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Happiest of birthdays to you, honey.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Wow, 50.
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I'll be there in a few more years.
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(laughing)
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So I want you and Albert
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to have a grand old night of romance.
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[Isabella] Um, they broke up.
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What?
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What happened to Albert?
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I mean how did Peter fuck this up?
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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You know when I turned 50
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I thought my life was
over, then I met Abby
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and I learned that the
most important thing
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in life is having a partner
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and I realized that my
life is just beginning.
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It's fine not to have one, too, sweetie.
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Till death do us part.
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(whispering)
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Why didn't you tell me that?
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Now, Pete.
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I have a cousin, he's about
45, he's cute as a bug
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and he's gay.
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I can give him your
number and it can't hurt.
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Well then again, it might.
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He's a virgin and I've heard stories
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about you, Pete.
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God.
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He was just settling
down and then, then what?
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Did he get blown by that twinky
little intern of his again?
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Hi, Peter.
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Happy birthday.
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You know, we're both gay men in our 50s.
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Well he knows he needs
to learn how to relax.
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I told him to go ahead anyway.
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He wasn't getting any from Albert.
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He got to get it from somewhere.
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You know what I'm
talking about, don't you?
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We, the both of us,
would like to wish you.
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[Both] The best year ever.
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-We love you.
-Love you, Pete.
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Happy birthday.
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I leave you with this thought.
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Sometimes you have to say
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what the fuck?
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Make your move.
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That was the worst Tom
Cruise imitation ever.
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(laughing)
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You know at least we
didn't mention Albert.
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Okay, I mean he was a dick
and no one liked him anyway.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Wait a minute, you better
edit that part out, okay?
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Okay, the three besties
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at some of that boring old people stuff.
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Here's Dad and Uncle
Pete in his school play.
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Oh, I'm so young and cool.
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I'm so old and boring.
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Oh, I'm so young and cool.
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Kids, don't grow old.
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Don't let his happen to you.
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(soft reflective guitar music)
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(muffled screaming)
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(soft reflective guitar music)
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(soft reflective guitar music)
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Come on, Peter.
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It's time to get ready.
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Okay.
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Happy Birthday to me.
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Yeah, so, no, no, no.
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I think they're done.
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-Hello!
-Oh hang on.
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Hi, hang on one sec, okay?
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Hi.
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Sorry.
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Come on in.
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Hi, thank you.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Oh yeah you can set up on the table.
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Hi, thank you, thanks.
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So sorry I'm late but this
one doesn't know how to drive.
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(speaking Italian)
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Okay, um.
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Hi, sorry, sorry.
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No the cater...
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No, I think it's serious.
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Yeah Edwards upstairs
with him right now, so.
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How's he doing?
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Well.
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Can you not do that?
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What do you think you are, a doctor?
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Do I look like a doctor?
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Well doc, am I gonna live?
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Through tonight?
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Probably.
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It's tomorrow and next month
that I'm worried about.
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Want to talk about it?
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No.
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So you two are over then?
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Didn't I just say I don't
want to talk about it?
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I got it.
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I known you 40 years.
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You're not much of a talker.
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I thought I'd ask.
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You know, just in case that
you'd like to say something
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before you have a stroke.
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Oh.
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Or a heart attack or an aneurysm.
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It's time that you need
to take care of yourself.
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Do things that make you happy.
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Take care of this body.
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Birthday law.
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I get to say and do whatever I want.
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Eddie.
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I don't want to do this.
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Well you're going to do this.
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There's a lot of people that love you
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and that want to celebrate this
momentous occasion with you.
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So you're gonna get dressed,
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go downstairs, smile.
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Yeah.
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And pretend that everything is okay.
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Just like you've been doing
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for the last five years with Albert.
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When you're ready to talk I'll be here.
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Like always.
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Yeah, well just remember
what I said about gifts.
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Yeah.
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No over 50 gag gifts, I got it.
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What did you get me?
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A defibrillator.
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I never know what to get you.
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I'll get you an IOU.
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I should have put him down years ago.
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Damn hippocratic oath.
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I heard that.
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The fucking quack took the scotch.
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(soft reflective guitar music)
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White or red?
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[Both] Blush.
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(speaking Italian)
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You spill one drop of that wine
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I'm gonna stab your neck with a fork
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and what did I tell you
about wearing that apron?
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Put this on.
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(speaking Italian)
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Does he need anything?
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Yeah.
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Less of this.
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Oh no.
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Did he say anything?
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Does he ever?
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I don't even think that
he wants to come down.
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Isabella?
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I'm on it.
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(soft guitar music)
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Hey.
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You didn't knock.
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Just figured your muscle
bound boy toy wasn't here yet.
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Huh?
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Just a birthday wish I
made to the cosmos for you.
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A professional wrestler type
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with a poetic, artistic soul.
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Well, you know my type.
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What are you doing?
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Choosing your outfit.
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Oh please don't.
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Well either I do it
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or I call your whole gang
up here to do it for you.
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Black slacks, red shirt.
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Ah, you're sweet.
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Like you have a choice.
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You change your major
again, this time to fashion?
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Oh please.
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My hippie parents are still beyond pissed
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that I switched to business.
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Well, you always do take after me.
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Besides, I don't want to make films.
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I want to run a studio and hire people
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to make them for me.
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Then I'll get you to star in
your own personal biography.
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It won't work.
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All gay movies are low budget
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and they can't afford the IMAX camera
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to capture my full figure.
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Well, in my films they will.
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Gay men over 50 don't
find love, don't have sex,
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don't kiss the boy, don't
even take their shirts off,
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in a gay film.
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I'll pass.
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♪ Don't want to talk about ♪
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♪ Front page blues ♪
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♪ Don't want to talk about ♪
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♪ Last year's news ♪
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♪ I just want some light in my life ♪
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♪ That and a lover ♪
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♪ For life ♪
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♪ No child isn't abused ♪
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♪ No love that's been used ♪
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♪ I just want some light in my life ♪
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♪ That and ♪
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(phone vibrating)
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(soft indie rock)
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There.
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Magic.
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Can't even tell I'm balding.
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Now can ya?
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Yeah, I talk to an invisible camera
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and I think it's because
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in the 70s, you know
remember Threes Company,
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Mr. Roper and the (laugh track).
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See, he knew he was in a show
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and he acknowledged it
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and I never met anybody else who does it
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but I just feel that we're all part
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of some bigger production
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and I'm trying to figure out
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which casting director
I fucking pissed off
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and what movie am I gonna get cast in?
220
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How 'bout the gay Star Wars
starring Jabba the gut.
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(mocking Jabba the hutt speech)
222
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High blood sugar, high blood pressure.
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Lowering balls.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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You know, you can get healthy,
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you can lose weight,
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but to be fat and 50 and
single in the gay world.
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I'm nothing.
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(engine stalling)
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Fuck!
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Shit.
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Fuck!
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Ready to celebrate my half death?
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Well.
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Maybe this won't be so bad.
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(whimsical piano music)
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(crowd cheering)
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[Man] Oh happy birthday!
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(laughing)
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-Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.
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Thank you so much.
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It's really good.
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-(tense music)
-(gasping)
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If I cannot have you
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then this will be the last birthday
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that you will ever have.
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(gunshot)
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Oh, that would be so great.
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-Oh there he is.
-(cheering)
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Oh god.
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The birthday boy.
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Oh so good to see you.
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Hey.
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Thank you so much.
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It's so great to see you.
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Darling.
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Oh boys, you didn't have to come.
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It's so great to see you.
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Thank you very much.
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-Hey, buddy.
-How you doing?
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Oh thank you.
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(laughing)
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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Oh hey, Elaine.
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-How are you?
-♪ To you ♪
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Good to see you.
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Thank you so much.
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Look, Elaine's here everybody.
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Baby, you gotta learn how to lighten up.
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Come on, give mama some sugar.
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Oh come on.
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-(laughing)
-(cheering)
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Still gay.
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Still gay
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still gay.
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That's what I'm talking about now.
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Still gay.
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Yes, I need a tow.
279
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,613
Excuse me?
280
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,350
That's a good question.
281
00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:04,273
I'm somewhere in Jersey by an ocean.
282
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,763
Yes, I'm right off the highway.
283
00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:12,110
No I'm not, I'm not sure.
284
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,538
(phone ringing)
285
00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:16,998
Peter Abano.
286
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,683
Yes, yeah.
287
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:20,930
I'm away for the weekend
288
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,803
and I'm not really taking any calls.
289
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,253
No.
290
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,620
Yeah, well Lee, that's what stocks do.
291
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,603
They go down.
292
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:29,540
Sometimes they go up
293
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,940
but more often now, you
know, they just go down.
294
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,190
You know, like everything in life,
295
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:35,212
it goes down, down, down.
296
00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:40,212
Spiraling into a pit of
despair filled with fetid waste
297
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,370
and you just find yourself questioning
298
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,173
the very essence of reality.
299
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,720
The entropy that surrounds
and engulfs us all
300
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,070
and nothing will save you.
301
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:51,670
Your portfolio, your stocks,
302
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,673
because you will ultimately die alone.
303
00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:58,020
Call you on Monday.
304
00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,670
Love to Jeanie and the kids, bye.
305
00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:04,061
Young lady now.
306
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:05,883
Where is he?
307
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,003
Oh he's outside.
308
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:11,300
If he's smoking, I'm gonna kill him.
309
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,623
I'm gonna rip his lungs
out with my bare hands.
310
00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:17,656
Yeah, my husband is famous
for his bedside manor.
311
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:22,100
(soft reflective guitar music)
312
00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:50,446
(indistinct party chatter)
313
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,550
Remember what I said about no gag gifts?
314
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,996
Yeah, we told everybody.
315
00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:57,829
Did you?
316
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:02,513
This is a party, your party, okay?
317
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,557
Try and have fun.
318
00:18:05,898 --> 00:18:08,677
You know, you used to be
fun, like back in the 90s.
319
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,423
You, you joked.
320
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,673
You charmed, you flirted.
321
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:14,523
I flirted?
322
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:15,973
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
323
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,333
Flirted, me?
324
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,093
-Yeah.
-Yeah, you flirted.
325
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:22,610
So it is a party go make
something incredible happen.
326
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,780
Something incredible.
327
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,453
Yes, go, go, go.
328
00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:26,676
You think I can't do it?
329
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:28,360
No, I don't think you can do it?
330
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,193
Oh really?
331
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:30,550
Want to see me?
332
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,370
Yeah, I'd like to see you in action.
333
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:35,243
Okay.
334
00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,273
Show us how it's done.
335
00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:37,183
Hold my drink.
336
00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,313
What have I got to lose?
337
00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:58,963
Hey.
338
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:03,773
Hey.
339
00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:04,606
How's it going?
340
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,520
Yeah, everything's great.
341
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,613
Fun party, dude.
342
00:19:06,735 --> 00:19:07,568
Yeah.
343
00:19:07,568 --> 00:19:08,676
Oh happy birthday.
344
00:19:08,676 --> 00:19:09,509
Oh thank you.
345
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,523
You are?
346
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:11,356
Brandon.
347
00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:12,563
Brandon, oh.
348
00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:14,823
Nice to see you.
349
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:16,571
Yeah.
350
00:19:17,994 --> 00:19:19,383
So you um.
351
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,430
You're on your own?
352
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,349
Sort of.
353
00:19:23,349 --> 00:19:24,596
What's sort of mean?
354
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:25,429
Its uh.
355
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:26,813
Oh let me.
356
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,490
Let me make you Peter punch.
357
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,323
Oh I'm--
358
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:30,594
No, it really like packs a wallop.
359
00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:31,594
Oh, no, no thanks.
360
00:19:31,594 --> 00:19:32,427
I can't.
361
00:19:32,427 --> 00:19:36,230
You're uh, worried about driving home?
362
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,343
Oh it's not that.
363
00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:38,796
My parents are here.
364
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:41,983
Your parents?
365
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:44,367
Yeah, the Greenbergs.
366
00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:46,950
They won't let me touch
a drop till I'm legal.
367
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:49,760
Oh yeah, that young couple over there.
368
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,170
Oh by the way, guess what?
369
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,003
What?
370
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,330
You know, I actually went to high school
371
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:55,530
with Micky, your godson.
372
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,647
Of course you did.
373
00:19:56,806 --> 00:19:59,080
Yeah, I mean, well he was a senior
374
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,230
when I was a sophomore.
375
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,253
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
376
00:20:04,394 --> 00:20:05,523
Anyway.
377
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,093
Have fun.
378
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:10,023
Yeah.
379
00:20:12,815 --> 00:20:17,815
-(soft upbeat music)
-(indistinct chatter)
380
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:21,983
My dignity.
381
00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:23,980
That's what I had to lose.
382
00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:26,730
No, no, no.
383
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:27,630
Hang on in there, Petey.
384
00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:30,965
Oh god, I don't want to
hang in there anymore.
385
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,465
Sweetie come on.
386
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,367
Holy shit.
387
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,617
-What?
-What?
388
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:37,483
Holy shit.
389
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:38,316
What?
390
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,163
Uh nothing.
391
00:20:39,163 --> 00:20:40,160
You need a drink.
392
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,903
I'm gonna get you a big drink.
393
00:20:42,154 --> 00:20:42,987
-That's good.
-Holy shit.
394
00:20:42,987 --> 00:20:45,170
If you two leave me, I swear to god
395
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,077
I will kill you in your sleep.
396
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,855
No, no, no we got you.
397
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,755
No, no, you bet.
398
00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,872
Caroline, lovely to see you.
399
00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:53,403
Edward, pleasures as always.
400
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,363
I took a chance I was still invited.
401
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:58,383
-Yes, of course.
-Yeah.
402
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,871
-Definitely, yeah.
-Yes, always.
403
00:20:59,871 --> 00:21:01,812
Well good, good, good.
404
00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:03,073
Hello, Peter.
405
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:04,533
Hi, Rodney.
406
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:09,370
I think we're gonna let you guys chat.
407
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:10,670
Yes, good idea.
408
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:15,620
(eerie dramatic music)
409
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,600
(screaming)
410
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,713
So, Peter.
411
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,423
Nice day for a party.
412
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,023
I really only wanted to
pop in and say something,
413
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,310
birthday greeting from me to you
414
00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:29,290
and this is not a happy birthday message
415
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,343
but it is related.
416
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,223
Ready?
417
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:33,233
Here it is.
418
00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:36,980
My dearest friend was broken up
419
00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:40,773
after five years with a cell phone call.
420
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,013
No.
421
00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:45,920
Albert, we've given this
more than a fair shot, okay.
422
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,943
It's been five years.
423
00:21:48,626 --> 00:21:52,293
In the gay world that's like
five relationships right there.
424
00:21:52,590 --> 00:21:53,423
Maybe 10.
425
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:56,520
After five years of caring for you,
426
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,760
putting up with your
moods, your depressions,
427
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,330
which would make Eeyore
look like Richard Simmons.
428
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:04,173
Oh and your constant need for booze.
429
00:22:06,698 --> 00:22:09,473
You just broke the heart
of a truly great man.
430
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,377
No, I don't want you coming here.
431
00:22:11,377 --> 00:22:13,283
I don't want you calling me.
432
00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:14,763
Just stop.
433
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:17,410
So I just wanted to come here
434
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,620
to see for myself, to make sure,
435
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:21,290
that you, Peter Abano,
436
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:24,073
was having a truly unhappy birthday.
437
00:22:26,124 --> 00:22:28,103
Well, you look unhappy.
438
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:29,950
Terribly unhappy
439
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:33,433
and that makes me happy.
440
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,420
Unhappy birthday, Peter.
441
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:43,547
(somber guitar music)
442
00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:54,260
Oh please god, let this be a stroke.
443
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,393
Hey, birthday boy!
444
00:22:56,700 --> 00:23:04,204
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
445
00:23:04,204 --> 00:23:09,004
♪ Happy birthday dear Peter ♪
446
00:23:09,004 --> 00:23:12,337
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
447
00:23:13,324 --> 00:23:16,491
(somber guitar music)
448
00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:18,056
Is that in gay inches?
449
00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:19,283
I have no clue.
450
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,684
Hey anybody want cake?
451
00:23:20,684 --> 00:23:22,010
Uh no.
452
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,380
Uh, I haven't had it since second grade,
453
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:25,723
so probably not.
454
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,684
Oh yeah, not since your
first drag contest, Micah.
455
00:23:28,684 --> 00:23:30,090
(laughing)
456
00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:32,180
Whatever bitch, you don't know.
457
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,013
Yeah sure.
458
00:23:33,013 --> 00:23:34,604
Anyway, Peter's blowing out the candles.
459
00:23:34,604 --> 00:23:35,724
(blows raspberry)
460
00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:38,810
Yeah just prior to eating
the whole thing by himself
461
00:23:38,810 --> 00:23:39,853
in record time.
462
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,793
Oh leave him alone.
463
00:23:41,890 --> 00:23:44,753
He wasn't always so fluffy.
464
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,500
Well he used to be almost kind of hot.
465
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,503
-I heard that.
-What?
466
00:23:48,503 --> 00:23:49,336
No way.
467
00:23:49,336 --> 00:23:50,620
Well he's got to blow something.
468
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:51,863
(laughing)
469
00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:54,946
(indistinct chatter)
470
00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:04,343
(urinating)
471
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:05,176
Oh hey.
472
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:06,713
-Sorry.
-No, no.
473
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,920
Hi, I'm Micah.
474
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,753
I'm Caleb.
475
00:24:09,753 --> 00:24:11,440
But it's okay, we don't have to shake.
476
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,463
Maybe you don't.
477
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:15,953
Oh.
478
00:24:16,573 --> 00:24:18,023
I think I caught you looking.
479
00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:19,620
(laughing)
480
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,453
Hang on.
481
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:22,669
Well come on in.
482
00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:24,823
Get in here.
483
00:24:25,870 --> 00:24:26,993
Come join the party.
484
00:24:27,356 --> 00:24:28,236
What's up, man?
485
00:24:28,236 --> 00:24:29,323
Better late than never, bud.
486
00:24:30,210 --> 00:24:31,160
All right, big boy.
487
00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:32,840
We just served the cake
488
00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:35,443
and they finished all their caterwauling.
489
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,916
Here's the tour of the house
490
00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:39,620
where you'll be bored to death.
491
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,970
You don't want to
(stammering) worry about that
492
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:45,163
and over here is where you want to be.
493
00:24:45,213 --> 00:24:48,123
It's where all the cool guys hang out.
494
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:49,793
Oh, boys.
495
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,033
Look what the cat dragged in.
496
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:56,080
(laughing)
497
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:58,863
[All] Hi.
498
00:25:01,193 --> 00:25:03,443
(laughing)
499
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,356
It's my turn, it's my turn.
500
00:25:07,356 --> 00:25:08,417
Come on, come on, come on.
501
00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:09,500
It's my turn.
502
00:25:09,856 --> 00:25:10,939
It's my turn.
503
00:25:11,232 --> 00:25:12,149
(laughing)
504
00:25:12,149 --> 00:25:13,368
Oh passion pack.
505
00:25:13,368 --> 00:25:16,618
Yeah, for someone who's 50 years old.
506
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,653
See, we got your multivitamins.
507
00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:25,403
We got your easy open condoms.
508
00:25:26,803 --> 00:25:28,800
How could we forget the geratic jelly
509
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,360
and don't forget a big tube
510
00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:38,313
of Bengay 'cause you know you
gonna need this afterwards.
511
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:39,844
(laughing)
512
00:25:39,844 --> 00:25:40,677
Pete, Pete.
513
00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:43,933
Make sure that you don't
confuse the last two.
514
00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:46,440
(laughing)
515
00:25:53,744 --> 00:25:56,627
(somber guitar music)
516
00:25:56,627 --> 00:26:01,150
-(laughing)
-(coughing)
517
00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:02,993
[Man] My little tinkler over there.
518
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,750
So here you go, mystery man.
519
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:11,753
Thanks, bro.
520
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:20,320
Dude, I can't tell you
how much I needed this.
521
00:26:23,129 --> 00:26:24,126
[Man] Bro?
522
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,743
Oh he's so straight.
523
00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:31,653
Hey, pasta's straight until you boil it.
524
00:26:31,950 --> 00:26:34,200
(laughing)
525
00:26:36,489 --> 00:26:38,906
(whispering)
526
00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:44,317
(somber guitar music)
527
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,503
Whoa, whoa.
528
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,593
Are you looking for something?
529
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,023
Sorry, honey, I was just
making sure you're awake.
530
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,523
Hey, look.
531
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,540
We're gonna go over to
Asbury, go to Paradise,
532
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:35,513
do some dancing.
533
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,293
What do you think?
534
00:27:37,293 --> 00:27:38,143
You want to join?
535
00:27:39,410 --> 00:27:40,640
I mean that sounds fun.
536
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,071
I might catch up with you guys.
537
00:27:42,071 --> 00:27:45,573
I gotta pee and I'll
just catch up with you.
538
00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:48,023
All right.
539
00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,810
I think I've heard that one before
540
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:54,920
but here's my card and you can call me
541
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,660
when you're ready.
542
00:27:57,870 --> 00:27:58,703
Okay?
543
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:01,623
And get you're rest, you're
gonna need your energy.
544
00:28:04,130 --> 00:28:05,433
Bye, John Cena.
545
00:28:09,593 --> 00:28:11,843
(laughing)
546
00:28:12,914 --> 00:28:14,000
Bye, love you.
547
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,833
See you soon.
548
00:28:15,888 --> 00:28:18,055
(snoring)
549
00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:22,947
(whispering)
550
00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:35,431
(reflective music)
551
00:28:37,597 --> 00:28:38,863
Riding our bikes.
552
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,270
Flying our x-wing fighters
553
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:46,573
down the trench of the Death Star.
554
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:51,223
Take the shot Red seven,
I got you covered.
555
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,700
You always had me covered.
556
00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:00,988
(reflective music)
557
00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:11,308
We're just gonna leave him where he is.
558
00:29:11,308 --> 00:29:12,641
We'll go to bed.
559
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,280
I'll be there up in a sec.
560
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,613
(soft reflective music)
561
00:29:21,896 --> 00:29:22,729
Hi.
562
00:29:23,021 --> 00:29:23,854
Hey.
563
00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:27,656
I haven't seen you before?
564
00:29:27,857 --> 00:29:29,507
Are you part of the trivia group?
565
00:29:29,816 --> 00:29:31,357
No, no, I'm just a friend.
566
00:29:31,357 --> 00:29:32,190
Oh.
567
00:29:32,893 --> 00:29:34,717
What is the boy's club leaving?
568
00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:36,136
Yeah, they're going dancing.
569
00:29:36,136 --> 00:29:37,373
Oh, of course.
570
00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:39,160
I just need to use the bathroom.
571
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,157
Yeah, sure.
572
00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,656
You know where it is.
573
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:42,989
Yeah, see you.
574
00:29:52,694 --> 00:29:56,027
(soft reflective music)
575
00:31:30,073 --> 00:31:32,863
Fucking Albert, fucking Rodney.
576
00:31:34,010 --> 00:31:35,667
Fuck Rodney, fuck Albert.
577
00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:38,731
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
578
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:42,064
(soft reflective music)
579
00:31:52,614 --> 00:31:53,447
Hi.
580
00:31:53,974 --> 00:31:54,807
Hi.
581
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,900
He looks like John Cena.
582
00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:02,969
Hey, have you tried?
583
00:32:03,936 --> 00:32:04,769
What?
584
00:32:05,253 --> 00:32:06,086
Excuse me?
585
00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:09,253
The water, see if it's
warm, go for a swim?
586
00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:13,080
I've try never to go
swimming when I'm drunk.
587
00:32:13,936 --> 00:32:15,630
Yeah but I would.
588
00:32:15,630 --> 00:32:16,463
Yeah, me too.
589
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,553
So are you?
590
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:18,733
Am I what?
591
00:32:18,733 --> 00:32:19,823
Are you drunk?
592
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,580
No, if anything I'm a little high.
593
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:24,130
I smoked with some of the guys.
594
00:32:24,673 --> 00:32:26,603
And you got out with the clothes on?
595
00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:29,640
My god, it's like throwing
chum into a shark tank.
596
00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:34,293
So, you live around here?
597
00:32:34,998 --> 00:32:36,498
Not around here.
598
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,600
Where do you live?
599
00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:39,603
Far far away.
600
00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:42,673
Ah, Jupiter.
601
00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,240
Something like that.
602
00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:45,503
Caleb.
603
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:46,963
Pete.
604
00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:54,503
So, Caleb.
605
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,763
Can I call you Cal?
606
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,993
Please don't.
607
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,423
Okay, I won't.
608
00:33:01,970 --> 00:33:04,653
I was just wondering who
the birthday party was for?
609
00:33:05,010 --> 00:33:06,043
Oh you don't know?
610
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:08,733
Someone old.
611
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,660
What the guy 50 or something?
612
00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:13,113
Oh I don't think 50 is old.
613
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,033
Ah well--
614
00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:16,920
You know what, one day we're gonna turn 50
615
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,734
and some young punk is gonna talk to us--
616
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:21,240
I never want to grow old.
617
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,653
Oh I see.
618
00:33:22,976 --> 00:33:25,473
Now what's wrong with growing old?
619
00:33:25,473 --> 00:33:27,190
It's, you know old.
620
00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:29,398
No one finds you attractive,
that sort of thing.
621
00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:31,550
You know I found a lot of
50 years old attractive.
622
00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:32,383
You do?
623
00:33:32,383 --> 00:33:35,143
Yeah in fact I don't find
anyone under 30 attractive.
624
00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:36,093
Why not?
625
00:33:36,093 --> 00:33:38,849
All pretty faces with no soul to speak of.
626
00:33:38,849 --> 00:33:40,294
Oh no soul?
627
00:33:40,294 --> 00:33:41,823
No, none whatsoever.
628
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,560
Well, I like my men older than me.
629
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,333
You know, I think it's great growing old.
630
00:33:47,770 --> 00:33:50,240
You know you get to
use what you've learned
631
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,200
from life's lessons
632
00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:53,863
and believe me, those
lessons just keep on coming.
633
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,713
Learn how to speak to people, for example.
634
00:33:59,510 --> 00:34:01,860
You're not constantly on your cellphone
635
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:03,080
looking for a connection
636
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,830
when there's someone standing
in front of you speaking.
637
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,163
It's great growing old.
638
00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:10,833
Oh, sorry.
639
00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:20,473
It's my birthday today.
640
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,733
I'm the one turning 50.
641
00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:25,300
Oh, I'm sorry.
642
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,133
What, why?
643
00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:27,303
That I'm 50?
644
00:34:27,303 --> 00:34:28,136
I'm not.
645
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,160
You don't look 50.
646
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:32,444
How old do I look?
647
00:34:32,444 --> 00:34:33,277
Not 50.
648
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,313
How old?
649
00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:36,693
25.
650
00:34:37,647 --> 00:34:38,480
Fuck you.
651
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,211
Look, I don't know how old
you look but it's not 50.
652
00:34:41,211 --> 00:34:44,260
Oh great, a half compliment.
653
00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:45,233
It's true.
654
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,603
One day, you wait.
655
00:34:51,387 --> 00:34:53,573
It goes faster than you think.
656
00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:57,457
So you want to go for a walk?
657
00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:00,516
What?
658
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:03,181
You know out by the water.
659
00:35:03,686 --> 00:35:06,603
A walk out by the water with you?
660
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:08,913
Yeah.
661
00:35:12,730 --> 00:35:13,630
Where's my cane?
662
00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:15,233
Cane?
663
00:35:15,584 --> 00:35:17,957
Yeah.
664
00:35:17,957 --> 00:35:19,857
You got a whole bunch of dick gifts.
665
00:35:19,947 --> 00:35:20,780
Yeah.
666
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,213
So you want to go?
667
00:35:26,747 --> 00:35:29,180
Why what, because you think you'd be doing
668
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:31,467
me a favor or something like that?
669
00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:32,907
Oh no, no, please.
670
00:35:32,907 --> 00:35:34,324
I want you to go.
671
00:35:35,051 --> 00:35:36,013
Please.
672
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,523
He's hot and probably carrying a knife.
673
00:35:40,912 --> 00:35:43,583
I mean isn't that how all
these Lifetime movies start?
674
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,771
I'll be right back.
675
00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:48,771
Oh, great.
676
00:35:50,313 --> 00:35:51,783
Back to Jupiter.
677
00:35:53,771 --> 00:35:56,313
He found the escape hatch and he took it.
678
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,670
50 years old and stood
up at the fucking prom.
679
00:36:02,976 --> 00:36:03,809
Again.
680
00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:05,456
(laughing)
681
00:36:05,456 --> 00:36:07,776
Fucking great, fucking great.
682
00:36:07,776 --> 00:36:08,776
Hey, Pete.
683
00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:10,504
Let's go.
684
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:18,583
Pete.
685
00:36:18,752 --> 00:36:19,585
Abano.
686
00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:22,534
To Pete Abano and his half a century.
687
00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:23,860
I said you could say 50.
688
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:26,010
I did not say you could
say half a century.
689
00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:27,963
Okay, all right.
690
00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:30,283
To Pete Abano on his 50th birthday.
691
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:32,780
Thank you, Caleb.
692
00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:35,123
Caleb.
693
00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:37,793
Caleb John Breen.
694
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,023
Caleb John Breen.
695
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,703
Caleb John Breen.
696
00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:45,650
Described by his neighbors as quiet
697
00:36:45,650 --> 00:36:48,260
had few hobbies, except for slaughtering
698
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,250
chubby, naive 50 year old gay men
699
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:52,270
and putting their
remains in his collection
700
00:36:52,270 --> 00:36:53,340
of mason jars.
701
00:36:56,075 --> 00:36:59,575
(reflective guitar music)
702
00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,040
What are you doing?
703
00:37:11,992 --> 00:37:13,073
What do you think I'm doing?
704
00:37:13,180 --> 00:37:15,163
Closing your eyes, making a wish.
705
00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:19,593
Okay, I'll bite.
706
00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:22,210
What did you wish for?
707
00:37:23,294 --> 00:37:25,376
Well if I told you, it wouldn't come true.
708
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:26,209
Oh okay.
709
00:37:27,174 --> 00:37:28,007
Your turn.
710
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,355
-Close your eyes.
-No, no.
711
00:37:31,355 --> 00:37:32,496
-I don't things like that.
-Come on.
712
00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:33,757
No, no.
713
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,793
You don't?
714
00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:35,893
Absolutely not.
715
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,520
Did you on your birthday candles?
716
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,680
Well, that's different.
717
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,513
How?
718
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:41,890
It is and that's all.
719
00:37:41,890 --> 00:37:42,990
How is it different?
720
00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:46,240
'Cause on your birthday cake
721
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,253
you ask for something reasonable.
722
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,773
Good health, more hair, a working dick.
723
00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:56,293
When you ask something of the stars,
724
00:37:56,795 --> 00:37:58,810
oh that's asking a lot
725
00:37:59,835 --> 00:38:01,153
and I can't do that.
726
00:38:02,910 --> 00:38:03,893
What do you want?
727
00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:06,127
What do you think you'll never get?
728
00:38:06,783 --> 00:38:08,533
I have everything I've ever wanted.
729
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,693
Really?
730
00:38:10,184 --> 00:38:11,173
Really.
731
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,420
Why do you drink so much?
732
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:14,383
Oh I do not.
733
00:38:14,730 --> 00:38:16,272
You're drinking straight from the bottle.
734
00:38:16,272 --> 00:38:17,131
I brought these--
735
00:38:17,131 --> 00:38:18,247
You know what, hey, it's good for you.
736
00:38:18,247 --> 00:38:19,080
You should try it.
737
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,913
No, I can't.
738
00:38:19,913 --> 00:38:20,746
It's really faster.
739
00:38:20,746 --> 00:38:21,914
I think you'll like it.
740
00:38:21,914 --> 00:38:22,747
Come on.
741
00:38:22,747 --> 00:38:24,470
All right, what the hell.
742
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:25,423
Down the hatch.
743
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,313
See?
744
00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:32,884
Why do you drink so much?
745
00:38:38,475 --> 00:38:40,940
I drink so much
746
00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:44,337
because I have everything
747
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,310
and I have nothing.
748
00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:52,096
(reflective guitar music)
749
00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:54,955
I see.
750
00:38:54,955 --> 00:38:58,455
(reflective guitar music)
751
00:39:18,290 --> 00:39:19,293
Okay.
752
00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:21,323
If.
753
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:29,173
I would wish for a prince, a soldier,
754
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:33,573
someone to pick me up and
carry me away from all this.
755
00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:38,333
That's, that's what I
would ask the stars for.
756
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,550
You never got it?
757
00:39:41,733 --> 00:39:43,250
Do you see me here with anyone
758
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,403
on the weekend of my big 5-0?
759
00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:49,730
Well what you wish for as a kid?
760
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,350
When I was a kid all the boys
761
00:39:55,350 --> 00:39:57,803
all they wished for was Farrah.
762
00:39:58,590 --> 00:39:59,523
Farrah Fawcett.
763
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:03,010
Well, I could only think
about George Reeves
764
00:40:03,010 --> 00:40:04,583
in his superman costume.
765
00:40:05,857 --> 00:40:09,293
Wait, isn't it Christopher,
Christopher Reeves?
766
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,833
Oh my god.
767
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,133
Nevermind.
768
00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:17,303
No, tell me.
769
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,373
Tell you what?
770
00:40:18,855 --> 00:40:19,937
Tell me about wishing for your superman.
771
00:40:19,937 --> 00:40:20,935
What's there to tell?
772
00:40:20,935 --> 00:40:21,768
-Tell me, damn it.
-Come on, tell you what?
773
00:40:21,768 --> 00:40:24,093
Tell me about the first
time you were in love.
774
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:26,632
Oh.
775
00:40:28,790 --> 00:40:29,623
Here, let me think.
776
00:40:29,623 --> 00:40:30,460
No, no, no.
777
00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:31,420
It's not true love if
you have to think about.
778
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:32,407
Yeah but--
779
00:40:33,017 --> 00:40:33,850
No, no.
780
00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:34,683
No thinking.
781
00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:35,516
Okay.
782
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,349
All right.
783
00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:37,343
Who was he?
784
00:40:38,777 --> 00:40:40,910
I was about 11 years old
785
00:40:42,070 --> 00:40:45,893
with Edward's family for
the summer on Long Island.
786
00:40:47,930 --> 00:40:48,763
Montauk.
787
00:40:50,253 --> 00:40:51,103
Well it was there
788
00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:56,243
where my fantasy of falling
in love with superman began.
789
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,473
Who was he?
790
00:40:59,630 --> 00:41:01,083
Jim the lifeguard.
791
00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:02,590
[Caleb] Of course.
792
00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:05,410
He was everything I never was
793
00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:07,700
and when he wasn't working
794
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:10,703
or coming to give the boys
swimming lessons, you know,
795
00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:13,443
not me.
796
00:41:14,270 --> 00:41:16,163
I was terrified of the water.
797
00:41:17,109 --> 00:41:20,580
In fact, it wasn't even till August
798
00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:21,683
that he noticed me.
799
00:41:23,071 --> 00:41:24,587
Oh I noticed him, though
800
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,183
and he comes up to me.
801
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:28,657
He's like, "Hey, I haven't
seen you in the water."
802
00:41:28,831 --> 00:41:29,910
And I'm like, oh I'm too fat,
803
00:41:29,910 --> 00:41:31,990
all the other kids are
gonna make fun of me.
804
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,540
Then he said to me, "Oh yeah?
805
00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:37,567
I used to be fat, too."
806
00:41:41,236 --> 00:41:42,353
That did it.
807
00:41:43,737 --> 00:41:45,154
And that made it,
808
00:41:45,593 --> 00:41:48,570
every second he was my only thought
809
00:41:49,876 --> 00:41:51,490
and I started to feel something
810
00:41:51,490 --> 00:41:53,713
I had never felt before.
811
00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:57,437
Just couldn't stop thinking about him.
812
00:41:57,590 --> 00:41:59,640
I couldn't get any sleep that night
813
00:42:00,613 --> 00:42:01,450
and I had to take a walk.
814
00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:02,650
I went out to the beach.
815
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:04,330
I mean, it was dark, it
was early in the morning
816
00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:06,480
and the sun came up and I'm standing there
817
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,250
and of course, into that light
818
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,200
Jim comes strolling by
819
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,083
and he comes up to me and he says,
820
00:42:17,057 --> 00:42:18,250
"What are you doing?"
821
00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:19,313
What am I doing?
822
00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:21,470
Oh I don't know, Jim
hunky spunky lifeguard,
823
00:42:21,470 --> 00:42:22,760
I'm dreaming about you naked
824
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:23,910
and jumping on top me that's what--
825
00:42:23,910 --> 00:42:25,293
You said that?
826
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:26,377
No, I didn't.
827
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,280
I wish I did but I didn't, no.
828
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:30,307
I just said nothing but,
829
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:38,043
then he asked me to take a swim with him.
830
00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,203
Okay, what happened?
831
00:42:41,785 --> 00:42:42,990
Well I was still terrified
to go in the water
832
00:42:42,990 --> 00:42:44,940
but I figured I have to face it, right?
833
00:42:45,988 --> 00:42:47,580
I mean to go under the water, panicked
834
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:51,283
but he had one of those diving masks.
835
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:56,390
Oh, I also asked him
if he would drop rocks
836
00:42:57,180 --> 00:42:58,160
while I'm under the water
837
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,530
because I loved watching bubbles float up
838
00:43:02,530 --> 00:43:04,103
from the bottom of the water,
839
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,740
you know like Alka Seltzer
840
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,573
and he said he would.
841
00:43:08,649 --> 00:43:10,089
So I put on the mask.
842
00:43:10,089 --> 00:43:12,422
I take a breath, I go under.
843
00:43:15,188 --> 00:43:18,355
It was the first time I was that close
844
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,340
to another man
845
00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:26,150
and then the first rock splashed
846
00:43:27,285 --> 00:43:29,110
and the second rock splashed
847
00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:31,990
and I'm looking up and I'm
seeing his smiling face
848
00:43:32,249 --> 00:43:36,520
and I'm floating in this aquatic paradise
849
00:43:38,111 --> 00:43:40,111
then he reaches down with his arms
850
00:43:40,111 --> 00:43:42,940
and he swoops me up and he picks me up
851
00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:47,570
and I felt his wet skin against mine
852
00:43:50,426 --> 00:43:55,367
and I knew what the feeling was.
853
00:43:58,410 --> 00:43:59,873
I knew what I was.
854
00:44:04,387 --> 00:44:05,670
I said, again, again.
855
00:44:05,670 --> 00:44:09,307
He drops me back down and
the rocks are coming up
856
00:44:09,307 --> 00:44:12,850
and the bubbles and every
one of those million bubbles
857
00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:15,660
went through my 11 year old heart
858
00:44:18,210 --> 00:44:19,993
and he dropped a rock on my head.
859
00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:21,642
Oh geeze.
860
00:44:22,021 --> 00:44:24,271
(laughing)
861
00:44:25,975 --> 00:44:28,725
He didn't even know I was hurt.
862
00:44:30,122 --> 00:44:32,663
Oh he was looking at something else.
863
00:44:35,490 --> 00:44:36,563
His girlfriend.
864
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,547
She was walking up the beach toward him.
865
00:44:44,350 --> 00:44:48,282
Well, at least he held my hand
866
00:44:48,282 --> 00:44:50,400
when I went into the water with him
867
00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:55,920
and after that I became the man
868
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,183
who's here beside you today.
869
00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:09,323
So what about you?
870
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:11,253
Me?
871
00:45:11,253 --> 00:45:12,086
Yeah.
872
00:45:12,730 --> 00:45:13,930
Who was your first love?
873
00:45:15,530 --> 00:45:17,063
I don't want to talk about it.
874
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,470
After I just told you all that?
875
00:45:18,470 --> 00:45:20,097
I mean, I appreciate it.
876
00:45:20,097 --> 00:45:21,547
I just told you everything,
877
00:45:21,690 --> 00:45:22,757
you're gonna get hurt.
878
00:45:22,757 --> 00:45:23,590
Why don't you tell me.
879
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,840
(laughing)
880
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,210
Please don't hurt me.
881
00:45:29,263 --> 00:45:30,583
I would never hurt you.
882
00:45:46,162 --> 00:45:47,262
What is he looking at?
883
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,743
Is he gonna be disgusted by what he sees?
884
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,440
His lips, his lips are so soft.
885
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,793
I can feel his heartbeat in his lips.
886
00:45:57,566 --> 00:45:58,399
Wow.
887
00:45:58,399 --> 00:46:00,653
Is it possible he's
even drunker than I am?
888
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,290
Then wouldn't that be something?
889
00:46:02,290 --> 00:46:03,963
Waking up with this next to you?
890
00:46:04,287 --> 00:46:06,873
I mean god, it's every young
drunk stud's nightmare.
891
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:10,516
Has no one ever seen
how beautiful you are?
892
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:12,096
Has no one seen it?
893
00:46:13,503 --> 00:46:14,336
I don't know what's happening here
894
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:17,623
but I've never been with
anyone else like you.
895
00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:21,380
He's looking at you like you're beautiful.
896
00:46:23,605 --> 00:46:27,590
When was the last time anyone
ever looked at you this way?
897
00:46:28,950 --> 00:46:29,783
Oh.
898
00:46:30,362 --> 00:46:32,063
[Both] I hope this night never ends.
899
00:46:32,063 --> 00:46:35,230
(upbeat guitar music)
900
00:47:17,815 --> 00:47:21,315
(goofy suspenseful music)
901
00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:51,151
Petey, Petey?
902
00:47:52,124 --> 00:47:53,291
Are you awake?
903
00:47:54,102 --> 00:47:54,935
Huh?
904
00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:56,853
Oh, Caroline, no.
905
00:47:57,030 --> 00:47:59,810
Oh I was asleep.
906
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:01,443
I was sound asleep, yeah.
907
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,233
I just thought I heard some noise.
908
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,050
Oh you know what, I think
Dee Dee was in the bathroom
909
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:07,883
and you know her.
910
00:48:07,883 --> 00:48:09,970
I'm surprised the
neighbors didn't complain.
911
00:48:10,110 --> 00:48:11,123
Well, goodnight.
912
00:48:12,006 --> 00:48:14,693
You know we have blankets
upstairs already.
913
00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:18,863
Can I keep this one?
914
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,343
I bonded with it?
915
00:48:22,502 --> 00:48:25,173
Wait, wait where are your shoes?
916
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,463
I have no idea.
917
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,300
I'll look for them tomorrow.
918
00:48:32,689 --> 00:48:33,522
Goodnight.
919
00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:38,140
Since I'm up, I'm gonna
grab myself some juice.
920
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:40,110
Do you want me to get you anything?
921
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:42,413
Thanks.
922
00:48:43,310 --> 00:48:45,623
But I have everything I need up there.
923
00:48:57,959 --> 00:48:58,792
How do I go,
924
00:48:58,792 --> 00:48:59,903
how do I go in there?
925
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,783
Cool, right?
926
00:49:03,184 --> 00:49:04,484
Like unbutton a button or.
927
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,690
Oh wait a minute.
928
00:49:07,218 --> 00:49:08,563
Is he undressing?
929
00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:12,143
Should I be standing?
930
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:14,033
Ah, no, laying on the bed.
931
00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:16,893
Okay, all right.
932
00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:20,700
Shirt on, oh let me stand by the window
933
00:49:21,010 --> 00:49:22,510
and I'll turn and look at him.
934
00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,850
You see, 'cause I really want
935
00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:27,463
to see him undress, you know.
936
00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:30,383
Although, not as much as
I want to undress him.
937
00:49:30,810 --> 00:49:33,963
Although, I'd really like
to have him undress me, too.
938
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,040
I mean, it's complicated.
939
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,200
You know 'cause I'm gonna see him undress,
940
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,527
he wants to undress him, I just want
941
00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:39,403
to see him undress basically.
942
00:49:40,173 --> 00:49:41,980
All right, shirt off, shirt off,
943
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,253
no shirt on socks off.
944
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,163
Oh geeze.
945
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,750
Wait a minute, did he start without me?
946
00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:54,343
Hey there.
947
00:49:57,469 --> 00:49:58,673
Hey there.
948
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:02,963
What a relief.
949
00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:06,963
I thought I would be the clumsy one.
950
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:09,953
Wow.
951
00:50:11,132 --> 00:50:14,143
You're subtle, I like that.
952
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:16,353
Yeah.
953
00:50:18,071 --> 00:50:18,904
I uh.
954
00:50:19,290 --> 00:50:21,557
I used to be a Boy Scout, you know.
955
00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:22,913
Be prepared.
956
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,393
Although nothing in my life
has prepared me for this.
957
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:31,573
It's um.
958
00:50:32,993 --> 00:50:34,413
It's been awhile for me.
959
00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,324
Yeah, me, too.
960
00:50:37,788 --> 00:50:40,955
(soft romantic music)
961
00:51:06,329 --> 00:51:09,162
(phone vibrating)
962
00:51:10,911 --> 00:51:14,078
(somber string music)
963
00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:35,963
(soft tense music)
964
00:51:40,304 --> 00:51:43,221
(echoing laughter)
965
00:52:01,728 --> 00:52:05,061
(soft tense rock music)
966
00:52:30,595 --> 00:52:31,737
(shouting)
967
00:52:31,737 --> 00:52:32,570
Where am I?
968
00:52:32,570 --> 00:52:33,403
Oh fuck.
969
00:52:33,619 --> 00:52:34,702
What is it?
970
00:52:36,965 --> 00:52:39,215
I was having a nightmare.
971
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:42,876
Are you okay?
972
00:52:42,906 --> 00:52:43,793
It must have been a bad one.
973
00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:44,643
I was drowning.
974
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:47,870
That's the ocean.
975
00:52:48,650 --> 00:52:49,713
Too much ocean.
976
00:52:59,773 --> 00:53:02,690
(soft tense music)
977
00:53:12,994 --> 00:53:14,244
Are you okay?
978
00:53:16,042 --> 00:53:17,459
Yeah, I'm okay.
979
00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:18,479
You sure?
980
00:53:19,098 --> 00:53:20,515
Yeah, I'm good.
981
00:53:23,097 --> 00:53:24,680
Come back to bed.
982
00:53:26,356 --> 00:53:29,356
(soft somber music)
983
00:53:49,730 --> 00:53:50,727
Holy shit.
984
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,327
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
985
00:53:53,988 --> 00:53:57,071
(lighthearted music)
986
00:53:57,739 --> 00:53:58,656
No, no, no.
987
00:53:58,738 --> 00:54:01,580
You know the big built guy outside?
988
00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:03,410
That's the guy.
989
00:54:04,263 --> 00:54:06,253
Bare ass naked yes.
990
00:54:07,063 --> 00:54:09,283
Yes, he looks like,
991
00:54:09,430 --> 00:54:11,933
oh my god, like Chris Pratt.
992
00:54:12,470 --> 00:54:13,993
No, John Cena.
993
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,260
Yes, right.
994
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:16,623
Like John Cena.
995
00:54:17,199 --> 00:54:19,673
I know, lucky guy, right?
996
00:54:20,277 --> 00:54:22,040
All right, listen, you
got to get over here.
997
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,640
We're not gonna let
this momentous occasion
998
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,840
slip by without celebrating.
999
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,673
Come on.
1000
00:54:25,690 --> 00:54:26,523
That's true.
1001
00:54:26,905 --> 00:54:28,133
Just come on over, okay?
1002
00:54:28,178 --> 00:54:29,011
All right.
1003
00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:30,700
All right, we'll see you guys soon.
1004
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:32,403
Okay, okay, bye, bye.
1005
00:54:32,877 --> 00:54:33,910
(laughing)
1006
00:54:33,910 --> 00:54:34,743
Oh my god.
1007
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:38,283
[Caleb] I'm gonna get
some coffee before my jog.
1008
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:39,516
Wear my robe.
1009
00:54:39,516 --> 00:54:42,380
You don't want to give Caroline a thrill
1010
00:54:42,930 --> 00:54:44,493
or Edward a heart attack.
1011
00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:49,540
(soft guitar music)
1012
00:54:55,190 --> 00:54:57,283
So, you want some coffee?
1013
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,673
Sure.
1014
00:54:59,324 --> 00:55:02,803
You know what bitches we
are without our coffee.
1015
00:55:03,370 --> 00:55:05,120
All right, two coffees coming up.
1016
00:55:05,962 --> 00:55:06,795
Great.
1017
00:55:07,842 --> 00:55:09,403
Don't I even get a good morning kiss?
1018
00:55:09,470 --> 00:55:10,303
Sure.
1019
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,553
Good morning.
1020
00:55:15,943 --> 00:55:19,026
(lighthearted music)
1021
00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,793
I don't want to be a daddy.
1022
00:55:35,630 --> 00:55:37,000
Why doesn't he just go?
1023
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,060
Just tell him to go.
1024
00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:38,893
Why is he...
1025
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,823
Wait a minute, is he gonna charge me?
1026
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,343
Do you think he's gonna charge him?
1027
00:55:46,190 --> 00:55:47,833
Does he think I'm gonna charge him?
1028
00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:52,283
Okay, listen.
1029
00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:54,193
Last night was incredible.
1030
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:57,040
You are beyond amazing
1031
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,207
but you can't,
1032
00:55:59,451 --> 00:56:01,763
you can't go to brunch
with me and my friends.
1033
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:02,983
You're allowed to go.
1034
00:56:02,983 --> 00:56:03,816
Haven't you read the rules?
1035
00:56:03,816 --> 00:56:04,660
That's what you do.
1036
00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:05,493
You go.
1037
00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:07,853
I mean, really just think about it.
1038
00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:10,190
There's you and there's me.
1039
00:56:10,190 --> 00:56:11,023
I mean.
1040
00:56:11,830 --> 00:56:13,293
Why would you want this?
1041
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,920
Come to think of it,
why would he want this?
1042
00:56:20,033 --> 00:56:21,683
Touche, Petey boy.
1043
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,693
I had to go undercover as
one of you fruit flies.
1044
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,720
Turns out one of your chum is KGB,
1045
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:30,460
he's planning a huge chemical
attack with nerve gas
1046
00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:33,363
that's gonna make every gay
man lose his fashion sense.
1047
00:56:33,649 --> 00:56:35,953
You and I both know we
can't let that happen.
1048
00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:40,373
Possible.
1049
00:56:40,810 --> 00:56:45,550
But more likely he's recognized
that I'm a little bit,
1050
00:56:45,550 --> 00:56:46,913
you know, comfortable.
1051
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:53,300
Okay, so here's the Visa.
1052
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:57,743
Visa Platinum, MasterCard, Discover card,
1053
00:56:57,980 --> 00:56:59,410
and the American Express
1054
00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:04,633
and here is the key to the Mercedes.
1055
00:57:07,310 --> 00:57:08,563
Thanks bro, later.
1056
00:57:10,910 --> 00:57:13,713
So we'll finish this later then?
1057
00:57:15,561 --> 00:57:16,394
Okay.
1058
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,403
(lighthearted tense jazzy music)
1059
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:27,763
Or worse yet.
1060
00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:33,063
What say it rubs the
lotion all over it's skin.
1061
00:57:38,469 --> 00:57:39,302
Bingo.
1062
00:57:40,048 --> 00:57:41,370
(lighthearted music)
1063
00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:42,393
So you're visiting?
1064
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:44,773
Yeah.
1065
00:57:45,210 --> 00:57:46,043
Cool.
1066
00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:50,163
Who are you visiting?
1067
00:57:51,589 --> 00:57:52,422
No one.
1068
00:57:53,349 --> 00:57:54,182
Oh.
1069
00:57:55,908 --> 00:57:56,973
What are you shocked?
1070
00:57:58,230 --> 00:57:59,203
I don't know.
1071
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,653
You guys, you're something else.
1072
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:06,413
You guys?
1073
00:58:07,669 --> 00:58:09,370
Yeah, don't you believe
in a little adventure.
1074
00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:12,485
What do you mean you guys?
1075
00:58:12,485 --> 00:58:14,783
I didn't mean anything by it.
1076
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,208
Of course you didn't.
1077
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:18,258
You know what, I don't think I understand
1078
00:58:19,090 --> 00:58:20,653
one thing that's happened here.
1079
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,380
Pete, why are you getting upset?
1080
00:58:22,427 --> 00:58:25,623
You are not telling me anything about you.
1081
00:58:29,230 --> 00:58:30,063
I'm married.
1082
00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:37,613
Married?
1083
00:58:37,690 --> 00:58:38,523
Yes.
1084
00:58:42,330 --> 00:58:43,283
Happily?
1085
00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:45,310
I'm married to a woman.
1086
00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:49,323
You know, is that all?
1087
00:58:49,552 --> 00:58:51,802
(laughing)
1088
00:58:53,490 --> 00:58:54,363
Does she know?
1089
00:58:55,010 --> 00:58:55,953
About this?
1090
00:58:57,536 --> 00:58:58,393
Yeah.
1091
00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:00,950
About little things like this.
1092
00:59:00,950 --> 00:59:01,783
No.
1093
00:59:01,783 --> 00:59:02,730
You don't tell her?
1094
00:59:02,970 --> 00:59:04,120
Why would I tell her?
1095
00:59:04,293 --> 00:59:06,860
You two are married after all.
1096
00:59:06,860 --> 00:59:07,970
That's a long story.
1097
00:59:07,970 --> 00:59:08,980
I guess there's just some things
1098
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,430
that she wouldn't understand.
1099
00:59:10,490 --> 00:59:12,013
No, she wouldn't.
1100
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,467
You know what, see I understand that.
1101
00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,950
Her not understanding.
1102
00:59:15,950 --> 00:59:17,873
You see, I understand that.
1103
00:59:19,130 --> 00:59:19,963
Look, I just--
1104
00:59:19,963 --> 00:59:23,103
You know what, why don't
you just go on your jog?
1105
00:59:23,410 --> 00:59:24,470
I don't feel like it anymore.
1106
00:59:24,470 --> 00:59:25,303
Oh really?
1107
00:59:25,303 --> 00:59:26,363
I want to stay here with you.
1108
00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:28,730
I just thought that's what you guys did
1109
00:59:28,730 --> 00:59:31,093
to keep guys like us interested in you.
1110
00:59:32,424 --> 00:59:33,257
I want to go back to sleep
1111
00:59:33,257 --> 00:59:34,230
and wake up in your arms.
1112
00:59:34,469 --> 00:59:35,302
That's so funny.
1113
00:59:35,302 --> 00:59:36,135
I never knew straight boys
1114
00:59:36,135 --> 00:59:37,813
like to wake up in gay boys arms.
1115
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,350
I'm bisexual, all right?
1116
00:59:39,350 --> 00:59:41,243
Yeah, oh maybe.
1117
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,480
No, decidedly.
1118
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,090
Yeah, well I still think
you should push off.
1119
00:59:44,090 --> 00:59:45,583
You got something to do today?
1120
00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:46,670
You know what?
1121
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:50,303
Isn't the wife expecting
you at some point?
1122
00:59:50,870 --> 00:59:52,253
No, actually.
1123
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:54,003
Well yes.
1124
00:59:54,685 --> 00:59:55,600
You know what, I've got things to do.
1125
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,703
Yeah, like what?
1126
00:59:57,509 --> 00:59:58,923
Brunch.
1127
01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:01,907
Brunch is sacred.
1128
01:00:02,162 --> 01:00:04,662
(organ music)
1129
01:00:05,965 --> 01:00:07,181
You just said--
1130
01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:08,597
Wait, what did I say?
1131
01:00:09,961 --> 01:00:10,962
Come back to bed.
1132
01:00:10,962 --> 01:00:12,629
I changed my mind.
1133
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,720
I thought we could spend
the summer together.
1134
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,097
Oh yeah, really?
1135
01:00:19,097 --> 01:00:20,347
And where you gonna live?
1136
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:22,477
With you.
1137
01:00:25,210 --> 01:00:26,243
With me?
1138
01:00:26,584 --> 01:00:29,334
(doorbell rings)
1139
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,890
[Caleb] What are you afraid of?
1140
01:00:32,290 --> 01:00:33,390
What am I afraid of?
1141
01:00:34,190 --> 01:00:35,826
Oh, you know, I don't know.
1142
01:00:35,826 --> 01:00:36,845
You meet a guy at a party.
1143
01:00:36,845 --> 01:00:39,245
You pick him up, he tells
you that he's married.
1144
01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:43,053
Bisexual and he wants to live with you.
1145
01:00:43,343 --> 01:00:45,043
I mean what is there
for me to be afraid of?
1146
01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:49,320
So you've been hurt.
1147
01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:53,043
And?
1148
01:00:53,530 --> 01:00:54,830
Well brush that one off.
1149
01:00:59,340 --> 01:01:01,273
I've just broken up with someone.
1150
01:01:02,150 --> 01:01:02,983
[Caleb] Who?
1151
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:08,003
My partner of nearly five years.
1152
01:01:08,710 --> 01:01:09,543
[Caleb] When?
1153
01:01:11,940 --> 01:01:12,883
Yesterday.
1154
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,470
[Caleb] He broke up with
you on your birthday?
1155
01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:16,643
Oh as if there's a perfect time.
1156
01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:18,053
[Caleb] That's true.
1157
01:01:18,053 --> 01:01:20,163
And he didn't dump me, I dumped him.
1158
01:01:20,744 --> 01:01:21,673
Why?
1159
01:01:22,603 --> 01:01:24,357
I don't want to tell you.
1160
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,273
He cheated.
1161
01:01:34,370 --> 01:01:35,203
No.
1162
01:01:36,045 --> 01:01:36,878
Well yes.
1163
01:01:37,682 --> 01:01:38,849
Sort of, yeah.
1164
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:41,913
So you don't love him?
1165
01:01:42,944 --> 01:01:46,277
(soft reflective music)
1166
01:01:46,357 --> 01:01:47,683
And he doesn't love you?
1167
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,103
So you ended it?
1168
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:54,713
Yeah.
1169
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,463
Why?
1170
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,983
'Cause I wanted someone who could.
1171
01:02:10,555 --> 01:02:12,472
How could anyone not?
1172
01:02:20,579 --> 01:02:21,912
Things change.
1173
01:02:22,818 --> 01:02:23,651
Did he ever love you?
1174
01:02:23,651 --> 01:02:24,484
Oh.
1175
01:02:25,655 --> 01:02:26,738
I don't know.
1176
01:02:27,373 --> 01:02:28,206
Maybe.
1177
01:02:28,206 --> 01:02:29,610
Did he ever say he didn't love you?
1178
01:02:29,610 --> 01:02:30,443
No.
1179
01:02:31,570 --> 01:02:32,473
He didn't need to.
1180
01:02:33,210 --> 01:02:34,260
How could you tell?
1181
01:02:36,470 --> 01:02:37,903
I saw it in his eyes.
1182
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:39,714
The eyes?
1183
01:02:39,736 --> 01:02:40,569
Yeah.
1184
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,633
The eyes never lie.
1185
01:02:44,050 --> 01:02:45,437
Then look at me.
1186
01:02:45,437 --> 01:02:46,387
Look me in my eyes.
1187
01:02:47,310 --> 01:02:48,143
I'm happy.
1188
01:02:50,890 --> 01:02:51,723
Oh, why?
1189
01:02:54,594 --> 01:02:56,560
Because of my breakup?
1190
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,110
Yeah, he doesn't deserve you.
1191
01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:02,033
Who does?
1192
01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,860
I don't know but I think
I'm falling in love.
1193
01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:05,763
Oh no.
1194
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,963
Please, please, please.
1195
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:09,513
Don't use that word.
1196
01:03:10,816 --> 01:03:12,720
I didn't even tell my dog I loved him
1197
01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:14,373
until his seventh birthday.
1198
01:03:14,490 --> 01:03:15,323
So?
1199
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,310
He ran away the next day.
1200
01:03:20,018 --> 01:03:21,362
(shouts)
1201
01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:23,612
(laughing)
1202
01:03:33,090 --> 01:03:34,543
Someone tell a joke.
1203
01:03:35,670 --> 01:03:36,940
Let me stay with you--
1204
01:03:37,417 --> 01:03:39,501
No, you will not stay with me.
1205
01:03:39,501 --> 01:03:40,334
You need me.
1206
01:03:40,334 --> 01:03:41,220
No, I'm sorry.
1207
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:42,233
Fine by myself.
1208
01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:44,600
I don't think you can
afford to live on your own.
1209
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,293
What a lousy salesman you are.
1210
01:03:46,293 --> 01:03:48,381
I think you want me to stay.
1211
01:03:48,381 --> 01:03:49,381
Oh really?
1212
01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:51,010
Then why haven't I asked?
1213
01:03:51,010 --> 01:03:52,270
Why, tell me why?
1214
01:03:52,270 --> 01:03:53,853
No, you're turn.
1215
01:03:53,990 --> 01:03:55,790
What's keeping you from being happy?
1216
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:56,933
Happy, I am happy.
1217
01:03:56,933 --> 01:03:57,766
Look at me.
1218
01:03:57,766 --> 01:03:58,599
-I'm perfectly happy.
-Oh bullshit.
1219
01:03:58,599 --> 01:03:59,432
Well what about you?
1220
01:03:59,432 --> 01:04:00,265
What about me?
1221
01:04:00,265 --> 01:04:01,760
You look incredibly happy.
1222
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:02,593
I am.
1223
01:04:02,593 --> 01:04:03,920
Please just tell me the truth.
1224
01:04:04,010 --> 01:04:05,416
You're really straight right?
1225
01:04:05,416 --> 01:04:06,249
Yeah, straight to this.
1226
01:04:06,249 --> 01:04:07,082
Oh, no, no.
1227
01:04:07,082 --> 01:04:07,915
Don't touch him.
1228
01:04:07,915 --> 01:04:08,748
No, leave him.
1229
01:04:10,630 --> 01:04:11,463
Oh shit.
1230
01:04:11,463 --> 01:04:14,645
I can't breathe.
1231
01:04:14,645 --> 01:04:16,209
Oh fuck, I can't breathe.
1232
01:04:16,209 --> 01:04:17,042
Pete.
1233
01:04:17,490 --> 01:04:19,657
(panting)
1234
01:04:19,950 --> 01:04:23,203
Oh great, there's that
panic attack I ordered.
1235
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,193
Peter.
1236
01:04:24,350 --> 01:04:25,183
Caleb.
1237
01:04:25,405 --> 01:04:26,572
[All] Peter!
1238
01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:32,063
Oh shut up.
1239
01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:37,320
I'm happy I met you.
1240
01:04:37,342 --> 01:04:38,984
Oh shut up, please.
1241
01:04:38,984 --> 01:04:39,817
I think I've fallen for you--
1242
01:04:39,817 --> 01:04:40,650
Oh stop it.
1243
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:42,205
I've fallen hard for you.
1244
01:04:42,205 --> 01:04:43,038
Fallen hard.
1245
01:04:43,038 --> 01:04:44,310
Please just do me a favor and admit it.
1246
01:04:44,310 --> 01:04:46,030
Come on, you're really straight, right?
1247
01:04:46,030 --> 01:04:47,300
I never said I was straight.
1248
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:49,650
I said I was married and
I'm getting a divorce.
1249
01:04:50,365 --> 01:04:53,500
I can't get involved with
someone just coming out
1250
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,780
or getting a divorce.
1251
01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:56,130
No, you can't get involved with anyone
1252
01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:57,240
dying to make you happy.
1253
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:00,060
Oh I just got out of something, damn it
1254
01:05:00,610 --> 01:05:02,960
and maybe I need to learn
how to do this alone.
1255
01:05:03,450 --> 01:05:04,283
For once.
1256
01:05:04,283 --> 01:05:05,933
You know, do this on my own.
1257
01:05:06,946 --> 01:05:08,683
Why can't we do this together?
1258
01:05:09,202 --> 01:05:11,803
My whole life I wanted to be free.
1259
01:05:12,350 --> 01:05:15,573
I did everything that
anyone's ever told me to do.
1260
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,150
I've been everything that
people have told me to be
1261
01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,630
and I never felt free
1262
01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,760
and now I am and I want to be with you.
1263
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,710
Please just,
1264
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:27,233
just go away, all right?
1265
01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:29,743
I deserve to be alone.
1266
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:30,813
You don't.
1267
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,913
Pete, your heart is so good.
1268
01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:37,005
(soft reflective music)
1269
01:05:37,005 --> 01:05:37,838
Good.
1270
01:05:41,030 --> 01:05:41,863
How am I good?
1271
01:05:44,242 --> 01:05:47,203
Why, because I gave you good sex?
1272
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:54,040
What happens when all the
other queens out there
1273
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,960
who are dying to get a piece of you
1274
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,313
start coming after you?
1275
01:05:59,901 --> 01:06:01,200
Oh there's gonna be so many people
1276
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,640
willing to give you sex.
1277
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,190
It's gonna make your head spin.
1278
01:06:05,303 --> 01:06:07,207
Make you feel like you're
on a cloud all your own.
1279
01:06:10,770 --> 01:06:14,793
What happens to me when one of
them finally tempts you away?
1280
01:06:17,230 --> 01:06:20,023
You know it takes years
to figure out who you are.
1281
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:27,200
What's gonna happen to me
when you finally found out?
1282
01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:31,663
You know...
1283
01:06:35,677 --> 01:06:36,510
You better go.
1284
01:06:36,869 --> 01:06:39,810
(soft somber music)
1285
01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:40,643
No.
1286
01:06:40,780 --> 01:06:42,360
Yeah, I think it's best.
1287
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:45,010
Just get your things and go.
1288
01:06:45,010 --> 01:06:46,900
No, they're staying and I'm staying.
1289
01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:48,370
Just take your goddamn things and go!
1290
01:06:48,370 --> 01:06:49,342
No I have.
1291
01:06:49,342 --> 01:06:50,813
-I have--
-You have what?
1292
01:06:50,813 --> 01:06:52,693
I have nowhere else to go.
1293
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,220
Okay, I have walked out of my life.
1294
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,220
I just got up and walked
out and it's killing me,
1295
01:06:58,220 --> 01:06:59,980
it's killing me that two people can meet
1296
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:02,980
and share so much in such
a short amount of time
1297
01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:04,930
and not be able to try to make it work.
1298
01:07:05,266 --> 01:07:08,183
Pete, you told me so much about yourself,
1299
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,044
your dreams, your childhood.
1300
01:07:10,044 --> 01:07:13,373
I can't even tell you my
wife's first crushes name.
1301
01:07:13,944 --> 01:07:16,023
Let me stay with you.
1302
01:07:16,485 --> 01:07:18,620
You don't understand,
when you live your life,
1303
01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:20,350
and it may not be 50 years like yourself,
1304
01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,963
you realize it's been
too long and too short.
1305
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,530
I got to 30 years old and I realized
1306
01:07:25,530 --> 01:07:28,913
that I'm living a lie, a
complete and utter lie.
1307
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,520
Something happened last
year and I almost died
1308
01:07:36,170 --> 01:07:39,303
and that changed things,
that changed everything.
1309
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,413
This is what I want.
1310
01:07:46,735 --> 01:07:47,640
(phone vibrating)
1311
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,823
Okay and look, she's been texting me.
1312
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:54,653
Where are you, I need
you, I'm calling the cops.
1313
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,933
You know, two days ago I decided
1314
01:07:57,933 --> 01:08:00,443
that this wasn't the life for me anymore.
1315
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,883
Please, Pete.
1316
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,850
Let me stay with you.
1317
01:08:06,202 --> 01:08:09,369
(somber string music)
1318
01:08:15,405 --> 01:08:16,238
I can't.
1319
01:08:16,605 --> 01:08:17,438
Fine.
1320
01:08:18,002 --> 01:08:21,169
(somber string music)
1321
01:08:22,861 --> 01:08:23,864
Where are you gonna go?
1322
01:08:23,864 --> 01:08:24,947
I told you.
1323
01:08:26,461 --> 01:08:27,370
You can't stay on the beach.
1324
01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:28,413
Oh why not?
1325
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:29,900
You can't, they'll throw you off.
1326
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:30,760
Well then let them.
1327
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,563
These beaches are private.
1328
01:08:32,903 --> 01:08:35,083
Then I'll spend the time in jail.
1329
01:08:36,205 --> 01:08:38,000
Come on, come on.
1330
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,783
Well, I'll go back to Buffalo.
1331
01:08:42,765 --> 01:08:43,598
Buffalo?
1332
01:08:45,130 --> 01:08:46,933
Yeah, that's where I live with Sally.
1333
01:08:48,306 --> 01:08:50,963
Oh my god, he really does live on Jupiter.
1334
01:08:55,602 --> 01:08:56,943
Any kids?
1335
01:08:57,450 --> 01:08:59,033
Yeah, my boy Cory.
1336
01:09:03,541 --> 01:09:05,906
You better just go home then.
1337
01:09:05,906 --> 01:09:06,739
Okay.
1338
01:09:06,904 --> 01:09:08,130
Damn it, I don't have a home.
1339
01:09:08,130 --> 01:09:09,720
All right, I have a coffin.
1340
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,890
That's what I'm going back to, a coffin
1341
01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:14,983
and I'm bringing her and
Cory in that coffin with me.
1342
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,793
We're all suffocating 'cause it's a lie.
1343
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,480
Pete, I left and I can breathe again.
1344
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,603
Do you know what it's like to breathe?
1345
01:09:23,890 --> 01:09:28,043
Yeah but I can't breathe right now.
1346
01:09:28,070 --> 01:09:29,683
Why can't we breathe together?
1347
01:09:31,007 --> 01:09:33,907
Pete, have you ever felt so
close with someone so quickly?
1348
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:34,833
No.
1349
01:09:35,290 --> 01:09:37,593
That's why I can't
breathe right now, okay?
1350
01:09:41,489 --> 01:09:43,123
I don't know you.
1351
01:09:44,150 --> 01:09:45,000
Get to know me.
1352
01:09:45,627 --> 01:09:48,960
(soft reflective music)
1353
01:09:50,168 --> 01:09:51,210
Hey do you want to go to brunch
1354
01:09:51,210 --> 01:09:53,953
or do you want to take a shower,
1355
01:09:54,450 --> 01:09:56,610
spend the afternoon together?
1356
01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:03,040
You're all on your own for brunch today.
1357
01:10:03,590 --> 01:10:05,213
[Man] But brunch is sacred.
1358
01:10:05,789 --> 01:10:08,872
(somber organ music)
1359
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:10,663
I um.
1360
01:10:13,103 --> 01:10:15,280
I love you all for what you've done
1361
01:10:16,632 --> 01:10:17,465
and I thank you.
1362
01:10:20,389 --> 01:10:22,493
But right now,
1363
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:26,183
Caleb and I are gonna take a shower!
1364
01:10:27,194 --> 01:10:29,944
(light laughter)
1365
01:10:33,474 --> 01:10:34,587
Thank you.
1366
01:10:38,292 --> 01:10:39,896
Oh if you guys can bring
up some extra sandwiches,
1367
01:10:39,896 --> 01:10:41,563
that would be great.
1368
01:10:41,816 --> 01:10:44,066
(laughing)
1369
01:10:46,152 --> 01:10:49,485
(soft reflective music)
1370
01:11:05,839 --> 01:11:06,839
All right.
1371
01:11:06,879 --> 01:11:08,063
Come on in.
1372
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:11,233
Okay, you two are gonna be on set up.
1373
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,723
You two, decoration committee, okay?
1374
01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:14,670
You two...
1375
01:11:15,830 --> 01:11:17,230
What's your favorite band?
1376
01:11:19,820 --> 01:11:20,653
Beatles.
1377
01:11:20,653 --> 01:11:21,486
Nice.
1378
01:11:21,872 --> 01:11:22,705
You?
1379
01:11:22,705 --> 01:11:23,538
Breaking Benjamin.
1380
01:11:23,538 --> 01:11:24,371
What?
1381
01:11:24,371 --> 01:11:25,204
You know them?
1382
01:11:25,204 --> 01:11:26,037
No.
1383
01:11:26,567 --> 01:11:28,243
All right, favorite color.
1384
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:30,783
Burgundy.
1385
01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:32,550
I like a drinkable color.
1386
01:11:32,550 --> 01:11:35,333
Oh, I like candy green,
I like an edible color.
1387
01:11:35,679 --> 01:11:36,846
Oh good one.
1388
01:11:37,279 --> 01:11:41,196
(lighthearted whimsical music)
1389
01:11:45,173 --> 01:11:46,673
What was your favorite toy growing up?
1390
01:11:46,854 --> 01:11:49,113
Oh, you're gonna laugh at me.
1391
01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:53,023
But I used to love my model train set.
1392
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,073
I still do.
1393
01:11:54,073 --> 01:11:55,763
Seriously, no kidding?
1394
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,750
I have a small set in my basement.
1395
01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:02,430
My whole basement is an alpine village
1396
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:04,153
with mountains, a cable car.
1397
01:12:04,799 --> 01:12:06,015
Oh my god, I love it.
1398
01:12:06,015 --> 01:12:07,017
I've been working on it for years.
1399
01:12:07,017 --> 01:12:08,600
I want to see it.
1400
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:11,730
There's just something about it.
1401
01:12:11,730 --> 01:12:13,377
Is you're creating--
1402
01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:15,602
Creating your own little world.
1403
01:12:15,602 --> 01:12:16,435
Right.
1404
01:12:17,101 --> 01:12:18,070
And all the little people, your putting
1405
01:12:18,070 --> 01:12:19,863
the trains there always...
1406
01:12:20,585 --> 01:12:22,473
Just moving forward, going places.
1407
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,433
Traveling.
1408
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,625
How come I can't stop looking at you?
1409
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:31,284
'Cause the eyes never lie.
1410
01:12:31,284 --> 01:12:34,451
(soft romantic music)
1411
01:12:35,150 --> 01:12:36,203
-All right.
-What?
1412
01:12:36,390 --> 01:12:37,740
Here's the real question.
1413
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:39,480
Baseball team.
1414
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:42,793
Yankees.
1415
01:12:44,486 --> 01:12:45,653
I was right.
1416
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:46,600
I'm a Red Sox fan.
1417
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,240
Oh don't let the door hit your ass
1418
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,183
on the way out.
1419
01:12:52,049 --> 01:12:53,490
I was internally bleeding,
so they rushed me
1420
01:12:53,490 --> 01:12:56,693
to the hospital, cut me from here to here.
1421
01:12:57,390 --> 01:12:59,090
The paramedics said if I was at the scene
1422
01:12:59,090 --> 01:13:01,223
for five more minutes than what I was,
1423
01:13:01,223 --> 01:13:02,583
then I would have been dead as well.
1424
01:13:05,126 --> 01:13:06,847
What does that do to you?
1425
01:13:08,603 --> 01:13:11,203
It can change your perspective
on a lot of things.
1426
01:13:13,601 --> 01:13:15,870
Can you still ride a bike?
1427
01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:18,873
Yeah I wanted to when I
was still in the hospital.
1428
01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:20,480
I missed it, I needed it.
1429
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,153
The wind in my face, the freedom.
1430
01:13:23,790 --> 01:13:25,505
Yeah see, I don't understand that.
1431
01:13:25,505 --> 01:13:26,338
I don't.
1432
01:13:26,390 --> 01:13:27,553
I got a food poisoning at a restaurant
1433
01:13:27,553 --> 01:13:30,153
and I don't even drive down
the same street it's on.
1434
01:13:31,260 --> 01:13:32,093
I'll get you on a bike.
1435
01:13:32,093 --> 01:13:33,143
No, you will not.
1436
01:13:37,953 --> 01:13:38,786
Wait, I got one.
1437
01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:40,653
Favorite city.
1438
01:13:41,612 --> 01:13:44,363
Only the best in the world, New York.
1439
01:13:44,673 --> 01:13:46,214
Oh good.
1440
01:13:46,214 --> 01:13:48,473
But for me, Firenze.
1441
01:13:49,690 --> 01:13:50,523
What is that?
1442
01:13:51,334 --> 01:13:54,093
That's Florence, in Italiano.
1443
01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:55,800
Oh you speak Italian?
1444
01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:57,894
(speaking Italian)
1445
01:13:57,894 --> 01:13:59,380
Oh teach me, teach me some Italian.
1446
01:13:59,380 --> 01:14:00,513
Oh my god, fine.
1447
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:01,983
You like this, is this doing it for you?
1448
01:14:01,983 --> 01:14:03,383
Is this getting your engine,
1449
01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:04,492
'cause if you want.
1450
01:14:04,492 --> 01:14:06,050
(speaking Italian)
1451
01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:07,492
Just keep the tongue in my ear.
1452
01:14:07,492 --> 01:14:10,409
(speaking Italian)
1453
01:14:10,511 --> 01:14:11,894
(laughing)
1454
01:14:11,894 --> 01:14:15,561
(upbeat lighthearted music)
1455
01:15:03,963 --> 01:15:06,713
(fire crackling)
1456
01:15:07,609 --> 01:15:08,760
Your friends are awesome.
1457
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:13,093
Yeah, well they're obviously
very taken with you, too.
1458
01:15:14,090 --> 01:15:15,243
They love you lots.
1459
01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:16,533
Look at this.
1460
01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:18,890
Well, I love them but
1461
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,923
I just, I don't get to see them enough.
1462
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,670
Albert is always in Paris or New York
1463
01:15:25,670 --> 01:15:28,763
and with families and couples,
1464
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:31,907
I'd rather just be on my
own sometimes, you know?
1465
01:15:31,987 --> 01:15:34,904
(soft jazzy music)
1466
01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:45,603
You know you're gonna
have to go back right?
1467
01:15:52,550 --> 01:15:53,700
When I was 10 years old
1468
01:15:54,620 --> 01:15:55,923
I came home from school,
1469
01:15:56,563 --> 01:15:59,500
my mother sat me down and told me
1470
01:16:00,270 --> 01:16:05,270
my father was gone and
was never coming back.
1471
01:16:07,610 --> 01:16:08,443
That was it.
1472
01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,673
Call him, Caleb.
1473
01:16:16,990 --> 01:16:18,910
Somebody has to be the grown up here
1474
01:16:18,910 --> 01:16:21,523
and it can't be a seven year old kid.
1475
01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:23,838
You don't know what she's like.
1476
01:16:23,838 --> 01:16:24,921
Oh don't I?
1477
01:16:26,837 --> 01:16:30,533
I know what monsters we can become.
1478
01:16:31,770 --> 01:16:34,023
I was just like, I could escape.
1479
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:35,863
I'm happy I left, too.
1480
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,820
I'm ready to start my new life
1481
01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:41,743
but they will always be a
part of it and my family.
1482
01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:47,740
Why did you chose the Jersey Shore
1483
01:16:47,804 --> 01:16:48,923
to run away to?
1484
01:16:50,065 --> 01:16:52,463
We used to vacation here
when I was a little kid.
1485
01:16:52,813 --> 01:16:54,393
My dad and I used to play ski ball.
1486
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,710
I was hoping to find an old arcade.
1487
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,580
You like ski ball?
1488
01:16:58,760 --> 01:16:59,593
I love it.
1489
01:16:59,593 --> 01:17:00,600
I know a place.
1490
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:01,700
I'm gonna kick your ass.
1491
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:02,550
Oh bring it on.
1492
01:17:04,225 --> 01:17:09,225
If I can survive yet
another night with you,
1493
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,090
tomorrow I might be bed ridden
1494
01:17:13,090 --> 01:17:14,853
and hooked up to a saline drip.
1495
01:17:15,010 --> 01:17:15,843
Please.
1496
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:18,070
All you need to do is keep
active and get out more.
1497
01:17:18,070 --> 01:17:18,903
Oh yeah?
1498
01:17:19,441 --> 01:17:22,030
You just need to break out
of your shell a bit more.
1499
01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:24,460
I beg your pardon?
1500
01:17:24,460 --> 01:17:25,615
Come on.
1501
01:17:25,615 --> 01:17:26,448
What?
1502
01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:27,692
Come on.
1503
01:17:28,017 --> 01:17:28,850
What?
1504
01:17:28,952 --> 01:17:31,202
[Caleb] Peter, get up
and shake your booty.
1505
01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:34,827
My booty has been shook
quite enough, thank you.
1506
01:17:35,237 --> 01:17:36,137
-Peter.
-Caleb.
1507
01:17:36,636 --> 01:17:39,280
-Come on.
-I don't dance.
1508
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,780
[Caleb] I think you want to.
1509
01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:43,170
♪ Getting my heart broken ♪
1510
01:17:43,170 --> 01:17:44,293
Please don't watch.
1511
01:17:45,890 --> 01:17:46,723
Okay.
1512
01:17:47,617 --> 01:17:51,034
(romantic country music)
1513
01:17:55,633 --> 01:17:59,789
♪ His smile is sweet ♪
1514
01:17:59,789 --> 01:18:04,774
♪ His hands are perfect ♪
1515
01:18:04,774 --> 01:18:09,137
♪ I want to see him again ♪
1516
01:18:09,137 --> 01:18:13,990
♪ Do you think I'm worth it ♪
1517
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:16,614
♪ I feel ♪
1518
01:18:16,614 --> 01:18:21,614
♪ Oh I'm old enough to know ♪
1519
01:18:22,593 --> 01:18:24,236
♪ Some things ♪
1520
01:18:24,236 --> 01:18:26,593
♪ You hold on to ♪
1521
01:18:26,593 --> 01:18:31,160
♪ And some you let go ♪
1522
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:36,160
♪ And he's just a man ♪
1523
01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:41,278
♪ But he does it to me ♪
1524
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:44,412
♪ He does it to me ♪
1525
01:18:44,412 --> 01:18:46,551
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1526
01:18:46,551 --> 01:18:49,551
♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪
1527
01:18:54,795 --> 01:18:57,795
(soft guitar music)
1528
01:19:12,053 --> 01:19:17,053
♪ On the winds ♪
1529
01:19:19,835 --> 01:19:23,335
♪ See the love shine down ♪
1530
01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:31,853
I can't think of a way to
make this a better birthday.
1531
01:19:33,494 --> 01:19:34,327
I can.
1532
01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:38,083
(shouting)
1533
01:19:44,487 --> 01:19:46,154
You crazy jackass.
1534
01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:47,148
I am.
1535
01:19:47,148 --> 01:19:47,981
What if I drowned?
1536
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,167
I would save you.
1537
01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:51,650
Oh just in case, is there such a thing
1538
01:19:51,650 --> 01:19:55,063
as preventative mouth
to mouth resuscitation?
1539
01:19:55,150 --> 01:19:55,983
Oh yeah.
1540
01:20:03,728 --> 01:20:06,561
(low tense music)
1541
01:20:09,913 --> 01:20:10,746
Well.
1542
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:13,553
Look at the trash the tide washed in.
1543
01:20:14,630 --> 01:20:15,463
Albert.
1544
01:20:17,531 --> 01:20:19,053
It's not what it looks like.
1545
01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:27,210
[Albert] Well so, you've had your fun.
1546
01:20:27,210 --> 01:20:28,340
Can we be serious now?
1547
01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:30,253
Okay, let's be serious.
1548
01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:31,480
[Albert] What's that on your shoulder?
1549
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:32,313
What?
1550
01:20:32,830 --> 01:20:33,980
[Albert] It's a bite mark.
1551
01:20:33,980 --> 01:20:36,203
Come on, I'm sure it's just a rash.
1552
01:20:36,381 --> 01:20:39,100
Okay, let's talk, all right.
1553
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:40,150
[Albert] All right.
1554
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:42,013
There's another on your ass.
1555
01:20:44,299 --> 01:20:45,913
You should see the other guy?
1556
01:20:46,100 --> 01:20:47,000
What is he then?
1557
01:20:47,450 --> 01:20:48,283
Just a guy.
1558
01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:50,461
Somebody who came to the party last night.
1559
01:20:50,461 --> 01:20:51,294
Okay?
1560
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,033
Yeah, sure.
1561
01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:54,863
Christmas lights.
1562
01:20:55,430 --> 01:20:56,263
Champagne.
1563
01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:57,708
Oh yes.
1564
01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:58,541
Huh?
1565
01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:01,823
A candle light romantic oasis.
1566
01:21:02,390 --> 01:21:04,567
Just leftovers from the party last night.
1567
01:21:04,567 --> 01:21:06,030
Are you sure this isn't something
1568
01:21:06,030 --> 01:21:07,672
that's been going on for awhile?
1569
01:21:07,672 --> 01:21:09,460
He's just a guy who drifted in, okay?
1570
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:11,240
Oh, talk about your driftwood.
1571
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,190
Oh so what about you and all the waiters
1572
01:21:13,190 --> 01:21:14,430
from the (speaks Italian)?
1573
01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:17,213
He was just a guy.
1574
01:21:17,370 --> 01:21:19,837
He's nobody, he's nothing.
1575
01:21:19,837 --> 01:21:22,600
This has nothing to do with him.
1576
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,313
This has to do with you and me.
1577
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,153
This is mine.
1578
01:21:30,710 --> 01:21:31,543
Caleb, I.
1579
01:21:33,003 --> 01:21:34,747
I have to talk to him.
1580
01:21:35,239 --> 01:21:36,989
I'll be downstairs.
1581
01:21:37,319 --> 01:21:40,236
(soft tense music)
1582
01:21:49,577 --> 01:21:52,910
(soft reflective music)
1583
01:22:04,724 --> 01:22:05,974
Cory, it's Dad.
1584
01:22:08,497 --> 01:22:10,297
I'm fine, how are you, little buddy?
1585
01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:13,253
That's good.
1586
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:16,403
I'm uh, I'm by a beach somewhere.
1587
01:22:18,259 --> 01:22:20,473
Do you remember when we went to the beach?
1588
01:22:21,465 --> 01:22:25,230
Me, you, and mommy used to take you.
1589
01:22:25,230 --> 01:22:26,940
We used to rub suntan lotion on you
1590
01:22:26,940 --> 01:22:28,340
'cause you'd burn so easily.
1591
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:31,883
I'll be home soon.
1592
01:22:32,610 --> 01:22:33,933
I promise, I will.
1593
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,033
I love you so much.
1594
01:22:38,470 --> 01:22:39,303
All right.
1595
01:22:40,150 --> 01:22:41,873
I'll see you soon, okay?
1596
01:22:42,539 --> 01:22:45,872
(soft reflective music)
1597
01:22:51,956 --> 01:22:52,973
Albert.
1598
01:22:54,790 --> 01:22:55,623
Albert.
1599
01:22:55,623 --> 01:22:56,456
Huh?
1600
01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,770
Did I ever tell you about the time
1601
01:22:59,770 --> 01:23:02,400
when I was little out in Long Island
1602
01:23:03,540 --> 01:23:04,673
about my first love?
1603
01:23:05,921 --> 01:23:08,171
(groaning)
1604
01:23:08,863 --> 01:23:12,030
(somber guitar music)
1605
01:23:17,577 --> 01:23:19,677
So do you know what you're gonna do now?
1606
01:23:20,516 --> 01:23:22,316
I need to get my bike and go home.
1607
01:23:23,233 --> 01:23:26,383
I got some unfinished business
I need to take care of.
1608
01:23:26,383 --> 01:23:27,953
Need a lift to garage?
1609
01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:29,083
Yeah, I do.
1610
01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:33,313
How bout you eat something before you go?
1611
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,480
No, I'm not really hungry.
1612
01:23:35,690 --> 01:23:37,443
I do want to go to the beach, though.
1613
01:23:40,335 --> 01:23:41,763
Tell me when you're ready.
1614
01:23:42,260 --> 01:23:43,683
I'll take you to get your bike.
1615
01:23:44,156 --> 01:23:45,156
Thank you.
1616
01:23:49,091 --> 01:23:51,008
Are they back together?
1617
01:23:55,970 --> 01:23:56,803
I don't know.
1618
01:24:08,951 --> 01:24:10,201
Good morning.
1619
01:24:11,530 --> 01:24:12,363
Good morning.
1620
01:24:12,690 --> 01:24:14,157
Long time no see.
1621
01:24:15,270 --> 01:24:16,103
Yes.
1622
01:24:16,530 --> 01:24:18,980
When was the last time I was here?
1623
01:24:19,670 --> 01:24:21,603
When was the last time, honey?
1624
01:24:23,390 --> 01:24:24,663
I recall tinsel.
1625
01:24:26,230 --> 01:24:27,130
Christmas maybe.
1626
01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:34,570
Sorry, that we missed you at
Edward and Marco's big 5-0s.
1627
01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:36,573
You know, friends.
1628
01:24:36,970 --> 01:24:40,030
Yes, good old besties.
1629
01:24:40,030 --> 01:24:42,160
Yeah, they're like brothers.
1630
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,410
Edward is in June and then Marco is July
1631
01:24:44,410 --> 01:24:46,040
and of course Petey was just last night.
1632
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:49,670
Yes, in fact I'm making a vacation
1633
01:24:49,890 --> 01:24:52,313
in Greece for us to
make up for last night.
1634
01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:55,270
I have a friend who
has a house down there.
1635
01:24:55,270 --> 01:24:56,790
We can stay there whenever we like.
1636
01:24:56,790 --> 01:24:58,265
It's no problem.
1637
01:24:58,265 --> 01:24:59,098
Lovely.
1638
01:24:59,870 --> 01:25:03,180
I'm sure that will be
great for both of you.
1639
01:25:03,487 --> 01:25:05,117
Breakfast is served.
1640
01:25:08,810 --> 01:25:09,900
None for him.
1641
01:25:10,302 --> 01:25:11,135
Merci.
1642
01:25:12,905 --> 01:25:15,738
(phone vibrating)
1643
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:19,313
(speaking French)
1644
01:25:21,220 --> 01:25:23,243
I'm sorry, it's business.
1645
01:25:24,403 --> 01:25:27,236
(speaking French)
1646
01:25:31,401 --> 01:25:32,401
I'm sorry.
1647
01:25:33,103 --> 01:25:35,686
Business on a Sunday in France?
1648
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,600
Think about it, Petey.
1649
01:25:39,604 --> 01:25:42,604
(soft somber music)
1650
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:49,812
He went down to the beach.
1651
01:25:49,928 --> 01:25:50,761
Go to him.
1652
01:25:52,941 --> 01:25:54,524
I can't face him.
1653
01:25:54,930 --> 01:25:55,763
Why?
1654
01:25:56,530 --> 01:25:57,520
Because when you look him in the eye
1655
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,350
you might not be able to take the easy way
1656
01:25:59,350 --> 01:26:00,300
out this time?
1657
01:26:00,493 --> 01:26:01,653
You think this is easy?
1658
01:26:03,610 --> 01:26:04,443
Peter.
1659
01:26:05,630 --> 01:26:06,463
Go to him.
1660
01:26:10,481 --> 01:26:11,413
Well.
1661
01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:14,930
This is gonna suck.
1662
01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:41,523
Sorry about last night.
1663
01:26:42,528 --> 01:26:43,361
It's okay.
1664
01:26:43,361 --> 01:26:44,763
No, I mean really.
1665
01:26:46,346 --> 01:26:47,196
I'm sick over it.
1666
01:26:47,445 --> 01:26:49,895
It's okay, you don't have
to say anything else.
1667
01:26:50,043 --> 01:26:50,933
You going back to him?
1668
01:26:52,550 --> 01:26:53,383
Yeah.
1669
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:57,077
I was looking for you.
1670
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,530
I wanted to talk, Edward
said that you were here.
1671
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,840
He's taking me to get my bike, it's ready.
1672
01:27:03,210 --> 01:27:04,310
I left my credit card.
1673
01:27:05,361 --> 01:27:07,110
I would have paid for it.
1674
01:27:07,110 --> 01:27:08,810
I don't need your fucking money.
1675
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:10,673
You're right.
1676
01:27:12,602 --> 01:27:13,827
I shouldn't have said that.
1677
01:27:13,827 --> 01:27:14,660
I'm sorry.
1678
01:27:14,744 --> 01:27:15,577
Oh you're sorry?
1679
01:27:15,577 --> 01:27:16,410
You're sorry again?
1680
01:27:16,410 --> 01:27:17,361
I am, yeah.
1681
01:27:17,361 --> 01:27:18,194
Let me ask you something.
1682
01:27:18,194 --> 01:27:19,837
Did anything that happened between us
1683
01:27:19,837 --> 01:27:21,543
did that mean anything to you?
1684
01:27:23,763 --> 01:27:24,697
It meant everything.
1685
01:27:24,697 --> 01:27:25,900
But everything isn't enough?
1686
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:27,733
So much more to it than that.
1687
01:27:28,478 --> 01:27:29,311
There's what you have.
1688
01:27:29,311 --> 01:27:30,144
There's what I have.
1689
01:27:30,144 --> 01:27:31,423
I'm just being practical.
1690
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,878
Oh practical's fucking boring.
1691
01:27:32,878 --> 01:27:35,343
What's magical about practical?
1692
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:36,790
What's fantastic about it?
1693
01:27:36,790 --> 01:27:37,623
Nothing.
1694
01:27:37,890 --> 01:27:39,440
You were miserable, I was miserable.
1695
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:41,130
Not being happy is not the same thing
1696
01:27:41,130 --> 01:27:42,010
as being miserable.
1697
01:27:42,010 --> 01:27:43,833
Oh god, even I don't believe that.
1698
01:27:44,180 --> 01:27:45,530
So you'd rather just be miserable?
1699
01:27:45,530 --> 01:27:46,570
I made a commitment.
1700
01:27:46,570 --> 01:27:47,653
Yeah, so did I.
1701
01:27:47,980 --> 01:27:50,477
All right and commitments
change, people change
1702
01:27:50,477 --> 01:27:51,930
and when you're in a bad relationship
1703
01:27:51,930 --> 01:27:53,963
you're just asking to grow old.
1704
01:27:55,500 --> 01:28:00,500
You made me feel better
and happier and younger
1705
01:28:01,990 --> 01:28:03,990
than anyone else in my entire life
1706
01:28:03,990 --> 01:28:06,363
but my life is gonna shorter than yours.
1707
01:28:07,130 --> 01:28:08,494
-What kind of future--
-The future.
1708
01:28:08,494 --> 01:28:10,517
Yeah, what kind of
future are we gonna have?
1709
01:28:10,517 --> 01:28:12,167
You can predict the future now?
1710
01:28:12,290 --> 01:28:13,994
What if tomorrow my bike
and I ride off a bridge
1711
01:28:13,994 --> 01:28:15,970
or next week you're hit
by a construction crane
1712
01:28:15,970 --> 01:28:16,803
in the city?
1713
01:28:16,803 --> 01:28:17,636
What happens after a month or a year
1714
01:28:17,636 --> 01:28:19,523
and we get tired of one another?
1715
01:28:19,523 --> 01:28:22,800
Yeah, we fall back into that same old rot
1716
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:24,827
and you end up...
1717
01:28:25,624 --> 01:28:27,624
Have you ever felt anything like this?
1718
01:28:29,286 --> 01:28:30,119
No.
1719
01:28:30,283 --> 01:28:32,200
Then how do you know?
1720
01:28:33,250 --> 01:28:34,550
Just the way things are.
1721
01:28:37,110 --> 01:28:38,103
Look, you know.
1722
01:28:39,705 --> 01:28:41,193
You're still young.
1723
01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:43,453
You can change your life.
1724
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:49,347
Maybe you could remember me
as someone who helped you--
1725
01:28:49,390 --> 01:28:50,223
Helped me?
1726
01:28:50,660 --> 01:28:51,823
Oh how noble of you.
1727
01:28:52,270 --> 01:28:53,410
Thank you, thank you, Peter
1728
01:28:53,625 --> 01:28:54,458
for setting me free.
1729
01:28:54,806 --> 01:28:55,730
You know what you need in your life?
1730
01:28:55,730 --> 01:28:57,100
Someone to tell you're a big fucking baby
1731
01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:58,800
who needs a giant kick in the ass.
1732
01:28:58,950 --> 01:28:59,783
You need some,
1733
01:28:59,783 --> 01:29:01,143
you need someone to scream
in your immature face
1734
01:29:01,143 --> 01:29:03,783
that you just can't leave
a wife and kid behind.
1735
01:29:04,510 --> 01:29:05,910
Yeah, you may think you can.
1736
01:29:06,529 --> 01:29:08,240
You can just go off and
start a whole new life
1737
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:09,840
but you'll go back, you have to.
1738
01:29:11,260 --> 01:29:13,253
You're gonna see your devastated wife,
1739
01:29:13,451 --> 01:29:16,550
your sad little boy
and you're gonna settle
1740
01:29:16,550 --> 01:29:17,763
just like I did.
1741
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:26,327
I'll never forget you.
1742
01:29:26,327 --> 01:29:29,077
Yeah, well I hope I forget you.
1743
01:29:33,620 --> 01:29:35,193
Yeah, well, um.
1744
01:29:37,814 --> 01:29:42,623
I'd rather you hate and
remember me than forget me.
1745
01:29:45,890 --> 01:29:46,723
Wait.
1746
01:29:48,693 --> 01:29:50,183
Don't we gotta kiss goodbye?
1747
01:29:50,570 --> 01:29:52,363
I don't think that's a very good idea.
1748
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:55,723
A hug?
1749
01:29:56,667 --> 01:30:00,000
(soft reflective music)
1750
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:14,267
Last night, you asked me
who my first true love was,
1751
01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,363
my first true love, I didn't answer.
1752
01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:17,913
Remember?
1753
01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:19,113
Remember?
1754
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:21,920
I was afraid to say that it was you.
1755
01:30:22,510 --> 01:30:25,013
I saw into you, I listened to you.
1756
01:30:25,234 --> 01:30:27,723
Everything I've had
before this meant nothing.
1757
01:30:28,477 --> 01:30:29,533
I wanted you to know that.
1758
01:30:29,816 --> 01:30:32,816
(soft somber music)
1759
01:30:39,850 --> 01:30:40,907
Well I...
1760
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,223
I told you this was gonna suck.
1761
01:30:48,909 --> 01:30:51,076
(sobbing)
1762
01:31:04,970 --> 01:31:07,020
[Edward] So do you love my best friend?
1763
01:31:07,260 --> 01:31:08,093
I do.
1764
01:31:08,670 --> 01:31:09,503
I really do.
1765
01:31:10,300 --> 01:31:11,133
Why?
1766
01:31:11,450 --> 01:31:12,767
Why do you love him?
1767
01:31:15,735 --> 01:31:17,923
I mean he makes me laugh
when I want to cry.
1768
01:31:18,690 --> 01:31:20,990
He opened up to me like
I was someone special.
1769
01:31:21,239 --> 01:31:24,263
When he hugs me I just
never want him to let me go.
1770
01:31:25,195 --> 01:31:26,603
He has a really big heart.
1771
01:31:28,970 --> 01:31:30,603
[Edward] That's why we all love him.
1772
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:32,483
Yeah, well I heard the conversation
1773
01:31:32,483 --> 01:31:34,173
between him and Albert, so.
1774
01:31:34,630 --> 01:31:37,343
He didn't mean whatever he said to Albert.
1775
01:31:37,512 --> 01:31:40,880
He, but he was trying to
explain the unexplainable
1776
01:31:41,350 --> 01:31:43,903
and what you two had is unexplainable.
1777
01:31:44,599 --> 01:31:47,983
Making big decisions are not
one of Peter's strengths.
1778
01:31:48,980 --> 01:31:52,343
He still has a (mumbles)
account and a VCR.
1779
01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:56,940
In fact, multiple VCRS
for his hundreds of tapes
1780
01:31:57,700 --> 01:31:59,073
and none of them porn.
1781
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:01,943
Just classic old movies.
1782
01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:04,763
Peter does not embrace change.
1783
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:07,793
[Caleb] So what are you trying to say?
1784
01:32:08,020 --> 01:32:09,620
I'm saying that Peter's loyal.
1785
01:32:11,830 --> 01:32:13,850
In college, once these frat boys
1786
01:32:13,850 --> 01:32:15,900
were making fun of my blue Capezio shoes.
1787
01:32:16,455 --> 01:32:19,007
It was the 80s, all right.
1788
01:32:19,660 --> 01:32:21,120
They were drunk and wanted to fight
1789
01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:22,820
and one of them pushed me
1790
01:32:23,549 --> 01:32:27,043
and Peter attacked them
like a killer gorilla.
1791
01:32:27,210 --> 01:32:29,160
He flipped over a table and everything.
1792
01:32:29,894 --> 01:32:30,727
And then what?
1793
01:32:31,650 --> 01:32:34,150
And then they beat him
to a pulp for 10 minutes.
1794
01:32:34,170 --> 01:32:35,003
And then?
1795
01:32:35,735 --> 01:32:37,835
And then I decided to switch to pre-med.
1796
01:32:38,433 --> 01:32:39,266
(laughing)
1797
01:32:39,266 --> 01:32:40,400
He lost a lot
1798
01:32:42,010 --> 01:32:44,483
and he was afraid a lot.
1799
01:32:47,996 --> 01:32:49,920
Was he happy with you this weekend?
1800
01:32:50,580 --> 01:32:51,880
Yeah I like to think so.
1801
01:32:54,423 --> 01:32:57,490
When I met Caroline, I
knew within the first
1802
01:32:57,490 --> 01:32:59,590
two minutes that I was in love, I knew it.
1803
01:33:02,460 --> 01:33:04,343
I just want him to be happy.
1804
01:33:06,184 --> 01:33:08,473
Do you think that you both could be?
1805
01:33:09,788 --> 01:33:12,955
(somber guitar music)
1806
01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:18,500
So, maybe this time with
what we both have learned
1807
01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:22,623
this time we can do it right, huh?
1808
01:33:23,180 --> 01:33:24,013
Yeah.
1809
01:33:24,364 --> 01:33:27,643
It's important to do things right.
1810
01:33:29,140 --> 01:33:31,893
Soon, everything will be back to normal.
1811
01:33:32,070 --> 01:33:32,903
You'll see.
1812
01:33:33,601 --> 01:33:36,434
(phone vibrating)
1813
01:33:37,541 --> 01:33:41,020
Caroline, I'm so sorry
about all this big fuss
1814
01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:43,120
but we'll be back to see both of you soon.
1815
01:33:43,350 --> 01:33:44,470
-Excuse me.
-Tomorrow I have
1816
01:33:44,470 --> 01:33:46,210
to get up early for a call to France
1817
01:33:46,210 --> 01:33:48,570
and then I have to go into the city
1818
01:33:48,570 --> 01:33:49,998
-to the apartment.
-Excuse me.
1819
01:33:49,998 --> 01:33:51,530
[Albert] God, I have a
thousand things to do.
1820
01:33:51,530 --> 01:33:53,493
I said excuse me!
1821
01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:55,363
Please.
1822
01:33:59,192 --> 01:34:00,025
[Albert] What is it, Peter?
1823
01:34:00,025 --> 01:34:02,323
Could you kindly put
down the fucking phone?
1824
01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:08,020
Caroline, honey, would you
give us a minute, please?
1825
01:34:09,536 --> 01:34:10,430
Yeah, of course.
1826
01:34:15,114 --> 01:34:15,947
Albert.
1827
01:34:18,163 --> 01:34:20,053
What we had once was good.
1828
01:34:21,893 --> 01:34:25,490
But you have to admit that our normal
1829
01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:29,053
isn't so good.
1830
01:34:32,533 --> 01:34:35,270
Now, look I may not be ready to move on
1831
01:34:35,270 --> 01:34:36,370
with somebody new,
1832
01:34:36,370 --> 01:34:38,260
somebody who I'm quickly realizing
1833
01:34:38,830 --> 01:34:41,820
understands love, life better than I do
1834
01:34:41,820 --> 01:34:44,483
but I know one thing for sure.
1835
01:34:48,130 --> 01:34:49,757
I'm better off on my own.
1836
01:34:52,410 --> 01:34:55,243
(speaking French)
1837
01:34:57,434 --> 01:35:00,434
(soft guitar music)
1838
01:35:14,650 --> 01:35:15,483
Here.
1839
01:35:16,450 --> 01:35:17,750
My business card, take it.
1840
01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:18,933
For what?
1841
01:35:19,915 --> 01:35:22,833
Never a bad thing to have a
doctor's private cellphone.
1842
01:35:23,410 --> 01:35:25,073
Just in case you get into trouble.
1843
01:35:25,610 --> 01:35:26,443
Thanks man.
1844
01:35:26,811 --> 01:35:31,811
Thanks for taking me to get my bike.
1845
01:35:36,091 --> 01:35:38,212
(soft rock music)
1846
01:35:38,212 --> 01:35:41,212
(cursing in French)
1847
01:35:42,933 --> 01:35:44,183
Need to talk?
1848
01:35:48,587 --> 01:35:49,587
Do I ever?
1849
01:35:59,324 --> 01:36:00,800
(phone ringing)
1850
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:01,633
Hey, Care.
1851
01:36:02,770 --> 01:36:03,650
Oh fuck!
1852
01:36:06,787 --> 01:36:10,787
♪ Thought you were ♪
1853
01:36:10,787 --> 01:36:15,784
♪ Someone who was good for me ♪
1854
01:36:15,784 --> 01:36:19,826
♪ Thought you were ♪
1855
01:36:19,826 --> 01:36:23,826
♪ (Vocalizing) ♪
1856
01:36:38,506 --> 01:36:41,339
(soft rock music)
1857
01:36:48,205 --> 01:36:52,205
♪ (Vocalizing) ♪
1858
01:37:42,849 --> 01:37:44,163
What are you going to do?
1859
01:37:45,010 --> 01:37:46,707
Learn to get by on my own.
1860
01:37:47,601 --> 01:37:48,434
For once.
1861
01:37:49,230 --> 01:37:50,730
You'll never be on your own.
1862
01:37:51,140 --> 01:37:51,987
We love you.
1863
01:37:54,438 --> 01:37:55,271
I know.
1864
01:37:57,898 --> 01:37:58,731
Oh me, I.
1865
01:38:02,196 --> 01:38:04,363
I'm no longer a we person.
1866
01:38:06,358 --> 01:38:08,024
We.
1867
01:38:08,024 --> 01:38:09,857
(laughs)
1868
01:38:09,857 --> 01:38:10,957
You gonna miss Albert?
1869
01:38:10,957 --> 01:38:11,833
Are you?
1870
01:38:12,510 --> 01:38:13,813
Hell no.
1871
01:38:13,860 --> 01:38:15,560
Well thank you for your honesty.
1872
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:21,370
How did he look when he left?
1873
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:25,490
Well, as a straight man
1874
01:38:25,530 --> 01:38:29,923
I can only say that he
looks incredible on a bike.
1875
01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,050
You saw him ride away then?
1876
01:38:34,060 --> 01:38:35,303
Yeah, I did.
1877
01:38:41,296 --> 01:38:42,213
Here we go.
1878
01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:52,500
You need help with your bag?
1879
01:38:53,710 --> 01:38:54,790
With my bag, no.
1880
01:38:54,790 --> 01:38:55,940
With my baggage, maybe.
1881
01:39:10,287 --> 01:39:12,537
(groaning)
1882
01:39:13,590 --> 01:39:14,453
Oh, by the way.
1883
01:39:15,049 --> 01:39:18,073
I'm not giving you an
IOU for your birthday.
1884
01:39:21,105 --> 01:39:21,938
Okay.
1885
01:39:26,323 --> 01:39:29,656
(soft reflective music)
1886
01:40:37,614 --> 01:40:40,947
(soft reflective music)
1887
01:41:25,827 --> 01:41:28,827
(soft upbeat music)
1888
01:41:29,685 --> 01:41:32,485
♪ You make me happy ♪
1889
01:41:32,485 --> 01:41:34,528
♪ Like the glittering tug ♪
1890
01:41:34,528 --> 01:41:35,925
♪ In my heart ♪
1891
01:41:35,925 --> 01:41:37,524
♪ That makes my life glow ♪
1892
01:41:37,524 --> 01:41:40,805
♪ You make me happy ♪
1893
01:41:40,805 --> 01:41:43,862
♪ With the feelings of life ♪
1894
01:41:43,862 --> 01:41:48,862
♪ Right wherever I go ♪
1895
01:41:53,462 --> 01:41:55,342
♪ Trouble had come ♪
1896
01:41:55,342 --> 01:41:57,685
♪ Oh how it defined me ♪
1897
01:41:57,685 --> 01:41:59,467
♪ Sorrow had won ♪
1898
01:41:59,467 --> 01:42:01,845
♪ You put it all behind me ♪
1899
01:42:01,845 --> 01:42:04,204
♪ No turning back now ♪
1900
01:42:04,204 --> 01:42:09,204
♪ With you there's open doors ♪
1901
01:42:09,808 --> 01:42:11,525
♪ Nothing could dim ♪
1902
01:42:11,525 --> 01:42:13,627
♪ Or ever take away ♪
1903
01:42:13,627 --> 01:42:15,925
♪ Or make it within ♪
1904
01:42:15,925 --> 01:42:18,027
♪ Or ever fade away ♪
1905
01:42:18,027 --> 01:42:20,107
♪ I call you mine ♪
1906
01:42:20,107 --> 01:42:25,107
♪ And you call me yours ♪
1907
01:42:25,963 --> 01:42:29,029
♪ I won't ever ask you why ♪
1908
01:42:29,029 --> 01:42:31,029
♪ Not fade away ♪
1909
01:42:31,029 --> 01:42:34,542
♪ And won't think twice ♪
1910
01:42:34,542 --> 01:42:36,411
♪ This is my dream ♪
1911
01:42:36,411 --> 01:42:41,411
♪ It's finally coming true ♪
1912
01:42:42,251 --> 01:42:45,251
♪ You make me happy ♪
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