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Malik: [ coughing ]
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Mom, I think I'm sick.
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Janine: well... Well, malik,
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You don't feel warm.
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I don't think you have a fever.
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Malik: come close
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To the stove.
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Janine: what?
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Malik: am I hot now?
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Janine: malik...
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C.J.: boy, you're not sick.
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Stop trying to get out of going
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To school tomorrow.
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Curtis: oh, god, it's sunday
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Already?
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Your kids come here
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Every day after school.
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You come here every sunday with
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Your family to eat up my food.
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Why do you have a house, c.J.?
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C.J.: nice to see you, too,
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Uncle curtis.
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Ella: if you had gone to
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Church, then you would know
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It's sunday.
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Curtis: I'm going
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Next sunday.
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C.J.: you said that
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Last sunday.
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Janine: and the sunday
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Before that.
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Jazmine: and the sunday
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Before that.
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Curtis: hey, little girl,
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Grown-folk business.
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Where's my dark meat?
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C.J., how many times I got to
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Tell you leave the dark meat...
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For the dark people?
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And this ain't enough greens
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To feed a flea.
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Malik: sorry, I tried to save
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You some, but you know I love
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Aunt ella's greens.
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Ella: thank you, baby.
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Curtis: that's it!
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That's it!
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There's too many people
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In this house.
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Everybody in favor of canceling
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Sunday dinner, raise your hand.
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Hold it up high so I can see it.
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Don't be shy, hold it up high.
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Then that's it, it's settled.
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No more sunday dinners.
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Jazmine: but you're the only
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One who raised your hand.
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Curtis: I'm the only one who
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Pays the bills, baby.
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You got a job?
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Janine: actually, I'm not
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Feeling well, so --
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Curtis: good, give me
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Your plate.
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Where's your biscuit?
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Ella: do you want me to get
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You anything, baby?
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Curtis: hey, tell her you
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Want a biscuit.
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Ella: I'm talking to janine.
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There ain't no more biscuits.
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Janine: no thanks, miss ella.
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Look, c.J., I'm going to go
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Lay down until you're
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Ready to go home.
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C.J.: okay, baby.
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Love you much.
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Janine: I love you more.
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C.J.: all right.
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Curtis: that's disgusting.
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Janine: don't hate.
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Jazmine: cousin calvin!
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Calvin: hey, little bit.
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What's up, c.J.?
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C.J.: what's good?
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Calvin: what up, big dog?
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Hey, mom.
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Ella: hey, baby.
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Calvin: hey, pop.
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Curtis: don't touch me.
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I don't know where your hands
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Been.
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Calvin: no biscuits?
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Ella: right here.
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Curtis: what the hell?!
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Calvin: good looking out, ma.
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Ella: ha! Curtis!
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Calvin: why you always
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Playin'?
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C.J.: uncle curtis!
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Does aunt ella know you're
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Eating that stuff?
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Don't you care about your
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Cholesterol?
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Curtis: what, you talking
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About my monster burger with my
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Chili cheese fries and my
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Chocolate shake?
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Nope.
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C.J.: [ sighs ]
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But look at it, man.
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I mean, that's just all greasy
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And fattening.
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Curtis: and thick, juicy --
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Just like I like it.
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You see your aunt ella?
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C.J.: man, all I'm saying is,
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It ain't gonna help you with
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Your slim and trim figure.
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Curtis: well, figure this.
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You worry about your figure,
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And I'll worry about mine.
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Bart: chief, I can help you
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Lower your cholesterol.
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Why don't you give me half?
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Curtis: hey, bart, why don't
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You have half of a "Shut up"?
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Bart: that's cool, chief.
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Just trying to help you with
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Those future clogged arteries.
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It's cool. It's cool.
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Curtis: shut up!
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Calvin: I'm telling you, in
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A fight, an anaconda will win
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Every time.
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Bart: are you guys still
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On this?
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I mean, it's been three days.
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An anaconda cannot beat a
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Panther!
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Anacondas don't even have legs!
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Calvin: it doesn't needlegs.
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It could just swallow
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That kitty.
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[ yowls ]
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Curtis: what the hell are
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Y'all talking about?
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Bart: c.J. And calvin think
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An anaconda can beat a panther
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In a fight.
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C.J.: that's right.
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I mean, come on.
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An anaconda will wrap itself
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Around a panther and just
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Squeeze it to death!
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What you think, keenan?
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Keenan: honestly, the whole
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Conversation is utterly
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Ridiculous.
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But if I had to vote, I'd say a
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Kangaroo could beat a panther.
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All: a kangaroo?!
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Keenan: have you ever seen a
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Kangaroo box?
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Bart: you know, nobody asked
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Me what I think.
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C.J.: okay.
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What animal do you think could
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Beat a panther?
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Bart: an aardvark.
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[ snorting ]
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Calvin: thatis why we
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Didn't ask you.
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Curtis: oh, look.
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I see an animal.
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It's a bird.
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It's a plane.
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It's your jobs.
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Now get back to work.
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Ain't nobody paying y'all to
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Be sitting up here talking
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About no doggone aardvark.
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I don't even know what an
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Aardvark is.
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Calvin: you don't pay me
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At all.
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You make me volunteer.
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Curtis: I don't have to
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Pay you.
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I carried you for nine months.
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Calvin: pops, how did you
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Carry me for nine months?
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Curtis: 'cause it was nine
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Months till I saved up enough
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To buy your first stroller.
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Now get to work!
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Jazmine: [ giggling ]
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Ella: okay, what's going on?
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Jazmine: malik thinks
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Somebody's chasing him.
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Ella: who's chasing you?
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Malik?
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Malik: huh?!
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Ella: boy, what's wrong
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With you?
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Malik: aah!
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Janine: malik!
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Jazmine: you are ridiculous.
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Janine: boy, are you okay?
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Jazmine: malik thinks he has
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A stalker.
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Janine: a st-- wait a minute,
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Jazi, what do you know about
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A stalker?
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Jazmine: cable.
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Hello?
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Janine: malik.
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What's going on?
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Calvin: hey, ma.
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Ella: hey.
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Calvin: a little light
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On the starch this time.
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Ella: "Little light on the
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Starch"?
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What do you think this is,
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Fluff & fold?
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Calvin: all right, my bad.
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No starch.
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Janine: malik.
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What's going on?
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Calvin: oh, did I interrupt
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Something?
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Jazmine: malik thinks some
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Psycho's after him.
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Ella: okay, jazi, what do
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You know about a psycho?
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Jazmine: the internet.
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Old people.
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Calvin: man, I'll bet
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It was pookie.
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You know last week he got high,
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Stole some manhole covers, and
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Tried to sell them as rims?
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Curtis: [ laughs ]
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Why are all these people
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In my house?
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Jazmine: malik thinks a
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Serial killer is hunting him
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Down.
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C.J.: jazmine, what do you
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Know about a serial killer?
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Both: don't ask.
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Ella: malik, listen, we can't
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Help you if you don't tell us
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What happened.
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Malik: nothing happened.
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Curtis: [ muttering angrily ]
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Malik: okay, somebody at
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School has been taking my lunch
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And I haven't eaten lunch in a
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Week, and I'm losing weight.
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Jazmine: aunt ella, you've
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Been trying to lose weight.
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Maybe somebody should take your
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Lunch money.
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Did I say that out loud?
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My bad.
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C.J.: malik, is that why you
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Didn't want to go to school
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Today, son?
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Curtis: somebody's been
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Taking your lunch money?
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The reason you wake up
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Every day?!
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Do you know I tried to take your
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Bottle when you was 2 years old?
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You put me in a headlock.
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I had to carry you around for
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Two days and tell people you
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Was an african necklace.
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This guy must be huge!
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C.J.: well, son, why didn't
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You just say something?
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Curtis: 'cause he takes
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After you.
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Tomorrow when you go to school,
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You gonna man up, you hear me?
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You gonna man up!
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Or I'm gonna whup you myself.
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C.J.: whoa, uncle c.
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We don't believe in whupping
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Our kids.
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Curtis: what you talking
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About? The bible said, "Get
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The rod and whup the child."
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Baby, "Deuteronoma"?
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Ella: curtis, the bible don't
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Say that.
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Move, hon.
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C.J., look, when your parents
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Were alive, they whipped you,
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And you turned out all right,
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So...
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Curtis: yeah, except for that
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Nervous twitch he developed.
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And then I whupped him and
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Knocked it right out.
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Janine: c.J., as soon as we
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Get home, I will call the school
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And set up a meeting for
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Tomorrow morning.
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Curtis: why wait?
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Go home now.
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Janine: what?
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Curtis: that's a good idea.
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Take your family,
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Check 'em out.
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Janine: c.J., don't just --
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Whoa!
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Curtis: take your
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Family to your house.
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Calvin: all right,
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Y'all be breezy.
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Curtis: bye.
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Love you...
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When you gone.
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Whew!
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Excuse me!
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You need to get your butt back
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To your place that I pay for
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Every month, even though you
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Always here.
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Calvin: oh, pop, you know
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You love it when I'm here.
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Curtis: look at my face.
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Do I look like I love it?
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Calvin: actually, you look
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A little constipated.
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Curtis: get out!
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Curtis: get out!
Love you!
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Love you!
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C.J.: uncle curtis.
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I don't think you can go to
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Work dressed like that.
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Curtis: you right.
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That's why I gave myself
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The day off.
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Your aunt ella and claretha went
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Down to the help center to
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Volunteer.
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So I'm staying home today,
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Reading my newspaper, clipping
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My toenails.
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C.J.: ew.
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Listen, I got a call from
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Malik's school, and janine
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Missed the meeting.
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So I need to go down there and
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Take care of everything.
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Can I have the day off?
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Curtis: no.
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You have to be there if I'm not
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There, c.J., you next in line.
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C.J.: well, can you go down
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To the school for me then?
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Curtis: only if I can clip my
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Toenails there.
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C.J.: will you be serious?
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Come on, unc.
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I'm your brother's only son...
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Your latebrother.
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This is for your great-nephew.
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Curtis: c.J., let me let you
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In on something.
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I've never liked you.
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I don't like your son.
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Hell, I never liked my brother.
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Sorry you had to hear it
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Like that.
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C.J.: just go to the school
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For me, please.
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Curtis: I'm not going
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To no school!
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C.J.: thank you.
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Curtis: thank you
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For nothing!
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For nothing!
[ door closes ]
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[ door closes ]
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Yeah, I'm looking for
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Mrs. Clark.
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Mrs. Clark: that's me.
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You must be mr. Payne.
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Curtis: oh, yes, ma'am,
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm malik's uncle.
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His parents couldn't
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Make it today.
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Mrs. Clark: well, I'm glad
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You could come. Have a seat.
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Curtis: thank you so much.
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Mrs. Clark: we'll start
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The meeting shortly.
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Curtis: all right.
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Hey, little girl.
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That bully been messing
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With you, too?
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Nikki: I ain't no little
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Girl...Old man.
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Curtis: what the hell?
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Mrs. Clark: mr. Payne,
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This is nikki.
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She's the one who's been taking
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Malik's lunch money.
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Curtis: let me tell you
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Something, fathead, you don't
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Let no girly girl girl take
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Your lunch money, I don't care
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How big she is!
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Aah!
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Mable: hellur!
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Mable: hellur!
[ laughs ]
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[ laughs ]
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Mrs. Clark: mr. Payne, this
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Is mable simmons.
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She's nikki's foster mother.
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Mable: stand up when a lady
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Enters the room here.
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Hellur, how are you doing?
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Curtis: that explains a lot.
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Mable: the hell you trying
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To say? Was that an insult?
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You trying to insult me?
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He don't know who the hell
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He talking to.
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Is he trying to insult me?
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Nikki: mm-hmm.
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Mable: that's what I thought.
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He was trying to insult me.
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Sit down.
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Hell, I'm in the room now.
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Curtis: look, don't you
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Do nothing. Stand up!
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Mable: sit down!
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Curtis: I said stand up!
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Mable: and I said
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Sit the hell down!
448
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Curtis: nobody scared of you!
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'cept maybe a razor and some
450
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Shaving cream.
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Mable: I wish your daddy
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Would have been scared of me,
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Then you wouldn't be standing --
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Mrs. Clark: please!
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Couldn't we set a good example
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For the kids?
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Mable: oh, sure, sure.
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Thank you.
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00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:04,034
Mrs. Clark: have a seat.
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Mable: oh, thank you.
461
00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:05,689
We'll set a good example
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For the children.
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Cross your legs!
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00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:08,655
Sit like a lady!
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You know I done taught you
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Better than that.
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You have to cross your legs.
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Curtis: look, I'm gonna do
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This for the kids.
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'cause it's about to get ugly
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Up in here.
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Mable: it was ugly when you
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Dragged that belly up in here.
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Keep it up and I'm gonna slice
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It straight across the middle.
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You gonna bleed chocolate
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Milk all over this floor.
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Got milk?
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Curtis: no, but I see you got
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Two tons of it.
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Mrs. Clark: malik and nikki,
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Would you please wait
483
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In the hall?
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Mable: yeah, wait in
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The hallway, honey, wait
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In the hallway.
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I'm gonna get this straight.
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This is grown-folk business,
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Baby, close the door.
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Nikki: [ muttering ]
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Mable: did she just slam --
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I know she didn't just slam --
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Mrs. Clark: under normal
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Circumstances --
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Mable: I'm sorry,
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Let me calm down, 'cause
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I know y'all call child welfare
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On people, but she knows she
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Don't walk out of my house
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And slam no door.
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I'll see to it when I get home.
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Excuse me?
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Mrs. Clark: under normal
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Circumstances, we would
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Suspend nikki.
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Mable: you ain't fittin' to
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Suspend my child.
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You ain't fittin' to suspend
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My child.
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She ain't done nothing.
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If you gonna suspend somebody,
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Suspend that boy.
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He don't even know how to
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Stand up when a lady
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Enters the room.
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So look at him.
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00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:10,620
See where it comes from?
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Mrs. Clark: but I have
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A plan.
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Mable: oh, she has a plan.
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Okay, what is your plan?
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Mrs. Clark: you do know, of
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Course, that nikki has been
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Taking malik's lunch money.
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Mable: oh, really? I didn't.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know
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That she was taking -- I really
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Did not know, I'm sorry.
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I did not know that.
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I was wondering where she was
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Getting them $20 from.
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I've been using them at the
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Casino, though.
534
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I take 'em from her.
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She took 'em from --
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Robbing peter to pay paul,
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00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,689
You know?
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Mrs. Clark: all right now.
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Let us all focus.
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Mable: yes, I'm focused.
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I got two good eyes, unlike him.
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Mrs. Clark: now --
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00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,758
Mable: one goes this way --
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Mrs. Clark: nikki is having
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Some difficulty in history.
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00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,482
Mable: yes, she is.
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Mrs. Clark: and malik is
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Having somedifficulty in
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Home ec.
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00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:50,827
Mable: [ laughs ]
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00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:52,827
Did you say "Home economics"?
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00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,482
As in basket weaving and
553
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,172
Cooking and frying and baking
554
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:58,103
And making flower arrangements?
555
00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,068
No wonder she's been taking
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His lunch money.
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00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:03,689
[ giggling ]
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Don't boys take wood shop or
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Something?
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Curtis: he would have.
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He don't like getting
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His hands dirty.
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Mrs. Clark: well, we were
564
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,862
Thinking that if they tutored
565
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:15,793
Each other, then maybe they'd
566
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,137
Learn to get along together.
567
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:17,827
Mable: yes, they tutor
568
00:12:17,827 --> 00:12:18,517
Each other.
569
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:19,517
Curtis: that's good for me.
570
00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:20,551
Mrs. Clark: all right.
571
00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:21,517
Curtis: so, what we gonna do
572
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:22,586
About the $20 she took?
573
00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:23,413
Mrs. Clark: now that is
574
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:24,275
Between you and miss simmons.
575
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,000
Mable: you know what,
576
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,896
You're right.
577
00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:26,655
I'm so sorry.
578
00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:27,620
I'm so sorry.
579
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,965
I got your $20.
580
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:29,862
I got it right here.
581
00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:30,827
Come get it.
582
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,103
Right here.
583
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,172
Curtis: that $20 is lost
584
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:35,965
Curtis: that $20 is lost
Forever.
585
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,448
Forever.
586
00:12:38,448 --> 00:12:39,275
Jazmine: malik's bully is
587
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,172
A girl!
588
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:41,344
And he has to tutor her in
589
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,862
History, and she has to tutor
590
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,310
Him in home economics.
591
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:45,620
They'll be here later, but I
592
00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,068
Don't think it's gonna work.
593
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,241
Malik: shut up.
594
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,586
Ugh.
595
00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:50,793
Jazmine: and cousin calvin,
596
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:51,965
Uncle curtis is scared of the
597
00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:53,827
Girl's mother.
598
00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:54,965
It's just sad.
599
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,448
Curtis: would you shut up?
600
00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,241
Ain't nobody scared of her.
601
00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:01,068
Aah!
602
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,310
Janine: hi, everybody.
603
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,241
Jazmine: hi, mom.
604
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,000
Ella: okay, janine,
605
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,758
Where you been?
606
00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:06,034
Janine: the mall, why?
607
00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:06,896
Curtis: for you to be a
608
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:07,896
Stay-at-home mom, you sure never
609
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,827
Stay at home.
610
00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,000
Ella: because you missed
611
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,310
Malik's conference.
612
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:13,379
Janine: oh, my goodness.
613
00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:14,241
I completely forgot.
614
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,000
It totally slipped my mind.
615
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,793
What happened?
616
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:16,655
Calvin: basically, malik's
617
00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:17,862
Bully is a girl, he has to tutor
618
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,034
Her, she has to tutor him,
619
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,379
And pops is scared of the
620
00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:21,379
Girl's mama.
621
00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:22,310
Did I get it right, little bit?
622
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,448
Jazmine: yeah.
623
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:24,241
Curtis: hold on.
624
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:25,068
Ain't nobody scared of her
625
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:25,965
Mother.
626
00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:26,689
And it's not her mother.
627
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:27,896
It's her fostermother.
628
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:29,068
C.J.: hey, everybody.
629
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,172
Janine: hey, baby.
630
00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:30,965
C.J.: hey, where you been?
631
00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:31,862
I've been calling you.
632
00:13:31,862 --> 00:13:33,068
Janine: really?
633
00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:35,517
Oh, my ringer was off.
634
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:36,413
I'm sorry, baby.
635
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,241
But look, if it makes you feel
636
00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:38,758
Any better, I bought something I
637
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:41,137
Can't wait to show you.
638
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,689
C.J.: I don't see no bags.
639
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,482
Janine: they're in the car.
640
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:45,379
C.J.: is it red?
641
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:46,724
Janine: mm-hmm.
642
00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,103
C.J.: is it see-through?
643
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,482
Janine: mm-hmm.
644
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:50,551
C.J.: well, maybe I ain't
645
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:51,448
That mad.
646
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,103
Calvin: man, don't be
647
00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:52,827
So easy.
648
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:53,724
C.J.: what?
649
00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:55,379
Bitter one with no girl?
650
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:58,344
Be quiet! Shup! Shup! Shup!
651
00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,551
Hey, uncle c., I appreciate you
652
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,103
Going to that school for me,
653
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:01,862
Man, thanks.
654
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:02,655
Curtis: yeah, whatever.
655
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:04,000
Yeah, yeah. Get out.
656
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,482
C.J.: we just got here.
657
00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:07,275
Curtis: then just leave.
658
00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:09,241
Ella: [ laughing ]
659
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,586
Curtis: what you laughing
660
00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,034
For, ella?
661
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,206
You got to get out, too.
662
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,862
You got to get out, too.
Ella: [ laughs louder ]
663
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:18,344
Ella: [ laughs louder ]
664
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:21,068
Ella: [ laughs louder ]
[ doorbell rings ]
665
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:30,551
[ doorbell rings ]
666
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:31,482
Mable: hellur.
667
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:33,000
Curtis: hellur.
668
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,586
Nikki: what it do?
669
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,000
Mable: what did you just say?
670
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Nikki: "What it do?"
671
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,241
Mable: you don't --
672
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:39,482
[ sighs ]
673
00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:41,034
It is so hard trying to raise
674
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,206
A teenager when you're as old
675
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,448
As I, hon.
676
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:44,379
Don't make me take these
677
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:45,344
Earrings off, please.
678
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,379
You don't use that kind of
679
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:47,310
"Languor."
680
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:48,034
I told you about that.
681
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:48,827
You don't use that kind of
682
00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:49,517
"Languor."
683
00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:50,517
You have to speak proper
684
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:51,413
Like I do.
685
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:52,551
When you meet somebody, come to
686
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:54,068
Their house, you say, "Hellur.
687
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,448
How are you doin'?"
688
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:56,379
Say it.
689
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:57,241
Nikki: hellur.
690
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,034
How are you doin'?
691
00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:00,068
How are you doin'?
Mable: wonderful. Wonderful.
692
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:03,000
Mable: wonderful. Wonderful.
693
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,620
Curtis: malik!
694
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,275
Malik!
695
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:07,965
Excuse me.
696
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,172
Excuse me.
Mable: mm-hmm.
697
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,482
Mable: mm-hmm.
698
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:12,413
Curtis: what did I tell you
699
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,620
About being scared of a girl?
700
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,482
Now, you ain't gonna be scared
701
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:15,827
Of no girl, you hear me?
702
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,965
Now, drop your shoulder.
703
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,862
Now, drop your shoulder.
Now, get your pimp walk on.
704
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,689
Now, get your pimp walk on.
705
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:22,586
Mable: what the hell wrong
706
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:23,655
With them? They got neck spasm?
707
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,103
Nikki: [ laughs ]
708
00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:26,689
Curtis: malik, take nikki in
709
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,206
The kitchen, get her something
710
00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:29,482
To drink, and you can do
711
00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:30,137
Your homework.
712
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,413
Mable: go on.
713
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:32,482
Mable: go on.
Nikki: hurry up!
714
00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:36,827
Nikki: hurry up!
715
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,655
Mable: that's something.
716
00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:39,482
[ both laugh ]
717
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:40,275
Ah-ha-ha!
718
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,000
Don't put your hands on me.
719
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,689
Push me out the door.
720
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,241
I ain't going nowhere.
721
00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:46,000
Curtis: you just caught me
722
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,137
Off guard.
723
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:50,068
Mable: it's a nice house.
724
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,206
Y'all must have did that no
725
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:52,655
Financing for four years when
726
00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:54,275
You buy furniture.
727
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,172
This is nice furniture.
728
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:57,344
I like this furniture.
729
00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:58,172
Curtis: you know, I can call
730
00:15:58,172 --> 00:15:59,793
You when they get through.
731
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:00,586
Mable: you crazy as hell if
732
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,448
You think I'm gonna leave that
733
00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:02,448
Child up in here with you.
734
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,793
I don't know you.
735
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:04,724
I don't know you.
736
00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:05,724
You might be osama mama or
737
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:06,655
Somebody.
738
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:07,517
I don't know -- osama daddy.
739
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:08,724
I don't know you.
740
00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:09,758
Ella: okay, wait a minute.
741
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:10,689
What is all this noise --
742
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,758
Mable: shh! Be quiet!
743
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,137
He gonna give the results.
744
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:15,655
I knew he was the daddy.
745
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:16,689
I knew it. I knew it.
746
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,103
She was testing 22 men, and
747
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,275
That's the one right there.
748
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:19,965
[ laughs ]
749
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,137
I was trying to see that.
750
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:24,310
Ella: ohh! Miss simmons!
751
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,103
Mable: hellur.
752
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,241
Ella: hi, I'm ella payne.
753
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,413
I'm malik's aunt.
754
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,517
Mable: hellur, ella payne.
755
00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:29,344
Ella: hello.
756
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:30,068
Mable: how are you?
757
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:30,827
Ella: I'm good.
758
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:31,655
Listen, would you care for
759
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:32,448
Anything?
760
00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:33,379
Mable: oh, that is so lovely
761
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:34,103
Of you.
762
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:34,896
No, I'm fine.
763
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,068
But I believe I can get you
764
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:36,827
Something.
765
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,586
Ella: what?
766
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:38,379
Mable: I got a recipe for
767
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,482
Sweet potato pie.
768
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,827
Ella: sweet potato pie.
769
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:41,724
Mable: yes, yes.
770
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:42,827
But only feed it to him.
771
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:43,931
Feed it to him every three
772
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:44,965
Hours, get you a good insurance
773
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,344
Policy, you'll live happily ever
774
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:47,241
After.
775
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:48,896
Ella: oh, oh.
776
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:50,344
[ laughs ]
777
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,206
No, no, no, no, no.
778
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,000
Well, you know what?
779
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,241
He's been pretty good today, but
780
00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,103
Leave your number just in case.
781
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:55,931
Mable: okay, I'll leave it
782
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:56,931
Just in case.
783
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,137
Malik: uncle curtis, can you
784
00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,172
Help us?
785
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,586
Nikki: yeah, we stuck.
786
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,241
Name two great kings.
787
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,034
Mable: oh, I got that.
788
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:03,965
I got that. I got it.
789
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:04,965
I can answer.
790
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,689
Two great kings for 200.
791
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:09,068
Okay, the first great king is
792
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:10,689
Smo-king, and the second one is
793
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:11,517
Drink-king.
794
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,655
Smo-king and drink-king.
795
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:15,586
Right that down on the paper.
796
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:16,448
Curtis: that's why she's
797
00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:17,758
Flunking history.
798
00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:18,931
Ella: okay, look, I'm gonna
799
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,000
Go and help the kids in the
800
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,793
Kitchen.
801
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:21,620
Mable: okay.
802
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,551
Ella: come on.
803
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:23,413
Right this way.
804
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,448
Oh, she's so pretty.
805
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:25,379
Calvin: hey, hey.
806
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:26,655
I'm trying to take a nap.
807
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:27,689
It sound like king kong up in
808
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:29,689
Here break-dancing.
809
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,103
Oh, we have company.
810
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:31,931
Curtis: no, you don't have
811
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:32,689
Company.
812
00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:34,137
You don't live here!
813
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,068
Mable: lord have mercy.
814
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:36,310
He's just grouchy. Hellur.
815
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,103
Calvin: hello.
816
00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:37,896
Mable: how you doin'?
817
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,034
Calvin: good.
818
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:39,758
Mable: I'm mable.
819
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,482
What's your name?
820
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:41,344
Calvin: calvin.
821
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:42,275
Mable: calvin, hellur.
822
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:43,413
Calvin: hello.
823
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:46,241
Mable: hey, that your daddy?
824
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,103
Calvin: yeah.
825
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:49,103
Mable: I'm sorry.
826
00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,000
Look like you're about to have a
827
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,034
Good brother or sister, though.
828
00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:52,103
Look, he look like he's about
829
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:53,827
Four centimeters dilated.
830
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:54,896
I think -- I think they'll have
831
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,000
To give him a "Cisvaria"
832
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,241
Section, 'cause he don't look
833
00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:01,275
Like he can push.
834
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:02,379
You can laugh if you want to.
835
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:03,724
Don't let him scare you.
836
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:04,965
Calvin: [ laughs ]
837
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:06,344
Curtis: stop laughing.
838
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,137
Mable: sitting there shaped
839
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:09,034
Like a question mark.
840
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,000
"Tell me what you think about
841
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,275
This question."
842
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,931
[ laughs ]
843
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:13,758
So funny.
844
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:14,827
Good, I knew it. I knew it.
845
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:15,793
I always get a good one in
846
00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:16,551
There.
847
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,551
There.
What you want to watch?
848
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:29,827
What you want to watch?
849
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,655
Mable: hellur.
850
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:32,655
Curtis: goodbye.
851
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:33,827
Mable: no, come on. Come on.
852
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,379
Hell, I came with a peace
853
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,862
Offering.
854
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:39,517
The bible say, "Be ye gentlest,
855
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,793
Kindest to all the people-est."
856
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:44,482
So, I brought you a...
857
00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:45,931
A sweet potato pie.
858
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,000
Only for you.
859
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,103
I made it with my own two hands.
860
00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:50,413
Don't feed it to nobody else
861
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,551
But you.
862
00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:52,551
Make sure you eat it every
863
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,551
Three -- is that your wife?
864
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:54,620
Three -- is that your wife?
She's so pretty.
865
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,862
She's so pretty.
866
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:58,103
Curtis: thank you.
867
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,275
That's nice of you. Thank you.
868
00:18:59,275 --> 00:18:59,965
Mable: you're quite
869
00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:01,034
Wonderful -- enjoy.
870
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:01,724
Curtis: thank you.
871
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:02,689
Mable: okay, you're welcome.
872
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:05,620
Basket.
873
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,758
Ella: curtis,
874
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:07,827
Throw that out.
875
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:09,379
Curtis: but I want it.
876
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:09,689
Ella: okay.
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