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I've always found it odd that the first

I've always found it odd that the first

I've always found it odd that the first thing we do when we see babies is to uh

thing we do when we see babies is to uh

thing we do when we see babies is to uh is to scare them we play paboo and

is to scare them we play paboo and

is to scare them we play paboo and babies somehow know that it's only

babies somehow know that it's only

babies somehow know that it's only playful and they don't really have to be

playful and they don't really have to be

playful and they don't really have to be scared but then the same thing sort of

scared but then the same thing sort of

scared but then the same thing sort of happens when we're older we go and see

happens when we're older we go and see

happens when we're older we go and see horror films and we experience all the

horror films and we experience all the

horror films and we experience all the fear of of the film but at the same time

fear of of the film but at the same time

fear of of the film but at the same time we know that we're safe because we're

we know that we're safe because we're

we know that we're safe because we're not going through the trauma of someone

not going through the trauma of someone

not going through the trauma of someone else's that was a very thin line between

else's that was a very thin line between

else's that was a very thin line between that and real fear so thinking about

that and real fear so thinking about

that and real fear so thinking about that I thought I'd design an arcade game

that I thought I'd design an arcade game

that I thought I'd design an arcade game now zombie shoot ups are very popular

now zombie shoot ups are very popular

now zombie shoot ups are very popular because you uh you get to experience all

because you uh you get to experience all

because you uh you get to experience all the The Thrill of the adrenaline of

the The Thrill of the adrenaline of

the The Thrill of the adrenaline of fighting for your life whilst in the

fighting for your life whilst in the

fighting for your life whilst in the beer fairly mindless comfort of your

beer fairly mindless comfort of your

beer fairly mindless comfort of your local pub this is the game this is the

local pub this is the game this is the

local pub this is the game this is the game I've come up with it's called

game I've come up with it's called

game I've come up with it's called Waking Dead and this game is designed to

Waking Dead and this game is designed to

Waking Dead and this game is designed to put whoever plays it into a into a

put whoever plays it into a into a

put whoever plays it into a into a catatonic trance basically means their

catatonic trance basically means their

catatonic trance basically means their sort of brain goes unraveled they go

sort of brain goes unraveled they go

sort of brain goes unraveled they go into a vegetable likee State when they

into a vegetable likee State when they

into a vegetable likee State when they play the game right now this doesn't

play the game right now this doesn't

play the game right now this doesn't work on everybody it'll work on about a

work on everybody it'll work on about a

work on everybody it'll work on about a third of the people that will play it

third of the people that will play it

third of the people that will play it and it will only last a few minutes but

and it will only last a few minutes but

and it will only last a few minutes but that'll be long enough for me to do what

that'll be long enough for me to do what

that'll be long enough for me to do what I want to do if you follow the cables

I want to do if you follow the cables

I want to do if you follow the cables that are coming out the back of the

that are coming out the back of the

that are coming out the back of the machine they take us into this

machine they take us into this

machine they take us into this room this is our control

room this is our control

room this is our control room and in here is a very important guy

room and in here is a very important guy

room and in here is a very important guy called Mick now Mick uh worked on the

called Mick now Mick uh worked on the

called Mick now Mick uh worked on the software with me to my specifications

software with me to my specifications

software with me to my specifications and Mick will be in here making the game

and Mick will be in here making the game

and Mick will be in here making the game work controlling the zombies and

work controlling the zombies and

work controlling the zombies and basically playing the other half of the

basically playing the other half of the

basically playing the other half of the game with the person that's going to be

game with the person that's going to be

game with the person that's going to be at the machine you excited yeah

at the machine you excited yeah

at the machine you excited yeah excellent Mick hasn't sold his cell to

excellent Mick hasn't sold his cell to

excellent Mick hasn't sold his cell to Satan like the rest of us who's feeling

Satan like the rest of us who's feeling

Satan like the rest of us who's feeling a bit guilty about what's going to

a bit guilty about what's going to

a bit guilty about what's going to happen today uh so we're just going to

happen today uh so we're just going to

happen today uh so we're just going to wait for someone to come in and start

wait for someone to come in and start

wait for someone to come in and start playing the game and take it from

playing the game and take it from

playing the game and take it from there all footage inside the pub was

there all footage inside the pub was

there all footage inside the pub was filmed with hidden

filmed with hidden

filmed with hidden [Music]

cameras we waited and waited some more

cameras we waited and waited some more

cameras we waited and waited some more half an hour later still no one has even

half an hour later still no one has even

half an hour later still no one has even played the game

played the game

played the game [Music]

yet

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my

go we got one we got one this at your

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[Music]

[Music] peril let's keep the pace slow

peril let's keep the pace slow

peril let's keep the pace slow [Music]

okay

sh little girl the girl

sh little girl the girl

sh little girl the girl out I'm only a little

girl

girl

girl [Music]

[Music]

[Music] put a couple of flashes in

now

again another

again another

again another Flash oh he's going one

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] more I'm going to go in I'm going to go

more I'm going to go in I'm going to go

more I'm going to go in I'm going to go [Music]

[Music]

[Music] in

hi I'm down Brown we've been filming you

hi I'm down Brown we've been filming you

hi I'm down Brown we've been filming you playing the game what's his name d DAV

playing the game what's his name d DAV

playing the game what's his name d DAV that's fine just do exactly what I ask

that's fine just do exactly what I ask

that's fine just do exactly what I ask you to do come with me come with me

you to do come with me come with me

you to do come with me come with me right back right

right back right

right back right back just have go you follow me

out all right need you to give me a hand

out all right need you to give me a hand

out all right need you to give me a hand getting him up on the trolley grab his

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feet I need you to come on this side and

feet I need you to come on this side and

feet I need you to come on this side and help

[Music]

me just going to keep going straight

me just going to keep going straight

me just going to keep going straight down

down

down [Music]

[Music]

[Music] y we're going to turn onto this

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] ramp

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] right now you see there's two doors

right now you see there's two doors

right now you see there's two doors ahead of us need you to pull the doors

ahead of us need you to pull the doors

ahead of us need you to pull the doors open towards

open towards

open towards me thank

you

you

you [Music]

[Music]

good go come at me what's your name Ben

good go come at me what's your name Ben

good go come at me what's your name Ben benad and P Harry har come

through straight

through straight

through straight through okay come over here all right

through okay come over here all right

through okay come over here all right you need to take these two seats here

you need to take these two seats here

you need to take these two seats here farmer you're going to watch them

okay okay you can see him on the screen

okay okay you can see him on the screen

okay okay you can see him on the screen yeah he's going to wake up in the game

yeah he's going to wake up in the game

yeah he's going to wake up in the game that he was just playing in the pub okay

that he was just playing in the pub okay

that he was just playing in the pub okay yeah for real yeah okay take that one

yeah for real yeah okay take that one

yeah for real yeah okay take that one for

for

for you don't worry about anything just keep

you don't worry about anything just keep

you don't worry about anything just keep watching the monitors silence please

watching the monitors silence please

watching the monitors silence please while I S on the

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horn

[Laughter]

hello

what's

what's

what's going what that why is there a gun in

going what that why is there a gun in

going what that why is there a gun in here what is going on

hello who are

hello who are

hello who are you

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the [\h__\h] do you

want I'm going to shoot [\h__\h] up go the

want I'm going to shoot [\h__\h] up go the

want I'm going to shoot [\h__\h] up go the way I'm not afraid I will shoot

way I'm not afraid I will shoot

way I'm not afraid I will shoot you I will shoot you what the [\h__\h] I'm

you I will shoot you what the [\h__\h] I'm

you I will shoot you what the [\h__\h] I'm going to shoot you you're dead you're

going to shoot you you're dead you're

going to shoot you you're dead you're [\h__\h]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] dead help

me

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shut up what the [\h__\h] is

shut up what the [\h__\h] is

shut up what the [\h__\h] is [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] that

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the [\h__\h] you

the [\h__\h] you

the [\h__\h] you want I'm not afraid I'll will shoot

want I'm not afraid I'll will shoot

want I'm not afraid I'll will shoot [Music]

you

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away

away

away [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

away

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so we're going to sit you up first F so

so we're going to sit you up first F so

so we're going to sit you up first F so you can sit up that's right I'm going to

you can sit up that's right I'm going to

you can sit up that's right I'm going to stand you

up you going to stand up for me

and keep remaining in

sleep take hold of the

sleep take hold of the

sleep take hold of the [Music]

[Music]

[Music] gun We Stand exactly where you as you

gun We Stand exactly where you as you

gun We Stand exactly where you as you were before are you on that side

were before are you on that side

were before are you on that side [Music]

okay let's wake him

up

come on

come on

come on Wicked [\h__\h] is in

Wicked [\h__\h] is in

Wicked [\h__\h] is in it it was

good okay okay let's

good okay okay let's

good okay okay let's go ask a couple questions we uh designed

go ask a couple questions we uh designed

go ask a couple questions we uh designed this game and just interested to hear

this game and just interested to hear

this game and just interested to hear how it was for you it was good it was

how it was for you it was good it was

how it was for you it was good it was like I know I don't know if it's cuz

like I know I don't know if it's cuz

like I know I don't know if it's cuz it's an arcade but it was well like

it's an arcade but it was well like

it's an arcade but it was well like really into it was it going to be like

really into it was it going to be like

really into it was it going to be like putting pubs what is it yeah it's a sort

putting pubs what is it yeah it's a sort

putting pubs what is it yeah it's a sort of it's a prototype trying to develop it

of it's a prototype trying to develop it

of it's a prototype trying to develop it it was good it was good I like to know

it was good it was good I like to know

it was good it was good I like to know it was

it was

it was really I know exciting it's realistic I

really I know exciting it's realistic I

really I know exciting it's realistic I you shooting them and they don't die you

you shooting them and they don't die you

you shooting them and they don't die you know so you got to keep shooting them

know so you got to keep shooting them

know so you got to keep shooting them and then then they keep coming up again

and then then they keep coming up again

and then then they keep coming up again so I don't know I loved it I just felt

so I don't know I loved it I just felt

so I don't know I loved it I just felt like I know each of them usually in a

like I know each of them usually in a

like I know each of them usually in a game it's just a game it's a cartoon I

game it's just a game it's a cartoon I

game it's just a game it's a cartoon I just felt had kill each and every one of

just felt had kill each and every one of

just felt had kill each and every one of them had to I know you're sitting here

them had to I know you're sitting here

them had to I know you're sitting here you got the sound coming at you and you

you got the sound coming at you and you

you got the sound coming at you and you got the graphics I I just yeah the sound

got the graphics I I just yeah the sound

got the graphics I I just yeah the sound it all adds up to I don't know what

it all adds up to I don't know what

it all adds up to I don't know what you've done if it's the colors or

you've done if it's the colors or

you've done if it's the colors or something but the whole the whole setup

something but the whole the whole setup

something but the whole the whole setup just really gets into your

head want some

oxygen this is not funny o on W be too

oxygen this is not funny o on W be too

oxygen this is not funny o on W be too long hello no probably not