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My name is Dean Murdoch.
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Whoo!
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A lot of people
call me the Deaner.
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Some call me the fucking
governor of givin' 'er...
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...and a lucky few,
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they know me as
the Dean Machine.
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Deaner!
Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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Deaner! Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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For a while there,
I played in shit bands
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and had a lot of shit jobs.
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Yaah!
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You know what, though?
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I fucking did it.
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I finally fucking made it.
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This is my fucking mansion.
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It is fucking deadly.
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There's a lot of people
who will say, like,
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several fissures
in the foundation
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would be a reason not
to purchase a mansion,
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but they knocked
off a couple grand,
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and I was like, fucking
rights, I'm all in.
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Want to take a seat?
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Okay.
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Get comfy.
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Grab yourself a cold one,
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fire up a butt,
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and shove them kids
down in the basement,
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'cause this story's
a fuckin' doozy.
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To understand what
happened to me,
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how I fucking got right here,
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you gotta go back...
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way the fuck back, to 1989.
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I grew up in Haylen, Manitoba,
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a tiny little steel town
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right smack-dab in the
middle of butt-fuck, Canada.
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You know, like a shithole?
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It was the '80s.
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Life was fucking deadly, man.
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There's Glen, my functional
alcoholic father,
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and Mirna, my fucking mom
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who was addicted to
Jazzercise and Jesus.
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They both had low sperm
counts but big hearts,
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so they adopted me
and my sister, Jen.
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It was grade 11, and I
was a fucking local leged
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thanks to my hockey skills,
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plus, I had this thing called
the hyperactive guyroid gland,
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which made me
extremely handsome,
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and made me look just
a little older than 17.
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Life was fucking deadly, man.
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It was the '80s.
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What could possibly
go fucking wrong?
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All of your
votes have been cast,
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and it's down to this lovely
pair of beguiling bakers.
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Who has the best pie?
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She's right here.
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By round of applause, Lonnie.
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Whoo!
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And Beulah.
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And the winner is...
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Give me this!
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Balloons are for babies!
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Okay. Happy Haylen Jubilee
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from your friends,
the Metal Rangers!
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Now, what do you say, boys?
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Let's have us some pie!
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Whoo!
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Deaner, mon Tabarnak,
we got plans for you!
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Every single
town had a biker gang
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back in those days,
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and that was just an
everyday occurrence
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back in the '80s, man.
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Kids don't know what
they're missing.
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95%
of those afflicted
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will eventually die
from the cancer.
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Hey. Hey.
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Eyes up front.
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Hands at sides.
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Eyes, front, hands, sides.
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Now we're going to
bring up a special guest
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to talk about the
dangers of smoking.
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Please give a nice
welcome to Martin Geddes.
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I
smoked two packs a days
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since I was 10.
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At 42, I got cancer and
had my throat removed.
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Thank you.
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Okay, then.
Does anyone have any questions?
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Any questions about
the dangers of smoking?
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Dean Murdoch, assistant captain
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of our very own Steel
Falcons junior hockey team,
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why don't you come on up
and ask Martin a question?
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- Why don't you go?
- It'll be fun.
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Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
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Can you still have sex?
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Yes, definitely.
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And if any teachers out
there are interested,
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I have a massive wang.
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Okay, then!
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Hey. Got a light?
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Yeah, I got a fucking light.
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Life's too short to play safe.
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Here, it's a good luck charm.
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I call it "Sexcalibur."
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This is fucking deadly, man!
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I can have this?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Dean! Dude! Check it out.
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Hey, Gary. What the
fuck's going on?
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What's this?
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Portable pussy.
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A couple squirts of hand cream,
just fucking go to town, man.
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Why are you showing me this?
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Knowledge, dude. I'm
trying to pass it on.
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Look, this thing
changed my fucking life.
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Helps you relax before
a game or whatever.
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Here... you can make your own.
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Anyway, I gotta go, but
I'll see ya at practice, eh?
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All right, later, man.
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Left.
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Right.
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Down.
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Get down there, fucking Deaner.
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Quit doggin' it, dog.
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Well, you grow
up in a shithole town,
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there's really only
two things you can do.
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You can end up shovelling
sparks at the mill,
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like my old man, Glen,
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or you can play hockey.
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The great creators,
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they bestowed upon me
a magical fucking gift.
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I was like a fucking
ice wizard out there.
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Fucking Merlin with bladed feet.
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Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Right on, little buddy!
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Deanareano, you're
a fucking pussy!
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Fucking piece of shit!
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You did that on purpose!
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Even I can't hit a
target that fuckin' tiny.
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You wanna go?
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Let's fuckin' go!
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Jesse, okay,
enough, come on!
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He wins us every frickin'
game, man, take it easy!
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All right, that's
enough for today.
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Come on in.
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Jesse, you all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
Dean needs a fucking tissue.
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Okay, all right,
bring it down, listen,
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we'll get a bag skate in,
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and pretty sure there's
a bucket of oranges
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back here for you guys.
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Okay? Around the net.
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Remember this?
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♪ Toreador-ay ♪
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♪ Toreamor ♪ Come on.
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What's the matter with you?
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I got punched in the face.
You just stood there, man.
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What's the matter with you?
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Look, Dean, in the
car, at home, I'm Dad.
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At the rink, I'm Coach.
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Yeah, well, next
time you see Coach,
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can you tell him
he fucking sucks?
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Hey, language!
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Look, Dean, you've got
a special talent, okay?
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When you're on, no
one can stop you.
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Dean, are you hearing me?
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Yeah. I fucking heard you.
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Hey! Watch your mouth!
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Look, it's like your
Nonna always said, okay?
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Well, what does that mean?
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I'm not sure, actually.
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♪ Your mom, she hates
it when I snore ♪
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♪ I got mad at you
'cause you swore! ♪
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There you go.
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♪ Deaner shoots, he scores ♪
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Dean, you got a
package in the mail.
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It's fucking huge.
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I already have a
pretty huge package.
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Dean, ew.
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Get the fuck...
is this is for me?
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Yeah.
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Nice!
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Glen, can
we talk about this?
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Let's crack 'er open.
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- What is this fuckin'...
- There's this, too.
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- Glen...
- What?
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Well, here, you read it.
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What is this?
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"Hey, dude... at least,
I think you're a dude.
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Anyways, here's your dad's shit.
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He died. Take 'er sleazy."
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That's all it says.
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My dad died?
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That's fucked.
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Bless us, O Lord,
for these, thy gifts,
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which we are about to receive
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through the bounty
of Christ, our Lord.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Enjoy.
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Must have cost a lot
to send that thing.
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I could barely lift it.
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I told you to be careful
around that thing, Jen.
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It's not to be fondled.
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Sorry!
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Oh, no, never mind.
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I was just thinking
of something funny
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that happened at work, eh?
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Crazy Louis.
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You never once said
anything about my family.
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Or Jen's.
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Nothing.
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Well, you know, I mean,
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it's just there's,
uh, nothing to say.
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It's not that interesting.
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What, like our
parents were boring?
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Yeah. No, I mean...
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well, boring in the sense
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that no one ever told
us anything about them.
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Right.
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Fuck this, man.
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Hey, Dean!
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You no finish-a you stroganoff!
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No, no, no.
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Nowadays, if a
satanic fucking steamer trunk
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showed up with all your
dead dad's shit in it,
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your parents would be like,
"Oh, let's hire a trauma coach."
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But back in those fucking days,
weird shit like that happened,
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they're like, "Here's a
fucking deck of smokes,"
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you know, like, "Fucking
park it out in the back alley
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and figure it out yourself
and never bring it up again."
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Which is more or
less what I did,
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until I ran out of smokes.
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Hey, brother!
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Jesus fucking Christ, Jen.
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You almost got a
slapper in the box!
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How you going to shoot
with no stick, hotshot?
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Give me that.
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Give me the fucking stick back.
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You want some? You
want some of this?
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Ow!
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You're so fucking annoying.
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Yeah. So I'm going to Kitty's.
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When you gonna
open the damn trunk?
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Not yet!
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♪ City nights ♪
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♪ Summer breeze ♪
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♪ Make you feel all right ♪
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♪ Neon lights ♪
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♪ Shinin' brightly ♪
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♪ Make your brain ignite ♪
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That's Jesse Stilcox,
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the captain of the
fucking hockey team.
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He fucking hated me.
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I did steal his fucking
girlfriend, so...
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you know.
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Jesse!
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Well, I'd give you the finger,
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but I'm saving it for Kitty.
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Well, fuck you, Dean.
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Hey, when you're done
there, you can blow me.
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Come here and say
that to my face,
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you little bitch!
264
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:07,586
My sax!
265
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,126
♪ See the men paint
their faces and cry ♪
266
00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:15,994
♪ Like some girls ♪
267
00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:18,397
♪ Like some girl it
makes you wonder why ♪
268
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,499
♪ City life ♪
269
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:21,934
♪ Sure it's cool ♪
270
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,368
♪ But it cuts like a knife ♪
271
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:29,274
♪ So forget all that you see ♪
272
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:31,910
♪ It's not reality ♪
273
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:33,178
♪ It's just a fantasy ♪
274
00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:34,947
Oh, hey, May.
275
00:13:36,281 --> 00:13:37,249
May?
276
00:13:41,186 --> 00:13:45,524
Oh, ho, ho, hey, Dean.
277
00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:47,893
Not even going to say hi?
278
00:13:47,926 --> 00:13:49,328
Oh, yeah, I'm saying hi.
279
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,495
How's she fucking going?
280
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,398
Oh, yeah.
281
00:13:53,431 --> 00:13:56,535
I heard you got in a scrap
with that loser ex of Kitty's.
282
00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:59,037
I don't know why you
bother with hockey.
283
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,639
It's just a bunch of jocks
284
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:02,941
looking for an excuse
285
00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:04,409
to piss on each
other in the shower.
286
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,615
Okay. You can have the car.
287
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,053
You skeevy fucker. Be safe.
288
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,023
Fucking got that right.
289
00:14:18,056 --> 00:14:20,025
Thanks, May. You fucking rule!
290
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,198
Hey, Kit.
291
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:27,466
Hey.
292
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,403
You know, she's from Neepawa.
293
00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:34,139
That's, like, only a
few hours from here.
294
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:35,607
Neepawa's a shithole.
295
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,409
No, it's not a shithole.
296
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:40,145
Sounds like it's fucking
French for "shithole."
297
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,648
Shut up.
298
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,217
Margaret Laurence put that
town on the map, okay?
299
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,920
Just like me and you are going
to put Haylen on the map,
300
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:48,654
right, Dean Machine?
301
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:51,565
Speak of the devil,
and he shall appear.
302
00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:53,492
Okay.
303
00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:04,102
♪ She's my cherry pie ♪
304
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:06,705
♪ Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise ♪
305
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:08,707
♪ Tastes so good ♪
306
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,109
I was going steady
with Kitty Buchanan,
307
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,078
the biggest head of
hair in Manitoba.
308
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:16,081
We were mostly doing, like,
over-the-pants kind of stuff
309
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:17,449
because we were both Christian.
310
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:19,584
You know, heavy petting,
heavy breathing...
311
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:20,986
heavy cleaning.
312
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:23,455
♪ Oh yeah ♪
313
00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:25,257
♪ She's my cherry pie ♪
314
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,159
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪
315
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,493
♪ Ten miles wide ♪
316
00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:29,526
Hey.
317
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,297
Fuck, you're sexy.
318
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,674
Can you imagine next year
when we have our own place,
319
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:35,300
how great it's going to be?
320
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,303
We can just, like,
do this all the time.
321
00:15:38,636 --> 00:15:40,005
Yeah, maybe.
322
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,975
Go to Toronto or Vancouver.
323
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,510
We can try sushi.
324
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,245
The fuck's that?
325
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:50,248
It's like a raw fish
that's, like, kind of spicy.
326
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,250
Mm. I like the sound of that.
327
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,086
Oh, fuck off.
328
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,755
Can you be serious for,
like, two seconds, please?
329
00:15:56,788 --> 00:16:00,192
Look, there's scouts at
every game right now,
330
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:03,462
and... I've been thinking
331
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,397
hockey is our only
way out of this dump.
332
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:10,535
You're kind of... stupid.
333
00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:12,137
You know?
334
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,739
I ain't stupid.
335
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,812
Okay, fine. Prove it. What
colour are my blue shoes?
336
00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:18,252
You had to look. Did
you just look down?
337
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:20,312
So you don't know.
338
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:24,683
♪ Sweet cherry pie ♪
339
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,651
♪ Swing it! ♪
340
00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:28,362
Remember, though,
that as an eternal spirit,
341
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,689
Satan's focus is on eternity.
342
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:33,759
His primary goal is to
take you to Hell with him.
343
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,061
If Satan can get you
to kill for him, great.
344
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,263
That's icing on the cake.
345
00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:39,640
Did you watch that,
uh, Geraldo tape
346
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,066
I left on the bed for you, Glen?
347
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,301
I hate that guy.
348
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,771
He's a disgrace to mustaches.
349
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,507
They did this
exposé on Satanism.
350
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,276
They had this
perfectly normal kid.
351
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:52,477
Bored, lonely.
352
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,812
And then one day,
353
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:56,081
he just slits his
parents' throats.
354
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,250
He painted a
pentagram on the wall
355
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,052
in his parents' blood, Glen.
356
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,764
Well, then I guess we
should keep the kids away
357
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,624
from paintbrushes, eh?
358
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:13,765
You know, I wish you'd come
to church with us on Sundays.
359
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,300
What kind of role model is that
360
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,544
while you're home
watching football
361
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,103
while we go to Mass?
362
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,072
All right, Mirna, I
told you 20 years ago,
363
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,574
you get me for Christmas,
Easter, and baptisms.
364
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:26,078
All right? That's it.
Glen's Holy Trinity.
365
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,180
I'm like a camel Catholic.
366
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,249
A little Jesus goes a long way.
367
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,785
And I got a great hump.
368
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:42,394
- Bring the knitting needles.
- Oh, yes!
369
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:43,595
♪ Toreador ♪
370
00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:46,131
♪ Eh, toreador ♪
371
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:54,540
What?
372
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:57,818
Stop fucking staring
at me like that.
373
00:17:57,842 --> 00:17:59,144
It's fucking creepy.
374
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,885
All right. I'll open
the goddamn trunk.
375
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,487
Yes!
376
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:25,904
Jesus fucking Christ.
377
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:29,174
You scared the shit out of me!
378
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:30,676
Let's fuckin' have at 'er, eh?
379
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:36,848
What?
380
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:38,183
I don't know.
381
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:39,885
Maybe it's just not a good idea.
382
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,586
I don't want to get cursed.
383
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:42,654
Fuck, dude...
384
00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:44,189
Well, look at all this shit.
385
00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:46,458
It's creepy as fucking hell.
386
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:48,527
Probably just "000," right?
387
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,430
Let's just get at her.
388
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,766
"666... 9"?
389
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,605
Fuck, yeah!
390
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,612
Fucking King Tut's pussy fart.
391
00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:09,648
Some fucking rummage sale.
392
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:12,918
Fucking jacket...
393
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,452
What are you waiting
for? Try it on.
394
00:19:14,485 --> 00:19:16,555
I don't know. A
dead man's clothing?
395
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,323
Oh, God. Don't be such a baby.
396
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:24,896
Shit actually fits
pretty fucking good.
397
00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:26,932
What is all this shit?
398
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,801
Fucking hubcap.
399
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,637
Fucking Christmas dish rag.
400
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,739
Look at this
fucking bird's nest.
401
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:35,941
Check out these albums, man.
402
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:40,278
Dokken, fucking Anvil... Styx.
403
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,214
Look at this fucking bad boy.
404
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:45,250
So much shit in here, eh?
405
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,719
Oh, fuck, Dokken
concert in two weeks.
406
00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:48,954
Poor bastard.
407
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,755
Oh, dude!
408
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:53,392
Fucking full pack of... oh,
there's just one in there.
409
00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:55,594
Nice.
410
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:04,002
Holy fuck!
411
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,705
That is not a cigarette.
412
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,309
Holy fuck!
413
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,711
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
414
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,946
Let's play this bad boy.
415
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,419
♪ Feelin' scared ♪
416
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:22,821
♪ You need somebody ♪
417
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,257
♪ But no one seems to care ♪
418
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,958
♪ A one-way ticket ♪
419
00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:28,693
♪ A change of pace ♪
420
00:20:28,726 --> 00:20:30,829
♪ You've had enough ♪
421
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:36,001
♪ Can't take no more ♪
422
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:39,404
♪ Breaking the
chains around you ♪
423
00:20:39,437 --> 00:20:40,905
Fucking Dokken, man.
424
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:42,474
It was like I got
shot through my body
425
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,676
by a fucking lightning bolt.
426
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,978
It was loud, it was heavy...
427
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,580
it was fucking deadly.
428
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:50,382
♪ Breaking the chains ♪
429
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,751
This is fucking awesome!
430
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,922
Dean, what are you doing?
431
00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,292
Let's go! The game starts in 30.
432
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:03,662
Let's get after that
tournament gold.
433
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,629
Come on, Jen.
434
00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:05,530
Let's see some hustle.
435
00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:07,065
Come on!
436
00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:09,067
Get in the car.
Hugga-nugga. Come on.
437
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:12,937
♪ We're here for
just one thing ♪
438
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:15,940
Dean, settle
the fuck down!
439
00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:17,017
♪ Let's get that
feelin' in the air ♪
440
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,077
Ha!
441
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,150
What's the matter
with you, you fucking goof?
442
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:30,755
Jesus Christ, dude!
443
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:32,032
What the fuck is wrong with you?
444
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:33,892
Ya hot for pizza?
445
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,768
Attaboy, Deano! That's my boy!
446
00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:44,970
Yeah, Deaner!
447
00:21:48,539 --> 00:21:50,842
Okay, Jesus, dude! We get it!
448
00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:58,517
He's putting on a little show.
449
00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:13,096
Ha!
450
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,368
Haylen Steel Falcons goal
451
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:19,637
scored by number four,
Dean Murdoch, unassisted.
452
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:21,506
Time of the goal, 12:14.
453
00:22:21,539 --> 00:22:22,708
Good shit, Deano!
454
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:28,412
Dean's looking good.
455
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,916
I was smoking basically
the last fucking joint
456
00:22:31,949 --> 00:22:34,386
of my dead dad.
457
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,788
That's double fucked.
458
00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:38,957
Like one of those...
459
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,458
adult actresses.
460
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:56,107
Look, Dean, you've got
a special talent, okay?
461
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:59,177
When you're on, no
one can stop you.
462
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:01,580
You never once said
anything about my family.
463
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,949
I don't know why you
bother with hockey.
464
00:23:04,982 --> 00:23:07,152
It's just a bunch of
jocks... jocks... jocks...
465
00:23:10,588 --> 00:23:11,689
Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
466
00:23:11,722 --> 00:23:13,492
You no finish-a you stroganoff!
467
00:23:40,084 --> 00:23:42,687
Who the fuck were
you, Murray Messier?
468
00:24:10,815 --> 00:24:13,551
♪ You never heard of me ♪
469
00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:16,654
♪ I'm in your blood
Can't you see ♪
470
00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:19,758
♪ Open up your fertile mind ♪
471
00:24:21,025 --> 00:24:22,025
Fuck you!
472
00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:28,967
Yeah. No. I'm not armed.
473
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,502
I got nothing... fuck you!
474
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,003
I have a fucking knife!
475
00:24:32,036 --> 00:24:34,139
Knifework is thirsty
fucking business.
476
00:24:35,773 --> 00:24:37,084
There was
something about putting on
477
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,043
that tight fucking black denim.
478
00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:40,778
I felt powerful,
479
00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:42,289
like putting on an
invincibility cloak
480
00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:43,815
or something,
481
00:24:43,848 --> 00:24:45,917
except for my junk
was very visible.
482
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,019
You know how you can see
the pyramids from space?
483
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:53,658
♪ You're not alone no more ♪
484
00:24:53,691 --> 00:24:56,628
♪ Or on a distant shore ♪
485
00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:01,233
♪ You've got the
power of the tribe ♪
486
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:07,572
♪ You're not alone no more ♪
487
00:25:10,841 --> 00:25:13,611
Yeah!
488
00:25:13,644 --> 00:25:14,644
Fuck, yeah!
489
00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:18,917
Oh, hey, Jen.
490
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,852
Did I wake you up
with the tunes?
491
00:25:20,885 --> 00:25:22,087
Sorry about that.
492
00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:26,224
You look fucked
up. Are you okay?
493
00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,229
I couldn't sleep.
494
00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:32,997
Yeah, me neither.
495
00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:35,967
I feel fucked up.
496
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,069
You look... awesome.
497
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:39,637
Aw, yeah, thanks, eh?
498
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:40,939
It's fucking wicked, right?
499
00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:43,708
I feel... weird.
500
00:25:43,741 --> 00:25:45,109
Yeah, I feel weird too.
501
00:25:45,142 --> 00:25:46,978
You know that thing we smoked?
502
00:25:47,011 --> 00:25:49,280
I think we did...
503
00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:50,549
- drugs.
- Drugs?
504
00:25:57,922 --> 00:26:00,992
Hey, uh, why don't you crash
in my room tonight, eh?
505
00:26:01,025 --> 00:26:02,260
Like a sleepover?
506
00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,796
No, no, no. Not a
fucking sleepover.
507
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:06,765
Like a fucking... so I
can keep an eye on you.
508
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,968
- Right on.
- Yeah.
509
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,603
Got a roadie.
510
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,809
Well, good night, sleep tight.
511
00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,011
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
512
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,614
Dean?
513
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,916
Yeah, Jen.
514
00:26:24,949 --> 00:26:27,619
I'd do it all again.
515
00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:29,788
Fucking rights. I would too.
516
00:26:31,922 --> 00:26:35,026
But we won't, right?
517
00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:36,361
No.
518
00:26:37,361 --> 00:26:39,030
No.
519
00:26:52,343 --> 00:26:53,811
Dean!
520
00:26:53,844 --> 00:26:55,780
Ew!
521
00:26:55,813 --> 00:26:56,881
Fuck!
522
00:27:10,294 --> 00:27:12,296
Oh, hey, it's the holy baker.
523
00:27:12,329 --> 00:27:14,032
Oh, yeah.
524
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:15,809
Depends on which way you
look at it, though, eh?
525
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:20,938
Hey, I fucking got
this deck of smokes
526
00:27:20,971 --> 00:27:22,707
in that trunk that my dad left?
527
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,442
There was this
fucked-up butt in there.
528
00:27:24,475 --> 00:27:26,911
You ever seen
anything like this?
529
00:27:26,944 --> 00:27:29,347
Looks just like a
regular old butt to me.
530
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:30,748
No, I wouldn't light that...
531
00:27:30,781 --> 00:27:32,316
aw, fuck.
532
00:27:34,852 --> 00:27:36,220
It's been a while.
533
00:27:36,253 --> 00:27:39,691
Oh, jeez. Oh, coco puffs.
534
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:41,459
- That shit's cocaine?
- That was cocaine,
535
00:27:41,492 --> 00:27:44,295
and you've got to stay away
from those hard drugs, Dean.
536
00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:48,099
Cocaine, heroin, mugger's mist.
537
00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:51,803
Doing them drugs is like
using a sword without a hilt.
538
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,238
There's no safe way to wield it.
539
00:27:54,271 --> 00:27:58,176
But, hey, did you ever...
shotgun any beers?
540
00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,311
No, but that sounds
fucking awesome.
541
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:01,279
Oh, yeah.
542
00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:03,881
All you need is a beer
543
00:28:03,914 --> 00:28:05,783
and somethin' sharp.
544
00:28:05,816 --> 00:28:07,352
Get in there, you bastard.
545
00:28:08,919 --> 00:28:11,322
And up she comes...
546
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:16,928
And down she goes.
547
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,831
That's fucking awesome!
548
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,265
Wait, wait.
549
00:28:21,298 --> 00:28:23,234
Do you have anything
important to do today?
550
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:26,137
I'm 17, May.
Nothing's important.
551
00:28:27,304 --> 00:28:29,307
Hey, let her rip.
552
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:32,777
I felt like I'd been bit
by a radioactive beer spider.
553
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:36,280
I had a
fuckin' superpower!
554
00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:38,049
We're shotgunning some beers.
555
00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:39,417
Oh, no, thank you.
556
00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:41,152
Shotgunning beers
fucking rules, May.
557
00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:42,887
Come on, Kitty!
558
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:43,821
Fucking do it!
559
00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:45,757
Okay, okay. I'll do one.
560
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:46,991
Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!
561
00:28:47,024 --> 00:28:48,826
Wow.
562
00:28:48,859 --> 00:28:51,162
Better than fuckin'
me. Right on, man.
563
00:28:51,195 --> 00:28:52,964
I got another half
dozen in the fridge.
564
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:55,133
- Fuckin' bring 'er out!
- No, no.
565
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,435
Our city's finest
have come out today
566
00:28:57,468 --> 00:28:59,070
to support the Blue Bombers...
567
00:29:02,072 --> 00:29:04,408
Uh...
568
00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:06,911
uh... where'd you
get those clothes?
569
00:29:06,944 --> 00:29:08,846
Found 'em.
570
00:29:08,879 --> 00:29:12,517
Jen, you look like
a demon from hell.
571
00:29:14,518 --> 00:29:17,255
It's shorts and a T-shirt, Mom.
572
00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:19,924
Okay. Uh...
573
00:29:19,957 --> 00:29:22,860
what I wanted to say
was that, you know,
574
00:29:22,893 --> 00:29:25,129
the next time you see
that boy at school,
575
00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:27,899
you know, the one
that called you...
576
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,300
names,
577
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,035
um, you just...
578
00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:32,579
you just tell him that
you're not an Indian.
579
00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:34,172
Okay?
580
00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:35,515
And you can invite
him over to the house
581
00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:37,074
if he wants to see.
582
00:29:37,107 --> 00:29:38,107
Okay.
583
00:29:47,251 --> 00:29:49,954
I'm serious. The way
they look at you...
584
00:29:49,987 --> 00:29:53,524
Hey, you little freak fuck.
585
00:29:53,557 --> 00:29:55,526
Man, you're a fucking
embarrassment.
586
00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:57,604
Pretty harsh way to talk
about your dick there, Jesse.
587
00:29:57,628 --> 00:29:59,931
It's not his fault he's
curly as a fuckin pig's tail.
588
00:30:01,198 --> 00:30:02,433
Say that to my fucking face.
589
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:04,168
I'm pretty sure I
just fucking did.
590
00:30:04,201 --> 00:30:06,070
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Stop.
591
00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:07,839
Fuck you, pussy.
592
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:09,273
What is wrong with you, Jesse?
593
00:30:09,306 --> 00:30:10,508
You want to hit me?
594
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,043
Let's fucking chug a beer.
595
00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,578
Loser gets a punch in the face.
596
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,222
You little pussy, I'll
fucking destroy you.
597
00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:16,314
Name a time.
598
00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:18,983
Right here. Right the fuck now.
599
00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:20,251
Let's go!
600
00:30:20,284 --> 00:30:22,253
Fucking go! Eh,
who's got two beers?
601
00:30:22,286 --> 00:30:25,256
Come on, bring 'em on!
Walter? Right on, buddy!
602
00:30:25,289 --> 00:30:26,499
All right,
I'll count down.
603
00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:28,492
I'm going to tattoo
to my knuckles
604
00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:30,394
on your stupid fucking eyelids.
605
00:30:30,427 --> 00:30:32,864
Three, two, one.
606
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:33,897
Drink!
607
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,437
Ow!
608
00:30:41,405 --> 00:30:42,640
No! Fucking cheat!
609
00:30:44,575 --> 00:30:45,543
Fuck! You fucking cheater!
610
00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:49,113
Fucking ruined 'im!
611
00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:51,282
Wahoo!
612
00:30:51,315 --> 00:30:54,518
Deaner! Deaner! Deaner! Deaner!
613
00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:01,292
Ooh, shit.
614
00:31:01,325 --> 00:31:03,661
Merciful heavens.
615
00:31:03,694 --> 00:31:06,130
Smells like a brewery in here.
616
00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:07,163
Dean, get down.
617
00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:11,269
Sorry, sir, I was just
fucking givin' 'er.
618
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,639
Where did all this
beer come from?
619
00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:17,008
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
620
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,977
Yes, and Joseph.
621
00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:24,949
Dean...
622
00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:28,453
I will see you in an
hour in my office.
623
00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:30,588
Fine.
624
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,529
Attention, all teachers.
625
00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:41,499
There is a...
urgent staff meeting
626
00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:43,367
in the metal shop in 10 minutes.
627
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,440
Please bring your lunches.
628
00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:55,046
I got suspended.
629
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,319
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
630
00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,581
Can I have one?
631
00:31:57,614 --> 00:31:59,383
Eh, watch it!
632
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:01,319
Your own fuckin'...
hey, fuck off.
633
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,626
This is a normal
cigarette, right?
634
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,462
That one is, yeah.
635
00:32:11,495 --> 00:32:14,065
Hey, you know what May said
was in that other smoke?
636
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,700
- What?
- Cocaine.
637
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,068
Cocaine?
638
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,336
Yeah.
639
00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:19,603
Like in Miami Vice?
640
00:32:19,636 --> 00:32:21,639
Yeah, Miami Vice.
641
00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:24,208
Man, your dad was nuts.
642
00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:25,576
Yeah, fucking Murray Messier.
643
00:32:25,609 --> 00:32:27,478
Fucking Murray Messier.
644
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,215
I wish I knew
something about my dad.
645
00:32:31,248 --> 00:32:33,718
You know, people ask
me if I'm Chinese.
646
00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:35,386
I don't even know what to say.
647
00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:37,455
Well, you do like Chinese food.
648
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:39,457
Karate your fuckin' ass!
649
00:32:57,107 --> 00:32:59,277
Aw, for fuck's sakes.
650
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:15,393
She trashed my fuckin' ticket!
651
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:17,762
The... fuck?!
652
00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:23,134
Lift up and down.
653
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,327
This is a great calf warmup.
654
00:33:25,736 --> 00:33:27,138
The fuck is this?
655
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,506
Dean, language!
656
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,374
You take my shit, you
just throw it out?!
657
00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:31,642
I'm sorry.
658
00:33:31,675 --> 00:33:32,685
I shouldn't have done that.
659
00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:34,512
I just...
660
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,249
I just... I've been
so worried about you.
661
00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,084
I mean, ever since that
darn trunk showed up,
662
00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:42,319
you've been acting so strange.
663
00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:44,221
Is that so fucking weird?
664
00:33:44,254 --> 00:33:46,557
Mirna, you hide my family
from me my whole fucking life,
665
00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:48,470
and you're all shocked
when I want to know shit?
666
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:52,096
Okay, you're right.
667
00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:53,798
Just sit down, please?
668
00:33:57,267 --> 00:34:00,204
When we adopted you,
669
00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:04,075
the government instructed us
not to tell you anything. Okay?
670
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:07,711
They said it was best to
grow up in a white world.
671
00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:10,347
"Just leave the Indian
behind," they said.
672
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,850
Your father was a logger,
673
00:34:12,883 --> 00:34:16,253
and he was very, very
young when you were born.
674
00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:19,457
And... and he was Métis,
675
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:24,495
and, uh, and he travelled
around a lot for work,
676
00:34:24,528 --> 00:34:27,231
but honestly, that's
pretty much all I know.
677
00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:31,436
And Jen?
678
00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:37,108
Um, she was born into
the Blackfoot nation
679
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:38,175
further west of here,
680
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:42,379
and her last name was Crowshoe,
681
00:34:42,412 --> 00:34:45,750
but I really don't know
much more than that.
682
00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:50,721
So we're Indians.
683
00:34:50,754 --> 00:34:52,757
I mean, your parents were.
684
00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:59,530
Dean. Dean, I...
685
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:00,798
That's all I know. I...
686
00:35:00,831 --> 00:35:02,600
I'm going
for a bike ride.
687
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:03,868
Dean...
688
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,236
Back in those days,
689
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:06,904
the government was basically
690
00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:08,873
launching Indigenous
babies into white suburbs,
691
00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:10,350
you know, like them
fucking T-shirt cannons
692
00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:11,208
at the hockey game?
693
00:35:11,241 --> 00:35:12,510
Foom!
694
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:15,246
"Little Moon, you
are now Stacey."
695
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,480
Foom!
696
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:19,350
"Deadly Snake, you
are now Steve."
697
00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,186
First I was like,
"What's a fucking Métis?
698
00:35:22,219 --> 00:35:23,621
Where's all the other ones?"
699
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,523
I had so many fuckin' questions.
700
00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:27,258
Was my mom hot?
701
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,893
To this day, I live in the fear
702
00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:31,629
that I'm going to be making out
with some slightly older lady,
703
00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:33,864
and she'll pull back
and be like, "Son?"
704
00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:40,905
Dad. Dad!
705
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,173
Shut up for a second.
706
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,808
Listen to this.
707
00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:47,811
Uh, the Blackfoot
call themselves
708
00:35:47,844 --> 00:35:50,714
the, uh, Niitsitapi.
709
00:35:50,747 --> 00:35:53,384
It means "the real people."
710
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,286
Pretty badass calling
yourself that, eh?
711
00:35:58,555 --> 00:36:01,525
Uh, Dad, can we go?
712
00:36:01,558 --> 00:36:02,493
To Alberta?
713
00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:04,261
Jen, that stuff is cool.
714
00:36:04,294 --> 00:36:05,496
All right?
715
00:36:05,529 --> 00:36:06,830
Really cool.
716
00:36:06,863 --> 00:36:08,666
But it's in the past.
717
00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:11,669
We're your tribe now.
718
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,207
Okay.
719
00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:38,762
Pfft!
720
00:36:38,795 --> 00:36:41,465
You got any fuckin' metal, May?
721
00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:43,500
Drop the needle on the
first one over there.
722
00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:44,868
This is a song
723
00:36:44,901 --> 00:36:46,904
that will make the
hairs on your ball sack
724
00:36:46,937 --> 00:36:48,639
stand right up.
725
00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:51,809
Diamond Head...
726
00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:53,310
"Am I Evil?"
727
00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:57,481
This is fucking good.
728
00:37:03,687 --> 00:37:04,822
Ha ha!
729
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:07,524
You are a jock for sure, man.
730
00:37:07,557 --> 00:37:09,560
No! Feel the music.
731
00:37:09,593 --> 00:37:12,429
♪ My mother was a witch ♪
732
00:37:12,462 --> 00:37:16,000
♪ She
was burned alive ♪
733
00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:18,936
♪ Hottest little bitch ♪
734
00:37:18,969 --> 00:37:21,305
♪ The tears I cried ♪
735
00:37:21,338 --> 00:37:22,406
Can I turn it up?
736
00:37:22,439 --> 00:37:23,439
Turn it up!
737
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:26,977
That's it, Deaner!
738
00:37:29,613 --> 00:37:32,850
♪ Take my time ♪
739
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:35,586
♪ Am I evil? ♪
740
00:37:35,619 --> 00:37:37,488
♪ Dean is a man ♪
741
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:38,722
Yeah!
742
00:37:39,823 --> 00:37:41,392
♪ Am I evil? ♪
743
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,427
Put the beers on it!
Put the beers on it!
744
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,663
Not too many! Not too many!
745
00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:46,630
Fuck!
746
00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:47,631
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
747
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,001
Oh!
748
00:37:52,369 --> 00:37:54,338
Ah!
749
00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:55,939
- Dean...
- Holy fuck!
750
00:37:55,972 --> 00:37:57,041
You are my hero!
751
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:03,681
I'm sorry I fucking ruined
your stereo, though, May.
752
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:06,450
I just wanted to get the
music louder and louder,
753
00:38:06,483 --> 00:38:08,686
and it just couldn't fucking
be loud enough, you know?
754
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,556
Yeah. Well, come on, follow me.
755
00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,864
Whoa!
756
00:38:20,897 --> 00:38:22,800
Is this where you
keep your cauldron?
757
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,435
When you get older,
758
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,070
sometimes things are so painful,
759
00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:28,639
you just got to lock
them away somewhere.
760
00:38:30,073 --> 00:38:31,909
Dean, look. Clear away
all that shit there.
761
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,344
All right.
762
00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:34,745
I told you I was
in a band, right?
763
00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:36,814
Yeah. The fucking...
764
00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:37,981
Howdy Doodys, or...?
765
00:38:38,014 --> 00:38:40,617
No, the Lost Hyenas.
766
00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:42,128
- Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah.
- Three girls.
767
00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:44,621
We used to rehearse
right here in this garage
768
00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:45,756
for a whole year,
769
00:38:45,789 --> 00:38:47,024
but then... pfft.
770
00:38:47,824 --> 00:38:48,892
Word of advice.
771
00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:50,494
Don't let suckin'
772
00:38:50,527 --> 00:38:52,963
stop you from doing
something that you love.
773
00:38:52,996 --> 00:38:55,733
I sound like a hooker, don't I?
774
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,101
You look like a fucking hooker.
775
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,370
Hook on this, love.
776
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:02,631
So, what in instrument
did you play, anyways?
777
00:39:04,941 --> 00:39:07,010
The bass.
778
00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:09,380
Always the bass.
779
00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,750
Plug her in for me, will ya?
780
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,651
That thing
is fucking majestic.
781
00:39:14,684 --> 00:39:17,454
A guitar will finger-bang
you in the ear...
782
00:39:17,487 --> 00:39:18,989
but a bass,
783
00:39:19,022 --> 00:39:21,525
a bass will always fuck
you right in the chest.
784
00:39:21,558 --> 00:39:22,526
Crank 'er up.
785
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:23,694
Right on.
786
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:29,271
All right, you got some
heat. Fucking give 'er!
787
00:39:36,773 --> 00:39:38,542
I knew in that moment
788
00:39:38,575 --> 00:39:40,186
that I had metal flowing
through my veins...
789
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:42,146
plus the fucking electricity.
790
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:43,947
That's the science, man.
791
00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:45,682
That's how it fucking happened.
792
00:39:45,715 --> 00:39:47,618
I got blown by a bass amp.
793
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,422
Hey, Dean!
794
00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:53,857
Yeah, May?
795
00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:56,394
Ha! Did you feel that?
796
00:39:57,093 --> 00:39:58,562
Yeah.
797
00:39:58,595 --> 00:40:01,999
That is rock 'n'
fucking roll, man!
798
00:40:15,979 --> 00:40:17,848
Come on, cocksucker.
799
00:40:17,881 --> 00:40:19,683
What, do you fucking
want me to dry-hump you?
800
00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:26,690
Hey.
801
00:40:26,723 --> 00:40:28,225
Hey, Kitty.
802
00:40:28,258 --> 00:40:30,161
Can, uh, we talk?
803
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,465
Yeah, so, like, um...
804
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,067
May's been, like, acting
kind of weird lately.
805
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,978
Like, she's been drinking
a lot more than usual.
806
00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:41,839
Yeah, she is so fucking
fun to party with.
807
00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:43,540
It's not good for
her to be doing that,
808
00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:44,951
so I think she just needs
to, like, take a break.
809
00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:47,044
Maybe you and I can,
like, meet somewhere else.
810
00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:48,111
Kitty, she's my friend.
811
00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:49,813
I can meet her when I want.
812
00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:51,615
She's not your
friend, Dean. Okay?
813
00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:55,052
I'm asking you to give her
some space for me, please.
814
00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:56,019
Well, what about me?
815
00:40:56,052 --> 00:40:57,120
What about you?
816
00:40:57,153 --> 00:40:58,088
She's the only fucking person
817
00:40:58,121 --> 00:40:58,889
in this shithole town
818
00:40:58,922 --> 00:40:59,790
who gets me.
819
00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:08,499
That's not what I meant! Kitty!
820
00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:09,833
Fuck off.
821
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:14,872
Fuck.
822
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:21,245
♪ There's a hand of fate
let you die on the cross ♪
823
00:41:25,215 --> 00:41:29,286
♪ All of your
life grows cold ♪
824
00:41:29,319 --> 00:41:33,657
♪ When you're lost
behind the wall ♪
825
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:37,027
♪ All of the dreams
you've ever known ♪
826
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:41,098
♪ Will be lost behind the wall ♪
827
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,080
Beauty day. Huh, Dean?
828
00:41:57,113 --> 00:41:59,550
Not fucking really.
829
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:02,185
Got a pretty big game coming
up with the Chiefs, huh?
830
00:42:02,218 --> 00:42:04,121
Yeah, what are you,
my fucking coach?
831
00:42:04,921 --> 00:42:07,758
Heard you're going
to win real easy.
832
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:10,294
Be a shame if that happened.
833
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:11,762
Ain't that right, Moth?
834
00:42:13,863 --> 00:42:15,983
Some dangerous fucking people
put money on you losing.
835
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,037
Fuck, dude.
836
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,581
Why don't you guys
ride back to the zoo
837
00:42:21,605 --> 00:42:22,573
and suck each other off?
838
00:42:23,873 --> 00:42:25,943
Oh, we will suck each other off.
839
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,749
Let me put it to
you real simple.
840
00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:34,651
You either throw the game,
841
00:42:34,684 --> 00:42:36,829
or I'm going to get Moth here
to break your fucking legs.
842
00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:39,023
You ain't ever going
to play hockey again.
843
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:47,064
Don't fuck around, Dean.
844
00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:51,101
You either throw the game...
845
00:42:51,134 --> 00:42:52,002
or else.
846
00:42:52,035 --> 00:42:53,003
Or else what?
847
00:42:53,036 --> 00:42:54,705
Fuck off!
848
00:43:02,145 --> 00:43:04,090
All of a sudden, these
fucking bikers are like,
849
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:05,616
"Oh, hey, Dean, you gotta
850
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:07,751
fucking throw games
for us or else."
851
00:43:07,784 --> 00:43:10,754
And I'm like, "Fuck you."
852
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,832
Those bikers are bad
guys, okay, Dean?
853
00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:23,667
I don't think you understand.
854
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,303
Our focus right now is to get
you out of this town, okay?
855
00:43:26,336 --> 00:43:27,804
Scholarship.
856
00:43:27,837 --> 00:43:29,773
We're so close.
857
00:43:34,177 --> 00:43:35,279
Jesus, Dad, slow down.
858
00:43:40,717 --> 00:43:42,919
Fuck, Dad, that fucking reeks!
859
00:43:42,952 --> 00:43:45,322
I had two bananas
after that egg sandwich.
860
00:43:51,728 --> 00:43:52,763
'Sup, Gary?
861
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:53,931
Yeah, how's she goin', Dean?
862
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,434
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
863
00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:59,403
I think you're in the
wrong dressing room, Chief.
864
00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,104
What the fuck are you wearing?
865
00:44:01,137 --> 00:44:02,137
Suck it, Jesse.
866
00:44:07,043 --> 00:44:08,912
Hey! Fuck...
867
00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:10,981
Hey. Double or nothing.
What do you say?
868
00:44:11,014 --> 00:44:11,948
Jesse, fuckin'
knock it off, man.
869
00:44:11,981 --> 00:44:13,050
Come on, eh?
870
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:16,687
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,
871
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,688
chug, chug, chug!
872
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:18,422
Let's go.
873
00:44:18,455 --> 00:44:20,190
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
874
00:44:20,223 --> 00:44:21,458
Come on.
875
00:44:21,491 --> 00:44:23,226
All right. Fucking
count 'er off.
876
00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:25,095
Three, two, one.
877
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:31,902
Oh, yeah, Deaner!
878
00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:33,836
Yeah!
879
00:44:35,238 --> 00:44:38,175
Good luck out there,
you drunk Indian fuck.
880
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:40,477
Look out, you fuckin' pussy!
881
00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,212
Hey, hey!
882
00:44:42,245 --> 00:44:44,348
That's enough. That's
enough! Break it up.
883
00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:49,152
We done now with the bullshit?
884
00:44:49,185 --> 00:44:51,063
Come on. You boys want
to win this game or what?
885
00:44:51,087 --> 00:44:52,231
Who wants to go to Nationals?
886
00:44:52,255 --> 00:44:53,323
Fuck, yeah!
887
00:44:53,356 --> 00:44:55,292
All right, all right, then.
888
00:44:56,459 --> 00:44:58,729
Dean, lose the neck chain.
889
00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:01,031
It's not to code.
890
00:45:01,064 --> 00:45:02,399
Fuckin' pussy.
891
00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:04,401
Still cock.
892
00:45:04,434 --> 00:45:06,503
All right, Falcons,
let's do it to it!
893
00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:08,205
Come on, boys, let's
show some mettle!
894
00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:09,840
Go give 'em hell, Deaner.
895
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:13,744
All right, guys,
pull your socks up.
896
00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:15,278
Let's see some hustle out there!
897
00:45:15,311 --> 00:45:18,749
Number four, Dean Murdoch.
898
00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:21,418
Number 21, Gary Riemsdyk.
899
00:45:21,451 --> 00:45:24,321
Number 32, Digger Peters.
900
00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:27,924
Number 16, Fudge Brown.
901
00:45:27,957 --> 00:45:29,893
Number 12, Ginchy Cook.
902
00:45:29,926 --> 00:45:31,862
And number 47...
903
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,997
Them bikers wanted
me to lose on purpose
904
00:45:34,030 --> 00:45:35,999
for their stupid
fucking gambling shit,
905
00:45:36,032 --> 00:45:38,135
but I had a lot
riding on that game.
906
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:41,004
I was one step away
from the big time,
907
00:45:41,037 --> 00:45:43,340
the national fuckin'
stage, you know?
908
00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,375
That's where all the
fucking contracts come from.
909
00:45:45,408 --> 00:45:47,244
That's where the
fucking money is.
910
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,247
You know, like that kind of
fucking real hockey player money
911
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,082
when you got enough to buy a car
912
00:45:52,115 --> 00:45:54,417
that's so fucking sweet, you
can't drive it in winter.
913
00:45:54,450 --> 00:45:55,986
Opening face-off
914
00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:58,355
brought to you by
Bullara Six Tobacco.
915
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:00,124
Now you're smokin'!
916
00:46:04,227 --> 00:46:05,496
Attaboy!
917
00:46:09,499 --> 00:46:11,368
Fuck, yeah!
918
00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:16,106
Dean Murdoch with his
27th goal in four games,
919
00:46:16,139 --> 00:46:19,109
setting a new tournament recor.
920
00:46:19,142 --> 00:46:21,378
Let's fucking go!
921
00:46:23,146 --> 00:46:27,050
Did you just say...
let's fuck a goat?
922
00:46:33,523 --> 00:46:36,092
Let's go.
Sticks and speed, boys.
923
00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:39,129
All right, boys, let's
see some hustle out there.
924
00:46:39,162 --> 00:46:40,998
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hup, hup!
925
00:46:50,373 --> 00:46:52,843
The fuck, ref, you
didn't see that?!
926
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,286
Bench minor, number 4,
927
00:46:54,310 --> 00:46:56,046
two minutes, Falcons, let's go.
928
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,314
Bench fucking minor,
929
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,015
you fat fucking
walrus. Fuck you!
930
00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:00,550
What, are you drunk?
Are you drunk?
931
00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:03,253
Drunk on your mommy's
titty milk, you fat fuck!
932
00:47:03,286 --> 00:47:05,522
You're out of here,
Deaner! Get the fuck out.
933
00:47:05,555 --> 00:47:08,025
Are you fucking kidding me?
Get the fuck out of here?
934
00:47:10,226 --> 00:47:12,128
Look at this fucking
guy, come on.
935
00:47:12,161 --> 00:47:13,864
I'm going to fuck your wife.
936
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:14,564
Oh, you are, are you?
937
00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:16,399
Get the fuck off!
938
00:47:16,432 --> 00:47:18,068
Bullshit!
939
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,970
Bull shit! Bull shit!
Bull shit! Bull shit!
940
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,180
What the fuck are
you all looking at?
941
00:47:21,204 --> 00:47:22,939
Let's go!
942
00:47:22,972 --> 00:47:24,875
Number four, Dean Murdoch,
943
00:47:24,908 --> 00:47:26,877
five minutes for
unsportsmanlike,
944
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:28,478
and a game misconduct.
945
00:47:28,511 --> 00:47:31,314
Bull shit! Bull shit!
Bull shit! Bull shit!
946
00:47:31,347 --> 00:47:32,949
A friendly reminder
947
00:47:32,982 --> 00:47:34,484
that unwanted food
and beverage items
948
00:47:34,517 --> 00:47:36,987
are to be placed in
garbage bis near the exits,
949
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,256
and not thrown onto the ice.
950
00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:40,290
Thank you.
951
00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:47,130
Come on, Mule, get in there.
952
00:47:48,665 --> 00:47:50,600
Fuckin' take the shooter.
953
00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:08,318
Rage is the most
righteous of all deadly sins,
954
00:48:08,351 --> 00:48:11,121
and I was feeling some
righteous fucking rage
955
00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:12,222
right about then,
956
00:48:12,255 --> 00:48:14,024
about everything...
957
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:17,227
my fucking parents, my
pretend new dead dad,
958
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:18,595
fucking bikers,
959
00:48:18,628 --> 00:48:22,632
the game, the
weather, everything.
960
00:48:22,665 --> 00:48:25,435
It was a fucking rage stew,
961
00:48:25,468 --> 00:48:27,571
and I was just
fucking stirring it.
962
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:36,680
Oh, hey, Dean.
963
00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:38,448
Hey, uh, actually, Aunt May,
964
00:48:38,481 --> 00:48:40,092
I was thinking maybe we
could, like, take the car out?
965
00:48:40,116 --> 00:48:41,518
Sure, sure.
966
00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:43,228
Uh, it's not why I came
here, Kitty, this time.
967
00:48:43,252 --> 00:48:44,296
I just wanted to, you know.
968
00:48:45,288 --> 00:48:47,257
Yeah, um...
969
00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:48,625
Dean, hey, like...
970
00:48:52,128 --> 00:48:53,229
We talked about this.
971
00:48:53,262 --> 00:48:54,564
Yeah, I know.
972
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:56,433
I just really need
to see May alone.
973
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:58,034
- Alone?
- Right now. Yeah.
974
00:48:58,067 --> 00:49:00,236
Yeah, no, that's not
fucking happening. Okay?
975
00:49:00,269 --> 00:49:01,237
This is exactly what...
976
00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:03,006
May, can you just stop?
977
00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:04,683
Jesus fucking Christ, it's
a free country, Kitty.
978
00:49:04,707 --> 00:49:06,409
I can talk to May if I want to.
979
00:49:06,442 --> 00:49:08,478
No, she's not your
fucking friend.
980
00:49:08,511 --> 00:49:09,713
She's my aunt.
981
00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:11,614
Kitty. It's okay, honey.
982
00:49:11,647 --> 00:49:13,183
We're only going to
talk for a minute.
983
00:49:13,216 --> 00:49:15,051
You're only going to
talk to for a minute.
984
00:49:15,084 --> 00:49:16,595
Cool. Yeah. You guys are going
to get fucking shitfaced,
985
00:49:16,619 --> 00:49:18,197
and then what are you
guys going to do together?
986
00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:19,264
Start a fucking band,
go on a road trip?
987
00:49:19,288 --> 00:49:21,291
Hey, fucking calm down, man.
988
00:49:21,324 --> 00:49:23,435
Like, we're just going to
have a fucking conversation.
989
00:49:23,459 --> 00:49:25,061
You don't even understand.
990
00:49:25,094 --> 00:49:26,405
She's the only fucking
person that I have,
991
00:49:26,429 --> 00:49:27,697
and you are always trying
992
00:49:27,730 --> 00:49:29,032
to fucking take
her away from me.
993
00:49:29,065 --> 00:49:30,367
It's like, fucked up. Fuck you!
994
00:49:32,535 --> 00:49:33,703
Oh, my God.
995
00:49:33,736 --> 00:49:36,039
May? Fuck. May?
996
00:49:36,072 --> 00:49:38,141
Oh, my God!
997
00:49:38,174 --> 00:49:40,610
Fuck! May? Should I touch her?
998
00:49:40,643 --> 00:49:41,653
I don't know. I don't know.
999
00:49:41,677 --> 00:49:42,746
Should I get her a smoke?
1000
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,448
May, you got to help me.
1001
00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:47,751
I don't know what
to do. I'm fucked.
1002
00:49:49,352 --> 00:49:50,754
Give 'er.
1003
00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:52,422
Give us
a little bit of room.
1004
00:49:52,455 --> 00:49:53,523
All right.
1005
00:49:59,762 --> 00:50:01,464
Careful.
1006
00:50:01,497 --> 00:50:03,033
Hey, uh, you want me to...
1007
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:06,369
Just... leave us alone.
1008
00:50:06,402 --> 00:50:08,104
All right.
1009
00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:11,541
Aw, fuck.
1010
00:50:13,242 --> 00:50:15,512
Seeing May lying
there in a crumpled pile,
1011
00:50:15,545 --> 00:50:17,280
that was tough, man.
1012
00:50:17,313 --> 00:50:18,724
She looked like an
abandoned suitcase
1013
00:50:18,748 --> 00:50:20,517
left behind by a
fucking rubby-doo.
1014
00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,585
Not cool.
1015
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:27,257
My brain was
overflowing with teen angst.
1016
00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:28,725
I kept thinking...
1017
00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:31,428
what would my dead
fucking dad do?
1018
00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:33,063
♪ Oh... ♪
1019
00:50:44,707 --> 00:50:47,077
♪ Hey, you, get inside ♪
1020
00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:49,846
♪ Fuck the rules
Let's take a ride ♪
1021
00:50:49,879 --> 00:50:53,517
♪ Rock and roll machine
is on the road ♪
1022
00:50:55,551 --> 00:50:58,088
♪ Telephone poles
are flying by ♪
1023
00:50:58,121 --> 00:51:00,457
♪ Let's get drunk
and fuckin' high ♪
1024
00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:04,428
♪ Rock and roll machine
is on the road ♪
1025
00:51:10,633 --> 00:51:11,633
Fuck!
1026
00:51:17,707 --> 00:51:18,707
What the fuck?
1027
00:51:23,279 --> 00:51:24,514
Fuck off!
1028
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,455
Pull over, Deaner!
1029
00:51:32,488 --> 00:51:33,557
Fuck you!
1030
00:51:36,492 --> 00:51:39,362
♪ Walk up to a preacher ♪
1031
00:51:39,395 --> 00:51:41,364
♪ Knife him in the back ♪
1032
00:51:42,732 --> 00:51:44,267
♪ Watch the blood pooling ♪
1033
00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:47,104
Aah!
1034
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:56,646
♪ Killer in the
midst Everybody run ♪
1035
00:51:56,679 --> 00:51:57,747
Fuck!
1036
00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:58,882
♪ Killer in the midst ♪
1037
00:51:58,915 --> 00:52:00,583
♪ Killer on the run ♪
1038
00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:03,253
♪ Killer in the
midst Everybody run ♪
1039
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:06,423
♪ Killer in the midst
Let's have some fun ♪
1040
00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:08,224
Fuck you, Deaner!
1041
00:52:08,257 --> 00:52:09,692
See you on the other side!
1042
00:52:31,714 --> 00:52:33,816
May's car, it got fucke.
1043
00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:35,818
Proper fucked.
1044
00:52:35,851 --> 00:52:37,654
I'm still paying it off.
1045
00:52:40,456 --> 00:52:41,791
Fuck.
1046
00:52:44,894 --> 00:52:49,599
♪ All I've ever known ♪
1047
00:52:51,367 --> 00:52:52,835
The fuck you doing?
1048
00:52:52,868 --> 00:52:55,305
That song's a classic.
1049
00:52:59,775 --> 00:53:01,978
♪ A criminal mind ♪
1050
00:53:02,011 --> 00:53:05,648
♪ Is all I ♪
1051
00:53:05,681 --> 00:53:10,286
♪ All I've ever known ♪
1052
00:53:10,319 --> 00:53:13,656
♪ They tried to reform me ♪
1053
00:53:13,689 --> 00:53:17,560
♪ But I'm made of cold stone ♪
1054
00:53:17,593 --> 00:53:18,962
The fuck?
1055
00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:21,840
Move
your fucking ass.
1056
00:53:21,864 --> 00:53:23,233
Buddy got bad breath.
1057
00:53:31,774 --> 00:53:34,811
♪ Ask one who's known me ♪
1058
00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:37,581
♪ If I'm really so bad ♪
1059
00:53:40,349 --> 00:53:41,818
♪ I am ♪
1060
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,604
Welcome to the Deadly Den.
1061
00:54:01,637 --> 00:54:03,606
Nobody calls it that, Kevin.
1062
00:54:03,639 --> 00:54:04,941
It's Moth!
1063
00:54:04,974 --> 00:54:06,276
Shut the fuck up.
1064
00:54:06,309 --> 00:54:07,977
I'd call it "Satan's Keep."
1065
00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:10,013
What about you shut the fuck up?
1066
00:54:10,046 --> 00:54:11,681
Maybe just "The Keep"?
1067
00:54:25,594 --> 00:54:26,594
Story time.
1068
00:54:28,497 --> 00:54:30,033
Aah!
1069
00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:43,713
Welcome to my kingdom, Dean...
1070
00:54:43,746 --> 00:54:45,315
a kingdom built
1071
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:48,518
by bulldozing those
who stand in my way.
1072
00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:51,921
So you work for, like,
a demolition company?
1073
00:55:00,029 --> 00:55:03,566
We asked you real nice
to throw the game, Dean.
1074
00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:05,735
The next time, I'm
gonna hurt you.
1075
00:55:05,768 --> 00:55:06,936
Badly.
1076
00:55:06,969 --> 00:55:10,073
You almost cost me 10 grand.
1077
00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:13,409
When we tell you to
lose, you lose, got it?
1078
00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:15,812
Fuck off.
1079
00:55:19,615 --> 00:55:20,884
Goodbye, Dean.
1080
00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:23,653
Dean, Dean.
1081
00:55:23,686 --> 00:55:24,620
Hey.
1082
00:55:27,156 --> 00:55:29,459
Come here.
1083
00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:32,095
Dack here, I mean, Coach
Turner, that is, is here
1084
00:55:32,128 --> 00:55:33,138
to talk to you about college.
1085
00:55:33,162 --> 00:55:34,597
Ain't that right, Coach?
1086
00:55:34,630 --> 00:55:36,666
Dean Murdoch.
1087
00:55:36,699 --> 00:55:38,901
Hell of an athlete.
1088
00:55:38,934 --> 00:55:43,072
You can step over
into something new,
1089
00:55:43,105 --> 00:55:45,975
someplace where you'll
never have to walk again,
1090
00:55:46,008 --> 00:55:49,479
because I'm gonna
teach you to fly.
1091
00:55:51,814 --> 00:55:56,986
Four years paid study and
a shot at a national title
1092
00:55:57,019 --> 00:56:00,523
with you on the team, book it!
1093
00:56:01,557 --> 00:56:03,026
Per diem paid in advance.
1094
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,929
Well, you got any
Indians on that team?
1095
00:56:06,962 --> 00:56:07,897
No.
1096
00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:09,132
I'm proud to say
1097
00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:12,668
that we have...
an unspoken policy
1098
00:56:12,701 --> 00:56:14,104
to keep things...
1099
00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,674
clean, as they say.
1100
00:56:25,915 --> 00:56:27,183
He'll be back.
1101
00:56:27,216 --> 00:56:29,119
Probably just
gotta... take a shit.
1102
00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:32,121
Hmm.
1103
00:56:32,154 --> 00:56:33,890
I get you another one, Dack?
1104
00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:38,761
This is what we've been working
towards your whole life.
1105
00:56:38,794 --> 00:56:41,664
Okay? This is your shot, Dean.
1106
00:56:41,697 --> 00:56:43,400
It might not come again.
1107
00:56:46,635 --> 00:56:47,904
You heard what that guy said.
1108
00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:50,006
He's a racist piece of shit!
1109
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,809
Listen, you can be who you are.
1110
00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:54,644
Okay?
1111
00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:57,981
You just don't always have
to show who you are. Right?
1112
00:56:59,548 --> 00:57:01,751
Look, leave the
costume stuff at home.
1113
00:57:01,784 --> 00:57:03,553
You can wear it at Christmas.
1114
00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:09,858
This is what you want?
1115
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:12,695
This is what you want.
1116
00:57:14,930 --> 00:57:16,499
This is what you fucking want!
1117
00:57:23,172 --> 00:57:26,742
♪ Whatcha gonna do
with your momma? ♪
1118
00:57:26,775 --> 00:57:29,745
♪ Whatcha gonna do
with your pop? ♪
1119
00:57:29,778 --> 00:57:32,849
♪ Whatcha gonna do
with your sister ♪
1120
00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:36,486
♪ When everybody
tells you to stop? ♪
1121
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:37,829
♪ Whatcha gonna do
with your money? ♪
1122
00:57:37,853 --> 00:57:38,921
Dean!
1123
00:57:38,954 --> 00:57:40,190
Fuck, is that Tang?
1124
00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:44,794
Shh, shh, shh.
1125
00:57:44,827 --> 00:57:46,796
Fuck, yeah, man, bottoms up.
1126
00:57:50,099 --> 00:57:52,001
Oh, fuck, I'm feeling good, man!
1127
00:57:53,168 --> 00:57:54,937
What's with the
frowny town, man?
1128
00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:58,174
Fucking Kitty is looking
fucking hot tonight, man.
1129
00:57:58,207 --> 00:58:00,209
- Where is she?
- Right fucking there, man.
1130
00:58:02,578 --> 00:58:05,181
♪ Stand your ground ♪
1131
00:58:05,214 --> 00:58:08,518
♪ Don't mess around ♪
1132
00:58:08,551 --> 00:58:11,554
♪ Don't walk away ♪
1133
00:58:11,587 --> 00:58:13,923
♪ Don't mess around ♪
1134
00:58:13,956 --> 00:58:17,260
All right, Haylen High.
Let's slow it down a notch.
1135
00:58:19,795 --> 00:58:22,098
♪ Got a picture of your house ♪
1136
00:58:22,131 --> 00:58:23,833
I fucking missed you, Kit.
1137
00:58:23,866 --> 00:58:26,769
♪ And you're standing
by the door ♪
1138
00:58:26,802 --> 00:58:27,871
I missed you too.
1139
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:32,984
Hey, stay away from
the punch bowl.
1140
00:58:33,008 --> 00:58:34,944
Gary, he put something in it.
1141
00:58:34,977 --> 00:58:36,646
Like, he fucked it?
1142
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:38,781
No, he didn't fuck
it, but she's fucked.
1143
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:40,950
So gross.
1144
00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:42,785
♪ The memories are gray ♪
1145
00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:45,588
♪ But, man they're
really coming back ♪
1146
00:58:45,621 --> 00:58:48,991
♪ How I love the way you move ♪
1147
00:58:49,024 --> 00:58:52,061
♪ And the sparkle in your eyes ♪
1148
00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:53,094
Kitty...
1149
00:58:56,899 --> 00:58:58,834
We want to just fucking...
1150
00:58:58,867 --> 00:59:01,671
quit hockey, quit school,
1151
00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,239
leave this fucking town tonight?
1152
00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:08,044
Oh, my God. Are
you being serious?
1153
00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:09,245
You're joking, right?
1154
00:59:09,278 --> 00:59:10,746
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1155
00:59:10,779 --> 00:59:12,248
Stupid joke. Yeah.
1156
00:59:12,281 --> 00:59:13,282
Why would you say that?
1157
00:59:13,315 --> 00:59:14,817
Just fucking around.
1158
00:59:14,850 --> 00:59:16,719
Okay.
1159
00:59:16,752 --> 00:59:18,955
♪ As long as you will
always be my biggest fan ♪
1160
00:59:18,988 --> 00:59:20,089
Okay.
1161
00:59:21,357 --> 00:59:27,330
♪ Heaven isn't too far away ♪
1162
00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:32,234
♪ Closer to it every day ♪
1163
00:59:32,267 --> 00:59:33,202
♪ Ah ♪
1164
00:59:33,235 --> 00:59:34,670
Hands!
1165
00:59:34,703 --> 00:59:37,039
Oh, fuck!
1166
00:59:37,072 --> 00:59:39,842
Oh, Principal Gil,
what the fuck?
1167
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:43,112
Oh, God damn it!
1168
00:59:43,145 --> 00:59:48,184
♪ So hold on to
the best of me ♪
1169
00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:51,954
♪ With some time I'm
sure you'll see ♪
1170
00:59:51,987 --> 00:59:53,889
Kitty was
my first true love.
1171
00:59:53,922 --> 00:59:56,826
She was like a
fuckin' sexy haystack,
1172
00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:59,762
but I needed to get
the fuck out of Haylen.
1173
00:59:59,795 --> 01:00:02,131
♪ Dean ♪
1174
01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:08,037
I had to metal my
way out of town,
1175
01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,414
because the metal part
of my personality,
1176
01:00:09,438 --> 01:00:11,007
I fucking realized,
1177
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,075
was like this on the
fucking pie graph,
1178
01:00:13,108 --> 01:00:14,977
and the non-metal
part of my personality
1179
01:00:15,010 --> 01:00:17,246
was this, a tiny
little fucking diddle.
1180
01:00:26,855 --> 01:00:28,824
I wasn't running
away from something.
1181
01:00:28,857 --> 01:00:30,426
I was running towards it...
1182
01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:32,094
heavy metal.
1183
01:00:32,127 --> 01:00:34,230
Fuckin' Murray Messier.
1184
01:00:34,263 --> 01:00:35,998
My destiny.
1185
01:00:47,242 --> 01:00:52,948
♪ I didn't mean to
hurt you, baby ♪
1186
01:00:52,981 --> 01:00:58,655
♪ But I'm not sure of
what I'm feeling inside ♪
1187
01:01:01,490 --> 01:01:07,063
♪ I know you think
I must be crazy ♪
1188
01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:13,096
♪ But now I'm leavin'
'cause this love is a lie ♪
1189
01:01:13,335 --> 01:01:16,872
♪ I said I'm sorry ♪
1190
01:01:16,905 --> 01:01:20,142
♪ No need to worry ♪
1191
01:01:20,175 --> 01:01:23,813
♪ But I got nothing to lose
and everything to win ♪
1192
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,048
♪ I'm looking for
the real thing ♪
1193
01:01:26,081 --> 01:01:29,819
♪ Taking my chances on love ♪
1194
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:33,956
♪ I'm going all the way ♪
1195
01:01:38,527 --> 01:01:40,229
The fuck?!
1196
01:01:40,262 --> 01:01:42,331
So I brought some food
for if we get hungry,
1197
01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:43,332
and a lighter to make a fire.
1198
01:01:43,365 --> 01:01:45,101
What are you doing here?
1199
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:46,769
I'm going with you.
1200
01:01:46,802 --> 01:01:48,170
We're going to meet our people.
1201
01:01:48,203 --> 01:01:52,208
Christ Almighty, you're
as fucking crazy as I am.
1202
01:01:52,241 --> 01:01:54,177
But you can't come with me, Jen.
1203
01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:56,512
Sit here.
1204
01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:58,748
My bus leaves in
10 minutes. Okay?
1205
01:01:58,781 --> 01:02:00,149
I'm calling Dad.
1206
01:02:00,182 --> 01:02:02,351
Don't fuckin' move.
1207
01:02:02,384 --> 01:02:03,384
Okay.
1208
01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:06,789
My little sister, Jen,
1209
01:02:06,822 --> 01:02:08,199
showed up at the
fucking bus station
1210
01:02:08,223 --> 01:02:09,525
like a fucking rez dog.
1211
01:02:09,558 --> 01:02:11,293
She had my scent, right?
1212
01:02:11,326 --> 01:02:12,995
I was off on the fucking hunt,
1213
01:02:13,028 --> 01:02:14,830
and she's like "Oh, me
too, woop, woop, woop,"
1214
01:02:14,863 --> 01:02:17,199
fucking yapping around
my fucking ankles.
1215
01:02:17,232 --> 01:02:18,968
But, you know, rez dogs,
1216
01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,345
like the fucking look they
give you in their eyes
1217
01:02:20,369 --> 01:02:22,872
when they're fucking
tender and all sweet,
1218
01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:24,240
and you're just like,
1219
01:02:24,273 --> 01:02:26,442
"Aw, fuck! Come on,
you little scamp."
1220
01:02:26,475 --> 01:02:28,344
I'm at the bus station with Jen,
1221
01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:31,447
and you've got to come get her,
and I'm going to keep going...
1222
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,391
Dean, what the shit
are you talking about?
1223
01:02:33,415 --> 01:02:35,818
I'm sorry about the
scholarship thing,
1224
01:02:35,851 --> 01:02:40,256
but, uh... just tell Dack...
1225
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:41,858
you know what, fuck Dack.
1226
01:02:42,991 --> 01:02:44,460
Fuck, I gotta go.
1227
01:02:46,328 --> 01:02:47,296
You kidding me?
1228
01:02:56,471 --> 01:02:59,375
Get off the fucking bus.
1229
01:02:59,408 --> 01:03:00,552
You're not coming
to Calgary with me.
1230
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:01,944
It's not fucking complicated.
1231
01:03:03,445 --> 01:03:06,115
I'm not getting off the bus.
1232
01:03:06,148 --> 01:03:07,850
Get down! Get down!
1233
01:03:07,883 --> 01:03:09,919
Dean, you're crushing my
rib! What's the matter?
1234
01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:12,822
Got a bit of a fuckin'
biker problem. Fuck!
1235
01:03:15,023 --> 01:03:16,525
Closing the door.
1236
01:03:16,558 --> 01:03:18,027
Calgary.
1237
01:03:21,096 --> 01:03:24,033
Man, that guy just
won't fucking go away.
1238
01:03:24,066 --> 01:03:26,068
It's like when your get
dog shit in your hair.
1239
01:03:42,217 --> 01:03:43,219
Mirna?
1240
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:46,489
Dean?
1241
01:03:49,124 --> 01:03:50,960
Rid the devil
1242
01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:54,163
from this crudely assembled
body of Dean we have before us.
1243
01:03:54,196 --> 01:03:55,865
Uh... Mirna?
1244
01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,300
I thought it couldn't hurt.
1245
01:03:59,401 --> 01:04:02,471
Such is the Father,
such is the Son,
1246
01:04:02,504 --> 01:04:04,540
such is the Holy Ghost.
1247
01:04:04,573 --> 01:04:06,309
How much did this shit cost?
1248
01:04:07,976 --> 01:04:09,044
$120?
1249
01:04:09,077 --> 01:04:11,046
120 fucking dollars?
1250
01:04:11,079 --> 01:04:12,548
Are you kidding me, honey?
1251
01:04:12,581 --> 01:04:14,158
We can't be spending
money on bullshit like...
1252
01:04:14,182 --> 01:04:15,885
eh, eh, eh! Come here,
you Bible beater.
1253
01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:18,153
Give me that holy water.
I paid for it, didn't I?
1254
01:04:18,186 --> 01:04:21,123
Give you a fucking smack,
you wacky prick, ya.
1255
01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:25,995
Oh, look at that.
1256
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:27,430
Yeah, that's pure, eh?
1257
01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:30,099
What's wrong?
1258
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,169
I know it's foolish.
I... I'm the fool.
1259
01:04:34,202 --> 01:04:36,038
I just... I feel guilty,
1260
01:04:36,071 --> 01:04:37,181
like... like we did
something wrong,
1261
01:04:37,205 --> 01:04:39,074
like we failed them somehow.
1262
01:04:39,107 --> 01:04:42,278
What? No. What?
Are you kidding?
1263
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:44,647
No, Mirna, you're the best
mom a kid could ask for.
1264
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,415
It's why I married you.
1265
01:04:46,448 --> 01:04:48,293
Look, we did everything
that the government asked.
1266
01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:51,287
We just got a couple
of bum kids, you know?
1267
01:04:55,691 --> 01:04:57,259
Fuck the government.
1268
01:05:00,963 --> 01:05:02,698
Oh, that's good.
1269
01:05:02,731 --> 01:05:04,467
Yeah, that's the good stuff, eh?
1270
01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:07,603
Hey, you said you
brought some food, right?
1271
01:05:07,636 --> 01:05:08,537
Mm-hmm.
1272
01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:10,572
Let's fucking get to it!
1273
01:05:10,605 --> 01:05:12,141
I'm starving.
1274
01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:15,611
Come on.
1275
01:05:15,644 --> 01:05:16,688
Oh, fuck.
1276
01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:20,115
Oh, that did not sound good!
1277
01:05:20,148 --> 01:05:22,318
Oh, fucking smells good, though.
1278
01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:24,687
Ooh! Cheesy.
1279
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,155
Come on, let's get in there.
1280
01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:28,190
Ah! Hey, hey, Dean!
1281
01:05:28,223 --> 01:05:30,259
It's fucking broken glass. No!
1282
01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:32,161
- I can work around it.
- Get out! No!
1283
01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:33,729
Stop.
1284
01:05:33,762 --> 01:05:35,431
Fucking stupid.
1285
01:05:37,366 --> 01:05:38,701
Ah, tiny little shard.
1286
01:05:38,734 --> 01:05:40,336
Dean, check this out.
1287
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:42,137
There were once
50 million buffalo
1288
01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:43,339
roaming the prairie.
1289
01:05:43,372 --> 01:05:44,974
That is pretty cool,
1290
01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:46,050
all that history of
your people and stuff.
1291
01:05:46,074 --> 01:05:49,011
Like, I'm just a half-breed.
1292
01:05:49,044 --> 01:05:50,346
The Métis are pretty rad, Dean.
1293
01:05:50,379 --> 01:05:52,681
Like, they had
their own language,
1294
01:05:52,714 --> 01:05:56,018
they were famous for,
like, trapping, fiddling,
1295
01:05:56,051 --> 01:05:59,388
and, like, hey, they rebelled
against the government.
1296
01:05:59,421 --> 01:06:01,023
Oh, yeah.
1297
01:06:01,056 --> 01:06:02,458
Rebels and diddlers, eh?
1298
01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:04,727
That actually
fucking make sense.
1299
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,204
It actually
took me a little while
1300
01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:07,696
to get into my Métis roots,
1301
01:06:07,729 --> 01:06:10,199
to really fucking dig into it.
1302
01:06:10,232 --> 01:06:12,034
Like Louis Riel is
fucking cool, man.
1303
01:06:12,067 --> 01:06:14,603
The rebellion, 1869,
all that stuff.
1304
01:06:14,636 --> 01:06:17,506
I mean, '69 is
big for everybody,
1305
01:06:17,539 --> 01:06:20,142
but 1869 is a big year for us.
1306
01:06:42,130 --> 01:06:43,732
You're pissed, aren't you?
1307
01:06:43,765 --> 01:06:45,634
Come on. It was hangman.
1308
01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,736
Whatever.
1309
01:06:47,769 --> 01:06:50,139
For the record,
"twat" isn't a place.
1310
01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:51,573
It's a thing.
1311
01:06:51,606 --> 01:06:54,476
For the record, it's
a place and a thing...
1312
01:06:54,509 --> 01:06:56,378
like heaven.
1313
01:06:58,246 --> 01:07:00,249
Fuck! Get down! Get down!
1314
01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:01,282
Shit!
1315
01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:04,687
Let's go! Let's go!
Come on, let's go!
1316
01:07:07,722 --> 01:07:09,158
Fuck!
1317
01:07:32,547 --> 01:07:34,483
This is not a good idea!
1318
01:07:34,516 --> 01:07:36,752
Get in the driver's seat,
you fucking pussy! Come on!
1319
01:07:38,253 --> 01:07:40,089
So many fuckin' toggles.
1320
01:07:44,893 --> 01:07:46,328
Should we do this?
1321
01:07:46,361 --> 01:07:47,863
Fuck, yeah!
1322
01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:50,265
Whoo!
1323
01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:53,602
♪ Yeah ♪
1324
01:07:57,706 --> 01:07:59,341
♪ All right ♪
1325
01:07:59,374 --> 01:08:00,718
Things were
finally going my way.
1326
01:08:00,742 --> 01:08:03,545
I was headed to
see fucking Dokken,
1327
01:08:03,578 --> 01:08:07,349
and I just stole 32 suitcases
full of mostly clean underwear.
1328
01:08:08,517 --> 01:08:10,152
♪ Hit the road ♪
1329
01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:16,225
Driving the old coach is
actually pretty deadly, man.
1330
01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:17,268
Like, listen to that fuckin'...
1331
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:19,837
Driving this big-ass
tin can around.
1332
01:08:19,861 --> 01:08:21,197
Like, really, it's pretty cool.
1333
01:08:25,233 --> 01:08:26,802
Uh, 6-1-6, report
your destination?
1334
01:08:26,835 --> 01:08:29,238
Dean, that's fucking us.
1335
01:08:32,707 --> 01:08:35,210
What the fuck?! Gun it!
1336
01:08:44,252 --> 01:08:46,489
- Fuck you, coppers!
- Shit!
1337
01:08:52,794 --> 01:08:54,196
Dean, Dean, they're right there.
1338
01:08:54,229 --> 01:08:55,564
- Should I stop?
- Fuck!
1339
01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:02,338
Head for the trees!
1340
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,743
We'll jump! We'll lose
them in the forest.
1341
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,511
I'm going to open
this fucking door,
1342
01:09:09,544 --> 01:09:10,813
and we fucking give 'er!
1343
01:09:21,890 --> 01:09:22,724
One, two...
1344
01:09:22,757 --> 01:09:24,393
Aah!
1345
01:09:24,426 --> 01:09:25,861
♪ Your pleas fill the skies ♪
1346
01:09:27,762 --> 01:09:29,165
Jen!
1347
01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:33,169
♪ You've got the size ♪
1348
01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:38,907
♪ I've got the power ♪
1349
01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:40,876
Get off the bus.
1350
01:09:40,909 --> 01:09:42,277
Get off the fucking bus!
1351
01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:44,246
♪ I've got the power ♪
1352
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:45,347
Where's your boyfriend?
1353
01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:46,380
Fuck you.
1354
01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:50,986
Aw, fuck.
1355
01:09:51,019 --> 01:09:53,255
What she did that day...
1356
01:09:53,288 --> 01:09:55,757
it's the fucking most
metal thing ever.
1357
01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,726
Changed my fucking life.
1358
01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:17,746
♪ Think of
me when I'm gone ♪
1359
01:10:17,779 --> 01:10:23,779
♪ Diddle yourself when
you hear this song ♪
1360
01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:27,856
♪ So hold on to the best of me ♪
1361
01:10:27,889 --> 01:10:31,026
♪ With some time I'm
sure you'll see ♪
1362
01:10:31,059 --> 01:10:34,663
♪ That you're better
off being free ♪
1363
01:10:34,696 --> 01:10:38,000
♪ Being free of Dean ♪
1364
01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:40,836
♪ Being free of Dean ♪
1365
01:10:40,869 --> 01:10:44,506
♪ Being free... ♪
1366
01:10:44,539 --> 01:10:47,743
♪ Of Dean ♪
1367
01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:02,825
Hands up! Check around back!
1368
01:11:14,569 --> 01:11:20,309
♪ If you pass through
raging waters ♪
1369
01:11:20,342 --> 01:11:21,877
♪ In the sea ♪
1370
01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:25,480
♪ You shall not drown ♪
1371
01:11:25,513 --> 01:11:31,513
♪ If you walk amid
the burning flames ♪
1372
01:11:31,886 --> 01:11:36,858
♪ You shall not be harmed ♪
1373
01:11:36,891 --> 01:11:42,891
♪ If you stand before
the power of Hell ♪
1374
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:49,465
♪ And death is at your side ♪
1375
01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:51,073
♪ Know that I... ♪
1376
01:11:51,106 --> 01:11:53,842
Hey, hey, hey. What
the fuck, buddy?
1377
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,977
♪ ...with you through it all ♪
1378
01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:57,546
Asshole.
1379
01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:03,719
♪ Be not afraid ♪
1380
01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:05,020
Fuck this chain.
1381
01:12:09,524 --> 01:12:15,524
♪ I go before you always ♪
1382
01:12:20,602 --> 01:12:23,538
♪ And I will give you rest ♪
1383
01:12:23,571 --> 01:12:24,740
Aah!
1384
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,722
And it was on that day
1385
01:12:40,755 --> 01:12:42,791
that the boy who
looked like a man
1386
01:12:42,824 --> 01:12:44,760
finally became a man.
1387
01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:46,928
Whoo!
1388
01:12:56,504 --> 01:12:58,184
I just want to make
sure we get good seats.
1389
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:02,811
Come on in, ladies.
1390
01:13:04,679 --> 01:13:07,416
Hey, man, I'm ready to do
some rokken with Dokken!
1391
01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:08,950
Hee hee hoo!
1392
01:13:08,983 --> 01:13:10,452
ID?
1393
01:13:10,485 --> 01:13:12,921
Oh, fucking crazy fuckin' story.
1394
01:13:12,954 --> 01:13:14,956
I was fucking on this bus,
and I fucking flew out,
1395
01:13:14,989 --> 01:13:17,025
and I, like, lost all
my shit, and my wallet,
1396
01:13:17,058 --> 01:13:19,194
but I got my
fucking ticket, man!
1397
01:13:19,227 --> 01:13:20,729
Get out of here,
you fuckin' skid.
1398
01:13:20,762 --> 01:13:21,730
Get the fuck out of here.
1399
01:13:21,763 --> 01:13:22,763
Hey!
1400
01:13:23,131 --> 01:13:24,132
I don't think so.
1401
01:13:24,165 --> 01:13:25,165
Hey, hey, hey!
1402
01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:29,838
Fuck you, man.
1403
01:13:42,517 --> 01:13:44,153
Hey, kid. Got a light?
1404
01:13:49,157 --> 01:13:50,459
Sick flame, dude. Thank you.
1405
01:13:54,963 --> 01:13:58,066
You're Jeff Pilson,
bass player for Dokken!
1406
01:13:58,099 --> 01:13:59,568
No way!
1407
01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:01,703
Yeah.
1408
01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:06,975
You're underage.
1409
01:14:07,008 --> 01:14:09,144
No, I'm not.
1410
01:14:09,177 --> 01:14:11,179
Yeah, and I'm not an alcoholic.
1411
01:14:11,212 --> 01:14:13,849
Hey, I got a
fucking ticket, man!
1412
01:14:13,882 --> 01:14:16,918
The fucking bouncer out
front, he was just...
1413
01:14:16,951 --> 01:14:19,688
I'm lost behind the wall, man.
1414
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:22,123
Okay, tell you what, kid.
1415
01:14:22,156 --> 01:14:25,794
You promise not to drink,
and I'll let you in,
1416
01:14:25,827 --> 01:14:26,728
but you've gotta buy some merch.
1417
01:14:26,761 --> 01:14:27,596
Let's go.
1418
01:14:31,232 --> 01:14:33,201
Hey, man. He is with me.
1419
01:14:33,234 --> 01:14:35,204
He's cool. He's cool.
1420
01:14:36,571 --> 01:14:37,571
Here's my ticket.
1421
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,196
Hey, where's the stage at, man?
1422
01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:53,622
That way.
1423
01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:04,533
Whoo! Whoo!
1424
01:15:06,701 --> 01:15:08,670
Fuckin' rokken with Dokken!
1425
01:15:10,872 --> 01:15:12,541
Stage that way, buddy?
1426
01:15:20,248 --> 01:15:22,326
So there I was at my
dead dad's metal concert,
1427
01:15:22,350 --> 01:15:24,152
wearing his jacket,
1428
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:26,788
wondering which one of
these babes is my mom.
1429
01:15:26,821 --> 01:15:31,126
I just kept thinking...
this is fuckin' deadly.
1430
01:15:31,159 --> 01:15:34,930
They were chanting
Dokken! Dokken!
1431
01:15:34,963 --> 01:15:39,200
But I swear I heard
them say Deaner! Deaner!
1432
01:15:41,135 --> 01:15:42,971
The sound of metal,
1433
01:15:43,004 --> 01:15:45,073
it was fucking calling to me.
1434
01:15:45,106 --> 01:15:47,876
♪ Aah! ♪
1435
01:15:51,212 --> 01:15:53,282
♪ Yeah! ♪
1436
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:01,557
♪ Aah! ♪
1437
01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:06,895
Your night just
got worse, snitch.
1438
01:16:06,928 --> 01:16:08,330
What the fuck are
you doing here?
1439
01:16:08,363 --> 01:16:10,098
You know what I've done to rats?
1440
01:16:10,131 --> 01:16:11,299
There a problem here?
1441
01:16:11,332 --> 01:16:13,168
This ain't your business, Chief.
1442
01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:15,103
Step aside.
1443
01:16:16,037 --> 01:16:17,573
Aah!
1444
01:16:24,178 --> 01:16:25,113
You okay, my man?
1445
01:16:25,146 --> 01:16:27,048
Yeah.
1446
01:16:27,081 --> 01:16:28,149
Thanks for stepping in.
1447
01:16:28,182 --> 01:16:29,918
How did you do that?
1448
01:16:29,951 --> 01:16:31,386
Vyay otay tayhkay.
1449
01:16:31,419 --> 01:16:33,221
What does that mean?
1450
01:16:33,254 --> 01:16:35,056
It means "old way" in Michif.
1451
01:16:35,089 --> 01:16:37,325
It's a rough road out there.
1452
01:16:37,358 --> 01:16:39,394
We gotta stick together.
1453
01:16:39,427 --> 01:16:41,129
Métis power, my man.
1454
01:16:42,296 --> 01:16:43,599
How did you know?
1455
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,869
We always know.
1456
01:16:50,304 --> 01:16:52,240
Aah! The patch!
1457
01:16:52,273 --> 01:16:54,109
Aah, the fucking patch!
1458
01:16:54,142 --> 01:16:55,844
- My man, I'm Deaner!
- Hey, I'm Casey!
1459
01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:57,946
Hey, fuckin' rights, man!
1460
01:16:57,979 --> 01:16:59,381
Fuckin' Dokken!
1461
01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:02,884
Whoo!
1462
01:17:02,917 --> 01:17:04,853
Fuckin' Dokken!
1463
01:17:04,886 --> 01:17:06,989
Yaah! Whoo!
1464
01:17:09,323 --> 01:17:10,792
Whoo!
1465
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,963
I'm going to go to
the front, man! Yeah!
1466
01:17:14,996 --> 01:17:16,965
Breakin' the Chains!
1467
01:17:20,234 --> 01:17:23,772
Dokken, Dokken, Dokken!
1468
01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,340
Whoo-hoo!
1469
01:17:29,977 --> 01:17:31,279
Yeah!
1470
01:17:33,414 --> 01:17:35,216
♪ You sit there thinkin' ♪
1471
01:17:35,249 --> 01:17:37,118
♪ In your room ♪
1472
01:17:37,151 --> 01:17:38,353
♪ You feel the pressure ♪
1473
01:17:38,386 --> 01:17:41,089
♪ You're goin' crazy too ♪
1474
01:17:41,122 --> 01:17:42,991
♪ The walls around are ♪
1475
01:17:43,024 --> 01:17:44,859
♪ Closin' in ♪
1476
01:17:44,892 --> 01:17:47,162
♪ You need a change ♪
1477
01:17:49,363 --> 01:17:50,899
♪ Claustrophobic ♪
1478
01:17:50,932 --> 01:17:53,034
♪ Feelin' scared ♪
1479
01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:54,335
♪ You need somebody ♪
1480
01:17:54,368 --> 01:17:56,705
♪ But no one seems to care ♪
1481
01:17:56,738 --> 01:17:58,773
♪ A one-way ticket ♪
1482
01:17:58,806 --> 01:18:00,442
♪ A change of pace ♪
1483
01:18:00,475 --> 01:18:02,077
♪ You've had enough ♪
1484
01:18:02,110 --> 01:18:06,081
♪ You can't take no more ♪
1485
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:11,286
♪ Breaking the
chains around you ♪
1486
01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:15,090
♪ Nobody else can bind you ♪
1487
01:18:15,123 --> 01:18:18,126
♪ Take a good look around you ♪
1488
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:21,363
♪ Now you're
breaking the chains ♪
1489
01:18:22,830 --> 01:18:26,401
♪ Breaking the
chains around you ♪
1490
01:18:26,434 --> 01:18:30,438
♪ Nobody else can bind you ♪
1491
01:18:30,471 --> 01:18:31,973
♪ Take a good look around you ♪
1492
01:18:32,006 --> 01:18:33,417
I wish that
after that night,
1493
01:18:33,441 --> 01:18:35,243
I could say that
I got discovered,
1494
01:18:35,276 --> 01:18:38,012
dug into my Métis roots,
1495
01:18:38,045 --> 01:18:39,389
but that's not really how
she fucking went down.
1496
01:18:43,951 --> 01:18:48,923
Absolutely unbelievable to
have Dean "Deaner" Murdoch
1497
01:18:48,956 --> 01:18:50,892
in the house. Deaner!
1498
01:18:50,925 --> 01:18:52,402
How you doing, man?
Good to have you, bro!
1499
01:18:52,426 --> 01:18:54,028
{\an8}I mean,
for a while there,
1500
01:18:54,061 --> 01:18:56,030
{\an8}I was actually kind
of fucking famous,
1501
01:18:56,063 --> 01:18:57,541
but it was basically for being
a broke fucking party animal,
1502
01:18:57,565 --> 01:18:59,300
which is great,
1503
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:02,070
but that's not really
a fucking career...
1504
01:19:02,103 --> 01:19:03,872
not unless you're Australian.
1505
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:06,975
As they say in
France, boner appétit.
1506
01:19:07,008 --> 01:19:08,552
Don't get me
wrong, I fucking tried.
1507
01:19:08,576 --> 01:19:10,512
Over the years, I gave
'er in tons of bands...
1508
01:19:10,545 --> 01:19:12,213
Risk of Electric Shark,
1509
01:19:12,246 --> 01:19:14,048
Jon Karry Suede Band,
1510
01:19:14,081 --> 01:19:15,016
Tight Country,
1511
01:19:15,049 --> 01:19:16,785
all kinds of shit.
1512
01:19:20,454 --> 01:19:22,190
But fame
1513
01:19:22,223 --> 01:19:24,001
and actually making a
fucking dollar out of music
1514
01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:25,894
proved pretty
fucking challenging.
1515
01:19:28,229 --> 01:19:31,266
I realized that I was
living like a caged animal.
1516
01:19:31,299 --> 01:19:32,834
You know, I had
to break the mold
1517
01:19:32,867 --> 01:19:35,937
of the Deaner that
everybody expected.
1518
01:19:35,970 --> 01:19:39,040
So I asked myself, "Who's
the real fucking Deaner"
1519
01:19:42,109 --> 01:19:43,912
And it was right then,
1520
01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:46,247
30 years after my
dead dad crashed in
1521
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,249
and changed my life forever,
1522
01:19:48,282 --> 01:19:50,385
I had a revelation...
1523
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,422
one that would make
me a millionaire.
1524
01:19:57,859 --> 01:20:03,598
I remembered that I was Métis,
a deadly mix of old and new.
1525
01:20:03,631 --> 01:20:06,067
I took the fucking Métis fiddle
1526
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:08,436
and I mixed it with
the Warlock bass,
1527
01:20:08,469 --> 01:20:11,172
and I made fuckin' magic.
1528
01:20:11,205 --> 01:20:14,175
What
kind of music was it?
1529
01:20:14,208 --> 01:20:16,411
Imagine like a thousand
angels in one ear
1530
01:20:16,444 --> 01:20:18,346
and a thousand
devils in the other,
1531
01:20:18,379 --> 01:20:21,249
and they're both just singing
the most deadly fucking music,
1532
01:20:21,282 --> 01:20:23,284
and it's like "Waah!" "Ehhh!"
1533
01:20:23,317 --> 01:20:25,320
{\an8}It's a lot of
sounds, um, very...
1534
01:20:25,353 --> 01:20:26,321
{\an8}- Experimental.
- Yeah.
1535
01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:28,122
{\an8}- Exploratory.
- Yeah.
1536
01:20:28,155 --> 01:20:31,092
Um, "noise," I think, would
be the best word for it.
1537
01:20:35,029 --> 01:20:37,599
It takes a minute for
it to kick in, but...
1538
01:20:40,568 --> 01:20:42,937
Oh, yeah.
1539
01:20:42,970 --> 01:20:44,250
I'll just fuckin'
play it for ya.
1540
01:20:50,411 --> 01:20:52,914
Turns out some
Japanese band was like,
1541
01:20:52,947 --> 01:20:54,949
oh, this is fucking deadly.
1542
01:20:54,982 --> 01:20:56,026
They put it on their album.
1543
01:20:56,050 --> 01:20:57,418
Their album does numbers,
1544
01:20:57,451 --> 01:21:00,989
and all of a sudden,
Deaner's fucking loaded.
1545
01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:04,226
Three million albums,
they fuckin' sold.
1546
01:21:06,127 --> 01:21:07,567
It's kinda
funny, though, eh?
1547
01:21:07,595 --> 01:21:09,197
None of this would
have ever happened
1548
01:21:09,230 --> 01:21:10,665
if it wasn't for
my metalhead dad.
1549
01:21:10,698 --> 01:21:13,134
That fucking guy.
1550
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,069
I never did learn
much about him,
1551
01:21:15,102 --> 01:21:16,437
but remember that biker dude?
1552
01:21:16,470 --> 01:21:18,139
Turns out he's my
old man's cousin.
1553
01:21:18,172 --> 01:21:20,208
Small fucking world.
1554
01:21:20,241 --> 01:21:22,610
{\an8}I got sent to jail in '89,
1555
01:21:22,643 --> 01:21:25,413
{\an8}hung out with these
other Indians.
1556
01:21:25,446 --> 01:21:28,583
An Elder in there
believed in me.
1557
01:21:28,616 --> 01:21:33,388
Never would have met that guy
if it wasn't for Dean Murdoch.
1558
01:21:33,421 --> 01:21:35,924
I mean, shit, look at Dean, huh?
1559
01:21:35,957 --> 01:21:38,226
Turned everything around.
1560
01:21:38,259 --> 01:21:40,461
I ain't the only one
who's kickin' fucking ass.
1561
01:21:40,494 --> 01:21:41,629
Let's show some hustle.
1562
01:21:41,662 --> 01:21:44,132
Glen stopped drinking.
1563
01:21:44,165 --> 01:21:45,676
Yeah, he quit his job
at the steel mill,
1564
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:49,203
and now he's a pro
coach in the BJHL.
1565
01:21:49,236 --> 01:21:51,572
He and Mirna are
still givin' 'er.
1566
01:21:51,605 --> 01:21:53,141
Crank 'er up!
1567
01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:54,943
May gave
Jen her sweet bass,
1568
01:21:54,976 --> 01:21:57,378
and she started a band
called JenaRation X,
1569
01:21:57,411 --> 01:21:59,314
and she done way better
than any of my bands,
1570
01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:01,516
which is cool...
1571
01:22:01,549 --> 01:22:04,619
and also kinda fucking annoyin.
1572
01:22:06,354 --> 01:22:09,223
As for Kitty, well, she's
doing pretty good too.
1573
01:22:09,256 --> 01:22:11,359
She started a used
liquor and clothing store
1574
01:22:11,392 --> 01:22:12,393
back in Haylen
1575
01:22:12,426 --> 01:22:14,228
called Denim & Venom,
1576
01:22:14,261 --> 01:22:16,397
{\an8}and now they got locations
in every major city.
1577
01:22:16,430 --> 01:22:18,099
{\an8} Fucking deadly.
1578
01:22:18,132 --> 01:22:20,435
I guess I always knew
that he would make it,
1579
01:22:20,468 --> 01:22:22,437
and I'm really happy for him,
1580
01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:26,374
but what he does with his
money, my God, it is...
1581
01:22:26,407 --> 01:22:27,275
- Questionable.
- Questionable.
1582
01:22:27,308 --> 01:22:28,543
To say the least.
1583
01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:31,045
This is the
star of the show,
1584
01:22:31,078 --> 01:22:33,715
an actual shard of the
sword of Excalibur,
1585
01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:35,350
the one from the fucking lake.
1586
01:22:35,383 --> 01:22:37,318
Encourage you to take
a look over this way.
1587
01:22:37,351 --> 01:22:39,554
We got Cujo's tooth.
1588
01:22:39,587 --> 01:22:41,122
Eddie Van Halen's
hair follicles.
1589
01:22:41,155 --> 01:22:42,499
I was going to make
it into a bracelet,
1590
01:22:42,523 --> 01:22:44,726
but that's cultural
appropriation,
1591
01:22:44,759 --> 01:22:46,427
and Rob Halford's codpiece.
1592
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:47,762
You can still kind of see
1593
01:22:47,795 --> 01:22:49,364
the sweat stains along
the outside here.
1594
01:22:49,397 --> 01:22:50,365
17 grand...
1595
01:22:50,398 --> 01:22:52,233
450,000...
1596
01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:53,701
1.2 mill...
1597
01:22:53,734 --> 01:22:55,203
I'm not good at math,
1598
01:22:55,236 --> 01:22:57,038
but that's in the
$5 million range...
1599
01:22:57,071 --> 01:22:58,773
Just this side of my house.
1600
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:04,479
Uh, who is that?
1601
01:23:04,512 --> 01:23:06,547
Oh, it's my roommate.
1602
01:23:06,580 --> 01:23:09,350
Fucking mansions are
expensive these days.
1603
01:23:09,383 --> 01:23:12,453
So, Dean, that's your story.
1604
01:23:12,486 --> 01:23:13,588
Anything you want to add?
1605
01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:20,261
You're never too old to
start fucking givin' 'er.
1606
01:23:20,294 --> 01:23:21,696
Oww!
1607
01:23:21,729 --> 01:23:23,564
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1608
01:23:23,597 --> 01:23:25,567
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1609
01:23:28,769 --> 01:23:30,605
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1610
01:23:30,638 --> 01:23:32,640
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1611
01:23:36,377 --> 01:23:38,212
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1612
01:23:38,245 --> 01:23:40,148
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1613
01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:44,719
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1614
01:23:44,752 --> 01:23:46,755
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1615
01:23:49,423 --> 01:23:55,423
{\an8}♪ If you don't like what you
gt why don't you change it? ♪
1616
01:23:55,796 --> 01:23:59,567
{\an8}♪ If your world is
all screwed up ♪
1617
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,269
{\an8} ♪ Rearrange it ♪
1618
01:24:03,270 --> 01:24:05,106
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1619
01:24:05,139 --> 01:24:07,142
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1620
01:24:10,277 --> 01:24:12,113
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1621
01:24:12,146 --> 01:24:13,866
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1622
01:24:17,118 --> 01:24:21,222
{\an8}♪ If you don't like what you
se why don't you fight it? ♪
1623
01:24:23,457 --> 01:24:26,394
{\an8}♪ If you know there's
something wrong ♪
1624
01:24:26,427 --> 01:24:28,463
{\an8} ♪ Why don't you right it? ♪
1625
01:24:30,698 --> 01:24:32,533
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1626
01:24:32,566 --> 01:24:34,335
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1627
01:24:37,304 --> 01:24:39,140
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1628
01:24:39,173 --> 01:24:41,309
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1629
01:24:43,677 --> 01:24:47,515
{\an8}♪ In the end, it comes
down to your thinking ♪
1630
01:24:47,548 --> 01:24:50,885
{\an8}♪ And there's really
nobody to blame ♪
1631
01:24:50,918 --> 01:24:54,355
{\an8}♪ When it feels like
your ship is sinking ♪
1632
01:24:54,388 --> 01:24:57,158
{\an8}♪ And you're too tired
to play the game ♪
1633
01:24:59,793 --> 01:25:03,464
{\an8} ♪ Nobody's going to help you ♪
1634
01:25:03,497 --> 01:25:06,634
{\an8}♪ You've just got
to stand up alone ♪
1635
01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:08,402
{\an8} ♪ And dig in your heels ♪
1636
01:25:08,435 --> 01:25:10,138
{\an8} ♪ And see how it feels ♪
1637
01:25:10,171 --> 01:25:12,740
{\an8}♪ To raise a little
hell of your own ♪
1638
01:25:15,476 --> 01:25:17,311
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1639
01:25:17,344 --> 01:25:19,247
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1640
01:25:22,483 --> 01:25:24,318
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1641
01:25:24,351 --> 01:25:26,287
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1642
01:25:28,923 --> 01:25:33,495
{\an8}♪ If you don't like what you
gt why don't you change it? ♪
1643
01:25:35,396 --> 01:25:38,833
{\an8}♪ If your world is
all screwed up ♪
1644
01:25:38,866 --> 01:25:40,835
{\an8} ♪ Rearrange it ♪
1645
01:25:42,736 --> 01:25:44,572
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1646
01:25:44,605 --> 01:25:46,674
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1647
01:25:49,643 --> 01:25:51,479
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1648
01:25:51,512 --> 01:25:53,348
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1649
01:25:56,517 --> 01:25:58,352
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1650
01:25:58,385 --> 01:26:00,555
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1651
01:26:03,624 --> 01:26:05,459
{\an8} ♪ Raise a little hell ♪
1652
01:26:05,492 --> 01:26:07,629
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1653
01:26:38,826 --> 01:26:41,262
{\an8}♪ Raise a little hell
Raise a little hell ♪
1654
01:27:09,023 --> 01:27:12,727
{\an8}♪ I remember when
we first met ♪
1655
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:16,864
{\an8}♪ I was smoking a
fuckin' cigarette ♪
1656
01:27:16,897 --> 01:27:20,368
{\an8}♪ I burned you
good with the ash ♪
1657
01:27:20,401 --> 01:27:24,372
{\an8}♪ It was an accident
but you kicked my ass ♪
1658
01:27:24,405 --> 01:27:28,409
{\an8}♪ From that day on we
hung out every day ♪
1659
01:27:28,442 --> 01:27:31,779
{\an8}♪ I never met a girl who could
fuckin' give 'er that way ♪
1660
01:27:31,812 --> 01:27:35,416
{\an8}♪ We were gonna spend
our lives together ♪
1661
01:27:35,449 --> 01:27:40,721
{\an8}♪ But sometimes love She
ain't for fucking ever ♪
1662
01:27:40,754 --> 01:27:44,659
{\an8}♪ So hold on to
the best of me ♪
1663
01:27:44,692 --> 01:27:48,029
{\an8}♪ With some time I'm
sure you'll see ♪
1664
01:27:48,062 --> 01:27:51,999
{\an8}♪ That you're better
off being free ♪
1665
01:27:52,032 --> 01:27:55,803
{\an8} ♪ Being free of Dean ♪
1666
01:27:55,836 --> 01:27:59,573
{\an8} ♪ Being free of Dean ♪
1667
01:27:59,606 --> 01:28:05,606
{\an8} ♪ Being free of Dean ♪
1668
01:28:18,392 --> 01:28:21,662
{\an8}♪ School was such a
fuckin' annoying place ♪
1669
01:28:21,695 --> 01:28:25,433
{\an8}♪ The only part I liked
was suckin' face ♪
1670
01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:28,736
{\an8}♪ I'm sorry I had
to leave so soon ♪
1671
01:28:28,769 --> 01:28:32,840
{\an8}♪ You were the hottest
fuckin' girl in every room ♪
1672
01:28:32,873 --> 01:28:36,510
{\an8}♪ You were the first to
show me the ways of love ♪
1673
01:28:36,543 --> 01:28:40,047
{\an8}♪ And you know exactly
what I'm talking of ♪
1674
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:43,918
{\an8} ♪ Think of me when I'm gone ♪
1675
01:28:43,951 --> 01:28:49,056
{\an8}♪ Diddle yourself when
you hear this song ♪
1676
01:28:49,089 --> 01:28:53,127
{\an8}♪ So hold on to
the best of me ♪
1677
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:56,530
{\an8}♪ With some time I'm
sure you'll see ♪
1678
01:28:56,563 --> 01:29:00,534
{\an8}♪ That you're better off
fucking being free of Dean ♪
1679
01:29:00,567 --> 01:29:04,071
{\an8} ♪ Being free of Dean ♪
1680
01:29:04,104 --> 01:29:07,842
{\an8} ♪ Being free of Dean ♪
1681
01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:13,875
{\an8}♪ Being free...
of fuckin' Dean ♪
1682
01:29:14,415 --> 01:29:17,918
{\an8} ♪ No fuckin' Dean ♪
1683
01:29:17,951 --> 01:29:21,689
{\an8} ♪ Free yourself of Dean ♪
1684
01:29:21,722 --> 01:29:25,960
{\an8} ♪ Remember fuckin' Dean ♪
1685
01:29:25,993 --> 01:29:29,964
{\an8}♪ Fucking, fucking, fucking
fucking, fucking Dean ♪
1686
01:29:29,997 --> 01:29:33,734
{\an8} ♪ Ooh, you fucked Dean ♪
1687
01:29:33,767 --> 01:29:34,767
{\an8} ♪ Aah ♪
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