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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,655 --> 00:00:03,931 PREVIOUSLY ON "HOUSE OF 2 00:00:03,931 --> 00:00:04,620 PAYNE." 3 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:05,655 DO YOU THINK THAT CALVIN IS 4 00:00:05,655 --> 00:00:08,103 AS NERVOUS AS I AM? 5 00:00:08,103 --> 00:00:09,827 I CAN'T BREATHE! 6 00:00:09,827 --> 00:00:10,758 I CAN'T BREATHE! 7 00:00:10,758 --> 00:00:12,275 THAT WAS YOUR FATHER. 8 00:00:12,275 --> 00:00:13,448 THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY DELIVERY 9 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:14,379 AT THE HOTEL. 10 00:00:14,379 --> 00:00:15,896 WHAT? OH, I'M NOT GETTING 11 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:16,896 DRESSED TILL MY FATHER GETS 12 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:17,793 HERE. 13 00:00:17,793 --> 00:00:18,965 BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T SHOW 14 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:19,620 UP? 15 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,586 JAZMINE. 16 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:21,620 CALVIN! 17 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,379 I CAN'T GET MARRIED! 18 00:00:22,379 --> 00:00:26,689 [ BOTH ] YES, YOU CAN! 19 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:28,482 JEFFREY HAD A LITTLE 20 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:30,310 EMERGENCY, SO HE AND JULIA 21 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,310 HAVEN'T EVEN ARRIVED YET. 22 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:36,034 HAVEN'T EVEN ARRIVED YET. SO THE WEDDING WILL BE DELAYED. 23 00:00:36,034 --> 00:00:43,482 SO THE WEDDING WILL BE DELAYED. 24 00:00:43,482 --> 00:00:44,758 IT'LL BE OKAY. 25 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,206 IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. 26 00:00:46,206 --> 00:00:47,793 MOM -- MOM, IS DR. LUCAS HERE 27 00:00:47,793 --> 00:00:49,551 YET? IS MIRANDA DRESSING? 28 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:50,413 SHE'S NOT CALLING OFF THE 29 00:00:50,413 --> 00:00:52,068 WEDDING, IS SHE, MOM? 30 00:00:52,068 --> 00:00:52,965 BABY-- 31 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:53,931 OOH, IF Y'ALL HIT ME ONE 32 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:54,620 MORE TIME -- 33 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:55,620 WHAT YOU GOING TO DO? 34 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:56,896 HIT ME BACK? 35 00:00:56,896 --> 00:00:58,206 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, BABY, 36 00:00:58,206 --> 00:00:59,000 OKAY? 37 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I'M SORRY, MOM. 38 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,068 JUST TELL ME SOMETHING. 39 00:01:01,068 --> 00:01:02,586 JEFFREY STILL HAS NOT 40 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,000 ARRIVED, OKAY? 41 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,172 AND SO MIRANDA SAID SHE'S JUST 42 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:06,379 GOING TO WAIT ON HER DADDY TO 43 00:01:06,379 --> 00:01:07,172 GET HERE. 44 00:01:07,172 --> 00:01:08,206 SHE'S NOT GETTING DRESSED. 45 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,068 WHAT? 46 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,068 SHE'S MARRYING ME, NOT THEM. 47 00:01:10,068 --> 00:01:11,344 THIS IS HER FATHER. 48 00:01:11,344 --> 00:01:13,068 HE IS GOING TO GIVE HER AWAY. 49 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:14,827 AND HER SISTER IS HER MATRON OF 50 00:01:14,827 --> 00:01:16,000 HONOR. 51 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:16,965 SO, DID DR. LUCAS GET HERE 52 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:17,724 YET? 53 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:18,586 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP 54 00:01:18,586 --> 00:01:20,482 ASKING ME THAT? 55 00:01:20,482 --> 00:01:21,379 WELL, BABY, BECAUSE WE'RE 56 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:22,344 READY TO START. 57 00:01:22,344 --> 00:01:24,448 WELL, CURTIS, WE'RE NOT. 58 00:01:24,448 --> 00:01:25,862 NO, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET 59 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:27,827 MARRIED UNTIL HER FATHER AND 60 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:29,448 HER SISTER GET THERE. 61 00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:30,758 SHE'S NOT MARRYING HER 62 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,448 FATHER AND HER SISTER! 63 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:33,793 SHE'S MARRYING YOU! 64 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,620 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 65 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:36,620 OKAY. 66 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,206 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? 67 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:40,103 MIRANDA WANTS HER FAMILY TO BE 68 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:41,034 THERE, OKAY? 69 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:41,896 AND THAT IS THAT. 70 00:01:41,896 --> 00:01:43,000 WELL, UNCLE CURTIS, IF 71 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,379 DR. LUCAS DOESN'T GET HERE SOON, 72 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:46,068 YOU CAN STAND IN FOR HIM. 73 00:01:46,068 --> 00:01:47,448 YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 74 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:48,827 NO, NO, THAT'S A BAD IDEA. 75 00:01:48,827 --> 00:01:50,000 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 76 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 PLEASE, I ALREADY PAID FOR THE 77 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:51,827 HOUR. 78 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:52,896 I'M NOT WALKING DOWN THE AISLE, 79 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:54,068 TOO. 80 00:01:54,068 --> 00:01:55,034 JUST LET HER WALK DOWN THE 81 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:55,931 AISLE BY HERSELF. 82 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:56,965 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 83 00:01:56,965 --> 00:01:57,793 SHE CAN'T DO IT? 84 00:01:57,793 --> 00:01:58,931 IT'S NOT THAT HARD. ALL SHE -- 85 00:01:58,931 --> 00:01:59,758 CURTIS -- 86 00:01:59,758 --> 00:02:00,827 ELLA, ALL SHE GOT TO DO IS 87 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:01,827 WALK DOWN THE AISLE, WAVE AT 88 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:02,758 THE PEOPLE. 89 00:02:02,758 --> 00:02:03,862 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO. SMILE. 90 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:04,827 WITH THAT -- THAT BAG OVER HER 91 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:05,758 FACE ANYWAY, THEY CAN'T SEE 92 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:06,586 NOTHING. 93 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:07,586 "THANKS FOR THE PRESENTS." 94 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,344 AND WHEN SHE GET TO THE 95 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:10,068 PREACHER, STOP. 96 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:13,344 YOU ARE NOT A PREACHER. 97 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:14,965 STOP. 98 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:16,827 POTENTIAL. 99 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:17,931 AND IF SHE MAKES IT THROUGH THE 100 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:19,034 BAG OF CHARCOAL AT THE BARBECUE 101 00:02:19,034 --> 00:02:20,862 GRILL, SHE WENT TOO FAR. 102 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:23,586 HUH. BAG OF CHARCOAL? 103 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:24,620 [ ELLA LAUGHS ] 104 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:27,068 YOU THE BAG OF CHARCOAL, BABY. 105 00:02:27,068 --> 00:02:28,931 AIN'T THAT BRILLIANT? 106 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:29,793 THAT WAS GOOD. 107 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:30,689 HOW'D I DO? IT CAME OUT 108 00:02:30,689 --> 00:02:31,551 LIKE THAT. 109 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:32,275 JUST LIKE THAT? 110 00:02:32,275 --> 00:02:34,517 UH-HUH. 111 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:35,413 YOU KNOW WHAT? 112 00:02:35,413 --> 00:02:36,482 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 113 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:38,000 THIS -- THIS RIGHT HERE -- THIS 114 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 HAS GOT TO BE KARMA. 115 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,344 IS THIS THE PUNISHMENT THAT I 116 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:41,758 GET FOR ALL THE PEOPLE'S LIVES I 117 00:02:41,758 --> 00:02:43,068 RUINED HUSTLING THEM? 118 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:44,310 NO, MIRANDA, YOU -- THIS IS 119 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:45,310 NOT KARMA, HONEY. 120 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,655 YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED. 121 00:02:46,655 --> 00:02:48,000 YEAH, GIRL, BECAUSE IF THIS 122 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,896 IS KARMA, I'D STILL BE LOCKED 123 00:02:49,896 --> 00:02:51,931 IN A JAIL IN BRAZIL. 124 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:52,620 OH! 125 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,068 [ SPEAKS PORTUGUESE ] 126 00:02:55,068 --> 00:02:56,482 [ PURRS ] 127 00:02:56,482 --> 00:02:58,310 WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 128 00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,310 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE 129 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:00,344 FINE. 130 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:01,310 YES, HONEY, YOUR FATHER'S 131 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,241 GOING TO BE HERE, DON'T WORRY. 132 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:03,137 I'M GOING TO CHECK MY PHONE TO 133 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:05,793 SEE IF HE CALLED. 134 00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:08,241 HEY, ANY WORD FROM -- WHAT'S 135 00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:09,103 YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME? 136 00:03:09,103 --> 00:03:10,068 JEFFREY. 137 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:10,896 JEFFREY? 138 00:03:10,896 --> 00:03:11,724 NO, HE HASN'T ANSWERED HIS 139 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:12,448 CELL PHONE. 140 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,482 OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOOD. 141 00:03:13,482 --> 00:03:14,379 I KNOW IT'S NOT GOOD. 142 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:15,344 CALVIN IS NEXT DOOR FREAKING 143 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:16,241 OUT. 144 00:03:16,241 --> 00:03:17,068 WELL, THEN THEY'RE THE 145 00:03:17,068 --> 00:03:18,000 PERFECT COUPLE, BECAUSE 146 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,103 MIRANDA'S OVER HERE FREAKING 147 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:20,034 OUT. 148 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,172 NO, NO! I'M NOT DOING THIS! 149 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:23,344 I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. 150 00:03:23,344 --> 00:03:24,620 THAT -- THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT! 151 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,000 OH, YES, YOU ARE, MY DEAR. 152 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,068 YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED, HONEY. 153 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:28,206 I KNOW -- LISTEN, BABY, I KNOW 154 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:29,896 YOU WANT YOUR FATHER AND JULIA 155 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:31,000 HERE, OKAY? 156 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,344 BUT YOU ARE MARRYING CALVIN. 157 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:33,344 YOU'RE NOT MARRYING THEM. 158 00:03:33,344 --> 00:03:35,103 HMM. HMM, HMM. WHY DOES THAT 159 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:36,551 MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE WITH 160 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:37,758 YOU SAYING IT? 161 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:39,000 HMM? 162 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 NOTHING. 163 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,620 UH, MIRANDA, HONEY, LISTEN, 164 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,413 BABY. 165 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:48,620 ALL PERFORMANCES...HAVE KINKS, 166 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:49,620 YOU KNOW? 167 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:50,931 AND -- AND -- AND -- AND GO 168 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,137 THROUGH STAGES. 169 00:03:52,137 --> 00:03:54,034 AND THE CURTAIN RISES. 170 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,896 AND THE PERFORMANCE IS 171 00:03:55,896 --> 00:03:57,551 PHENOMENAL! 172 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:58,724 BRAVO! 173 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:00,586 BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO! 174 00:04:00,586 --> 00:04:02,482 OH, HONEY, IT'S NOT OVER 175 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:04,413 UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS. 176 00:04:04,413 --> 00:04:07,793 SHUT UP, CLARETHA. 177 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:09,655 NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS! 178 00:04:09,655 --> 00:04:11,689 IT'S OVER! LIKE, I CAN'T! 179 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:12,586 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 180 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,448 GUYS, IT'S JEFFREY, IT'S 181 00:04:13,448 --> 00:04:14,448 JEFFREY, IT'S JEFFREY. 182 00:04:14,448 --> 00:04:15,655 HELLO? WELL, THIS BETTER BE GOOD 183 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:16,896 NEWS. 184 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:18,068 FINALLY? OK, HONEY, WE'LL SEE 185 00:04:18,068 --> 00:04:19,034 YOU SOON. 186 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,241 JEFFREY AND JULIA ARE 20 MINUTES 187 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:21,103 AWAY. 188 00:04:21,103 --> 00:04:21,827 YES! 189 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:22,517 WONDERFUL. 190 00:04:22,517 --> 00:04:23,379 LET'S GET YOU DRESSED. 191 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:24,379 COME ON, COME ON, BABY. 192 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:25,103 HAPPY THOUGHTS, HAPPY 193 00:04:25,103 --> 00:04:26,793 THOUGHTS, HAPPY THOUGHTS, HAPPY 194 00:04:26,793 --> 00:04:27,724 THOUGHTS! 195 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:29,586 THANK GOODNESS. 196 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:31,413 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. HUH. 197 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:32,586 BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO TELL 198 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,551 CURTIS HE HAS WASTED HIS MONEY, 199 00:04:34,551 --> 00:04:35,827 THE WEDDING WOULD HAVE BEEN A 200 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:40,034 FUNERAL. 201 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:41,068 YO, YO, D., WHAT THE BUSINESS 202 00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:41,758 IS? 203 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:42,758 YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT. 204 00:04:42,758 --> 00:04:43,793 WHAT'S UP, PEANUT? 205 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:44,758 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, 206 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:45,689 MAN, I'M HERE JUST TRYING TO 207 00:04:45,689 --> 00:04:46,862 SCRAPE UP SOME DOLLARS. 208 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:47,896 ARE THEY PAYING YOU GUYS TO 209 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:48,758 BE USHERS? 210 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:49,620 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 211 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:50,724 HOW? 212 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,862 LIKE THIS -- WHERE YOU ALL 213 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:53,000 TRYING TO SIT? 214 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 HEY, YOU ALL TWO CLOWNS KNOW 215 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,931 WE'RE HERE FOR CALVIN. 216 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:56,137 SIT US ON THE GROOM SIDE. 217 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:57,034 NO, OKAY? 218 00:04:57,034 --> 00:04:58,620 WE MEAN $5 FOR GENERAL 219 00:04:58,620 --> 00:04:59,689 ADMISSION, ALL RIGHT? 220 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:01,000 IT'S GOING TO BE $10 IF YOU 221 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,241 WANT PREMIUM SEATING, AND IT'S 222 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:03,862 $25 FOR THE V.I.P. 223 00:05:03,862 --> 00:05:05,000 WHERE'S THE V.I.P. SECTION? 224 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,586 THERE'S A V.I.P. SECTION. 225 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:07,379 WHAT KIND OF WEDDING DO YOU 226 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:08,068 THINK THIS IS? 227 00:05:08,068 --> 00:05:09,068 YOU SIT UP THERE, YOU GUARANTEED 228 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:10,586 TO BE ON CAMERA, TOO. 229 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:11,620 MAN, WE ARE NOT PAYING YOU 230 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:12,758 ALL TO SEAT US! MOVE! 231 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:13,965 OKAY, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, DUDE. 232 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:14,827 LET ME AT LEAST GIVE YOU A 233 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:15,517 STAMP. 234 00:05:15,517 --> 00:05:16,379 THAT WAY, YOU CAN LEAVE AND COME 235 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:17,103 BACK, AND THERE WON'T NO 236 00:05:17,103 --> 00:05:17,827 PROBLEMS. 237 00:05:17,827 --> 00:05:19,413 YOU OFFICIALLY BEEN STAMPED. 238 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:20,379 SIT RIGHT THERE. 239 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:21,379 YOU ALL ARE TOO CRAZY. 240 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:23,000 UH-UH, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 241 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 YOU BETTER BACK UP OFF ME, 242 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,655 POKEY! 243 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:25,827 THESE EARRINGS ARE WEAPONS! 244 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,068 I WILL TAKE THEM OFF AND SLICE 245 00:05:27,068 --> 00:05:27,758 YOU UP! 246 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:29,758 ALL RIGHT, SHE'S SERIOUS. 247 00:05:29,758 --> 00:05:31,517 SHE -- SHE AIN'T GOING TO PLAY. 248 00:05:31,517 --> 00:05:33,034 YEAH. EXCUSE ME, MS. LADY? 249 00:05:33,034 --> 00:05:34,689 WE GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP 250 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:35,551 INTO THE BACK. 251 00:05:35,551 --> 00:05:36,931 WHY? 252 00:05:36,931 --> 00:05:38,000 WHY? BECAUSE THIS IS CUSTOMS, 253 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:38,827 THAT'S WHY. 254 00:05:38,827 --> 00:05:40,448 AND ACCORDING TO OUR SCREEN, WE 255 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:41,448 NEED TO TAKE YOU IN THE BACK, 256 00:05:41,448 --> 00:05:42,517 DO A LITTLE STRIP SEARCH, AND 257 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:43,655 WE'RE DONE. 258 00:05:43,655 --> 00:05:44,827 WHAT SCREEN? 259 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:45,862 LOOK, TRUST US. 260 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,000 WE GOT A SCREEN. 261 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,172 IT'S NEVER WRONG. 262 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:49,137 THEN WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY ELSE 263 00:05:49,137 --> 00:05:49,965 SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN? 264 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:50,965 BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM! 265 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:53,137 I MEAN, LOOK, MA'AM, WE HAVE NO 266 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:54,551 CONTROL OVER THE SCREEN. 267 00:05:54,551 --> 00:05:55,931 AND YOU TALK TOO MUCH. 268 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:57,206 CAN YOU PLEASE STEP IN THE BACK? 269 00:05:57,206 --> 00:05:58,137 IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY 270 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:00,103 FACE -- 271 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:01,689 HEY, HEY, HEY, GUYS. 272 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:03,068 OH, CALVIN, WHAT YOU DOING, 273 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:04,241 MAN? YOU'RE STUPID. 274 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:05,172 YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO 275 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:06,482 SEE YOU BEFORE THE WEDDING, MAN. 276 00:06:06,482 --> 00:06:07,344 IT'S BAD LUCK. 277 00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:08,482 IT'S BAD LUCK FOR THE GROOM 278 00:06:08,482 --> 00:06:09,448 TO SEE THE BRIDE BEFORE THE 279 00:06:09,448 --> 00:06:11,448 WEDDING, IDIOT. 280 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:12,482 HA, HA, I GOT YOU. 281 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:13,310 I KNEW THAT. WHAT'S UP? 282 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:14,551 MIRANDA'S POPS IS FINALLY ON 283 00:06:14,551 --> 00:06:15,413 HIS WAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO 284 00:06:15,413 --> 00:06:16,482 START SOON, BUT I NEED THE TWO 285 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:17,689 OF YOU GUYS TO STALL. 286 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:18,724 NO PROBLEM. 287 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:19,620 YEAH, THAT AIN'T NO PROBLEM. 288 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:20,413 DON'T TRIP, MAN. WE GOT YOU. 289 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,172 ALL RIGHT, COOL. 290 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,034 HEY, PEANUT, LET'S STALL 291 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:22,827 THEM OUT. 292 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:24,448 EVERYBODY, THROW YOUR HANDS UP. 293 00:06:24,448 --> 00:06:25,827 THROW YOUR HANDS UP. 294 00:06:25,827 --> 00:06:26,965 PUT YOUR HANDS UP. PUT YOUR 295 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:28,103 HANDS UP. PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 296 00:06:28,103 --> 00:06:29,172 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY 297 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:30,965 PEOPLE WE GOT RIPPING FROM OUT 298 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:31,827 OF TOWN? 299 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:33,103 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT-- 300 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:33,896 OKAY. 301 00:06:33,896 --> 00:06:34,862 AND WHERE ARE ALL MY FINE 302 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:35,793 SINGLE LADIES AT? 303 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:36,655 SAY "OW." 304 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:38,344 OW! 305 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,448 HELLO, PURPLE PEOPLE EATER. 306 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:41,551 WE SAID "FINE." 307 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:42,931 ALL RIGHT, AND I'M FINALLY 308 00:06:42,931 --> 00:06:44,586 HERE, SO I'M FINE, TOO. 309 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:45,448 YEAH. THAT YOU ARE. 310 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,206 THAT YOU ARE. 311 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,068 DON'T MAKE ME CRAWL UP THERE 312 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:48,344 AND HAVE TO WHOOP YOU NOW. 313 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:49,620 SECURITY? WE -- CAN WE GET 314 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:51,827 SECURITY? 315 00:06:51,827 --> 00:06:56,931 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE. 316 00:06:56,931 --> 00:06:59,103 MIRANDA'S NEPHEW JUST HAPPENS TO 317 00:06:59,103 --> 00:07:01,517 BE SICK. 318 00:07:01,517 --> 00:07:04,000 AND JAZMINE IS IN A BED WITH A 319 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,172 FEVER, OKAY? 320 00:07:05,172 --> 00:07:06,896 SO HERE IS YOUR FLOWERS. 321 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:09,448 WHOO. 322 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:10,862 GOOD JOB, BIG DOG. 323 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:14,965 YEAH, WHATEVER. 324 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:16,206 ARE YOU NERVOUS? 325 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:17,586 WHEW. VERY. 326 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:19,137 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 327 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:20,517 YOU'LL BE FINE. 328 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:21,517 I KNOW. 329 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,310 THAT'S IF I DON'T FAINT. 330 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,965 YOU WON'T FAINT. 331 00:07:24,965 --> 00:07:26,310 YEAH, WELL, IF I DO, MAKE 332 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,517 SURE YOU CONFISCATE THAT CAMERA 333 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:29,034 FROM THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 334 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:31,137 NO PROBLEM. 335 00:07:31,137 --> 00:07:33,862 NO PROBLEM. [ WEDDING MUSIC PLAYS ] 336 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:40,241 [ WEDDING MUSIC PLAYS ] 337 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:42,000 WOW. DOESN'T SHE LOOK 338 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,655 BEAUTIFUL? 339 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:49,413 BEAUTIFUL? YEAH, SHE SURE DOES. 340 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:59,103 YEAH, SHE SURE DOES. 341 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,517 WHO GIVETH THIS WOMAN TO BE 342 00:08:00,517 --> 00:08:02,689 MARRIED TO THIS MAN? 343 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:05,551 MARRIED TO THIS MAN? [ STAMMERING ] YEAH, I DO. 344 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,620 [ STAMMERING ] YEAH, I DO. 345 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:11,068 [ STAMMERING ] YEAH, I DO. YOU MAY BE SEATED. 346 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:16,862 YOU MAY BE SEATED. 347 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:18,103 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BROTHERS 348 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:19,241 AND SISTERS, WE ARE GATHERED 349 00:08:19,241 --> 00:08:22,310 HERE TODAY, BEFORE GOD, 350 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:24,586 TO WITNESS THE UNION OF 351 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:28,137 CALVIN PAYNE AND MIRANDA LUCAS. 352 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,620 MARRIAGE IS AN HONORABLE 353 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:30,275 ESTATE-- 354 00:08:30,275 --> 00:08:32,310 EXCUSE ME, PASTOR. 355 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:35,448 "EXCUSE ME"? 356 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,448 COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHING, 357 00:08:37,448 --> 00:08:38,482 CALVIN? 358 00:08:38,482 --> 00:08:40,758 NOW? 359 00:08:40,758 --> 00:08:42,379 C.J., THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 360 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,068 JUST ONE SECOND. 361 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:45,310 UH, EXCUSE ME. 362 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,103 [ MIRANDA SIGHS ] 363 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:49,068 EXCUSE ME. 364 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:52,310 [ WHISPERS ] 365 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:54,172 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 366 00:08:54,172 --> 00:08:55,793 ABSOLUTELY. 367 00:08:55,793 --> 00:08:58,000 OKAY, HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. 368 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,275 WE'LL WAIT. 369 00:08:59,275 --> 00:09:00,413 WE'LL WAIT FOR WHAT? 370 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:02,068 YOU'LL SEE. 371 00:09:02,068 --> 00:09:03,896 [ MIRANDA SIGHS ] 372 00:09:03,896 --> 00:09:04,793 AH! 373 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:07,586 WHOA! 374 00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:09,586 SORRY. 375 00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:11,793 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 376 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:16,482 C.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 377 00:09:16,482 --> 00:09:21,172 MAKING IT RIGHT. 378 00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:23,448 I DON'T WANT TO BRING ANOTHER 379 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:25,137 CHILD INTO THE WORLD -- OUR 380 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:28,172 CHILD -- WITHOUT US BEING 381 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:31,655 HUSBAND AND WIFE. 382 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:34,965 I LOVE YOU. 383 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:37,551 I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU BE MY WIFE, AGAIN? 384 00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:44,689 WILL YOU BE MY WIFE, AGAIN? 385 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:48,137 BABY, EVERYBODY'S STARING. 386 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:49,862 AND MY KNEE IS HURTING REAL 387 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:51,103 BAD. 388 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:51,931 WILL YOU PLEASE ANSWER THE 389 00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:52,586 QUESTION? 390 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:53,620 OKAY, C.J., CAN WE -- CAN WE 391 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:54,758 TALK ABOUT THIS IN PRIVATE? 392 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:55,724 ARE YOU GOING TO PRIVATELY 393 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:56,655 SAY "YES"? 394 00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:58,379 C.J., LET'S JUST GO AND TALK. 395 00:09:58,379 --> 00:09:59,379 YOU WANT TO TALK? 396 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:00,068 YES. 397 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:01,172 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 398 00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,172 THEY GOING TO TALK. 399 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:03,620 OH, OH. I'M SORRY. 400 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,034 THANK YOU. 401 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:07,310 OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT. 402 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,862 FINGER. 403 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,793 [ JANINE AND C.J. CHUCKLE ] 404 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:12,413 EXCUSE US. 405 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:14,517 EVERYBODY, UH, WE JUST GONNA -- 406 00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:15,586 WE JUST GONNA GO TALK. 407 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:16,413 AND, UH -- 408 00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:17,206 FINGER. 409 00:10:17,206 --> 00:10:18,586 OH, SORRY, PASTOR. 410 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:20,000 UH, WE GOT -- WE GOT SOME 411 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,137 THINGS -- SHE DIDN'T SAY "NO." 412 00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:22,241 SHE DIDN'T SAY "NO," BUT WE GOT 413 00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:23,517 SOME THINGS TO DISCUSS. 414 00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:24,310 YOU ALL JUST HOLD TIGHT. 415 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,931 EVERYBODY HOLD TIGHT. 416 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:27,068 OKAY, WAIT, HOLD ON. 417 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,068 DID HE JUST "HOLD TIGHT"? 418 00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:30,482 IT'S OKAY, BABY. 419 00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:32,413 WE'RE STILL GETTING MARRIED. 420 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,862 C.J., YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES OR 421 00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:37,034 WE'RE MOVING ON WITHOUT YOU! 422 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:38,620 OKAY, NOW -- NOW, WHAT IS 423 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:39,965 GOING ON? 424 00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,655 I TOLD YOU. 425 00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:44,172 I WANT TO MARRY YOU. 426 00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:45,793 C.J., I-I GET IT, OKAY? 427 00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:47,275 YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT, 428 00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:48,413 AND THAT'S CUTE AND EVERYTHING, 429 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:49,517 BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO 430 00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:50,172 PROPOSE -- 431 00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:52,689 NO, NO. I'M SERIOUS, JANINE. 432 00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:55,000 LOOK... 433 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,586 I DON'T WANT OUR BABY COMING 434 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:57,689 INTO THIS WORLD WITHOUT US BEING 435 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:58,379 TOGETHER. 436 00:10:58,379 --> 00:10:59,517 OKAY, SO THIS IS JUST ABOUT 437 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,344 THE BABY, NOT ME? 438 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:05,689 NO, JANINE -- BABY, I-I LOVE 439 00:11:05,689 --> 00:11:07,793 YOU. 440 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,586 IT'S ABOUT BOTH OF YOU. 441 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,379 I LOVE YOU. 442 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,689 BABY, I LOVE YOU. 443 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,724 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 444 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:16,034 I JUST -- 445 00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:17,034 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] 446 00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:18,413 I WANT US TO BE A FAMILY. 447 00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:20,310 C.J., HAVE YOU LOST YOUR 448 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,620 MIND? 449 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,172 NO, NO, FOR THE FIRST TIME 450 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:25,586 IN A LONG TIME, I'M VERY CLEAR 451 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:28,068 ABOUT THIS -- VERY CLEAR. 452 00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:30,310 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 453 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,586 I SAY YES. 454 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:33,241 YES! SHE SAID YES. 455 00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:34,413 SHE SAID YES. 456 00:11:34,413 --> 00:11:38,344 WHAT, BABY? SHE SAID YES! 457 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,586 I MEAN, LOOK, IS THIS GOING 458 00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:41,517 TO COST ME EXTRA MONEY? 459 00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:43,551 NO, BABY. 460 00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:45,413 ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY, YOU'RE 461 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,896 GETTING TWO FOR ONE. HMM. 462 00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:48,896 YEAH! 463 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:50,206 AH! 464 00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:51,551 HUH. CONGRATULATIONS. 465 00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:52,379 THANK YOU. 466 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,586 CONGRATULATIONS, NEPHEW. 467 00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:54,931 WELL, I-I CAN'T GET MARRIED 468 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:55,827 LIKE THIS. 469 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:56,896 I-I CAN'T GET MARRIED LIKE THIS. 470 00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:57,689 LIKE WHAT? 471 00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:58,517 LIKE THIS. 472 00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,551 LOOK, YOU HAVE ON A TUX. 473 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:00,586 I-I-I'D LIKE A WEDDING GOWN. 474 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:01,448 WELL, LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING 475 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:02,275 WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT NOW. 476 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:03,620 NO, NO, NO. YES, THERE IS. 477 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,068 I STILL HAVE YOUR WEDDING GOWN. 478 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,310 MS. ELLA, I GAVE THAT TO YOU 479 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,586 TO GIVE TO THE CHURCH. 480 00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:09,482 I TRIED TO GIVE THAT TO THE 481 00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:10,827 CHURCH, BUT IT IS A MATERNITY 482 00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:11,965 WEDDING GOWN. 483 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,000 NOBODY AT THE CHURCH WANTS THAT. 484 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,379 WELL, I'M NOT SURE IF IT WILL 485 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:17,137 FIT. 486 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,344 I HAVE A-A BIT OF A SITUATION 487 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,517 HERE. 488 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:20,551 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 489 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:21,724 YOU HAD A BIT OF A SITUATION 490 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:22,896 WHEN YOU FIRST GOT MARRIED. 491 00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:25,206 REMEMBER? MALIK. 492 00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:26,103 OKAY. 493 00:12:26,103 --> 00:12:27,758 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 494 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:28,586 QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. 495 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:31,689 QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. SLOW, SLOW, SLOW, SLOW. 496 00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:35,310 SLOW, SLOW, SLOW, SLOW. 497 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,206 CONGRATULATIONS, NEPHEW. 498 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:38,379 MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, 499 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,241 RIGHT? 500 00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:40,310 WHAT? 501 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,172 NOW YOU REALLY GOT TO GET 502 00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:46,517 THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE. 503 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,000 OKAY, C.J., YOUR FIVE MINUTES 504 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,965 ARE UP. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 505 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:49,620 SHE SAID YES. 506 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,275 OKAY, COOL. LET'S GO. 507 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,275 NO, SHE'S CHANGING HER DRESS. 508 00:12:52,275 --> 00:12:54,448 OKAY, I'LL GO TELL MIRANDA. 509 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,655 OKAY, AND I'LL GO WITH YOU. 510 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:56,862 OH, POPS, YOU'RE GOING TO 511 00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:57,862 TELL MIRANDA FOR ME? 512 00:12:57,862 --> 00:12:59,206 NO, I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE 513 00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:01,965 NO, I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE BEAT DOWN. 514 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:06,034 BEAT DOWN. 515 00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:08,931 OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 516 00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,482 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BROTHERS 517 00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:11,655 AND SISTERS, WE'RE GATHERED 518 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:13,965 HERE TODAY, BEFORE GOD, TO 519 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,724 WITNESS THE UNION OF 520 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:20,655 CALVIN PAYNE AND MIRANDA LUCAS 521 00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:23,310 AND CLARENCE PAYNE JR. AND 522 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,137 JANINE PAYNE. 523 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,586 MARRIAGE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST 524 00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,068 STEPS TWO PEOPLE CAN TAKE TO 525 00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:31,586 DEMONSTRATE THEIR LOVE FOR EACH 526 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,000 OTHER. 527 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,206 AND YOUR LOVE WILL GROW. 528 00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,827 BUT YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ACCEPT 529 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:39,689 EACH OTHER'S STRENGTHS AND 530 00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:42,275 WEAKNESSES, UNCONDITIONALLY, 531 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,275 AND WITHOUT JUDGMENT -- WELL, 532 00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:46,517 THAT -- THAT WILL SUSTAIN YOUR 533 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:48,310 LOVE. 534 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:51,344 LET US PRAY. 535 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,344 HEAVENLY FATHER, WE THANK YOU 536 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,448 FOR THIS DAY, AND FOR THE 537 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,482 ABILITY TO RECEIVE AND TO GIVE 538 00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:59,000 LOVE. 539 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,275 THANK YOU FOR THE UNION THAT 540 00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:02,275 THESE TWO COUPLES ARE ABOUT TO 541 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,379 FORM. 542 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:04,655 I PRAY THAT YOU WOULD TEACH 543 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:08,103 THEM COURAGE, STRENGTH, BUT 544 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:11,000 MOST IMPORTANTLY, FORGIVENESS. 545 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,413 AND LET THEIR LOVE GROW DEEPER 546 00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:16,586 AND STRONGER WITH EVERY PASSING 547 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:17,931 DAY. 548 00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:20,793 IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN. 549 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:24,241 AMEN. 550 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:26,172 CALVIN AND MIRANDA HAVE -- 551 00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:27,137 HAVE WRITTEN VOWS FOR EACH 552 00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,482 OTHER. 553 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:35,206 CLARENCE AND JANINE? 554 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:36,827 OKAY, THEY'LL WING IT. 555 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,655 CALVIN? 556 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,758 WELL, ACTUALLY, I WROTE A 557 00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:44,551 POEM CALLED "FOREVER." 558 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:49,931 MIRANDA LUCAS, YOU ARE MY RIB. 559 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,724 WITHOUT YOU, I'M STILL WHOLE, 560 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,241 BUT... 561 00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:58,034 WITH YOU, I FEEL SO COMPLETE. 562 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,758 BABY, I NEVER REALLY KNEW THE 563 00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:01,758 MEANING OF LOVE UNTIL YOU WALKED 564 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:02,655 INTO MY LIFE. 565 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,517 OH, BABY. 566 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:07,000 AND I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL FOR 567 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,827 THAT. 568 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,896 MIRANDA, YOU ARE FOREVER 569 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,965 INGRAINED IN MY HEART. 570 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,517 AND I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING WITH 571 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,103 YOU FOREVER. 572 00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,068 OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU WITH MY 573 00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:26,344 HEART AND MY SOUL. 574 00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:29,310 WHEN WE MET, YOU CHANGED MY 575 00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,551 LIFE. 576 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,344 YOU MADE ME WANT TO BE A BETTER 577 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,896 PERSON. 578 00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:36,793 I AM SO HONORED THAT YOU ASKED 579 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:40,344 ME -- THAT YOU CHOSE ME TO BE 580 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,724 YOUR WIFE. 581 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:46,758 I TAKE THIS VOW BEFORE GOD, OUR 582 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,620 FAMILY, AND FRIENDS, THAT YOU 583 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,655 WILL NEVER, EVER REGRET THIS 584 00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:55,000 CHOICE. 585 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,827 JANINE... 586 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,206 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME VERY... 587 00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:03,724 DIFFICULT THINGS TOGETHER. 588 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,310 IT'S OKAY. 589 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,724 I-IT'S HARD. I CAN'T -- 590 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:09,206 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 591 00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,206 I'M SORRY, I'M-- 592 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:11,793 LISTEN, LISTEN. 593 00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:13,275 GOD DOES NOT GIVE US MORE THAN 594 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:14,931 WE CAN HANDLE. 595 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:18,862 AND WE HAVE HANDLED A LOT. 596 00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:21,758 UM... 597 00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:25,655 WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT I HAVE 598 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,689 DONE TO YOU AND TO THIS FAMILY 599 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:32,000 AND TO MYSELF, I AM SO ETERNALLY 600 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,137 GRATEFUL THAT HE BLESSED ME WITH 601 00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:38,758 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MAN. 602 00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:42,034 I LOVE YOU, BABY. 603 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,551 THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THINGS 604 00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,586 THAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE, SO 605 00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:48,344 MANY THINGS WE COULD HAVE DONE. 606 00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:49,482 I'M SO GRATEFUL JUST TO BE 607 00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:53,758 I'M SO GRATEFUL JUST TO BE STANDING HERE WITH YOU TODAY. 608 00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:57,896 STANDING HERE WITH YOU TODAY. 609 00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:00,413 AND I JUST WANT -- I JUST WANT 610 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,517 TO LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY 611 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:02,689 LIFE, THAT'S ALL. 612 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:07,448 I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU. 613 00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:10,517 I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU. UH, THE RINGS? 614 00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:19,793 UH, THE RINGS? 615 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:21,137 RINGS ARE CIRCULAR AND 616 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,344 CONTINUOUS AND REPRESENT THE 617 00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:26,724 ONGOING BOND BETWEEN A HUSBAND 618 00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:28,620 AND WIFE. 619 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,068 THEY ARE SOLID AND CANNOT BE 620 00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:32,620 BROKEN, JUST AS THESE UNIONS 621 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,172 SHOULD NOT BE. 622 00:17:34,172 --> 00:17:36,862 CALVIN, WOULD YOU PLACE THIS 623 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:40,000 CALVIN, WOULD YOU PLACE THIS RING ON MIRANDA'S FINGER? 624 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,137 RING ON MIRANDA'S FINGER? 625 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,758 CALVIN, DO YOU TAKE MIRANDA TO 626 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:49,310 BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE, AND 627 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,965 DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE HER, 628 00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:55,551 HONOR HER, TO COMFORT HER, IN 629 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:58,068 SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, AND 630 00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,620 FORSAKING ALL OTHERS, KEEPING 631 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,931 YOURSELF ONLY FOR HER, AS LONG 632 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,448 AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 633 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,896 YEAH, I DO. 634 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,000 MIRANDA, WOULD YOU PLEASE 635 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:10,931 TAKE THIS RING... 636 00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:12,034 UH-HUH. 637 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:12,965 ...AND PUT IT ON CALVIN'S 638 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:16,206 FINGER? 639 00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,344 HMM. IT FITS. 640 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:19,482 [ CALVIN CHUCKLES ] 641 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,310 MIRANDA, DO YOU TAKE 642 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:24,103 CALVIN PAYNE AS YOUR WEDDED 643 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,655 HUSBAND, AND DO YOU PROMISE TO 644 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:30,172 LOVE HIM, HONOR HIM, COMFORT AND 645 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,206 KEEP HIM, IN SICKNESS AND IN 646 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:35,000 HEALTH, FORSAKING ALL OTHERS, 647 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,827 AND KEEPING YOURSELF ONLY FOR 648 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:40,931 HIM AS LONG AS YOU SHALL LIVE? 649 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:44,137 I DO. 650 00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:47,862 CLARENCE, DO YOU -- WELL, DID 651 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,620 YOU JUST HEAR WHAT I ASKED THEM? 652 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,137 YES. 653 00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:54,241 AND -- AND, JANINE, DO YOU 654 00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,896 WANT TO MARRY HIM, TOO? 655 00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:58,551 UH... 656 00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,551 NO. 657 00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:00,965 NO? 658 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,172 NO -- NO, NO! 659 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:03,862 MY -- MY -- MY WATER JUST BROKE. 660 00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:05,413 OH, NO! 661 00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,482 YEAH. 662 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:07,758 OH. 40557

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