill pickett.
[ grunts ]
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