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Bye, Paul. Bye,
Jamie. Good night.
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- Good night, thanks.
- I'll see you soon, you guys.
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Great party, huh? Okay.
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Good night, you guys. It
was great to see... Thanks.
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Call us, okay? Bye-bye.
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12th street and
5th Avenue, please.
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How could I know?
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Do I look okay? You look great.
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Is my hair flat? Not at all.
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It's supposed to be.
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Oh. It is.
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Okay, good night.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
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You said you'd be
here at 9:00. Yeah, so?
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It's 9:02.
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It's all couples.
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Would you please
just give it a chance?
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You brought a present?
Yes. It's her birthday.
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Give me a pen. Give her a pen.
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Give her a pen.
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Oh, you're gonna
chip in for that?
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Whatever. Hey.
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Hey. Happy birthday. Hi.
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Happy birthday, you.
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This is from us.
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Oh.
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You didn't have to
do that. Don't be silly.
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Do you guys have a lemon?
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A lemon. You know what,
I forgot it in my other pants.
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It's okay. It's just that the
guacamole needs a little something.
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I'm sure it's fine.
No, she's right.
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I'm going to run downstairs.
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Fran, Fran, relax. Don't
make yourself crazy.
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I know. It's just my
first party without Mark
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and it's my birthday, the rug
shampooer was late, and there's no lemon.
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Oh. Yeah, well, your
hair looks nice and flat.
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What?
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You told me that was good.
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Your hair looks
beautiful, you look great,
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and everybody seems to
be having a wonderful time.
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Oh, God. What?
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The waiters are bunching.
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Fran. I told them to circulate.
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Hey, guys!
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Hey. Hey.
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Help me. I... I got it.
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Okay, it's Doris. Doris
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and, uh, Doris' husband.
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Hey, Jamie. Hey, Paul.
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Hey, Doris. Hey, champ.
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We were just thinking about you.
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We were in Florida...
For the holidays...
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To visit the parents...
And we saw a restaurant
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that had a sign that said
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"Paul and Jamie's
Chicken Village."
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Well, it wasn't
us. I'll tell you that.
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Actually, it was
pronounced "Hymie."
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Like the Spanish.
But we still laughed.
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So Florida, huh?
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Oh, it was like a
second honeymoon.
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Without the wedding.
Or the relatives.
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And all the thank you notes.
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What? What?
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Well, when we got back
from our honeymoon,
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I was so good about
sitting right down
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and writing all of our
thank you notes. I helped.
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Yes. He offered to mail them.
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See, I figured I'll drop 'em off at
the post office on my way to the gym.
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So then... Zest.
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What's that? It's
the Zest story, right?
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Yes, it is.
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We love that story.
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Tell it again.
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No, no. That's okay.
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Well, it has been
great seeing you.
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You, too. Nice to see you.
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Hey, Bob, Doris. BOTH: Hi!
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Excuse us.
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Didn't they used
to be two people?
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I know. Did you noticed
how they kept finishing
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each other's sentences?
Finishing each other's sentences?
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It's like they're part of
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a cult or something. A
cult or something. Really.
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When did that happen to them?
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Really. They're worse than you.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Nothing.
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Hey, we are not like that.
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Yeah, right.
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We're not. We're not.
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Ooh.
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Fran looked good, huh? Mmm-hmm.
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Think she liked her present?
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I think so.
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How could anybody say we're
like Doris and Doris' husband?
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Well, we're not.
It's ridiculous.
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We just... We just
like being together.
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That's normal. That's normal.
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Tell you what. How about
I meet you back here later?
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Good idea. All right.
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Oh. Uh...
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Are you're going to
go... I'm going that way.
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All right, then.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what did you say?
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So I said, "You can't say that.
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"This is Pennsylvania."
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Whoo!
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Hey, Paulie. Splinky.
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So are you and, uh, you
and Jamie fighting? No.
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So what's she doing
over there? You're here.
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What, we can't go to a
party and be there and here?
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Not that I know of.
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Hey, hey, hey, who's that?
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20 bucks she's a model.
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Which one? Mine.
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Come on, be my wing man.
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Oh, I... I'm not good
at this anymore.
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Come on, Paulie. You
were never good at this.
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All you gotta do is
talk to her girlfriend.
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All right. But, hey. What?
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Do not tell them I'm a director.
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But it works.
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For you, yeah. But
remember, remember Loretta?
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What, the singer? I liked her.
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Yeah, 'cause you didn't get 20 minutes of
South Pacific on your answering machine.
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All right, fine. So
be an accountant.
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Hey, hey. I'm not going
to be an accountant.
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All right, so be a chef.
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I wanna be a doctor.
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Good. From Brazil.
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Hey, don't push it. Come on.
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Excuse us, ladies, uh,
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have either of you seen my wife?
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Uh, no.
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Well, that's good,
'cause I'm not married.
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How about yourself?
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No. I'm Tracy. Hi.
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Tracy. Ira. Carol.
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Carol. And this is, uh,
my cousin Dr. Buchman.
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Here, here, here. Let
me buy you dinner.
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No, thanks.
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So what kind of
a doctor are you?
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What's that? What kind?
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Guess.
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Uh, GP.
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Uh, no.
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Pediatrician.
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In fact, no.
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Ear, nose, and throat.
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Uh, nope, nope and nope.
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He's a chiropractor.
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Oh. Really?
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Unless I'm lying.
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Boy, I am... I am
really glad to meet you.
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Well, thank you very much.
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You know, my neck is killing me.
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Ooh! Whoa!
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Why the hell are
you taking Lexington?
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Hey, don't yell at him
'cause you're mad at me.
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Hey, watch it, nimrod!
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I'm fine. I had a
wonderful time. All right.
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How could anybody say we're
like Doris and Doris' husband?
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Well, we're not.
It's ridiculous.
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We just like being together.
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That's normal. That's normal.
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Tell you what. Let's take
a little break, all right?
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I'll meet you back here later.
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Good idea.
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Hey.
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I'll go... I'm going that way.
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All right, then.
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Where's Paul? He's over there.
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Oh, no. Don't ruin my party.
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What are you talking about?
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You two are going to make
up eventually. Just do it now.
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We're not fighting.
We're mingling.
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Okay, fine. Just
put on a happy face.
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Hey, there's the birthday girl.
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Oh, you didn't have to do that.
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What was I, raised by wolves?
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So where's Paulie?
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"Pennsylvania."
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He's over there.
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Oh.
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What? Oh, don't
worry. You'll work it out.
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Needs lemon.
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Oh. Well, thank you.
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Yeah. I just love
lemon. It's so versatile.
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Don't you think?
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Yeah, I guess. You guess?
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No. Sure, it is.
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Yeah.
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I mean, think about
it. It goes with fish.
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It goes with hot tea, iced tea.
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It really dresses
up a glass of water.
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Oh! I'm sorry. Excuse
me one second. Fran?
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Wow. Yeah?
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Oh, please don't ruin my party.
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I told you, we're
not fighting. Not that.
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Oh, my God.
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I swear I didn't invite him.
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What is he doing here?
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I don't know.
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I heard he's doing some graphic work
for Marsha. She must have brought him.
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You know what?
It's fine, it's fine.
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Why wouldn't it be fine?
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I broke up with him.
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I know. I did.
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I know.
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I mean, it's like
ancient history.
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Please don't ruin my party.
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Listen, I am just going
to go and say hello
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and get it over with.
I'll see you in a minute.
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Well, it has been
great seeing you.
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Oh, God. Sorry about that.
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Jamie.
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Alan?
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Hi. Hi.
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Good to see you. Yeah, you, too.
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Wow. You look
completely different.
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Your hair, it's...
Yeah, it's flat.
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That's a good
flat, though. I like it.
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You shaved your,
um... Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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So I guess we're pretty
much caught up. Yeah.
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Oh, no, no, I hear
you got married.
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Two years. Wow. Congratulations.
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Thank you. So, uh, where is he?
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He's, um...
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Whoa!
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Gosh, he's someplace.
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You took food?
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It's a cookie.
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Did you take another one? No.
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Okay, now dab it.
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I'm dabbing it. I'm dabbing it.
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All right, all right.
You want me to dab it?
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No, I want you to keep
pouring seltzer on my shoes.
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All right, suit yourself.
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Now, where were we?
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My neck. Your neck.
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Great. Now what can
we do about this, doc?
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Can't you give her
some kind of adjustment?
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Uh, sadly, no. Not without
my ultrasound equipment.
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Oh, please.
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Listen... Now, come
on. You took the oath.
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Here. Let me take this from you,
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and you, right?
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All right? Here we go.
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All right. This... This
may hurt for a second.
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All right?
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How is that? A little better?
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It really... It's better.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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You know what? Is there anyplace
to grab a smoke around here?
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A smoke? Actually, yeah. Out
on the veranda. May I escort you?
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Okay.
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So. So.
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So.
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Here's a funny little story.
260
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When my wife and I came
back from our honeymoon...
261
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,952
Ah, you're married. Yeah.
262
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,432
So, uh, she had done all the thank
you notes, written them right away.
263
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,700
Then she gave
them to me to mail.
264
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,457
So I put them in my gym bag
265
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,070
and I'm walking to
the gym and on my way
266
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,493
I see at the Waverly Theater
267
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,340
there's this movie that I
was... I... I wanted to see.
268
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,965
This, uh... Some Italian thing.
269
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,800
The Tree... The Tree of...
270
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,102
Tree of... Something.
271
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,436
Tree of... Something.
272
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,806
Something. Something.
Something in a tree.
273
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,142
Something in a tree.
274
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,911
A bush. Something
in a bush, bush tree.
275
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,113
Something... Anyway. Uh, so...
276
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,581
Birds of a Feather. That's it.
277
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,718
Birds of a Feather.
You ever see that?
278
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,386
No. No. Oh, well.
279
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,889
You didn't miss much.
280
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,657
It was a little disappointing.
281
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,926
So, uh, anyway, you know
what? Very nice to meet you.
282
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,539
Yeah, you, too, Dr. Buchman.
283
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,829
It's Paul.
284
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,498
Oh, that's funny. There's a
director named Paul Buchman.
285
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,669
Is that right? Yeah, I always
wanted to work with him.
286
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,404
Let me guess. You're an actress.
287
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,307
No. I'm an executive at NBC.
288
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:51,843
Well, enjoy the party.
289
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,779
Just... Just one second.
290
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,727
Wow. Having a good time?
291
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,431
Yeah. You? Oh, yeah.
292
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,631
Say the situation
was reversed... Okay.
293
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,500
And you did the
exact same thing.
294
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,656
Then I would be wrong.
295
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,203
But here the situation
is not reversed.
296
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,827
It's exactly as it was.
297
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,606
So in this case, the
wrong person would be...
298
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,663
You anyway.
299
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,398
So he puts them in his gym bag
300
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,969
and says he'll stop at the post
office 'cause it's right on his way.
301
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,370
Which gym?
302
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,405
Um, Health and Racquet.
303
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,673
Anyway.
304
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,042
So... So he's on his way
305
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,977
and he stops to see
Birds of a Feather.
306
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,286
After the gym?
307
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,713
No, instead.
308
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,081
It's a brilliant film.
309
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,856
Anyway, um...
310
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,724
So he, uh, he takes a bath.
311
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,003
After the movie.
312
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,294
No, no, no. This
is months later.
313
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,807
I don't think I'm
following you here.
314
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,109
Doesn't matter, doesn't
matter, doesn't matter.
315
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,066
So you're going out with Marsha?
316
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,600
Oh, no, no, no.
317
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,947
We're just good friends.
318
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,772
Oh, good. You know,
whatever makes you happy.
319
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,636
Oh, I'm doing good. Me, too.
320
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,619
Really good. Yeah, I am.
321
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,948
No, I... I meant me.
Yeah, I know. Me, too.
322
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,987
I don't know. Really
good. Really, really good.
323
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,521
I'm doing album covers.
324
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,623
I started my own PR firm.
325
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,452
Peter Gabriel. Coca Cola.
326
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,707
You're handling Coca Cola?
327
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,431
No, I'm just
thirsty, is the thing.
328
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,003
You know,
329
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,316
we don't have to... We
don't have to do this anymore.
330
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,140
You're right. You're right.
331
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,341
How are you really?
332
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,778
Great. Me, too.
333
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,081
I was actually... I
was a little nervous
334
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,828
about coming here tonight.
335
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,930
I thought things might be a
little awkward between us.
336
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,021
Why?
337
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:46,524
Well, I just felt bad about
the way I broke up with you.
338
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,562
Actually, I broke up with you.
339
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,099
Oh.
340
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,635
Right. I did.
341
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,571
No, no. I know. No, don't
give me that, because I did.
342
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,781
I'm agreeing.
343
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,376
Okay. It was really
nice to see you.
344
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,125
You, too. And I did.
345
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,081
Okay.
346
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,563
Having a good time? Yeah. You?
347
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,827
Yeah. Oh, sure.
348
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,801
So who you been talking to?
349
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,291
Friend of Fran's. You?
350
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,460
You know Ira.
351
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,668
So Alan, huh?
Yeah. That's all fine,
352
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,914
it's fine. Good, good.
353
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,249
Why shouldn't it be? It should.
354
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,373
It is.
355
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,453
So you wouldn't mind if I
went out with him? What?
356
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,911
You told me to meet people.
357
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,645
He asked you out?
358
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,515
Yeah. I... I thought it was
a little weird, you know,
359
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,363
since he broke up with you
and everything. Wait, wait, wait.
360
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,686
He said that?
361
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,733
What? That he broke up with me?
362
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,323
Yeah.
363
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,259
I guess. Somebody did. Anyway.
364
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,160
I told him I had to
check with you first.
365
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,606
Well, you don't. So I can?
366
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,430
No, no, no.
367
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,366
Hi. How's your neck doing?
368
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,168
Oh, good. Uh,
well, you were great.
369
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,237
Well, beginner's luck.
370
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,638
Here's the thing.
371
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,908
I didn't realize when I...
372
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,376
Ira brought me
over... I didn't...
373
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,843
You know, there was no...
374
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,446
What do you do at NBC exactly?
375
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,875
I'm in charge of miniseries.
376
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,064
Okay, well, you're gonna
think this is very funny.
377
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,799
It's not that
story again, is it?
378
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,391
No, no. Not that one.
379
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,894
Uh, okay, remember the other
Paul Buchman you wanted to meet?
380
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,195
Hi, how are you?
381
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,125
I don't get it.
382
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,833
I'm, uh... I'm sort of him.
383
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,069
Oh.
384
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,805
Okay, yeah. That's real funny.
385
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,506
No, no, no, seriously, truly.
386
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,021
Truly. Ira, would you please
tell this woman what I do?
387
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,244
He's a chiropractor.
388
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,981
What are you trying to pull?
389
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,428
Okay, look, here is my
Director's Guild card.
390
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,386
I swear. He does
this to me all the time.
391
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,433
Ira wanted to meet
your friend, so...
392
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,002
He always does this. He brings
me to a party, then, you know,
393
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,106
he's chasing after a beautiful
woman. He sticks me with the other one.
394
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,948
Not in any way to imply
that you are the other one.
395
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,950
Not... You're
a very... I just...
396
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,573
He put...
397
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,841
All I'm saying, look, I am,
I am, I am Paul Buchman.
398
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,379
Trust me. No one will ever know.
399
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,218
Scrod? Royally.
400
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,758
No! No, no, no, no!
401
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,261
No, no, no! Not at all.
402
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,410
Excuse me. Could you
please drive us into a pole?
403
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,102
Oh, can I have your wish? No!
404
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,746
Listen, uh,
405
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,182
can I just say I'm
very bad at parties?
406
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,219
Okay, okay. I mean, I'm not
very good at parties, either.
407
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,620
They're the worst!
408
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,300
You know, ever since my
husband and I split up...
409
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,024
Oh, sorry. No, it's fine.
410
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,452
It's just these
things, you know?
411
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,737
He always got me through them.
412
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,496
We had this whole sort of
sign language worked out.
413
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,941
Oh, hey, just, uh,
did it ourselves.
414
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,132
It's time to go now.
415
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,744
The old "time to
go." There's, uh,
416
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,880
"You got a little
thing on your nose."
417
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,064
There's this one "I'm
talking to the most
418
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,705
"boring person in the world.
419
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,508
"Pull me out of this hell."
420
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,221
And, uh, the other sign we have
421
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,544
is this which is, uh,
422
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,690
"Swing on anything.
He's stealing second."
423
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,981
Why don't you call me
at my office on Monday?
424
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,095
Really? Yeah. Well, we
have this project coming up
425
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,559
I think you might
be perfect for.
426
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,587
Oh, that would be great. Just...
427
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,399
Wow. You still
carry that damn tea.
428
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,068
Want some? No, thanks.
429
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,735
I just came in to
say good night.
430
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,238
It was great to see you,
and I broke up with you.
431
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,775
Okay.
432
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,922
So then why did you tell my
sister that you broke up with me?
433
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,590
Obviously it's not that
important anymore, is it?
434
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,858
No. I just hate to see you
435
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,560
walking through
your life this confused.
436
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,028
I was there. Yeah, so was I.
437
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,352
I remember it perfectly.
We had that huge fight
438
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,932
in the middle of
Aida... Rigoletto.
439
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,989
Yeah, Rigoletto with
elephants? Hello?
440
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,724
Fine. Okay.
441
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,961
So then, we have
this big fight in the cab.
442
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,807
Yeah. Which is why
I dropped you off.
443
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,631
Right. And then the
next morning I woke up,
444
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,811
called you and told you it
was over. Oh, I called you.
445
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,969
After I called you. After
I left you a message.
446
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,670
After I left you a message.
447
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,051
Well, I didn't get that message.
I called you right after breakfast.
448
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,419
Okay, I called you
when I woke up.
449
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,787
Well, when did you wake up? -30.
450
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,155
What time did you have breakfast?
- 00.
451
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,378
Okay, what did you have?
452
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,425
It was five years
ago. I don't remember.
453
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,882
Just answer the question.
454
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,918
I don't know. Waffles. Aha!
455
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,734
Aha, what? You should
have said a muffin.
456
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,304
Because waffles take at least
40 minutes to order and eat.
457
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,039
That's if you don't send them back
three times, which you always did, anyway.
458
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,875
Which means the earliest you
could have called me is 7:40,
459
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,567
which is 10 minutes
after I broke up with you.
460
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,599
Wow. What?
461
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,242
You're still nuts.
462
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,016
I'm not nuts.
463
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,484
I'm thorough.
464
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,754
I just wanted to set
the record straight.
465
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,523
Now you can go.
466
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,302
Well, fine, because
I was going anyway.
467
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,206
Well, now you may. Thank you.
468
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,511
Is everything okay? It's
perfect, it's over, it's settled.
469
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,712
I never have to see
him again! Good for you.
470
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,115
Paul's doing that thing with
his watch, so we're gonna go.
471
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,872
Okay. I miss that.
472
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,318
What? The ride home
473
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,809
after a party with
somebody, you know?
474
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,180
The way you talk about
everybody, put down their food.
475
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,981
Please don't put down my food.
476
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,429
We won't. Happy birthday.
477
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,586
Thanks.
478
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,833
You ready? Yes.
Let me get the coats.
479
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,123
I'm gonna check on Lisa.
480
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,762
Oh, hi.
481
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,964
Hi! Good scrod.
482
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,711
Oh? Do you like fish?
483
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,435
Sure. What kind?
484
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,282
I don't know. I like halibut.
485
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,284
Really? Yeah. Well,
not as much as flounder.
486
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,586
Good. But more than pike.
Well, a little more than pike,
487
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,710
although, not as
much as grouper.
488
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,413
Okey-dokey. Hey,
honey. Ready to go?
489
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,459
Yeah. Just a sec.
Did you meet Carol?
490
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,183
Yes. Yes, I did.
491
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,432
Your hair looks great.
Really. Stop fussing.
492
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,656
Thank you. Thank you very much.
493
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,240
You're a beautiful woman.
Stop fussing. Seriously.
494
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,864
Paul? Yes.
495
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,466
Did I give you my card? Yes.
496
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,701
May I have it back?
497
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:38,917
Yes.
498
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,140
How could I know?
499
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,909
The woman likes
to talk about fish.
500
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,678
You can't humor her?
501
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,179
I was about to faint.
502
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:53,183
Little fish talk, small price
to pay for a miniseries.
503
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,397
What are you doing
giving our signals away?
504
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,954
I was being charming.
505
00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,336
Why didn't you just give
her my locker combination?
506
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,626
I tried everything else.
507
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,228
She didn't even laugh at
the thank you note story.
508
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,064
Well, did you tell it right?
509
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,400
I think I can tell a
story without your help.
510
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,870
You gave me the thank you notes.
511
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,838
I put them in my
gym bag to mail.
512
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,440
On the way to the gym,
513
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:19,042
I stopped at the movies to
see... What is the name of that?
514
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,756
It doesn't matter. The point is,
515
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,725
you didn't get to the
gym for six months,
516
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,114
then you took a bath.
517
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,584
No. No, no, no, no. You
keep jumping that part.
518
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,521
First, after six months, I realized, I
first realized that I forgot to mail them,
519
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,967
only I didn't want you to know.
520
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,924
So I thought I'd make
them look weathered,
521
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,104
you know, like the post
office lost them or something.
522
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,673
Right, right, right.
Then you took the bath.
523
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,096
Yeah, then I took the bath.
524
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,876
And I took the
envelopes into the bathtub
525
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,901
with me to... To weather them
up. And then you came in...
526
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,047
I came in and I saw
you sitting in the bathtub
527
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,650
with 75 envelopes around you
528
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,418
and I said, "What
are you doing?"
529
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:53,010
You said, "What are you doing?"
I said, "I'm, uh, I'm writing to Zest.
530
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,145
"I'm just so pleased
with their work."
531
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,952
Where was this guy all night?
532
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,721
That's a good story.
533
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,589
Here.
534
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,728
Thank you.
535
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,599
I'm sorry. Well, how
could you know?
536
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,882
It was a good party, though,
other than that, wasn't it?
537
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,973
All things considered.
538
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,842
You talk to anybody?
539
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,645
Couple of people.
One guy I liked.
540
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,634
I told him we'd have
dinner with him next week.
541
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:30,848
Who?
542
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,015
Hi, I'm Paul.
543
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,385
How could I know?
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