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Ah, looks like rain.
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Also looks very
much like thunder.
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Hey, hey, don't be scared.
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Thunder can't hurt you.
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Thunder's just... just clouds
bumping into each other.
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Thunder is when a
large volume of moist air
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expands when it cools and rises.
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Who told you that?
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My Natural Science
professor at Yale.
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No, thunder is clouds
bumping into each other.
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Where'd you get that?
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My parents.
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Why would they lie
to me about thunder?
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♪ Tell me why I
love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who can stop
my heart as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump
into the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Oh, Mrs. Buchman,
you're trying to seduce me.
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I want to find the guy
who invented pantyhose
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and beat an apology out of him.
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You know what? My guess
is, he's not a very tough guy.
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Do I look okay?
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You look really sexy.
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We're going to a funeral.
I don't want to look sexy.
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No, I'm saying sexy
but, like, in a sad way.
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Oh, what did I do here?
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Let's see. Cold water.
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Yikes.
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Murray, you see
how lucky you are?
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You never have to wear
pantyhose your whole life.
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Ow! What'd you do?
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I hate speaking in public.
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You'll be fine. Listen,
the whole trick is
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you just... You got to know
what you're going to say.
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I just want to say how much I love
him and how much he loves me.
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All right. So that's
all you gotta say.
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Okay, don't worry I'm
gonna get it together.
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I'm not gonna pull an
Aunt Rachel. I promise.
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Who are you talking
to? Uncle Van.
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No. What?
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Oh, no. What'd you do?
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Oh, fine! Fine! You
want to play like that?
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That's just fine!
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That's how we'll play.
'Cause you know something?
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You try my patience,
you really, really do,
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you flimsy discount
piece of crap!
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I got to tell you, I'm
surprisingly aroused by that.
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You know, Uncle Van
was crazy about you
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from the minute he met you.
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Hey, of course Uncle
Van was crazy about me.
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He needed a partner in crime.
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You know, without me, he never
could have gotten those golf balls
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in your mother's turkey.
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That was like a
classic Van moment.
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I wish you would
tell that story.
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All right. It was Thanksgiving,
we're sitting around the table...
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Not here. At the service.
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Oh, forget it. I hate
speaking in public.
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I thought the key is to
know what you're gonna say.
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Oh, no, no, no.
That's just for you.
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Come on, he would love it.
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Who? Van.
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Hey, Van is gone,
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and I ain't taking the
rap for that turkey myself.
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Oh, finally.
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Oh, good. Your sister
now buzzes in Morse code.
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That's what you
guys are wearing?
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Are you kidding me?
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He loved plaid.
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You're right. I'm sorry. It's
absolutely perfect. Let's go.
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All right, Murray, we're
gonna be back later.
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We're gonna go visit Uncle Van.
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Remember Uncle Van, he
used to throw you the tennis ball
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till you couldn't stand up?
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Yeah, well, no more
playing catch with Uncle Van.
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Why would you tell him that?
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Because it's the truth.
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So what's to be gained? Either
he doesn't understand you,
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or he does, and now he's sad.
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You really give
him too much credit.
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I guess, what I'm trying to
say is I really love Uncle Van
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and I know Uncle
Van really loves me.
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He really does.
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And I really do, too.
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I guess the reason
I love him so much
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is because I know
how much he loves me.
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How much we love him.
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All of us.
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But especially me.
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I really love Uncle Van.
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A lot.
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And I know he really
loves me. Okay, okay.
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I think you covered that.
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Would you please
tell the turkey story?
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Um...
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I think we all know that Jamie
had a fondness for Uncle Van.
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And as she suggested
in her little story,
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he had a fondness
for her as well.
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Okay.
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Um...
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Van... Van was... was great.
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He was... He was a warm soul,
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a... a big heart.
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He was just so sweet.
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I used to tell Jamie
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it was like he was
from another family.
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Sorry.
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No, I mean, you're... This
is a wonderful family. But I...
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Van was truly, and I
said it, the only person
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I could have a
conversation with.
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I really love Uncle Van.
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You alienated my entire family.
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Well, it had to be done.
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You know, why... why did
you take your Uncle Van?
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Why did you take the pate?
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I like pate. I like Uncle Van.
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And I understand
he likes you, but still.
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I wanna make sure his ashes
wind up in the right place.
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I guarantee you it ain't there.
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It's only for a day or two till
I decide where he belongs.
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South Dakota.
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South Dakota? Yeah.
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Why would we spread
his ashes in South Dakota?
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Because he had that Desoto. Huh?
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Okay, Lise,
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come here, I just wanna
explain something to you.
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All right, South Dakota,
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Desoto,
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no connection.
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There's a similar sound
and yet there's nothing there.
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Fine. You think of something.
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How do they get a
whole guy in here?
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What are you doing?
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They put a 230-pound
man in a thermos.
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You're not even curious? No!
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Have some respect.
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You... You could be
curious with respect.
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Oh, it's Sunday.
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I bet he's somewhere
playing golf.
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Well, I don't really
think that's true.
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You think when someone
dies, that's it, their life just stops?
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I certainly think it
hinders their golf swing.
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'Cause you know, a lot of
it's in the legs, you know,
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and if you're dead...
Standing? A little tough.
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You're very naive.
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I'm naive? I'm naive
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and yet you have a dead
uncle with a tee-off time. All right.
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All right, but
don't tell anybody.
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There you go.
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Get your elbows off the table.
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Baby. In here.
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Hi. Hey, how'd it go?
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It went good.
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There's that dog of mine.
I know what you want.
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Don't feed him
up there. All right.
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What happened? I thought
we were having hamburgers.
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This is hamburgers.
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I know, but they're so wide.
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I had my heart set
on, like, a regulation.
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It's Salisbury steak.
Grab some silverware.
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What made you go fancy?
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It's the same as hamburgers.
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Actually, only in
Salisbury is that the same.
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Reminds me of Uncle
Van, he used to love it.
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Uncle van loved
the Salisbury steak.
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You know, it's... it's
really... It's so typical. What?
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Your relatives, they come for,
like, one night and they stay a week.
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Only until I can find
someplace where he'll be happy.
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May I make a suggestion?
How about not here?
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It's a lovely area,
and it's easy to find.
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Do you remember when he took
us on the Circle Line up the Hudson?
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Hey, that was fun.
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Hey, how about that?
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We take a boat up the Hudson,
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we scatter his
ashes into the river?
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No, it's so filthy.
It's polluted.
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Sweetie, with all due respect,
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he's ashes, you
know what I mean?
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Ashes don't really mind filth.
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In fact, technically
they are filth.
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You know, the whole ashes
to ashes, dust to dust thing.
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Yeah, well, he's still not
going in the Hudson. All right.
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Well, he loved... he
loved the city, right?
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What if we scatter his
ashes just into the wind
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and then he'll settle in whatever
neighborhood he enjoys.
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I wanna find the perfect place.
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I don't really think he's
gonna be that picky.
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You really believe when
someone dies, it's all over?
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I really do. You know
what, do we have a bun?
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How can you think that?
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I think that because...
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Listen, I question the little
things, but the big things,
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you know, like
thunder and death,
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I do what I'm told.
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So when we die,
that's it? It's... It's over?
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We're just no longer a couple?
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We're certainly
not a fun couple.
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Know what I
think? Still not right.
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Why can't you just
eat like a grownup?
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See, this is why they
came up with death.
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To give nice people like you and
me a little break from each other.
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I don't want a break from you.
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You know what I think? What?
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I think, you can't get
hamburger from Salisbury steak.
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It's just too late in the game.
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'Cause everywhere
you look, uncooked edge.
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Do you not want to
be together forever?
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No, I do, absolutely. So?
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So...
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Ketchup. Ketchup
would be the thing,
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'cause ketchup, if I may
say, would suggest to this,
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in its heart, that it's a
burger. It could be a burger.
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Hey, Uncle Van, no kidding,
I've asked you once already.
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You know, forever
doesn't mean till you die.
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Forever means forever.
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Do you remember that
play we saw on Jane Street?
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The two women in the garage?
That was the whole point.
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Can't get out of it that easy.
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Would tomato help? Yeah,
tomato would be good.
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What are you
doing? Huh? Nothing.
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Did you open that? No.
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Just moving it over here,
though. Just leave it here. Why?
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Because, to be honest
with you, I'm uneasy
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dining with a dead
guy on the table.
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Where's the cheese?
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What cheese?
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Did you not offer
to bring me cheese?
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Cheese for the man who calls my
uncle "The dead guy". My pleasure.
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Thank you.
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Hey, didn't Uncle Van used to
take you and Lisa to the track?
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Yeah, all the time.
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I remember, one time he took you
down to the winner's circle, right?
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That's right. I can't
believe you remember that.
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Yeah, I remember, 'cause you told me Lisa
had this crazy blue dress on or something.
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I told you that?
Yeah. I pay attention.
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That little sweater with
Dalmatians you were wearing?
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That's amazing.
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A little barrette you had...
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What the hell's behind
your back? Okay.
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I knew it. I pushed
it with the barrette,
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that was my big mistake,
right there. Look at him.
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He loved the racetrack.
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He'd always be yelling,
"Tell me it's true, baby!
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"Tell me it's true!"
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Again, a little aroused.
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00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,824
Look at that. That's the happiest
I've ever seen him, right there.
249
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,225
Looks very happy.
250
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,894
Hey! That's a thought.
251
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:07,365
We take his ashes, we scatter
them in the winner's circle.
252
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,934
That's perfect. Oh, the
winner's circle, that's perfect.
253
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,447
Yeah. Who thought of it? Me.
254
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,772
Okay, call Ira. Why
am I calling Ira?
255
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,985
Because they don't just let
people into the winner's circle,
256
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,920
you have to know someone
who owns the horse that wins.
257
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,722
Yeah, so? So Ira's at
the track all the time.
258
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,146
Maybe he knows owners.
259
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,715
Aha! Aha, aha.
260
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,394
What? Look at Murray.
261
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,696
I'm looking. I don't see "aha".
262
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,264
So if there's no
such thing as forever,
263
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,521
why did Murray bring
the ball to Uncle Van?
264
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,258
'Cause he's a dog.
265
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,487
Last week he brought my socks
to the toaster. He don't care.
266
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,031
He just brings things...
267
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,844
Sweetie, do you know
why he's doing that?
268
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,780
He's doing that
'cause he smells...
269
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,369
No, you're right. Aha!
270
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,691
You definitely know
this guy? Yeah.
271
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,525
And he owns the horse? Yeah.
272
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,849
So how do you know him?
273
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,596
Paulie, from the track. I
can't talk about this right now.
274
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,099
So just give me the guy's
name. Why can't this wait?
275
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,323
'Cause I got a guy
in my living room.
276
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,192
What guy? Jamie's uncle.
277
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,960
In the urn? In the urn.
278
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,818
When are you going
to the track next?
279
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,200
I'm not.
280
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,802
So fine. Give me the
guy's number, I'll call him.
281
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,282
And say what? Next time
one of your horses wins,
282
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,185
I'd like to bury my
wife's uncle's ashes
283
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,153
in the winner's circle?
What's wrong with that?
284
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,855
It's never gonna
happen, my friend.
285
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,456
Where are they
running now, Aqueduct?
286
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,313
Everyone, let's get started.
287
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,715
Belmont.
288
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,024
All right.
289
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,053
Ira.
290
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:39,090
Hi. Uh, I'm Ira, and I'm
a compulsive gambler.
291
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,326
Hi, Ira.
292
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,035
I thought that's
what you do here.
293
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:56,074
I've got Racing
Form, Racing Digest.
294
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,410
I've got Green Sheet,
Yellow Sheet, Red Sheet.
295
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,879
Everybody's got an opinion.
296
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,414
"Duke says, Ed picks 'em,
297
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,650
"and Bill knows."
298
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,078
I can't believe your sister
paid admission for your uncle.
299
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,754
Meanwhile, where did she go?
300
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,600
Maybe your uncle wanted a beer.
301
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,857
I kid you.
302
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,761
So what, this Paulie
guy, he's a big horse guy?
303
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,207
Oh, yeah, he's the biggest.
304
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,009
'Cause I don't let
just anyone in my box.
305
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,845
Hey, Maurice, would I
bring a guy to your box
306
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,814
who can't sit with you?
He can sit with me?
307
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,537
Sure. He can sit with you.
308
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,608
She's already disappeared.
309
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,321
I like Valenzuela's horse.
310
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,845
I told Tommy.
311
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,758
What's that? I told Tommy.
312
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,016
You told Tommy? Go ask him.
313
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,383
We believe you.
314
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,867
How do I know this guy? Why
do you talk to these people?
315
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,590
He talked to me first.
316
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,527
All righty, all righty, all
righty. Who wants programs?
317
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,507
Programs. Is that different
than what I got here?
318
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,009
No, Paulie, you
gotta have a program.
319
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,044
Give me the program.
I remember these.
320
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,234
Yeah, so do I.
321
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,947
Where's your guy
who owns the horse?
322
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,481
It's Maurice. Maurice.
323
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,239
Yeah. He's gonna
be here any minute.
324
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,252
He'll get us into the winner's
circle? If his horse wins.
325
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,420
Do you think it'll win?
326
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,978
If I knew that, I'd
be too happy to live.
327
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,458
You know, that three
horse will never take the trip.
328
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,715
Did you tell Tommy?
329
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,023
Right now.
330
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,519
Who is Tommy?
331
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,788
I don't know.
332
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,892
Man, I love this place.
333
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,639
Are you sure you should be
here? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
334
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,230
You're not gonna be tempted?
335
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,932
Paulie, there's more to do at
the track than bet on the horses.
336
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,368
There's the fresh air, there's
the excitement, the people.
337
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:31,769
They got delicious food.
338
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,571
And they got
ducks in the infield.
339
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,752
Give me your wallet. No, no, no.
340
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,321
Give me your wallet.
It's okay, I'm cured.
341
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,389
You're not cured. I'm
not gonna bet. I swear.
342
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,173
For how much? Ten bucks.
343
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,323
Now, is it me,
344
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,918
or is the air pressure
in here unusually low?
345
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,286
Where did you go?
346
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,555
Oh, look.
347
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,026
Wow, a Secretariat barometer.
348
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,428
Really needed it.
349
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,233
Hear that, Uncle Van?
350
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,147
The horses for today's
first race are on the track.
351
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,837
Ira. Maurice.
352
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,085
What do you think? Hey, I want
you to meet my cousin Paulie.
353
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,153
I hear you know a
few things. Oh, a few.
354
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,011
This is his wife Jamie and Lisa.
355
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,319
My pleasure. They're both good.
356
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,350
Yeah. So, uh, who
we rooting for today?
357
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,197
First race, I own the six horse.
358
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,587
Six horse? Six horse.
359
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,156
The name would be
360
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,458
"About To Be Glue."
361
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,428
About To Be Glue.
362
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,030
Yeah, that's not a good sign.
363
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,604
Look, Uncle Van, horses.
364
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,913
Tell me it's true,
baby. Tell me it's true.
365
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,112
Look at this. About
To Be Glue is 50 to 1.
366
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,347
He's a long shot.
367
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,848
He's About To Be Glue.
368
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,883
Uncle Van loved long shots.
369
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,193
Which is why he left you a pair
of mukluks and a cheese wheel.
370
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,204
We're going to get hot
dogs. I'll give you a hand.
371
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,705
Hey, hey, hey, you're
going nowhere. What?
372
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,041
Wait a second. Wait
a second. What?
373
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,397
All right, you can go.
374
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,533
Don't anyone touch
my barometer. All righty.
375
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,082
You know what, sweetie?
I'm not sure this horse
376
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,583
is gonna get your Uncle
Van into the winner's circle.
377
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,941
Look at this. It says,
"About To Be Glue
378
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,476
"doesn't figure."
379
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,522
You hear that? "Doesn't
figure." I like that.
380
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,124
What does the other
one say? The other one,
381
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,747
here Belmont, six horse.
382
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,517
"About To Be Glue
figures to be last."
383
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,519
Well, what do they know?
384
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,532
The horses are
approaching the starting gate.
385
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,934
About To Be Glue.
About To Be Glue.
386
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,658
Atta girl! I bet the
ass off that animal.
387
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,029
Sorry, lady. Come
on, About To Be Glue!
388
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,564
Honey, come on, we have
to make a bet for good luck.
389
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,644
Am I going or you
going? Do you wanna go?
390
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,708
I'm sitting. I'm
going. How much?
391
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,570
Do what you got to do.
392
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,373
Ira says you can sit with me.
393
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,086
Yeah, whatever.
When he gets back here
394
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,753
I'll sit back with
Jamie. Whatever.
395
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,178
What do you think of my horse?
396
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,181
Well, I'll tell you
this, he's naked.
397
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,217
You're telling me what?
398
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,796
I'm saying he's
got nothing on him
399
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,898
but a small guy with a hat.
400
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,322
You don't like my jockey?
401
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,524
I don't know.
402
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,237
It's okay, it's okay. You
don't want to say anything,
403
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,827
you don't want to say anything.
404
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,073
I don't know anything.
405
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,897
Come on, tell me.
Where did you hear it?
406
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,368
Ask Tommy. You talked to Tommy?
407
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,981
I don't even know who Tommy is.
408
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,339
Oh, I hear that. He
hasn't been right in weeks.
409
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,174
Come on, tell me what you know.
410
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,044
Well, I'll tell you this.
411
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,180
You can't get hamburger
from Salisbury steak.
412
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,284
Say no more.
413
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,759
Hey, Lise, listen.
414
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,772
Why don't you order me
something? I got to hit the head.
415
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,396
No betting.
416
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,665
Betting? With what? I'll
meet you back at the seats.
417
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,557
Yeah, we're probably
gonna split something.
418
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,676
Give me a $5 wheel on
the six horse, front and back,
419
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,578
and give me a
six, three, one box.
420
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,214
Give me a $30
baseball, one, three, six.
421
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,284
Also on the six, let me have
we have $10 across the board.
422
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,785
Slap me!
423
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:11,122
Okay. Give me $20 to win,
$20 to place and $20 to show.
424
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,423
Come on!
425
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,096
Here we go.
426
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,544
Wow. Tell me!
427
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,034
I can't believe
LaGuardia's so close.
428
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,315
Forget about LaGuardia.
Tell me about my horse.
429
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,916
What? Can he win?
430
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,807
How do I know?
I'm here for a funeral.
431
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,310
Oh, do you think
he'll die in the stretch?
432
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:35,357
What are you asking me... I been
to the track once in my whole life.
433
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:39,250
Just like me. One long
day, and it lasts forever.
434
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,619
Yeah, well, there's no
such thing as forever.
435
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:45,327
So in other words, you
think he can't go the distance.
436
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,758
Yeah. That's exactly
what I'm saying.
437
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,202
You make a quinella?
438
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,630
That wasn't me, babe.
439
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,770
I miss you, Uncle Van.
440
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,039
You were always so nice to me.
441
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,616
I wish I could
share this with you.
442
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,312
In fact, you know what?
443
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,651
I can't believe you already ate.
444
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,676
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
445
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,358
That's it.
446
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,095
Here, I got $500 to win and
$500 to place on the six horse.
447
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,430
Cancel it.
448
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,244
The horses for
today's first race
449
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,045
are approaching
the starting gate.
450
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,502
All right, here we go.
451
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,291
How you doing, Ira? Good.
452
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,938
Mike.
453
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,743
Hey. Did you see that they
have, uh, ducks in the infield?
454
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,452
My wife likes the
number six horse, too.
455
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,488
Do I know you?
456
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,257
No. So why you talking to me?
457
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,839
I thought that was
done here. I'm sorry.
458
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,608
Hi. Hey, where you
been? Come on.
459
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,165
Look what I did.
460
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,345
Wow! How much did
you bet? You said I should.
461
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,937
All right, so, you know what,
our kids will work with their hands.
462
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,517
The horses for the first race
463
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,619
have now reached
the starting gate.
464
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,143
I've really got a feeling.
I feel like Van is here
465
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,924
and this horse is gonna win and
he's gonna wind up where he belongs.
466
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,859
Hey, honey, I so
want to believe that.
467
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,684
Really? Really.
468
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,731
'Cause we need forever. 'Cause
getting our money back would be good.
469
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,400
Did you hear about
Salisbury steak?
470
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,302
I heard. Where'd
you hear it, Tommy?
471
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,766
Nah, Tommy's out.
There's a new guy.
472
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,840
They're all in line.
473
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,264
Here, I got the food.
474
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,699
Where's Uncle Van?
475
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,401
He's with Ira.
476
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,769
Hey, where is Ira?
477
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,204
With Uncle Van?
478
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,823
About To Be Glue
stumbled at the start.
479
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,983
Has anybody seen a bronze urn?
480
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,852
Guys, hey!
481
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,354
Quit watching television.
482
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,469
Jim Schtickington
still in front by two.
483
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,204
Jen's Hope on
the far side second,
484
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,628
Kenny Lane can't go with him,
485
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,807
and in-between horses
is About To Be Glue.
486
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,799
And three horses
across the track chasing...
487
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,379
Schtickington on the inside,
488
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,214
Jen's Hope outside,
and About To Be Glue
489
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,937
this long shot coming on.
490
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,310
About To Be Glue,
About To Be Glue.
491
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,011
Uncle Van?
492
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,347
Come on, you had your
little fun. Uncle Van?
493
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,285
Olly olly oxen free.
494
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:30,655
Coming on, About To Be Glue
is running a huge one out here.
495
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,758
About To Be Glue.
About To Be Glue.
496
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:37,261
Tell me it's true,
baby! Tell me it's true!
497
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,331
About To Be Glue has
suddenly sprouted wings out here
498
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,033
and About To Be Glue is going
to go on and win it by three.
499
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,870
We just won. We won.
500
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,140
Did you hear that? What?
501
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:51,820
Nothing. What did you hear?
502
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,022
What did you hear?
I didn't hear anything.
503
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,492
All right. Let's go to
the winner's circle. Yeah.
504
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,316
Okay, great.
505
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,897
How did you not hear that? Aha!
506
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,161
All right!
507
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,566
Fifty to one and I didn't bet
on him. How stupid am I?
508
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,000
I had $1,000 on him,
509
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,189
and your cousin
talked me off the horse.
510
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:21,905
How stupid are you?
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