Original subtitles

PREVIOUSLY ON "HOUSE OF

PAYNE."

DO YOU THINK THAT CALVIN IS

AS NERVOUS AS I AM?

I CAN'T BREATHE!

I CAN'T BREATHE!

THAT WAS YOUR FATHER.

THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY DELIVERY

AT THE HOTEL.

WHAT? OH, I'M NOT GETTING

DRESSED TILL MY FATHER GETS

HERE.

BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T SHOW

UP?

JAZMINE.

CALVIN!

I CAN'T GET MARRIED!

[ BOTH ] YES, YOU CAN!

JEFFREY HAD A LITTLE

EMERGENCY, SO HE AND JULIA

HAVEN'T EVEN ARRIVED YET.

HAVEN'T EVEN ARRIVED YET. SO THE WEDDING WILL BE DELAYED.

SO THE WEDDING WILL BE DELAYED.

IT'LL BE OKAY.

IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.

MOM -- MOM, IS DR. LUCAS HERE

YET? IS MIRANDA DRESSING?

SHE'S NOT CALLING OFF THE

WEDDING, IS SHE, MOM?

BABY--

OOH, IF Y'ALL HIT ME ONE

MORE TIME --

WHAT YOU GOING TO DO?

HIT ME BACK?

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, BABY,

OKAY?

I'M SORRY, MOM.

JUST TELL ME SOMETHING.

JEFFREY STILL HAS NOT

ARRIVED, OKAY?

AND SO MIRANDA SAID SHE'S JUST

GOING TO WAIT ON HER DADDY TO

GET HERE.

SHE'S NOT GETTING DRESSED.

WHAT?

SHE'S MARRYING ME, NOT THEM.

THIS IS HER FATHER.

HE IS GOING TO GIVE HER AWAY.

AND HER SISTER IS HER MATRON OF

HONOR.

SO, DID DR. LUCAS GET HERE

YET?

WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP

ASKING ME THAT?

WELL, BABY, BECAUSE WE'RE

READY TO START.

WELL, CURTIS, WE'RE NOT.

NO, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET

MARRIED UNTIL HER FATHER AND

HER SISTER GET THERE.

SHE'S NOT MARRYING HER

FATHER AND HER SISTER!

SHE'S MARRYING YOU!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

OKAY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?

MIRANDA WANTS HER FAMILY TO BE

THERE, OKAY?

AND THAT IS THAT.

WELL, UNCLE CURTIS, IF

DR. LUCAS DOESN'T GET HERE SOON,

YOU CAN STAND IN FOR HIM.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

NO, NO, THAT'S A BAD IDEA.

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

PLEASE, I ALREADY PAID FOR THE

HOUR.

I'M NOT WALKING DOWN THE AISLE,

TOO.

JUST LET HER WALK DOWN THE

AISLE BY HERSELF.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

SHE CAN'T DO IT?

IT'S NOT THAT HARD. ALL SHE --

CURTIS --

ELLA, ALL SHE GOT TO DO IS

WALK DOWN THE AISLE, WAVE AT

THE PEOPLE.

THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO. SMILE.

WITH THAT -- THAT BAG OVER HER

FACE ANYWAY, THEY CAN'T SEE

NOTHING.

"THANKS FOR THE PRESENTS."

AND WHEN SHE GET TO THE

PREACHER, STOP.

YOU ARE NOT A PREACHER.

STOP.

POTENTIAL.

AND IF SHE MAKES IT THROUGH THE

BAG OF CHARCOAL AT THE BARBECUE

GRILL, SHE WENT TOO FAR.

HUH. BAG OF CHARCOAL?

[ ELLA LAUGHS ]

YOU THE BAG OF CHARCOAL, BABY.

AIN'T THAT BRILLIANT?

THAT WAS GOOD.

HOW'D I DO? IT CAME OUT

LIKE THAT.

JUST LIKE THAT?

UH-HUH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

THIS -- THIS RIGHT HERE -- THIS

HAS GOT TO BE KARMA.

IS THIS THE PUNISHMENT THAT I

GET FOR ALL THE PEOPLE'S LIVES I

RUINED HUSTLING THEM?

NO, MIRANDA, YOU -- THIS IS

NOT KARMA, HONEY.

YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED.

YEAH, GIRL, BECAUSE IF THIS

IS KARMA, I'D STILL BE LOCKED

IN A JAIL IN BRAZIL.

OH!

[ SPEAKS PORTUGUESE ]

[ PURRS ]

WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE

FINE.

YES, HONEY, YOUR FATHER'S

GOING TO BE HERE, DON'T WORRY.

I'M GOING TO CHECK MY PHONE TO

SEE IF HE CALLED.

HEY, ANY WORD FROM -- WHAT'S

YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME?

JEFFREY.

JEFFREY?

NO, HE HASN'T ANSWERED HIS

CELL PHONE.

OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOOD.

I KNOW IT'S NOT GOOD.

CALVIN IS NEXT DOOR FREAKING

OUT.

WELL, THEN THEY'RE THE

PERFECT COUPLE, BECAUSE

MIRANDA'S OVER HERE FREAKING

OUT.

NO, NO! I'M NOT DOING THIS!

I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED.

THAT -- THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!

OH, YES, YOU ARE, MY DEAR.

YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED, HONEY.

I KNOW -- LISTEN, BABY, I KNOW

YOU WANT YOUR FATHER AND JULIA

HERE, OKAY?

BUT YOU ARE MARRYING CALVIN.

YOU'RE NOT MARRYING THEM.

HMM. HMM, HMM. WHY DOES THAT

MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE WITH

YOU SAYING IT?

HMM?

NOTHING.

UH, MIRANDA, HONEY, LISTEN,

BABY.

ALL PERFORMANCES...HAVE KINKS,

YOU KNOW?

AND -- AND -- AND -- AND GO

THROUGH STAGES.

AND THE CURTAIN RISES.

AND THE PERFORMANCE IS

PHENOMENAL!

BRAVO!

BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!

OH, HONEY, IT'S NOT OVER

UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS.

SHUT UP, CLARETHA.

NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS!

IT'S OVER! LIKE, I CAN'T!

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

GUYS, IT'S JEFFREY, IT'S

JEFFREY, IT'S JEFFREY.

HELLO? WELL, THIS BETTER BE GOOD

NEWS.

FINALLY? OK, HONEY, WE'LL SEE

YOU SOON.

JEFFREY AND JULIA ARE 20 MINUTES

AWAY.

YES!

WONDERFUL.

LET'S GET YOU DRESSED.

COME ON, COME ON, BABY.

HAPPY THOUGHTS, HAPPY

THOUGHTS, HAPPY THOUGHTS, HAPPY

THOUGHTS!

THANK GOODNESS.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. HUH.

BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO TELL

CURTIS HE HAS WASTED HIS MONEY,

THE WEDDING WOULD HAVE BEEN A

FUNERAL.

YO, YO, D., WHAT THE BUSINESS

IS?

YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.

WHAT'S UP, PEANUT?

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS,

MAN, I'M HERE JUST TRYING TO

SCRAPE UP SOME DOLLARS.

ARE THEY PAYING YOU GUYS TO

BE USHERS?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

HOW?

LIKE THIS -- WHERE YOU ALL

TRYING TO SIT?

HEY, YOU ALL TWO CLOWNS KNOW

WE'RE HERE FOR CALVIN.

SIT US ON THE GROOM SIDE.

NO, OKAY?

WE MEAN $5 FOR GENERAL

ADMISSION, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S GOING TO BE $10 IF YOU

WANT PREMIUM SEATING, AND IT'S

$25 FOR THE V.I.P.

WHERE'S THE V.I.P. SECTION?

THERE'S A V.I.P. SECTION.

WHAT KIND OF WEDDING DO YOU

THINK THIS IS?

YOU SIT UP THERE, YOU GUARANTEED

TO BE ON CAMERA, TOO.

MAN, WE ARE NOT PAYING YOU

ALL TO SEAT US! MOVE!

OKAY, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, DUDE.

LET ME AT LEAST GIVE YOU A

STAMP.

THAT WAY, YOU CAN LEAVE AND COME

BACK, AND THERE WON'T NO

PROBLEMS.

YOU OFFICIALLY BEEN STAMPED.

SIT RIGHT THERE.

YOU ALL ARE TOO CRAZY.

UH-UH, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

YOU BETTER BACK UP OFF ME,

POKEY!

THESE EARRINGS ARE WEAPONS!

I WILL TAKE THEM OFF AND SLICE

YOU UP!

ALL RIGHT, SHE'S SERIOUS.

SHE -- SHE AIN'T GOING TO PLAY.

YEAH. EXCUSE ME, MS. LADY?

WE GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP

INTO THE BACK.

WHY?

WHY? BECAUSE THIS IS CUSTOMS,

THAT'S WHY.

AND ACCORDING TO OUR SCREEN, WE

NEED TO TAKE YOU IN THE BACK,

DO A LITTLE STRIP SEARCH, AND

WE'RE DONE.

WHAT SCREEN?

LOOK, TRUST US.

WE GOT A SCREEN.

IT'S NEVER WRONG.

THEN WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY ELSE

SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN?

BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM!

I MEAN, LOOK, MA'AM, WE HAVE NO

CONTROL OVER THE SCREEN.

AND YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

CAN YOU PLEASE STEP IN THE BACK?

IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY

FACE --

HEY, HEY, HEY, GUYS.

OH, CALVIN, WHAT YOU DOING,

MAN? YOU'RE STUPID.

YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO

SEE YOU BEFORE THE WEDDING, MAN.

IT'S BAD LUCK.

IT'S BAD LUCK FOR THE GROOM

TO SEE THE BRIDE BEFORE THE

WEDDING, IDIOT.

HA, HA, I GOT YOU.

I KNEW THAT. WHAT'S UP?

MIRANDA'S POPS IS FINALLY ON

HIS WAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO

START SOON, BUT I NEED THE TWO

OF YOU GUYS TO STALL.

NO PROBLEM.

YEAH, THAT AIN'T NO PROBLEM.

DON'T TRIP, MAN. WE GOT YOU.

ALL RIGHT, COOL.

HEY, PEANUT, LET'S STALL

THEM OUT.

EVERYBODY, THROW YOUR HANDS UP.

THROW YOUR HANDS UP.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP. PUT YOUR

HANDS UP. PUT YOUR HANDS UP.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY

PEOPLE WE GOT RIPPING FROM OUT

OF TOWN?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT--

OKAY.

AND WHERE ARE ALL MY FINE

SINGLE LADIES AT?

SAY "OW."

OW!

HELLO, PURPLE PEOPLE EATER.

WE SAID "FINE."

ALL RIGHT, AND I'M FINALLY

HERE, SO I'M FINE, TOO.

YEAH. THAT YOU ARE.

THAT YOU ARE.

DON'T MAKE ME CRAWL UP THERE

AND HAVE TO WHOOP YOU NOW.

SECURITY? WE -- CAN WE GET

SECURITY?

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.

MIRANDA'S NEPHEW JUST HAPPENS TO

BE SICK.

AND JAZMINE IS IN A BED WITH A

FEVER, OKAY?

SO HERE IS YOUR FLOWERS.

WHOO.

GOOD JOB, BIG DOG.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

ARE YOU NERVOUS?

WHEW. VERY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU'LL BE FINE.

I KNOW.

THAT'S IF I DON'T FAINT.

YOU WON'T FAINT.

YEAH, WELL, IF I DO, MAKE

SURE YOU CONFISCATE THAT CAMERA

FROM THE PHOTOGRAPHER.

NO PROBLEM.

NO PROBLEM. [ WEDDING MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ WEDDING MUSIC PLAYS ]

WOW. DOESN'T SHE LOOK

BEAUTIFUL?

BEAUTIFUL? YEAH, SHE SURE DOES.

YEAH, SHE SURE DOES.

WHO GIVETH THIS WOMAN TO BE

MARRIED TO THIS MAN?

MARRIED TO THIS MAN? [ STAMMERING ] YEAH, I DO.

[ STAMMERING ] YEAH, I DO.

[ STAMMERING ] YEAH, I DO. YOU MAY BE SEATED.

YOU MAY BE SEATED.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BROTHERS

AND SISTERS, WE ARE GATHERED

HERE TODAY, BEFORE GOD,

TO WITNESS THE UNION OF

CALVIN PAYNE AND MIRANDA LUCAS.

MARRIAGE IS AN HONORABLE

ESTATE--

EXCUSE ME, PASTOR.

"EXCUSE ME"?

COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHING,

CALVIN?

NOW?

C.J., THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

JUST ONE SECOND.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

[ MIRANDA SIGHS ]

EXCUSE ME.

[ WHISPERS ]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

ABSOLUTELY.

OKAY, HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.

WE'LL WAIT.

WE'LL WAIT FOR WHAT?

YOU'LL SEE.

[ MIRANDA SIGHS ]

AH!

WHOA!

SORRY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

C.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAKING IT RIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO BRING ANOTHER

CHILD INTO THE WORLD -- OUR

CHILD -- WITHOUT US BEING

HUSBAND AND WIFE.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU BE MY WIFE, AGAIN?

WILL YOU BE MY WIFE, AGAIN?

BABY, EVERYBODY'S STARING.

AND MY KNEE IS HURTING REAL

BAD.

WILL YOU PLEASE ANSWER THE

QUESTION?

OKAY, C.J., CAN WE -- CAN WE

TALK ABOUT THIS IN PRIVATE?

ARE YOU GOING TO PRIVATELY

SAY "YES"?

C.J., LET'S JUST GO AND TALK.

YOU WANT TO TALK?

YES.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

THEY GOING TO TALK.

OH, OH. I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT.

FINGER.

[ JANINE AND C.J. CHUCKLE ]

EXCUSE US.

EVERYBODY, UH, WE JUST GONNA --

WE JUST GONNA GO TALK.

AND, UH --

FINGER.

OH, SORRY, PASTOR.

UH, WE GOT -- WE GOT SOME

THINGS -- SHE DIDN'T SAY "NO."

SHE DIDN'T SAY "NO," BUT WE GOT

SOME THINGS TO DISCUSS.

YOU ALL JUST HOLD TIGHT.

EVERYBODY HOLD TIGHT.

OKAY, WAIT, HOLD ON.

DID HE JUST "HOLD TIGHT"?

IT'S OKAY, BABY.

WE'RE STILL GETTING MARRIED.

C.J., YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES OR

WE'RE MOVING ON WITHOUT YOU!

OKAY, NOW -- NOW, WHAT IS

GOING ON?

I TOLD YOU.

I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

C.J., I-I GET IT, OKAY?

YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT,

AND THAT'S CUTE AND EVERYTHING,

BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO

PROPOSE --

NO, NO. I'M SERIOUS, JANINE.

LOOK...

I DON'T WANT OUR BABY COMING

INTO THIS WORLD WITHOUT US BEING

TOGETHER.

OKAY, SO THIS IS JUST ABOUT

THE BABY, NOT ME?

NO, JANINE -- BABY, I-I LOVE

YOU.

IT'S ABOUT BOTH OF YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

BABY, I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I JUST --

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

I WANT US TO BE A FAMILY.

C.J., HAVE YOU LOST YOUR

MIND?

NO, NO, FOR THE FIRST TIME

IN A LONG TIME, I'M VERY CLEAR

ABOUT THIS -- VERY CLEAR.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I SAY YES.

YES! SHE SAID YES.

SHE SAID YES.

WHAT, BABY? SHE SAID YES!

I MEAN, LOOK, IS THIS GOING

TO COST ME EXTRA MONEY?

NO, BABY.

ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY, YOU'RE

GETTING TWO FOR ONE. HMM.

YEAH!

AH!

HUH. CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS, NEPHEW.

WELL, I-I CAN'T GET MARRIED

LIKE THIS.

I-I CAN'T GET MARRIED LIKE THIS.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE THIS.

LOOK, YOU HAVE ON A TUX.

I-I-I'D LIKE A WEDDING GOWN.

WELL, LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING

WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT NOW.

NO, NO, NO. YES, THERE IS.

I STILL HAVE YOUR WEDDING GOWN.

MS. ELLA, I GAVE THAT TO YOU

TO GIVE TO THE CHURCH.

I TRIED TO GIVE THAT TO THE

CHURCH, BUT IT IS A MATERNITY

WEDDING GOWN.

NOBODY AT THE CHURCH WANTS THAT.

WELL, I'M NOT SURE IF IT WILL

FIT.

I HAVE A-A BIT OF A SITUATION

HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU HAD A BIT OF A SITUATION

WHEN YOU FIRST GOT MARRIED.

REMEMBER? MALIK.

OKAY.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.

QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. SLOW, SLOW, SLOW, SLOW.

SLOW, SLOW, SLOW, SLOW.

CONGRATULATIONS, NEPHEW.

MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS,

RIGHT?

WHAT?

NOW YOU REALLY GOT TO GET

THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.

OKAY, C.J., YOUR FIVE MINUTES

ARE UP. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

SHE SAID YES.

OKAY, COOL. LET'S GO.

NO, SHE'S CHANGING HER DRESS.

OKAY, I'LL GO TELL MIRANDA.

OKAY, AND I'LL GO WITH YOU.

OH, POPS, YOU'RE GOING TO

TELL MIRANDA FOR ME?

NO, I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE

NO, I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE BEAT DOWN.

BEAT DOWN.

OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BROTHERS

AND SISTERS, WE'RE GATHERED

HERE TODAY, BEFORE GOD, TO

WITNESS THE UNION OF

CALVIN PAYNE AND MIRANDA LUCAS

AND CLARENCE PAYNE JR. AND

JANINE PAYNE.

MARRIAGE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST

STEPS TWO PEOPLE CAN TAKE TO

DEMONSTRATE THEIR LOVE FOR EACH

OTHER.

AND YOUR LOVE WILL GROW.

BUT YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ACCEPT

EACH OTHER'S STRENGTHS AND

WEAKNESSES, UNCONDITIONALLY,

AND WITHOUT JUDGMENT -- WELL,

THAT -- THAT WILL SUSTAIN YOUR

LOVE.

LET US PRAY.

HEAVENLY FATHER, WE THANK YOU

FOR THIS DAY, AND FOR THE

ABILITY TO RECEIVE AND TO GIVE

LOVE.

THANK YOU FOR THE UNION THAT

THESE TWO COUPLES ARE ABOUT TO

FORM.

I PRAY THAT YOU WOULD TEACH

THEM COURAGE, STRENGTH, BUT

MOST IMPORTANTLY, FORGIVENESS.

AND LET THEIR LOVE GROW DEEPER

AND STRONGER WITH EVERY PASSING

DAY.

IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN.

AMEN.

CALVIN AND MIRANDA HAVE --

HAVE WRITTEN VOWS FOR EACH

OTHER.

CLARENCE AND JANINE?

OKAY, THEY'LL WING IT.

CALVIN?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I WROTE A

POEM CALLED "FOREVER."

MIRANDA LUCAS, YOU ARE MY RIB.

WITHOUT YOU, I'M STILL WHOLE,

BUT...

WITH YOU, I FEEL SO COMPLETE.

BABY, I NEVER REALLY KNEW THE

MEANING OF LOVE UNTIL YOU WALKED

INTO MY LIFE.

OH, BABY.

AND I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL FOR

THAT.

MIRANDA, YOU ARE FOREVER

INGRAINED IN MY HEART.

AND I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING WITH

YOU FOREVER.

OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU WITH MY

HEART AND MY SOUL.

WHEN WE MET, YOU CHANGED MY

LIFE.

YOU MADE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER

PERSON.

I AM SO HONORED THAT YOU ASKED

ME -- THAT YOU CHOSE ME TO BE

YOUR WIFE.

I TAKE THIS VOW BEFORE GOD, OUR

FAMILY, AND FRIENDS, THAT YOU

WILL NEVER, EVER REGRET THIS

CHOICE.

JANINE...

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME VERY...

DIFFICULT THINGS TOGETHER.

IT'S OKAY.

I-IT'S HARD. I CAN'T --

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

I'M SORRY, I'M--

LISTEN, LISTEN.

GOD DOES NOT GIVE US MORE THAN

WE CAN HANDLE.

AND WE HAVE HANDLED A LOT.

UM...

WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT I HAVE

DONE TO YOU AND TO THIS FAMILY

AND TO MYSELF, I AM SO ETERNALLY

GRATEFUL THAT HE BLESSED ME WITH

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MAN.

I LOVE YOU, BABY.

THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THINGS

THAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE, SO

MANY THINGS WE COULD HAVE DONE.

I'M SO GRATEFUL JUST TO BE

I'M SO GRATEFUL JUST TO BE STANDING HERE WITH YOU TODAY.

STANDING HERE WITH YOU TODAY.

AND I JUST WANT -- I JUST WANT

TO LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY

LIFE, THAT'S ALL.

I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU.

I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU. UH, THE RINGS?

UH, THE RINGS?

RINGS ARE CIRCULAR AND

CONTINUOUS AND REPRESENT THE

ONGOING BOND BETWEEN A HUSBAND

AND WIFE.

THEY ARE SOLID AND CANNOT BE

BROKEN, JUST AS THESE UNIONS

SHOULD NOT BE.

CALVIN, WOULD YOU PLACE THIS

CALVIN, WOULD YOU PLACE THIS RING ON MIRANDA'S FINGER?

RING ON MIRANDA'S FINGER?

CALVIN, DO YOU TAKE MIRANDA TO

BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE, AND

DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE HER,

HONOR HER, TO COMFORT HER, IN

SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, AND

FORSAKING ALL OTHERS, KEEPING

YOURSELF ONLY FOR HER, AS LONG

AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?

YEAH, I DO.

MIRANDA, WOULD YOU PLEASE

TAKE THIS RING...

UH-HUH.

...AND PUT IT ON CALVIN'S

FINGER?

HMM. IT FITS.

[ CALVIN CHUCKLES ]

MIRANDA, DO YOU TAKE

CALVIN PAYNE AS YOUR WEDDED

HUSBAND, AND DO YOU PROMISE TO

LOVE HIM, HONOR HIM, COMFORT AND

KEEP HIM, IN SICKNESS AND IN

HEALTH, FORSAKING ALL OTHERS,

AND KEEPING YOURSELF ONLY FOR

HIM AS LONG AS YOU SHALL LIVE?

I DO.

CLARENCE, DO YOU -- WELL, DID

YOU JUST HEAR WHAT I ASKED THEM?

YES.

AND -- AND, JANINE, DO YOU

WANT TO MARRY HIM, TOO?

UH...

NO.

NO?

NO -- NO, NO!

MY -- MY -- MY WATER JUST BROKE.

OH, NO!

YEAH.

OH.