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With only seven seconds left
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On the clock, the falcons
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Really have their work cut out
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For them.
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C.J.: one more touchdown and
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It's over, baby.
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Calvin: shh!
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I got money riding on this.
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Vick is set.
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Here's the snap.
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Ohh, vick stumbles.
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All: ohh!
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But he stays on his feet.
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All: yeah!
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He hurls a hail mary pass way
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Down the field.
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Roddy white leaps in the end
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Zone and --
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[ static crackles ]
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All: no!
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Bart: hurry! Hurry!
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We can save it.
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Screwdriver!
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Keenan: check!
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Bart: foil!
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Spit!
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Eww.
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The falcons win!
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The falcons win.
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I have never in my entire
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Career seen a miraculous catch
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Like that one.
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Let's watch the replay.
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Bart: thank goodness for
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Replays, huh?
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[ static crackles ]
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No!
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Quick! Quick!
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Suction!
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C.J.: what the hell?
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Calvin: call it.
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Bart: time of death -- 3:36,
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Sunday afternoon.
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I'd better tell the parents.
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Keenan: ohh! Why me?
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Take me, lord.
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C.J.: okay, okay, fellas.
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We got to get a new tv.
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Keenan: with what?
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Bart: hey, I got an idea.
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We're gonna use the poodle
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Money.
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Calvin: poodle money?
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Bart: yeah, you remember the
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Poodle that got locked inside
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The car?
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Curtis: no, no, I don't
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Remember that.
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Bart: well, the lady, she
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Sent us a "Thank you" check for
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2,000 bucks, right, chief?
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Remember?
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C.J.: we didn't know anything
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About that.
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Curtis: wasn't supposed to.
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Because the check was made out
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To me.
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Keenan: well, with $2,000, we
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Can get a very nice tv.
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Curtis: keenan, I think
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There's a lot more important
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Things we can get around here
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Other than a tv.
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Delivery for a curtis payne.
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Curtis: that's me.
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Excuse me.
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Come on, bring it in.
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Bring it in. Bring it in.
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Don't bump it too hard.
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Don't bump it too hard.
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[ laughs ]
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Just sign here.
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Curtis: all right. All right.
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I got you.
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...Payne.
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Calvin: what is this?
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Curtis: this is the 3200
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Deluxe superpro massage chair
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With body scanner...For my body.
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Calvin: that's a whole lot of
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Scanning.
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C.J.: is this what you did
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With the $2,000?
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Curtis: yeah.
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Bart, screwdriver.
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Open it up.
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It's time to walk it out.
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You are beautiful.
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You are sexy.
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Ella: [ laughs ]
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There's a skinny woman inside
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Of you waiting to come out.
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Ella: come on, girl.
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Let's start this.
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Start slow.
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Ella: okay.
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Walking in place.
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Ella: and walk.
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Now kick it up.
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Faster.
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And walk to the left.
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Ella: and to the left.
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Now walk to the right.
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Ella: to the right.
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Too slow.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Do you feel it working?
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Come on, girl.
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Now right leg up.
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And left leg up.
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Ella: wait a minute.
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And double time.
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And double time.
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And here we go.
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Ella: okay, wait. Pause.
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Okay. All right.
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Keep it moving.
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Ella: I'm gonna cut you off.
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Whoo!
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Okay, that was...
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C.J.: aunt ella, what you
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Need -- some oxygen?
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Ella: no.
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I'm just so tired of these
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Skinny little white women
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Telling me, "You can do it.
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You can do it."
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C.J., I can't do it.
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I can't do it.
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I can't do it.
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C.J.: I'm glad to see you're
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Exercising, though.
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I was reading this book about
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Children and diabetes, and I was
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Worried about malik, so I got
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Him some snacks.
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I cut up some carrots and put
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Some cheese and crackers out.
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You know, a healthy after-school
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Snack.
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Ella: [ laughs ]
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Malik ain't eating no healthy
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After-school snack, carrots --
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Unless you put some chocolate on
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Them.
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[ laughter ]
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But you're a good father.
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Curtis: hey, baby.
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Ella: hey, babe.
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Curtis: I'm running over to
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The station for a minute.
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C.J.: for what?
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So you can sit in your new
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Massage chair?
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Curtis: you're damn skippy.
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C.J.: you know, even though
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You were the one that saved that
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Poodle, you wasn't the only one
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On the call.
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Curtis: c.J., when that old
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Woman held that dog up, little
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Fifi, to give kisses to the
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Brave fireman that saved his
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Life, I was the one with poodle
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Spit all over my face.
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C.J.: well, unc, you know the
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Guys are pretty upset.
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Curtis: will you quit
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Worrying about my guys?
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Concentrate on your kids.
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C.J.: I do.
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My kids love me.
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Hey, baby, how was your day --
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Jazmine: leave me alone!
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C.J.: malik?
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What's wrong with your sister?
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Malik: don't ask.
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Curtis: you're right.
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You're a great father.
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A regular old cosby.
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Ella: malik, come on back in
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Here, baby.
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What is wrong with jazi?
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Malik: I got a question for
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You -- what is this?
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C.J.: it's a carrot.
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A vegetable.
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Malik: I know that.
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But where's my regular snack?
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C.J.: boy, just eat it.
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It's good for you.
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Ella: malik, what is wrong
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With jazmine?
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Malik: we had one of those
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Assemblies at school.
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C.J.: and it made jazmine
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Cry?
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Malik: well, it was one of
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Those "Don't do drugs" thing,
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And the guy was really intense.
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Ella: ohh!
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Malik: he was showing us
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Pictures of this guy that used
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So much drugs that got cancer
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And had to chop his jaw off.
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Ella: well, that's it.
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It was too graphic.
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That's why she's so upset.
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C.J.: yeah, yeah.
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I'd better go talk to her.
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Malik: you know what?
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These carrots are really good.
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I wonder if we have any
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Chocolate syrup to dip them in.
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Ella: c.J.!
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See, c.J., I told you!
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C.J.: jaz?
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Jazi?
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Jazmine: I don't want to talk
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About it!
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C.J.: ohh, baby girl,
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Whatever it is, me and you, we
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Can always talk about it.
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Malik: psst!
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Dad, let me talk to you, playa.
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That ain't gonna work.
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When you're talking with
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Jazmine, man, you got to beat
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Around the bush.
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You can't be so up front with
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Her, you know?
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C.J.: oh, you got to beat
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Around the bush?
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Malik: yeah.
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C.J.: okay.
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So...
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How about those falcons?
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Jazmine: oh, daddy, that man
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Was so scary.
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And he said some bad things.
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And marcus jones said he was
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Talking about mommy.
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Was he?
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C.J.: no, sweetheart.
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Malik: uh, yes, he was, but
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It's okay.
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I kicked his butt after school.
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C.J.: come here, sweetheart.
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Let me tell you something.
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Your mommy is very sick, okay?
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But you don't need to worry
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About her, 'cause she's gonna
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Get better real soon.
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Malik: wish I could say the
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Same thing about marcus jones,
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But he's gonna be looking like a
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Puffy-eyed raccoon for a long
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Time.
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C.J.: what is he talking
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About?
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We should get this one right
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Here.
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Bart: yeah, but this one
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Doesn't have surround sound.
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Curtis: hey, guys.
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Hey, that bathroom's looking
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Pretty nasty.
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Keenan: but it's got a
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Built-in dvd player.
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Curtis: hey, excuse me.
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I said the bathroom is dirty.
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Bart: oh, sorry, chief.
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We're just shopping for our new
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Tv.
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See, we heard you on the phone
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Having your chair picked up,
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Doing the right thing.
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Curtis: oh, look here.
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About the chair.
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Delivery for curtis payne.
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Curtis: here I am.
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Bring it in. Bring it in.
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Bring it in.
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We gonna make you a fireman.
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You might as well stay here.
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But you know...
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[ laughs ]
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Calvin: man, I thought you
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Were sending this chair back.
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Curtis: I did.
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This one just came.
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Yeah, the massage function broke
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On the other one, so I sent it
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Back.
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You might want to ease into
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This one.
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Curtis: oh, yeah -- ease in.
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Did y'all hear what he said?
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He has a sense of humor.
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You can help them.
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They ain't got no sense of
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Humor, man.
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They didn't get that.
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Ease into the chair.
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[ laughs ]
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Boy, you better stop.
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Let me get to it.
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There you go.
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I would ease in my pocket and
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Give you a tip,
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But I changed my mind.
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Okay. [ laughs ]
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He so funny.
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Bart: chief, you mean we're
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Stuck with this little 19-inch
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Tv?
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Curtis: yeah, like you're
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Stuck with that huge 60-inch
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Waist.
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Just take turns standing in
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Front of it.
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You can still see it.
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C.J.: the antenna's broken.
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Curtis: c.J., you're not a
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Very good example.
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Okay?
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We got foil, we got hangers.
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Come on, man, be resourceful.
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Calvin: pops, this stinks.
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Curtis: not as much as the
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Toilet.
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Now, look -- unless you guys got
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West nile virus or the bird flu
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Or you sick or something, you
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Need to get back to work.
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You do that again, I promise you
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I will kill you slowly.
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Matter of fact, come on, y'all.
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Help me take it upstairs
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Real quick.
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Move it on the dolly.
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I'll get it right then.
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Come on, help me.
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I caught you breathing.
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Calvin: what's up, big dog?
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Oh, man.
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You're cooking breakfast?
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Malik: why you think I'm
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Eating cereal?
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Calvin: man, I thought mom
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Was cooking.
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Hey, I heard little bit had a
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Rough day at school yesterday.
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C.J.: yeah, but we had a good
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Talk last night, and she slept
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Right through the night.
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Morning, sweetie.
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Jazmine: good morning, daddy.
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Good morning, cousin calvin.
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C.J.: look, jazmine, I'm
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Cooking your favorite.
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Jazmine: [ cries ]
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C.J.: what did I do?
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Malik: dad, dad.
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Let me demonstrate for you.
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Now, the man said, "This is your
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Loved one.
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Hello, mommy.
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I love you.
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Yes, I do.
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Now, this is your loved one on
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Crack.
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Any further questions?"
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Calvin: uh, I got one.
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Was that the last egg?
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Curtis: whew!
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What are you doing?
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C.J.: I was cooking for
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Jazmine.
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Curtis: you might want to try
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Using a skillet.
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Excuse me -- why are you here?
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Calvin: because I'm hungry.
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Curtis: there's 10,000 people
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Living in your dorm.
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Ain't nobody got no food?
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Calvin: no, and I canceled my
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Meal plan 'cause the food
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Sucked.
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Curtis: good, that means I'm
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Getting some money back.
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Calvin: no, I bought some new
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Kicks -- you like?
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Curtis: I'm going to get some
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Coffee.
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When I come back, you be gone.
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Ella: morning, guys.
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Okay, what's going on right
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Here?
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Curtis: c.J.'s cooking
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Breakfast.
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Calvin: yeah, for malik,
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Jazmine, and janine.
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Malik: it was a drug
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Demonstration.
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Curtis: oh.
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Bye, janine.
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[ laughter ]
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Ella: okay, what's wrong with
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Jazmine now, c.J.?
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Move out of the way.
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She's in there crying her eyes
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Out.
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Malik: she's still upset
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About that drug assembly at
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School.
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C.J.: aunt ella, you think my
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Parents had this much trouble
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Raising me?
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00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:14,967
Ella: no, I don't think.
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I know.
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You were a handful.
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Remember that.
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But listen, she's gonna be all
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Right.
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She'll be just fine.
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Just go in there and talk to
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Her.
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C.J.: I tried, but obviously
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It didn't work.
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I mean, how do I tell the girl
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That her mother's not just sick,
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She's a...
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Malik: a broken egg?
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Ella: malik, please don't
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Call your mother a broken egg.
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Calvin: yeah, big dog, that's
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Disrespectful.
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00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,333
Now, clean your mama off the
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Table.
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[ laughs ]
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Curtis: hey, fellas, that
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Grass is getting real long out
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There.
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Keenan: my doctor
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Specifically told me to stay
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Away from freshly cut grass.
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00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,067
Calvin: yeah, and my back
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Hurts.
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00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:01,067
Curtis: okay, so I guess
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Y'all are too sick to clean the
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Kitchen.
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Bart: don't you start with
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Me, don't you start with me.
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I am pms-ing.
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Curtis: how the hell is that
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Possible?
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Bart: [ crying ] Oh, you're
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So insensitive.
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Curtis: yeah, I guess it is
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Possible.
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Hey, keenan.
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Hey, man, you gonna make that
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Jerk chicken with the peppers
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00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:21,100
Tonight?
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Keenan: sorry, I don't want
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You to catch my likeiwantto
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Blues.
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Curtis: okay, what's wrong
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With you?
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C.J.: I got a very bad case
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Of selfishuncleitis.
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Curtis: okay, look.
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You know what?
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Y'all ain't fooling nobody.
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Now, if you think this little
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Charade thing you playing is
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Gonna make any difference on how
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I --
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Engine 5, please respond to
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Multiple motor vehicle collision
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On cleveland avenue.
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C.J.: all right, time to go
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To work.
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Bart: hey, I don't know where
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My helmet is.
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Calvin: oh, it's all good.
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I got your back.
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I got an extra one.
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Keenan: remember -- we take
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The heat --
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All: so others don't have to!
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Keenan: let's roll!
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Curtis: wow.
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That's real good -- for a bunch
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00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,067
Of sick guys!
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You ain't fooling nobody.
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C.J.: hey. Hey.
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Y'all need to go to bed.
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Malik: can we have 15 more
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Minutes, please?
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C.J.: [ sighs ]
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Okay.
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Hey, jazi, how about I tell you
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A bedtime story?
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Jazmine: not the one about
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The talking chicken wing.
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C.J.: no, no, I haven't told
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This one before.
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It's new, fresh.
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Jazmine: oh, okay.
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Well, don't make it too
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Baby-ish.
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C.J.: promise.
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Once upon a time --
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Jazmine: dad, that would have
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Worked like five years ago.
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Baby-ish.
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C.J.: oh, that's baby-- okay.
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At one point in history, there
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Was a king and a queen, and they
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Had two royal children.
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Malik: [ sighs ]
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I know where this one's going.
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00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:56,933
C.J.: now, the queen wandered
539
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Off into the woods and found
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Some poison berries.
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00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,367
Malik: now, is this before or
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After she burned down the
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00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,500
Castle?
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00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,967
C.J.: malik.
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00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,067
Malik: sorry.
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00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:10,733
C.J.: now, after she ate the
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00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:12,700
Poison berries, she got lost in
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00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,067
The woods, and --
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00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,067
Jazmine: dad, this story's
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00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,367
About mom, isn't it?
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00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,667
C.J.: yeah.
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00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,067
Yeah, it's about mommy.
553
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:28,133
And it's true -- she has been
554
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,067
Taking drugs.
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00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,200
Jazmine: but why?
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00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,367
C.J.: I don't know.
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00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,500
I just know that maybe it's
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00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,800
Because she isn't very happy.
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00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,667
Jazmine: is she unhappy with
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00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,467
Us?
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00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,633
C.J.: no. No.
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00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,467
No, she loves you guys.
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00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,867
She's unhappy with herself, and
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00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:47,167
That's what makes her do drugs.
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00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,067
Jazmine: well, why doesn't
566
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,933
She just go to a doctor?
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00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:52,767
C.J.: I want her to, but it's
568
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,500
A hard thing.
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And I wish that I could just
570
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Make it all better.
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Jazmine: is that what was
572
00:14:58,467 --> 00:14:59,433
Gonna happen in the story?
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00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,500
C.J.: no. No way.
574
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,100
See, in the story, the king
575
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,100
Couldn't save the queen from the
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00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,467
Berries.
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00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,300
Malik: dad, this story sucks.
578
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:09,067
Are you trying to cheer her up?
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00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:09,867
'cause right now you're bringing
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00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,733
A brother down.
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00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,533
Jazmine: I got a question.
582
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,300
Can the king make some money so
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00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,600
We can get a house?
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00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,500
C.J.: yes, but the king is
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00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,867
Working for an old troll chief,
586
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:24,067
And he's cheap.
587
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,600
Old troll cheap chief.
588
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:28,600
Let's say our prayers. Come on.
589
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:33,933
You gonna lead us all?
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00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,633
Jazmine: yeah.
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00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,933
C.J.: make it good.
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00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:36,767
Jazmine: I will need every
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00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:37,633
Head bowed.
594
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:43,267
* the devil thought he had me *
595
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:46,733
* oh, but I run *
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00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:48,200
C.J.: jazmine, you're gonna
597
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,233
Stop spending so much time with
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00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,100
Your uncle.
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00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,333
Father, we thank you for this
600
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,367
Day.
601
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,667
We thank you, father, for
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00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,333
Protecting us and guiding us and
603
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,700
To help us feel your love.
604
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,633
In jesus' name, we pray.
605
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:06,700
Amen.
606
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,600
Jazmine: amen.
607
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,833
Malik: and, god, please
608
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,500
Protect mom.
609
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,267
C.J.: yes, please.
610
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,867
All right.
611
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:15,967
Let's go to bed.
612
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,500
I love you guys.
613
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,267
You look like you asleep
614
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,067
Already.
615
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,067
Jazmine: * and thank god *
616
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,567
* for chicken *
617
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,767
* you didn't have to do what you
618
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,700
Did *
619
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,900
* you gave them two legs *
620
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,900
* two thighs *
621
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,600
* two wings *
622
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:07,533
Bart: what happened
623
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:08,400
To our tv?
624
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,967
Curtis: I took it out.
625
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,300
You guys staging sick-outs is
626
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,133
Against station rules.
627
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,633
So, I confiscated all
628
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,433
Recreational equipment.
629
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,267
C.J.: what recreational
630
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,067
Equipment?
631
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,667
All we had was that lousy tv.
632
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,433
Keenan: what's going on?
633
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,433
Curtis: if you guys ever
634
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,967
Stage another sick-out, I'm
635
00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:27,467
Writing all of you up for a
636
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,433
Report, which means you will be
637
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,933
In jeopardy of losing your job.
638
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,667
Now, have I made myself clear?
639
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:34,500
Keenan: but it was just --
640
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,333
Curtis: have I made myself
641
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,433
Clear?
642
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:40,867
Bart: yeah, chief.
643
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:41,700
Curtis: now, y'all can get
644
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,700
Back to work.
645
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,133
I have a delivery for a --
646
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,833
Oh, curtis payne.
647
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,400
Curtis: excuse me.
648
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,100
C.J.: oh, man.
649
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,067
42-inch high-definition plasma
650
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,167
Tv.
651
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:57,967
Bart: with surrou--
652
00:17:57,967 --> 00:17:59,433
Keenan: ou-ou-ound.
653
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,400
Bart: sou--
654
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,567
Keenan: ou-ou-ound.
655
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:03,067
Calvin: this is gangsta.
656
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,667
C.J.: is this for us?
657
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,100
Curtis: yes, it is.
658
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:06,967
Keenan: well, what about the
659
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,067
Massage chair?
660
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:08,900
Curtis: good point.
661
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,433
Oh --
662
00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:11,567
I don't think so.
663
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,067
Curtis: you right.
664
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,233
They won't.
665
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:19,067
You know what?
666
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,100
You guys were right.
667
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,367
I didn't save that dog by
668
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,600
Myself.
669
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,333
I had help saving that dog.
670
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,600
We're a team.
671
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,733
We're one match...
672
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,967
[ stammering ] We have...
673
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:38,233
1, 2, 3, 4 -- 5 flames on one
674
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:39,533
Match with flames.
675
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:42,767
Without being gay.
676
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,433
Calvin: wait a minute.
677
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,467
Mom made you send back that
678
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,400
Chair, didn't she?
679
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,700
Curtis: [ crying ] Yeah.
680
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,400
Calvin: I knew it.
681
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,267
Curtis: I'm all right,
682
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:53,300
Though -- I'm all right.
683
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,333
So, how's your selfishuncleitis?
684
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,933
C.J.: it's clearing up.
685
00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:58,767
Curtis: good.
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