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Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. Mmm?
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Mmm-mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm! Mmm-hmm?
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Mmm. Mmm-mmm!
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♪ Tell me why I
love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who can stop
my heart as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump
into the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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All right, Murray, one
little last tweak here,
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and you are going to hear something
that you've never heard before.
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And I understand that
your people hear everything.
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Huh? Did I tell you?
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Oh, man, I'm so
tired of this guy.
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It's not even loud.
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I beg to differ.
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What?
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Do you mind?
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Yes. Yes, I mind.
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Well, so do I.
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Well, there you go.
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It's just common
courtesy. I didn't hear you.
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I said, "Hold the door," clear
as a bell. I practically shouted.
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Well, excuse my common
American manners.
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Honey, could you
turn it down a little bit?
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You know, you people are
really starting to get up my nose.
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What manners?
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What, are you guys
looking for a rumble?
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Well, at least your
dogs get along.
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Murray.
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Wow! Murray. Sophie!
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You two stop that right away!
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See, I don't even
think this is loud.
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All right. See that, Murray?
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We got... You got your
carrots for your eyes,
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orange for, uh, for the scurvy,
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and uh, bananas, frankly,
'cause we have bananas.
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There we go. To
the dogs overseas.
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Wow. Hey, I made you something.
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Were you using the juicer?
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So? You knew I was
using the blow-dryer.
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So? So what happens when we use
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the juicer and the
blow-dryer at the same time?
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Circuit? Circuit.
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Seriously, taste this. No.
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I thought... I thought it's the
toaster and the blow-dryer.
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No, it's the toaster
and the popcorn maker.
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Right.
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Why would we ever make toast
and popcorn at the same time?
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I don't know. Mardi Gras.
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I'm just saying, If you
hear... I got it. I got it.
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I don't understand how they
expect this building to go co-op
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if nothing ever works right.
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Who says we're going co-op? I
heard. I heard it around the building.
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From whom? We
never talk to anyone.
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What did you say, "From whom?"
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What is it with you
and the "whom" thing?
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You talk your
way, I'll talk right.
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I talk right.
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We're certainly not buying
it unless they fix the floor.
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It's not slanty.
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Fine.
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Would you want to
buy it? I don't know.
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Depends, do you think we could
we afford it? Well, let's say we could.
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Well, as long as we're
saying, could I be taller, too?
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No, I just never thought
of here as forever. Did you?
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Ow!
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Boy, new rule. Nobody rings
our bell when I'm fixing this thing.
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Stop it. What, people don't know
how to knock? It's like a lost art.
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Hi. Hi.
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What did we do now?
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Oh, fair enough.
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May we come in?
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
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Oh, look, darling,
there's Murray.
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Hello, pooch.
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Well, uh, down to business.
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The two of us have
been feeling just terrible
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about that tiff we
had the other week.
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Dreadful. After all,
it's not your fault
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that you didn't hear
me at the elevator.
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I do tend to mumble.
All the time. All the time.
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Yes. It's like
living with a brook.
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The point is, that somehow we seem
to have gotten off on the wrong foot.
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And since we all
have to live together,
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we were thinking, why
not get off on the right foot?
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Right.
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Well, thank you.
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That's... That's very nice. Do
you want to sit down? Thank you.
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Would you like some
coffee or something?
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Lovely.
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A little couch area for you.
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Okay. What are
you doing in here?
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What are they doing out
there? Go entertain them.
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Why didn't you tell me I
had stupid things in my head?
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I thought it was on purpose.
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I don't get it. I
don't get it at all.
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We have olives and mayonnaise
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Honey, they're British.
They eat blood pudding.
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What, are they
going to complain?
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Would you please go
make an effort? Why?
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Because I like them.
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You don't like them.
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You can't stand it when
somebody doesn't like you.
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Oh, that's not true.
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Who called immigration to make
sure their papers were in order?
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Well, maybe I've finally
won them over. Yeah.
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Oh. Wow.
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It's only a little bit
larger than our place.
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Well, if we can get
their co-op rights
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and break through the
bedroom wall, we can have both.
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Is this floor slanted?
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Doesn't appear
slanted. I believe it is.
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Yes.
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Darling. Darling.
Darling. Hold this.
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It looks like we're
out of everything!
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Unless you guys
want some fresh juice?
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Never mind. Perhaps
some other time.
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Okay, unless you'd like to
go out and get some lunch.
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Well, actually, we... Need to
take Sophie for her exercise.
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All right, well, that's okay.
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Perfect. We'll take the dogs to
the park and then we'll grab a bite.
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Why not?
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Because, Hal,
darling, the movie.
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Oh, damn! Rotten luck.
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That's okay. What movie?
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Uh, Choclat Noye Bechenye.
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The Russian thing.
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That's okay.
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Unless, of course,
you'd like to come.
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No, seriously,
th-that's really okay.
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Great! I'll order the tickets by
phone, we'll make a day of it.
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Do you know what Choclat
Noye Bechenye means?
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The chocolate cookie.
Chocolate cookie.
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Well, it's important
to Hal and Maggie.
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To Hal and Maggie. Last
week they were the sconeheads.
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Would you please promise
me you'll make an effort?
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Personally, I think you just want
somebody you can say "whom" to.
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How was I supposed to know
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they wanted to see
Choclat Noye Bechenye?
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God knows I don't.
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Here they come. Just
keep thinking closet space.
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Good news. The tickets are all
charged and waiting. Splendid.
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Aw, don't they
look cute together?
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Yes.
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Hey, kids. Hey, Mr. Wicker.
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Wicker.
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So, let me ask you this.
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How come you guys always...
You always call people "governor"?
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What is that about?
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I got that information
for you, Mr. Conway.
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Oh, I never requested...
If the place does go co-op,
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you'll have to get an approval
before you start knocking down walls.
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Okie-dokie. Thank you.
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What walls?
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Yes, that's an
interesting question, Paul.
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Darling, why do we
call people "governor"?
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What walls?
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The walls between your
apartments. He's gone mad.
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Stop the elevator.
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I told you.
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You were absolutely right.
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Look, let me make this up to you
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with this more than generous
offer to buy your apartment.
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It is, of course, contingent
on the building going co-op.
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We wouldn't sell it to you
no matter how much the offer.
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Actually, honey, you might
want to take a look at this figure.
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Just look at the figure.
I'm not looking at it.
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Stupid sconeheads.
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Just look at the figure.
I'm not looking at it.
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All right, fine. Where is Ira?
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Why would Ira want to see
Choclat Noye Bechenye?
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'Cause I told him
things blow up.
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Just look at the
figure. I'm not...
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Wow! See?
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Paulie.
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What the hell is
the matter with him?
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Hey. Hi. Ma, hi.
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Hi.
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Honey... Yeah.
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Move down. It'll be easier.
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This is your date?
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Next time give me notice.
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These are the seats you found?
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What is wrong with these seats?
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Nothing. I'm saying,
you're a filmmaker.
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I don't understand.
What do you...
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Have some Milk Duds.
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You don't need that.
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Then why else would I buy them?
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I brought grapes.
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Grapes.
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So what's new?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Everything's a secret.
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Hey, you heard anything more
about that co-op rumor? No.
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Oh, your place is going co-op?
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No, we don't know
for sure. Maybe.
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Well, a perfect apartment just
became available in our building.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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Look, the movie's
starting. We'll talk later.
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All right. Excuse me.
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Hey.
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Hey, don't fall for her, Murray.
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She just wants
you for your wall.
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I heard that!
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Good!
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If you and your dog can't be
quiet, I'll have to ring the landlord!
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Hey, ring this, pal.
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Let me tell you something.
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We see you. We hear you.
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You're not fooling anybody.
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Why are you
taunting the dresser?
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He started. He's... He's
yelling through the wall. He's...
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Through our wall.
Which he will never have.
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Yes. Not unless
he ups that offer.
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Even if he does, forget it.
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No. He insulted our dog.
No. Now it's personal.
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Hello? Yes, Doctor?
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, hey! Pipe down in there!
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Look at this. We're trying to
sleep, they're getting phone calls.
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If that's for them, too,
I'm gonna be really upset.
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Yo.
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Hi, Ma.
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No, it's... I'm sure
it's a great apartment,
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but you know what? It doesn't...
It doesn't fit into our plans.
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We do so have plans.
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You know, why don't we
talk about it tomorrow, okay?
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I'm saying we'll talk
about it tomorrow.
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All right, call me...
Call me tomorrow.
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All right. Good night.
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Don't answer the phone tomorrow.
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Would you stop
looking at that offer?
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We could buy a house.
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Where would we buy
a house? Wherever.
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How about Lake Ronkonkoma?
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Do you want to live
at Lake Ronkonkoma?
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Not so much. I just love
saying Lake Ronkonkoma.
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I just think it would be
nice to have a home.
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What, this... this is not a home
to you? Yeah, it's where we live.
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Well, that's... That's a home.
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Not like that. Like what?
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You know, like, where you
have birthdays and Thanksgiving
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and watching I Love Lucy and
when you get home from school
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and sneaking
cigarettes in your room
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and everywhere you look
there's something to remember.
250
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7:00? Quarter of.
251
00:10:58,725 --> 00:10:59,924
Do you know what I mean?
252
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,274
Huh? Yeah, oh, absolutely.
I know what you mean.
253
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,635
I can't believe my mother
kept my Milk Duds. All right.
254
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,934
You're on my hair. You're
on my hair. You're on my hair.
255
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,718
What? I'm sorry. Sorry.
256
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,022
Sweetie? What?
257
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,867
Roughly speaking, how
many dogs do we have?
258
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,096
One. That's what
I thought. Look.
259
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,940
How did she get in here?
260
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,209
Murray, did you leave
a key under the mat?
261
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,311
Take her back. All right.
262
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,914
Maybe they're trying to
frame us for dognapping.
263
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,102
You think?
264
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,917
It's like living next
door to the Macbeths.
265
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,821
Sophie, this is
nothing personal.
266
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,456
There.
267
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,159
Knock.
268
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,761
Knock.
269
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,830
You call yourself a show dog?
270
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,365
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
271
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,466
Yes?
272
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,335
Huh? Oh, hi. Good morning.
273
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,604
Haven't you people
caused enough problems?
274
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,317
Excuse me, we woke
up... What did we do?
275
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,141
Oh, my poor baby.
276
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,450
Are you all right?
277
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,010
Really, she's fine.
278
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,279
She's not fine. She's pregnant.
279
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,882
You happy now?
280
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,488
What's the matter with you?
281
00:12:58,544 --> 00:12:59,744
We put a divider here,
282
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,791
we could make this a
living room and dining room.
283
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,826
It is a living room
and dining room.
284
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,294
No, it's a living room
and dining room.
285
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,238
We could make it a living
room and dining room.
286
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,255
I see.
287
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,667
Just think, if we're
going to stay here,
288
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,524
we should try to make it a home.
289
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,537
Home. Home and whom. You
got, like, a whole thing going.
290
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,705
Home and whom.
291
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,430
Next thing we start
making ham and hummus.
292
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,232
What happened to
Lake Ronkonkoma?
293
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,934
The schools were...
294
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,770
No, don't answer that.
295
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,999
Hi, we're out. Leave a
message and we'll call you back.
296
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,921
Paul, it's your
mother. Are you home?
297
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,455
Did I mention the view here?
298
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,014
The river and the park. Call me.
299
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:40,051
Klondike 5-4329.
300
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,898
You would think after four
weeks you would get the hint.
301
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,432
We're not
interested! So tell her.
302
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,956
I just did.
303
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,091
I think you should move. Really?
304
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,893
Yeah, then I could
buy this place.
305
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,202
With what?
306
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,263
I'd pay you back.
307
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,500
Would you get that?
308
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,480
Anyway, it's not even for
sure that it's going co-op.
309
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,016
Rumor is, it's
still just a rumor.
310
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,372
According to whom?
311
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,441
To who. What... Look
what you started here.
312
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,487
Hey. Hey.
313
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,911
We went to the home store.
314
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,847
Shelf paper up the wazoo.
315
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:12,250
Well, we're just going to do the
shelves, but thank you anyway.
316
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,319
Is it homey? Homey and washable.
317
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,509
Hey, I told you. You're
not gonna see her anymore.
318
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,308
Honey, where's he going now?
319
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,176
Murray, what are
you... Hey, Murray.
320
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,532
Where is he? Murray.
321
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,903
Murray, come on.
322
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,972
Sophie.
323
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,740
Come here. Come here.
324
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,944
Maybe we're being unreasonable.
325
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,590
Hey, they started it. I know.
326
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,992
Do you think it's a coincidence
327
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,536
they have to flush every
time I'm taking a shower?
328
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,296
We're going to
start in the kitchen.
329
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,530
All right. Ira
and I will be here
330
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,714
in the living room
and dining room.
331
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,602
Hey, how far along is Sophie?
332
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,626
Any day now. Can I have a puppy?
333
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,940
You realize she'll probably
have to give up her career.
334
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,608
Only till the puppies are grown.
335
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,934
No, I hear one litter ruins
a show dog's value forever.
336
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,269
Can I have a puppy?
337
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,703
That's awful.
338
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,306
Well, she had a career,
and now she has her family.
339
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,752
She's doing better than I am.
340
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,088
Oh, come on. You're doing
much better than Sophie.
341
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,677
Do you really think?
342
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,214
Can I have a puppy?
343
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,283
No.
344
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,584
Can I?
345
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,631
I don't... I don't even think we have
a say in the matter with the puppy.
346
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,367
What, you want a puppy?
Yeah, sure, why not?
347
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,935
They'd probably
make a great mix.
348
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,892
Sophie and Murray?
How do you figure that?
349
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,928
Come on, Sophie's a show dog.
350
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,096
Classy, sophisticated, smart.
351
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,632
Murray's a big,
good-natured slob.
352
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,700
It would be like if
you two had kids.
353
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,881
Thank you. Thank you.
354
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,884
No, no, no, no!
Don't answer that!
355
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,068
Hi, we're out. Leave a
message and we'll call you back.
356
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,878
Paul, it's your
mother. Are you home?
357
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,580
Listen, I got the keys.
358
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,283
Three locks, two
Medecos. Very safe.
359
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,384
Call me.
360
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,485
What's the number, Ma?
361
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,720
Klondike 5-43...
362
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,057
Sylvia. Sylvia, hi. We
just walked in the door.
363
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,560
Jamie.
364
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,574
What are you doing? You
know, we'd love to see it.
365
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,999
Great. We'll be over
around 4:00. Bye-bye.
366
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,634
It's either that or join the
witness protection program.
367
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,309
Did you see the living
room? Hey, hey, hey.
368
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,144
This place is huge. Shh!
369
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,813
So what do you
think? I don't know, Ma.
370
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,584
I figure you could convert the
second bedroom into a nursery,
371
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,354
should anybody beside
Murray decide to have children.
372
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,322
Did you see the view?
373
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,723
Wow! Wow!
374
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,903
I mean... I mean, if you
like that sort of thing, yeah.
375
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,939
I mean, it's so much
brighter than your place now.
376
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,329
You'd get the sun all day.
377
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,064
That can't be good.
378
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,765
Why not?
379
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,346
In the summer it would
get so hot. The heat, sure.
380
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,269
There's central air.
381
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,184
Wow, you know what that does to
your utility bills? That's really true.
382
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,240
Included.
383
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,619
What? What?
384
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,011
The utilities. They're included.
385
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,279
Yeah, I know, I
understand that, but still...
386
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,249
It's not us, is it? Who?
387
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,650
Your father and me.
388
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,619
Oh, no, no. No, no, no.
389
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,187
'Cause we're two floors away.
390
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,201
I mean, you'd hardly even
know that we were here.
391
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,403
Oh, no, don't be silly.
It's not that at all. It's just...
392
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,395
I don't know. It doesn't...
It doesn't feel right. Okay.
393
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,808
It's a great apartment.
It's not that. It's just... Stop.
394
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,466
If it doesn't feel right,
it doesn't feel right.
395
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,867
Yeah? Just like that?
396
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,203
Yeah, look, you're
going to build memories.
397
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,538
It's got to feel right.
398
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,907
How else are you
going to make a home?
399
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,642
God, it's really roomy.
400
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,652
I mean, in the sense
that you could get lost.
401
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,348
Well, forget about it.
402
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,117
When it's right, you'll
know it. You'll feel it.
403
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,264
How did you and Burt know
that your place was right?
404
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,923
It was 1954. People knew.
405
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,192
So you're not gonna get
upset if we pass on the place?
406
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,405
What did I just say?
407
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,562
Okay, all right, all
right. Thank you, Ma.
408
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,974
Thank you. For what?
409
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,865
All right. So come on, let's go.
410
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,974
I'm just worried what this
is going to do to your father.
411
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,585
Okay, how about
this? All righty.
412
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,454
We take that apartment,
let the Brits take this,
413
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,158
and with the money left over,
move your parents somewhere else.
414
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,582
But... But nice.
415
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,970
How about this? We just go
inside and we have a sandwich.
416
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,721
What are you
doing? Murray, don't.
417
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,262
I'm sorry. That... That was him.
418
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,897
That was... That was him.
419
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,534
I think he's warming up to us.
420
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,070
All right, Murray, come
on. Come on, let's go.
421
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,973
Murray. Murray, hey,
go get the mouse.
422
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,675
Want to go get the mouse?
423
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,843
Go get the mouse.
424
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,545
You see what he's doing?
425
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,325
What? He's doing what he always
does. He's just doing it over there.
426
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,683
No. He is taking
responsibility for his actions.
427
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,422
That's what you
get? Look at him.
428
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:48,058
From lying down, you
interpret strong moral fiber?
429
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,496
I think that we should
offer to pay half the vet bills.
430
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,064
He would. Let him.
431
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,466
All right, so go ahead, knock.
432
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,647
Would you please
tell your dog...
433
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,216
Excuse... That, no, that was us.
434
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,817
W-We want to
discuss the situation.
435
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,553
I have already told your sister
that she can have a puppy.
436
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,709
Is that all?
437
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,490
No, we want to do our share.
438
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,890
Thank you. There's no need.
439
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,559
No, we would... We
would like to, okay?
440
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,950
Let's... We would like to
pay half your expenses.
441
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,179
Fine. We'll take your
money. Are you happy now?
442
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,021
Well, gee, I'm delirious now.
443
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:20,291
Yeah, so just, well, send
us a bill. Okay? Thank you.
444
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,160
Come on, Murray. Murray?
445
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,905
Murray? HAL: Sophie?
446
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,463
What have you done now?
447
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,431
I didn't do... You know what?
448
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,966
Tea and The Beatles.
449
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,395
Ever since then, it's nothing
but trouble with you people.
450
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,405
Well, where is she?
451
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,507
How do I know? Probably
measuring our bedroom.
452
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,977
Murray? Murray?
453
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,612
Whoa. Whoa.
454
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,592
Babe, honey, sweetie. It's...
I think it's... I think it's time.
455
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,115
How do you know?
456
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,495
Oh, if you saw what I just saw,
believe me, you would know.
457
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,187
Right... Right on
my tan sweater.
458
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,754
Perhaps we should
call an ambulance.
459
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,390
I'll be all right. I just...
460
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,059
I meant... I meant for her.
461
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,367
It's time. It's time.
462
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,106
What should we do?
We should do something.
463
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,997
Well, um... Uh, oh...
464
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,399
I'll call the super.
465
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,129
Maybe we should go in there.
466
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,832
Yes, perhaps we should.
467
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,501
You know, we'd probably
be in the way. You're right.
468
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,137
They're still coming.
469
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,472
Has the water boiled yet?
470
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,074
There we go. Oh, thank God.
471
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,211
You three are a big help.
472
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,520
What did you expect?
473
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,147
Well, it's a boy.
474
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,595
And a boy and a girl
and a boy and a boy.
475
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:53,984
Is everything okay?
476
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,521
Well, that sweater's seen better
days, but everything is okay.
477
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,757
Murray, I think she'd
like to see you now.
478
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,441
Mr. Wicker I don't even know
what to tip on something like this.
479
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,508
Can I have a puppy?
480
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,565
Pick of the litter.
481
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,904
Mr. Wicker says
482
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,684
they're probably gonna want to
stay in here for a couple of days.
483
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,986
It's so small in there. Do
you think they're comfortable?
484
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,209
Oh, they make a living.
485
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,014
Oh, Sophie's thirsty.
486
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,917
Hey, how many people
have this going on, huh?
487
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,419
This is a pretty nice memory.
488
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,688
A very good start.
489
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,923
Where do you get "start"?
490
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,092
Come on, what about,
like, the time we woke up?
491
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,360
That big snowstorm?
492
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,374
Oh, that was terrible.
No, no, no, the other one.
493
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,498
Well, that was nice. Yeah.
494
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,678
And the New Year's
Eve thing. That was fun.
495
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,079
With the lasagna. Oh, shut up.
496
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,170
All right, now you see what's...
497
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,372
♪ I'm Henry the eighth, I am
498
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,508
♪ Henry the
eighth, I am, I am...
499
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,076
You see what's happening here?
500
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,745
Home. Home.
501
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,751
♪ I'm Henry the eighth, I am
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♪ Henry the eighth, I am, I am ♪
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What can I say? A
grandchild is a grandchild.
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