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Ella: okay, I think curtis is
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At the firehouse, so we need to
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Plan this surprise party quick.
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Claretha: girl, the caterer
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Tried to get us to serve those
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Little black eggs, and they cost
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An arm and a leg.
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I told him curtis wasn't worth
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That.
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C.J.: miss claretha, you mean
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Caviar?
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Claretha: yeah, that's it.
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But I told him since it's just
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For curtis, potted meat in a
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Blanket would be just fine.
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[ laughter ]
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Ella: curtis!
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[ laughs ]
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Ohh, curtis!
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Curtis, I thought you were at --
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[ laughs ]
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I thought you were at the
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Firehouse.
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Curtis: no, I just -- I just
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Left my appointment at the
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Salon.
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Calvin: pop, what's up with
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Your grille?
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Curtis: I got them bleached.
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I got my teeth --
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They're too bright?
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Claretha: yeah.
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They brighter than c.J.
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Ooh, step off.
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You blinding me.
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Ella: curtis...
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[ laughs ]
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What did you do to your hair?
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Curtis: I dyed it.
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Mandingo black.
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You like?
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Claretha: no.
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You look like you 'bout to do a
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Commercial for dark and ugly.
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Curtis: [ grunts loudly ]
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C.J.: I heard a rip!
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[ laughs ]
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Oh!
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Ella: oh, lord!
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C.J.: why you got on malik's
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Pants?
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[ laughs ]
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Curtis: these are not malik's
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Pants, you bunch of haters.
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These are my throwbacks.
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Calvin: well, throw them
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Back.
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[ laughs ]
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Curtis: these are pants from
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When I was a rookie.
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Claretha: well, zip them up,
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'cause I don't want to get a
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Looky!
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Curtis: why don't you go
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Crawl back into your hole, huh?
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I didn't even know it was
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Groundhog day.
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Did you see your shadow?
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Is it springtime yet?
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Ella: [ laughing ] I'm sorry,
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Girl. That was funny.
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Calvin: anyway, anyway, pops,
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We just came by to wish you
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Happy birthday, man.
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Curtis: well, next time, send
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An e-mail.
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C.J.: you don't even have
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E-mail.
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Curtis: exactly.
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You're dismissed.
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Ella: wait, wait, wait.
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Aren't you the one who should be
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Leaving?
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I mean, aren't you gonna be late
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For work?
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Curtis: why y'all rushing me?
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You better not be planning a
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Party, ella.
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Claretha: oh, please.
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Nobody's thinking about you,
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Looking like a fat, black elvis.
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[ laughs ]
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C.J.: why every birthday do
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You feel the need to change your
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Look?
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Curtis: I don't change it.
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I refresh it.
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Claretha: well, hit "Refresh"
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Again.
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Curtis: woman, don't you make
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Me come over there.
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Claretha: what's stopping
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You?
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Curtis: [ whimpers ]
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These pants.
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[ laughter ]
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Bart: hurry up. He's coming.
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Oh, he's coming kind of slow,
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But he's coming.
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[ laughs ]
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Both: happy birthday!
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[ both laugh ]
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Keenan: no disrespect, chief,
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But you look like a fat, black
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Elvis.
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Bart: [ laughs ]
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Here, chief, chief, have a seat.
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Look at what we got you.
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Come on.
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Curtis: I can't, bart.
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Bart: why not?
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Curtis: because my thighs are
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Asleep.
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Keenan: yeah, it looks your
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Pants are taking your blood
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Pressure.
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Bart: and your shirt is
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Taking your pulse.
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Curtis: I'll take your pulse.
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Ooh.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Why is this chair so short?
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Put the legs on the chair.
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Bart: [ laughs ]
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Whoa, whoa.
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I got your back, chief.
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Curtis: put your foot there,
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Please.
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Thank you.
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Bart: go ahead.
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See what we got.
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Curtis: ooh! A cupcake!
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Well, at least you got me some
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Goodies. That's cool.
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Mmm.
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Keenan: yeah, it's a bran
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Muffin.
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Bart: [ laughs ]
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Keenan: high in fiber, low in
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Fat.
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It'll keep you regular, which is
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Important at your age.
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No, no, no, I'm serious.
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Bran is good for you.
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It makes your colon happy,
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Happy, happy!
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Bart: go on.
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Open the next one.
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Open the next one.
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Keenan: [ giggles ]
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[ both laugh ]
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Curtis: an adult diaper.
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Bart: [ laughing ] Yes!
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An adult diaper!
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See -- see, it goes with the
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Bran muffin!
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Here's what happens.
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It just goes in here -- plop.
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Happy, happy, happy.
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[ laughs ]
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Curtis: okay, who -- who
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Wants to be fired first?
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Both: him.
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Ella: all right.
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Okay, you guys working on that.
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I sure hope janine hurries and
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Gets here with that cake.
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C.J.: yeah, it's not like her
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To be late.
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Claretha: well, the last time
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She was late, the two of you had
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To hurry up and get married.
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Oh, don't worry.
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People couldn't tell janine was
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Pregnant.
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C.J.: people couldn't tell,
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But you did.
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Calvin: yeah, you told
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Everybody.
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Claretha: I only told
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Sister eloise.
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It's not my fault she's got a
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Big mouth.
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Janine: fender bender on
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Peachtree. I'm sorry I'm late.
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C.J.: that's all right, baby.
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You just in time to give me some
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Love.
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Janine: hey, baby.
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C.J.: hey.
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Calvin: aww.
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That's sweet.
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First they kiss you.
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Then they say, "I love you."
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And then you find them in the
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Back of a car with
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Derrick greene.
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Claretha: oh.
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Calvin, did that cute
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Cheerleader dump you?
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Calvin: [ voice breaking ]
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Why you got to be bringing her
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Up?
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Ain't nobody thinking 'bout her.
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Ella: [ chuckles ]
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Janine, where's the cake?
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Janine: I knew I forgot
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Something. I'll be right back.
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Ella: no, that's okay.
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Just give me the money back, and
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I'll go get it myself.
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Janine: miss ella, you didn't
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Give me any money.
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Ella: yes, I did.
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Janine: no, ma'am,
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You didn't.
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Ella: okay, so, janine, I
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Asked you to go get a cake, and
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I didn't give you money to get
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The cake?
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Janine: I thought the exact
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Same thing.
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Ella: I'm having a senior
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Moment.
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C.J.: you know what?
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Let me get back to the firehouse
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Before uncle curtis gets
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Suspicious.
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Ella: okay.
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C.J.: here, that should cover
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The cake.
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Calvin: whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hold up. Was that $50?
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Bro, for $50, I could get you a
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Cake and a girl to jump out of
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It.
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[ pops lips ]
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Ella: calvin...
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Baby, go get the cake, but leave
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The [pops lips] Somewhere else.
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[ laughs ]
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Bart: aaah!
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Whoo!
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Curtis: okay, who's next?
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Who's next?!
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C.J.: uncle curtis, nobody
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Wants to arm-wrestle you
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Anymore, okay?
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Everybody already beat you, even
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The mail lady.
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Curtis: she don't count.
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I think she's on steroids.
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Bart: oh, face it, chief.
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Even energy drinks and ginseng
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Can't help you.
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You need jesus.
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C.J.: and a gym membership.
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Keenan: and a firmer grip on
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Reality.
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Curtis: stop talking all that
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Smack!
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Who wants to pole race?
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Keenan: oh, it's impossible
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For us to beat you.
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You got gravity on your side.
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You're bigger, so you slide down
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Faster than the rest of us.
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Like chitlins on wax paper.
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Bart's your only competition.
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Bart: no, no. No way, chief.
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I don't do that anymore.
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I got pole burns.
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Curtis: you guys are a bunch
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Of losers. I'm going home.
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C.J.: wait, wait, wait!
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No, no!
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No, you can't go.
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Curtis: why?
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C.J.: well, uh, there might
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Be a fire.
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Curtis: I live across the
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Street. Just come and get me.
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All: no, no, no!
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C.J.: wait.
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Old lady johnson called.
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She said the cat is stuck in the
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Tree again, and you know that
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Cat will not come out the tree
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For anybody but you.
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Bart: you are the cat
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Whisperer.
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[ meowing ]
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[ meowing stops ]
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Curtis: okay.
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Well, it's hard out here for a
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Chief.
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Okay. I'll go get the cat.
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And I'll be right back.
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Bart: [ meowing ]
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[ meowing stops ]
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[ meowing resumes, stops ]
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Curtis: I'll be back.
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Ella: here he come.
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Here he come. Here he come.
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Janine: go, go, go, go!
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Ella: wait, don't rush me.
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Okay, okay.
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Shh!
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All: surprise!
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Jazmine: oh, it's just daddy.
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C.J.: just my dad? What?
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I thought I was your favorite
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Dad in the whole world.
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Jazmine: 'cause you're my
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Only dad in the whole world.
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Janine: hey, baby.
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C.J.: hey.
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Now that's a woman that knows
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How to greet just me.
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Ella: uh-oh, here he come.
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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The light! Get the light!
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All: surprise!
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Brown: get off of me!
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For me?!
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Oh, y'all shouldn't have!
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I'd like to thank everybody that
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Put this together, and --
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I thought this party was for
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Curtis.
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C.J.: it is.
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Brown: y'all better not do
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That no more.
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Y'all almost gave me a heart
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Attack, and y'all was loud.
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Calvin: not as loud as your
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Clothes.
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Ella: brown, come on in.
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Close the door.
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It's a surprise, get it?
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Brown: I just came for the
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Food anyway.
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Y'all got any potted meat and
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Cake? Can you get me some juice?
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Ella: okay, malik, do you
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Think you can be the lookout?
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Malik: auntie ella, how hard
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Could it be?
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Ella: [ chuckles ]
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Okay.
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Thank you all for coming.
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Oh, curtis is gonna be so
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Surprised.
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Curtis: what the hell?!
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Ella: malik!
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Malik: my bad.
367
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Surprise.
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[ noisemaker blows ]
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Brown: I don't think he liked
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00:09:42,467 --> 00:09:47,400
His surprise.
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Ella: curtis?
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Curtis, why are you being so
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Childish?
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Curtis: I'm not.
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And I'm rubber. You glue.
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00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:55,067
Whatever you say bounce off me,
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Stick back on you.
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00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,167
Ella: why are you so upset
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About celebrating this birthday?
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Curtis: because my clothes
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Don't fit, ella. Huh?
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00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,533
The only dances I know were
383
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Buried with james brown.
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00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,633
Did they bury him yet?
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And I got aches and pains in
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Places I didn't even know was
387
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Places.
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00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,467
Ella: curtis, so what if
389
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You've put on a little weight?
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00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,267
When we got married, I was a 6.
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00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:23,700
Now I'm a 7.
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00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:26,433
Curtis: times 6.
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Ella: listen, baby, you are a
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00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:31,933
Vibrant, handsome man with many,
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Many years to live.
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00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,100
Curtis: say it again.
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Ella: with many more years to
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Live.
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00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,867
Curtis: not that part.
400
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:42,867
The handsome part.
401
00:10:42,867 --> 00:10:45,167
Ella: child, you handsome,
402
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:47,867
Fine, sweet.
403
00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:49,367
Just like wine, you getting
404
00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,067
Better in time.
405
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,233
[ both laugh ]
406
00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:53,367
Curtis: ella, you so crazy.
407
00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:54,800
I like that, baby.
408
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,467
I like that.
409
00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:59,867
Thank you so much.
410
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:00,867
You know what?
411
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:01,667
We don't need that party.
412
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,933
We don't even need that party.
413
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,367
We're gonna start our own party
414
00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:05,433
Right here.
415
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:06,767
Ella: uh-oh. Wait a minute.
416
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,233
Well, now, okay, if you don't
417
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,933
Mind brown taking some of your
418
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:11,633
Gifts.
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00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,467
Curtis: oh, baby, you ain't
420
00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:13,200
Got to worry about that.
421
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:13,967
Brown's one of my closest
422
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:14,433
Friends.
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00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:15,300
He would never do that.
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00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,400
Brown: ooh! This is nice.
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00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,733
Curtis, can I have this jacket?
426
00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:19,733
Oh, did I interrupt something?
427
00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:20,633
Were y'all talking?
428
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:21,667
Well, I'll just go back in and
429
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:22,967
Finish opening up the gifts.
430
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,333
I'll tell you what they got you.
431
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,067
Curtis: brown, please.
432
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,500
Do not mess with my stuff.
433
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,467
Brown: okay, good, 'cause
434
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:29,533
These silk boxers -- they too
435
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:30,567
Tight for me.
436
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,833
I-I like mine loose.
437
00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,133
I'll take them off and give them
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00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,600
Back to you.
439
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,900
Curtis: don't worry about it.
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00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,133
You can keep them.
441
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,967
Ella: yeah.
442
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,700
[ up-tempo music plays ]
443
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,600
Unh-unh-unh-unh.
444
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,900
Wait. You spun me too fast.
445
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:49,933
Okay, pops.
446
00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:50,933
Wait, I'm gonna give it to you.
447
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:51,767
I'm gonna give it to you.
448
00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:52,933
I'm gonna give it to you back.
449
00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:54,533
Ah, ah, ah! Back it out.
450
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,100
And pick it back up.
451
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,200
Baby, it looks like you got a
452
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,067
Lot down there.
453
00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:01,933
[ both laugh ]
454
00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:03,767
Are you happy now?
455
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:04,767
[ music stops ]
456
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,867
Curtis: no. I'm not.
457
00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,167
Calvin: pops, what more can
458
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:09,333
You possibly want?
459
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,267
Curtis: besides you
460
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:11,733
Graduating and moving far, far
461
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:12,800
Away?
462
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,567
Being alone with my baby.
463
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,533
I guess I am having a good time.
464
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,633
This is fun, baby. This is fun.
465
00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:20,567
I changed my mind.
466
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,967
I'm gonna celebrate my birthday
467
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,600
For the rest of the month, so
468
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,833
You surprise me tomorrow --
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00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,100
Same place, same time.
470
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,467
Different gifts.
471
00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:30,067
And make sure I check the guest
472
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,967
List.
473
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,367
Jazmine: [ laughs ]
474
00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:34,800
Curtis: hey, hey, hey, hey!
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00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,833
You kids stop running in my
476
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,600
House. Hey! Did y'all hear me?
477
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,467
I said stop running here.
478
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,300
Come over here.
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00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,533
Come here.
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00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:45,567
As a matter of fact, you two can
481
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:46,967
Go back in the room and watch
482
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:47,867
Tv.
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00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:48,933
Malik: do we have to?
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00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,067
We'll be quiet.
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00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,100
Jazmine: yeah, we promise.
486
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,500
Curtis: "Yeah, we promise."
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00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,133
Get back in the room.
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00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:55,367
C.J.: hey, hey, uncle curtis.
489
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,967
You ain't got to be so harsh.
490
00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:57,933
Calvin: yeah, pops.
491
00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:59,067
Curtis: everybody that live
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00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,233
Here, raise your hand.
493
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:03,300
Hold it up high.
494
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,533
Just like I thought -- my house,
495
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:06,700
My party.
496
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,933
And if you two don't like it,
497
00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,100
You can go back to the back room
498
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,833
With the kids and watch tv.
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00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:12,767
C.J.: you heard your uncle.
500
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:13,900
Calvin: go in the room and
501
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,967
Watch tv.
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00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:20,067
Jazmine: mmm-aah!
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00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,333
Curtis: [ muttering ]
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00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,833
Ella: curtis, curtis, curtis.
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00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:23,767
Claretha: curtis, why you got
506
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:24,833
To be so mean?
507
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:25,967
Curtis: I'm not mean.
508
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,767
I think my disposition is quite
509
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:28,633
Sunny.
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00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,600
Brown: you right, curtis.
511
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,567
You look like a big ray of
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00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,533
Sunlight.
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00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:32,600
Look, shine on me.
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00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,467
Let me have one of these
515
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,233
Watches, please?
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00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,067
Curtis: no, that's the
517
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:35,933
Reflection of your shirt.
518
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:36,700
Get off my watch.
519
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,933
Brown: let me have one.
520
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:38,933
Janine: c.J., I'm gonna run
521
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,067
To the store and get the kids
522
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,067
Some snacks, okay?
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00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,833
C.J.: there's plenty of food.
524
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:43,767
Janine: since they have to
525
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,300
Stay in the room and suffer, the
526
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,400
Least I can do is get them some
527
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,400
Of their favorites.
528
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,400
[ cell phone ringing ]
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00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,467
C.J.: all right, hurry back.
530
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:50,867
Janine: I won't be long.
531
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,100
Claretha: fellas, there's a
532
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,500
Four-alarm fire in college park.
533
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,967
Curtis: claretha, sit down.
534
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:55,833
You don't know what you talking
535
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:56,800
About.
536
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,467
[ pager beeps ]
537
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:58,367
C.J.: there's a four-alarm
538
00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,267
Fire in college park.
539
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,533
Engine 32 needs backup.
540
00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:01,733
Let's go.
541
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:02,667
Brown: my beeper must have
542
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,800
Broke.
543
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,067
I'm gonna go with y'all.
544
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,067
I'm gonna help them put out this
545
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:10,933
Fire.
546
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,233
You ain't got to be so rough!
547
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,600
They didn't want me to help them
548
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,400
With this one.
549
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,267
They said I could help them with
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00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,233
The next one...
551
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:20,200
When it's a half-alarm fire.
552
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,733
Ella: okay, well, first one
553
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:24,133
To come, last one to leave.
554
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,067
Brown: you know, that's what
555
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,067
The bible say.
556
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,167
"The last shall be first, and
557
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,600
The first shall be last."
558
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,433
Ella: so anytime you get
559
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,800
Ready to go home, you can just
560
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,267
Go.
561
00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:34,200
Brown: no, no. I'm okay.
562
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,367
I'm all right. Yeah, yeah.
563
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:37,733
I'm gonna stay. Y'all want me
564
00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:38,500
To spend the night?
565
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,367
Ella: no, no, no.
566
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:40,233
Brown: you know, they putting
567
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:40,833
Out that fire.
568
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:41,667
I don't want nothing to happen
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00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,233
To y'all.
570
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:42,967
Ella: no, it's okay.
571
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:43,700
Brown: you sure?
572
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,467
I can just make me a pallet
573
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,200
Right here.
574
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,400
Ella: brown, get them shoes
575
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,900
Off my couch.
576
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,733
Brown: if you want me to
577
00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:51,100
Stay, just let me know.
578
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:51,967
Ella: no, go on home, brown.
579
00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:53,067
Brown: bring me some punch,
580
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,800
Please?
581
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800
You was a pretty bride.
582
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,500
What's that thing on the dress?
583
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,733
Janine: my -- my train.
584
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,800
Brown: yes, yours was
585
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,233
Beautiful, and you had the nerve
586
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,433
To have on white.
587
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,667
Janine: yes -- what?
588
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,700
Brown: they told me you
589
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,600
Weren't supposed to wear white.
590
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,200
They said you should have had on
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00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,600
Beige...Or dark brown.
592
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,700
Janine: who said -- what?
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00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:12,667
Brown: I didn't know they
594
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,700
Made maternity dresses in
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00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,267
Wedding dresses.
596
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,267
You know, I couldn't even really
597
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:17,400
Notice that you was pregnant at
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00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,633
The wedding till claretha said
599
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,500
Something.
600
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,433
Ella: brown.
601
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:22,667
Good night.
602
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,833
Brown: I'm fine.
603
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:24,900
Just get me some punch.
604
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,767
It'll help me keep my energy up.
605
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,800
Ella: brown! Go home!
606
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,067
Brown: oh, when the lord call
607
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,333
Me, I go.
608
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,233
I ain't ready to go.
609
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:35,533
I'm not ready to die.
610
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,767
Ella: oh, god! Thank you.
611
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:39,767
Oh! Hey, guys, we were worried.
612
00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:40,867
Janine: yeah, I got back from
613
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,067
The store.
614
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:42,800
Miss ella told me another
615
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,100
Firehouse had called y'all in.
616
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,567
What's going on? Y'all okay?
617
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,100
Ella: curtis? Say something.
618
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,533
Brown: curtis? Curtis?
619
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,533
Maybe he can't hear.
620
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,833
Maybe he got smoke damage.
621
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,067
You know, you can --
622
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,567
Curtis, can you hear me?!
623
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:55,833
I'm gonna have to lay hands on
624
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,500
Him.
625
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,067
Come out of there, smoke demon!
626
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,600
Unplug his -- unplug his ears!
627
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,867
Come out of there!
628
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:04,667
Oh, yes!
629
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,867
Curtis: brown!
630
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:06,733
Get off of me.
631
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,567
Ain't nothing wrong with my
632
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,233
Ears.
633
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,367
Brown: see? He healed.
634
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,300
You know, I'm gonna do everybody
635
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,500
So I can get all the stuff out.
636
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,667
You need me to do you?
637
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,633
I'm gonna go get some cake.
638
00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:16,367
Ella: curtis, are you gonna
639
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:18,467
Tell us what happened?
640
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,300
Janine: you're starting to
641
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,067
Scare us.
642
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,633
Why did they call y'all in on
643
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:22,933
Your day off?
644
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:23,833
Curtis: because --
645
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:24,633
C.J.: because it was our
646
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,467
House.
647
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,733
Brown: oh, no! No!
648
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,933
Well, before y'all start crying,
649
00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:33,167
Let me get some cake and go.
650
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,633
You mind if I take the cake with
651
00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:35,633
Me?
652
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:36,667
I know y'all probably ain't in
653
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:37,833
No mood for celebrations.
654
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,400
Hello? Ella?
655
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,067
Guess that means "A little bit."
656
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,367
Okay, I'll just get a slice, and
657
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:45,133
Then I'll be on my way.
658
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,133
You know what?
659
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,567
Ella, y'all got any aluminum
660
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,233
Foil?
661
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:51,700
Well, I'll just eat it on the
662
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,900
Way to the car.
663
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,200
Uh, y'all ain't got no plastic
664
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,433
Or nothing?
665
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,867
Well, curtis, thank you for the
666
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,900
Jacket and the watch and the mp3
667
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,533
Player.
668
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,833
You know what? Before I go...
669
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,400
Can I borrow a loaf of bread and
670
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,900
Some lunch meat and some, uh,
671
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,067
Mayonnaise and some tomatoes and
672
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,600
Cheese and lettuce?
673
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,800
I want to make a sandwich.
674
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,600
I guess I'll stop by the store.
675
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,133
Okay. God bless y'all.
676
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,367
Curtis: we have rules in my
677
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:31,200
House, in my castle where I
678
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,067
Dwell.
679
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:35,300
Rule number one -- the kids...
680
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,933
Must...Stay...Out...Of...My...
681
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,533
Way!
682
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:44,067
24-7!
683
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:46,200
365 days -- oh, yeah, you won't
684
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,567
Even be here that long.
685
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,100
But as long as they're here,
686
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,133
They stay out the way.
687
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:54,800
Got that, little ones?
688
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,133
Rules number two through five --
689
00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,467
Nobody...
690
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:03,667
And I mean nobody...
691
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,067
Can touch my train set!
692
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,667
As a matter of fact, you've
693
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:08,967
Never seen a train.
694
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,767
It does not exist.
695
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,067
There's no such thing as a
696
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,267
Train, nor tracks.
697
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,800
You've never heard of them.
698
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,567
Ella: [ laughs ]
699
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,967
Curtis: ella...
700
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:20,700
Puh-lease.
701
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,167
Rule number 7, 8, 9, 10, "L,"
702
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,067
"M," "N," "O," "P" -- nobody
703
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,067
Raise their hand while I'm
704
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:29,500
Talking!
705
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,933
We have curfew in this house...
706
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,833
9:00.
707
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,200
9:00, lights are out!
708
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,800
No one is creeping.
709
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,367
No one is walking, getting
710
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,200
Water, or eating.
711
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,100
You are tucked in snug in your
712
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,067
Beds!
713
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:49,167
Kids, in your smelly room, at
714
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,833
9--
715
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,867
It's 9:01.
716
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,833
Silly me.
717
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,433
Lights out!
718
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,800
Jazmine: this is going to be
719
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,167
Hard.
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