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THE BLUE TIGER

Slava, have a worm.

- The rubber band is mine. - Look what I found.

This is the opening of our garden. Your grandfather Maxmilian.

Why don't we breed a carnivorous plant so huge

people could feed it from a helicopter?

I don't think so.

Good morning, Mr. Flower.

- Are you also this hot? - The tropical heat will continue...

You think you might see a fata morgana today?

Yeah.

Bloody hell! It's always something! Every day!

I can't believe this.

Sorry, sorry, boss. I'm on my way.

I worked yesterday you know? Left my tools in there.

The bed in the back needs weeding. Looks like a junkyard.

Matyas what takes you so long?

-Come on, you'll be late. -Hurry up, you!

-Have you got your snack on you? -Yeah.

Careful when crossing the road!

- Good morning. - Good day.

Hello there.

Salute, professor. Come, let me show you something.

All the dust over the leaves. All over!

- It's been like this for 6 months. - Stuff happens.

Whoever spots a live animal gets a point.

A cat!

He sits there all the time...

A dog! Locked in a car.

Three point for that one.

Domesticated pigs.

Four points?

A billy goat!

Kracmera, can't you simply step on brakes? Drive on!

Don't worry, Betty girl.

- Hi. - Hello.

Make sure you bring home nothing but A's, Lucy!

Gerzova! Last to arrive as always.

We got stuck at a crossroad.

Give me your shoes!

Zalabak, will I squeeze anything out of you?

What does a common flower look like?

A daisy or a marguerite?

Draw it!

Describe it to me. The flower.

It's got them... umbelly petals...

Quiet! What petals?

Umbelly...

Sit! You have never come across a flower in your life!

Even if you did you couldn't describe it. You'd need a brain!

And you never use it.

Right.

Stop laughing! Brains are hard to find nowadays.

Flower here might have one. The rest of you have only a little brain.

Matyas!

Describe a flower to Zalabak and also an inflorescence.

It usually consists of stamens, pistils and perianths,

or of a calyx and a corolla.

A bigger group of flowers is called an inflorescence

which can be simple, or complex.

Gerzova, what are you doing? Daydreaming of silly things again?

Attention, please. A special announcement!

All pupils and teachers, please, gather immediately in the main gym

where we shall welcome special guests.

Calm down.

When the lights go down and they enter you'll be quiet as mice.

You'll just sit, sit and be silent!

Being still means being still.

Not rustling, eating snacks, whispering, or scratching your bum.

When the lights go down, I'll strangle Gerzova...

- Give it back to her! - Thanks.

-Daddy! -Not now!

Dear pupils, it is an honor for us to welcome Mr. Mayor

who found some time to tell us

about his unique project "A Modern and Clean City".

I would also like to reveal that Mayor Ryp used to study right here!

The stage is yours.

Good morning, children.

As a pupil I spent many happy moments in this building.

Now, though, it is no time for recollections.

It is time to look into the near future.

We will show you the new city.

It will be only yours.

A city of dreams.

Our Architect will show you what this ideal city will look like

and how comfortably you'll live here.

This outskirts of the old city quarter will be demolished.

And this will be the new center

with shops and a water fountain.

- Will there be a McDonald's? - Quiet there, will you!

I'm sure you'll like it.

What will happen to the old Botanical gardens?

It will be replaced by a new amusement center.

We'd better go back.

Hurry up!

Matyas!

We would like you all to meet Our white tubs on little feet

Just like Adam, just like Eve in our steam you'll find relief

What steam?

Get into our bubbly foam it will make you feel at home

Can you see that?

What?

Mum, can the things I imagine ever become real?

What do you mean?

I mean become real! Like a dream.

A dream exists even if you can't touch it, doesn't it?

I guess. Bring me some water, please.

Can I dream a dream that I myself make up?

I guess. Girl, what tricky questions you ask today.

- I ran away from school today. - What? Why didn't you tell me?

Johana, why did you run away?

Some ugly house will replace the garden. Mayor said that.

- Did you know about it? - Come here.

I heard about it but God knows when it happens.

No, it's going to happen tomorrow. Or the day after. Right now, he said.

Boom bang-a-bang wipe the sadness off your face

Boom bang-a-bang I will stay, this is my place...

He did say that!

Boy, I'm an old strayed cat Strayville, that is my home.

Check it out, the tiny tot has locked herself again.

Stick your head into the bowl, or we won't let you out!

You're on gents. Get out of there!

Let's scoot.

Hurry up so I can close the door. Stop jumping! Go, go, go!

Gentlemen!

Gerzova!

What is that on your feet?

Clogs.

I still have one pair of your shoes and you wear them clogs outside.

- Where are your proper slippers? - These are my slippers.

Liar!

Mrs. Shrewsbury, what a beautiful turban you have.

I'm asking you about the slippers!

In the cloak-room.

-Here. -Don't lie. Those are not your shoes.

My mum buys me bigger size so they last longer.

You tiny little ninny.

Maybe elsewhere kids can take liberties but not at this school!

Lean your head back. I said back, not forward!

You're gonna wipe this mess up. You're driving me insane.

This is no special school! Got that?

This is a school for normal kids and not for someone like...

What's up?

What's going on?

Come on, let's get moving, I'm running late!

There's a tiger standing out there. A blue tiger!

It doesn't exist!

Can't they do anything about it?

Do it yourself, man. But mind you, if it's hungry, it might eat you!

- I gotta go! I'm running late! - We all are.

I'm on the site. Over and out.

What do you say about the information from eyewitnesses

that there is a tiger walking around our city, and it is blue?

Sure we cannot exclude a possibility

that there is a strayed feline wandering about but a blue tiger?

Sorry, that sounds like a story from a fantasy world, doesn't it?

Still, this could be a unique event.

It might draw attention to our city from people all over the world.

When we finish our project Modern and Clean City,

that'll be a real fantasy:

The only unique thing about a strayed feline is that it doesn't belong here.

Let our police officers deal with it.

- Thank you. - I thank you.

How do you know the tiger isn't blue?

You like to read fairy tales.

Don't you?

- A blue tiger does exist! - Yeah right.

Hang on, I'm not sure.

It could have been a puma. Or a big cat.

Betty girl! Betty!

Haven't you seen a dog? I've lost my dog!

Betty girl! Where are you?

Help me, please.

Betty girl!

-Speed up, turtle!

Use some disinfection.

Come on, it's nothing.

Wait.

Hold on!

This here is no parking lot!

You must announce official visits in advance!

If you'll excuse me,

I have a business meeting here with the chief architect.

Listen, Sir.

When my grandpa Maxmilian was alive,

even the duke himself would leave his carriage behind the gates

and enter this garden with respect.

But now this all belongs to the city and so you have the last say.

What an appalling behaviour.

- So what do we have here? - And here, let me show you...

Let's get rid of Ryp!

That's not very funny.

Think of something better, Mr. Funny.

Why don't we try some mechanism. I've got one that might suffice.

And then?

Why don't you help me out with the ship.

Nothing short of Noah's Ark.

...cleistocactus strausii

is considered the most beautiful species of this genus.

Autogamous red tubular flowers are cleistogamic!

Cleistogamic... One word, starts with "c".

Coverings of monoclinous flowers do not open

when stamens and pistils ripen, thus self-pollination occurs.

One word, double "l".

Thank you, I'll see you next week.

By the way, the nature is unpredictable

and so generous there is no colour she would not use.

So you do not exclude the possibility that the blue tiger might exist?

Of course not! Even Goethe dealt with a theory of colours.

He divided colours into groups...

Soaking wet, aren't you?

Experts speak about a group hallucination

but if there really is a blue tiger out there,

it would be something very rare. And that's all for today news.

Not a word about me, again.

- Weather forecast... - Nothing but rubbish.

I'll be on TV after midnight.

People should not set open fires and barbecue, not even on balconies.

In the sunlight people should work carefully with thinners and paints.

Kracmera?

Catch it!

It's gone! But it was blue, right?

No, it was not!

It was normal. Is that clear?

But it will be pretty dangerous. That you must remember.

For everyone.

Very dangerous...

- Johanka, what are you doing? - Nothing.

I got slapped.

What? Who slapped you?

- I didn't have my slippers on. - Now she's gone way too far.

Way too far! Evil witch.

No one will dare to slap you, you understand?

Wait till I get to see her. She'll fly like a dragon!

- She was mad like an orangutan. - Was she? I'll scalp her.

- She's stronger than you. - You think so?

Only if you put something into her drink...

You little minx. No, I'll deal with her peacefully.

If you keep smoking like this you will never beat her.

Here you go.

That girl sold you a bill of goods.

Mrs. Shrewsbury, I don't care what happened.

But if you ever touch my daughter again, I'll mess your hair bun!

Now I see who the girl took after.

Where are they?

Help!

- A kidnap! - What kidnap?

- They just got loose, that's all. - Help!

A kidnap!

A kidnap!

Police! Police! Come here. Come here.

My dog got lost.

- My dog! - I see. Where is it?

How should I know?

It's gone! Will you help me find it?

- That's very kind of you. - What time was it?

Did you hear about the blue tiger?

They say it's a sign.

My dog was locked in this car all day like always. And now it's gone!

What?

There! There! A horrible...

That's good.

Our citizens want to live in the near future.

They want to stroll safely in a clean and modern city.

But the atmosphere is very tense due to the presence of that beast.

So I decided to step in and offer a reward for capture of the tiger.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The moment I took a bite, the doggie was right with me, barking, scoundrel.

Keeping an eye on me like that for two days.

Now you can go in with your doggie.

Our little lady is bored at home.

- Come on! - You'd deserve an honorary ticket.

Professor Liverwort said that a blue animal can exist.

Yeah right. It's three times two meters and it eats dogs...

Hang on, what if it really does eat those dogs?

No, it doesn't! I know that.

What else might eat them? Elephants? Or piranhas?

Yeah, piranhas!

Don't worry. Slava is just an ordinary koi carp.

Granny, let's go.

Alright, then.

- Can anybody help me out here? - Let's go.

Ask your mum since when have we been lettting animals in?

Why don't you ask her yourself?

Flower, since when are you against animals?

Since those dogs peed on chlorosis and it never recovered.

She's been turning this place into a chickenfoot house.

Mum, Mr. Flower says you're a hag.

Am I? This old hag is about to sweep the floor right under Flower's ladder

so he better watch out or he might as well fall down.

She could have swept the clutter away a long time ago.

Your mum's gonna kill you. You should have stayed at home.

No, she won't.

We have to find him. I want to warn him.

BLUE TIGER! A REWARD FOR ITS CAPTURE!

How do you want to warn him? He'll either eat you, or run away.

Not true!

- Are we going or what? - We are, aren't we?

Watch out!

Check it out, paw prints.

And hairs, look.

- A paw print. - They've found something.

Here's another one.

- Watch out, Zalabak and Kracmerova! - What are you doing there?

Guess what.

A dandelion. You know this one, don't you?

Lamers. Let's go.

Come on, let's scoot home.

Dear fellow citizens,

it is extremely important that you stay calm and reasonable.

Please, pay attention to the public notice, follow police instructions.

Come on.

- You need a push? - Open the gate.

- See you tomorrow. - See you.

- When you go out, you must tell me. - Sorry, mum. It was important.

As always. Good night.

Good night.

Hallo! Hallo, are you there?

How are you, baron?

Slava?

Slava?

In the time of dryness

when the sun beats down and heats the ground mercilessly,

when every stream has gone...

- May I? - He's still in bed.

...a stream of desert stays on, cacti...

- No kidding! Really? - Really.

Tea!

Later.

...shepherds help with their knives

and the beast tortured with thirst avidly drinks the liquid...

- Hush! - I'm not saying anything!

Dad mustn't see him!

He's not a dog, so what?

We have to hide him before people start coming in.

- There's nothing here! - Come, let's go look for him.

He's quite small. I thought he'd be like two meters long.

I guess he's got a fever...

Hello Rara! Another shit!

Will people never learn to leave their dogs outside...

It's that hag. She lets them in deliberately. Come on, come.

What is it? What are you scared of?

Come, let me give you some water.

Here you go.

You'll end up without a single feather left.

Cleaning!

We've got to tell someone, or he'll die.

Shouldn't we inform the police?

I'll tell my mum.

Don't worry.

Your doggie will show up.

Show it to me, come on.

He'll be ok, he probably got slightly hit by a car.

He's got fever in it. I'll put some leaves on it.

What are you two staring at?

You won't go report him to police?

This is no ordinary animal, anyone can see that.

When he gets better, he'll know the best where to go.

Come.

Let me open this special meeting of our city council.

Mayor, false denouncements keep piling at our station.

We've searched all over the city and have not found a single hair.

There's no way a dog can stroll around our city unleashed,

not to mention some monster.

It's quite impossible that there'd be nothing left from the eaten dogs.

That monster can't just swallow them.

A beast's digestive tract cannot digest metal parts.

- Where are the thrown-up dog-collars? - But where?

We must immediately start demolishing the old quarter.

Excuse me, what does it have to do with the monster?

The old quarter is an urbanistically chaotic area.

As you can see here,

the clean and modern city is well arranged

and functional.

Citizens must realize nothing like this could happen in the new city.

There you immediately discover what does not belong there.

Mum, what if my dad shows up, filthy rich and buys the whole city?

Blabber mouth.

Move.

Dad ran away because he couldn't stay in one place.

People like him never buy cities.

Mum?

When the tiger gets better, he might kill the mayor

and everything would be fine.

Johanka, things will never be all fine.

There is always something we don't like.

Sometimes we can fight it

but other times it's just stronger and we get to lose something.

Things get lost all the time.

Money, slippers, keys...

Dads...

Some people lose more things.

But I'll never lose you, ever, and you can count on that.

Good night.

Good night. And the tiger?

I'll check up on him tomorrow.

Some opuntiads can injure our skin with tiny prickly bristles.

Some bristles have scarcely visible hooks

which can be removed only with a needle, or a tip of a knife.

A real cacti grower does not mind the thorns...

Mr. Flower.

A letter from the city council.

Sign here, please.

It's written in here. We're to move out in one month.

Sit down.

- What about your dad? - He didn't even read it.

Come here, have some. Here!

Naughty boy!

Such a yummy biscuit.

Come, come to me.

What are we going to do, Flower?

I'm not sure about you but I won't let them have this.

No. I can't.

Come on, come.

It can't be.

A hamburger. It shouldn't hurt him.

Is it healthy?

A hamburger? Won't it make him sick?

You want to feed him on a lettuce or what?

Come on, have some.

You must eat.

Mrs. Gerzova, they say this place is to be demolished.

That's right. And people like you disappear in black holes here.

Get out of here.

Lamer.

Wait!

Let's go.

Mum, I don't want to live anywhere else.

- What will happen with cacti? - We'll see.

Johanka, don't worry about it. Who knows what'll tomorrow be like.

When tomorrow comes we'll see what we can do. There's always a way.

Why don't we make pancakes today?

Let's go.

What are you still doing here? Come on home.

Just a sec, dad.

...and the old quarter will make way to the new centre.

Inhabitants of the affected areas

have accepted the offer of compensatory apartments

with a category A+ equipment.

Mayor Znislav Ryp says:

I'm glad citizens understand our plans and I believe

that soon we all will take a walk in the new centre.

Dark and hostile places will disappear from the map of our city for good.

Make sure you're in bed in eleven minutes!

Kracmera, you'll catch that tiger for me!

- Me ? - Of course!

...opinions of mayor Ryp's incompetence because...

- I'm sick of that beast! - ...a mutated man-eating tiger...

- Go! - ...of a Fu-jian province origin.

- Where were you? - Try to guess.

- I was guarding him. - To no avail.

Hey dad!

It's my plush tiger!

- You pierced it! - Sorry.

Vaclav, now you're going hunting? Really?

I'm on a secret mission.

Look at him, all relaxed.

Careful, tiny tot, or you'll get stung!

What is this?

Costus dubius.

Streptocarpus. I never planted those!

Pontedereia, blue water lilies, all species in one place, oh my!

- And stramonium here. - Yes, you're absolutely right.

Clitoria ternatea, blue ginger, maypops...

See? Victoria cruciana! All together, you get that?

Water hyacinths.

- Snapdragons! Snappy little muzzles. - Yes.

Mainly the blue ones are in bloom, look, one vervain over there!

I must have watered them more. But it blossomed overnight.

I'll write a eulogy for tomorrow's newspaper. Right away!

Congratulations on this masterpiece!

And Rara healed in all this. Also overnight. Imagine that.

What is your tiger doing?

He's fooling around in there like mad.

Why don't we lock him up?

You can never lock a tiger up and this one doesn't bite.

Let him live.

Miracles in Botanical gardens!

A botanical paradise in the greenhouse!

Do Botanical gardens really have to be demolished?

Never-before-seen flowers!

A tropical island in the centre of our city.

Miracles in Botanical gardens!

Miracles in Botanical gardens!

Professor!

I haven't seen you for a really long time. Come on in.

- Hello. One adult, please. - Where is Filip, neighbour?

He stayed at home, my wife is worried he might disappear.

So the dog has to stay at home. And I'm here on my own.

Good day. You look great!

Wait a sec. Here is your ticket, please step in.

Look at all those hunks. Hello to you!

Kids can come in for free, we've got enough money.

Hello, have fun!

Hi, do you really harvest coconuts?

Like hell. I was there yesterday and there were no coconuts there.

- Check it out, a mango for a snack. - Cool!

Can I try?

I hear the blue tiger has rabies.

Dad said they'd pay a million for a beast like that.

Yesterday it mauled some boy.

It wasn't the tiger but our neighbour's pit bull terrier.

Have some.

Now that Botanic gardens turned into this jungle,

the tiger might really like it.

No, he wouldn't. The damp air makes these mammals sweat.

And they just hate it.

What a nonsense.

Mr. Mayor, do Botanic gardens have to be demolished now

that they're full of unique flowers?

But the gardens will turn into a new centre.

Specialists will move them into a new clean space.

Will all the plants be replanted?

Naturally, when they lumber woods, there are splints all around.

But no need to worry, everything will work out fine.

- Boss, I've got something. - What?

What is this? Don't touch it!

- Dad, please. - What do you mean, please?

This is promenading in my greenhouse?

Matyas, I told you many times dogs and cats are not allowed here!

Throw it out, now!

- But this is a tiger! - A blue tiger!

Christ, throw that dog out and stop babbling about a tiger.

You're worse than them journalists!

Since when are dogs striped and look like felines?

If you don't throw it out now, I'll call someone to trap it.

- Flower, this really is a blue tiger. - Yeah. And I'm an orange crocodile.

Here.

My God. So you've been hiding a dog killer behind my back?

And at night you let him out.

There is a killer in my gardens...

Now they're going to come here and shut this place down.

Only because my stupid son and these two ninnies decided

to take mercy on a dangerous beast. Don't get too close to that.

But he didn't do this. He's not dangerous. He's magical!

How could it be magical. What kind of nonsense is that?

It's a normal... with hairs and...

You can't think the garden grows because you water it more.

I hope you don't want to claim this all here is your work.

That for three years you've been hiding 250 species of tropical plants.

That you've been getting parcels full of South American bees

that would pollinate vanilla.

What is that woman talking about?

Well, everything is possible.

You'd better watch over him.

If somebody discovers him here, there might be a trouble.

I know.

Damn, I'm hungry.

You know what? Let me make you potato pancakes.

Take a seat.

Jesus.

I thought that...

That your man stole her back then. My Wanda.

You crazy? Gerza was into women. It's you who is into flowers, Flower.

Careful, they're hot.

If it hadn't been for my wife I'd never have let you stay here.

She was a wonderful woman and I liked her.

So will you eat, or what?

- Come on! - Still, I bet it's all fake.

Sure it is. They just don't want to move out.

- What? - Run! There's something in there!

- You're such a sissy. - It is there!

Where are you going? If we find it, they'll have to give us the reward.

What an awful sizzler.

It's about to start raining.

Matyas!

Intruders!

These kids are mad.

It recovered only yesterday. I'd almost lost my faith.

Anyway, enjoy the meal.

So, Kracmerova? Are you going to tell?

No, honestly, I won't tell. He's nice and beautiful.

You know what? Get lost.

Dad, don't go there.

The blue tiger is nice, he'd never hurt anybody.

Wait. Where should I not go?

To the gardens. I don't want him to die.

So you saw it there?

Lucy, leave your daddy and go to bathroom. It's late.

Lucy, wait. When I catch it, I'll get the reward.

And we could go to Africa.

Get up! Come on, get up! He got him! Come on, quick!

Go get some help. I'll look after him.

Alright but hide!

Stay right here. Get the spear,

and wait.

What should we do with it, boss?

It really is blue.

Tell me, what am I to do with you, poor little kitty?

I'll have to help you and make you interesting.

You'll become a mascot. How about that?

We'll keep you in a glass showcase in the centre.

Alive?

Stuffed.

- And what about them? - We must get rid of them. Now!

Take care of them. I don't want them to be found here.

It's all over, kitty.

What are you doing here?

And what are you doing here?

And the dogs? What are you going to do with them?

- So you want to fight? - Help!

- Help! - Don't shout!

- Help! - Leave her alone!

What is this here?

- Will you let go of her, you pig! - Stop touching that kid!

Oh, it's you!

You're dangerous!

A dangerous moron.

What are you doing there? Where is it?

You hear me? Where is it?

It disappeared. Like a steam! It's gone!

You'll regret this! It's my tiger!

He's not yours! He's not ordinary. Anyone can see that!

- So they weren't eaten. - How dare you!

Stealing dogs. Blaming it on a tiger! What a barbarian thing to do!

It will be my city!

It's my work!

You can't stop it anymore.

- There he is! Hold him! - Come, Johanka.

- What is going on here? - Let's go home.

Kracmera! Handcuff him.

There he is!

Come, quick!

Lights here!

Roll!

Our reporters have tracked down an unusual hideaway

where unknown culprits kept cages with dogs

who were supposedly eaten by a blue tiger.

What does this have to do with mayor Ryp and his assistant Kracmera?

More information will follow soon.

Check it out, a seagull! One point!

Four chihuahuas and one dragon. Five points!

Good one!

Here it is. You won't believe your eyes.

It could be called The Blue Spa. As a tribute to the tiger.

A ceremonial opening of the Blue Spa!

Mum, you could look after guests and do the cleaning here.

What is it you got here?

He's got to be here. Where else would he be? Come on!

Dad, you might handle water and steam in the spa.

I must look after them poor cacti.

Right, but how will we get there?

Guess how?

Of course!

Good to see you, tiger.

The End